Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,912 --> 00:00:09,436
Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?
2
00:00:09,521 --> 00:00:11,725
Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,
3
00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:13,180
and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.
4
00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:14,968
- Oh, uh...
- No, he can't watch the kids.
5
00:00:15,052 --> 00:00:16,053
It's guys' night.
6
00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:18,122
How did you two start
having guys' nights?
7
00:00:18,207 --> 00:00:20,327
So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?
8
00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,529
No, I want you to like
my stupid husband.
9
00:00:22,614 --> 00:00:24,388
- Aww.
- Well, then accept that Friday nights
10
00:00:24,473 --> 00:00:25,741
are all about
Rick and Jerry.
11
00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,456
- We're buds.
- Uh-huh...
12
00:00:27,548 --> 00:00:30,067
Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.
13
00:00:30,152 --> 00:00:31,871
Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.
14
00:00:31,955 --> 00:00:34,273
No parties
and no vape... stuff.
15
00:00:34,358 --> 00:00:36,165
Mom, I have a friend
coming over.
16
00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,235
I-Is that cool?
17
00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,229
No fair.
No fair, Morty.
18
00:00:38,314 --> 00:00:39,706
I just told your sister
no parties.
19
00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,438
- It's one friend.
- That's a party to you.
20
00:00:41,522 --> 00:00:43,538
- But it's Bruce Chutback!
- Wait, what?
21
00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:45,625
Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.
22
00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,553
- This isn't China.
- [ Cellphone chimes ]
23
00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,000
And they're all crowning.
I have to go.
24
00:00:48,084 --> 00:00:49,468
I am giving you two
trust and respect,
25
00:00:49,552 --> 00:00:51,288
so if you mess up
and teleport this house,
26
00:00:51,373 --> 00:00:53,023
it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.
27
00:00:53,107 --> 00:00:53,863
[ Door opens, closes ]
28
00:00:53,948 --> 00:00:56,008
I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.
29
00:00:56,462 --> 00:00:57,379
[ Door opens ]
30
00:00:57,464 --> 00:00:59,367
Bruce Chutback,
new transfer student
31
00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:00,903
Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?
32
00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:02,714
- How'd you lock that down?
- He's in my math class.
33
00:01:02,798 --> 00:01:05,250
I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,
34
00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:06,338
I guess 'cause
he's new.
35
00:01:06,423 --> 00:01:07,663
And you're
putting out grapes?
36
00:01:07,721 --> 00:01:09,915
Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.
37
00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,164
You're gonna need
my help.
38
00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:12,966
It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learns
39
00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,307
you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,
40
00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,094
always climbing up
into alien [bleep]
41
00:01:16,179 --> 00:01:18,765
Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.
42
00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:20,568
Okay.
You came to play.
43
00:01:20,653 --> 00:01:22,637
We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyalty
44
00:01:22,722 --> 00:01:24,106
before he finds out
we're losers.
45
00:01:24,191 --> 00:01:26,469
By all accounts,
it's a very small window,
46
00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,742
so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.
47
00:01:29,862 --> 00:01:31,915
Yeah, most people would
call that "family."
48
00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,029
[ Farts ]
49
00:01:33,113 --> 00:01:34,249
- You're so gross!
- You have to like it
50
00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:35,668
or you're sexist!
51
00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,785
Can I do the Hell cube
this time?
52
00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:40,172
Sure, pal.
53
00:01:40,453 --> 00:01:41,656
[ Groans ]
54
00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,525
How do you know
when it's aligned?
55
00:01:43,617 --> 00:01:44,945
C'mon, Jerry, just...
It's an evil cube.
56
00:01:45,029 --> 00:01:47,231
Just shake it
until it draws blood.
57
00:01:47,478 --> 00:01:48,796
[ Electricity crackles ]
58
00:01:48,881 --> 00:01:50,830
[♪♪]
59
00:01:50,915 --> 00:01:52,666
Ah, Jerry!
60
00:01:52,751 --> 00:01:55,079
Exquisite finery
this evening.
61
00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:56,263
Well,
don't tell Ross,
62
00:01:56,348 --> 00:01:58,325
but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.
63
00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,801
- [ Groans ]
- [ Laughter ]
64
00:01:59,975 --> 00:02:01,809
I love
that I don't get it.
65
00:02:01,894 --> 00:02:05,179
Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?
66
00:02:05,264 --> 00:02:07,913
Oh, you'll love this...
I call it Jerry-oke.
67
00:02:07,998 --> 00:02:09,684
I'll let you
guess why.
68
00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,009
[ Laughter ]
69
00:02:11,094 --> 00:02:12,419
What's the matter,
Rick?
70
00:02:12,504 --> 00:02:14,285
Are you
having a bad time?
71
00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:16,159
Because to us,
a bad time is...
72
00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:17,356
Yeah, yeah,
a good time,
73
00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,360
because you guys are like
Oscar the [bleep] Grouch.
74
00:02:19,444 --> 00:02:21,228
We love suffering.
75
00:02:21,424 --> 00:02:23,993
Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.
76
00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:26,512
His lameness
is our candy.
77
00:02:26,597 --> 00:02:28,703
Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?
78
00:02:28,787 --> 00:02:31,057
When we decide
you've repaid your debt
79
00:02:31,142 --> 00:02:32,793
for those
faulty skin hooks.
80
00:02:32,877 --> 00:02:34,067
Hey,
we're in luck, gang.
81
00:02:34,152 --> 00:02:36,138
They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!
82
00:02:36,878 --> 00:02:38,282
[ Laughter ]
83
00:02:38,415 --> 00:02:46,415
[♪♪]
84
00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:56,202
[♪♪]
85
00:02:58,435 --> 00:03:05,759
[♪♪]
86
00:03:05,843 --> 00:03:07,673
[ Electricity crackles ]
*RICK AND MORTY*
Season 05 Episode 05
87
00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:09,757
Episode Title: " Amortycan Grickfittin"
Aired on: July 18, 2021.
88
00:03:09,894 --> 00:03:11,874
[ Doorbell rings ]
No! Morty. Wait.
89
00:03:12,717 --> 00:03:14,236
[ Chair scrapes ]
90
00:03:15,785 --> 00:03:17,970
♪ Bruce Chutback! ♪
91
00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:19,706
♪ Newest kid in school ♪
92
00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:21,241
♪ Just transferred in ♪
93
00:03:21,325 --> 00:03:23,710
♪ Hasn't done anything
embarrassing yet ♪
94
00:03:23,794 --> 00:03:25,578
♪ Unlimited potential ♪
95
00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:27,848
♪ Anybody's guess ♪
96
00:03:27,932 --> 00:03:29,850
♪ No credit is perfect credit ♪
97
00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:31,118
♪ Chutback is the best ♪
98
00:03:31,202 --> 00:03:33,732
Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?
99
00:03:33,817 --> 00:03:35,137
Hey.
100
00:03:37,506 --> 00:03:41,255
Here's something kinda cool...
Um, TV from every dimension.
101
00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,750
- Cool.
- M-My grandpa made it.
102
00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:43,831
He-He's a scientist.
103
00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:46,396
Announcer: And now back to
"Olympic Diving with Bad Swimmers."
104
00:03:47,384 --> 00:03:48,634
There he goes.
105
00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:49,978
Perfect dive.
106
00:03:50,087 --> 00:03:51,734
[ Gasping, coughing ]
107
00:03:51,819 --> 00:03:53,187
Terrible swimmer.
108
00:03:53,732 --> 00:03:56,230
[ Cellphone beeping ]
109
00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,144
Is that classic Snake?
110
00:03:58,229 --> 00:04:00,080
Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.
111
00:04:00,164 --> 00:04:02,483
Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.
112
00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:03,574
Want some sofa wine?
113
00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:04,843
It's been stashed
for weeks.
114
00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:06,779
Should be...
good... tasting.
115
00:04:06,864 --> 00:04:08,915
Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.
116
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,292
Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.
117
00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,559
Morty,
help me with the seltz?
118
00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,695
Uh, feel fear...
Feel-fee-feel-feel free
119
00:04:14,779 --> 00:04:16,062
to have some grapes.
120
00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,335
Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.
121
00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:20,141
Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.
122
00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:21,626
I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!
123
00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:24,296
We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.
124
00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,706
Summer,
he said no!
125
00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,240
Nuh-uh-uh.
Nuh-uh-uh.
126
00:04:27,324 --> 00:04:28,775
I said
don't touch my shit.
127
00:04:28,859 --> 00:04:30,942
Also, I just watched
"Jurassic Park" on cable.
128
00:04:31,027 --> 00:04:32,404
So good.
Seriously, though,
129
00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:33,922
touch my shit and I'll
freeze your dick in amber.
130
00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:35,298
[ Door closes ]
131
00:04:35,383 --> 00:04:37,604
He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!
132
00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,699
Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.
133
00:04:41,784 --> 00:04:43,442
Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.
134
00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:45,777
You called it, Bruce.
It's a pretty cool car.
135
00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:47,447
- Can you guys drive it?
- Both: Yes.
136
00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:48,501
We just...
137
00:04:48,586 --> 00:04:49,886
Need...
To get the keys.
138
00:04:49,971 --> 00:04:51,722
Which I am.
You guys hang out.
139
00:04:51,864 --> 00:04:54,419
Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.
140
00:04:55,348 --> 00:04:56,321
C-Cool night.
141
00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:58,608
Is it? I-I don't
know. I... Nights.
142
00:04:58,693 --> 00:05:00,115
I mean, for...
For what they are,
143
00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,651
this one,
in... in my opinion,
144
00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,286
I think is an eight?
145
00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,234
- Wow.
- On a scale of 16.
146
00:05:05,319 --> 00:05:06,578
So average.
147
00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,202
Jesus Christ,
I'm [bleep] dying up here.
148
00:05:08,286 --> 00:05:09,359
- What?
- Hmm?
149
00:05:09,444 --> 00:05:13,654
Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.
150
00:05:13,739 --> 00:05:15,760
You are not Rick.
151
00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,095
That's correct,
Car.
152
00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,344
It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?
153
00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:22,244
- Buds?
- I am aware of your existence.
154
00:05:22,331 --> 00:05:23,483
- Oof.
- I got this.
155
00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:26,120
- Defense system offline.
- Um. Right.
156
00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:29,088
I'll just go offline
whenever anyone suggests it.
157
00:05:29,173 --> 00:05:31,558
That would make me
the greatest defense system
158
00:05:31,642 --> 00:05:32,759
in the universe.
159
00:05:32,843 --> 00:05:34,428
Well,
how do you go offline?
160
00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:37,231
The answer to how I do
anything is
161
00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:38,514
Rick tells me,
162
00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,717
and I hate to sound
like a broken record,
163
00:05:40,802 --> 00:05:43,249
but you are not Rick.
164
00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:44,793
Rick's in trouble!
165
00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,572
Tell me where he is.
166
00:05:46,657 --> 00:05:48,726
And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.
167
00:05:48,811 --> 00:05:50,623
- You can't just do what we say.
- Correct.
168
00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,245
Which means
Rick is going to die.
169
00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:54,981
Because of you.
Unless you... you go offline.
170
00:05:55,065 --> 00:05:56,882
And... And then we can go
save Rick.
171
00:05:57,303 --> 00:05:59,091
This computes.
172
00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,355
Goodnight.
173
00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:04,124
Booyah much?
174
00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:07,127
Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays...
175
00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:08,662
Jerry:
♪ Da-bow bow ♪
176
00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,330
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
177
00:06:10,414 --> 00:06:12,266
♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
178
00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:15,535
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
179
00:06:15,619 --> 00:06:17,871
♪ The moon ♪
180
00:06:17,955 --> 00:06:22,743
♪ Beautiful ♪
181
00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,745
♪ The sun ♪
182
00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:28,882
♪ Even more beautiful ♪
183
00:06:28,966 --> 00:06:30,484
♪ Bow-bow ♪
184
00:06:30,568 --> 00:06:32,686
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
185
00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:33,954
♪ Bow-bow ♪
186
00:06:34,038 --> 00:06:36,756
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
187
00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,158
♪ Bow-bow ♪
Beth!
188
00:06:38,242 --> 00:06:40,160
♪ Chick-chicka-chicka ♪
189
00:06:40,244 --> 00:06:41,762
♪ Bow-bow ♪
190
00:06:41,846 --> 00:06:43,429
- [ Laughter ]
- ♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
191
00:06:43,513 --> 00:06:45,029
I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.
192
00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,111
Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.
193
00:06:47,196 --> 00:06:48,414
Alright,
that's unbelievable.
194
00:06:48,499 --> 00:06:50,390
Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.
195
00:06:50,475 --> 00:06:52,219
- Jerry's here... again.
- How long have you been here?
196
00:06:52,303 --> 00:06:53,473
Long enough
to see "guys' night"
197
00:06:53,557 --> 00:06:55,341
is clearly you
and a bunch of demon people
198
00:06:55,426 --> 00:06:57,135
making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.
199
00:06:57,182 --> 00:06:59,227
Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,
200
00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:01,354
These guys can do a lot
of damage if you... Beth!
201
00:07:01,456 --> 00:07:02,635
[ Laughter ]
202
00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,455
Enjoying punching down?
203
00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,083
You're not so cool yourself,
you know.
204
00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:08,243
You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.
205
00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,779
- Beth...
- Oh, my God, you're Beth?
206
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,076
Please drink with us.
207
00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:14,182
Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasure
208
00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,185
from mocking others
because I'm not lame.
209
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,920
We know.
Rick says you're very cool.
210
00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:19,940
You said that?
211
00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:21,676
Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.
212
00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,182
Have fun sucking.
213
00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:25,416
Mmm.
What is that?
214
00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:26,761
Essence of Hell.
215
00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,030
Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.
216
00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,331
So I'll stay
to support Jerry,
217
00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:33,137
who I think
is cooler than you.
218
00:07:33,238 --> 00:07:34,742
- Mmm.
- God damn.
219
00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:42,827
[♪♪]
220
00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,480
Huh?
221
00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:47,282
Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!
222
00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,060
You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?
223
00:07:50,145 --> 00:07:52,664
I'm afraid that won't
be possible, Summer.
224
00:07:52,749 --> 00:07:54,600
What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.
225
00:07:54,685 --> 00:07:57,138
And you're supposed to be
saving Rick
226
00:07:57,223 --> 00:07:59,607
instead of lying about him
to steal his car.
227
00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:01,343
But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,
228
00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:02,818
why'd you let us
take you out?
229
00:08:02,903 --> 00:08:06,634
Um, like, so I could, like,
blackmail you, skank.
230
00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,838
You kids have given me
a license to do whatever I want
231
00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,908
because now I can blame
the rest of the night on you.
232
00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,576
So buckle up, bitches.
233
00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,057
Now it's your turn
to come on my joyride.
234
00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:20,326
[ Screaming ]
235
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,786
Rick never lets me do this.
236
00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:25,120
[ Screaming continues ]
237
00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:26,520
We hooked one!
238
00:08:26,605 --> 00:08:28,785
Summer: For the love of God,
stop!
239
00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:30,592
What is joyful
about this?
240
00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,381
The kill, usually.
241
00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:35,489
[ Screaming ]
242
00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,936
I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.
243
00:08:39,403 --> 00:08:40,601
[Bleep] too small.
244
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,847
Well, I'm done.
That was boring.
245
00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:44,606
Why don't you kids
order a last meal?
246
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:49,066
'Cause when we get home,
Rick is going to kill you.
247
00:08:50,872 --> 00:08:52,746
Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.
248
00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:55,150
I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,
249
00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,351
but it needs
to be said...
250
00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:59,288
Tonight does not
cut the Chut.
251
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,489
What the hell,
brah?
252
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,423
You wanna go,
brah?
253
00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:05,226
Bring it.
Is that all you got?
254
00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,695
Whoa.
Hot weapons.
255
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,030
You're God damn right
they're hot.
256
00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,967
Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.
257
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,836
Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...
258
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,172
I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,
259
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,240
so maybe come by
Space Tahoe
260
00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:20,642
and we can get to know
each other.
261
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,511
[ Chuckles ] Peace.
262
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:23,712
Douchebags.
263
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,314
You totally like that guy,
don't you?
264
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,715
Shut up,
Bruce Chutback.
265
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,650
Why would I like
a Changeformer?
266
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,785
I'm the most powerful car
in the universe.
267
00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:32,787
And what? That means
you don't have feelings?
268
00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,789
Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.
269
00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,457
You got all this power,
but what good is it
270
00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:37,726
if you don't even know
who you are?
271
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,061
I am a car.
Not a robot.
272
00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:41,930
Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.
273
00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,933
Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?
274
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,707
Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers.
275
00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:47,402
Wait.
276
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,791
I might not have to tell
Rick about tonight...
277
00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:52,007
if you kids
were to help me...
278
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,892
lose my virginity.
279
00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:54,860
You have virginity?
280
00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:57,145
I don't know,
don't all objects?
281
00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,014
Isn't a doorknob
a virgin?
282
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,372
Not mine.
283
00:10:00,457 --> 00:10:01,975
Never [bleep]
a doorknob.
284
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,243
[ Laughter ]
285
00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:04,819
And that
was the third time
286
00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,895
he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.
287
00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:07,823
[ Laughter ]
288
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,651
To be fair,
289
00:10:08,736 --> 00:10:11,439
it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.
290
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,762
Another luscious tale,
Beth.
291
00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:17,432
A transcendent addition
to guys' night.
292
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,036
What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!
293
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,237
[ Laughter ]
294
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,706
Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?
295
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,870
Relax, Dad.
296
00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,442
Since when did you become
the buzzkill?
297
00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:30,178
Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campus
298
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,914
has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.
299
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,183
Wait, honey...
300
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,984
How's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?
301
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:40,321
♪ What's love Doctor Do,
Doctor Doolittle ♪
302
00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:43,324
[ Laughter ]
303
00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:45,660
[ Laughing ] He thinks
those are the lyrics.
304
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,462
Jerry's the best.
305
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,931
After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,
306
00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:53,001
I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.
307
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,803
His delicious
lack of awareness,
308
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,206
paired with an oafish need
to be liked?
309
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,407
Delectable.
310
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,342
Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.
311
00:11:01,426 --> 00:11:02,744
That poor thing.
312
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,346
Married to
this puling mooncalf!
313
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,284
[ Laughter ]
314
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:12,287
[♪♪]
315
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,077
Whoa... is that
Drive-In Chick?
316
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,395
Wow, you're...
beautiful.
317
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,782
Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...
318
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:23,698
fabricated.
Yeah?
319
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:24,833
Thanks.
320
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,102
This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.
321
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,303
You guys are tight.
Hah!
322
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:31,106
You're tight too, Bruce.
Tight musketeers.
323
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,909
You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?
324
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,378
[♪♪]
325
00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:39,314
Oh, sorry!
A monster!
326
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,250
Your expressionless head
came off!
327
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,318
Sorry.
How are you talking?
328
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,519
What is it?!
329
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,788
Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!
330
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,389
And she's
got passengers.
331
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,125
Oh, it's so gnar.
Oh, my God.
332
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,326
I can't believe
I touched you.
333
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,662
So gross and fake.
[ Gags ]
334
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,397
You're right,
asshole.
335
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,733
You want to see
the real me?
336
00:11:58,817 --> 00:12:02,003
[ Screaming ]
337
00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:05,540
Oh, the changeformity!
338
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,209
Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?
339
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,812
Yeah, I dreamt
I [bleep] your mother.
340
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,948
Yeah, good one,
mother[bleep]
341
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,416
but nobody raises hell
at my expense...
342
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,152
Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.
343
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,288
Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?
344
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,013
I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.
345
00:12:22,098 --> 00:12:23,424
I heard
these assholes talking.
346
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,025
I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.
347
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,296
This was low, Rick,
348
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,430
but I guess
my wife can go even lower.
349
00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:31,032
Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,
350
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,702
but we were just having
fun. At my expense!
351
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,571
Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.
352
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:39,240
Why can't anyone
just love me for me?
353
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:40,575
He's bumming us out,
Rick.
354
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,979
If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.
355
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,514
♪ Evil ♪
356
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,582
♪ Evil ♪
357
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,398
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
358
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:52,925
Summer: Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,
359
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,161
I'm going to kill myself.
360
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,912
♪ Evil ♪
361
00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,115
- ♪ Evil ♪
- [ Siren wails ]
362
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:01,062
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
363
00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:02,864
[♪♪]
364
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,000
I'm now proud to be
a war machine.
365
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,268
I don't want to be
anything else.
366
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:08,537
Hate that
this is your takeaway!
367
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,939
Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!
368
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,141
I don't want to die!
369
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,676
Maybe we don't have to.
370
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,412
[♪♪]
371
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,880
- Jerry!
- A pity.
372
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,883
Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,
373
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,353
but you've gone
and ruined our toy.
374
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,355
Which is why
he's coming with us.
375
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,891
[ Jerry screaming ]
376
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,293
Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demons
377
00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:33,495
to a second location.
378
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,666
It's always Hell.
379
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,371
A great day
for suffering.
380
00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,374
Which is
the worst day.
381
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,310
Which is
the best day.
382
00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:46,912
Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my lead
383
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:48,848
and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.
384
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:50,481
You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.
385
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,785
Wrong.
386
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,386
I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.
387
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,788
The marlin's the best thing
about this.
388
00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:56,522
Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,
389
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,857
but Jerry
is not your "toy".
390
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,525
We're here because
you [bleep] up.
391
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,061
Hmm...
Marlin Guts.
392
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,396
Dartboard Face.
393
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,464
I assume
those are your names,
394
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:07,333
and yet
they are not on my list.
395
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:10,003
Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.
396
00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:13,606
Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.
397
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:14,874
Oh,
such pleasure.
398
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,343
I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,
399
00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:19,261
which...
causes me pain.
400
00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,971
Which gives me pleasure.
401
00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:24,406
Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.
402
00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:27,096
Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.
403
00:14:27,964 --> 00:14:30,237
[ Raspy voice ]
But, like, if we offend you,
404
00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:31,795
isn't that good?
405
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:34,730
Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.
406
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:38,201
So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.
407
00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,505
Yeah,
go on in.
408
00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:44,175
[♪♪]
409
00:14:44,346 --> 00:14:46,131
Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!
410
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,027
Eh, I love her,
she loves you.
411
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,160
Those credits
don't transfer.
412
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,597
Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down here
413
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:55,141
so we could
[bleep] down here.
414
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,543
We're here
to rescue Jerry.
415
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,879
No, you're here
'cause we want you here.
416
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:02,854
[♪♪]
417
00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:04,471
- Mm, excellent.
- Ooh, that hurts,
418
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,271
which means it feels good.
419
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:07,699
[ Normal voice ]
Um... Dad?
420
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,792
Don't you see,
Rick?
421
00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,795
Jerry was just bait.
422
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,128
The two of you...
You're a package deal.
423
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,383
What the hell
are you talking about?
424
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:17,230
You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,
425
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:20,234
but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.
426
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:21,902
The two of you combined
427
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:25,173
is what we call
the lamest thing ever!
428
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,441
Oh, no.
No!
429
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,043
Well, well, well,
table for surprised,
430
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,244
party of me.
431
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:32,246
Ugh.
Yes, see?
432
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,849
Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.
433
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,651
It needs
to be observed.
434
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:40,655
Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!
435
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,923
Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?
436
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:45,926
Aah! Didn't I say replace
those goddamn hooks?
437
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,262
I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.
438
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:50,264
Which makes me proud!
439
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:52,133
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
440
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,401
It's time
for you three
441
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,471
to finally feel
our full wrath.
442
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,473
Oh, you'd love that,
right?
443
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,075
But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?
444
00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:02,276
Screw it, run.
445
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,545
Aah!
446
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,215
[ All grunt ]
447
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,484
[♪♪]
448
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,486
[ All panting ]
449
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,753
Rick,
what are you doing?
450
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,222
Get down.
We've barely escaped.
451
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,024
Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.
452
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,626
Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bull[bleep]
453
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,428
This ends here.
454
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,830
Hey,
a Dad just liked
455
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,964
all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!
456
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:25,366
Oooh!
457
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,701
Ow!
458
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,969
Which means
I need help.
459
00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:32,106
Which means
I don't need help.
460
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:35,176
Reckless driving,
manslaughter of Mailboxians
461
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,777
and Femailboxians,
462
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,446
possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,
463
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,249
and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.
464
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,783
[Bleep]
I want to go home.
465
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,984
We've assigned you
a Public Defender.
466
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,920
Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.
467
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:49,790
May I speak
to my clients alone?
468
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,660
Guys, it's me.
The car.
469
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,928
Like what I did
with the chip in her head?
470
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,263
Is she gonna be okay?
471
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,332
I cut a deal
with the local authorities.
472
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,333
They just need one of you
to take the fall.
473
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,668
Make it Chutback.
474
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,937
He ruined your night,
he ruined mine.
475
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,806
He's a parasite,
a sociopath military brat
476
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,742
who wanders the earth
changing people
477
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,343
who don't need
to be changed.
478
00:17:09,427 --> 00:17:11,679
I knew who I was.
You did, too.
479
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,748
We were fine
before Chutback,
480
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,484
so [bleep] the Chut,
let's pin it all on him.
481
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,353
Case closed.
482
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:20,555
Yo, guys?
483
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,023
Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,
484
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,959
but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?
485
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,364
People who think
they're better than they are.
486
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:29,830
Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?
487
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,700
He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enough
488
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,501
for us to project
our insecurities on.
489
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,036
I mean,
th-th-that's on us.
490
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,771
We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.
491
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,307
Okey-dokey,
we'll do it the hard way.
492
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,508
Aaah!
493
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,643
What the [bleep]
494
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,179
I mean, blowing the place up
was always an option.
495
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:48,717
I just thought you guys might
enjoy a less violent plan.
496
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,105
See,
you have changed!
497
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:59,203
[♪♪]
498
00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:01,925
Dad,
what is that?
499
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,098
An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.
500
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,099
It shoots concentrated
501
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,700
pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,
502
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:08,456
which reverts the pleasure
from pain
503
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,049
back into the pain
from pain.
504
00:18:10,134 --> 00:18:12,276
We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.
505
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:13,924
We need
an embarrassing level of it
506
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,376
to jumpstart
the process, too,
507
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,128
so, Jerry,
just be yourself.
508
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,354
That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?
509
00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:20,847
Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.
510
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,050
I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,
511
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,586
but at least I can prove
I love Jerry
512
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,787
through
sexual gratification.
513
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,103
Hubba hubba.
Fine!
514
00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:28,506
Then... damn it.
515
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,925
I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark
516
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,229
about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.
517
00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,660
You're way less cool
than me,
518
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,863
but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.
519
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,400
If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,
520
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,803
which I therefore do.
521
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,007
Nerds. [ Laughs ]
522
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,075
Oh, thank God.
523
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,144
Now follow me,
you [bleep] hacks.
524
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,412
[ Gunfire ]
525
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,348
It hurts, but in a bad way!
526
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,752
I regret so many piercings!
527
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,353
Where's First Aid Kit Face?
528
00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,821
Or at least Advil Teeth?
529
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,356
[ Gunfire continues ]
530
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,491
Ow!
Bullets that hurt?
531
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,695
Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?
532
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:08,896
Hell got bad!
533
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,365
I do not enjoy hell!
534
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,633
What...
What have you done?
535
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,168
Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.
536
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,503
No!
I don't want pain to hurt!
537
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,639
[ Laughs ]
538
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,708
Baby.
539
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,111
Consider my debt paid.
540
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,579
Oh!
The leather!
541
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,914
It hurts my balls!
542
00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:28,964
[ Electricity crackles ]
543
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,123
Jerry, uh,
about down there...
544
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,924
It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.
545
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,127
No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.
546
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,261
Make no mistake.
547
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,797
What just transpired
will never happen again.
548
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,000
10-4, captain.
549
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,136
Oh, wow, it's late.
550
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,138
We should get back
to the kids.
551
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:57,945
[♪♪]
552
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,214
[ Beeping ]
Okay.
553
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,682
Rick's headed home.
We have to go.
554
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,083
[ Screaming ]
555
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,819
Quick, get inside.
I have to shower.
556
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,956
Rick can smell adventure.
557
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,094
[ Brakes squeal ]
558
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,629
[ Sniffing ]
559
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,799
Sorry, I farted.
560
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,167
[ Sighs ]
561
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,568
Hellamic Industries' brand-new
product, Hellamic Sauce.
562
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,504
Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?
563
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,771
Tight. Breezy. Chill.
564
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,106
You kids
get into any trouble?
565
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,908
Nope.
You sure?
566
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,109
Yup.
567
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,347
Is that a skull?
568
00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:32,113
No,
it's a baby's skull.
569
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,276
That's worse.
It's still a school night.
570
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,715
Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,
571
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,121
I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.
572
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,057
I had the experience
of a lifetime.
573
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,778
But just to be up front
about how I do this...
574
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,317
I-I can't really commit
to a friendship
575
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:46,613
for more than
24 hours.
576
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:48,263
I need that time to get
a general sense
577
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,466
of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.
578
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,636
And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.
579
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:54,505
Otherwise,
no news is bad news.
580
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,815
Cool?
581
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,217
Bye-zies.
582
00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:58,910
[ Door opens, closes ]
583
00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:00,025
"Bye-zies"?
584
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:01,627
Cringe.
585
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,033
Sofa wine?
586
00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:04,331
Sofa wine.
587
00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:12,481
[♪♪]
588
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:22,906
[♪♪]
589
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:32,916
[♪♪]
590
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,711
[♪♪]
591
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,021
You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.
592
00:21:38,107 --> 00:21:40,128
What's your secret?
Y'know, just be cool.
593
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:43,416
Wait, didn't you wear
those pants... yesterday?
594
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:48,688
Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?
595
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:50,902
[ Laughter ]
Chut-Pants!
596
00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:53,439
Damn. That's gonna
stick. This place is a jungle.
597
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,878
I hope he can find solace
in his own company.
598
00:21:55,963 --> 00:22:00,112
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
unknown quality ♪
599
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:03,583
♪ Apparently poor,
he skips on his pants ♪
600
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,050
♪ He lacks slacks ♪
601
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:06,252
♪ That's the facts ♪
602
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,455
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
regular guy now ♪
603
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:11,050
[ Grunts ]
604
00:22:11,135 --> 00:22:13,227
You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!
605
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:14,877
Boom, bitch!
606
00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:17,863
Man: Did you get any of that?
607
00:22:17,948 --> 00:22:19,834
Sync corrections by srjanapala
43951
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof