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(whooshing)
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What's the big emergency this time?
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Only thing I know is Hoover Dam
has a Hulk-sized problem.
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Jen, give us a look-see.
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She-Hulk: There's our disaster,
dead-ahead.
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That creep's about to wash away
a million people.
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Hulk: Who is that, anyway?
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(villain laughs)
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Skaar: Very bad man look familiar.
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(roars)
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A-Bomb: It's Blastaar,
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the evil cowardly lion
from another dimension.
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-And he brought his munchkins!
-(rumbling)
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Remember last time fang-face visited?
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He ambushed us for The Leader.
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I'll be sure to thank him.
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Rest of you, smash his borers
and fix the dam.
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Light it up, boys.
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The Hulk launcher is ready to fire.
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(clanks)
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She-Hulk: Hulks away!
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(Red Hulk laughing)
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(A-Bomb cheering)
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Used to worry about my humanfriends getting hurt.
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But these are Hulks.So, we do the hurting.
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Hulk: Yo, ugly!
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You negative zone creeps never learn!
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(groans)
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(roars)
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(thuds)
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Blastaar will do the teaching this day.
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(roars)
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(zapping)
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(Hulk roars)
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(grunts)
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Don't want you breaking a nail, Jenny.
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I got this.
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(Blastaar grunting)
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(thuds)
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-Stop blasting yourself!
-(groans)
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Stop blasting yourself!
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Stop blasting yourself!
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Anything else to teach me?
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(chuckles)
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It is your friends who
shall learn pain first!
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(roars)
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-(rumbling)
-Oh, what else could go wrong?
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(roars)
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Hey! What's biting me?
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Get it off, get it off!
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You wouldn't last a minute
without me, Red.
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-(grunts)
-(rumbles)
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I got this!
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(groans)
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(She-Hulk screams) Ow!
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Says the green damsel in distress.
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-(zapping)
-(laughs)
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She-Hulk: Ew, not enough it chomped me,
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but it slimed me, too?
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Red Hulk: I'll kiss your boo-boo later.
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We gotta stop this thing
from going splits-ville!
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-She-Hulk: So, weld it up, hot stuff!
-(rumbling)
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-Fire in the hole!
-(beeping)
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(rumbling)
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You know, we make a pretty good team
when you do what I say.
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-She-Hulk: Ha-ha.
-(grunts)
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(roars)
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Ow! Since when do the borers
spit bitey snake-things?
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Get it off! Get it off!
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(clangs)
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(roars)
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Skaar bit too!
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(groans)
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-(groans)
-(thuds)
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Hulk: Rick? Jen?
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A-Bomb: Hulk?
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-(grunts)
-(thuds)
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(straining)
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Can't move.
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(tense music)
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(warbles)
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(growls)
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Hulk: The negative zone.
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Blastaar: Enjoy watching
your friends perish!
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The Leader sends his regards.
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(snarls)
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(theme music)
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A-Bomb: Aah! Ow!
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(zaps)
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Hulk: This stuff grows back fast.
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Worse than picking a scab.
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Don't make Skaar peel.
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Skaar not like when Skaar peel.
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(grunts)
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Ugh, will you stop picking? It's gross.
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computer: Scan initialized.
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(whirring)
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Tissue analysis complete.
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Unknown poison is spreadingthrough the subjects' cells,
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Crystallizing their bodiesfrom the outside in.
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Hulk: How do I stop it?
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computer: Treatment unknown.
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Then what am I supposed to do?
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Better do something soon, greenie.
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We're being petrified here.
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And I'd kind of like to know why?
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The Leader: An intriguing question.
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Premise,
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How best to destroy one's enemy.
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Conclusion,
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Destroy their allies first.
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Red Hulk: How'd this jerk get on our TVs?
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Must've hacked my cameras.
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The Leader: What can I say?
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I like to watch.
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What do you want?
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Why, I'm here to help you, Hulk.
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If you're going to create an antidote,
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You'll need more of the poison.
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Which is found only in the negative zone.
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- Simply put, to save your friends,
-(groaning)
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You'll have to come to me.
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Oh, and I wouldn't dilly-dally.
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I doubt they'll last 24 hours.
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Coming after me is one thing.
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But my friends? My family?
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-(yells)
-(shatters)
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Hulk: This serum mixerbetter do the trick.
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Hulk, don't go. It's a trap.
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(grunts) 'Course, it is! And I'm going...
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(groans) with him.
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Hulk: You're not going anywhere.
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None of you.
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Leader wants me,
he's gonna get me.
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Just hang in there.
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(Hulks groan)
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(whooshing)
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(thunder cracking)
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Fantastic four's always willing
to help, you big clod.
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But I told you on the phone,
Reed ain't back yet.
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Hey, maybe you and I
could work on a cure.
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Can't wait. Where's Stretch's portal
to the negative zone?
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(sighs) This way.
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Hulk: Just fire this thing up
so I can get going.
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You go alone, you might never come back.
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And I don't want no one blaming me
at your green funeral.
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It's my risk. Don't need your help.
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Sure, I could count on Ben.
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But last thing I wanna do is putanother one of my pals in danger.
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Well, you're gonna need a pilot.
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I know the negative zone like the cracks
in my big rocky hand.
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You don't.
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Only way I open this door is if I go too.
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(sighs)
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You going in your pajamas?
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(distant zipping)
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(beeps)
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(whirring)
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computer: Portal activated.
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Fasten your seat belts.
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It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
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(whooshing)
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Lot of bad stuff in here.
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We're only after one bad guy.
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Hulk: Picking up The Leader's
gamma signature ahead.
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And he's ready for us.
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We're going in full smash.
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-I want the big head to feel us coming.
-(beeps)
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Okay, simmer down, you big dummy.
I got another idea.
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Thing: Going to camo-mode.
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computer: Cloaking device activated.
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-(thuds)
-(soldiers groan)
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Hulk: Ugh, you and your big ideas.
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(Hulk sighs)
This ain't gonna work.
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Sure, it will.
If you give it an honest try.
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-(clanks)
-(groans)
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You know, I kind of like this armor.
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(whooshing)
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(whirring)
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Hulk: They're getting worse.
We need to hurry.
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Heads up, green genes.
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Wearing this armor got us in
right under their furry noses.
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You just stick with old blue eyes.
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Not saying I needed help,
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but maybe letting The Thing tag alongwasn't such a bad idea after all.
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-(beeps)
-Hulk: This scanner better work.
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(beeping)
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Hulk: This way.
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Thing: What's your doodad
picking up, anyway?
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Hulk: It's rigged to track
the source of the poison.
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-(beeps)
-And we're close.
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(hisses)
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Of course, it had to be
the biggest monster in the place.
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That's just another snake to me.
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You hold it down, I'll go for the poison.
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Oh, gee, thanks a lot.
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-(grunts)
-(thuds)
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-(grunting)
-(hissing)
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Thing: This thing has three heads? Really?
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(roars)
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(crackling)
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(electricity crackling)
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(grunts)
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-(rumbles)
-(Thing yells)
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(both grunting)
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-(grunting)
-(roaring)
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Are you gonna clobber something?
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Are you gonna lay around all day?
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-(shrieks)
-(thuds)
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(groans)
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(squeaks)
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Hurry it up, will you?
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(yells)
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(rumbles)
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Hulk: Three strikes and you're out.
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That was lame, even for you.
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(squelching)
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Got it, let's move.
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Just another snake, he says.
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(rhythmic marching)
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Hulk: Okay, Ben, here's the plan.
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I'll cause a distraction.
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You get the antidote back to the Hulks.
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Ugh, you're going after the leader.
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I don't get him now, he'll never stop
coming after us.
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(Hulk grunts) Hey!
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-(growls)
-(thudding)
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Hulk: Who wants to get smashed first?
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Well? Come on!
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-(all grunting)
-Hulk: I got smashes for everyone!
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-(thumping)
-(grunting)
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Want some too? Tough guys, huh?
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Thing: Say hello to my fist!
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Hulk: Go! I'll see you on the other side!
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-(clanking)
-(grunting)
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-(zapping)
-(groans)
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-(thumping)
-(grunting)
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(growls)
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The Leader: I was afraid
you wouldn't come.
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The Leader: You can see what happens
to those who have been poisoned,
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like your friends.
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Those who disappoint me.
243
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And you do not want to disappoint me.
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I never disappoint.
245
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,040
So, what's with Annihilus's
hand-me-down's?
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The Cosmic Control Rod
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-Is this realm's most powerful weapon.
-(crackling)
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Hmm. That glow stick
didn't save bug-brain.
249
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Well, I've made some improvements.
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(chuckles)
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-(zaps)
-(screams)
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(groaning)
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(grunts)
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(groaning)
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The Leader: Annihilus, be gone.
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00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,039
Annihilus?
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The price of his failure.
258
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The Leader: And now to yours.
259
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I've watched every episode
of your sad attempt
260
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to rebrand yourself a hero.
261
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And I must admit, I was inspired
to chronicle my own adventures.
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Care to see what I've been up to?
263
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:43,792
(beeps)
264
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:47,291
A-Bomb: Wait, those dinosaursare packing lasers!
265
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,077
Where did they get lasers?
266
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,668
Where, indeed?
267
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,705
Yes.
268
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:56,082
I gave Sauron power
to cause enough chaos in the world
269
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,916
so my leadership would be welcomed.
270
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,750
You were behind that?
271
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,915
Shame me and my pals loused it up for you.
272
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,880
Sauron wasn't my only attempt.
273
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,878
I found Ymir, god of winter,
274
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,249
for the frost giants to attack earth.
275
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,133
We agreed to share the planet
if their invasion was successful.
276
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,165
And how'd that work out for you?
277
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,500
All your flunkies let you down.
278
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:23,079
For a guy who named himself "The Leader,"
279
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,996
you're not very good at it.
280
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:29,043
And how are the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
Doing under your leadership?
281
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,001
(growls)
282
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,790
In the past, you've been unbeatable
because you were a raging monster
283
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,415
who cared for nothing.
284
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,960
-Now, at long last, you have a weakness.
-(straining)
285
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,418
Friends.
286
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,250
I'm not worried about them.
287
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,923
Antidote's already on earth by now.
288
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,250
My friends are fine.
289
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,422
Probably on their way here for me.
290
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,040
Drat, I've failed again!
291
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,375
Well, let's have a look.
292
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,165
Just to be sure.
293
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,540
A-Bomb: Ow, and I thoughtpoison oak was gross.
294
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,041
Somebody. I need more lotion.
295
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,375
- Gotta slow the transformation.
-(crackling)
296
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,209
Give Hulk time. (grunts)
297
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,785
Ben should've been there.
298
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,415
You refer to Benjamin Grimm?
299
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,999
Now where could The Thing be?
300
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,035
(growls)
301
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,923
-(zaps)
-(rumbles)
302
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,671
(Thing yells)
303
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,003
(sighs)
304
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,383
That was my ride home, you bum!
305
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,537
Blastaar: You'll never escape!
306
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:44,785
(zaps)
307
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,077
(grunts)
308
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,828
The Hulk has already fallen.
309
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,037
Now, you shall too!
310
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,328
(zapping)
311
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,040
Sorry, furball.
312
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,825
Aunt petunia didn't raise
313
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:06,127
the ever-lovin' blue-eyed
thing to give up!
314
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,285
It's clobberin' time!
315
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,132
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
316
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,130
(groans)
317
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,125
Relax, puss in boots.
318
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,043
Uncle ben's gonna borrow
your flying thingamajig.
319
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,128
Ah. You see my friends as a weakness,
320
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,168
but I can always count on them.
321
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,130
Ah, that's what I've been waiting for.
322
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,381
Hope.
323
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:34,538
And the moment when I make it
disappear from your face.
324
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,130
(beeps)
325
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,167
(beeping)
326
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,001
What kind of cockamamie nonsense...
327
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,875
(whooshes)
328
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Thing: Hey!
329
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,575
(machine buzzes)
330
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
-(explodes)
-(screams)
331
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,673
Ben!
332
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:04,133
Just how many of your friends
have met their doom because of you?
333
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,208
(Hulks groaning)
334
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,541
You can add four Hulks to the list.
335
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,210
No!
336
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,957
Yes,
337
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,541
that rampaging beast is still in you.
338
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,131
Let it out!
339
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,631
(roars)
340
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,751
(whirring)
341
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,875
(tense music)
342
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,419
Hulk crush Leader!
343
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,669
Hulk smash all!
344
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:38,631
Your reason to control your anger
has died with those close to you.
345
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,173
(beeps)
346
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,040
(beeping)
347
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:46,035
(growling)
348
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,082
(yells)
349
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,625
And now that you've given in
to rage completely,
350
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:56,499
this chip will make certain
you stay that way.
351
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,499
(grunts)
352
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,753
(zapping)
353
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,631
The Leader: When I unleash you
on to Earth,
354
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,126
The people of the world will see no hero.
355
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,170
(roaring)
356
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,671
They'll see what I do.
357
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:17,210
A monster who must be destroyed.
358
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,580
Hulk! Smash! Ground!
359
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,127
(roars)
360
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,538
Yes, smash any chance at redemption,
361
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,495
and destroy enough of mankind
362
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,423
to create need for my leadership.
363
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,630
Two birds with a single green stone.
364
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,169
(roars)
365
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,077
(grunts)
366
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,995
-(snapping)
-(crackling)
367
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,750
Impossible!
368
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,633
(grunting)
369
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:48,669
(clanks)
370
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,711
Hulk smash Leader!
371
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,881
-(thuds)
-(rumbles)
372
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,076
(groans)
373
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,455
(Hulk grunts)
374
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,882
-(gasps)
-My liege, what should we do?
375
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,380
Restrain him, by any means.
376
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,502
Hulk smash Leader!
377
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,668
-(zapping)
-(grunting)
378
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,793
Hulk smash cat-man!
379
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,631
(explodes)
380
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,209
(panting)
381
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,172
-(zaps)
-(groans)
382
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,463
(growls)
383
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,127
Bug shell won't save Leader!
384
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,753
We won't know if we don't try.
385
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,173
-(thuds)
-(rumbles)
386
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:50,714
This battle was inevitable.
387
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,832
-Brains versus brawn.
-(whirring)
388
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,830
For all your
power, you are just an animal.
389
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:00,794
And no competition for my intellect.
390
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,384
(crackling)
391
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,544
(Hulk grunting)
392
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,748
(rumbling)
393
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,915
-(thumps)
-(roars)
394
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,580
(whimpers)
395
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,792
(growls)
396
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,915
-Leader! Not!
-(thudding)
397
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,498
Fly! Away!
398
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,129
Miscalculated.
399
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,668
Wanted your rage.
400
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,580
Not directed at me.
401
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:41,125
Now, Hulk smash Leader
402
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,828
for good!
403
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,000
-(roars)
-(snaps)
404
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,705
That's enough, jade jaws.
405
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:49,924
(Hulk grunts)
406
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,630
Hulk smash orange monster!
407
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,575
Ugh, I'm on your side, green.
408
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,747
Forget the long-headed dope.
409
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,293
I still got the antidote.
410
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,325
Your friends need you.
411
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,379
(panting)
412
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,785
Hulk: Jen?
413
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,997
(sighs)
Rick.
414
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:14,209
I'm sorry, Ben. Thought I lost you.
415
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,285
You thought some exploding rock
could take me out?
416
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,997
(scoffs)
I just hitched a ride on Blastaar here.
417
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,793
Hulk: Come on, let's get home.
418
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,458
(tense music)
419
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,498
(hissing)
420
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,251
-Oh!
-A-Bomb: I can move!
421
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,083
The A-Bomb is mobile!
422
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,166
You okay?
423
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,750
(sighs)
Yeah.
424
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,634
Just glad you're all okay.
425
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:48,459
Red Hulk: Are you getting all misty
over there, rainy face?
426
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,827
We volunteered for this job.
427
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,665
You didn't twist any arms to get us here.
428
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,540
We're in this together.
429
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,705
We're not gonna let you
hog all the smashing.
430
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:58,957
Skaar like being smasher.
431
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,251
Hey! What am I, you jerk? Chopped liver?
432
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,962
I couldn't have done it without you.
433
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,462
She-Hulk: So, what's the big surprise
434
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,462
you brought us from the negative zone?
435
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,173
-What in Sam Hill...
-Whoa, seriously?
436
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:16,421
-Dude!
-Skaar not like him here.
437
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,041
(tense music)
438
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:25,627
Is there a risk to havingThe Leader in our base?
439
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:26,829
Sure.
440
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:29,957
But at least here, I got friendswho can help me keep an eye on him.
441
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,793
Hulk out.
442
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,667
(closing theme music)
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