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Listen, I've gotta step out for a bit,
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I told Stevie if she needed any help...
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Well, where are you off to?
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To pick up the motel coasters.
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Oh, you were serious.
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Yeah, custom coasters
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are a very effective marketing tool.
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Says who?! The guy who
invented custom beer cozies?
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- Coasters work.
- Yes, the last thing we want to do
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is stain these exquisite table tops.
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Moira, you're having a drink,
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you glance down at your coaster,
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it says, "tweet us on Facebook!"
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Or uh, "leave us a review!"
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And you say, yeah, yeah,
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okay, I think I will.
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Is that what it says?
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Yes David, that's what it says,
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you're not the only one
with an online presence.
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- No, no...
- Well, aren't you Mr. Futuristic!
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Listen, we had samples made.
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Take a look.
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There's no address on this.
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Oh, wow!
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Aren't we stuck in the Dark Ages.
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Huh? Let me break it
down for you, junior.
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If they're at the motel
using the coasters,
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they don't need to
know where the motel is.
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Um, I was referring to a web address.
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Or a Twitter handle.
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Oh.
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Hmm, that might be something
you'd wanna put on there.
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Or a Facebook page.
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All right, let me write this down.
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Or a hashtag.
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A hashtag? Is that two words?
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No, it's not.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Hi, sorry to bother you.
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I'm afraid Mr. Rose
has just stepped out,
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He's gone to get coasters.
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Yeah, wait, he said that you
might be available to help.
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- Did he?!
- It's just that we have um,
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a bunch of guests checking in,
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and I could really use some help.
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- Now!
- Now?
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Well then, I am here for you, Stevie.
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Uh, let's see...
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something in a supervisory
capacity, perhaps?
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Then you can work the front desk.
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Ooh, receptionist work
is not my strong suit,
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that's more Alexis' bailiwick.
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The other option is changing the sheets,
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and mattress covers.
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Then I shall keep watch
over this front desk.
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Okay, I'll see you after lunch.
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Alexis, do you mind
sticking around for a minute?
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Okay.
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I'm assuming that you know
why I wanna talk to you today?
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Is it because I was texting in class?
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Uh, nope.
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I wanna talk about your paper.
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There are parts of this that sound like
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they've been written by someone else.
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- Oh my God, thank you!
- No, no, no.
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I'm saying that I
think it's plagiarized.
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Are you sure you wrote this yourself?
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Trust me, if I could've
gotten someone else
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to write this, I would've.
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I definitely wrote this.
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Okay, there are just parts of this
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that make me think that's not true.
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For example,
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"we should begin by scrutinizing
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the duplicitousness of such businesses,
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whose practices, or lack thereof,
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can only be described as untoward."
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Duplicitousness?!
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I can barely say that.
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And untoward?
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Okay, yeah, no, I did not write this.
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Can I see?
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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Can you just look? Can... eyes, eyes!
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Hi. You're gonna write a new paper,
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and I am gonna grade that one instead.
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Otherwise it's a fail.
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Okay, like, I didn't
even choose this font!
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It's horrible.
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_
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Okay, look at her.
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But don't really look
at her, look at me.
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Look at her, and look at me.
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Oh, that's good, that's good, closer.
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Closer.
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Yeah, we had an
appointment this morning.
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Okay, here we go, one, two...
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oh, that was good.
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Uh remind me, are you
here for a photo series,
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or travel planning,
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or our newest service,
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closet organization?
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Um, I'm here to file
my incorporation papers
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for my business.
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Oh, that's right. Patrick!
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Uh, B13.
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Ah, this is for you.
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- Patrick.
- David.
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David Rose, you bought
the General Store.
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Leased.
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Leased the General Store, yeah.
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- That's a big deal.
- Is it?
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Yeah, it's pretty big.
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Yeah, you wanna have a seat?
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Your parents tell me you're very sporty,
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so Will, why don't you grab the paddle,
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and Theresa, a badminton racket?
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So, why don't we start with
the name of the business?
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Oh um, I'm oscillating
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between two names at the moment,
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so if we could just
leave that one blank,
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- that would be great.
- Sure, sure.
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Give you more time to... oscillate.
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Um, business address?
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Okay, so I'm working on that.
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Um, I'm currently staying in a motel,
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and I think it might be
confusing if I gave you
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the address to another business.
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Y-Yeah, for sure.
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We'll leave that blank as well.
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Battin' a thousand here, David.
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I don't know what that means.
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Hey, here's an easy one.
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A brief description of the business.
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Um well, it's-um,
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it's a General Store,
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but it's also a very specific store.
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- Huh.
- And it's also not just a store,
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it's like a place where
people can come and get coffee,
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um, or drinks, but
it's not a coffee shop,
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nor is it a bar.
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Okay, so we're pretty
clear on what it's not.
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Yeah, it's an environment. Um...
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And yes, we will be selling things,
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but it's more like...
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more like a branded
immersive experience.
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Right, I love the buzzwords, David,
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but I do need to put
something down here.
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Okay, you couldn't use
anything I just said?
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I'll tell you what. Why don't you
take these home with you,
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and just fill them
out when you have a...
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a clearer idea of what you
want to do with your business.
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Okay, um...
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I do have a clear idea.
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Oh! You've settled on a name, then?
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Um... you're either very impatient,
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or extremely sure of yourself.
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I threw you a bit of
a change-up there, huh?
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Yeah, again, I don't
know what that means,
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I don't play cricket.
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Look, take this, it's my card,
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and I feel like you will need it.
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Uh, you know what, I think I'm good.
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Um, so thank you for this.
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It's nice to meet you, David.
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Yeah.
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Okay Teresa, remember to breathe!
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I'd like to check in, please.
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Oh my God, where did you come from?
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I said hello twice.
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Well, hello, hello, then.
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Here you go, room three.
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Uh, don't you need my credit card?
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My associates will deal with
all that when you depart.
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Also, how many beds are in the room?
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Two.
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Would it be possible to get a cot,
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or a roll away bed put in the room?
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Oh, you're expecting company?
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No, I use it to lay out my clothes.
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The chest of drawers should suffice, no?
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I like to see all my clothes at once.
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Might the other bed not do?
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Yes...
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Except I haven't decided
which bed to sleep in,
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so that's tricky.
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Really, the cot would be best.
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- A cot it is, then.
- Thank you.
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Oh, and are the pillows
feather, or foam?
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- Yes.
- Sorry, which one?
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- I don't care.
- I'm sorry?
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I don't know!
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I'm not entirely versed on the contents
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of the motel's pillow collection.
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I was just asking.
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And I'm very much looking forward
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to the moment when that stops!
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- Well!
- Enjoy your stay.
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Oh hi, honey!
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How was school?
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Um, not great.
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Jocelyn failed my economics paper.
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What?!
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You worked so hard on that!
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Yeah, which is why
it was super upsetting
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when she said it wasn't good.
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- She what?
- Yeah, she said it was bad.
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No, sorry, um...
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"poorly written, and under-researched."
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Well, that's just not true!
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Well, you have to go
back and tell Jocelyn
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that information was founded
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on practical experience in the field!
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It should've been
founded on my research.
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Oh, well yes, I'm sure...
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Well, your research was all over it.
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Dad, what did you do to my paper?!
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I didn't do anything!
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I didn't do anything with your paper.
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Your laptop was open, I did...
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a little editing, nothing major.
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I've been accused of plagiarism!
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- What?
- Yeah!
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Jocelyn thought I
cheated because "someone"
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used words like duplexity,
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and backtowards!
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- Untoward.
- Whatever!
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And now I have to do
the whole thing again,
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when my original paper was totally fine!
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Well, it wasn't totally fine, honey.
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There was... questionable grammar,
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and a few spelling
mistakes, and I mean...
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- Dad!
- All right, I'll back off.
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Thank you!
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Just out of curiosity,
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did she... happen to say
anything about that quote
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from Lee lacocca?
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That's for you.
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- Those are the clean sheets.
- No, I know.
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Um, so I went to
incorporate earlier today,
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and some guy basically told me
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that my business was a failure.
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- What?!
- Yeah!
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- Who told you that?
- Some guy who's working at Ray's.
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Some guy who's working at Ray's
told you your business was a failure?
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Basically, yeah.
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Oh well, what did he say?
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He told me to come back to him
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once I had a clearer idea
of what my business was.
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And then he told you it was a failure?
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Well no, not like... Not exactly.
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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out
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when he called your business a failure.
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Okay, maybe he didn't
call my business a failure,
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- but it was insinuated.
- Okay.
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So you know that I think
your business is a good idea,
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and you know that I mean that,
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because... I'm incapable
of faking sincerity.
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I'm also just incapable
of sincerity in general.
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Okay, you know what, I'm
going through it right now,
261
00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:39,621
and I actually think that
I might've been the one
262
00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:42,580
that insinuated that my
business was a failure.
263
00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:46,394
Wait, you blew something
out of proportion?
264
00:10:46,419 --> 00:10:47,862
No, what if he's right?
265
00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:52,534
I am sitting on a big, empty space,
266
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,495
and I couldn't even tell him
what I wanted to do with it!
267
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,120
- You're freaking out.
- Uh...
268
00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:59,189
Because you know what you
wanna do with your business,
269
00:10:59,214 --> 00:11:02,150
you have walked me through
it one too many times.
270
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:05,183
So... he was probably
just trying to help.
271
00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:07,944
No, I mean, he was very snippy.
272
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:09,980
Okay, um...
273
00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,425
I found this under the bed in room two,
274
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,318
so do you wanna take a break?
275
00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,177
That's disgusting!
276
00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:18,152
Uh, and yes. Yeah.
277
00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:21,941
♪
278
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:54,809
Hi David, it's Patrick.
279
00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:00,424
I um-was just calling
to run my business plan
280
00:12:00,449 --> 00:12:03,318
uh, by you in a little more detail.
281
00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:06,666
So feel free to give me a call back,
282
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,524
and I will be happy
to walk you through it.
283
00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:11,214
Okay, ciao.
284
00:12:11,494 --> 00:12:14,939
Ciao! I said ciao to that person.
285
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:16,331
Hi Patrick,
286
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:18,566
Yeah, I think I... I
think I called you David.
287
00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,535
Which that's not - that's not your name.
288
00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:22,137
You can just delete that text,
289
00:12:22,171 --> 00:12:24,673
the-the voice-mail
that I left you.
290
00:12:24,707 --> 00:12:26,508
Um, just thought it might be a good idea
291
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:29,577
to give you some background
information about...
292
00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:31,813
the-the store.
293
00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:33,994
It's basically a General Store.
294
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,009
Um, that will support local artists
295
00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:38,820
under the brand of the store,
296
00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:41,289
which-which would
also be my brand-oh.
297
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:44,859
Sorry, I just got a text.
298
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,261
Oh God!
299
00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:47,870
Yeah, the text cut us off.
300
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:51,448
Oh my god!
301
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,809
Well, at least I finished my book.
302
00:12:57,073 --> 00:12:59,674
Moira, what happened this morning?
303
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,743
John, you'd be so proud of me.
304
00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:03,678
I manned that front desk with the vigor
305
00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:06,245
of a wartime radio operator.
306
00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:07,782
Really?!
307
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:09,718
I checked in one whole guest.
308
00:13:09,752 --> 00:13:11,820
Answered his questions, and believe me,
309
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,888
it was a laundry list!
310
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,491
I see, and is there any
chance you might've been...
311
00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,667
a little brisk with this guest?
312
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:20,634
Not in the slightest.
313
00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:22,530
It was a master class in patience.
314
00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:25,150
Moira, I just got an alert,
315
00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:29,673
that someone has posted a
terrible review of this motel.
316
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:30,972
Oh no, John!
317
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,666
Well dear, if I've learned
anything from the theater,
318
00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:35,330
it's whatever they say,
319
00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:36,945
you cannot take it personally.
320
00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:40,070
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this is not about me.
321
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:46,355
"I was served by an intimidating
woman at the front desk,
322
00:13:46,522 --> 00:13:49,973
with an unrecognizable accent,
323
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:52,099
and scary-looking attire."
324
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,030
And what might this have to do with me?
325
00:13:56,056 --> 00:13:58,728
- Moira?
- Oh, that...
326
00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:00,441
fussy little (Bleep)!
327
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,438
After niggling me with
relentless demands!
328
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,306
It doesn't matter!
329
00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,041
Our job is to welcome people,
330
00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:08,676
to make them feel at home!
331
00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:10,044
I did!
332
00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:11,946
John, do you know a better hostess?
333
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,581
You're gonna have to talk to him!
334
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,228
- Apologize!
- You can't be serious!
335
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:19,056
Moira, one bad review
could sink this motel!
336
00:14:19,081 --> 00:14:20,893
We had four good reviews,
337
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,086
and this just brought
down the whole average!
338
00:14:25,027 --> 00:14:26,386
Okay, John.
339
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:29,597
For you I will talk to
that odious little man,
340
00:14:29,632 --> 00:14:31,232
and set things straight.
341
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,768
- Good.
- But unlike him,
342
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:35,395
I will not hide behind the internet!
343
00:14:36,705 --> 00:14:42,377
♪
344
00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:49,659
Hi.
345
00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:52,206
Um...
346
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,023
So I messed up my form.
347
00:14:55,237 --> 00:14:58,027
And I'm going to need another...
348
00:14:58,489 --> 00:15:00,056
form from you.
349
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:02,980
Oh, okay.
350
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:07,702
What?
351
00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:10,104
Nothing, I'm just uh,
352
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,299
I'm so glad you made such
good use of my business card.
353
00:15:13,108 --> 00:15:14,689
I'm sorry I didn't pick
up, I was at a thing.
354
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,910
Well, best you didn't.
355
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:18,166
But I got all your messages.
356
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,748
Ah, um, and just
listened to the first one,
357
00:15:20,783 --> 00:15:22,150
and then erased the rest?
358
00:15:22,184 --> 00:15:23,551
- No, no, no, no.
- No?
359
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,986
No, I listened to all of them,
360
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,498
I kinda had to, to piece them together.
361
00:15:26,522 --> 00:15:27,999
Actually, I played them
for a few friends of mine,
362
00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:29,390
I was at a birthday party,
363
00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:30,869
so there were a lot
of people weighing in.
364
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:32,393
Okay, um...
365
00:15:32,428 --> 00:15:34,929
Just kidding, I didn't
play them for anybody.
366
00:15:34,964 --> 00:15:37,121
I thought the first few
were very humorous, David,
367
00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:39,057
and then I lost interest.
368
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,604
I may have played them
here on speaker phone.
369
00:15:42,638 --> 00:15:44,005
Okay.
370
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:46,207
Can I just get the
paperwork, and then I can...
371
00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:47,719
You know, the good
thing about the messages
372
00:15:47,743 --> 00:15:49,387
was that I was able to
get enough information
373
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,676
to fill out your forms.
374
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,101
Oh.
375
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,683
I wish I could remember.
376
00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:58,052
It's a good idea, your business.
377
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,087
Re-branding local products and crafts,
378
00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:01,589
it's very inventive.
379
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,459
- Thanks.
- And I like the name.
380
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,427
"Rose Apothecary," you know,
381
00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:08,206
it's just pretentious enough.
382
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,899
Would we call that pretentious,
383
00:16:10,924 --> 00:16:13,198
or... timeless?
384
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,971
So I'll call you when I hear something.
385
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,383
And hey, if I don't get a hold of you,
386
00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:19,777
I'll just uh,
387
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,527
leave a message.
388
00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:24,417
Okay, thanks.
389
00:16:25,714 --> 00:16:27,081
Ciao!
390
00:16:40,996 --> 00:16:42,530
Hard at it, huh?
391
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,484
Mhmm.
392
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,589
You know honey, I'm sorry.
393
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,241
I'm sorry for interfering,
I was only trying to help.
394
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,486
Why couldn't you have helped
me cheat in private school,
395
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:56,878
like everyone else's parents?!
396
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,681
Because I wasn't around to
help you cheat back then,
397
00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:01,237
and I regret it!
398
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,042
The not being around, I mean.
399
00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:07,299
And I think that's part of the reason
400
00:17:07,324 --> 00:17:09,666
I wanted to help you cheat this time.
401
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,950
Although...
402
00:17:12,227 --> 00:17:14,128
I don't really consider it cheating.
403
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,763
Mmm. okay, well, it is.
404
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,600
It is, but is it...
405
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:22,408
really plagiarism to take
something your dad wrote,
406
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,900
and put it in your paper,
and claim it as your own?
407
00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:27,175
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
408
00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:28,948
Well...
409
00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:30,845
I'm sorry.
410
00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,902
And I may have
underestimated you before,
411
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,527
but that is certainly...
not the case now.
412
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,893
Thank you.
413
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:43,684
And you know why, honey?
Because you're better...
414
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,370
"than" that.
415
00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:47,441
Thank you.
416
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,669
N-No, you're better...
417
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:51,666
"than" that.
418
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,401
Okay, I'm better then that.
419
00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:55,706
Not better then that, better...
420
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:57,715
than that.
421
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,784
Okay, I don't know what
you're talking about right now!
422
00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,728
All right, well if
you don't want my help,
423
00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:03,511
"than" I guess I'll leave.
424
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:05,146
Okay, thank you!
425
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,902
Okay, I'll see you later... "than."
426
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,702
Bye!
427
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,262
Ugh!
428
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,308
Hi.
429
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,035
The drinks out of this
machine are very cold.
430
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:29,070
- Oh, good.
- Too cold.
431
00:18:29,104 --> 00:18:30,938
When I hold them, they sting my hands.
432
00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,007
We'll have to find you some mittens.
433
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,112
I'm quite prone to frostbite.
434
00:18:35,511 --> 00:18:37,573
I know you wrote that review.
435
00:18:38,144 --> 00:18:40,314
It's my responsibility
to relate my experience
436
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,517
- to other customers.
- Is it?
437
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:46,454
I didn't even mention that the hot
water runs brown for three seconds.
438
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:47,822
All right, I'll agree,
439
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:49,957
this motel could use some improvements.
440
00:18:49,992 --> 00:18:52,827
But your review will scare
off the guests we need
441
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:54,762
to afford those improvements.
442
00:18:54,797 --> 00:18:56,197
I was just being honest.
443
00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:57,448
I see.
444
00:18:57,968 --> 00:18:59,753
Then I suppose I should be honest.
445
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,753
My daughter married a man who
turned out to be her uncle.
446
00:19:04,284 --> 00:19:05,506
I'm sorry?
447
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:08,658
The lowlife uncle she
believed to have been executed
448
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,912
years before by the Indian cartel.
449
00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:12,547
This is all on my ex-husband's side,
450
00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:14,449
I'm good people, and so's my daughter.
451
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:16,918
She had nothing to do
with Raven's accident.
452
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,087
When the Bangalores
finally found Dagger,
453
00:19:19,121 --> 00:19:20,706
and gave him what he deserved,
454
00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:23,324
they threatened to burn down the motel,
455
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:25,526
and leave my pregnant baby penniless.
456
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,261
This motel?
457
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,228
She begged them to let
her keep this place,
458
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,934
and she promised them a cut
of the profits in return.
459
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:34,836
They laughed, and left,
460
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,606
but not without first shaving
all her beautiful hair!
461
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,943
When people ask me, why do
you work here for nothing?
462
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:44,377
I tell them, this is my flesh and blood!
463
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:45,970
I do this for her!
464
00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:48,783
Nothing! She is my everything!
465
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,886
Okay, wow, I had no idea.
466
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,554
I can take down that review.
467
00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:54,922
- Oh, I...
- I'll take it down.
468
00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:56,524
Oh, do what you must.
469
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:09,291
Good morning, Roses.
470
00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:11,560
I just wanted to pop by
to congratulate Alexis
471
00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:13,496
on her economics paper.
472
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,831
Oh honey, that's great news!
473
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,300
Our little woman of academia!
474
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,213
I would love to read
this economics paper.
475
00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:21,871
I will admit that your thesis
476
00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:23,873
of "why shop in store
when you can buy online"
477
00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:25,841
was a little off-topic,
478
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,643
but still a really fresh take.
479
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,136
Thank you.
480
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,914
Well, look at you,
Alexis, acing your paper!
481
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:33,516
Oh, no, no, God no.
482
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,152
I gave her a solid C plus.
483
00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:36,845
Oh, so she did write it herself.
484
00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:38,621
It was a noticeable improvement
485
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,925
over the first paper.
486
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,350
Um well, I should hope so!
487
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,869
Well, m-maybe not a
noticeable improvement,
488
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,659
but um, a different improvement.
489
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,330
No, no, this one was definitely better.
490
00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:51,310
Because no one helped her write it.
491
00:20:52,371 --> 00:20:53,905
Enjoy your breakfast.
492
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,776
Mm!
493
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,199
Have you seen Dad's coasters?
494
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:05,441
"Follow us on tweeters!"
495
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,376
Tweeters!
496
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,765
We're going to get
lots of disciples, dear.
497
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,773
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