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-GRUFF VOICE:
-The city sleeps.
But with the Chosen One gone,
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evil will not rest for long.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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This realm needs a new hero.
Watching, guarding, poised...
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Oi.
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What you doing?
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Do you have any idea how long it's
taken me to get the babies to sleep?
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It's a litter of 32.
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And they can rest easy this night,
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for I am the winged warrior
of justice!
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The feathered face of fair play!
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I am... The Bird.
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-And I'm The Bee!
-NORMAL VOICE:
-I don't know this man.
-Shh!
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I don't... But I'm your trusty
-companion.
-No, you're not!
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Well, don't be like that.
Stop following me.
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I'm only trying to help.
-Go away!
-Shh!
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PUPPIES MEWL
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BARKING
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HE SOBS
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Far, far ago the ancients wrote upon
the scrolls that dark forces
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would sweep our realm until
only Yonderland remained.
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But they telled also of a saviour,
come from a distant world
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to save us from the shadows!
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Allegedly.
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'And there's castles and hills and
lochs and sheep.'
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Honestly, Debs,
something tells me
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you're going to love it here.
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What about all the crime?
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Remember that thing we watched, with
-all the gangs?
-What, Braveheart?
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That was like 100 years ago. You're
-not getting cold feet, are you?
-No.
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Although we will in Scotland.
Minus 27 in 1982, apparently.
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Look, Debbie, as I said to you on
our wedding night -
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stop worrying and prepare
to be excited.
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The house is on the market,
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I'm looking for a place up here
- what is there to worry about?
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-Ahh!Ahh!
-Who's that?
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Erm, the plumber. There's a problem
with the toilet. How's the ballcock?
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-Bit personal.
-Oh, Debs, he's back.
Oh, let me listen.
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BAGPIPES PLAY
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Look's like Cuddly Dick's got
control of the press.
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Oh, you're kidding me.
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Pete, I'm going to have to go. Pete?
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Pete?
BAGPIPES CONTINUE
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-Pete!Brilliant.
-Pete!
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But Dick was always our friend!
How could he do this?
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I don't know, but we're safe here.
It is the perfect temperature.
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-Oh, please.
-Sorry.
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And I do love these
crunchy crapples.
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Ah-ah, they can't be good for you.
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Nothing tasty ever is.
-And don't lean on the pipes.
-Sorry.
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Guys, you can't stay here.
I'm moving house - remember?
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If Cuddly Dick is saying that you're
all traitors, then you need to go
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back to Yonderland and prove
that he's wrong.
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You need to stand up for yourselves!
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But what if we're not safe there?
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, we weren't doing impressions of
you if that's what you think,
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because we weren't.
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I know, why don't you go back to
Yonderland and see
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if it's safe for us to return?
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After all, the people
love you, Debbie.
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Eh, I'm down here.
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Oh, yes, sorry, my mistake.
OK, fine.
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I'll go back and see how the land
lies, but you stay out of sight.
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And no poking around the house,
under any circumstances.
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"Under any circumstances"(!)
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THEY LAUGH
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You've got to admit that's good!
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..question where the money's going.
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But the new taxes ARE necessary,
to fund my...
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To fund research.
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Sorry, do you mind if I just...?
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Well, then we shall crush
any protests.
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No, we need to find
a way to keep this cuddly.
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Negatus, would you be able to
advise...?Me? Yeah, sure.
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I always find the best way to deal
with unrest is to go in hard.
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No, would you be able to
advise housekeeping
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that we need some more napkins?
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SNIGGERING
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-Oh.
-Oh, and empty that bin,
would you? There's a good boy.
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I know exactly what's to be done,
I shall call a press conference.
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I will deal with this personally.
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Sorry, sir.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh-ho-ho-ho, you're all so funny,
aren't you?
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I know what you're doing!
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And you can blooming well stop it!
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Ooh.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, you've done it now! Cos I quit.
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And ignore the signs I've put up in
the hallway, I hope you DO slip.
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LAUGHTER AND JEERING
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-What kiss?
-Just sexing it up a bit.
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'Now, I am aware that there is some
disquiet about the new taxes,
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'but I'm afraid I've discovered
some irregularities'
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in the accounts of the
previous administration.
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Particularly in
the Chosen One's expenses.
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What expenses?
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Now, obviously she's wonderful and
it would be terrible
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if we discovered that Debbie had
betrayed us all,
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but the figures do speak
for themselves.
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Seriously,
who's going to believe this?
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Stupid cow,
I knew we shouldn't trust her. Boo!
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BOOING
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Don't pull out, don't pull out.
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Oh, great(!)
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Let me make one thing absolutely
clear - whatever has happened,
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I want to cuddle you all.
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Mmm.
TOWNSFOLK COO
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The cuddle may be painful at first,
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because it involves the
raising of taxes...
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QUICKLY:..and the closing of
schools, hospitals and theatres,
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but you can read about how it is all
Debbie's fault in my new book.
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Oh, what a pack of lies.
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A Pack of Truths, available in all
bookshops, good and bad.
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I'm going to buy that right now.
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Quite right.
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And in other news,
singer Sanga Sexpants,
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famed for such songs as
Where's My Baby?,
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Bring My Baby Back and...
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He's turned the whole realm against
-me.
-And bang goes my book deal.
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-BOTH:
-Tavern?
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Well, look who it is. Going to put
these on expenses, are ya?
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This is insane.
A minute ago I was the Chosen One.
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Are memories really that short
-around here?
-Well, they, uh...
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What was the question again?
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BELL TOLLS
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GLASS SMASHES
AND PEOPLE SCREAM
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SINISTER CHUCKLING
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THEY WHIMPER
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Hey, fellas, come on, please, I
don't know what you expect me to do!
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Get all the cash out the till,
and step on it!
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OK... Cash here.
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What are you doing, you idiot?
This is a robbery.
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You said, "Step on it."
This is perfect, Debbie.
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Go and sort it out and show everyone
we're still the good guys.
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Save your book deal, you mean.
No. But also, yes, please.
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OK.
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I thought I could smell something.
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Looks like this nest is full of
rotten eggs that need...
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..removing.
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I am The Bird.
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And I'm The Bee!
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-NORMAL VOICE:
-I don't know this man.
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But I'm here to help.
I don't want your help, buzz off.
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-GRUFF:
-Prepare to feel
the force of my feathers!
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Maybe you should prepare to feel
-the force of my fist.
-Why not?
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CACKLING
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Ugh!
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Don't know my own strength. Now, who
else wants some? Why not try this?
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STRAINING:
It's heavier than it looks.
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Huh! Ha!
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-Come on then, let's go.
-Ah-ha!
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HE MAKES KARATE NOISES
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-Agh!
-You're going to regret
the day you...
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Here, take that. And that.
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GRUNTING AND SMASHING
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Stay out!
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Yeah, that's what I thought,
run home to Mommy!
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Not my mommy, your mommy.
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No need to thank me,
justice is its own reward.
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For I am The Bird.
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And I'm The Bee.
Don't know this man.
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Ow!
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Oh, no, that's the third local
business this week he's smashed up.
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That damn bird is worse
than the criminals!
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All right, just calm down.
I am calm, I just talk like this.
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Oh, sorry.
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Does anybody know who this
Bird character is?
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Why should we tell you, thief?
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-BAR CUSTOMERS:
-Yeah!
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Look, if I can find a way to stop
The Bird from smashing up
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the town, would that prove you could
still trust me?
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That Cuddly Dick is lying?
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-ALL:
-Well, it would be a start.
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But he wears a mask on his face,
how you gonna find him?
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Dust for fingerprints,
check security cameras,
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bit of doorknocking.
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Or...just follow the trail
of feathers.
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Oh, yeah, do that.
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Well, sooner or later we're just
going to have to.
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I think it would be OK if it's
just number onesies.
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STOMACHS RUMBLE
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I've eaten too many
crunchy crapples.
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RUMBLING CONTINUES
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Ahh...
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EXOTIC BIRD CALLS
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BELL TOLLS
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-Yes?
-Yeah, I was wondering if I
could speak to the... The Bird?
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There's no Bird here.
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Just a charming millionaire playboy
with legitimate business interests.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Ah.
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Then I fell out of the vat of glue
and into the pillow factory,
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an that explains why
I look like this.
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Anyhoo, gotta get on,
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run some figures up the pole
and see if they walk.
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Because I am a businessman.
Christopher!
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How many times do I have to tell
you? You do NOT come in here.
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Yes, father,
I was just showing Debbie...
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No, no, I don't want to hear it.
-Get out, boy.
-Yeah, sorry.
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Cant stand people who blether
on all the time.
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Mr Paine... They love the sound of
their own voice, don't they?
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Mr Paine... I like men of action.
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That's why I like shooting.
"There she is" - bang, dead, mount.
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Beautiful, aren't they?
Do you shoot?
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Mr Paine, look, I know this is going
to be very hard for you to believe,
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but your son is masquerading as
a vigilante superhero.
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-Oh, I know all about that.
-What?
Ridiculous, isn't it?
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Still, keeps him
out of my hair - idiot.
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But he's causing chaos out there.
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Better out there than in here.
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Business is struggling
enough as it is.
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A lot of hot guff about customers
finding me rude and dismissive!
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Now, go away! Archibald!
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Archibald! Archibald!
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Arch... Ay!
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Archibald,
show these people the door, open it,
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and then throw them out.
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Yes, sir.
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Meet me in the garden in five
minutes, Miss Maddox.
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I have something very important
I wish to share with you.
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So... Here we are again, Negatus.
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An outsider, an exile.
Social piranha.
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BIRD CRIES
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THUMP
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HE SIGHS
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What now, old friend?
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Don't ask me, mate.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa,
who the hell are you?
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I'm you, you idiot.
Do I really sound like that?
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Yeah. Weird, isn't it?
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Listen, I've had an idea, you should
get the band back together.
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What, Hot Eagle?
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No, I think I killed
the bass player.
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No, I mean the demons.
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Cuddly Dick's made you look like
a fool, and you're not,
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no matter what Dad said!
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Time for you to regroup,
get yourself some
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sweet, sweet revenge -
what do you think?
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I think I like the way you think.
242
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,960
But then I would think that,
cos you're me.
243
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,440
Well, yeah, but I'm a slightly
sexier version of you, so...
244
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,840
Ooh, yeah, there she is.
I'm coming back, baby, don't worry.
245
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,800
-I'll see you later.
-Ooh, who's that?
Hey, I want some of that!
246
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,200
That's it.
247
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,160
I'm going to find my demons,
248
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,640
and I will get revenge on that
stupid Dick!
249
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:11,000
Young Christopher has long yearned
for his father's approval.
250
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,280
And when you left the realm,
there was an opening for a hero.
251
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,720
And so, The Bird was born.
252
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,600
His plan is to eradicate all crime
and then reveal
253
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,640
his true identity,
thus making his father proud.
254
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,840
No-one can stop all crime,
he'll just get himself killed.
255
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,800
I fear the same thing, Miss Maddox,
which is why I became...
256
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,480
The Bee!
257
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,440
Oh, God, it's the other one.
258
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,280
You? But you can barely walk.
Nonsense.
259
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,800
Dodderiness is the first thing they
teach you in butler school.
260
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,000
In truth, the royal jelly that my
beloved hives provide
261
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,480
keeps me fighting fit and limber!
262
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,080
Why go to all this trouble? Just
tell Chris to stop being the bird.
263
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,720
He denies it's him,
even to me. Until...
264
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,120
I dunno, ask Clive,
he had them last.
265
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,960
Eh, there's no-one there, mate.
266
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,480
Sorry, I should have said, I can
-also converse with the bees.
-Right.
267
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,120
Oh, we've really got one here.
268
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,920
Until his mission is complete, he
will just carry on being The Bird.
269
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,200
I need...
270
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,240
Well, it must be in the folder with
the car insurance, I'm talking!
271
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,960
I need your help, Miss Maddox.
272
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,320
Look, if Chris won't listen to you,
what can I do?
273
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,440
I don't know how to stop superher...
274
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,080
Oh, have you got a plan to stop him?
275
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,520
Maybe. Next time,
let The Bird go out alone.
276
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,160
ALL: Omm...
277
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,160
Now that your cheques have
all cleared,
278
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,040
it's time to learn the final
lesson of enlightenment.
279
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,840
I want you now to reach
into your past
280
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,520
and visualise someone who
has caused you pain.
281
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,000
-BOTH:
-We see him.
282
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,480
Really? I mean, excellent,
my children, but remember,
283
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,440
he is just a memory come
to torment you.
284
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,080
He's right there.
285
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,120
I know he must feel very
real to you,
286
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,240
but he can no longer hurt anyone.
287
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,200
ALL GASP
288
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,920
Come on, let's get you out of this
mumbo jumbo joint.
289
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,720
But...you abandoned us.
No, Cuddly Dick tricked me.
290
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,600
Something he'll soon regret.
Now, where's Jeffrey?
291
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,880
I'm receiving enlightenment.
292
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,640
HE SHUDDERS
293
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,640
I really don't think you are, mate.
294
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,200
SALOON STYLE PIANO PLAYS
295
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,880
Nobody move, I am The Cat.
296
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,920
No, you're joking, not another one?
297
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,080
And this is a cat...burglary.
No, robbery.
298
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:36,440
Cat robbery. Is that a thing?
I can't look and I can't not look.
299
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,160
You...empty the till.
300
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,840
-No, into a bag, to give to me.
-Oh,
yeah, that makes more sense!
301
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:53,480
Well, well, well, looks like some
kitty cat has strayed into...
302
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,680
a pub.
303
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,400
This day just keeps getting better
and better, dunnit?
304
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,280
You better leave now, pussy cat,
305
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,760
or I'll scare you so hard they'll
have to change your litter tray.
306
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,880
Twice.
307
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,680
For I am... The Bird.
308
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,960
-NORMAL VOICE:
-I don't know this...
309
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,040
Oh, he's got the message.
Yeah, I know who you are, Mr Bird.
310
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,960
It's just that you're
no match for me
311
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,240
without your
precious Bee to protect you.
312
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,240
We'll see about that!
313
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,120
-Agh!
-Stop leaving drinks there,
John!
314
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,320
Sweet moves, cat lady.
315
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,960
Listen, Bird, you're not cut out for
the hero game, give it up.
316
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,440
Never. Try this for size.
317
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,040
PAINED GRUNT
318
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,200
Well, well, look who it is, eh?
319
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,480
Where's your wee, little, furry
friend, eh, birdbrain?
320
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,160
Looks like we need a recipe for
battered chicken, eh, lads?
321
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,680
Well, that's just, like,
breadcrumbs, salt, some sort of oil,
322
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,880
you can use a ground...
323
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,600
Colin, it's a threat. He's clearly
not a real bird, look at him.
324
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,360
O...K. OK.
Whoa, gents, hey.
325
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,040
Me and The Bird here,
we were actually
326
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,320
in the middle of
something, so if you could just...
327
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,600
Ah!
328
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,480
GRUNTING AND SMASHING INSIDE
329
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,560
-What are we going to do?
-Mmm...
330
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,800
What's that?
331
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,680
Master Paine has been embroiled in
a gang fight in a local tavern?
332
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,400
What? Where did you hear that?
333
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,720
WASP SQUEALS
334
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,720
Oh, this charade
has gone on long enough.
335
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,280
I'm going to put that boy
over my knee.
336
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,920
Mr Paine!
337
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,680
THEY GRUNT
338
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,480
-Where is it?
-If you'd just let me...
If you'd just let me, wait...
339
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,040
What is it, man?
340
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,320
I have a great secret that
I must share with you.
341
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,280
I am... Yes?
342
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:55,720
Well, I'm not.
But, eh, very flattered.
343
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,760
HE GASPS
Oh, no!
344
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,040
BIKERS CACKLE
345
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,920
Say bye-bye, birdie.
346
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,400
Wait, wait, wait, wait - let's just
think this through, shall we?
347
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,400
How this all ends, for all of us.
348
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,360
I mean, I'm the victim here, right?
349
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,600
I'm going to get all the sympathy,
compensation even.
350
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:19,000
And what about you guys?
Look around, all these witnesses.
351
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,520
You'll be wanted men.
Jail, possibly.
352
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,960
You can forget about
getting a mortgage.
353
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,720
Well, me and Gwen
were looking to buy.
354
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,160
It seems to me you're putting
in all the effort here,
355
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,560
vis-a-vis kicking and punching
me in the body and head,
356
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,920
and I'm the one who reaps all
the benefits,
357
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,480
and that just doesn't
seem fair to me.
358
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,400
Does it seems fair to you?
359
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,160
-No really, no.
-No.
360
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,600
Didn't think it would. So listen,
guys, what I propose here
361
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,600
going forward, I buy everyone here
a round,
362
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,400
and then we can discuss how to
harness your talents
363
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,360
in a legitimate business concern.
364
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,680
-Yeah?Aye.
-All right.
Farlsberg? Farlsberg?
365
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,360
Have a look at the wine list.
366
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,480
Coming right up.
-Thank you very much.
-Cool.
367
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,680
Nice guy.
368
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,040
Father...
369
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,680
I just wanted to make you proud.
370
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,840
Guess I failed.
I have never been so...
371
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:18,400
..impressed. Those bikers were about
to tear you wing from wing.
372
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,000
I've never seen a negotiation like
-it.
-He's right, that was amazing.
373
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,280
I mean, I could have...
374
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,680
SHE MAKES KARATE NOISES
375
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:31,040
You have got a real way with people.
Which is something you need, right?
376
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,040
Well, that's it, you can save the
business, be my negotiator.
377
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,520
You mean...work with you?
378
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,120
Yeah, I underestimated you, Chris.
379
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,680
We may not be all that alike, but
you are and you always be...
380
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,640
a Paine.
381
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,760
Thanks, Dad.
382
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,440
Oh. Uh.
383
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,080
This is making me marginally less
cross, which is interesting.
384
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:02,400
And problem solved, see?
You can always trust the Chosen One.
385
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,120
I thought you'd left Yonderland.
386
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,880
Yeah, well...
387
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,240
Things change.
388
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,320
Ho-ho-ho, yes. Excellent.
389
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:23,640
With the gang back together I'll
finally take my ingenious revenge.
390
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,360
Oh...
391
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,520
HE TUTS
392
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,360
No. You forgot the S.
393
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,720
Huh?
'The other end, you idiot.'
394
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:39,680
Honestly, you want something doing,
you have to do it yourself.
395
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,120
Give it here!
396
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,000
So why didn't you do it
in the first place?
397
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,040
To ensure I wouldn't get caught.
398
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,360
This isn't how it looks.
399
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,600
CELL DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS
400
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,080
PRISONERS SHOUT
401
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,520
So...they put you in with Mr Big?
402
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,720
HE WHIMPERS
403
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,920
HE LAUGHS
And meet my associate, Tiny.
404
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,640
-DEEP VOICE:
-Hello.
405
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,800
GORMLESS CHUCKLE
406
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,600
Surprise!
407
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,200
They flew me home,
seeing as I'm such a big cheese.
408
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,360
TOILET FLUSHES
409
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,120
The hollow throne empties itself!
410
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,520
Oh, hello.
411
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,680
-Bob!
-Hello, Bob. Peter.
You must be the plumber.
412
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,400
Yes.
413
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,040
Like your hair.
414
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,720
-You a fan of Elvis?
-Elvis?
415
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,200
Oh, elves! They're OK.
416
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,960
Just don't lend them any money!
417
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,480
HE LAUGHS
418
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,920
Pete. Hi. You're back early.
Hey, you.
419
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,200
I'm just chatting to the plumber
here about Elvis.
420
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,600
Where's your suitcase?
421
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,400
I must have left it in the cab.
Scuse me, Bob.
422
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,200
Right, it's time to evacuate.
I already have.
423
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,680
I never want to talk about that.
Come on, up, up, quick, quick!
424
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,320
The city sleeps. The Bird has gone.
425
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,760
But new eyes watch over
the realm this night.
426
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,840
This again, is it? Seriously, mate,
if you wake up the babies I will...
427
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,560
Fear not, my friend. For I am but
a buzzing in the darkness.
428
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,000
I am the...
429
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,760
BEE BUZZES
Yeah, all right, but there's
a spare one in the cupboard.
430
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,880
Well, can't Carol sort it?
431
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,040
OK, all right.
432
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,440
Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot.
433
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,720
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
434
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,040
-I'm The Bee!
-Shh!
435
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,400
PUPPIES BARK
436
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,000
HE SOBS
437
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,640
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