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-We should do that curry night.
-Yeah.
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All right, yeah.
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Ruddy turncoats! You were right.
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All seem to think this Cuddly Dick
character would make a better leader
than me. Can you believe that?
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No, I was surprised too.
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I mean, none of us have even met
this Dick.
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Oh, well, suppose I'll just have to
settle for deputy leader.
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ALL GRUNT
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Come on. That's clearly what he
wants.
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Why else would he gather all the
overlords in MY lair?
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-Geographical convenience?
-Because he
sees me as a kindred spirit with
proven leadership skills.
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That's right. Even these stiffs
would have to admit I'd make an
excellent second-in-command.
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Oh, Voltarick... When you look at
me, do you see a number two?
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Yes, I do.
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In the bag, hmp!
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Far, far ago, the Ancients wrote upon
the scrolls
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that dark forces would sweep our
realm,
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until only Yonderland remained.
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But they telled also of a saviour,
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come from a distant world, to save us
from the shadows!
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If we're lucky...
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Right, then - tickets, money,
passport.
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You don't need a passport for
Scotland, Pete.
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It's for HR, or in case I elope,
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because I hear those Glasgowan girls
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really love a senior network
analyst.
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It's Glaswegian, and I'm not sure
they do.
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Now, the kids are staying with Mum
tonight, so why don't you go back
through some of these house details?
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I have looked. They just don't seem
very homey.
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I want somewhere that gives us
everything this place does.
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More or less.
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That's me.
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-No second thoughts?
-No.
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-Time to move on.
-Yeah. Great.
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All right, I'm coming.
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-Ready?
-Yes. And no.
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Whit-woo! Can't do the whistle, but
you look nice.
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Thank you. You too. New suit?
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-And pants. Came into some money.
-Oh,
did your numbers come up?
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I don't know what that means, but if
it's, "Did you get a lucrative
publishing deal?" the answer's yes.
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-I've written a book.
-What?
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"My Time with the Chosen One". Is
this about me?
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Once you've gone I'm out of a job, so
I thought, time to cash in.
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Oh, and I got a few adverts too, so
if anyone asks you if you like
Kenlucky Fried Lizard, just say yes.
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OK.
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It's not too late to change your
mind.
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-We'll miss you.
-Likewise.
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But I have to do this.
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The time's right.
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Come on.
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♪ Thank you, Debbie
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♪ You're still our Chosen Oone
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♪ Now you've killed your twin sister
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♪ Your work
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♪ Is
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♪ Done ♪
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APPLAUSE
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The choir there.
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-Thank you.
-Well, the speeches are
spoke, and the songs are sung.
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So I suppose the time is upon us
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to bid farewell...
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HE GASPS
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..to the Chosen One.
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It's OK. It's OK.
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Embarrassing...
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Now, to remind you always of the
magical talking stick that brought
you to our realm,
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we would like to present to you a
non-magical, non-talking replica,
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what we like to call a stick.
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Stick.
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We do have sticks in my world, but
this is lovely.
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-Thank you.
-Told you. Should have got
her vouchers.
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ALL: Speech, speech, speech!
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Speech, speech, speech!
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Speech, speech, speech!
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Speech, speech -I feel like an
idiot.
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We can get you one. We have loads.
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No, I feel like I'm an idiot for
leaving this place.
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But you brought me here to do a job,
and that job's done.
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So, while I will miss you all more
than I can tell you,
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I know that you're in safe hands
now.
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Aw!
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Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Sorry, was this a robes ON
situation?
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Yes...
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There's a lovely Elfish word for a
loss you can't quite face.
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-Oh, really? What is it?
-I'll tell
you next time.
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I've got something special for you.
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-Is it a splinter?
-Oh, you know me so
well.
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Now might be an appropriate moment
to thank the ever-diligent portal
guardians
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Grintalian, Gobscrew, Grotelli -
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Yeah, yeah, thank you. The book's out
soon, in waferback.
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I hope you all devour it.
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And Nicholas T Stick.
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Not writing a book.
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Who, with his final portal closed,
can now look forward
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to the retirement that he so richly
deserves.
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And let us not forget your endlessly
hardworking Elders.
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Well done.
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They of course took the very
difficult decision
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to cast out the Chosen One whom you
love so dearly.
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ALL GROAN
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What?!
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I wouldn't say cast out. After
talking with Debbie, we thought it
best -
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Thought? Yes, you thought.
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They thought that it was best,
because as you know,
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they do love to do YOUR thinking for
you.
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No-one thinks for me! I think for
myself.
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UPROAR
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I have a bad feeling in my waters.
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And it's not just the kidney stones.
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Pete, hey.
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-Are you there yet?
-Yeah, I've just
checked in.
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-Are you all right?
-Yeah, yeah.
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-Just...missed you.
-Oh, me too.
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I didn't sleep well on my own.
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-Oh, yeah?
-No, I think it's the
pillows in the bed,
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and they sometimes turn the air
conditioning up too high.
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I don't know how to turn it down, so
I end up either freezing or boiling.
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ALL PROTEST
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I cannot understand this growing
outrage,
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tinged with a whiff of burgeoning
rebellion.
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After all, you were all asked to
vote on the eviction of the Chosen
One.
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Are you saying your leaders...
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ignored your wishes?
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It looks that way.
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Gentlemen, say it isn't so.
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Um, if...if...
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Please, please - whatever you do,
don't start throwing things.
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They've started throwing things.
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-Who do we hate?
-Elders!
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-How do we shout that?
-Shout!
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-Who do we hate?
-Elders!
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My friends, I will fix this, but for
the moment you must run. Run!
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I'll knock your block off.
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Huh?
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Brothers and sisters, the time is
now.
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The Chamber of the Elders is ours!
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The Realm is ours!
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ALL CHEER
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Whoo! Come on, yeah!
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Three cheers for His Eminence... No,
four.
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Hip-hup...
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Well, don't just stand there. Go and
get my things.
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THEY GASP
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-I think we lost them.
-Oh, no, look!
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Agghh!
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Turns out shouting, "They went that
way!" works surprisingly well.
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What happened back there, brother?
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Cuddly Dick happened. He's kidnapped
Nick, and turned everyone against
you.
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Don't be ridiculous. Dick loves us,
and we love Dick.
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He's the nicest man in the Realm.
That's what he wants people to
think.
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He's up to something, and we need to
find out what.
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Yes.
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Ah, welcome to our new chamber of
governance.
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It's Dissectus, isn't it? What a
pleasure!
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I hear such good things...all of them
bad.
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-Where are we?
-Old storm drain.
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It'll take us right under the main
chamber.
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I can't see my hands or my face.
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-Maybe it fell off.What?!
-Shush.
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Seriously, if I was to snap in half
while being beaten over your head,
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I'd die happy.
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Come now, my knobbly friend. Why so
dour?
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After all, all your arduous
portal-making days are over now.
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Voltarick, would you be good enough
to look after my aged friend?
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Make him feel as though he's part of
the furniture.
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HE CACKLES
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Mr Dick? Mr Dick sir, Mr Dick?
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Dei Negatus. I'm so looking forward
to toupee... TODAY!
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So looking forward to today, not
toupee.
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Said it again... Please, Negatus,
relax!
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-Sorry, a bit nervous.
-I have a very
special role for you.
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What's that? It's a wollipop!
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It's yours.
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Shall we?
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I was, thinking, your minions...
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Perhaps they'd be happier somewhere
a little less rarefied.
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I see what you mean.
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Well, you heard the fellow...
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Get lost.
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But...
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So, we can see into the Chamber from
here, see what Dick is up to.
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Shush!
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Shut up!
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Shush.
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Oh, yes, that's much better. It
certainly improves the ambiance.
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The ambiance?!
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The ambiance?
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We are overlords.
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Creatures of war, and I will not
serve such a weak and simpering
fool!
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You are an unhappy soldier, aren't
you?
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And I so hoped I'd found a kindred
spirit.
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At least let's part in a friendly
manner.
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Huh? Huh?
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Come on! Come on!
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HE LAUGHS
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Oh, yes...
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Mmm...
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HUMS
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HE GROANS
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HE GASPS
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Anyone else have any concerns? I've
plenty of love to go round.
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No, thank you... All right, actually.
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The people of this realm will wish
to pay for their errors of
judgement.
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But firstly...
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Bagsy the biggest bedroom!
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HE LAUGHS
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-Oh, no.
-What is it?
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-Nick!
-Not the retirement I had in
mind.
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-Cuddly Dick must be stopped.
-We
shall fight to the death.
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-Perhaps a strongly worded letter?
-No,
we need a plan.
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-We need a miracle.
-We need a Debbie.
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Debbie... But how do we get Debbie?
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With Nick up there, and me down
here?
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ALL PONDER
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Hang on. I think I've had an idea.
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HE EXHALES
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Great. Some breath.
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-We're saved!
-No, you halfwit. My
sawdust from where they drilled the
screw holes.
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Of course. If he can blow enough
sawdust down here, I might be able
to make a portal.
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Try again.
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HE EXHALES
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Pete? It's me.
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I hope you like surprises, because I
have just bought...
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a multipack of unlabelled crisps.
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I'll see you when you get back.
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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OK, that wasn't one at a time, but I
think I've got the message.
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So, Cuddly Dick is evil, he's seized
control of the Chamber,
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turned the people against you, and
turned Nick into a bear...?
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-Chair, but otherwise, yes.
-We need
your help, Debbie.
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Yonderland needs you.
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You owe me £98.20.
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Yes!
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Right, if I'm going to help you with
this Cuddly Dick problem, then we
need a working portal,
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which means we're going to have to
rescue Nick.
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Let's turn, shall we, to the little
matter of positions.
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Sitting always gets my vote.
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Crouching's good too, but it can
create thigh burn.
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Positions as in jobs.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool.
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Dissectus, head of defence.
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Voltarick, propaganda.
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Lord Catz... Kill them all.
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National Health for you. Good, thank
you.
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Now, equality. that's something none
of us wants, is it?
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Your Eminence, I can't help but
notice there's a name missing off
the old list here.
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Oh, Negatus!
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As I could have forgotten you!
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The Vice-President.
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Of refuse and sanitation.
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Of what and what now?
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Oh, this is outrageous!
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They can't seriously have given me
one minion.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm the President.
YOU work for me.
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Ha...
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OK, here's the plan. We go in at
night.
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The portal will bring us back out in
the storm drain.
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But there's no telling how long it
will last.
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No going back now.
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The first job, then - we need to
find a way into the Chamber from the
storm drain.
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Can't be done. The only service
hatch opens from the other side,
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and the vents are far too small.
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He's right. Nothing bigger than a
baby would fit through.
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And they have very poor motor skills.
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No, wait, that could work. I have
some little fans.
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-I'm in.
-Oh, thank God.
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The cavalry's here.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Oh, brilliant job. Thank you.
Anything for you, Debbie.
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-So, any chance of a snog?
-No.
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But thank you. You're a good man.
Woman...
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Oh...
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OK.
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There's only one way up into the main
chamber,
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so you can bet it'll be guarded.
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-Kirk.Douglas.Michael.
-Douglas.
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Armed guards who will tear us to
pieces in a furious hail of...
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IMITATES MACHINE GUN FIRE
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BABBLES
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OK, OK. We get the picture.
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So, we're going to need some sort of
distraction, then.
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Not a problem. I have a very
particular set of skills.
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VOICES
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CLEARS THROAT
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SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYS
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Told you. It also works on
livestock.
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Don't look directly at it.
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00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,120
No!
291
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It's left at the statue, and it's a
clear run all the way to the Chamber
side door.
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So then we just have to...
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It's locked!
294
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They changed the code!
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I can solve that. All I need is a
quill.
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One, two, three, four...
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Two, two, three, four.
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No... Three, two, three, four.
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-So what then?
-The only way is up.
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Baby. Sorry, bit over-familiar.
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00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,080
I meant the air vents in the roof.
302
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,360
And how do you propose we get up
there, genius?
303
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,720
Oh, I don't know. Why don't we ask
your mum?
304
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,840
-You want to dance, do you?
-You want
some, because I'll give it you!
305
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,280
Brothers, please! We could always
enter...
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..the void.
307
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,080
-You mean the wall cavity?
-Yes.
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00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,120
What did I say?
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00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,160
GROANING
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00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,360
SPLUTTERS
311
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ECHO
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00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
After you.
313
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,600
OK, now, from the skylight to the
floor is about 90 feet,
314
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640
so whatever you do, you mustn't let
him...
315
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,160
What... It said it was long AND
strong.
316
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,200
Just stick to the bed sheets, OK?
317
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,960
That ought to do it. Now, how do you
stop this thing?
318
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,920
We have to go. That portal could
burn out at any moment.
319
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,120
Yeah. Look, guys, no more
rehearsals.
320
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,160
We're just going to have to hope the
rope holds.
321
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,200
Is there any way to reduce his
weight?
322
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,360
Well, according to my calculations,
there might be a way to reduce his
overall mass
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by nearly 50 per cent.
324
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,440
How?
325
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,720
What about losing the moustache?
Don't push it, mate.
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00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600
OK...
327
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,680
OK...That's it, that's it. I'm
going.
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00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,720
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
329
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,280
How can I show Dick I'm worthy of
promotion?
330
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:51,680
If only I could find a way to
demonstrate my keen eye, sharp wits,
and boundless intellect.
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My Gods...
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Intruders!
333
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,640
It's Dick! Cuddly Dick!
334
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,840
This guy, agghhh...
335
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,640
-Are you sure?
-Yes, sir. They're
here. They've come for the stick.
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00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,960
They're trying to re-open the
portal! Wake the troops. Initiate
lockdown.
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00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,600
The screws are stuck!
338
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,720
SNORING
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00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,720
He's right here, Your Eminence.
Sleeping like a baby.
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00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,080
Stick.
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00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,680
I saw -Cancel the lockdown.
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00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,840
Easy.
343
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,840
I've got him.
344
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
Oh, Gods. It's an idiot convention.
345
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Well, don't be like that.
346
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,600
But I definitely saw -Come on.
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00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,840
That ought to do it. Now, how do you
stop this thing?
348
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,120
We have to go. That portal could
burn out at any moment.
349
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,160
Guys, no more rehearsals.
350
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,200
We're just going to have to hope the
rope holds.
351
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,240
Is there any way to reduce his
weight?
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00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,800
♪ ..it's time to rise up
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00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,840
♪ Get your hands up
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00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,440
♪ Wer'e taking over the game, and if
you're looking for change
355
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,480
♪ I suggest you do the same
356
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,920
♪ Come on, y'all, it's time to rise
up
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00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,960
♪ Get your hands up... ♪
358
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,600
Wait, wait.
359
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,840
Where in realm are we going to live?
360
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,080
I cannot rule while Debbie is still
here.
361
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:51,320
The people love their... CHOSEN One
too much.
362
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Unless...
363
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,360
We turn their love to hate.
364
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,360
Yes. Yes!
365
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,080
This is only temporary, OK?
366
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,120
So don't go making yourselves...
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..at home.
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