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Shh. Hi, Hulk-a-punksters.
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We're up extra earlyto play a practical joke on Red.
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Got a big pan of warm water and...
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Hey.
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A-Bomb: Where is he? And where's his bed?
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(rooster crowing)
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(approaching footsteps)
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(snoring)
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Ugh. Think you can beat me,
you Big green...
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(muttering)
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Hmm?
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What the Devil?
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Whoa! (Red Hulk yelling)
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(thuds)
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And don't you... (groaning)
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Red Hulk: Not again.
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(roaring)
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(Red Hulk grunts)
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Come back here, you sick salamander!
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(Devil Dinosaur roaring)
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-She-Hulk: Who's a pretty dinosaur?
-(Devil Dinosaur roars)
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A-Bomb: Yeah, who's a good buddy?
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Who's a good dinosaur?
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You are. Yes, you are.
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Hey, Devil, want a treat?
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(walls rumbling)
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That's it!
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(growls)
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Every day, that overgrown lizard
knocks me out of bed,
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drags me through the desert,
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and buries me like a blasted bone!
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Oh, that's just his way of saying
that he likes you.
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Red Hulk: Well, I'm sick of him.
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Stand aside.
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T. Rex is going extinct for real.
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-(whimpers)
-Huh?
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(theme music)
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Move it, Greenie.
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Give me that before you hurt yourself.
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Red's always a grouchbefore he's had his OJ.
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Come on, aren't you just a little curious
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to see what dino-burgers would taste like?
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You know what I'm talking about,
right, Skaar?
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Hmm. Dino-burger.
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Dino-burgers. Num-num-num. Hmm?
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-(Red Hulk chuckling)
-(gasps)
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-(grunting)
-Ow!
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No! Devil boy Skaar's friend.
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No num-num-num.
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Yeah, how would you feel
if we tossed you in a bun
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each time you honked us off?
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Okay. No dino-burgers.
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Got a better idea anyway.
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We don't know how it happened,but somehow,
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Devil developeda wicked attachment to Red.
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Maybe because they both havethat roaring red thing going for them,
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or could be Devil seesRed as a fellow dinosaur,
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or maybe a pet?
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(whispering) That's probably it.
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You don't think Red
would really hurt Devil, do you?
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Red's bad with animals but not that bad.
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(bell chimes)
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(beeps)
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Hulk: Speaking of pets,
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we have a new one to look after.
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(Hulk whistles)
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Hulk: Lunchtime.
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Who's a hungry leader?
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Huh? Playing with your food again.
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The Leader: Some inmates
keep their minds active
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by doing Crossword puzzles.
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I keep my gamma charged brain alert
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by devising escape scenarios
and villain alliances,
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all out of leftovers.
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Well, there's peas in your lunch.
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Hulk: So knock yourself out.
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This animosity between us is so pointless.
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I shouldn't be your prisoner.
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She-Hulk, I'm sure you'd agree
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that we're all one gamma, spawn family.
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Dream on.
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Hulk, you long to be accepted as a hero.
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Think of what you and I
could accomplish together.
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The Leader: With my brain and your brawn,
we'd rule the earth.
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Huh. Same old rant.
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You know, I might've fallen for it
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if you hadn't spent so much time
trying to croak us.
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Hulk: Now, pipe down
and eat your peas, or no pudding.
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The Leader: My hour will come, monster.
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(Red Hulk whistles)
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Red Hulk: Hey, ugly, want a treat?
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(grunting) Go get it now! Go on!
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A-Bomb: Yo, Red.
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Seen Devil? It's time for his bath.
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What, uh... I don't keep track
of your lizard.
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I got stuff to do.
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Hmm.
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Now, to find you a good home
far away from me.
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Don't worry, I know exactly where
you'll be appreciated.
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-man: Get out of here!
-woman: Stay away from us here!
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-(animals calling)
-man: Yeah, go away! Don't come back.
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You, big dummy.
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That was a petting zoo,
not an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Red Hulk: What do you mean
you don't want him?
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Every museum wants a dinosaur.
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-(whimpering)
-(Devil Dinosaur roaring)
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(groans)
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That was expensive, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Red Hulk: Okay, so that's two strikes.
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This time, I got a home run.
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Isolated mountain forest.
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Plenty of fresh water.
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All the bears you can eat, huh?
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Best of all, it's half a world
away from Vista Verde.
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(droning)
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(engine whirring)
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Red Hulk: Here, boy!
Come on, boy, let's play.
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Here, want to play fetch?
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Come on, boy, fetch the stick.
Fetch it, ready?
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(grunts) Go get it!
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(retreating thumping)
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(jet engines firing up)
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(groans)
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(Devil whimpering)
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(dramatic music)
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Ah. Done and done.
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Finally, a good night's sleep for old Red.
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-(beeping)
-Doombot: Attention!
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You have invadedthe sovereign nation of Latveria.
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Latveria?
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Dang it.
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I could've sworn I set course for Transia.
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Or was it Moldavia?
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(groaning) All those postage stamp
countries sound the same.
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(ominous music)
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-(beeping)
-Red Hulk: Uh-oh.
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I woke up the landlord.
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Oh!
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(suspenseful music)
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(chuckles) Yeah! That did it.
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I'll be halfway home
before I hear one clank out of...
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Doctor Doom.
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Red Hulk: Uh-oh.
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I'm hit!
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(groaning)
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Red Hulk: Come on, pull up, pull up!
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(straining)
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Dr. Doom: Welcome to Latveria.
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(ominous music)
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(groaning)
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Where am I?
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Heaven?
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Dr. Doom: Perhaps for some
but not for you.
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Ingenious, your cameras.
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Even I have followed your online efforts
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to keep the Hulk in check.
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You should be commended
for your diligence,
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honored for your bravery,
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punished for invading the kingdom
of Victor Von Doom.
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Oh. Is this Latveria, doc?
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I knew I should've taken that left turn
at Albuquerque.
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Childish.
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Just as childish as your attempt
to escape.
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-(beeps)
-(groaning)
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Dr. Doom: You are more resilient
than I first believed.
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Strong enough perhaps to survive
the transfer process.
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(groans) Transfer process?
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I don't think I like
where this conversation's going.
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Dr. Doom: You once took a courageous risk
and exposed yourself
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to the transforming power of gamma energy.
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(foreboding music)
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Red Hulk: Uh-oh!
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Dr. Doom: For years,
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I have also sought to acquire gamma power.
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Albeit it,
without the unpleasant side effect
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of turning myself into a monster.
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Oh, right, because you're not a monster.
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Dr. Doom: I originally built that device
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to siphon off
the Green Hulk's great strength.
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However, I never managed to trap him
in Latveria.
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(groaning)
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Waste of time anyway, Doc.
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I'm a lot stronger than old Greenie.
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Red Hulk: Though, right now,
that might not be such a good thing.
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Dr. Doom: It is for me.
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(groaning)
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Skaar, you deserve to know
the truth about your past.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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All you need to do is free me,
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and I will restore your memory.
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Together, we will escape back
to your home planet of Sakaar.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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Yes. Yes!
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From there, we will launch a new attack
against the Hulks.
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And when we finally crush them,
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and we will.
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The Leader: You and I
will rule both worlds as equals.
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What do you say?
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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A-Bomb: Skaar, what are you doing?
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I told you not to take my tunes
without asking.
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(rock music playing)
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That payback for giving Skaar bath.
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Oh, you want payback, huh?
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(grunts)
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(Skaar growls)
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-Skaar like being smelly!
-Hey!
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A-Bomb: Come on, not the face!
Not the beautiful face!
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Skaar: That's Skaar's favorite song.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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A-Bomb: Dude, that was like
right in the face.
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(grunting)
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Leader, want something?
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Never mind.
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-(Skaar grunting)
-A-Bomb: Play xylophone on your mouth!
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(ominous music)
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(roars)
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(howling)
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(groaning)
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Dr. Doom: No longer is my armor
simply for defense.
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It is now a gamma energy conductor.
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Double the power!
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(yelling)
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(Red Hulk grunting)
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(roaring)
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Dr. Doom: Success.
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(groans)
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(foreboding music)
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Dr. Doom: Now, I control
the ultimate weapon.
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Pure gamma energy,
mine to unleash at will.
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Cities will fall. Armies will scatter.
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No hero or Hulk can match my power.
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At last, Doom shall reign supreme.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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(grunting)
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Dr. Doom: Crimson oaf.
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You dare strike Doom?
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For that, you perish!
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(roaring)
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(Red Hulk crying out)
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Dr. Doom: One more blast
and you're finished!
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(growling)
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-Dr. Doom: Who dares?
-(growls)
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Dr. Doom: Away, monster!
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(screaming)
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Hey.
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Never thought I'd be happy to see you.
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Dr. Doom: So you have an ally.
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His head will look magnificent
over my fireplace.
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(roaring)
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Hey, nobody beats on that dino except me!
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(grunting)
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Dr. Doom: Fool! You'll rupture
the power cell.
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That's the idea!
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(yelling)
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-(groaning)
-(whirring)
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Dr. Doom: You have fought valiantly.
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00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,084
But victory is Doom's.
260
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,042
How fitting.
261
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,705
By trying to cripple my armor,
262
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,004
Red Hulk has only succeeded
in destroying himself.
263
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:26,745
Hi.
264
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,669
(both grunting)
265
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,582
Dr. Doom: Old Red's got a little secret.
266
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:37,168
Seems I'm the only Hulk that can absorb
gamma power.
267
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,417
(growling)
268
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,165
Dr. Doom: Ah! Armor's power cells drained.
269
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,825
Doom: Can't move.
270
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,077
Red Hulk: What's the matter, doc?
271
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,036
Your iron panties blow a fuse?
272
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,125
Dr. Doom: Ugh! Fool!
273
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,828
Doom is never powerless!
274
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,536
(roaring)
275
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,880
You want to stay
and play chew toy with Vic?
276
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:56,919
It's all the same to me.
277
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,995
I'm getting out of here
before he recharges.
278
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:03,833
Doom shot down my jet,
it's only fair I burrow his.
279
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,037
For the ride home, you know.
280
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,125
Red Hulk: Of course, the trick
will be finding his hanger
281
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,668
before his doombots find me.
282
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,290
(chuckling) Bingo!
283
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:11,955
(Devil Dinosaur growling)
284
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,420
Oh, changed your mind, huh?
285
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,167
Well, hurry up, get on the jet.
286
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,500
We don't got all day.
287
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,999
Red Hulk: Should be able
to hotwire this crate.
288
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,923
Oh, yeah, that did it!
289
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,667
(suspenseful music)
290
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,003
Red Hulk: Course is locked in.
We're home free, big ugly.
291
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,293
-(alarm beeping)
-Doombot: Warning!
292
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,787
Tampering with this aircrafthas initiated the security override.
293
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,627
(beeping continues)
294
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,786
Security override?
What does he mean security...
295
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:51,955
(explosion)
296
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,916
Red Hulk: You dead,
rusted, metal-mouth, nut-job!
297
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,580
Can't you take a dang joke?
298
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,213
Dr. Doom: It is unlikely
the brute survived.
299
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,419
Still, I must be sure.
300
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,042
(Red Hulk shushes)
301
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,582
Easy.
302
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,580
(whirring)
303
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,171
Could I've called green for a ride?
304
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,210
Sure.
305
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,252
But he's only gonna rub thatyou're-no-good-with-animals crud
306
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,501
in my face again.
307
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,960
Who needs that?
308
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,915
We'll walk home first.
309
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,959
(light music)
310
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,500
Red Hulk: I never thoughtthis old dump could look so good.
311
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,713
(blasting)
312
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:56,039
Incoming!
313
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,253
Dr. Doom: I've waited patiently, Red Hulk.
314
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,787
You defiled my country
and destroyed my castle.
315
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:11,001
For that, your gamma base
will be the first to fall.
316
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,076
(grunting)
317
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,381
Hulk: You know, Doom,
318
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,328
we Hulks don't take kindly
to gate crashers.
319
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,705
Especially ones
who swipe our gamma powers.
320
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,205
You attack one Hulk, you attack us all.
321
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,501
Dr. Doom: I'll have to do away
with you eventually.
322
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,003
So let it be done!
323
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,628
A-Bomb: Oh, yeah!
324
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,209
Whoo-hoo!
325
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,667
Missed me!
326
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,043
Oh, no.
327
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,125
(tense music)
328
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,377
(Skaar grunting)
329
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,083
(grunting)
330
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,377
Dr. Doom: Away from me, savage!
331
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,075
(Skaar screaming)
332
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,375
Light's out, doc! (grunts)
333
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,165
Hulk: Hey, doc!
334
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,384
Open up and say "Aah."
335
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,960
(grunting)
336
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,498
(Hulk yells)
337
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,173
Fill your hands, you tinplated creep!
338
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,500
(growling)
339
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,501
(Red Hulk yelling)
340
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:50,745
(grunting)
341
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:56,044
Hulk: Way to blunder
into Doom's clutches, Red.
342
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,495
His gamma power armor
makes him unstoppable.
343
00:17:58,583 --> 00:17:59,713
You want to spare me the lecture
344
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,672
till after we've mopped up Chrome-dome?
345
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,420
Ricochet routine! Go!
346
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:08,745
(alarms beeping)
347
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,286
-Red Hulk: Hey, Doc! Smile!
-(grunting)
348
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:22,673
(groans)
349
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,131
-(grunts)
-(alarm beeps)
350
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,287
Dr. Doom: Power cells are dropping.
351
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,583
I must recharge
if I am to destroy every Hulk.
352
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,127
The Leader: Victor? Victor Von Doom?
353
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:35,327
A brilliant plan, sir.
354
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,747
Battling your way into
the Hulk's inner sanctum to liberate me.
355
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,334
-Dr. Doom: And you are?
-The Leader.
356
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,747
The Leader of?
357
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,384
The world.
358
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,168
The conquest of humankind.
359
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,330
You know, the Leader.
360
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,825
Oh, yes.
361
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:53,667
Uh, tell me, does the Hulk keep surplus
gamma reserves on hand?
362
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,500
That generator connects
to the main gamma reactor.
363
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,174
Dr. Doom: Excellent.
364
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,920
(device beeping)
365
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:07,538
You gamma-powered your armor?
How inspired.
366
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,785
What an awesome super villain team-up
we geniuses shall forge.
367
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:16,165
Dr. Doom: I'm afraid my usual alliances
are on a more epic scale.
368
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,710
I'm epic.
369
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:19,923
Hmm?
370
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,331
(groans)
371
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,382
A-Bomb: Good work, big brain.
372
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,668
She-Hulk: Keeping Doom distracted
until we caught up.
373
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,542
Why, yes.
374
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,075
So, Doc, you feeling lucky?
375
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:37,996
Dr. Doom: Bah!
376
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,077
This petty feud is beneath
the lord of Latveria.
377
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,788
Doom takes his leave.
378
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,285
But first, there is a debt to settle.
379
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:49,787
Who shall pay the price
for Red Hulk's crimes?
380
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,205
(roaring)
381
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:55,168
Of course, the faithful beast.
382
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,920
Loyal to the end!
383
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,631
Red Hulk: No, you don't!
384
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:00,423
Red!
385
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,540
(Red Hulk grunts)
386
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,916
Dr. Doom: Noble but futile.
387
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,877
(Hulk roars)
388
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,332
Dr. Doom: Unhand me, you brute!
389
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,917
Hulk: Soon as I smash up
these power cells.
390
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,540
Can't have you draining anymore Hulks.
391
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,825
Dr. Doom: No! You mustn't! Ah!
392
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,540
The armor is overloading!
393
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,245
It could explode any second!
394
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,881
Better not let the door hit you
on your way out.
395
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,789
(Dr. Doom screaming)
396
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,670
(Red Hulk groaning)
397
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,209
(sputtering)
398
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,331
Red Hulk: Don't drown me already!
399
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,789
-You're okay?
-Ugh.
400
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,705
Sure. I couldn't let Doom
hurt my pal here.
401
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,292
Your pal?
402
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,747
After you threatened to grind him up
into Dino-burgers?
403
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,084
Who me?
404
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,630
Nah. I just spent the last week
looking for Devil
405
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,499
after he wandered off and got lost.
406
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,583
Ain't that right?
407
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,287
(purring)
408
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:09,955
What?
409
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,331
(scoffs) That's Red's story.
410
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,417
But the mini-cams tell the real tale.
411
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,380
But now that he's had a chanceto get to know Devil,
412
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,787
maybe Red is better with animals.
413
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,579
Well, maybe just this one.
414
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,747
(ground rumbling)
415
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,424
Red Hulk: Oh, no!
416
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,382
Not again!
417
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:31,882
Hulk out.
418
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,583
(closing theme music)
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