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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,170 (ominous music) 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,580 Hey, Hulkies. 3 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:07,537 Things aren't looking so good. 4 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:09,125 Team is kind of scared we'll never get home 5 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:11,418 and that we'll be lost in space forever. 6 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,583 Cold, dark space. 7 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:16,417 They say you freeze before you suffocate. 8 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:19,790 -Even thinking about it makes me cold. -Earth is out there somewhere. 9 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:23,625 We keep our scanners open, sooner or later we'll find it. 10 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:25,918 -(clanging) -Nine hundred seventy. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,210 -(clanging) -Nine hundred seventy-one. What? 12 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:31,504 You gotta keep bulked up in low gravity. 13 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:34,293 I should charge you admission to watch this. 14 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:35,745 Yeah, baby. 15 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:39,674 You need to exercise the muscle above your shoulders, brute. 16 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,880 Uh-huh. If you're so smart, Leader, 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,540 why are you stuck in an oversized pet cage? 18 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,035 (grunts) 19 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,537 Hulk: Picking up some kind of signal. 20 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,955 No. Hundreds of signals! 21 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,960 (horse neighs) 22 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:58,375 A-Bomb: You did it, Hulk! You got TV from Earth! 23 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,878 Uh, is that black and white? 24 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:03,919 Must be picking up older signals from decades past. 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Locking on. 26 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:08,539 (crowd cheering) 27 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,455 Howdy, squirts! Hey, ho! 28 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:14,002 It's your old pal, Obnoxio! (squeaks) 29 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,246 A-Bomb: Ooh, I hate clowns! 30 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,293 Especially Obnoxio. 31 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,375 Is he supposed to entertain kids or traumatize them? 32 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:26,788 -A-Bomb afraid of funny-face man? -Afraid? No way. 33 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,915 I just hate their freakish grins, 34 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,500 beady eyes and horrifying make-up. That's all. 35 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:34,173 Red Hulk: Oh, ho. That's rich. 36 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:36,380 A clown afraid of another clown. 37 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,498 Hey. 38 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:41,877 The world rests easier since the Hulk and his monstrous, 39 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,629 muscle-bound Agents of S.M.A.S.H. have vanished. 40 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:46,829 Where did they go? Who cares? 41 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:49,247 As long as the monsters don't come back! 42 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,383 We're not monsters! 43 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,578 And the raging beast I used to be... 44 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,077 -gone! -(shatters) 45 00:01:58,041 --> 00:01:59,211 (growls) 46 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,131 Sorry. (chuckles) 47 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,538 And when we get home, we'll find a way to prove it to the Earth, 48 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,205 all over again. 49 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,083 TV signal's coming out of some kind of wormhole thing out there. 50 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,876 Could be a way back to Earth. 51 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:13,419 (computer powering down) 52 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,460 A-Bomb: Of course, just when we get a lead home, the power goes out. 53 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,415 All right, Leader. What's the deal? 54 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,040 I wouldn't know. 55 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:23,915 Who wants to go home when we're having so much fun? 56 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,960 Skaar: Ooh. Dark. 57 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,291 She-Hulk: What is it? Some kind of black hole? 58 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:35,665 Don't know. But it's blocking our way to Earth. 59 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,540 -(computers powering-up) -Power's back on. 60 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,205 So go through it, Jolly Green. 61 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:40,881 We're going through it, right, Jolly Green? 62 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:42,499 You not afraid, are you? 63 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:45,252 Skaar: Hulk afraid of nothing. 64 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,920 I got a bad feeling about this. 65 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,995 She-Hulk: Prepare to enter the big black whatever it is. 66 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,133 (whooshes) 67 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:57,291 She-Hulk: Picking up something on the radar. 68 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:59,455 Coming at us fast! 69 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,290 Missile heading our way! 70 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:03,917 Hulk: Stand down. It's the Silver Surfer! 71 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,665 Don't worry, he's an old friend. 72 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,174 He can help us get home. 73 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:10,749 (grunts) 74 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,960 -Then why is he attacking us? -(alarm beeping) 75 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,707 (theme music) 76 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,749 (alarm beeping) 77 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:30,924 Here he comes again! 78 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 -Jen! Shields up! -(all groan) 79 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,583 I thought you said he was a friend. 80 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,127 He is. We fought side by side to save Earth. 81 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,288 Then he left to explore the universe. 82 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,213 Never seen him act like this. 83 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,751 I guess he's changed sides. 84 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:46,754 -(alarm blaring) -Losing our shields! 85 00:03:46,834 --> 00:03:48,834 -Skaar: How Hulk stop shiny man? -(Silver Surfer grunts) 86 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,668 We have to go out there. 87 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:54,750 Yeah. Against the Silver Surfer? On what, rocket-boards? 88 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:57,291 -(door whirs open) -(whooshes) 89 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,535 Hey, I was kidding. 90 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,879 (groaning) 91 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:06,919 The void! It will consume the entire universe! 92 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Surfer, calm down! Don't make me smash you! 93 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:15,668 That's it. You're getting smashed, tin man! 94 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,750 Shulkie, let's get him in a crossfire. 95 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:20,417 (grunts) 96 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,290 -Red Hulk: Look out! -(She-Hulk groans) 97 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:24,461 (metal clangs) 98 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:26,962 Skaar: Skaar slash shiny man! 99 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,884 Whoa. Shiny man tough. 100 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:34,709 He's the dag nab Silver Surfer. Our weapons won't do squat. 101 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,083 I warned you. (grunts) 102 00:04:46,709 --> 00:04:49,419 (groans) Lost control. 103 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:51,329 Sorry, Surfer. 104 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,830 -Just trying to help. -(groans) The void... 105 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,830 Must escape the void. 106 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:03,377 She-Hulk: Poor Surfer. (shivering) 107 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:07,044 (grunts) So cold in here. What is the matter with the heater? 108 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:10,785 Computer: Brain scans reveal patient in semi-comatose state. 109 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,745 Estimated recovery time unknown. 110 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,003 Then all we can do is wait. 111 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,497 Jen, fly us through this void. 112 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:19,879 Get us home. 113 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:25,169 Well, maybe I got a clue to what happened to the Surfer in my footage. 114 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,325 (chuckling) 115 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,127 Whoa, is that what I think it was? 116 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,376 Peek-a-boo! 117 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,380 (shrieks) 118 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,955 Uh, that-- That sort of looks like a clown! 119 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,125 Uh, not-- Not that I'm afraid. 120 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,377 -(evil laughter) -(honking) 121 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:48,288 (humming) 122 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,037 (laughing) 123 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,825 Obnoxio: What do you know, 124 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,670 Ricky? 125 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:56,327 Okay, totally freaking out! 126 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:59,577 Time to make a peanut butter, pork and pickle sandwich. 127 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,917 Or five. 128 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,170 Skaar need five. Or 10. 129 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:06,330 (grunting) Boy, this is tight. 130 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:08,963 Must be jammed. 131 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:10,541 Skaar: No jammed. Give to Skaar. 132 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:13,249 Real funny. 133 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,633 What is this? Some kind of A-Bomb gag? 134 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,459 (grunting) Come on. 135 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,245 (grunts) 136 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:24,631 Since when is butter this hard to cut? 137 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:25,999 Eh, Red just need food. 138 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,423 Skaar make food! 139 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:30,002 -(beeps) -Food machine! 140 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,383 Make sandwich! 141 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,627 (beeping) 142 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,628 Stupid machine! 143 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:46,792 Ahhh! Skaar hate tech-ma-logy! 144 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:49,785 (groans) 145 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,325 Tech-mo-lology hate Skaar! 146 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,669 Let Skaar go! 147 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,670 Great. Now the appliances have gone crazy. 148 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,831 Red Hulk: Hold on, dog-boy! I'll pull the plug! 149 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:08,293 (grunting) Can't do it! 150 00:07:09,792 --> 00:07:11,422 -(groans) -(thuds) 151 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,880 (grunts) Machine cook food, not Skaar! 152 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I still got my beautiful bulk. So, how can I be so weak? 153 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:27,630 All right, Leader. Talk. How do I use your tech to help the Surfer? 154 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:28,789 Ha! 155 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:32,825 Figure it out yourself, you green gorilla. 156 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:36,707 You're not even half the primate I was when I was-- was, um, um... 157 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:38,462 What's the word? Hmm. 158 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,325 Oh, no. 159 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,125 What's happening to me? 160 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,918 (gasps) My brain! Diminishing! 161 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,920 I'm quite literally losing my mind. 162 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:51,674 Don't you try and trick me! 163 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:53,287 -She-Hulk: Cuz? -Huh? 164 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,916 I need you in the engine room. 165 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,830 My brain! 166 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:02,497 My think-- Can't get un-big. 167 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,174 (growls) 168 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:13,077 Don't know why, but everything's ticking me off. 169 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:17,457 Where's the thermostat on this thing? This place is freezing. 170 00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:19,462 -(glass squeaking) -Freezing? 171 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,962 You already turned it up to 90 degrees. How much hotter do you want it? 172 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:25,714 Clowns, clowns, clowns... 173 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:27,542 -Clowns! (gasps) -Hey! Watch it! 174 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Hulk! It's me, Rick. 175 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,628 (growls) 176 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:33,745 Getting so mad. 177 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,753 Something's wrong. 178 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:39,752 You're telling me. I think an evil clown is coming to get me, Hulk. 179 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:41,384 Have I ever told you how much I hate clowns? 180 00:08:41,458 --> 00:08:43,458 'Cause I really, really hate clowns! 181 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,750 Where are you? Smiley-faced freak. 182 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:49,174 You gotta be here somewhere. I know you're here. 183 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:54,249 There's no evil clowns, A-Bomb! 184 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:55,753 It's this cold! 185 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,541 Get away, machines! 186 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,625 Skaar smash tech-mo-mology! 187 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,002 Red Hulk: Hulk! 188 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,500 I lost my strength. 189 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:11,214 I'm betting it has something to do with the Surfer. 190 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:13,131 Jen. You okay? 191 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:17,538 Obnoxio: Hey, ho. What do ya know? 192 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,035 (evil laughter) 193 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:22,375 Did you hear that? It's coming! It's the clown. 194 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,825 There is no evil clown! 195 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,127 Then what the heck is that? 196 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:29,828 (laughing) Howdy, squirts! 197 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,327 -Yuk, yuk, yuk! -(screaming) 198 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,997 Okay. That's an evil clown. 199 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,333 (Obnoxio laughs) 200 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,170 (laughs) Brucey! 201 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,250 (groans) 202 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,173 Come here, little Ricky! 203 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,920 -Stay back, Clown! -Obnoxio: Don't run, Ricky. 204 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,330 I wanna make you laugh! (laughing) 205 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,075 It's my worst nightmare come true! 206 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,922 -Hulk: Laugh this off, clown! -Eh? 207 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,288 -(groans) -(boings) 208 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,671 (honking) 209 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,710 Skaar slash! 210 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,212 (groans) Tech-mo-mology! 211 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:07,581 Your toy broken? Come here. I'll play with you. 212 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:13,457 He fall down go boom! (honks) 213 00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:15,332 (whimpering) 214 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,167 A-Bomb: Stay away from me! 215 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,540 Hulk smash clown! 216 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,828 Watch out behind you, greenie. 217 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,787 Your shadow's alive, and I don't think it wants to be friends. 218 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,035 Hulk: My shadow? 219 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:31,878 (Dark Hulk snarls) 220 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,132 -(laughing) -Hulk: And stay there! 221 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,287 (Obnoxio laughs) 222 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:39,627 Boogey, boogey. 223 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:40,709 Hang on, Jones. 224 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:44,292 I may be a weak sad-sack, but I'm still a soldier! 225 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:46,997 (grunts) Too heavy. Not good. Oh! 226 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:50,383 "Sad-sack," you say? Don't get down! 227 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:53,129 (squeaking) 228 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,285 Get a clown pound! 229 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,748 -(clangs) -(Hulk growling) 230 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:02,584 -(Hulk grunts) -Ugh! Somebody's grumpy. Have a treat. 231 00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:04,879 (belches) 232 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:06,669 Hulk: (grunting) Cotton candy? 233 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,670 Hang on, Hulk! I'm coming. (chattering) 234 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,915 (chattering) So cold... 235 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,955 Jen! 236 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:19,632 Your turn, Ricky. 237 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:21,629 My powers are not enough. 238 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,829 It is the creator who must destroy it. 239 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,037 Me? 240 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:28,875 Silver Surfer: It is born from your fear. Face it, Rick Jones. 241 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,999 -(groans) -(thuds) 242 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,040 A-Bomb: My friends need me. 243 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,543 I won't run! 244 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,205 You better. 245 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,581 I've been afraid of you since I was six years old. 246 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,037 Not anymore. 247 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,575 Uh-oh. 248 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,327 -Going down, clown! -(groans) 249 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,040 I did it. 250 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,575 Red Hulk: Can someone explain what's going on? 251 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,960 After they pull me out of here. 252 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,793 I always knew the cold was my weakness. 253 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:58,131 But I never thought it was my greatest fear. 254 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,633 So the cold... 255 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:05,289 I made it real? 256 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,667 How can our fears come true, Surfer? 257 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:10,210 This void we're in lives. 258 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,791 It is a creature known as Null, the living darkness. 259 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:17,535 It unleashes fear in its victims, feeds on it, 260 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,705 and uses it to take on physical form. 261 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:23,082 I tried to stop it, but was lost in the darkness, 262 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:27,126 facing my own fear of being trapped forever. 263 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:30,458 So what happens if this big blob of nothing gets a body? 264 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,083 It will enter a nearby wormhole. 265 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,036 A wormhole that leads to... 266 00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:36,787 Hulk: Earth. 267 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,785 That's where the signals were coming from. 268 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,825 So maybe we can use it to go home! 269 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:43,127 Unless it gets there first. 270 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:47,537 Somehow cosmic bad guys always find their way to our planet. 271 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,829 Seriously, does Earth have the worst luck in the universe, or what? 272 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:56,379 Earth has billions of lives and countless fears. 273 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,461 Null will bring them all to life. 274 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,422 And your world will fall screaming in terror. 275 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,670 We'll stop it. 276 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,540 How do we stop nothing? 277 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:08,745 Same way we stop everything. By smashing it! 278 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,084 We're taking the fight to that thing. 279 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,036 (whooshes) 280 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,205 (zapping) 281 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,831 Null: You may have faced your fears, 282 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:22,077 but now they will consume you! 283 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,246 (laughs) Shadow's back! 284 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,541 Yes. Unleash the beast. 285 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,955 Dark Hulk: 'Bout time you let me out. Wimp! 286 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,671 -Since you're here, let's dance! -(Hulk grunts) 287 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,628 -Gotcha! -(straining) No! 288 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,252 Yes! 289 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,415 (Obnoxio laughing) 290 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,630 (squeaks) 291 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,671 Ahhh! My nose! 292 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,171 Ahhh! Not my feet, too! 293 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,630 (gasps) Again with the freezing. 294 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,129 Think warm thoughts, Jen. 295 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,248 Think warm-- Aaah! 296 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,665 So weak. Shriveling up like a prune! 297 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750 -(groans) -(thuds) 298 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,832 Skaar no like tech-ma-mology! Skaar-- 299 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,787 (growls) Skaar smash! 300 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,535 Skaar-- Ahhh! Hate-- Oof! 301 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:13,285 (grunting) Tech-molomogy! Aah! 302 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:17,752 If you will not overcome your fears, Hulk, I will strike them from you! 303 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,922 (grunts) 304 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 No! 305 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,333 Not trapped again! 306 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,495 (straining) Hulk! I know you're in there. 307 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,582 I am, but I... 308 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,537 I can't get out! 309 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,495 Dark Hulk: And you never will. 310 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,633 I'm in control! 311 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,499 Empty, mindless monster! 312 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:48,788 Dark Hulk: Now that I'm free, no tin-plated crybaby is putting me back! 313 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,495 -(clanging) -Silver Surfer: No! 314 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,463 Hulk! Stop! 315 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,832 End your anger, and your fears'll follow! 316 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:58,207 (grunts) Hulk fears nothing. 317 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,875 (groaning) 318 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,499 Shulkie, what do we do? 319 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,793 (shivering) Red. I... 320 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,084 Jen! 321 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,042 No! 322 00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,707 Yes! 323 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,462 Get angry, Hulk! 324 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,132 Null: Jen is gone. 325 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,378 You have no one left but me! 326 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:23,498 I won't get mad. 327 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,831 (groaning) 328 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,787 (groaning) 329 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,575 -Jen. -A-Bomb: Oh, no. 330 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,884 Jenny! 331 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,132 Jen gone. (grunts) 332 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,251 Skaar don't want to be tech-mo-mology! 333 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:49,712 Skaar not have to be afraid. 334 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,035 We need to heat her up. Red! 335 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,205 Shulkie. Oh... 336 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,712 Being weak isn't making me afraid. 337 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,751 It's making me angry! 338 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,292 Heating me up! 339 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,294 (growling) 340 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,995 (shudders) Warmth. 341 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,997 Red, you-- You saved me! 342 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,543 Heh, aw, it was nothing, Jenny. Really. 343 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,827 Oh, where's Null? I wanna smash it! 344 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,133 Um, I think you'll get your chance, Red. 345 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,504 Hulk: We're too late. We made it real. 346 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,883 It fed on all our fears combined. 347 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,745 (laughing) Now, mortals, 348 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:46,584 Null: I will feed upon the fears of all the Earth. 349 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,382 (Null laughing) 350 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,875 Great horny toads on a hot roof. Oh! 351 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,001 It's headed for the wormhole. 352 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,673 (Null laughing) 353 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:03,710 We are all that stand between Null and the destruction of your world. 354 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,882 Then let's smash that cosmic freak. 355 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,079 (laughing) 356 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,826 (zaps) 357 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,883 Fool! I am your fear incarnate. 358 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,876 Silence, foul being. 359 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,959 Let's give him a hand, smashers! 360 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,041 (grunting) 361 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,544 Take this, laughing boy! 362 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,670 Red Hulk: We're not even tickling it. 363 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,170 Our fears made it too tough. 364 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,630 A-Bomb: All right, funny face. You're toast. 365 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,037 No, don't eat me! Don't eat me! 366 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,075 (screaming) 367 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,462 I've looked into fear itself. 368 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,632 - Evil, thy name be clown. -(horn honking) 369 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,250 How about another round of frostbite, She-Hulk? 370 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,043 Cold doesn't bother me anymore, creep! 371 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,625 Because you have a greater fear, 372 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:13,419 that you will never reach home again. 373 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,710 Don't listen, Hulks. We'll make it home. 374 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,792 We just gotta smash evil me. 375 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,209 (roaring) 376 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,381 (struggling) 377 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,578 (roaring) 378 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,249 (laughs) 379 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,333 (groaning) 380 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:41,080 I will feast upon the fears of earthlings for eons! 381 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:46,042 Surfer, you got the power cosmic. You gotta close the wormhole. 382 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,165 It cannot be closed from here. 383 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,580 Close it? We gotta go through first. 384 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,287 Hulk: And that thing'll follow. 385 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,207 Earth is what matters. 386 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,791 We'll find a different way home. 387 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,035 Then let's free the Surfer! 388 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,995 (laughing) 389 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,753 Hee-hoo. (squeals) 390 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,544 Remember, when you face your fear, 391 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,875 it ceases to have power over you. 392 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,079 Got it! 393 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,166 To me, my board. 394 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,963 -A-Bomb: So long, Surfer! -Goodbye, my friends. 395 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,915 I will tell Earth of your bravery. 396 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,499 No, you are mine! 397 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,665 (groaning) 398 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,750 The wormhole! No! 399 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,333 You have lost me billions of terrors to feast upon. 400 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,747 Feast on this! 401 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,130 (groaning) 402 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,082 Hulk: Let's get out of here. 403 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:06,706 Face me, Hulks! Face your fears! 404 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,422 We already have, and we beat them. 405 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,380 The Earth is safe. There's nothing left for you to feed on. 406 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,495 No! (yelling) 407 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,250 Null is now nil. 408 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,787 Red Hulk: Clowns. 409 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,785 Seriously, Jones? You afraid of mimes, too? 410 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,575 Whatever, slim! You looked skinnier than a skeleton. 411 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,997 You were so weak, you couldn't even flick a light switch. 412 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,503 "Oh, how do I turn these lights on?" 413 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,673 And what's up with your fear, Skaar? 414 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,540 Your robot body was actually pretty cool. 415 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,583 You were, like, Robo-Skaar. 416 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:57,667 Technology... Skaar no like, but can learn to live with. 417 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,790 -(clangs) -(robotic chatter) 418 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,245 Well, maybe. 419 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,170 Tell me, what was that dark half of yours, Hulk? 420 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:09,460 Perhaps we saw what happens when the Hulk's "Hulk" is unleashed. 421 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,832 Doesn't matter what it was, muffin-top. 422 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,577 You'll never see it again. 423 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:14,917 (chuckles) 424 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,577 Everyone gets afraid, even Hulks. 425 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,877 Took a man in Silver to remind us. 426 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:26,879 To beat fear, you gotta keep calm and face whatever's scaring you. 427 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:30,129 Thanks, Surfer. Tell Earth we're on our way. 428 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:31,747 Hulk out. 429 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,747 (closing theme music) 30019

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