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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:04,628 Red Hulk: I'm telling you, Greenie, it's firepower that makes the real hero. 2 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:07,375 Blasters! Rockets! Things that go boom! 3 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:09,038 Any clown knows that. 4 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:11,826 Hulk: Yeah, well, I know real heroes come from here. 5 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,957 A hero goes the distance on guts. 6 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:16,131 Not bullets or superpowers. 7 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:17,918 Red Hulk: Oh, yak, yak. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,460 I'm sick of listening to you. 9 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:22,042 From now on, you stay on your half of the base, 10 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,455 and I'll stay on mine. 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,710 -(alarm blaring) -Huh? 12 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:28,461 (loud thudding) 13 00:00:29,041 --> 00:00:30,751 -Huh? -(alarm blaring) 14 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:33,924 Sounds like you've got a bigger problem than your daily feud. 15 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:36,329 Oh, no, you don't, Greenie. 16 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,497 The door's on my half! 17 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,293 (booming) 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,785 Hulk: Oh, no. 19 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,705 (monster growls) 20 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:50,165 Don't know what Fin's doing here. But let's bounce him. 21 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,630 A-Bomb, you're with me. 22 00:00:51,709 --> 00:00:53,829 Jen, you and Skaar take the far side. 23 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,667 Keep smashing until we knock 'em out! 24 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:56,750 (grunts) 25 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,875 -(smashes) -(groans) 26 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:02,746 Okay. Now I'm mad. 27 00:01:03,417 --> 00:01:05,207 Red Hulk: Be right back, scaly. 28 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,632 (Skaar grunting) 29 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:11,169 Heads up, kiddies! 30 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:14,040 One Red's Rocket Surprise, comin' up! 31 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,165 Huh? 32 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,792 -(groans) -(explosion) 33 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,960 You nearly hit us! 34 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:22,041 Ah, you can take a little hit. 35 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,495 -Anyway, I got the job done. -(explosion) 36 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:26,753 Didn't I? 37 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:29,205 Ooh, interesting. 38 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:32,251 As a hero, Green Hulk relies on teamwork to succeed, 39 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:35,711 while Red Hulk puts his faith in weapons and reckless stunts! 40 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:37,672 And here I always thought a hero was defined by 41 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,420 awesome powers and a cool name. Oh, well. Down you go. 42 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,540 (chomps, gulps) 43 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,625 (all screaming) 44 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:45,789 Well, Hulkies, I guess that's it for our show! 45 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,285 See you next time! 46 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:55,832 (theme music) 47 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:02,917 -Ooh! -Argh! 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,580 Hulk: Ugh. Grab on! 49 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,707 Start kickin'! 50 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,290 You mean blastin'! 51 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:08,875 Whatever. Make pain! 52 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:10,669 -(grunting) -(gunshots) 53 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,793 (loud thudding) 54 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,536 (all grunting) 55 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,995 -(grunting continues) -Ooh! Ooh! 56 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,003 (muffled) Hulk: It's working! 57 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:23,083 Keep it up, smashers! 58 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,876 (Hulk grunting) 59 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:28,129 (vomiting) 60 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,705 -(all moaning) -Skaar all slimy. 61 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:34,922 Hoorah! I knew you'd find a clever way out. 62 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,460 Since when does Fin Fang Foom talk? 63 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:38,752 It's not Fin. 64 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:40,134 Hulk: Hear the shrill voice? 65 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:41,788 See the purple and green? 66 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:44,285 Avengers have a file on this pest. 67 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,325 That's right, Big Green! 68 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,627 I'm none other than that playful, powerful, 69 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:51,129 perky personality from the Planet Poppup... 70 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:53,128 The Impossible Man! 71 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,955 Impy: Like all members of the Poppupian race, 72 00:02:57,041 --> 00:02:59,381 I can pop myself into whatever I want to be. 73 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:00,875 (trumpets) 74 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:07,134 I know! Cool, huh? 75 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:11,285 Guys like Impy are what we heroes call CPs. 76 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,705 - Cosmic pranksters. -(muffled noises) 77 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,212 - Crazy powers? - Mmm-hmm. 78 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,831 - Childish brains. - Hmm. 79 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:19,497 Only way to deal with 'em is outwit 'em. 80 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,713 Or try to ignore 'em. They hate that. 81 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:23,832 (Impy giggling playfully) 82 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,671 Impy: That was so much fun, I could do it all day. 83 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,540 So, what are we up to next, Hulky? 84 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:30,825 -Oh! -(loud thud) 85 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:34,211 Hello? 86 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:36,457 (sighs) 87 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:39,415 Don't they realize how special I am? 88 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,130 Could that be it? 89 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:45,293 Mmm. Hmm. 90 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:46,497 Hmm! 91 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:53,172 You know, I did that dragon bit to impress you. 92 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,670 I thought the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. would like to meet a true fan! 93 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,830 A fan who tried to destroy us! 94 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:02,075 Red Hulk: You ate us, for Pete's sake! 95 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:05,705 Oh, you get out of worse scrapes than that every week! 96 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:06,792 A-Bomb: Wait a minute! 97 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:08,825 You watch my webcast in your universe? 98 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:11,827 Never miss it! In fact, I'm here to join up! 99 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,747 Say hello to your newest teammate... 100 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:17,883 -(clucking) -...the Impossible Hulk! 101 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,379 Wha... 102 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,248 (growls) 103 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:22,381 (groans softly) 104 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,668 (growls) 105 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,830 Check out these guns. 106 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,245 Uh... 107 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:31,712 (gun firing) 108 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:33,002 (grunts) 109 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,418 (yelps) 110 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,544 Whoa, now. 111 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,827 (Impy imitates Hulk) Look how big my gun is. 112 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:41,577 (gunshot) 113 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,670 -Phew. -Impy: Oops! 114 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,080 You can't join! 115 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,626 -Why? -'Cause, uh... 116 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,289 Our official rules state 117 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:53,285 there can only be five Hulks. 118 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:54,625 Yeah, five Hulks. 119 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:55,959 Five? 120 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,251 And five is a crowd as it is. 121 00:04:58,291 --> 00:04:59,921 Only five seats on the jump jet. 122 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,670 Only five bedrooms on the base. 123 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,827 Five Hulk cereal bowls. 124 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:06,288 (sighs) 125 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,707 Hulk: Yeah. I see you got your ship to take you home. 126 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,332 So you better get going. Bye-bye. 127 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:17,377 Aw, gee. I so wanted to be a big, heroic Hulk! 128 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:20,249 Impy: Oh, well. Rules are rules. 129 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,883 Unless... 130 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,630 I work some creative subtraction. 131 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:28,459 Oh, so you're gonna get rid of one of us now. 132 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,832 Why, I'd never hurt a Hulk. 133 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,542 I have an even better idea. 134 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:37,214 -Oh, no! -Oh, no! 135 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,832 -Oh, gross! -Hulk has two heads. 136 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,497 What did you do? 137 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,665 Teleported them. To the same space at the same time! 138 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,170 It's really rather simple, I-- 139 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:48,212 Fix this. 140 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,577 Don't you see? Now we're a perfect five! 141 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:54,287 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Ahh! 142 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,035 Hulk: Red, hold still, will ya? 143 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,915 I feel like we're sharin' the same pants! 144 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,080 -Hulk: You look down lately? -Red Hulk: Impy! Fix us! 145 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:02,076 Skaar fix. Hold still. 146 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,496 No, Skaar. 147 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,917 (roars) 148 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,415 (grunts) 149 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,290 You gotta undo this! 150 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:14,575 You Earth people always say, "Two heads are better than one." 151 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:17,497 Therefore, a two-headed Hulk must be best of all! 152 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:18,633 (alarm blaring) 153 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:21,419 That sounds like a Hulk-level emergency. 154 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,960 Merged or not, we got a job to do. 155 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,957 (shrieking) 156 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:33,632 Attack, my brothers! So commands Sauron! 157 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:39,041 We will take the seas, my dino-troopers. 158 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,375 Destroy every ship in your path! 159 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,878 This will be the night 160 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:46,789 dinosaurs reclaim the world's oceans! 161 00:06:56,709 --> 00:07:00,329 Ah, great. The Lizard Who Would Be King is making trouble again. 162 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:03,035 Not for long. I got beak-face in my sights. 163 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:06,875 Then it's hero time! Let's get our Saur-on. 164 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,289 A-Bomb, land the jet. 165 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:11,132 Skaar and combo-Hulk smash Sauron from behind. 166 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,458 She-Hulk? You're with me. 167 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:14,712 I'm what now? 168 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:18,464 -Hey, ho! -A-Bomb: Whoa, dude! 169 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:21,542 You know, it kinda hurts seeing the jet get trashed all the time. 170 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,875 Impossible Hulk, away! 171 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,924 Impy: I'm coming for you, Sauron! 172 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:29,794 Ah! 173 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:31,955 (groaning) 174 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:35,211 When I get my hands on that little pest... 175 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,290 -(alarm beeping) -Gotta keep Sauron's dinosaurs 176 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,577 from coming ashore. 177 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,877 -Land on the beach! -No! We got to pick him off 178 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,879 -from up here! -(grunting) 179 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,919 -Give me that! -I'm trying to fly here. 180 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,171 Red Hulk: Back off, Jones, I'll do it. 181 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,997 Get back, you overgrown water moccasins! 182 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,923 That's how it's done! 183 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,790 Red Hulk: Ha-ha! Got them on the run! 184 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,745 -Boo. -(shrieking) 185 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:01,254 -(growls) -Red, I think you missed one. 186 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,915 A-Bomb: Ah, get it off! Get it off! 187 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,420 I got him! (grunts) 188 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,537 Red Hulk: Just land this crate. 189 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,035 Sure, no problem! 190 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:19,205 A-Bomb: Hey! I did it! 191 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,627 Red Hulk: No, I did it. 192 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,749 Sauron's pet snakes are all turning tail. 193 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:25,134 Hulk: You got lucky. 194 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,708 "Lucky" is not in my vocabulary. 195 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,381 And that's how heroing is done, Jones! 196 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,208 We're not out of trouble, yet. 197 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:35,791 Who da Hulk, huh? I'm da Hulk! Ow! 198 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,995 Impy! Don't touch Sauron! 199 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,793 Why? He's harmless now. 200 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:42,125 Besides, if I remember my webisodes right, 201 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,168 all he does is boss around dinosaurs, and... 202 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,920 Impy: What was that other thing? 203 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,750 Impy, look out! 204 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,580 (screaming) 205 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,077 (growling) 206 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:01,956 Hey! What's happened to me? 207 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,960 He absorbs other hero's powers! 208 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,131 (screams) 209 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,748 (shudders) That was it! 210 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,377 Let's get over there. 211 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,582 Red Hulk: Okay, I'll lead, you follow. 212 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,707 Will you shut up and run? 213 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:19,884 I've never felt power like this before! 214 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,209 (Sauron laughs evilly) I like it! 215 00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:25,039 Well, I don't! 216 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:26,785 -(thwacks) -(She-Hulk screaming) 217 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,955 Away from me, fool! Hah! 218 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:33,749 Jen! 219 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:35,748 (grunts) 220 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:39,634 -(groans) -Yeah, so Sauron absorbed my powers. 221 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,789 You mean, he can do everything you could? 222 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,705 Don't worry, it will wear off eventually. 223 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,384 You better be right, Zippy. 224 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:48,708 Sauron: So! The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. 225 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:51,382 And now, Hulks, I will see 226 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,958 to the extinction of mankind. 227 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,625 Sauron: Beginning with... you! 228 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:59,459 (laughs evilly) 229 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:00,924 Hmm. 230 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,254 (Sauron laughing evilly) 231 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,000 (shrieks) 232 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,712 Hulks, let's smash the stuffin' out of that big turkey! 233 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,039 (screeches) 234 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,125 Hulk: Hold still, will ya? 235 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,878 -Watch it! -(gunshots) 236 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:18,169 Oh, nice one, klutz. 237 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,880 (grunting) 238 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,915 (screaming) 239 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,753 (groans) 240 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,499 (groaning) Bumper cars bug Skaar. 241 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,497 Sauron: Fools! 242 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,133 (growling) 243 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:39,038 You must be at least this tall to bash the bad guy. 244 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,205 Come on, then. 245 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,793 Next stop, smashville, U.S.-- 246 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,285 (grunts) 247 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,251 -(bells ring) -(sirens wail) 248 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,083 Uh, did I win? 249 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,081 Hulk: Hey, beaky! 250 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,040 (grunting) 251 00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:00,748 Sauron: Ah, the ever-intrusive Hulk. 252 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,634 I see I'm not the only creature with a new look. 253 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:08,039 I wonder how you taste. (slurping) 254 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,995 -(snarls) -(Hulk grunts) 255 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:13,209 -Don't wrestle him, blast him. -Drop the blaster. 256 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,581 I need both hands. 257 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:15,752 -(thuds) -No! 258 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,714 Red Hulk: This is all your fault! 259 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,035 (growls) 260 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:28,959 Come out, Hulks! I hunger. 261 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,211 I already can't stand the sight of you. 262 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,961 Now you're everywhere I look. 263 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,751 Yeah, well, you're not exactly easy on my eyes. 264 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:38,334 Now, get up! The sooner we beat Sauron, 265 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,037 the sooner Impy can reverse us. 266 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:44,075 Fine. I'm sick of seeing your ugly face everywhere I look. 267 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,416 Listen, Red. The only chance we got 268 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,540 is to force Sauron to use up his powers. 269 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,455 -(Sauron shrieks) -Well, here's your chance. 270 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,083 -Red Hulk: You're in my way! -Hulk: I'm trying to punch him. 271 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,916 -Red Hulk: Move, will ya? -Red Hulk: I am trying! 272 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 (Sauron screams) 273 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,633 (Hulk and Red Hulk groaning) 274 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,083 (tense music) 275 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,670 (groaning) 276 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,920 Hulk: Let me go, you overgrown gecko! 277 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,714 -(Red Hulk roars) -(thwacking) 278 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,672 (growls) 279 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:16,000 Jump on three. One, two, three! 280 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,463 (yelling) 281 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,205 -Hey, that worked. -Let's do it again. 282 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,581 Hulk: Right side, smash! 283 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,377 Left side, smash! 284 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,998 -Hulk: Right side, smash! -(Sauron screams) 285 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,043 Red Hulk: Left side, smash! 286 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,745 -Hulk: Right side, smash! -(Sauron groans) 287 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,214 -Hulk: Your turn. -Red Hulk: One more time! 288 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:32,461 -She-Hulk: You charged up? -Yeah. 289 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:33,792 And we can really cut loose, 290 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,375 'cause there's no civilians around. 291 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,208 Not so fast! 292 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,921 -Who's this? -(Impy humming playfully) 293 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,960 Impy... 294 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,881 Doh! 'Sup? 295 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:46,129 I thought you wanted to be a big heroic Hulk. 296 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,208 Hello, sugar. 297 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,791 Heroes run toward danger, not away. 298 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,165 But I've never had to face danger without my pop! 299 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,080 -I could get hurt. -Thanks to you, 300 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,666 Red and Green are up there fighting at half power! 301 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,040 But they're not quitting. 302 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,415 Can't you help them? 303 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,920 Ugh, I... I feel so weak, but... 304 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Maybe if I really concentrate... 305 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,713 (groaning) 306 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,793 (Impy screaming) 307 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,626 This is wrong. 308 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,997 (Sauron snarling) 309 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,957 Prepare to fire, A-Bomb. And try not to hit the Hulks. 310 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,291 I never miss! 311 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,708 Ow! 312 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,174 -(both grunting) -Hulk: Keep punching! 313 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:33,461 Ah, if I could just get my jaws on you! 314 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,500 (growling) 315 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,833 Huh? 316 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:41,286 My new powers are filled with surprises! 317 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,955 Like, four heads are better than two! 318 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,001 (Sauron laughing evilly) 319 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,633 I got 'em! I got 'em! 320 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,039 A-Bomb: I got 'em! He ducked. 321 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,325 Hold still, sour puss! 322 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,787 (shrieking) 323 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,245 (both grunting) 324 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,213 Hulk: Force him down! 325 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,751 (Sauron screams) 326 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,384 Skaar! Grab on! 327 00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,537 (Skaar grunts) 328 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,788 Skaar, every time Sauron grows a new head, smash it! 329 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,995 Skaar smash! 330 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,130 -Stop that. -Skaar smash! 331 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,378 -Stop that! Aah! -Skaar smash. 332 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,378 (pained groan) 333 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,787 (all groaning) 334 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,075 A-Bomb: Now that is some Hulk teamwork! 335 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:24,206 No! I'm not finished yet... 336 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,881 (snarls) 337 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,580 Where's Sauron? 338 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,497 -He just vanished. -That's good, right? 339 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,753 Impy: Uh, not really. 340 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,205 If Sauron figured out how to teleport... 341 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,583 (grunting) 342 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,497 ...he could attack any place on earth! 343 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:45,830 Oh, but I'm not finished with you Hulks yet. 344 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:49,707 Keep squawkin', sour puss. Use up all that stolen power. 345 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,212 I don't need it. 346 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,421 There is one reptile I've never been able to control. 347 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,960 But thanks to my borrowed powers, 348 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,881 I have summoned him! 349 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,878 A being so powerful, 350 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:05,129 all my other minions flee from him in terror. 351 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,288 (roaring) 352 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,043 (all whimpering) 353 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,075 Behold, Hulks, the agent of your extinction. 354 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,745 Sauron: Fin Fang Foom. 355 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,250 (roaring) 356 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,128 Wow. Talk about a coincidence. 357 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,958 What are the odds? (nervous chuckle) 358 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,172 (growling) 359 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,711 (roaring) 360 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,962 Just so you know, that's not me this time. 361 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,211 No kidding! 362 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,040 Hear me, Fin Fang Foom. And obey! 363 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,130 Sauron: Destroy them! 364 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,498 (roaring) 365 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,333 (all screaming) 366 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 We would have beaten Sauron by now, if you weren't so stubborn. 367 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,923 And now he's got a giant dragon. 368 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,960 It's not my fault you won't take orders. 369 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,581 - You're not the boss of me! - I'm out of here. 370 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,917 (both groaning) 371 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,127 Finish the Hulks! 372 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,168 Sauron: I said, finish them. 373 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,877 Stubborn beast! 374 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,499 Sauron: You will obey me! 375 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,543 (ringing) 376 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,540 Hold up, Red. Look! 377 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,576 -You've got to be kidding me. -Red Hulk: Not really. 378 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,577 We're still gonna have to stop the overgrown lizard 379 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,037 from flattening every city on the coast. 380 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,125 Impy, you have to do something. 381 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,628 Try to pop yourself back into dragon form. 382 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:39,079 Yeah! Maybe one giant monster will scare away another. 383 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,126 Stand back. 384 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,004 (groaning) 385 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,753 Forget it. It's no use. I'm outta here. 386 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,958 Red Hulk: Where you going? You gotta believe in yourself. 387 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,631 -(spaceship engine starts) -Red Hulk: In us! 388 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,827 I may have lost the alien's power, 389 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,247 so now, I will take yours, dragon! 390 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,883 -(snarls) -(thwacks) 391 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:07,039 (Sauron screams) 392 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,754 Looks like they don't get along any better than you and me. 393 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:16,084 Well, we'll have to get along, or this city is smashed. 394 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,578 Okay, Hulks. 395 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,327 Just like our practice run with Impy. 396 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,577 Jump on the dragon 397 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,037 and keep hitting him until you reach the top. 398 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,575 -(roaring) -(groaning) 399 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,286 I call first punch! Aah! 400 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,207 -(groans) -(grunts) 401 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,541 (roaring) 402 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,665 Ah! Skaar slash! 403 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,830 (A-Bomb groaning) 404 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,541 (roaring) 405 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,080 -(yells) -(thwacks) 406 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,130 Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., 407 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,208 locked in a desperate battle with the real Fin Fang Foom! 408 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:54,039 I tell you, true believers, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it. 409 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,415 Though outmatched and overpowered, 410 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,710 in the face of earth-shattering odds, 411 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:01,462 the Smashers fight on and on. 412 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,754 Because that's what heroes do! 413 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,134 Heroes never run from danger. 414 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,788 No room for quitters in this Hulk's army. 415 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,375 Pointy-head elf man. No chicken. 416 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,248 Try again, little dude. 417 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,041 Takes more than powers to make a hero. 418 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,285 Yes! 419 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,081 Impy: Hang on, Hulks! Help's a-comin'! 420 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,631 I may not be at full power, but there's still one thing I can do! 421 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,792 (spaceship engine zooms) 422 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,415 (roaring) 423 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,670 (groans) 424 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,580 -Impy: Yahoo! -Both: Huh? 425 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,577 Yippee-kay-yay! Impy saves the day! 426 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,247 (roaring) 427 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,293 (lasers firing) 428 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,084 (groans) 429 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,576 Red Hulk: That maniac. 430 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,040 He could have flown away. Been safe. 431 00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,632 Why'd he do it? 432 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,919 Because that's not what a hero does. 433 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,290 He came back to help the only way he could 434 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,375 by taking on Fin for us. 435 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,378 I guess... he was one of us after all. 436 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:16,044 -Back at ya, General. -Hey, you got your pop back. 437 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:19,131 Maybe all I had to do was believe in myself. 438 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,128 (roaring) 439 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:24,078 That's great. But what about dragon-breath? 440 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,285 I just borrowed a little something-something from Hank Pym. 441 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,917 You know, shrinky-growy guy? 442 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,040 How will something you took from Ant-Man separate us? 443 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,245 Impy: Oh, this is better than that! 444 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:38,289 (zapping) 445 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,457 (roaring) 446 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,544 (grunting) 447 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,131 What's your hurry, handsome? 448 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,959 (Hulk and Red Hulk grunting) 449 00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:01,035 -Would you like the honor? -Oh, no, please. After you. 450 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,670 -Together. -Together. 451 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,791 No! 452 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:18,207 Impy: Shrinky-dinky, down you go. 453 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,884 So, why didn't you just hit Foom with that shrink ray? 454 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,129 Because it's your show, silly. 455 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,498 And who wouldn't want to see a giant-sized combo-Hulk in action? 456 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,793 He's right. It was awesome! 457 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,710 Hey! I have to get home to download the webcast. 458 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,209 I feel so powerful now 459 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,131 that I won't need my ship to make the trip. 460 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:40,748 Goodbye. See you. AdiĆ³s. Aloha. So long. Farewell. 461 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,633 Skaar-crow, I'm gonna miss you most of all. 462 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,125 (zooms) 463 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,745 -Wait! What about us? -Wait! What about us? 464 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,754 Ahem. Uh, Skaar fix? 465 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,630 Hulk: Well, looks like we may be stuck this way a while. 466 00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,579 Maybe permanently. 467 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,827 Yeah. But at least we learned how to get along. 468 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,747 Impy: Whoopsie! I knew I forgot something. 469 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,382 There we go. Good as new. 470 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,384 -(grunts) -(clanking) 471 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,958 Just a thought. 472 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,331 Even if I can't join up as a full-time Hulk, 473 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,997 I could come back each week as your wacky, next-door neighbor. 474 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,209 Red, I don't know 475 00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,961 if we'll ever see eye-to-eye on what makes a hero. 476 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,671 But I can tell you one thing we'll always agree on. 477 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,670 Both: Smash! 478 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,830 Oh, I love these Hulks! 479 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,749 (closing theme music) 32891

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