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A-Bomb: A-Bomb's log, stardate Tuesday,nah, maybe Wednesday.
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I kinda lost track.
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I know it's been a while, Hulkies.
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Let me get you up to speed.
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So, we freed Skaar's home planetfrom The Leader,
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and jacked his ride to fly us home.
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Except his spaceship'snavigation broke down
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and left us helplessly lost
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in the nothingness of space.
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This may be my final webisode.
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If we end up trapped for eonsinside this steel coffin,
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doomed to wander foreverin the vast lonely cosmos...
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Rick, we've only been gone three days.
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A-Bomb: Hmm.
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A-Bomb: Okay. Maybe I exaggerated.
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I guess there are worse
spaceships to be stuck on.
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Leader didn't skimp on the amenities.
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Check out the robo-butlers.
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Oh, that's nice. Mmm...
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A-Bomb: A 3-D molecular printer
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that can construct anything we design.
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Red Hulk: Grr, hurry up, you stupid thing.
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(whirring)
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Not as good as my own sweet Gatling laser.
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But it should do the trick.
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A-Bomb: And a fully-stockedfood synthesizing kitchen.
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Ah, Skaar like popcorn on steak.
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(sniffing)
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A-Bomb: Problem is...It's all Leader-sized.
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(crash)
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And seriously, one bathroom?
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Red Hulk: Hey, which one
of you green thieves
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made off with all the toilet paper?
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Maybe you'd like to tell me
who's been swiping my tools?
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This nav system isn't gonna fix itself.
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Who eat all Skaar's meat snacks?
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(buzzing)
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Come to think of it,
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somebody has been disabling
my cameras too.
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Red Hulk: Who cares about your
precious screwdrivers?
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She-Hulk: I'd have just smashed
your stupid camera.
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Skaar hate table scraps! Quit lying.
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Knock it off!
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We're all in this together.
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The last thing we need
is to turn on each other.
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Hmm...
Looks like the T.P. perp left a clue.
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This way, smashers.
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Red Hulk: A cargo bay? Weird.
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Starting to get the feeling
we're not alone on this ship.
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Hulk: Yeah, something stinks.
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Leader!
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I was beginning to wonder
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if you Neanderthals
would ever figure it out.
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My thanks to you for the safe
passage off planet Sakaar.
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I had clearly worn out my welcome there.
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Not much of a leader now, are you?
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Au contraire.
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I managed to lead you
straight into my trap.
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Ah, that hologram trick never gets old.
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Now, get off my ship.
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(beeping)
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Red Hulk: Uh-oh.
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Hang on to somethin'!
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(all screaming)
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(theme music)
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The Leader: Premise, can five overgrown,
gamma-infused behemoths
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withstand oxygen deprivation
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and the cold vacuum of space?
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Conclusion,
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no.
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(all straining)
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Ah, I'm losing my grip.
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(A-Bomb screams)
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Rick!
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I got ya.
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(all grunting)
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Pair up and search the ship.
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Go!
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The Leader: Your effortsare doomed to failure.
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(screams)
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(crackling)
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The Leader: Everything on my ship
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was built to deal with you monsters.
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Look familiar?
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It's a replica of the chamber
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you imprisoned me in.
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However, I've made a few upgrades.
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(screams)
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(Skaar sniffs)
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(growls) Where Leader?
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Skaar slash Leader!
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Hang on, shaggy.
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I'll sniff him out with
the ship's bio-scanners.
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He's locked me out of the system.
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automated voice: Warning!Vessel entering hostile solar system.
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Nice try, Leader.
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But you're not gonna distract
me with some bogus warning.
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Let's see if I can bypass
his security manually.
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(crackling)
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robot 1: Back-up security. Activate.
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(zapping)
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Show your ugly, swollen mug, Leader.
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This soldier needs target practice.
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Dude, chill.
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We need him.
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He's the only one who can prove
our innocence back on Earth.
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Oh, okay. So we get a confession,
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then we use him for target practice.
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The Leader: Target practice?
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Excellent idea.
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A-Bomb: Oh, great.
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The walls are filled with guns.
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-Hey, whoa!
-Uh-oh.
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The Leader: Pity the lack ofgravity will put you lummoxes
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at a disadvantage.
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(zapping)
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(grunting)
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(straining)
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The Leader: How does it feel to becompletely helpless
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to save your friends?
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I think I'll send this video back to Earth
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to remind them of the monsteryou really are.
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Then I'll make my triumphant return,
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having destroyed you all.
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They'll declare me a hero.
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(straining)
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Hulk smash Leader for good!
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Oh! I think I'm gonna hurl.
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I got a better idea.
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Come here, Jones.
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I hurl you!
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Ha! Hurl? Hurl. I see what you did there.
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-Skaar slash!
-She-Hulk: No!
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(grunts)
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This is not good.
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Leader not smash friends!
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Hulk smash Leader!
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(grunting)
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Whoa, cuz. Hey, take it easy.
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-(breathing heavily)
-Calm down.
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A-Bomb: It's all good, buddy. We're safe.
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Did I overreact? Maybe.
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Was I gonna let Leader take another shot
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at wiping out my team?
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My family?
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No way.
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Never again.
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She-Hulk: Bio-scanners back online.
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I'm homing in on that rat's hidey-hole.
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He's right here on the bridge.
In the wall!
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The Leader: Pity you won'tlive long enough to find me.
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(all coughing)
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The Leader: Gamma-oxide gas.
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Quite lethal.
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No!
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(coughing)
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Two choices.
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Flush out the gas.
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Or you buy it too.
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If it means defeating you,
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I'd rather perish.
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Not an option.
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Unhand me, you brutes!
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(whining)
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Oh!
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Aah!
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The Leader: Stay back. I'm warning you.
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I say we toss him out the airlock.
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Airlock. Airlock!
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Skaar: Uh, what airlock?
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Wait! If we give in to our anger,
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then we're just the monsters
Leader says we are.
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We're heroes. We protect life.
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All life.
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Right, big guy?
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Leader shrunk us, poisoned us,
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and framed us for destroying our town.
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He doesn't deserve protection.
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It's the airlock for you.
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(soft chuckle) Wait.
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Stop! You're, you're bluffing.
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(growls)
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Thought you were smart enough to know
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you can't reason with a monster.
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She-Hulk: Hulk.
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You don't want to do this.
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It's just the anger talking.
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This isn't anger. It's common sense.
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The universe would be
better off without him.
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(rumbling)
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-(alarm beeping)
-Well, sounds like the universe disagrees.
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Hmm, what's that you say, universe?
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You want to smash him
with a meteor shower?
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Okay by me.
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(whirring)
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I can't clear this big rock's
gravitational field.
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That's 'cause that "rock" is Ego.
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The living planet.
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So in season one,Ego tried to smash Earth.
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But we smashed him first.
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And here we are again.
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She-Hulk: Now who's shooting at us?
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HULK: No one.
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Ego's fighting somebody else.
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And we're caught in the crossfire.
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That ship has some serious firepower.
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They good guys or bad guys?
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Well, we know Ego's bad.
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And they could use our help.
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I'll decide what to do with you
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after we show Ego a world of hurt.
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This is the latrine, you barbarian.
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-Ew...
-(flies buzz)
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Don't you Hulks know how to flush?
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It's backed up!
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The Leader: Ah, come on!
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(zapping)
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Ha, nice flying, Shulkie.
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Course not as nice as my shootin'.
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You are guilty of interfering
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with the will of the Kree empire.
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Interferin'?
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We just saved your green-skirted butt.
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(zapping)
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You dare defy Ronan the Accuser?
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Hey! We're on the same side.
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We fought Ego before. We can help.
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Ronan: You are the Hulk.
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Your might is legendary
throughout the galaxy.
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(laughing) Cool. Hoodie here
must be a fan of my show.
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You are, right?
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Our meeting is indeed fortunate.
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Together, we shall act as Ego's judge,
jury, and executioner.
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Sorry. You lost me at "executioner."
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We could have destroyed Ego once before.
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But we chose not to.
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Look how well that turned out.
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Wait, Ego knows the way to Earth.
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Maybe he can point us back home.
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I know of your Earth as well.
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Ronan will guide you to your planet.
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In exchange for your help.
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Hulk: Ronan, you got yourself a deal.
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Not sure I trust Ronan...
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Something about a guy who shoots first,
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asks questions later.
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He's like Red.
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The Kree empireis only like one of the galaxy's oldest
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and most powerful civilizations,
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composed of thousands of worlds.
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So guess who burned Ronan a best-of DVD?
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If he's not a fan of my webshow now,
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he will be.
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Hulk: Only way to stop Ego
is to smash past his rocky crust
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and into his brain pan.
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Autopilot set to keep the ship
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in a safe orbit around Ego.
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You sure it's a good idea to leave
Leader alone without a sitter?
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We got a ride home with Ronan.
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Shulkie can remote control him
into a black hole for all I care.
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You dare approach Ego!
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A-Bomb: Ah, man, beard hair.
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Skaar save Hulk!
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Red Hulk: Reinforcements incoming!
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Yeah, burn, baby!
266
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:29,786
Tremble at the might of
my universal weapon, foul planetoid.
267
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,165
I could give Thor a run
for his money with that hammer.
268
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,250
Once we get past his outer defenses,
269
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,883
Ego's not so tough on the inside.
270
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,209
A-Bomb: Not another journey
271
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,501
to the center of planet snot!
272
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,423
I had a different route in mind.
273
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,541
Oh, oh, we're going ear-spelunking?
274
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,075
Yay! I'll get my gear.
275
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,126
A-Bomb: Oh, is that wax? Gross!
276
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,708
This should take us straight
to the big rock's little brain.
277
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,996
So, when did Ego attack your planet?
278
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:03,673
Ego has endangered worlds
of the Kree empire time and again.
279
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,290
The punishment we deliver
will save billions of lives.
280
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,535
Ego shall face his accusers!
281
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,745
(beeping)
282
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:15,923
(all screaming)
283
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,997
Probably not a good idea
to shout inside a giant ear.
284
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:29,253
A-Bomb: So you all know,
we're just swimming in ear wax, right?
285
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,541
Red Hulk: So you've
said five times, Jones.
286
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,875
Skaar: Ear wax not taste so bad.
287
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:34,999
A-Bomb: Ew.
288
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,745
EGO: Hulks.
289
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,754
Go no further!
290
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,544
I warn you!
291
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,625
(beeping)
292
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:45,169
Aah! Noise hurts Skaar's ears.
293
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,500
We're gonna hurt Ego's worse.
294
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,291
(screams)
295
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,285
Everybody, bust that ear drum!
296
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,503
Ego: No!
297
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,253
(Little Ego whimpering)
298
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,791
Oh, no!
299
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,793
Just like I remembered.
300
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,035
Lamest boss-level ever.
301
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,625
Now, you pay.
302
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,789
Please spare me.
303
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,205
Ego kept his promise
and avoided your Earth.
304
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,581
Ego begs of you.
305
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:20,747
Little Ego: Be reasonable!
306
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,964
Never try to reason with a monster.
307
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,131
Aah!
308
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,575
(sighs)
309
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,752
I'm not a monster.
310
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,714
I'm supposed to be one of the good guys
311
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,332
who protects life.
312
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,923
Ego meant no harm.
313
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,920
Ego pulled your ship
into my orbit in the hopes
314
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,290
that you would defend me from the Kree!
315
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,455
Ego.
316
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,500
Now, you shall be judged.
317
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,713
Wait. They attacked you?
318
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,082
Ronan: An attack more than justified.
319
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,746
Hulk: You're not gonna hurt him.
320
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,834
This device will cause no harm.
321
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,421
Ego, the living planet,
322
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,960
as punishment for your crimes
against the Kree empire,
323
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:05,001
you are hereby sentenced to be restrained.
324
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,670
About time somebody put
a leash on that beach ball.
325
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,080
(whimpering)
326
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,543
The device will allow us
to control the planetoid.
327
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,125
Use it as a weapon.
328
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,288
What?
329
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,753
He's gonna use Ego as a weapon?
330
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,884
So Ronan is a bad guy.
331
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,289
And I am so not giving himmy best-of DVD now.
332
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:31,707
He's gonna have to buy it.
333
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,460
Sorry, Ronan.
334
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,672
Turning Ego into your
personal planet of doom
335
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,210
wasn't part of our deal.
336
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,001
Ronan: Defy me, Hulk,
337
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,793
and you too will be judged.
338
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,672
(grunting)
339
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,208
To me, my Kree warriors.
340
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,331
Hulk,
341
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:56,577
I will honor our agreement
and return you to Earth,
342
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,707
if you leave Ego to my justice.
343
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,042
Hulk: Sorry. Deal's off.
344
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,245
Then you will all be judged.
345
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,375
Court's adjourned!
346
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,294
Whoo, hoo, hoo!
347
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,825
And you are hereby sentenced
to a smashing.
348
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,207
Nice horsey.
349
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,711
Let's set you free.
350
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:36,875
Ego was guilty of inflicting
wanton destruction across the galaxy.
351
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:39,709
That doesn't give you
the right to use him as a weapon.
352
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,002
Ego will pay for his crimes
353
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,003
by serving the Kree empire.
354
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,131
I'll get that tech off you, Ego.
355
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,708
(screams)
356
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,625
Ugh. Wait.
357
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:05,249
If Ego is separated from
his core for long,
358
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,673
Ego will perish!
359
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,080
I'll find a way to get that thing off
360
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,416
and bring ya back here
before that happens.
361
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,420
Promise.
362
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,290
But I can't let Ronan turn
you into a war machine.
363
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,495
(both grunt)
364
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,290
There is no escape from your accuser.
365
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,625
Aah!
366
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,334
(screams)
367
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,455
That's what we call a 7-10 split.Bowling reference.
368
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,580
Keep him away from the Kree!
369
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,825
Batter up!
370
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,457
(yells)
371
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:40,382
Skaar batter up too!
372
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,748
I got him, Skaar.
373
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,714
Smashers, make for the surface.
374
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,498
Red! Skaar!
375
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,923
Cover the rear!
376
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,963
Ego, how do we get out of here?
377
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,791
Through the ocular chiasm.
378
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,915
Huh? That way. Ahead!
379
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,042
Skaar: Ugh, sticky.
380
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,825
Really, more goo?
381
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:09,957
Where are we now?
382
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,921
And why are we movin'?
383
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,040
A-Bomb: Wait. We're on Ego's eyeball?
384
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,375
Bad enough I got a thing
about touching eyeballs.
385
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,498
Now I'm standing on one?
386
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,883
Why?
387
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,747
Why'd you lead us here?
388
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,674
We can't outrun them through this crud.
389
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,290
You asked Ego how to get out.
390
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,825
Ego led you out!
391
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,377
Now we're all doomed!
392
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:45,709
Ah, cry me a river,
you irritating punch-ball.
393
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,330
Wait. What happens when
you irritate an eye?
394
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,825
Tears!
395
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,287
Ew, everybody pop this peeper!
396
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,705
Here's red in your eye!
397
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,922
Skaar poke with sword!
398
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:00,959
Destroy them!
399
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,535
(rumbling)
400
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,575
It's a tear-nami!
401
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,419
Hold on!
402
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,790
I got ya.
403
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,665
You have my gratitude, Hulk.
404
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,420
No one ever fought for Ego before.
405
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,880
Hold it together, ball boy.
406
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,750
We've had enough tears for one day.
407
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,424
Now, there's a sight for sore eyes.
408
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,670
We sent those baby blues packing.
409
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,790
Why would the Kree retreat?
410
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,825
Ego's no longer a threat to them.
411
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,877
Ronan: You accomplished nothing, Hulk.
412
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:46,496
True, the Kree cannot control Ego.
413
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,543
But he shall still serve our purpose,
414
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,205
and save our homeworld.
415
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,381
What are you talking about?
416
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,458
Ego is to be sacrificed to a greater evil.
417
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,918
What greater evil?
418
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,828
(rumbling)
419
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,753
We've seen that ship before,
420
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,754
over Vegas.
421
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,455
Galactus.
422
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,502
Why did it have to be Galactus?
423
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,502
Yeah, I guess it was kind of inevitable,
424
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,043
giant living planet,
425
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,705
ultra-powerful cosmic dudewho eats planets for breakfast.
426
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,132
These two were bound to meet, right?
427
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,211
Red Hulk: All that crud about justice,
428
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,671
and Ronan just wanted
to feed Ego to Galactus,
429
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,290
so he wouldn't chow down on his homeworld.
430
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,455
In case nobody noticed,
431
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:41,752
we're standing on the planet
432
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,794
that the planet-eating dude is gonna eat.
433
00:20:57,542 --> 00:21:00,792
Firelord, my herald.
434
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,875
Prepare this world to sate my hunger.
435
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,331
Would you still protect Ego, Hulk?
436
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,747
Even now?
437
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,460
Sure, life is valuable.
438
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,792
All life.
439
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,915
But depending on whose life it is,
440
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,170
protecting it might end upcosting more than you can pay.
441
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,630
Hulk out.
442
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,463
Hopefully not for good.
443
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,291
(closing theme music)
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