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Ladies and gentle-hulks
of all shapes and sizes,
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I give you the mighty,
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the mystical, the magnificent...
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(fanfare music plays)
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A-Bombo the great.
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(A-Bomb coughing)
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Thank you, lovely assistant She-Hulk.
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(applauding)
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For my first trick,
I need a member of the audience.
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You, green hulk-ish fellow.
Think of a card, any card.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Okay, got one.
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Is it...
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This card?
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-(A-Bomb stammering)
-Skaar: Oh!
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A-Bomb make cards fall down!
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(groans)
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Uh...
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That's not right.
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(claps)
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Oh, man, bring out the ventriloquist act.
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This is painful.
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Give him a break, Red.
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He's been practicing for a while now.
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Okay, maybeI've only been practicing a week.
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But how hard can this magic thing be?
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I read, like, ten books.
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Okay, I copied some guyI was watching online.
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But he was awesome.
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The classic,
sawing your assistant in half trick.
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You sure about this?
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Trust me, there's fake legs in the bottom.
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I got it all worked out.
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Faint-hearted members of the audience,
I suggest you look away.
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Ah...
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(saw rasping)
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Hey, I can feel the saw.
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A-Bomb: Funny, it didn't look
this hard on the internet.
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She-Hulk: It's not working, A-Bombo.
I'll just hide in the box.
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A-Bomb: Uh, for my next trick,
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prepare for your minds to be blown
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as I make the lovely She-Hulk disappear
from the mystical box
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and re-appear into that box
across the stage.
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Awesome.
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Why don't you make yourself disappear?
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One more peep, and I'll make my fist
disappear in your face.
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That would be magic.
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A-bomb-cadabra.
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Hmm.
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Ah!
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Hmm.
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Hello? Did you forget somebody?
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Skaar: She-Hulk alive! Magic!
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(laughs) Magic.
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(Red Hulk groans) I'm out of here.
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Worst magic show ever.
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Hulk: Hold up, Rick.
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I asked an old magician pal over
to give you some pointers.
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Maybe take you under his wing
for a few days.
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If A-Bomb really wants to learn,he's in for some hard work.
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This is a man who spent yearsstudying magic.
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In all of its forms.
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(whirring)
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Hulk: You can call him Doctor Strange.
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Whoa.
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(opening theme music)
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Dude! I mean, Doctor... Strange.
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That's one of the coolest
tricks I've ever seen.
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It's no trick, A-Bomb.
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I've mastered the mystical arts.
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The willful manipulation of reality
at the quantum level.
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It's science, not trickery.
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Oh, no, I get it. Stage magic
is like the basics of real magic.
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And you are gonna
help me get my wizard on.
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-Are you sure about this, Hulk?
-Hey, you owe me.
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So give the kid a chance.
I bet you he'll surprise you.
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That's what troubles me.
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Prepare yourself, A-Bomb,
for initiation into the great art.
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(chiming)
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A-Bombo disappear!
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(A-Bomb shrieks)
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(laughs) That was so cool!
Can we do it again?
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Are we in your super secret lair?
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Yes. Welcome to my Sanctum Sanctorum.
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And now... Wait.
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Doctor Strange:
Did you bring cameras with you?
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Check it out, Hulkies.
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Doctor strange aka the Sorcerer Supreme
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is gonna teach me how to teleport.
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It takes years to master traveling spells,
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I was thinking of starting small.
This way.
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A-Bomb: This is so cool!
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Do us both a favor
and don't touch anything.
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These are magical relics,
not common trinkets.
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-Doctor Stanger: Understood?
-(groans)
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A-Bomb: Not a problem, Doc.
Won't touch a thing.
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Doctor Strange: The entire sanctumis a mystical gateway to other realms.
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It was constructed to keep
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the inter-dimensional entitiesthey contain
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from escaping into our world.
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That's why you must touch nothing.
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Whoa, Jen would dig this.
She's into antiques, too.
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Not the Mirror of Amathea.
It creates your moral opposite.
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-Ooh, that's a good trick.
-Get away from it!
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(growls)
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(grunting)
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A-Bomb: I hate having to fight someone
as good-looking as you!
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(yelps) Doc,
I'm pulling me into the mirror!
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I summon the Enchanted Chains of Astaroth.
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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(growls)
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Be gone! I banish you both back
to the mirror realm!
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(crackling)
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I said don't touch anything.
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And you keep touching things.
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I'm sorry, I... I just...
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This was a mistake.
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I thought you could be a help while
I attend to important arcane matters,
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-but now...
-Please, dude.
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I mean, Doc. I'm just curious.
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Hey, why don't we take a shortcut?
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You could loan me
one of your crazy magic necklaces.
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That's not how magic works.
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The Eye of Agamotto
is an ancient mystical relic, not a toy.
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It can access infinite dimensions.
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And, no, you cannot touch it.
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Wow, you read minds too?
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Awesome!
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If you're going to work with me,
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know there is no quick and easy path
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to master the mystical arts.
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Doctor Strange: Let us begin your lesson
with a small list of simple tasks.
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Oh, cool, like demon-banishing
and potion-making?
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What? Sweep floors?
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Dust shelves?
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Vacuum?
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These are chores!
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There is no greater lesson
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than the one found
in the mundane, my young friend.
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Oh, but, but...
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(growls)
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(distant gunshots)
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(laser firing)
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Hulk: Annihilus, annihilated!
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You're ka-doomed!
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Hulk: Blastaar, blasted!
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Absorb this, Creel!
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(grunts)
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Hope A-Bomb's okay.
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Strange isn't an easy guy
to get along with.
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Way I see it, Rick's getting
the weekend at magic camp
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while we're stuck training.
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Gotta stay sharp. Hone our skills.
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Speaking of, where's Red and Skaar?
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Skaar: Skaar make magic fire!
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Skaar magic man!
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Red Hulk: My head burning
ain't no magic trick!
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I'm gonna mangle you, Skaar!
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I'll tear ya limb from limb!
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(grunts) Really?
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You know, maybe we all could use a break.
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Let's go check up on Rick.
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(sighs) This isn't learning
mystical arts, this is slave labor.
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A-Bomb: Ooh.
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Maybe I can find a shortcut in here.
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A wind spell. Great idea!
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I'll blow the dust right out the door.
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Ceekeatar...
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Cinsatta...
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(stutters) Cincinnati?
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(thunder crackles)
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(wind howls)
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Ooh, I did it!
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Oh, who needs studying?
This stuff is cake.
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Oh, what did I do?
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Okay, there's gotta be
a reverse spell in here.
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Um... Magana...
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Sarana... Banana?
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Cinsatta cinsatala!
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A-Bomb, there are
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no shortcuts.
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Doctor Strange: Mastering the mystic arts
takes patience.
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Start by focusing on
what you are doing in the now.
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Then teach me something! Anything!
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Just keep at your chores
and pay attention to what you're doing.
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I am overly occupied.
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The forces of Dormammu,
the evil one, are rising.
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So if you bother me again,
I am turning you into an iguana.
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Okay, okay, talk about touchy.
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All I did was ask Docif we could take a pizza break.
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(A-Bomb sighs) Seriously?
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(groans)
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Come on.
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(groans)
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"Merkava vee."
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Oh, sweet! I'm learning spells.
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This is so cool. Doc! I did it!
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Doctor Strange: Seravata, kasala...
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A-Bomb, what are you...
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The spell's been broken! Get away!
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(growls)
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(Doctor Strange yells)
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No!
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It's all my fault.
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The Doc told me he needed to focus,
and I messed him up.
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It's not like you meant
to banish Doctor Strange
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into a dimension of pure evil or anything.
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But he did.
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Dimensional door? Give me a break.
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It's all Vegas tricks. Smoke and mirrors.
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And you bought it, A-Bomb.
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Magic real.
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Try and remember the spell Strange said
that opened the portal.
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I can't remember.
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I checked the cameras. They all glitched!
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Wait a second.
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Doc pulled out a book
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when he was lecturing meon being a total mess-up.
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Come on.
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A-Bomb: Got it! This is it.
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I saw that guy. Door-mommy or something.
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Dormammu.
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She-Hulk: Let me see that.
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"...a powerful being
trapped in the infernal Dark Dimension,
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"forever trying to break down
the magical barrier to earth.
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Dormammu would conquer
the lives of all mankind."
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(mockingly) Ooh, the boogeyman's
coming to get us.
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Yeah, and the only person
who could stop him was Doctor Strange.
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No, we can too.
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But I won't let Strange be stranded
in that Dark Dimension a minute longer.
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So get cracking on that book, Rick. Now.
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I'm on it.
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(rustling)
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-How we doing?
-Okay, I think... I think I have it.
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Servassia...
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Sava sarata-sana?
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(burps)
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-Skaar: Magic! Magic!
-(crows cawing)
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Skaar: See, Red?
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Red Hulk: Ah, ya bombed me,
you dang-blasted poop-hawker!
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Uh, zervassin...
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Zervasseen?
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Is it with a "sin" or a "seen"?
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Uh, a beard?
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-(laughing)
-Are you serious?
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I am not having this waxed.
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Neesaverx?
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Hey... Hey! What's going on here? Hey!
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Uh, zervassy? Zervacious?
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Neesaverx?
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(groaning)
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Stupid parlor tricks.
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Focus, A-Bomb. Take your time.
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Servassa...
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Sava...
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Zara-tasama...
258
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:35,787
Seraveen.
259
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,037
A-Bomb: Huh?
260
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,673
-Yes, I did it!
-Hulk: You three stay here.
261
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,710
Smash anything that comes through
that isn't me or A-Bomb.
262
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,292
We'll find Doctor Strange.
263
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,672
-Hulk: Whoa!
-A-Bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
264
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,753
Hulk: Welcome to the Dark Dimension, Rick.
265
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,667
A-Bomb: This place is
blowing my mind, Hulk.
266
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,379
Seriously freaking out.
267
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,708
Just keep your mind on our mission, Rick.
268
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,382
A-Bomb: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
269
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,788
-(shatters)
-Huh?
270
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,043
-(roars)
-(yelps)
271
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,125
Hulk: Will you stop goofing around?
272
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,921
Hulk: Strange? That you?
273
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,133
Um...
274
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,580
(A-Bomb gasps)
275
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,960
What the heck are those?
276
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,381
Whatever they are,
they look pretty smashable.
277
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,128
Good thing I can do a trick, too.
278
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,828
Bibbity-bobbity-bash!
279
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,707
A-Bomb's away!
280
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,879
Boom! Oh, these guys
are kind of fun to break.
281
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:46,169
(A-Bomb grunts)
Hey. Oh, hey, wait! Hey, wait!
282
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,130
Rick!
283
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:53,002
Magic real. Look at sparkly door.
284
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,503
Yeah, Red.
How can you think magic is bogus
285
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,503
when you're staring
into a dimensional gate?
286
00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:00,003
So strange has a fancy light show.
287
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,173
Big whoop.
288
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,420
I'll find the off switch
and show ya it ain't real.
289
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,960
Yeah?
And I suppose they aren't real either?
290
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,081
Huh?
291
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,877
Red Hulk: That's a good trick.
292
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,960
(footsteps rumbling)
293
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:16,924
Get off of him!
294
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:18,959
Thanks, big guy.
295
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,291
(grunts)
296
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,075
Doctor Strange:
Back into the shadows, foul one!
297
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,706
It's Doc Strange!
298
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,421
And door-mommy!
299
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,250
Hulk: Dormammu.
300
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,544
This is the end, Dormammu.
301
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:35,535
Even if I have to give my very life,
I will keep you here forever.
302
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,083
(groans)
303
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,456
You lowered your defenses, mortal.
304
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:43,042
And I won't stop
until all the lives on earth are mine!
305
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,209
Beginning with yours.
306
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,285
-(chiming)
-(grunting)
307
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:52,957
(Dormammu laughing)
308
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,915
Doctor Strange: Beware, Dormammu.
Beware the Eye of Agamotto.
309
00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,713
(grunts)
310
00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,792
Doctor Strange: By the light
of all that is good, I strike thee!
311
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,575
(Dormammu groaning)
312
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,827
Hulk: Get him, Doc!
313
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,424
(screaming)
314
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,293
(groans)
315
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,580
(gasps)
316
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,165
Hulk: I got ya!
317
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,246
Can't believe you came. How did you do it?
318
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,291
I opened the door, boss-man.
319
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,997
Doctor Strange: Excellent.
And you closed it?
320
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,543
A-Bomb: Uh... No.
321
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,705
Not good.
Dormammu's hordes will march on earth.
322
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,129
Can you teleport us, Doc?
323
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,418
Too weak.
324
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,000
My battle with Dormammu
drained my strength.
325
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,379
This is my fault.
326
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,168
Should've been mewho got Rick to practice,
327
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,960
instead of shoving the joboff on to Strange.
328
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:53,129
Doctor Strange: My powers
are slowly restoring.
329
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,920
I can feel the portal growing close.
330
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,880
Hulk: And there it is.
Let's move. We're almost out.
331
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,580
(all grunting)
332
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,169
(Red Hulk roars)
333
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,128
Where do these things come from?
An assembly line?
334
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,750
She-Hulk: It's about time!
335
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,464
Can someone close the door now?
336
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,383
Xerasala.
337
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,628
Xala xalaveen!
338
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,330
(wheezes)
339
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:28,131
(groans)
340
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,498
We did it. The earth is safe.
341
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,287
(sighs) I'm sorry, Doc. It's all my fault.
342
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,036
I quit. I learned my lesson.
343
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,245
Dormammu: No. No, you haven't.
344
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,633
Not yet.
345
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,750
(Doctor Strange screams)
346
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,334
Red Hulk: Ah, enough
with the fancy light shows.
347
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,918
(flame roaring)
348
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,540
(all screaming)
349
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,250
Finally, I am free!
350
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,000
The world will bow down
351
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,833
before the Dread Dormammu!
352
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,422
None shall challenge
what rightfully belongs to Dormammu!
353
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,709
The earth is mine.
354
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:17,535
Not while the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
are around, sizzle lips.
355
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,245
(roars)
356
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,173
Foolish green beast.
357
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,580
Your power is nothing to me.
358
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,539
(Dormammu snarls)
359
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,125
Doctor Strange: You will not pass.
360
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:38,291
You will never escape
while I still breathe, demon.
361
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:42,667
A condition easily remedied,
Sorcerer Supreme.
362
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,042
(grunting)
363
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,498
Smash him, strange!
364
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,379
Fall, demon!
365
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,076
So ends our game.
366
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,213
(Dormammu growls)
367
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,713
-Doc!
-(groans)
368
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,826
You must contain the evil.
369
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,212
Keep Dormammu from the outside world.
370
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,535
My apprentice knows how.
371
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,495
What? All I know are a couple
of cleaning spells.
372
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,793
And how to sweep and dust really well.
373
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,285
Use the house, A-Bomb.
374
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:21,285
Doctor Strange: Remember your lesson
in the mundane.
375
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,580
You gotta believe in
what he taught you, Rick.
376
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,132
Let's put out this fire.
377
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,711
Kerala-beram!
378
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,330
(chimes)
379
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,037
(gasps)
380
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,078
What trickery is this?
381
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,875
I'm trapped in here!
382
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,380
A-Bomb: I know, right?
383
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,710
Dormammu: It's you?
384
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,584
How dare you keep me from freedom?
385
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,127
Just me, dormouse.
386
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,828
And now it's time to banish you
387
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,287
back to the darkness, you evil jerk.
388
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:02,285
Cinsalla sally... Salty?
389
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,745
Oh.
390
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,584
Hey, change me back,
you two-dollar merlin!
391
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,287
Oh, so now you believe in magic, huh?
392
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,825
(all groaning)
393
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:15,207
The Sorcerer Supreme
has fallen. So shall you.
394
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,785
(groaning)
395
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,501
I knew my day would come,
396
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,003
for I am tireless and unwavering.
397
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,833
Unlike you undisciplined apes.
398
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,042
My time is now!
399
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,535
(all straining)
400
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,625
What was that spell?
401
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,289
I gotta remember. Focus.
402
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:42,207
Oh! Cinsetta cinsatala!
403
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,501
(Dormammu groans)
404
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,833
A-Bomb: Yes!
405
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,577
You made wind?
406
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,327
You never needed magic for that, Jones.
407
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,497
Another foolish trick?
408
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:55,503
Ha! You toy with forces
you do not compre...
409
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,956
She-Hulk: A-Bomb, you idiot.
You made two Dormammus?
410
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:03,421
The reflection's his opposite.
He's the good guy.
411
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:07,752
A-Bomb: Yet another magical miracle
courtesy of A-Bombo the great!
412
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,916
(groans)
413
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,380
Good job.
414
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,080
Now let's send match-head
straight back to limbo.
415
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,751
(Hulk roars)
416
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,923
Release me, mortals! I command it!
417
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,750
Everyone, step aside.
418
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,037
Dormammu: You cannot do this to me!
419
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,379
No!
420
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,748
Magic.
421
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:42,174
It is just too awesome.
422
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,670
I gotta say. I'm impressed, Rick.
423
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,920
Never thought you'd
learn so much in one day.
424
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,580
Well, you know,
they're just little tricks,
425
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,207
but you have to start small.
426
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,461
And even the simplest of spells
can save the world.
427
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,212
Now Red believe.
428
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:59,671
I'll believe it when A-Bomb
makes these donkey ears disappear.
429
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,075
Okay, so there ain't no shortcuts.
430
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,576
But I don't thinkI'm into magic anymore anyway.
431
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,537
This is the only magic I need.
432
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,415
(straining)
433
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,080
(laughs)
434
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,916
I think I'll take up something else,like ventriloquism.
435
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,130
Look at me, I'm Red Hulk.I like weapons. Whoo-hoo!
436
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,788
I should be leader.
437
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,035
I don't shower much, but I'm always right.
438
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,875
(gibbering)
439
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,710
Who's the dummy now?
440
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:29,132
That's the last we'll hearfrom A-Bomb for a while.
441
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,708
-(pops)
-(clatters)
442
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,042
Red out.
443
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,464
(closing theme music)
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