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(tranquil music)
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(grunting)
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(warbling)
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I know what you're wondering.
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"What do the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. dowhen they're not saving the world?"
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(grunting)
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Don't rush, Rick. Read the rock.
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Take a moment and plan your route.
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Yeah, yeah. Will you hurry up?
They're gaining on us.
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This is a training exercise, not a race.
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(grunting)
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(bird shrieking)
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(panting)
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-(grunting)
-Hey. I'm climbing here.
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-Skaar: Bye-bye.
-Red Hulk: Make a hole, people.
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See ya at the top.
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Ain't a race, remember?
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Take it from a real soldier.
You want to make a man...
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push him. To the limit.
Then ya push him more.
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If he doesn't break, he's got a shot.
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Okay, it's on.
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(laughing)
Oh, yeah.
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A-Bomb: Don't wanna rub it in your face,
but I kinda did it. Getting away!
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-(growling)
-She-Hulk: In your face.
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Took me a long time to learnmy strengths and weaknesses.
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Better if Rick learns his in training,
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not in the field.
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(sighing)
Hulk's worse than my mom.
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I mean, Skaar's the same age as me.
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I-I think.
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And Green doesn't treat himlike a little baby.
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(panting)
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(grunting)
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Rick, watch it!
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(grunting)
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(rumbling)
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(yelling)
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Rick!
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I got it.
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(growling)
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Gonna change his diaper too?
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Kid would have survived the fall.
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Probably.
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Not the point, Red.
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Red Hulk: Yeah, the point is
to show 'em how it's done.
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Heads up!
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-(Hulk Growling)
-She-Hulk: Ah! Cheater!
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(grunting)
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Hoorah! King of the Mountain!
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Hope you were paying attention, Jones.
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-(rumbling)
-Huh!
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Whoa-whoa!
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Is this part of the test?
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-(rumbling)
-(splashing)
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Uh-oh.
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(Red Hulk screaming)
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(breathing heavily)
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(theme music)
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(growling)
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(rumbling)
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Jump!
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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-Yeah!
-(whirring)
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(rumbling)
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Huh?
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-(thuds)
-Oh!
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Chillax, bro.
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It'll take more than an avalanche
to hurt The Bomb.
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(grunts)
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She-Hulk: This volcano is
supposed to be dormant.
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It's not due to erupt
for another million years.
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Where's shouty man?
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-Red was on top when it blew.
-(whooshing)
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She-Hulk: Look, that rock's
headed for Vista Verde.
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I got it.
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(rumbles)
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Found Red.
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(rumbling)
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Skaar, go help him stop the fireballs.
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Skaar slash!
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I'm gonna go help too.
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No, you're with me and Jen.
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We gotta divert that lava flow.
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(groans)
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(tense music)
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(people screaming)
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That's one jerkwater town saved.
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You're welcome!
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(Skaar yelling)
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(grunting)
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Good dog.
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(all grunting)
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Hulk: It's working. Keep going.
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-(grunting)
-(rumbling)
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I'm on it.
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(grunting)
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Heavier than it looks.
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Watch out!
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A-Bomb: Hey, what are you doing?
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-(grunting)
-(rumbles)
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(lava sizzling)
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Hulk: Magma contained.
Nice work, smashers.
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-Why did you pull me out?
-I was saving your scaly butt.
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You were about to take a lava bath.
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So what? My armor's tougher
than you think.
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Not a good time to test it.
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There's never a good time. Not with you.
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(laughing)
Kid's got a point.
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Someone's gotta show him the ropes,
let him make his own mistakes.
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Rick's a teenage kid learningto be a hero, not a soldier.
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Red's ideas about basic trainingare only gonna get him into trouble.
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(ominous music)
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(beeping)
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She-Hulk: Looks like our backyard
barbecue wasn't an isolated incident.
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Hulk: Lots of eruptions.
Coming from here. Antarctica.
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The South Pole?
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Nothing down there but a bunch of...
ice and penguins.
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All sorts of stuff to hurt me there.
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(Hulk growls)
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Don't joke, rookie.
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South Pole is also home...
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to the savage land.
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We better check it out
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before the planet turns itself inside out.
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A-Bomb: So... what is the savage land?
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It's an isolated tropical region
hidden deep within Antarctica.
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And full of dinosaurs.
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Ooh.
(giggles)
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Dinosaurs? Real dinosaurs?
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I love dinosaurs.
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Scales, fangs, claws, they're my peeps.
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Check me out, I'm a t-Rex.
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(screeching)
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I can't quite reach you with my tiny arms.
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(whooshing)
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(suspenseful music)
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A-Bomb: This is the coolest
field trip ever.
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Are we there yet?
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(gasping)
A dinosaur! Dinosaur!
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(screeching)
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-(screeching)
-(zapping)
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(alarm beeping)
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Oh, my gosh. Dinosaurs with lasers.
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How cool is that?
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Why do you think they call it
"The Savage Land", kid?
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I can't shake them.
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Don't worry. We're packing too.
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So? Let 'em have it already.
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-(beeps)
-(whirring)
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-(grunts)
-(rapid gunfire)
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More coming in from above.
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Hulk: I see 'em!
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(rapid gunfire)
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A-Bomb: Oh, who is that?
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Sauron. Half man, half dinosaur.
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Has some kind of mind-control power.
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Can drain your energy by touch.
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(sighing)
He probably wants to rule the earth.
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Come, my brothers.
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Let us show them why dinosaurs
are meant to rule the earth.
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Hulk: Yep. What'd I tell you?
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Bet they want to eat us too.
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Well, they can choke on this.
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Come on, A-Bomb.
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Someone's gotta teach you
how to take care of yourself.
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So, big brother here won't have
to keep wiping your nose.
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(A-Bomb scoffs)
'Bout time.
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Pure and simple,
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I'm the only one qualifiedto train the kid.
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Plus, I love that it annoys Greenie.
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You know, we've never been buds, but Red'sactually being really cool to me.
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It sure beats arguing all the time.
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-(screeching)
-(zapping)
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You keep those things off our back
and I'll land us in one piece.
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-(thuds)
-(squeaks)
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I hope this thing has wipers.
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Merry Christmas. Time you learn
how to handle a flying lizard.
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The gamma taser?
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-A-Are you sure?
-Let's make 'em extinct again!
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-(whirring)
-(zapping)
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Don't be shy, kid.
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It's not about quality of shots.
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It's about quantity.
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I can't believe I'm zapping dinosaurs.
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Yeah! Come get some!
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-(laughing and yelling)
-(zapping)
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Ah! Give me your strength, my brother.
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(screeching)
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(hissing)
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(A-Bomb laughing)
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-Hulk: Watch it!
-A-Bomb: Uh! Sorry.
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Red, you know Rick hasn't
been trained on this weapon.
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It's on-the-job training.
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He's never gonna learn from you,
nurse Nancy.
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-(zapping)
-(squawking)
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-(clanks)
-Ah!
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(yelling)
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Rick!
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(A-Bomb screaming)
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(tense music)
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Oh, no.
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(grunting)
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This was all your fault.
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My fault? He's the one who fell off.
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(whooshing)
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'Bout time you put on your gamma blaster.
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-(screeching)
-(zapping)
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(both yelling)
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(grunting)
What are those chuckleheads doing?
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(gunshots)
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(yelling)
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(zaps)
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(screaming)
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(dinosaurs screeching)
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-(zaps)
-(both grunt)
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We survived extinction.
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You will not, beast.
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Man's time on this planet is at an end.
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Not on my watch, needle nose.
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-(grunts)
-(crackling)
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Huh?
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(hissing)
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-(grunts)
-(clanks)
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(whooshing)
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The jungle will soften them up for us.
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Now come. We have work to do.
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(screeching)
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Jen, we lost Rick. Have you seen Red?
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-Can we discuss this later?
-(alarm beeping)
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Like, after the crash?
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(whooshing)
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(alarm beeping)
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(rumbling)
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-(whirring)
-And we're here.
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Red, so, uh...
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how are we gonna find the others?
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We'll rendezvous at the objective.
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-But where's that?
-Red Hulk: Over there, Einstein.
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(distant rumbling)
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A-Bomb: Oh, of course.
The giant super volcano.
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Maybe we should go around?
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Lesson one, "face front".
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Always meet danger head on.
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-(zaps)
-(screeches)
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Stick with me, kid, and you'll be
giving old Greenie lessons.
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You know, maybe Red's not sucha big old jerk after all.
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(dinosaur roaring)
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Hulk: That's, what, the third
jump jet we've crashed this month?
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Good news is,
I think I can get it flying again.
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Just need to realign
the turbine thrust vectors.
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Give me an hour.
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No, if we go airborne, Sauron
will know we're coming.
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First order of business,
find A-Bomb and Red.
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Over-protective much?
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They can take care of themselves.
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-Even Rick.
-What are you talking about?
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I'm not over-protective.
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Not over-protective? Ha!
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My cuz wouldn't even let me fightBatroc The Leaper
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when I first became a Hulk.
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00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,035
(chuckling)Rick, I feel ya, dude.
263
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,460
Point is, Rick became
A-Bomb because of me.
264
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,462
I don't want him to make
the same mistakes I did.
265
00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:44,132
-(screeches)
-(thumps)
266
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,748
(distant thud)
267
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:46,834
He won't.
268
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,877
He'll make his own mistakes.
That's how you learn.
269
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,172
You gotta let Rick be Rick.
270
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,330
(grunts)
271
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,205
(rumbling approaches)
272
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,210
-(dinosaurs growling)
-What would scare them ?
273
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,501
Think we found the source of our problem.
274
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,500
You two scout that volcano,
find out what Sauron's up to.
275
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:06,883
I'll find the others.
276
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:10,459
There's no telling what kind of
trouble Red's gotten them into.
277
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:13,212
-(dinosaur roaring)
-A-Bomb: Awesome.
278
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,706
-Lesson two:
-(weapon cocks)
279
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:21,172
"Smash first, ask questions later."
280
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,630
(roaring)
281
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,959
Well, I'll be a monkey's red butt.
282
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:27,921
(thumping)
283
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,880
(Sauron hissing)
284
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,379
Obey me, you beast.
285
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,043
(high-pitched whirring)
286
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,830
Destroy them.
287
00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:39,077
(roaring)
288
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,075
(gunshots)
289
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,831
Skaar: What lizard people doing?
290
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,205
Whoa...
291
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:51,041
Nothing good. That's for sure.
292
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,129
-(growling)
-(clanking)
293
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,878
She-Hulk: They actually built
a doomsday machine.
294
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:58,169
Hello, doomsday machine.
295
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:01,500
Since when did dinosaurs get so smart?
296
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,173
(sighing)
Well, we're here.
297
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,040
Might as well save the world.
298
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,325
Skaar, slash drill. Got it?
299
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,917
-I'll cover you.
-Skaar slash!
300
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,630
-She-Hulk: And we're off.
-(yelling)
301
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,132
(grunts)
302
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,673
(horn booming)
303
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,583
(dinosaurs screeching)
304
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,575
-(yells)
-(crackling)
305
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,537
(zapping)
306
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,132
-(laughing)
-(gunshots)
307
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,709
(groaning)
308
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,375
(horn booming)
309
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,081
My drill. In danger.
310
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,382
Finish them!
311
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,250
(whimpering)
312
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,127
(panting)
313
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,785
-(gasps)
-Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
314
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,382
(gulps)
315
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,245
Hulk: No!
316
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,421
(belches)
317
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,460
(dinosaur roaring)
318
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,499
Hulk: Hang on, Rick.
I'll get you out of there.
319
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,420
Red Hulk: Fat chance.
320
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,292
(roaring)
321
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,830
(grunting)
322
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,627
Red Hulk: That's how you do it.
323
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:30,539
I leave you alone for two seconds
and you get Rick swallowed by a dinosaur?
324
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,705
So, let's perform a little A-Bomb-ectomy.
325
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,332
-(chuckles)
-(roaring)
326
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,422
Got a better idea.
327
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,500
(growling)
328
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,130
(Hulk grunting)
329
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,787
(thumping)
330
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,246
(Hulk grunting)
331
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,631
Whoa! Whoa, easy, big fella.
332
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,039
-Calm down. Calm down.
-(low growl)
333
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,455
Hulk: That's a good boy.
334
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,785
(warbling)
335
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,083
(belches)
336
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,670
-(groans)
-(squelches)
337
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:10,876
(sighing)
Lesson three: "no more lessons from Red".
338
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:12,749
(squelches)
339
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,584
Dinosaur trying to eat me again.
340
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,827
Aah!
341
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,419
Relax. He's our friend now.
342
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,790
He's free of Sauron's mind control.
343
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,125
Aw. He's a cute little devil, isn't he?
344
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,038
-Who's a devil dinosaur? That's you.
-(growls)
345
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,378
A-Bomb: Spikes and horns and roar.
I love devil dinosaur.
346
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,543
(chuckling)
Yeah, you are.
347
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,542
I told Hulk my armor's tough.
348
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,915
I just rolled up into a ballso devil couldn't digest me.
349
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,832
(rumbling)
350
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,458
Play time's over. Let's move.
351
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,834
(zapping)
352
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,002
-(grunting)
-(clangs)
353
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,423
(both growling)
354
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,500
(dinosaurs screeching)
355
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,416
(distant thud)
356
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,575
Which one stop drill?
357
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,132
Halt, beast man.
358
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,626
(high-pitched whirring)
359
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,289
Sauron: My thrall savage.
360
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,995
(hissing)
361
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,923
(groaning)
362
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,081
Skaar?
363
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,626
-What are you...
-(thuds)
364
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,999
Give me your strength.
365
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500
-(groaning)
-(crackling)
366
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,750
(whimpering)
367
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,333
(both groaning)
368
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,958
Yes!
369
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,832
The global cataclysm is at hand!
370
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,127
Earthquake and fire will destroy
human civilization!
371
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:37,497
-Dinosaurs...
-Are history. And so are you.
372
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,464
-(grunting)
-I'll take Sauron.
373
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:43,172
-You guys take the drill.
-Oh, no. I'll take the drill.
374
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,790
You take Sauron.
375
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,380
-(groans)
-I'm on it, Green.
376
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,252
(whirring)
377
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,630
-(yelling)
-(rumbling)
378
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,329
(growling)
379
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
(rumbling)
380
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,503
(groaning)
381
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,129
(dinosaur roaring)
382
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,753
(thuds)
383
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,285
Traitor!
384
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:16,375
You would defend those
who would destroy us?
385
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:20,289
-(crackling)
-(rumbling)
386
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,754
Gotta put the brakes on this drill, Jones.
387
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,455
-Hey, wait up.
-(both grunting)
388
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,293
Sauron: The final plate
is about to fracture.
389
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,462
The end of your world is at hand.
390
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,627
(laughing)
391
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,252
(Hulk Roars)
392
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,917
-(whirring)
-(groaning)
393
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,213
-Sauron: Such power.
-(crackling)
394
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,671
I have never felt anything its equal.
395
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,290
(groaning)
396
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,920
-(roaring)
-(rumbling)
397
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:09,332
-Red, you gonna stop this thing, or what?
-(groaning)
398
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,830
Working on it.
399
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,291
Let's see.
400
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,455
If I was a reverse lever,
which one would I be?
401
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,038
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe!
402
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,285
(cranks)
403
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,670
(cranking rapidly)
404
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,667
Ooh, I'm good.
405
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,577
Stop them!
406
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,245
-(zaps)
-(groans)
407
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,825
No!
408
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,540
(A-Bomb roaring)
409
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,423
(zapping)
410
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,670
Red!
411
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,380
(rumbling)
412
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,578
(groaning)
413
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:52,212
Hang on, Red.
Time to put my armor to the test.
414
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,001
(whirring)
415
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,713
(A-Bomb groaning)
416
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,497
My drill!
417
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,003
-(thumps
-thuds)
418
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,285
(growling)
419
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,077
(babbling)
420
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,248
(whooshing)
421
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,245
(wheezing)
No. All my power.
422
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,705
Burned away.
423
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,712
You're done.
424
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,252
Well done.
425
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,668
(gasping)
426
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,710
-My brothers. I've lost control of them.
-(screeching)
427
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,670
And they've come for me.
428
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,630
Sauron: You'll pay for this, Hulk!
429
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,169
Hulk: That's one pterodactyl
turning chicken.
430
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,753
(scoffs)
431
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,668
-(rumbling)
-(fire bellowing)
432
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,206
(rumbling continues)
433
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,583
Rick?
434
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,920
Rick!
435
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,543
-(rumbles)
-(grunts)
436
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,535
He... didn't make it.
437
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,169
No.
438
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:07,132
Ah, I was just messing with ya.
(laughs)
439
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,330
(groans)
440
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,037
Yeah, I figured, you little punk.
441
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,748
Let's get out of here.
442
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,000
(rumbling)
443
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,285
You did okay, kid.
444
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,250
For a rookie.
445
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,381
All thanks to my training, of course.
446
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,248
What training was that?
447
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,791
No, no, no. To be fair,
I did face the danger head-on,
448
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,125
but only after I took a moment
to think things through.
449
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,252
-Best of both worlds.
-You did good today, Rick.
450
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,830
Oh, yeah!
451
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:40,577
Who's a full-fledged, card-carryingAgent of S.M.A.S.H.?
452
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,127
That would be moi. Da bomb.
453
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,328
That's my name. The A-Bomb.
454
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,041
I said you did good today.
455
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,875
There's still tomorrow.
Training center. Ten minutes.
456
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,383
Aw...
457
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,920
-(roaring)
-(rumbling)
458
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,455
Why did we bring that thing back?
459
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,252
We already have a dog.
460
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,751
(slurping)
461
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,834
Huh?
462
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,208
Hey, A-Bomb. Your next training mission
463
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:08,631
will be to train "Red Rover"
to go to the bathroom outside.
464
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,420
He just left souvenirs
from the savage land
465
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,210
all over Red's bunk.
466
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:17,003
(growling)
467
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:20,001
I realize I gotta let Rick be Rick.
468
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,383
He needs a chance to spreadhis wings before he can fly.
469
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,247
She-Hulk: That's what I've been saying.
470
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:26,882
Just... You mind?
471
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:29,169
I'm trying to have a private moment here.
472
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
Sheesh.
473
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,790
- Hulk out.
-(static)
474
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,959
(closing theme music)
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