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(whooshes)
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Oh, man, this is not good.
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The parking lot's empty.
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Which means, this place is dead.
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No girls, no arcade,
probably a lame-o food court.
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Court of food?
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(sighs)
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The fewer people here, the better.
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I hate this place.
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You just hate it because
you don't want to freak people out!
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But we're gonna fix that.
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(grumbles)
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Courtesy of the flyer I got for this mall!
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She-Hulk: Today only, 70% off
all fashion accessories!
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Sounds like Greenie's
gonna get a makeover!
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(laughing, grunts)
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(clattering)
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There's some lipstick for you.
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A-Bomb: Whoa! It's packed!
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I guess everybody used
underground parking.
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(people gasping)
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Scared. What'd I tell you?
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Fear? All I smell is respect.
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Sure, we punch planets, wrestle dinosaurs,
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and got a talking jet,
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but we're also mall-goers just like you.
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If people stop to get to know us better,they might see that.
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(Hulk grumbling) Oh, come on.
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I'm a 68 double-long.
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What if I get into action?
I can't move! (groans)
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Hulk: Aw, this is a terrible color.
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(grumbling)
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Lots of heroes go incognito.
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Think of it as urban camouflage.
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(scoffs) Jen, this is stupid.
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People know a monster when they see one.
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(rasping)
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-(groans)
-She-Hulk: We'll take it.
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-(elevator bell dings)
-Skaar: Yum!
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That's right, Skaar,
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it's the food court.
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A buffet of international eateries.
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You got American, Churro Republic,
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and my favorite, Pretzella stand.
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Actually not sure
where pretzels come from,
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but, I'll show you where they're going.
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(munches)
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(muffled) They're going in my mouth!
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Hey. You got a problem, rent-a-badge?
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(stammers)
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(crackling)
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(rustling)
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What is that?
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(whirring)
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-(explosion)
-(grunting)
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(crackling)
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What is that? A robot?
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Whatever it is, he's got "smash"
written all over his ugly mug.
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Computer: Transit complete.Acquire target.
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Scanning.
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Invalid targets.
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She-Hulk: Seriously?
Five minutes into shopping,
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and already, some tin-plated
maniac is causing trouble.
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(whimpering) No!
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Computer: Scanning.
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(whimpering)
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Deathlok: Primary target acquired.
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Activate weapons.
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He's after the girl!
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-(Hulk grunting)
-(Deathlok beeping)
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(whirring)
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Hulk! No!
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Computer: Reacquire target.
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(whimpering)
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Computer: Eliminate target.
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-Huh?
-(weapon whirring)
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Please, don't hurt me.
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No!
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(theme music)
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(weapon whirring)
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(whimpering)
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Help!
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Fear not, damsel in distress!
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A-Bomb: A-Bomb is... (yells)
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Okay. Check you later.
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Ow.
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Jen, protect the girl.
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Skaar, check on A-Bomb.
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Red, clear the civilians!
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This creep is all mine.
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Red Hulk: Well, what are you waiting for?
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Run, you puny punks!
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-(roars)
-(screaming)
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Being scary does come in handy.
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Picking on a kid?
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You're even meaner than you look.
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That's a bull's-eye, Greenie!
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You're supposed to help me.
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We can't let that monster... (grunts)
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Monster?
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They're called teenage girls.
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And, yeah, I don't understand them either,
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but I know a blaster in the face
is not a good opener!
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And I thought I was scary-looking.
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This is the last guythat should be calling anyone a monster.
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Where are you taking me?
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Far away from the
trigger-happy metal head.
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(grunting)
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Wait! Are you, like, a dude or a robot?
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Or some kind of robo-dude?
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(screams)
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You hit him high,
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and I'll punch him everywhere else!
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Deathlok: You idiots.
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Do I have to pound it
through your thick skulls?
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That ain't a girl!
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(screams)
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You okay?
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Don't be afraid.
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I'm here to help you.
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-Girl: Don't...
-(gasps)
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Need...
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Inhuman Voice: Help!
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What are you?
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-(clattering)
-(glass shatters)
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(grunts)
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You better hope you missed.
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Hulk: A lot of heavy artillery
just to take out a kid.
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(groans)
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Computer: Target reacquired.
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Beware, she's... (groans)
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Silence!
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Girl's back with her parents.
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We need to take him out.
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Computer: Directive, destroy.
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-(weapon whirring)
-All right, you chromed-out
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Phantom of the Opera.
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This is the part where you give up.
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Or get smashed.
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Deathlok: Listen, idiot.
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She is not your friend.
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She's a shape-shifting alien,
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and she's about to take over your planet.
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Trust me.
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Trust a zombie robot?
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What, you going to have Red Skull come
and vouch for you?
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Robo-creep's telling the truth. Smash her!
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She-Hulk: She stole my look!
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Smash her!
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So, he's not lying, but one of them is?
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Skaar's head muscle hurt.
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About time you dimwits caught on.
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-Shoot her.
-No, shoot her!
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Hulk: Wait!
How do you know which is which?
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Deathlok: Doesn't matter.
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(both groan)
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A-Bomb: Yeah, it does matter, Tex.
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You took out both of them,
including our friend.
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Hulk: We still don't know which is which.
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Can't recognize your own cousin?
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She-Hulk: You gonna give me a hand,
or what?
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Red Hulk: Ironhide wasn't kidding
about aliens.
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It's a Super-Skrull.
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Top dog in a violent race
of world-conquering shape shifters.
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This creep copied allThe Fantastic Four's powers.
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Mr. Fantastic's stretchability,
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The Thing's tremendous strength,
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Sue Richards' ability to turn invisible,
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and the Human Torch,biggest hothead of the bunch.
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Super-Skrull can mimic 'em all.
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(sighs) Shape shifting's a handy power.
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You know, I wouldn't mindbeing able to walk into a movie
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without sending the crowd running.
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So, like, what's your deal, dude?
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You some kind of... "Killer robot"?
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Half-robot.
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A cyborg.
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Created by a project code-named Deathlok.
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Deathlok!
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(imitating guitar)
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(heavy metal music playing)
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A-Bomb: I'm gonna name my band after you.
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You're not into it?
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I was sent here to stop Super-Skrull
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from wiping out every human on Earth.
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You dumb apes nearly blew it.
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First off, not dumb.
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Just because we're big
doesn't make us stupid.
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And when a half-metal freak shows up
and starts blasting,
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I start smashing.
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You could have hurt a lot
of innocent people, too.
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Not so sure they're innocent.
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Knew I hated the mall.
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: Heads up, troops.
Super-Skrull just went Invisible Girl!
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Super-Skrull: Your unexpected arrivalhas forced me to accelerate
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our plans to end your inferior species.
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But patience never was
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-Huh?
- my strong suit.
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A-Bomb: Where is he?
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(growling)
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Take care of them
while I ready the weapon.
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We've got a planet to wipe clean.
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Wipe clean?
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Stay on him!
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Can't let him set off whatever
planet-busting doomsday gimmick he's got.
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Got one mission.
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Save the earth.
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Don't plan on failing.
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(chiming)
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You know, we should have seen this coming.
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(all grunting)
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I call the green ones!
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Hulks are scary.
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She-Hulk: There's too many!
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They can't copy our strength,
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so the facelifts won't help them much.
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That so?
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Again?
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I'm the real me, you half-tin sideshow!
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Guess that makes them the Skrulls.
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What? You too ugly to copy?
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Not exactly.
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Machinery, they can't mimic it.
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But you know all about that.
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Deathlok: Don't you, Skrull?
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A-Bomb: I got him, D-lok!
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Red! They're using confusion,
and it's working.
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We got to organize.
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Wait a minute.
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How do I know that you're the real you?
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'Cause I've been drinking
all your chocolate milk.
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What?
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We got to flatten this mob now.
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Hulks! Thunderclap!
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So, your fancy pants
computer brain got a bead
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on where that unoriginal alien got off to?
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Down.
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Beats waiting for the elevator.
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After you.
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Trust him?
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One look at Deathlok,
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and you know he has only one purpose.
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Destruction.
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So, no, I don't think so.
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Oh, great!
We're in that stupid gadget store.
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The one with the massage chairs
and the astronaut pens.
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Skrull base.
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Know 'em all too well.
249
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Sure, I pegged Deathlok as a bad guy.
250
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,207
But he's kind of awesomewith his robo eyeball.
251
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I got to copy his video footage.
252
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I'm A-Bomb, by the way.
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00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,745
In case you...
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Wanted to know, or...
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Whatever.
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00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,577
I know who you are.
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Seen your show.
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Whoa, wait. What, seriously?
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Like, on purpose, you watched it?
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Guys, it's cool! He's a fan!
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Not a fan. Came with my mission download.
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It's how we knew it happened today.
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Your broadcast was
the last footage of old Earth.
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What do you mean, "old Earth"?
265
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And "last footage"?
266
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,080
And "Down Load"?
267
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,540
I knew you wouldn't get it.
268
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,455
That's why I didn't tell you before.
269
00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,582
Try me.
270
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,130
(sighs)
271
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,168
On this date, the Skrulls
successfully wipe out
272
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,790
all life on the planet.
273
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,955
And terraform
the scorched earth to resettle it.
274
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:00,921
Are you saying you're from the future?
275
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,040
An unlucky survivor.
276
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,037
Hold up, hold on.
277
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,415
This dude is from the future?
278
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,210
Mind... (imitates explosion)
279
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,421
Blown.
280
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,672
Deathlok: (whispering)
This way. Stay out of sight.
281
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,671
A-Bomb:
What are those pointy-eared elves up to?
282
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:24,420
They ain't building toys for Santa.
283
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,210
Deathlok: No explosives. No gas.
284
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,541
No laser.
285
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,211
What weapon could they be using?
286
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,251
When in doubt, smash!
287
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,457
What do you want with Earth?
288
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,882
It has strategic value to us.
289
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,919
An outpost from which
we can conquer other worlds.
290
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,290
(Hulk yelling)
291
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,457
(alarm blaring)
292
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,292
These Skrulls are all cowards.
293
00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,382
They are good at running away.
294
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:59,208
Don't worry.
We'll be back to clean up when it's over.
295
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,831
A-Bomb: Uh, he's going to burn us
to ashes, isn't he?
296
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,629
Rest in pieces, Hulks.
297
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,710
-Hulk: After him!
-She-Hulk: It's too hot!
298
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,917
Computer: Mission failure.
299
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,330
No, shut up! It's not over!
300
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:20,959
Duck and cover!
301
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:29,289
(flames roar)
302
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,825
You know, you kind of get used to
the blazing inferno after a minute.
303
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,127
Just like a hot bath.
304
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,828
That's 'cause it's moving away from us.
305
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,207
It's a spaceship blasting off, genius.
306
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,171
The mall's a spaceship?
307
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,580
Bye, court of food.
308
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,667
And good bye, Earth.
309
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,130
Okay, Hulks.
310
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,378
To the jump jet.
311
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,828
We can't stop them now.
312
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,417
My temporal computer has calculated
my mission as a failure.
313
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,210
There's no changing the future.
314
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,671
Deathlok: Earth is finished.
315
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,380
Hulk: Save the doom and gloom, Deathlok.
316
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,128
Your computer didn't factor us in.
317
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,879
Hulk: And the Skrullhaven't flipped the switch yet.
318
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,579
So, let me guess.
We're going back to the mall?
319
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,417
Yep. The hard way.
320
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:35,037
(crashing)
321
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,165
This Skrull ship
ain't got much for artillery,
322
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,540
or they'd have blown us
straight out of the sky!
323
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,705
Computer: Analysis complete.
324
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,002
No explosive compounds present.
325
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,293
Impossible!
326
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,877
Records show Earth's temperature hit
over 200 degrees globally today.
327
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:51,041
Only the heat from a massive
blast could do that.
328
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,745
Maybe you're missing something.
329
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,174
Heat doesn't always mean an explosion.
330
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,290
(alarm blaring)
331
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,205
It's an ambush!
332
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,081
A-Bomb: Who-faces dead ahead!
333
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,626
Got this. (roars)
334
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,035
Puny copycats.
335
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,205
Hulk: Where's the king fraud
and his weapon?
336
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,633
Unless you want a face like mine,
start talking.
337
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:14,829
The controls are up.
338
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,167
Weapons down.
339
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,250
The Super-Skrull will be up!
340
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,290
Weapon is down.
341
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,825
Red, A-Bomb, Skaar, smash it!
342
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,497
She-Hulk, stick with me.
343
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,083
I want to keep a close
eye on Mr. Deathbot.
344
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,788
Let's do this!
345
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,170
Red Hulk: Whoa!
Bet you he knows where the weapon is.
346
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,830
Come on, boys!
347
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,037
Spread out. We'll find 'em.
348
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,035
(sniffing) A little green man
in here somewhere.
349
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,750
A-Bomb: Where did he go?
350
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,504
Red-hulk: Ah, he got past us.
351
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,043
(clatters)
352
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,285
Uh... Why floor open?
353
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,285
Aw, crackers!
354
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,575
(all yell)
355
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,627
A-Bomb: Man, I hate Skrulls.
356
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:05,579
Deathlok: The weapon control has got to be
on that central console.
357
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,212
And if we can't shut it down manually,
358
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,461
I've got an option.
359
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,665
Computer: Directive.
360
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,290
In event of mission failure,
361
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,707
initiate self-destruct sequence.
362
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,172
Might be strong enough
to take the controls out.
363
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:21,670
Hulk: Hey. We're stopping this,
and we're all going home.
364
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,790
Stop it, maybe.
But I'm not going back home.
365
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,785
There's no return ticket for me.
366
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,245
Me of all people should have known better.
367
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,383
Had Deathlok figured for a bad guy
368
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,708
'cause of his look,
369
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,542
but turns out, he's as brave as they come.
370
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,325
He gave up everything to save a world
371
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:39,627
he can't return to.
372
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,382
I'm gonna make sure his trip's worth it.
373
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,830
(beeping)
374
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,536
(beeping continues)
375
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,955
(Skrulls screaming)
376
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,461
Deathlok: They're down. Let's move!
377
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,707
Computer: Mainframe locked.Run decryption.
378
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,172
A-Bomb: Wait! Stop!
379
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,830
These creeps tried
to dump us off the ship,
380
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,667
but we found out their secret!
381
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,040
Where's Pink Hulk?
382
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,995
She is safe. Do not worry!
383
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,253
I'm not.
384
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,955
Hulk: Idiot.
385
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,172
He served his purpose.
386
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,750
You, however, have failed your mission.
387
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,834
Today, the earth burns.
388
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,288
No way.
389
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,205
(chiming)
390
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,667
(yelling)
391
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,540
Skaar: Phony Skaar!
392
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,495
A-Bomb: No, dude,
it's your reflection, and it's...
393
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,333
Ow! Hot, hot, hot!
394
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:45,707
Back inside!
395
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:48,382
Red Hulk: Aw, afraid of a little sunburn?
396
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,419
A-Bomb: Yes. Ow! Very.
397
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,331
A directed energy weapon!
398
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,247
(grunts) How did I not see it?
399
00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:01,383
Hulk: You boil the ocean, fly home,
and come back to start fresh?
400
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,248
It served us well in many star systems.
401
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,883
Not this one.
402
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,379
Help the others smash the mirror
while I pancake Mr. Global Warming.
403
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,625
She-hulk: On it!
404
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:15,075
(Hulk grunting)
405
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,294
Get off my planet! (roars)
406
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,417
We're standing right on the back of it.
407
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,380
-Got to find a weak spot.
-Or make one.
408
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,748
(screaming)
409
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,254
-Easy!
-(groans)
410
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,415
Seriously,
what have we got against elevators today?
411
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250
Just in time to give us a hand.
412
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,503
The ship's interior
is built like crepe paper,
413
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,383
but the hull is some kind
of super dense alien metal.
414
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,998
Need big smash!
415
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,245
(rumbling)
416
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,923
(yelling)
417
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
You guys always break everything?
418
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,293
Yeah. It's kind of our thing.
419
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,995
(screams)
420
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,632
Huh?
421
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,252
Hulk: Sit tight, gorgeous.
422
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,963
Everyone, smash the center.
423
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:24,921
(thudding)
424
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,832
At this rate, we'll never smash through
in time.
425
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,247
Computer: Temperature risingat an exponential rate.
426
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,383
Initiate self-destruct sequence.
427
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,288
No!
428
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,875
Deathlok: Your world doesn't have much
use for a monster like me.
429
00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:36,829
(chimes)
430
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,957
At least I can try
and take this thing with me.
431
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,421
You got two minutes.
432
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,630
-No way!
-Get off me!
433
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,829
Jen, get that core out of him,
and jam it into the crack.
434
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,247
Hulk: The blast might be enough
to split the mirror.
435
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,171
Take your teammates and go.
436
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,210
This tech is far too advanced for...
437
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,212
Oh.
438
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,381
The world thinks we're monsters too.
439
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,328
But we're the only thing standing
between it and destruction.
440
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:04,503
She-Hulk: Ha! In your fake face,
you face stealer!
441
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,833
-Hey!
-(chimes)
442
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,417
She-Hulk: The Skrull's getting away!
443
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,828
Dang, I wanted to gloat.
444
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,377
He'll get what he deserves.
445
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,330
Come on, Deathlok.
446
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,915
We'll get you fixed up back at the base.
447
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,290
Everybody, make for the jump jet, now!
448
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,665
And don't you worry.
449
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,920
I know a thing
or two about breaking mirrors.
450
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,500
Hulk: This will work.
451
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,883
(whooshes)
452
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,878
That's worth seven years bad luck!
453
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,249
Booyah!
454
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,167
She-Hulk: Hold still.
455
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,881
Had Tony Stark special deliver that thing.
456
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,879
It ought to work.
457
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,579
(computer beeping)
458
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,627
Speaking of special deliveries,
459
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,629
I see you got my invitation.
460
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,463
You sent us this flier from the future
461
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,462
to get us to the mall!
462
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,672
Mind... (imitates explosion)
463
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,040
Blown again.
464
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,995
You're welcome to stay with us.
465
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,633
Make your home here.
466
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,499
We know what it's like to be feared.
467
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,293
Only people who should
fear you are the bad guys.
468
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,377
And maybe mall owners.
469
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,128
Thanks for the offer.
470
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,628
But I studied this world for my mission,
471
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,879
and dreamed of seeing it for myself.
472
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,541
Well, Jen's heart was in the right place
473
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,375
with the trench coat disguise.
474
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,998
But no one should haveto hide who they are.
475
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,633
Not even a time-traveling cyborg.
476
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,709
Hulk out.
477
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,502
(closing theme music)
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