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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,173 (whimsical music) 2 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:11,497 (haunting choral music) 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:18,100 (suspenseful music) 4 00:00:22,733 --> 00:00:26,203 (lively banjo music) 5 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,300 - Coolum Tree Exterminators. 6 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,470 Oh, hi Mom, yeah. 7 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,400 No, I didn't forget. 8 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,670 Mother's Day is tomorrow. 9 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:40,000 No, you're looking at the sun setting, Mom, not rising. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,570 You're confused. 11 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:43,697 Yeah, yeah, I'll be around first thing in the morning 12 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,200 to cook you pancakes, that's right. 13 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,300 Yeah, of course I'll bring flowers. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,730 (creature moaning) 15 00:00:53,733 --> 00:00:56,403 No, Mom, I don't hate you. 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,870 That's Sean, your other son. 17 00:00:57,867 --> 00:00:59,797 You're confused again, yeah. 18 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,173 Look, Mom, I gotta go. 19 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:05,097 I gotta clear a row of 15 footers. 20 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,670 Yeah, okay, bye. 21 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,800 (creature moaning) 22 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:17,070 (branch thuds) 23 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,597 - [Man] Hello, I need your help! 24 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,770 - [Woman] My books are reading themselves. 25 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,197 - [Male] My truck's stolen itself! 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,370 - [Female] The costume shelf comes alive at night. 27 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:24,197 - [Gentleman] My glasses are making me see. 28 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,530 (haunting choral music) 29 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,697 - Come on, darling, I don't want you to die, Tiff. 30 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,070 I got a beautiful name too for you. 31 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:41,627 Just like Audrey Hepburn, you're just as beautiful. 32 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,573 I don't want you to die, darling. 33 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:45,797 Just show some signs of life. 34 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,300 I know Banks didn't water you, come on. 35 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:56,067 - Gregor, I am really busy over there with stuff. 36 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:58,097 - Yeah, too busy to water Tiffany. 37 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,700 Now she's dead. 38 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,230 This is what makes me seriously 39 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:03,073 think about us getting a dog. 40 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:06,597 (telephone buzzing) 41 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,070 What is it? 42 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,567 - It's from Kath. 43 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:10,697 - Ah. 44 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,500 - Thanks for the flowers, they're lovely. 45 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,600 Bit confused though. 46 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,130 - Well, that's good, isn't it, eh? 47 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:19,803 Now you'll be able to get your rocks off (laughs). 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,300 - Did you send Kath flowers? 49 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,530 - I said it was you. 50 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:23,973 - Why? 51 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:26,697 - Well, you haven't spoken since last grabbing dinner date. 52 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,700 - No, no, that's not helping. 53 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,600 - Don't worry, she'll love the card. 54 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,670 - What, what card? 55 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:39,097 - A picture of two naked old people jumping into a pool. 56 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,500 (Toby sighs) 57 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,070 Was about freedom or something stupid like that. 58 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,267 - No. 59 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:43,267 - Oh, she'll love it. 60 00:02:43,267 --> 00:02:45,197 - Yep, great, of course she will. 61 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,570 - Well, why don't you text her back? 62 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,867 You do like her, don't ya? 63 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:50,967 - Hmm, I don't know. 64 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:52,067 - [Gregor] Or are ya chicken? 65 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:53,297 - Shh, get lost. 66 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:57,230 (Gregor clucking) (telephone ringing) 67 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:59,333 Hello, Coolum Beach Police, Banks speaking. 68 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,300 Sorry? 69 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,973 You've been attacked by a tree? 70 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,497 - What type of tree? 71 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,830 (suspenseful music) 72 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:12,433 - So, is that your whole statement? 73 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:15,273 That ah, the universe is taking revenge on you, 74 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:16,927 because you kill trees for a living? 75 00:03:16,933 --> 00:03:18,603 - Not the whole universe. 76 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,070 Just the tree that attacked me. 77 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:21,927 - Silly me. 78 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:22,873 - Took me spray pack too. 79 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:24,367 - Did it? 80 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:26,497 - [Gregor] Hey, Banks, you better check this shit out. 81 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,670 - Not you, Ed, not you. 82 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:34,067 Policeman, victim, investigating, convalescing. 83 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:38,067 (suspenseful music) 84 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,327 Did you plant this? 85 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,273 - I cut trees down, mate. 86 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,727 I don't plant them. 87 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:51,503 - (sniffs) Oh, do you smell that? 88 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,700 - I think the tree hit Ed so hard 89 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:57,300 that he might've um, eh, number twoed himself. 90 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,230 - [Ed] Do you guys smell that funny smell too? 91 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:01,073 - Poor bugger doesn't even know it. 92 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:06,973 (haunting choral music) 93 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,270 Did you texted back Kath yet? 94 00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:15,797 - No. 95 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,530 - I understand (chuckles). 96 00:04:17,533 --> 00:04:20,273 Be pretty hard to follow my limerick (laughs). 97 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:22,127 - What, what, you wrote her a poem? 98 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:23,873 - A limerick is not a poem. 99 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:27,267 - Oh, God, what did you say? 100 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,427 What did you say? 101 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,803 - Em, there was a young lass from Angina. 102 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,930 - What, Jesus, no, no, no, Jesus. 103 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:34,173 You, you honestly wrote that? 104 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:35,967 - Well, could I just tell you the last bit? 105 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,197 - No! 106 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,730 (tires screeching) (both grunting) 107 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:43,733 (Toby grunting) 108 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:46,333 (man groaning) 109 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:51,633 Hello, hello, can, can you hear me? 110 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:54,397 Ah, I'm a police officer. 111 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,870 Um, can you tell me what's happened here? 112 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,927 - I was hit by a tree. - What sort of tree? 113 00:04:57,933 --> 00:04:59,373 - I didn't see. 114 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,797 I stopped to take a piss. 115 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,500 - Hey, hey, hey, Jesus, don't be boorish. 116 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,830 - Sorry, well, I was going number one. 117 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:09,133 I heard something like, like breathing. 118 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:12,073 When I turned around, a tree took a swing at me. 119 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,897 Knocked me out cold. 120 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:14,930 I just don't know why it would attack me. 121 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,633 - Did you leave your truck open? 122 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:21,273 - Oh no, oh no, it's gone! 123 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:22,297 - What's gone? 124 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,070 - My mulcher. 125 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,267 - Oh, ah, okay, come, come on. 126 00:05:26,267 --> 00:05:27,667 That's, that's all right. 127 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,327 The most important thing's that you're safe. 128 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,603 A mulcher's replaceable. 129 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,670 - Not this one. 130 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,497 I'm in so much trouble. 131 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,300 I can't get fired again, I can't (crying). 132 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:41,500 - Okay, okay, that's okay, come on. 133 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,800 (man crying) 134 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,070 Okay. 135 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:46,467 - [Man] Thank you. 136 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,467 - You better check this shit out, Banks. 137 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,373 It's the same tree as the other one. 138 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:57,297 - Hmm, oh, same smell. 139 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,930 - Yeah, maybe he's number twoed himself too. 140 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:02,533 - Hmm, yep, I think so. 141 00:06:02,533 --> 00:06:05,533 (suspenseful music) 142 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,427 Oh, ho, ho, ho, it's the soil. 143 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:13,697 - [Gregor] Hmm? 144 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,870 - It's the soil, smell that. 145 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:16,797 - I can't. 146 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,800 - Well, just smell it quickly. 147 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,070 - I can't! 148 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:19,897 - What's wrong with you, just smell it. 149 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,800 - I can't, I'm anosmic! 150 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,530 I can't smell, okay? 151 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:28,803 - Here's my card in case you find my mulcher. 152 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,870 - I've already told you I can't smell! 153 00:06:31,733 --> 00:06:33,833 Just get off me back! 154 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,073 I can't smell. 155 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:36,227 - Okay, I know. 156 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:39,803 (suspenseful music) 157 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,630 - You've got no idea what it's like for my people, Banks. 158 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,803 The stares, the whispers, 159 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,327 being made to sit in the back of the bus. 160 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:52,073 But you, you learn to cope. 161 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,197 You sharpen your other senses. 162 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,670 That's why I do my eye exercises every morning, you know? 163 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,327 (mysterious music) 164 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,633 - Yep, yes, I know those ones. 165 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:05,203 Look, Gregor, I'm, I'm sorry you can't smell. 166 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,600 - Well, the next time you yell at me 167 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,530 when I park in a disabled spot, think again. 168 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,873 Now here, I want you to smell this. 169 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,327 (Gregor sniffs) 170 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,673 Now, relax, son, close your eyes and concentrate, now sniff. 171 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:19,497 (Gregor sniffs) 172 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,330 (Gregor groans) 173 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,333 What do you smell? 174 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,603 - Ugh, manure? 175 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,300 - (scoffs) Focus, son, focus. 176 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,070 You need to smell deeper. 177 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:29,867 Is there a trace of herring, or a note of herring? 178 00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:33,397 (Gregor sniffs deeply) 179 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,070 - Ah, it, actually, I think I do. 180 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:37,067 - Sulfur? 181 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,527 - Yes, definitely. 182 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:39,773 - Good, good, what about licorice? 183 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:42,097 - No, not, not licorice, um (sniffs deeply). 184 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:44,867 - What? 185 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,530 - Cinnamon. 186 00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:50,867 - There's only one florist in Coolum 187 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:54,297 that mixes herring with sulfur and cinnamon. 188 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:58,167 (suspenseful music) 189 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:05,873 - Adrian's Enchanted Florist, ah. 190 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:07,327 (knocking on window) 191 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,673 (haunting choral music) 192 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,167 Ah, we might have to try him at home. 193 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,497 - No, this is his home. 194 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,400 He used to live here with his mother till about a year ago 195 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,900 when she passed over. 196 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:27,400 Now he lives here all alone, masturbating. 197 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,073 (thunder rumbling) 198 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,767 - Well, he's not here now. 199 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:34,267 We'll have to come back in the morning. 200 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,867 (glass crashing) (Gregor grunting) 201 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,127 Gregor! 202 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:40,973 - [Gregor] (laughing) A beauty! 203 00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,197 - Gregor, far out! 204 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,430 You're breaking and entering. 205 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,573 - No, we're breaking and entering. 206 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,967 - No, we are leaving now! 207 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:51,467 - Banks, there's a tree on the loose. 208 00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,867 - Adrian has done nothing wrong. 209 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,827 He's just, ew, (sniffs), oh. 210 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,133 - Ah, you can smell it, can't you? 211 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,303 I told you Adrian's got something to do with this. 212 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,600 - Doesn't matter, it does not matter! 213 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,100 We can't be doing this! 214 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:07,130 Okay, I'm gonna leave an apology note for the door. 215 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:10,073 (thunder crashing) 216 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:17,367 Ah, is this the card that you got for Kath? 217 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,527 - Yeah, similar, but mine was funnier. 218 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,073 You can see his wang (laughs). 219 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,630 - [Toby] Dear Adrian, sorry Gregor threw a bin at your door. 220 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,603 - So this is where it gets its food. 221 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,800 - Where what gets its food? 222 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,070 - The tree, it needs soil. 223 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,430 - Do not go back there, Gregor. 224 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,103 Gregor, do not go back there (sighs)! 225 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,073 (Gregor grunts) (flashlight thuds) 226 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:46,067 (suspenseful music) 227 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,970 - [Gregor] You better check this shit out, Banks. 228 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:57,827 (Toby groans) 229 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,803 - Gregor, what did I just say? 230 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,300 What did I just say? 231 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,630 Did you just break something else? 232 00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:04,833 The stolen mulcher. 233 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,130 It's Adrian, he's been doing this? 234 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,600 - I always thought he was human. 235 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,630 - He's not a tree. 236 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,573 He's a criminal. 237 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,527 - Yeah, a criminal tree. 238 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:17,173 - [Toby] Why would Adrian steal a mulcher? 239 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,367 - Well, maybe he's cutter. 240 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,667 You know, a self-harmer? 241 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,127 Probably weeding himself right now. 242 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,703 - Gregor, Adrian is not a tree. 243 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,700 (creature moaning) 244 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,130 (branch thuds) (Toby grunts) 245 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:33,603 - [Gregor] Banks, Banks, Toby Banks, are you awake? 246 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,233 - Hmm, what? 247 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,403 - We have to loosen these ropes. 248 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,100 Reach into me pocket and you'll find me lucky charm. 249 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,003 Eh, not that lucky charm. 250 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Me jacket pocket. 251 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,100 (Adrian humming) 252 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,370 - Adrian? 253 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,300 Listen, you, you could be in serious trouble for this. 254 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,400 You, you've just assaulted a police officer. 255 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,100 - Yeah, and a night security man. 256 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,230 - I'm not here to harm you. 257 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,303 I'm here to save you. 258 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,930 - Are you gonna save me too? 259 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,130 Please, save me first. 260 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,433 - I'm gonna save everyone. 261 00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,403 - (chuckles) Thank heavens. 262 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,670 - Adrian, what're you talking about? 263 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:26,667 - Everyday, you murder, rape, and burn down trees. 264 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,130 - I do not rape trees. 265 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,903 - Is that why you eh, you assaulted 266 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,770 the tree lopper and the mulcher guy? 267 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,267 - They got what they deserved. 268 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,397 And I can't have their kind around tomorrow. 269 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,200 - Mother's Day? 270 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:43,933 - Yes. 271 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,897 - Put it back. 272 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,697 - Adrian, what happens tomorrow? 273 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:55,670 - Tomorrow everyone in Coolum will turn into trees. 274 00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,073 (Gregor chuckles) 275 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,067 - I knew this was gonna happen eventually. 276 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,867 - Really, how, how did, how did you know that? 277 00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:07,967 - Ah, I just been thinking about it. 278 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,497 - Good, good use of time. 279 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,373 (thunder crashing) 280 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,297 (plant whimpering) 281 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,073 - Thank you for your sacrifice. 282 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,167 It won't be forgotten, my darling. 283 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:28,067 (machine humming) 284 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,667 (suspenseful music) 285 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:47,227 - Adrian, you don't look well. 286 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,833 What kind of plant is that? 287 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,073 - [Adrian] I don't know its name. 288 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,067 - [Toby] Where, where did you get it? 289 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,627 - I found it about a year ago. 290 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,973 Mother's Day was coming up, 291 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:59,797 and I was looking for something different to surprise her. 292 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,233 Even though she hated surprises. 293 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,073 I found this little beauty on the side of Mount Coolum. 294 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:05,867 It was special. 295 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:10,897 It was like it had just fallen out of the sky. 296 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,400 I knew Mom would love it. 297 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,230 I knew it, I felt it, and she did. 298 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:19,573 (chuckles) But then something strange started to happen. 299 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,927 Mom started to get sick. 300 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,233 - Uh, I'm sorry, Adrian, ah, my mom got sick too, 301 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,733 and I know what it's, it's like. 302 00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,133 It's hard to see someone you love go through so much pain. 303 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:29,973 - How dare you! 304 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,297 - Oh, right, sorry. 305 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,930 - Something beautiful was happening to her. 306 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,773 The tree was helping her to evolve. 307 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:40,767 She was becoming one of them, a beautiful, voluptuous tree, 308 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,403 and now, so am I. 309 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,230 - Oh. 310 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,373 =- I'm becoming a tree. 311 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,173 - Wow, ugh. 312 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,373 - I've seen this before. 313 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,597 - Where have you seen this before? 314 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,730 The Hardy Family, you don't know 'em. 315 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,833 - I've extracted liquid from its branches. 316 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,270 Then tomorrow when the mothers of Coolum get their flowers, 317 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,067 the flowers will be sprayed with this, 318 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:07,067 and then when they sniff the flowers everyone will turn. 319 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:10,427 The whole of Coolum will turn into trees (chuckling). 320 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,403 - Oh, sounds great. 321 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,870 Nice, ah, all right (clears throat). 322 00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:18,467 Adrian, I um, I don't know what's wrong with you exactly. 323 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,097 - That was a European death knot. 324 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,330 - But um, you're not well and I'd like to help you, 325 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,973 but first I'm, I'm just gonna have to arrest you. 326 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,597 - Come any closer and I'll pull the trigger. 327 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,530 - Don't provoke him. 328 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,503 Don't provoke him, mate! 329 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,300 - I'm warning you, stay back! 330 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,200 My God, look at you. 331 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,700 What a beautiful tree you will make. 332 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,930 - No! 333 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:41,073 (liquid hissing) (Gregor grunting) 334 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,597 - Come on, what, seriously? 335 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,130 (Gregor coughing) 336 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,073 Turn around, I'm gonna cuff you now. 337 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,727 (Gregor coughing) 338 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,833 Gregor, Gregor, Gregor. 339 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,673 - I told you to stay back. 340 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,927 (Gregor grunting) 341 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:56,273 (haunting choral music) 342 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,203 - You see, it started. 343 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,070 - Adrian, Adrian, he needs medical help. 344 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,797 - I'm sorry, but this stage is particularly hard, 345 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,230 but it's worth the suffering. 346 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,603 He'll be the first to turn. 347 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,300 The first spruce in the glades. 348 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,870 - Please, he's old. 349 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,097 - I'm 47. 350 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,700 - [Neil] Morning, Adrian! 351 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:26,233 - Sarge, Sarge, Sarge, we're in here, help! 352 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,703 (Toby grunting) 353 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,930 - [Adrian] Shut up, don't make a sound. (Toby grunting) 354 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,827 - Yo, Adrian! 355 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,600 - Happy Mother's Day, Sergeant. 356 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,070 - Happy Mother's Day, Adrian. 357 00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,267 Sorry to pop in. 358 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:45,097 I, I saw your door was broken, what happened? 359 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,730 - We've got a bit of a possum problem. 360 00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:50,703 - Really, they did that to your door? 361 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,730 - Yes. 362 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,703 (suspenseful music) 363 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,630 - Don't you worry. 364 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:56,803 I'm working night and day 365 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,200 to overturn the Protected Species Act. 366 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,370 With any luck we'll be skinning 367 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,867 the little bastards by Christmas. 368 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,467 (Adrian gasps) 369 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,097 Now, ah, I know I'm a bit early, 370 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,800 but I was hoping to pick up my flowers for Mom. 371 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,800 - Of course. 372 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:16,527 - (chuckles) This is great. 373 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,467 (chuckles) That too, thanks. 374 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,100 (Adrian clears throat) 375 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:26,900 Adrian? 376 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,130 - [Adrian] Yes? 377 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,803 - You look terrible. 378 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,500 - It's the stress of Mother's Day. 379 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,667 - I understand, your mother was a very attractive lady. 380 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,730 - Thank you. 381 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,370 (Toby grunting) 382 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,297 Possums. 383 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,130 - Really? 384 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,373 - Yes. 385 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,367 - They're here now? 386 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,067 (Toby grunting) 387 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,797 The best way to handle them is to grab them by the tail, 388 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,070 and then swing them into a wall. 389 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,767 - [Adrian] No, Neil, please wait! 390 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,197 (Toby grunting) 391 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,630 - Banks, what're you doing here? 392 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,073 (bat thuds) (Neil grunts) 393 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,597 - [Toby] Sarge, Sarge, wake up. 394 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,103 (Neil groaning) 395 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,930 (Gregor coughing) 396 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,530 - What've you done, Banks? 397 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:17,803 - Gregor is sick. 398 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,897 - I'm turning into a tree (coughing). 399 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,100 - He's poisoned him, okay? 400 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,930 He's not listening to me. 401 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:24,773 You're the Sarge. 402 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,597 He'll listen to you. 403 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,533 Mm hmm. 404 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:29,403 - [Neil] Mm hmm. 405 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,370 - [Toby] Mm hmm. 406 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,567 - [Neil] Mm hmm, mm hmm. 407 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,097 - Sarge, please. 408 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,970 - I don't wanna disturb him mid bouquet. 409 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,067 - Sarge! 410 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,367 - Shh, shh, shh. 411 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,767 Now, Adrian, you listen to me. 412 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,733 You listen to me. 413 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,697 You listen to me. 414 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,800 You listen to me, Adrian! 415 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,070 (Neil whimpering) 416 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,200 (crying) You said it was possums (crying)! 417 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,530 Possums, you said possums (crying)! 418 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,967 - [Gregor] (coughing) I think I'm turning. 419 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,897 - Don't worry, I'm gonna get you out of here. 420 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,600 Adrian, he needs a drink. 421 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,070 He's gonna dehydrate. 422 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,797 You wouldn't deprive a tree of water, would you? 423 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,300 - Forgive me, of course. 424 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,333 (suspenseful music) 425 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,700 (Adrian and Toby grunting) 426 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,367 - Sarge, grab the backpack! 427 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,967 Grab the backpack! 428 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,597 - There were supposed to be possums! 429 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,230 - [Toby] (grunts) Damn it, Neil! 430 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,703 - It's all right, son. 431 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,200 I'll be with you always. 432 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,330 We'll be the start of a beautiful forest together. 433 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,333 (suspenseful music) 434 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,473 - [Woman] Hello, is anybody inside? 435 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:11,367 (crowd chattering) 436 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,300 - There's a crowd out there. 437 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,670 What did you do? 438 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,067 - Must've been my tweets. 439 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:21,967 I'm not surprised. 440 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,567 I'm pretty funny. 441 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,697 - What, you mean you've had a phone this whole time, 442 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,230 you haven't told me? 443 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,373 See, this is exactly the kind of behavior I'm talking about. 444 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,767 - Well, how come you haven't got your phone? 445 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:31,797 - I had to hide it to stop you 446 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,500 from texting Kath all the time! 447 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,170 - Kath, why are you texting Kath? 448 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,697 - [Gregor] Have you text her yet? 449 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,800 - Guys, can we just talk about this later, please? 450 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,670 - I'll be a tree later. 451 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,767 - We'll all be trees later! 452 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:41,927 Now give me that phone! 453 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,327 Hey, hey! 454 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,733 - No, no, stop, stop! - You give that to me! 455 00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:48,403 I'm warning you, no! 456 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,200 - [Toby] Sarge, help me! - You almost got him, Banks. 457 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,330 Don't give up now. 458 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,173 - [Gregor] Oh! 459 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:55,827 (Adrian groans) 460 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,330 - [Gregor] Say cheese. 461 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,933 (crowd chattering) 462 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:06,933 - What happened in there? 463 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:09,133 Did he threaten you at all? 464 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,403 - Can I get some help here, please? 465 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,900 - He tried to. 466 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,630 He tried to, but it's safe now, everything's safe. 467 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:18,003 Um, I was able to take control of the situation. 468 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,100 Sorry, are we looking at him or we looking at me? 469 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,600 A bit confused. 470 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,100 If we're looking at me, then we'll go from the start, okay? 471 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,527 Okay, first positions, back, and action! 472 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,833 (crowd chattering) 473 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,273 It's all right now, everything's okay. 474 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,097 I was able to take control of the situation. 475 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,330 - He's been ah, he's been sprayed in the face, 476 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,973 ah, with some sort of a poison. 477 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,697 Um, he's developed a rash and he's coughing quite badly. 478 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,470 - People of Coolum, we will never fail you. 479 00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,367 We will always protect you. 480 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,427 And this is our solemn vow 481 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,433 as your trusted, beloved police force. 482 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,433 There will be no questions. 483 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,403 - [Kath] Banks! 484 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,630 - [Toby] Kath, oh, God. 485 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,403 - [Kath] I saw Gregor's tweets. 486 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,830 - I, I'm sorry I didn't text you back. 487 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,573 And, and listen, about the card. 488 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:04,067 - I know, you can see his wang. 489 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,073 How's Gregor? 490 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,533 - He, he's not good. 491 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,333 - I'm sure he'll be okay. 492 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,073 He's lucky to have you, you know? 493 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,670 - Well, I'm lucky to have him. 494 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,397 He's pretty much my only friend in this town. 495 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,200 - He's not your only friend, Banks. 496 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,200 (light piano music) 497 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:33,897 - Get off me! 498 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:36,467 I'm a fuckin' tree! 499 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,697 - I should probably go to him. - Get off, ugh, get off! 500 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,070 (choral music) 501 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:59,873 Banks, listen, will you make a promise to me? 502 00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:04,467 After I'm gone will you keep taking the strange calls? 503 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,927 - Don't talk like that. 504 00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:09,703 - We helped a lot of people, you and me. 505 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,970 - Yeah. 506 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,367 - You helped a lot of people, Banks. 507 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,497 - Yeah, we did, didn't we? 508 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,330 Yeah, but hey, come on, 509 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,903 you've got a lot of good years in front of you. 510 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,070 You're only 47. 511 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:22,067 - I lied to you, Banks. 512 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,367 I'm not 47. 513 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:25,827 Reverse those numbers, 514 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,403 and add six (coughing and passing gas). 515 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,770 - [EMT] He's losing bowel control. 516 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,067 - I'm self-fertilizing myself. 517 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:36,067 - Just, just, just relax. 518 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,467 You're gonna be all right. 519 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:42,197 - I'm becoming a tree and trees live for a long, long time. 520 00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:49,397 Just plant me where the sun shines on me every morning. 521 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:53,233 Give me a good pruning each spring. 522 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:56,973 And Banks, make sure that you water me. 523 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:59,667 - I will, I will, of course, I promise. 524 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,067 I'll take care of you, Gregor. 525 00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:03,067 - You've been a good friend to me, Banks. 526 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,227 In fact, my only friend. 527 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:14,327 And if you see any dogs pissing on me, shoot them! 528 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,430 (Gregor gasps) 529 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,273 - Gregor (sniffs), Gregor? 530 00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:25,267 (sniffs) Gregor, wake up, wake (crying). 531 00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:28,167 Please wake up, please wake up (crying). 532 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,330 - That'll calm him down till we get him to the hospital. 533 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,670 - He's not dead? 534 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,870 - No, we've had to deal with him before. 535 00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:50,797 He gets a bit handsy, so it's just easier to knock him out. 536 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,930 - Yeah (sniffs), good (clears throat). 537 00:23:56,933 --> 00:23:58,703 Of course, of course (sniffs). 538 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:06,897 (mellow music) 539 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,330 - Banks (clears throat). 540 00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:15,697 I ah, I hope you understood ah, what happened back there. 541 00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:21,873 I just um, I wanna make sure that we're agreed that um, 542 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:27,327 but for a few minor indiscretions, 543 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:31,773 my version of events was all in all accurate. 544 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:39,433 Good, and I'll ah, I'll put in a good word 545 00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:42,297 with the Deputy Commissioner about your behavior. 546 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,130 (knocking on door) 547 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,173 Yeah? 548 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:45,427 - Ah, Sarge, it's on. 549 00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:47,073 - [Neil] It's on, everyone (whistles)! 550 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:52,197 - Store owner Adrian Vine then took the two police officers 551 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,800 and a security guard hostage 552 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,470 using a spray pack filled with toxic chemicals. 553 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,197 An anonymous source has sent channel three 554 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,500 this exclusive footage from inside the siege. 555 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,270 - [Banks] Sarge, help me! 556 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,067 - [Neil] You almost got him, Banks. Don't give up now. 557 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:05,897 - [Toby] What? 558 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,430 - Despite the dangers, 559 00:25:07,433 --> 00:25:09,573 the officers quickly took control of the situation. 560 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,403 Well, at least one of them did. 561 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,400 And in other news. 562 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,730 (telephones ringing) 563 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:18,073 - [Officer] Coolum Police. 564 00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:19,567 - [Police Officer] Um, Coolum Police. 565 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,497 (telephones ringing) 566 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,330 - [Policeman] Coolum Police. 567 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:24,333 (telephone ringing) 568 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,200 - Sergeant Lloyd speaking. 569 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,830 Deputy Commissioner Banks, yes. 570 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,073 Oh, you did, you saw? 571 00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:33,067 Well, it, it (laughs). 572 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,900 No, no, no, no, I know and it's not a laughing matter. 573 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,500 Um, your son is in the room with me, yes, okay. 574 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,427 - [Deputy Commissioner Banks] Toby? 575 00:25:47,433 --> 00:25:48,903 - Yes? 576 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,700 - [Deputy Commissioner Banks] I wanna commend you 577 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,470 on your actions today. 578 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:53,867 Calm under pressure and showed courage 579 00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:54,967 in the face of danger. 580 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,673 You did the force proud. 581 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,427 - Thank you, Deputy Commissioner. 582 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,633 - [Deputy Commissioner Banks] And ah, son, 583 00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:03,703 you made me proud too. 584 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,130 - Thanks, Dad. 585 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,573 - [Deputy Commissioner Banks] You're a good copper. 586 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:09,597 City Branch could do with a few more like you, 587 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,700 so what do you say? 588 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,733 Do you wanna come home and work with me? 589 00:26:14,733 --> 00:26:15,733 (Neil gags) 590 00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:18,273 Toby, hello, hello? 591 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:21,727 Am I still on? 592 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,727 These fucking phones are ridiculous! 593 00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:29,703 Hello, Neil, are you there, Neil? 594 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,400 - [Neil] This is bullshit (crying). Neil, hello? 595 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,300 - [Neil] This is bullshit (crying). 596 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,130 - [Deputy Commissioner Banks] Neil! 597 00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:37,703 (mellow music) 598 00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:04,267 - Happy Mother's Day, son. 599 00:27:04,267 --> 00:27:06,527 - Gregor, Happy Mother's Day. 600 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:07,733 How are you feeling? 601 00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:11,273 - Better, the doctor told me that my anosmia 602 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:13,627 prevented the infection from spreading. 603 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,073 So, I'm not a tree. 604 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,727 - I, I'm glad you're feeling okay. 605 00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:20,173 - Yeah, ah, Mrs. Marilee's told me the good news 606 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,167 about the promotion. 607 00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:22,327 - Yes, Mrs. Marilee's called. 608 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,703 - Yeah, her cats wanted to say goodbye. 609 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,470 - Hmm, right, good. 610 00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:31,797 - (sighs) Well, son, congratulations on the new job. 611 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,070 It's what you wanted. 612 00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:33,797 - Yeah. 613 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,370 - I, I packed your bags. 614 00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,327 The last bus leaves in 20 minutes, 615 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,533 so you better get a hurry on (chuckles). 616 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,533 - Yeah, you know, I, I was thinking maybe 617 00:27:43,533 --> 00:27:45,473 we could have a game of HeroQuest. 618 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,227 - Oh, well, maybe at the bus stop, 619 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,803 but it would be a pretty quick game. 620 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,430 We wouldn't even get past the first dungeon. 621 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:56,103 - No, ah, Gregor, I'm, I'm not going. 622 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,327 I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna stay around for a bit. 623 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:06,173 (light guitar music) 624 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,897 - Shut up, he's not going, forget it! 625 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,900 - Still get paid though? 626 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,930 - Fine, but play something else. 627 00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:15,273 - It's all we know. 628 00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:16,167 (Gregor groans) 629 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,127 (light guitar music) 630 00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:20,933 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 631 00:28:26,067 --> 00:28:28,497 - Ah, this was meant to be 632 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,970 a little going away present for you. 633 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:35,327 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 634 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,173 - Thanks. 635 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,730 You know, um, I've been thinking, 636 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,097 maybe we should get a Beagle to help with clues and stuff. 637 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,770 - Yeah, I'd like that very much, Banks (chuckles). 638 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,627 (light guitar music) 639 00:28:55,633 --> 00:29:00,133 ♪ I've got feet that won't leave this ground ♪ 640 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:09,697 ♪ And I won't walk from this town alone ♪ 641 00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:20,567 ♪ And I've got feet that won't leave this ground ♪ 642 00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:30,627 ♪ And I won't walk from this town alone ♪ 44997

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