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(tense music)
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(groaning)
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(grunting)
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Hulk: Can't keep hiding forever.
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Time for you to step out of the shadows.
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(dings)
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So, you coming?
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Ultimate Spider-man, ready to go.
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Uh, where exactly are we going?
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(grumbles)
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Spider-man... Being labeleda menace is getting to him.
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And I know how that goes.
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Figured I'd bring the kidto meet my support group.
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(chomping)
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This is your support group?
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Spidey! Check it out, Hulk fans.
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I can't believe we got
the Amaze-ball Spider-man on the web show.
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Say what now? These cameras
follow you everywhere?
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Yeah, and you're just in time
for our gut-buster burrito-eating contest.
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I'd better not.
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My delicate arachnid constitution.
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Plus, I have reservations
at the grown-ups' table. Peace out.
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Jameson: ...trusted news sourceJ. Jonah Jameson here...
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This is it? We're playing cards?
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(groans) it ain't cards, it's poker.
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Jameson: ...Green goliaththe Hulk is even worse...
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Grab a chair, wall-crawler,
and I'll deal you in.
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Who plays poker in a mask?
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It's an unfair advantage.
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Ah. I understand.
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Kind of a newbie at poker.
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Kid sits next to me.
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Huh? Ugh!
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Gee, thanks. I guess.
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As if this city wasn't suffering enough
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with our own masked menace Spider-man,
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the rampaging monsterknown as the Hulk has been spotted.
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Imagine if the twobecame a regular team-up.
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Lock your doors!We're looking at threat level orange!
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(grunts)
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-(thudding)
-(electricity crackling)
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Nice! That's how I'd do it too.
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My Spidey-sense is tingling.
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Yeah. That hand stinks.
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No, it's... (groaning)
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Okay, who's the party crasher?
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Don't know, don't care.
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So let's smash it already!
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(all scream)
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Nobody trashes my poker night!
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It's clobberin'...
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-She-Hulk: Ben!
-Thing: That's it!
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(zapping)
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Uh, Hulk?
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Is this part of the game?
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No, it's not.
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(theme music)
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(groans)
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Spider-man: What do we do now, Hulk?
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Hulk: Time to smash. (yells)
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(crashing)
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(bystanders scream)
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(grunts)
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Yeah, sure. Go hang out with the Hulk.
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Play some cards. It'll be a hoot.
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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It's the Hulk!
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-Run for your lives!
-Let's get out of here!
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(all screaming)
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Come on! Hulk's the good guy.
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Let 'em run from me.
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Gets them out of harm's way.
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-(firing beam)
-(groaning)
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(grunts)
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(whirrs)
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(grunting)
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(yells)
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Hey, leave some for us!
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(groaning)
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(screams)
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Whoa!
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That thing,
it just zapped all our friends!
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No. Look up there.
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I'm betting that thing teleported them
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into that spaceship or whatever it is.
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Why did we get left behind?
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Don't know, but we're gonna find out.
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(tense music)
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Hello? Hello?
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Dang it! I can't get a hold
of the Fantastic Four or the Avengers.
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Probably got them, too.
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Let me guess.
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We're just gonna fly up there
and go in blasting.
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Yup.
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Well, don't just sit there, web-head.
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Man the weapons!
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Less talking, more shooting.
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Just like a video game, except "game over"
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really is game over.
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(blasting)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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Ew! Smells like Hulk ear.
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(retches)
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(boosting)
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Hulk?
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Big gun, Hulk. Hulk?
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I see it!
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Well, turn!
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(boosting)
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(zapping)
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Spider-man: You are unclear
on the whole turning concept.
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Hulk: Bought enough time to get you
into a spacesuit, didn't I?
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Spider-man: Yeah, She-Hulk's spacesuit.
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Thanks a lot.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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It's the closest thing we have
in your size.
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Besides, it's a good look on you. (laughs)
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Hilarious.
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What do we do first?
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Shut down the tractor beam
or rescue the beautiful princess?
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Will you shut it?
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-(Spider-man grunts)
-Stay behind me.
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Don't get hurt. And be quiet.
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Yeah, 'cause you're as quiet
as a little green mouse.
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Spider-man: Whoa. You were right.
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They're all here.
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The Fantastic Four, the Avengers.
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Hulk: And my agents of S.M.A.S.H.!
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Paralyzed in some kind of prison bubbles.
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(zapping)
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Spider-man: And what is that?
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(whirring)
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(crackling)
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Spider-man: And there's the Thing.
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The Collector: Magnificent, isn't it?
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Every major hero,
including many rare and unique ones,
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most in mint condition.
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So what are you, some kind of collector?
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I'm The Collector!
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And I know who you are.
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The rampaging Hulk
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and the masked vigilante Spider-man.
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I've researched this planet to learn
which heroes to collect.
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From monitoring your trusted
information dispenser J. Jonah Jameson,
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it's clear that you two do not qualify.
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I don't qualify as a hero?
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You can't listen to anything
J. Jonah Jerkface says.
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I mean, wolverine?
Wolverine is a hero and I'm not?
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That guy runs around stabbing people!
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And he smells like wet dog,
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which in itself is a punishable crime.
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You're letting them go now!
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(grunts)
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Ooh! That looks like it hurt.
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(zaps)
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(grunts) Yep.
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The Collector: You're not heroes.
You're menaces.
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(chuckles)
Undesirable and in poor condition.
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You're not collectible
and you have no value.
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Spider-man: Oh, not the trash chute!
(grunts)
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(groaning)
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(Spider-man screams)
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Menaces indeed.
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But look at these interesting
gamma-powered variants.
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The red one, the blue one,
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the primitive one.
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And even a rare female variant.
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(laughs)
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And they're all mine.
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(both grunt)
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Oh, how humiliating.
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And of course,
it's all been caught on camera.
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(door opens)
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Spider-man: Whoa!
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Oh, great. Someone turned up the heat.
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That's not another teleporter.
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No, it's a disintegrator.
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(whirring)
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(both grunting)
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Note to Spidey, next time
the Hulk takes you into space,
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don't go.
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Too late now.
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Figures. I put on a mask,
try to be a hero,
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and get thrown out with the garbage.
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A mask doesn't make you a hero.
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It's the guy beneath it.
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(groans)
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(machine whirring)
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(grunting)
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Oh, this is not good!
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(crackling)
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(grunting)
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Spider-man: I've got an idea! (grunts)
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(Spider-man groaning)
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You think those puny spidey webs
are gonna hold my weight?
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(Spider-man groans)
These puny spidey webs will hold,
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but my super-springy slingshot
is only gonna work
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if you're strong enough
to get us out of here.
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Status update, bug-man. I do strong!
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All right. (grunts)
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Hulk, anytime now. Hulk?
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Okay, now!
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(Spider-man screams)
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(Hulk groans)
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-It worked.
-Of course, it worked.
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I wish J. Jonah Jerkison was around
so I could rub it in his face.
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Been there. Kids gotta learnyou can't control how people see you.
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You can only control the things you do.
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The Collector: Ultra rare, this hero.
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So valuable, in near mint condition.
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Fitting he's the last of my acquisitions.
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Now, it's time for phase two.
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-Spider-man: Phase two?
-Hulk: Stay here and watch my back.
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I'm on it.
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(grunts)
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(alarm blaring)
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Hulk: Stop!
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Guys, he's coming back!
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My precious collection!
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What are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
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-A-Bomb: Oh, hey, who did that?
-(all groaning)
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What died?
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It was me. Revenge of the burrito.
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Hey, I was stuck in there with it.
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Ugh! Makes me want to climb back
into my pod. Ugh!
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My collectibles! Out of their packaging!
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You're no longer in mint condition
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and more trouble than you're worth.
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(zapping)
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This way. We'll have
to come back for the others.
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Wait for me!
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Perhaps I'll salvage
some meager value from you
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once you're in pieces.
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(Hulk roars)
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Probes,
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hunt down and exterminate
those defective collectibles.
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It's time to execute my plan
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to make my collection priceless.
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Make his collection priceless?
What does that even mean?
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(all grunt)
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Work it out later.
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(panting)
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Spidey coming through!
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(all groaning)
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We gotta go back.
We can free the Avengers...
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Hulk: No time!
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Spider-man: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-Cover us!
-Spider-man: Whoa!
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Okay, will do!
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(grunts)
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(gunshots)
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(laughing)
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(thudding)
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(Hulk grunts)
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(both grunting)
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(gunshots)
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Okay, what's our plan?
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Well, our favorite
fully-articulated space hoarder said
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he'd make his collection priceless.
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So how do you fix it
so your action figures are one of a kind?
264
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You wreck everyone else's.
265
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,334
Or you wreck the place they came from.
266
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,500
You mean that maniac
is going to destroy the Earth?
267
00:12:56,917 --> 00:13:00,377
Yup. We have to find out
what he's gonna use and smash it.
268
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:03,039
Look for a big cannon, a giant robot...
269
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,504
Spider-man: A really humongous bomb?
270
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,205
(beeping)
271
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,245
That'll work.
272
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,582
Hulk: We don't have much time before
this firecracker pops the Earth.
273
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,170
So what? I can disable it.
274
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,627
A-Bomb, you help him.
275
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,289
Both: I gotta work with him?
276
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,205
(both grunt)
277
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,921
Spider-man: If the probes are after us,
the collection room might be unguarded.
278
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:29,745
Good point. Jen, use the teleporter
to beam the others out of here.
279
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:30,714
Skaar will cover you.
280
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,787
All right, Shaggy, you're with me.
(Skaar grunts)
281
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,205
Spidey, you're with me.
282
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,669
Really? You want me with you?
283
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,134
I mean, sure.
284
00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:43,252
If you need me for the big throw-down,
I'm in.
285
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,880
People underestimate the webhead.
286
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,170
He's just a kid but he's tough.
287
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,080
Handy in a fight. And he's smart.
288
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,421
Let's do this thing.
289
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,248
Get this party popper open
and cut the blue wire.
290
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,543
Or is it the red wire?
291
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:58,495
Will you zip it?
292
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,464
I disposed of ordnance in the military.
293
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,632
It just requires a little bit of patience!
294
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,787
-Neither of which...
-Shut up!
295
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,455
I'm trying to concentrate! (grumbles)
296
00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,042
Yeah, let's see, green...
297
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,380
Blue.
298
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,458
Red!
299
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,382
(grunts)
300
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,128
(beeping)
301
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,580
Uh.
302
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,247
This bomb is making me mad!
303
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,673
(grunts)
304
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,040
I don't think that's working.
305
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,708
(clanking)
306
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,250
-Red Hulk: Quick, hide!
-A-Bomb: All right, all right!
307
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,917
(grunts)
308
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,461
(whirring)
309
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,421
Skaar?
310
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,287
See that thingy there?
311
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,495
No smashy-smash.
312
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,383
We need it to get back to Earth.
313
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,083
Skaar know. Skaar not dumb.
314
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,126
-We need a distraction.
-(roars)
315
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,290
(grunts)
316
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,379
Skaar is awesome.
317
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,707
I mean, he's a wild dog, but he's awesome.
318
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,955
(grunting)
319
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,168
(grunts)
320
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,922
Great. The controls.
321
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,960
Sure, just use the teleporter, he says.
322
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,500
Beam the others out.
323
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,785
What about the part
where I don't read alien jerk language?
324
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,745
Maybe this?
325
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,125
(groaning)
326
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,665
(yells)
327
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,793
Oops. Maybe not.
328
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,789
(beeping)
329
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:09,535
Hulk: Kill him!
330
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,707
Whoa!
331
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,828
(groaning)
332
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,078
I'm okay.
333
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:21,669
No, I'm not.
334
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:25,753
I could hear your footsteps
from a galaxy away.
335
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,543
Think of how valuable my collection
of earthlings will be
336
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,625
when they're the last ones left alive.
337
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:37,287
No one on your planet wants you.
So why should I?
338
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,500
You are unworthy.
339
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:43,293
You are making me angry,
you obsessive little twerp!
340
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,785
Obsessive little twerp?
341
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,037
(both groan)
342
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,375
(both grunting)
343
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:03,331
(both groaning)
344
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,287
(beeping)
345
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,625
A-Bomb: How's it coming, Red?
346
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:07,999
(grunting)
347
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,423
Ha-ha! Now we're cooking!
348
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,920
Cut the red wire and disarm this baby
349
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,042
in no time.
350
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,747
(rumbling)
351
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,075
Red? The bomb's gonna drop.
352
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,456
Red Hulk: I'm working on it!
353
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,125
(tense music)
354
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,921
Have you lost your mind?
355
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,670
No, I found the answer.
356
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,040
I smashed the door thingy,
so they can't open.
357
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,165
The bomb can't drop.
358
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:48,579
You're welcome.
359
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:51,541
Oh, so it'll blow up in here!
360
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:55,035
With us! Great idea, kid. Great idea!
361
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,875
So...
362
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,416
Maybe we run for it?
363
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,165
(beeping)
364
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,997
(grunting) She-Hulk: Come on, come on!
365
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,963
Has to be some way
to shut that thing down.
366
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,674
We're running out of time here.
367
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,170
(device boosting)
368
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,290
(grunting)
369
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:17,251
I needed that.
370
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,170
Yeah! Smashy-smash!
371
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,125
Whoo! (laughs)
372
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,288
(both grunting)
373
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,455
Ow!
374
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,462
Organs squishing...
375
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:31,292
Kid, I might not be a hero, but you are.
376
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,750
New York City's lucky to have you.
377
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:38,788
I'm sorry no one ever got
to see your true hero self.
378
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,455
What is he talking about?
379
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,785
What does he mean, "true hero self"?
380
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,035
Everyone knows a true hero
isn't the costume,
381
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,665
but the guy beneath the mask.
382
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,210
Yeah, but you knew that, right?
383
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:52,829
(groans)
384
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,463
There's a hero underneath here?
385
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,170
This I must see for myself.
386
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,040
And are you ever in for a treat,
387
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:05,915
for I am the amazing, spectacular,
ultimate Spider-man!
388
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,382
No.
389
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,375
You're just some mundane
adolescent earthling.
390
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,459
(groans and growls)
391
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,423
Nothing special at all!
392
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:19,785
That's the point.
393
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,785
(Hulk screams)
394
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,165
(The Collector groans)
395
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,957
You hear that coming a galaxy away?
396
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:32,131
Never thought your giant green
ninja skills would come in so handy.
397
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,038
I never thought your ability to talk
would come in so handy.
398
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,625
Sorry for you folks at home,
399
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,709
but my identity has to remain a secret.
400
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,792
(beeping)
401
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,670
Only got seconds before kablooey.
402
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,921
Jen, get us out of here!
403
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,130
Teleport hub's online.
404
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,748
I think I can send everyone back
in one shot.
405
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,460
Spider-man: Hey, I think it's working!
406
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,133
(screams)
407
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,830
-Hulk: Where have you two been?
-Red Hulk: Saving your butts!
408
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,037
(zapping)
409
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,037
(groans)
410
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,285
(beeping)
411
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,288
But, my collection.
412
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,415
(explosion)
413
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:43,497
Whew! Nick of time.
414
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,377
We all present and accounted for?
415
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,578
Everybody.
416
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,285
Plus one.
417
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,745
I was wrong about you.
418
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,205
Despite what I've heard,
you're not menaces.
419
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,631
We never saw ourselves as menaces.
420
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,959
And we aren't.
421
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,881
You've proven that you are among
the greatest of Earth's heroes.
422
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:09,709
Next time, I'll come for you first.
423
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:14,331
Uh, and that's a good thing, how?
424
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,499
Hey, night's still young.
425
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:17,753
We could finish our poker game.
426
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,924
Or you, me, Skaar, and Hulk
427
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,710
have a late night
gut-buster burrito-eating contest.
428
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,792
What do you think?
429
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,290
Hulk: Twenty-five burritos and counting.
430
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,710
(chomps)
431
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,825
Hulk out. (burps)
432
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,667
(closing theme music)
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