All language subtitles for The Erotic Adventures of Zorro (1996)

-Surprised!
- The mayor, is that you?

Your worries change
for pleasure.

You made me
very horny and happy.

Therefore, you should get an extra
bonus at the next salary

-I promise you that.
-You're a smart boss

Now you'll make me even happier.
Come here and kiss me!

What a life jay has. Nothing is happening
here. Diet there is no tension.

You have to be patient.
You will soon meet your dream prince.

You dream. It's just dreams.
I do not think that will happen.

I always come
to live this boring life

Do not be so negative. It's true
that nothing is happening in the village.

But you're watcher, intelligent
and rich. You will be fine.

There are always cavaliers who want
you. But dfet is you who decides.

If I were a man, I would
do everything to get you.

You're too kind to me. I can
do not wait any longer for a man.

You say it's an incredible
feeling in love

That's true. There is nothing
like an upset man.

I advise you to take
a man as fast as you can

Evelina, I like it a lot
you. What should I do without you?

It's easy to like. you.
You are so beautiful and sweet, my girl.

Thanks, Evelina.
You're like a sister to me

-What an honor.
- You're worth it.

It's so wonderful when it smells
roses. I'm finally back home.

There is something wrong.

Sergeant Martinez. I must
get to know your name and who you are.

My name is Diégo de Santamonica.
I'm the son of the owner of the house.

Excuse me. I did not know.

Now I have to ask you
a serious matter.

Why is my house guarded?
of soldiers?

I tan not answer that.

-Who can answer?
-I!

I'm "Captain St. Moritz".
Nice to see you

The same. I want to know direct weather
which has happened to my parents

Both feel great.
They now live in the cottage

Sorry if I'm in a hurry, but I can not wait to see them again.

Before you go, you must meet
the new mayor.

Then they can meet your parents.
Please come in

Mayor, this is Diego,
son of Don Juan de Santamonica.

Welcome home!

Nice to see you. But as I said
before: I want to meet my parents.

I understand you. Parents are coming
always in the first place.

When something interesting happens here,
I'm the last to know.

Don Diego, let me introduce
my wife Maria Sanchez.

So nice. I'm glad it exists
such a beautiful woman in my house.

You are very polite. Don Diego.
It fascinates me.

Do not understand how your parents feel
managed to hide a man like you.

Many men can feel threatened
by a man of your type.

I understand that many are scared.
Unusual to see a new face.

I hope you do not
disappears so quickly.

I do not understand what you mean.
But unfortunately I have to leave you now.

The mayor, Captain ...
Excuse me, I have to go now.

Duty before pleasure. You need to learn
to find the center, son I do.

It uar treuligt to jtrmtas.

How could you talk to him about it
viset? What should he think of you?

Stop, my darling. He is coming
not to believe anything special.

I'm tired, fag is going to ride now.
Do not disturb mature!

I do not like camps right now.
I do not like that he is here.

Do not worry. Why should one worry
for a man with a rose in his hand?

He's a coward, there's a choice.

Why does he have a hard beating?

Please, do not ask me.
I can not answer.

You can trust me.
Tell me what you know.

-He did not pay the tax.
-Va?

- The new mayor is a pig.
-Tell me more

When your papijai was mayor.
of everything different

- He won a gentleman.
-I understand you.

-Take me to my cabin.
-Of course!

-It is a beautiful day.
-Yes. We must enjoy the day.

I know. I can not stand
to sit inside. I'm bored

We have to get home early. You know
how your uncle will be if we're late.

Don Diego.
What a nice thing to see did

I've missed you.

-Diego, my son.
-Mom.

-I am so happy. You are here.
-You look good

-Hi dad.
-My sion, I'm glad to see you.

- I see that there is a big man there now
-Time flies.

I had to
to leave the post office and the house.

I'm not happy to sound at all
the villains rule the village

But the whole thing is incredible. It is
illegal, we have to stop them.

I know that. But I knew nothing
do. They had soldiers with them.

I was surprised. You have no idea
how bad it has been. Bena catastrophe.

You know what I think. I like
not to do things by force.

A path to solution must be thawed.
They make mistakes, they have to understand that.

I left power for
to avoid a bloodbath.

My son. your dad is fighting for
justice, but you must understand ..

The only weapon was to leave
the post sat the people's best.

I understand. In that case, it's just
to wait for them to leave.

We must be patient !. The most important
is that we are together again.

Excuse me, I have to go now.
Good night. mother. Good night dad.

I know what you're thinking, just zero. You are
disappointed in him. It shows on you.

It's better you talk to me.
You have to trust me, my darling.

You have to admit that Diego is like that
He is, thanks to his upbringing.

-You have to be strong.
-You've said everything.

There is no need to try more.
You can not be more beautiful.

I have to try. I want to be it
most beautiful tonight

Why does it have to be that way?
Because I know your secret?

Are you asking me? Have you not seen
him? He's so handsome.

I thought I was dreaming
when I saw him.

You're talking about well
Diego de Santamonica.

He who gave you
the beautiful red rose.

Have you not noticed how
he looked at me?

Now you can not say that it does not
something happens in the village. So exciting!

I know, but there is
one thing that worries me.

One thing I can not do
become happy. You have to help me.

But I have to tell you.
Only you can help me.

Evelina, you know I never will
have loved any man.

If I were to do that to him,
I do not know what to do.

Please Evelina,
teach me to love.

What you want is very difficult for me.
I do not know if I dare to do that.

You have to try too
my behalf!

Okay. First must
you think of one thing.

- Excuse me for not being able to.
-Would you like to continue working here?

First, think about the kiss. To
kissing a man opens new worlds.

You will feel his tongue
and how this moves within you.

The rest comes by itself.
As you feel it. This...

... is the first thing you need to think about.
A kiss lasts as long as possible.

Your whole life can depend on a kiss.
A single kiss can mean everything.

Then you need to know which points
on your body that are most sensitive.

This comes with the time when you
get to know your own body.

You have to move yourself with soft
movements. You must be able to do that.

Then you learn yours. mania to do
the same. There are many men-

-which does. wrong, but there are many
Rvihnor that does not suggest why.

You must always, like fog body,
caress yourself, enjoy yourself.

That way, you will enjoy even more
more of your lover. He is coming-

-atft enjoy, with you thanks
that you feel your body.

Caress yours, Knopp without thinking
on something other than to enjoy.

Enjoy and be passionate about yours
bodies. The rest comes by itself.

It becomes so natural
to follow the will of the body;

You have to learn everything. The more you
can, the more natural it becomes.

This will do
you happy for life.

I guarantee you that. You will
to become good at loving.

You than worth gold. You're beautiful, young
and all men want you

The man who finally deserves you
becomes the happiest in the world.

If you decide for Diego, I wish you luck!

I wish right now that I was one
MAN. I would love you so much.

What is it, darling? You look worried
out. Don't you want to make love to me?

I can not live without you.
But I'm worried right now.

Is it Diego de Santamonica who
causes your concern?

You do not have to worry. You are
stronger, you can do more than him.

Listen to me. You just have to
take it easy now.

This is not how they can continue

The food is too expensive

I'll take this.
It looks good.

We can not even afford to buy food.
It's a disaster

All grapes that are harvested and picked
shall be left to the state.

Dc who do not follow this law,
will be fired!

Mayor
Victoriano Morantes.

Take it easy, calm down, my friend.
You must set up this grant.

"To all citizens of the village:"

"I will help you defeat
Victoriano, the intruder! Z #

Captain, this is very important!

If this is not an important one
case, I'll kill you-

- you'd bothered me
in my own room! What is it?

"To all the citizens of the village:"

"I will help you defeat
Vietoriano, that intruder. Z "

What are you thinking about?
Did you tell me that?

I'm thinking of that man.
I want to know who he is.

He creates hope among them
poor poor. He is not coming-

-to succeed.
He can not defeat Victoriano.

At least he's trying to do something.
We have to thank him.

But I know what you are
really thinking about.

Try to sleep, my darling.

There is a higher power
if takes care of us.

-Do you think we're home tonight?
-Of course, we. does not go that far.

-You are so kind.
- You want me to love you.

Part is so hard to get up
mad this dress

Now we are going to enjoy this day.
It's so beautiful all around.

By the way, why do you worry
before today's dinner? Do we have guests?

Not only that, the pie I prepare
a surprise for you.

What is it about?

-It's a surprise.
-I'm so curious

- Please, tell me.
-No.

Good morning, gentlemen, Excuse me
I'm disturbing, but I have to do one thing.

-What do you want?
-I'll explain to you.

- Please be quiet.
-How dare you? Who are you?

Who I am does not matter.
I'm here for redress.

-If I'm allowed ...
- How dare you? You're a bandit

This is just the beginning,
my friends

You have behaved very well.
I'm very grateful for that.

But I have to be careful the whole tilden.

I hope this is it
the only treasure chest you have.

I'll take it with me then I can
you go without me bothering you anymore

Stay there, take it easy until
I'm gone

that way we all win.

Cursed pigs! I want to see him
death! Do you understand me?

We have to arrest him. This is how it can be
it does not continue. He took all that-

-which took so long for me
to save. What an accident.

In addition, he is an arrogant type.
He showed no shame, no worries.

The mayor, I understand you.
Please, take it easy

I'm gonna solve the problem ...
I have a plan.

Think of the party. The rest I will
handle. Do not worry.

I'm gonna catch that bastard.

There's a lot at stake.
If the governor knows what heffder-

-is it bull with my position.
We need to address this quickly.

Excuse me, uncle.
Are you busy?

No, come in. The captain
is on its way out. right?

What do you want, my little girl?
What do you want to say?

It's very difficult for me
to ask you for em service.

Ask what you want.

I want to know if you have bid
Diego de Santamonica?

Obvious. They are one of them
most important families in the village

Diego can be a good man for you.
Perfect, if you two become a couple.

It's good for the family name.
Can you tell me more?

Uncle has thought too far.
I just wanted to ask that.

Excuse me, I have to do it
nice for tonight's party.

What is it, darling? What is it
who worries you? Come, help me.

Tell me. I know you well.
What is it that worries you?

You know what it's about.
It's the bastard,

He took all the money we had.

Do not think about it. We'll be back
all the money somehow.

It's going to be very difficult
to raise so much money.

You are always so negative. You always will
excuse you. You're just complaining about everything.

I'm not complaining. But I'm very
worried. It can go bad for us.

Stop. I can 't hear you.
We have to think about our party.

-Yes, it's our wedding day.
- Do you want us to love a little now?

No, Maria. It's the wrong time.
Be guests coming soon.

Dut is so hard to satisfy.
You do not think of anything else.

I have to tell you one thing.
What was that? Let me think...

I think my niece
likes Diego.

-Yes? It's mutual.
-What do you mean?

What a coincidence!
I also like your sister's daughter.

What do you say, Maria?
Stop talking that way!

You know it is, but I do
do not want you to get mad at me.

- Why do you go sore early?
- Sorry, I have a lot to do

I understand you. But remember,
you are always welcome with me.

We will get to know each other
even more. Do you understand me?

I understand, but I'm busy.
I have to go. We meet again.

May I be with you?
We're going somewhere else.

Okay for me, though
others do not, like Hot.

May I ask your one thing?
Can I kiss you?

No not now!
Why do you want to kiss me?

Because I love you so much

Should I believe everything you say?
I also want to marry you.

Look here, do you remember it?

I have always carried your gift with me
with me. Because I love you.

Diego, I want you.
I want your body.

I want you so much! I can
do not wait to make love with you.

Diego,
I want you

Hello Darling!
I see you are horny.

It's me who's coming
to satisfy you.

- How did you get in?
-Your soldiers are idiots.

Let's get to the point. I am
here to give you advice

The best thing is that you immediately
and at your own request terminate you.

What do you say? It's not that simple.
What should the governor say?

I do not care.
You have no right to be here

You're an intruder, the best thing is
that you disappear as soon as possible.

I have to come back
I will not be so kind.

If we meet another bunch
you regret it all your life.

You should take my words seriously.
Go away

Soldiers, take him!

I can not breathe.

-Don Victoriano what's going on?
-He was here

He came here to show me
that he can get in anywhere. .

He said I had to leave town.
You have to arrest him, kill him.

If we do not kill him.
we will have problems.

You told me you
would grab him.

You have to act now. We do not feel
wait longer. He's dangerous.

Quiet. You have to trust me.
I know what I'm doing.

His days are numbered.
He will not escape.

Hurry up! If he comes
here again I'm a dead man.

Give me your money!

Captain, be kind to me.
I have to buy food for my children

-What are you saying? I do not get it!
-Excuse me.

I apologize.
Here you have your money

Do not move!
Get your hands up!

If you excuse me ...
I'll take all the money with me.

I am so grateful for your efforts.
Thanks so much.

Grab him!
What are you waiting for?

-What's up with you?
-I'm just dreaming.

-Do you need anything?
-No, I'm fine now

Stop! Stay, I say!
Good very good.

I'll not disturb so much.

-There is no one here!
-I cheated on you.

You're in my hands now
I want to know the truth about you.

Hero Could not be better
to work for me for the poor?

So? Do you want to fight me?
Who dares? Who's first? You?

Then it's better that I give up.
I'm at your service.

Who would have thought it was you.
Don Diego? It's unbelieveble.

This will affect our family relationship. Is it worth it?

You are crazy.
Really crazy ..

I feel sorry for you.
But I have to kill you.

Your execution
becomes a good example for everyone.

Do you listen to me? Why do you answer
not? are you deaf?

I can not stand him. It does
me gaten that he does not care.

Even though I say I have found
all the money, he does nothing.

What kind of man is that?
He's not a hero, he's a coward.

You have understood me. You've had
lucky so far, but now you'll run out.

Don Diego, you will not succeed
to escape from here. You are dead!

Are you here? Excuse me, I'm tired.
I want to sleep, I want to rest.

Who do you think you are?
You are a pig.

-Go away.
-Fucking man, pig!

I'll kill you with mine only
happens. Come here, I'll kill you.

Don Victoriano, teeth calmly.
We're leaving here

Do not worry

Honey, I have a surprise, too
to fine Zorros gripping.

Jaf is so happy for that.
Show me what you have

Wait here, I'm coming
soon

Here I am!

Please, I have not done anything.
Be nice to me.

It was not my fault. It was the captain
who planned it all.

Please, do not hurt me

I promise
that I'm going to be a good boy

I did not hurt you.
It's the captain's fault. I promise.

Surprise!

It's me, my darling.

It's so exciting to see you
that way. We must love now.

I want you to fuck me with everything
you have to give. Get started

Sure, I'm gonna do what you want.
We will love right away.

I'll fuck you.

I'm so horny, my captain. I want
have you. I want to make love to you.

-Honey, I'll set you free!
-How did you know I was here?

We women know what
to be done

-My darling.
-Come, we can not waste time.

Excuse me, Captain. I know that I
disturbs, but we'll have a duel.

As you wish. But I have to
get my sword.

- I'm gonna kill you!
-I do not think so, but we'll see

This will be
an easy match for me.

Pick up the sword!

-They dance very well, right?
-Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen,
listen carefully now ...

Don Victoriano he something very
important to saw for you.

I ask you to listen very carefully.

What he has to say is a lot
important for us and for the whole country.

I want to say to all of you, to all of you
is here and to the people out in the country.

Circumstances make me not
can continue as mayor ...

I'm very sorry before that.
I liked getting used to your leader.

in the future than the Don Juan
de Santamonica who takes the post.

Your Highness, you must go now.
Your carriage is waiting.

We're not coming
to forget you.

Take your wife with you and disappear.
You are already late.

Shall We Dance?

-Söjtnos, do you want to dance with me?
-Of course I want to dance with you!

I love you.
-I love you too.

I'm not that smart.
but I'm very happy today.

Are you happy, my darling?

Are you not answering me?

I do not hope this
is a dream.

It's not a dream.
That's reality!

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