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Cleaned, corrected, title song lyrics added
and timing moved slighty ahead by Tronar
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Look I'm telling you,
my son Shawn did not
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have a permission to go
on that field trip.
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Well, he did turn in his
permission slip signed by you.
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Signature's a forgery.
It's a fake.
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Well, that's a little dramatic,
don't you think, Mr. Spencer?
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Look, this form is a counterfeit.
These are serious charges.
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And my son needs to be punished.
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Mr. Spencer... all three are permission
slips also signed by you.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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- Yes, those... those are my signatures.
- Well, you see, then?
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I'd be hard-pressed to believe
that a child of Shawn's age
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could be capable
of such detailed forgery.
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Well, you don't know my son.
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No offense, but you are the vice
principal of a middle school,
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not a handwriting expert.
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That testimony's not gonna
hold up in court.
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Well, we're not talking court.
Are we?
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You know, 'cause if we were,
you should know that I did take
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a handwriting personality course
at the Learning Annex last summer.
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And I can tell by the way you, uh,
turn your N humps
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that you have a very open
and childlike kindness about you.
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I could be off on that.
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You know, it... it was
a one-night seminar.
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Okay... now, as a sergeant
with the Santa Barbara
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Police Department, let me tell you
what I know.
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See the pen lift on the R there?
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The bleed mark... that shows
hesitation, as if thinking, "Gee."
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"How do I form that next letter?"
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Now I don't know about you,
but I don't have to think
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about how to sign my own damn name...
So you're wrong.
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Really?
I don't know, Dad.
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I think Mr. Petlic has a point.
They look pretty identical to me.
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Hey, check it out.
There's Lassiter.
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Make a loop like a bunny's ear, wrap
it around, careful as you steer...
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That's a good boy, Lassie.
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Wait a minute. You're not Lassie.
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Well, I don't know what a Lassie is,
but I'm not it.
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I'm Special Agent Lars Ewing
with the FTD.
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- You're a special florist?
- Federal Treasury Department.
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We have a department that deals
exclusively with treasures?
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If you'll excuse me, I have
a meeting in an...
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Interim Chief Vick's office.
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That's where our meeting is!
This is very exciting.
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I feel nervous.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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This goes against every federal bone
in my body, but who are you guys?
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I'm not familiar with
the federal bone.
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Is that connected to
the hip bone or the knee bone?
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Well, I can tell you what the
knee bone is gonna connect with
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- if you don't get out of my way.
- I'm gonna guess.
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Not the funny bone?
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- This meeting is bigger than we thought.
- Yeah.
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Get us some seats close to the desk,
but not on the side.
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I'll catch up in a second.
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Waiting for Godot?
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Guffman.
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Waiting to exhale?
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I'm not waiting to exhale.
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- Shawn Spencer.
- Lindsay Leikin.
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I'm the head psychic
in the department. This is...
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- sort of my joint.
- They, um...
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- hire psychics around here?
- Personally, I'm a little bit skeptical.
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
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I was just getting
a very strong vibration. Did you...
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did you just recently
take up the guitar?
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Oh, my God.
Yes, just recently.
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Very impressive.
How did you do that?
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Sometimes there's just this
amazingly strong connection
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from the word go.
I'm getting something else.
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This is gonna be a very,
very good week for you,
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- Lindsay Leikin.
- Really, I...
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- didn't think...
- Just... let it happen.
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So let me officially welcome you
to Santa Barbara.
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We are all ready
and willing to...
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Don't let me interrupt.
Please continue.
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What'd I say about seats
on the side?
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Mr. Spencer, this is
Special Agent Ewing
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from the Treasury Department
in Washington.
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Yes, we sniffed one another
in the hallway.
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He is here because
they have been tracking
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an aggressive forger who's been
counterfeiting large numbers
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of $100 bills and then
laundering the money
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into small communities
across the country.
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The last being a Home Depot right here
in the heart of your little hamlet.
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Well, we are raring to help you
with this federal bust.
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Who is this?
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This is Carlton Lassiter,
our head detective,
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and his junior partner,
Juliet O'Hara.
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Ah, the name Juliet.
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"How silver-sweet sound
lovers' tongues by night."
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Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet.
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"Tootie,
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you in trouble."
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It's Mindy Cohn.
Facts of Life.
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Could you gentlemen
please state your name once again?
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And please speak clearly.
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Is that a recording device?
Government issued?
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Asking if that
is a recording device
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is like asking if this
is a pen.
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- Is it a pen?
- That's classified.
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It's tiny.
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- Probably can't hold much.
- Oh, that's not a tape recorder.
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That is a high-tech microphone system
attached to a Mildred.
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A Mildred?
What's... what's a Mildred?
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I believe it's an
intelligence-gathering device.
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"Mildred" is probably an anagram.
Military Intel Listening Device
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Recorder... something.
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Mildred is not a device.
She's my stenographer.
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You have your own stenographer?
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I am hyper-careful.
Can't take any chances.
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Saved my behind more than once
in making cases stick past deposition.
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- Brilliant. Chief?
- Not happening.
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Now what I need from all of you
is your full cooperation
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in assisting Special Agent Ewing
in any way he sees fit.
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- Now, any questions?
- I have a question for Special.
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- Who is this?
- I'm sorry.
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This is Shawn Spencer.
And his partner, Burton Guster.
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Mr. Spencer is a psychic
with the department
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who I thought might be helpful.
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Well, next time I have to go on a
panty raid, I'll give him a call.
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But we already have our own psychic.
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She's just started in the department
and she is already a superstar.
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Got us so close to the counterfeiter
a month ago in Wilmette, Illinois.
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We must have missed him
by only a few minutes.
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- Mr. Spencer, Lindsay...
- Leikin.
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- We too met in the hallway.
- Okay, then
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let's adjourn this meeting.
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I know Special Agent Ewing has prepared
informational packets for all of you.
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- We will meet at the Home Depot tomorrow.
- Let's say... 0700 hours.
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- 700 hours is almost 20 days.
- Shouldn't we act sooner?
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- 0700 is 7:00 a.m.
- Precisely, Detective.
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- Striking and whip-smart. Intriguing.
- I knew that too.
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You have Pennsylvania Ave.
Running through your veins.
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Ever consider taking the Bureau exam?
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I have.
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Let me set up that conference
area for you.
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Right this way.
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Little skeptical of psychics, are we?
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I should have said "just you."
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And don't think I didn't pick up on
that calluses on my hands guitar clue.
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Good one. This is gonna be good.
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I'm gonna solve this case,
and I'm gonna prove you're a fake.
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Fun, right?
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♪ I know you know ♪
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♪ That I'm not telling the truth ♪
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♪ I know you know ♪
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♪ They just don't have any proof ♪
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♪ Embrace the deception ♪
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♪ Learn how to bend ♪
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♪ Your worst inhibitions ♪
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♪ Tend to psych you out in the end ♪
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Okay, you are all instructed to cooperate
fully with the federal agents.
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I'll be damned if we're gonna get
shown up on our own turf.
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They may be the feds, but we are
a team and this is our town.
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They will need us.
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You breached protocol, Leikin.
I waited outside the hotel, 0630.
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- You weren't there.
- Yeah, sorry.
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I got up early and went
to go get coffee.
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Son, let me ask you a question.
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What made you think those
$100 bills were authentic?
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Um, 'cause they said "100" on them.
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Are you an idiot?
Don't answer that.
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If I plopped a Granny Smith apple
down on this counter
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and carved a "100" on it, would you
accept that as legal tender?
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Don't answer that.
Do you know what microprinting is?
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- I'm confused. Should I answer that?
- I know what it is.
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The introduction of microprinting
as an anti-replicant feature
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began in 1990 with the addition
of the words "United States of America"
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printed around
Ben Franklin's lapel.
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In addition, the words
"U.S. 100" are printed
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within the lines
of the lower left 100.
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I'm sorry... is it just me,
or is this unbearably boring?
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I don't know how Ms. Leikin works,
but Gus and I
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are going to investigate
the body of the store
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and search for our culprit's
twisted, wretched, filthy aura.
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Because that is what
serious psychics do.
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Shawn. What are you doing?
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- Shawn?
- Dad.
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Wow, you look so tiny
down there.
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What the hell are you doing
up there?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
We're making a case.
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- A federal one.
- Oh, of course you are.
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Well, when you've finished
wrapping things up
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for the Pentagon, I want you at my house.
I got a project for you.
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Afraid we're gonna be
a little busy having our pictures
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taken with the President of the
United States of America.
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Mm, oh, I think you'll be there.
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- You owe me.
- I owe you?
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Yeah, for the last 12 times I helped
you solve one of your little cases...
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- you agreed.
- Gus, did I agree to that?
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- Well, technically...
- Gus
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I think you did.
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See ya.
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- Excuse me. Can I help you guys?
- Hello, Garrison.
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We're working
on the counterfeiting case.
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And we need to see all of
yesterday's security footage.
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How do you know my name's Garrison?
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You thought this was
gonna be a problem?
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I'm sorry, man. I... I didn't
mean to freak you out.
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My name is Shawn Spencer. I'm a
psychic with the police department.
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There was already a psychic here
last night. From Washington, no less.
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She looked at all the tapes
and there was no positive ID.
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She already came here, huh?
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And she's good.
She also knew my name was Garrison.
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Uh, you mind if I take a peek anyway?
I work a little differently than her.
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My process is a little more complex.
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I can sometimes pick up images
that are underneath the...
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- epidermal layer.
- Here it is.
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This is the tape of the counterfeiter
that she looked at last night.
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You know, honestly,
if that pretty lady psychic
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couldn't pick up anything, I can't
imagine you're gonna have much luck.
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You know what, you're probably right.
We gave it a shot.
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Thanks, Garrison.
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Tall? Short?
Age? Race?
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Do you mean to tell me
that the only thing
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you can remember clearly
is that he was a man?
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And technically, I can't even
be sure of that, now, can I?
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Wait. I'm getting something.
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- He... did not wear corrective lenses.
- Actually, that is true.
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Okay, well, that's something to go on.
Good work, Mr. Spencer.
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Great... and so we're looking
for someone in Santa Barbara
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- who does not wear glasses.
- He... He had a small scar...
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about three inches,
on the jaw line.
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And... he wore a single stud
diamond in his left ear.
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Yes. And yes.
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She's exactly right.
I can see that clearly now.
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That's why she's the best.
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Tough break.
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Wh... Jules...
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Dad, I'm confused.
There are plans for a wet bar.
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Yeah, that's right.
For entertaining.
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Right, but I don't see anywhere in
the plans the portal into 1976.
235
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Shawn, a wet bar happens to be
a timeless home feature.
236
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:08,886
Right, perfect for those warm
summer evenings when Reggie Jackson
237
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:11,693
and Dyan Cannon swing by
for Harvey Wallbangers.
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Shawn. Are you gonna crack wise
or are you gonna get to work?
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I feel like it should be noted
that neither Gus nor myself
240
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- are licensed plumbers.
- Yes, I understand that, Shawn.
241
00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:20,367
I've already installed the sink.
242
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:23,316
All you two have to do
is connect the fittings.
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All right.
244
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- Let's get to work.
- Seriously?
245
00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:32,134
- This will be good.
- It will?
246
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:33,135
Work is good, Gus.
247
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,641
Work is glorious.
It's the breath of life.
248
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,591
- What is this?
- It's a drill.
249
00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,153
Of course it is.
Don't be ridiculous.
250
00:12:40,204 --> 00:12:42,959
You're still upset that Lindsay showed
you up at the crime scene, aren't you?
251
00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:44,151
What is her trick?
252
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:48,123
- Maybe she's just more psychic-y than you.
- Gus, don't be ridiculous.
253
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,233
- There's no such thing as psychics.
- I don't know, Shawn.
254
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,597
Even I've been getting
a little bit of intuition lately.
255
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:56,592
In fact, I'm getting something
right now. Something very strong.
256
00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:59,414
She's... she's...
better than you.
257
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,547
You know, they say imitation
is the greatest form
258
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,729
of flattery, but that hurts.
259
00:13:02,804 --> 00:13:05,031
- It hurts below the belt.
- Shawn, if you want to beat her,
260
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,698
then we have to actually
work the case.
261
00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:09,572
Utilize my knowledge.
You know I have a coin collection.
262
00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:11,158
I've studied tender
from around the world.
263
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,698
I have over 85 Buffalo
nickels, Shawn.
264
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:15,110
Okay.
265
00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:19,957
First of all, and this is key,
don't ever, under any circumstances,
266
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:22,170
ever admit that to anyone
outside of these walls.
267
00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,447
Secondly, I love utilizing
your knowledge, Gus.
268
00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:26,944
I can't wait until we have
the case of the missing thimble.
269
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:29,353
But this case is not about
counterfeiting.
270
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:33,109
It's about me versus her.
Ecks versus Sever.
271
00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:37,510
- Joe versus the Volcano.
- Fine. Then let's get to it.
272
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,215
- What do you know?
- All right, this is what I got.
273
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:43,632
He managed not to be identified
on any of the security cameras,
274
00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:44,793
which means he's smart.
275
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,458
Smart enough to stay
ahead of the game.
276
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,964
Which means changing up anything that
could be linked or traced to him.
277
00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:52,879
Like his vehicle. His key.
It was distinctively Nissan.
278
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:55,393
Probably a Murano.
Maybe a Sentra.
279
00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:57,907
So we go back and check
the outdoor surveillance cameras
280
00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,680
from the store, and look for Nissans
281
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,531
- in the parking lot yesterday.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
282
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,465
I already tipped Lassiter off
to that.
283
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,204
The only one that didn't check out
was a new one with no plates.
284
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,374
Ewing's informational packet
links this guy
285
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,407
to over a dozen vehicles
since he left Washington.
286
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:11,606
His pattern's to spend
six to eight days
287
00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:13,216
in a town before pricking up ears.
288
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,972
- You read Ewing's informational packet?
- Cover to cover.
289
00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:18,193
That's weird.
I just read the cover.
290
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,851
But I don't need
to read the whole thing
291
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,054
to know that that's his MO.
292
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,081
He's too smart to still be
driving that car, Gus.
293
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,300
He's gotta be switching out
his mode of transportation
294
00:14:25,345 --> 00:14:27,195
- on a daily basis.
- And paying cash.
295
00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,361
Gotta launder as much
of that funny money as he can.
296
00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:32,300
So the question is, to which car
dealership would a crook go
297
00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:35,755
to spend lots of cash
without pricking up ears?
298
00:14:41,392 --> 00:14:43,568
This must be what Jay Leno
feels like when he walks
299
00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:47,301
into his garage. Which makes
you Kevin Eubanks.
300
00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:49,834
I don't think they roll
around town together, Shawn.
301
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:52,216
- Can we talk to the owner?
- First we play customer.
302
00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:55,030
It's the people who groove
on the floor that are gonna
303
00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:56,216
give us the scoop, Gus.
304
00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,398
Excuse me, my buddy here
is interested
305
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,503
in the banana yellow Ferrari, though
he's neither gay nor European.
306
00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:03,032
I hope that's not a prob...
307
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,518
Look who finally figured it out.
308
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,844
Little late.
309
00:15:20,901 --> 00:15:22,261
How did you not notice her, Shawn?
310
00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:23,711
- I wasn't expecting her to be here.
- You were looking right at her.
311
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,135
She's got me all out of whack.
312
00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:27,284
- Get your head in the game.
- So what's going on?
313
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,277
No one calls us anymore.
314
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,363
That's the new thing?
I thought we were a team.
315
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,005
Yeah, first of all,
the whole "team" thing.
316
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,218
She wasn't talking to you.
And secondly, Ewing didn't call me.
317
00:15:35,253 --> 00:15:36,225
He called O'Hara.
318
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:41,090
- It's not like I asked him to.
- It's okay, Clarice.
319
00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:43,907
- You don't have to make excuses to us.
- It wasn't just today.
320
00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:45,356
My phone's been ringing
all the time.
321
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:48,643
I don't know how he got my home number.
I mean, please.
322
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,111
Do you think I wanted to pick up
my phone at 2:00 a.m.
323
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,719
and hear his voice all gravelly
and masculine?
324
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,316
Probably called from the hotel.
325
00:15:58,404 --> 00:16:04,768
Maybe just got out of the shower or...
finished with a swim. Dripping wet.
326
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:10,456
Just catch Mr. Spencer and
Mr. Guster up
327
00:16:10,489 --> 00:16:12,434
on what Ms. Leikin
was able to figure out.
328
00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:15,266
Apparently our guy came in here,
bought a used Lamborghini
329
00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:18,735
- for $47,000 in cash.
- Next day, he tries to return it.
330
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:21,646
All sales are final, but the
sales manager makes a concession,
331
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,503
offering mere $26,000 in cash.
332
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,889
He accepts it?
What kind of idiot is this guy?
333
00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:27,689
A genius idiot,
according to the feds.
334
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:29,755
You see, those familiar
with this sort of thing
335
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,006
know that it's the classic grift.
336
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,517
Essentially, he traded 47 Gs
of worthless paper
337
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,871
for $26,000 in cold, hard cash.
I've seen it before.
338
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:39,446
- Where, in a Mamet play?
- Any witnesses?
339
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:42,141
No, but a Lamborghini
was spotted outside of town
340
00:16:42,174 --> 00:16:44,438
in Goleta, but it was moving
too fast to make an ID.
341
00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:46,228
You know, I don't think
he's a swimmer.
342
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,077
He's not really that build.
I bet he plays rugby.
343
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,747
Hey, what color is that suit?
344
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:53,609
- Black.
- Really?
345
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,667
- It seems blacker than black.
- It's Washington black.
346
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,986
Look, if anyone wants to join me,
I'm gonna be taking a look
347
00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:02,451
at some of the bills from the safe
that didn't get deposited.
348
00:17:08,451 --> 00:17:11,992
Look, Leikin, I think it's possible
that we got off on the wrong foot.
349
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:13,997
- Is that right?
- Yeah, I mean, this is silly.
350
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,339
We should join forces
like Pitt and Jolie, you know?
351
00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:17,853
Work together,
make it nice for everyone.
352
00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:21,084
I don't think you get it.
I have nothing to gain here.
353
00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:22,995
If you haven't noticed,
my job is safe.
354
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:24,855
It's you I'm worried about, faker.
355
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,459
- In that case, maybe we should just date.
- I'm seeing somebody.
356
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,077
- Well, is it...
- Serious? Yes.
357
00:17:29,099 --> 00:17:30,899
- You didn't know I was gonna...
- Yes, I did.
358
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,404
Dude, don't you know the move
where you take off
359
00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:42,991
your jacket and you lay it
across some seats?
360
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,697
- Get your head in the game, Shawn.
- Uh, budgies?
361
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,113
These are good.
But they're not great.
362
00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:55,079
You see how on this bill, the edge of
the nose on Ben Franklin's cloudy?
363
00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,811
Did you get that, Mildred?
364
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:06,657
Hey, is there any reason
a $100 bill would change colors?
365
00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:07,938
Actually, yes.
366
00:18:08,027 --> 00:18:10,119
It's an effect caused
by color-shifting ink.
367
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,401
It's only present in $100 bills.
368
00:18:12,478 --> 00:18:14,699
The changing color
is called color diffraction.
369
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:16,560
And it's made possible
when light reflects
370
00:18:16,582 --> 00:18:18,894
off of metallic flakes
added to the ink.
371
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,548
- Good work, Gus.
- Thank you.
372
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:31,337
So we'll check the information that
Ms. Leikin's gathered for us...
373
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,370
Thank goodness!
Finally, some nice seats, huh?
374
00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:37,111
This is what I'm talking about.
375
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:41,885
What?
376
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:44,873
Did I... did I just sit
in something?
377
00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:47,917
- Gus, do I have pudding on my jeans?
- No, no.
378
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:52,337
- Nothing?
- Shawn. I think we're not welcomed here.
379
00:18:52,856 --> 00:18:54,591
Gus, don't be a paranoid
schizophrenic.
380
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,906
- We're always welcome here.
- No, look.
381
00:19:01,905 --> 00:19:05,259
- Oh, my God. We're not welcome.
- It's nothing personal, Mr. Spencer.
382
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:07,712
Special Agent Ewing just
feels that Ms. Leiken
383
00:19:07,745 --> 00:19:09,424
has things covered
on the psychic front.
384
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,203
And I have to agree with him.
385
00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:15,042
Okay.
Take a hint.
386
00:19:15,108 --> 00:19:16,887
Certainly don't need
to be told twice.
387
00:19:16,942 --> 00:19:18,390
I think you were just told
three times.
388
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,560
You know what, this is fine,
because we had a good run.
389
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:26,188
Thank you for the memories.
Oh, just one more thing.
390
00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:28,762
You might want to check
the cash from the dealership,
391
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,137
because it's not all counterfeit.
392
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:32,837
That's ridiculous.
393
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,230
If I had learned how to laugh
as a child, I would right now.
394
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,610
I looked at all those bills myself.
395
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,035
Do you really want to go against
the leading special agent
396
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:45,181
in counterfeiting with 14 years
of experience under his belt
397
00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:46,750
and say that those bills
weren't fake?
398
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,034
Not all of them. Just one.
399
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:51,277
And I believe the serial
number was...
400
00:19:51,346 --> 00:19:58,246
- ALD... 975... 7080... 7...
- 7!
401
00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:06,227
Where are we going?
402
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,113
Shouldn't we have stayed until
they checked the bills out?
403
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,185
Wait for it.
404
00:20:09,803 --> 00:20:11,460
Wait for it.
405
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,878
- Spencer. Hold up.
- The bill checked out. It's real.
406
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:20,462
All right.
Answer me this, Mr. Psychic.
407
00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:22,406
Why would a counterfeiter
ever use real bills?
408
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,172
Because he had to?
409
00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:27,699
Man... I read your informational
packet cover to cover.
410
00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:31,436
Our guy spends six to eight days in
every city... we're only on day four.
411
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:33,591
Quite simply, he ran out of dough.
412
00:20:33,658 --> 00:20:35,868
He didn't know what kind of deal
he'd be able to make on the car.
413
00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:38,155
Turns out, short one bill.
414
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:40,501
- Lucky for us.
- So what's our next move?
415
00:20:40,545 --> 00:20:41,866
Well, I'll call Washington
and begin...
416
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,724
I'm sorry, I was asking
Mr. Spencer.
417
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,729
Oh... oh, you want to know
what I think his next move is.
418
00:20:46,773 --> 00:20:48,231
Oh, Gus, look, she wants...
419
00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,955
Well, let's see here.
He's gotta print more money.
420
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,408
My guess is he, uh,
set up shop here in town.
421
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:57,281
So... we find his little nest,
we find him.
422
00:20:58,336 --> 00:21:01,169
Well, buddy...
I really hope you like this.
423
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:05,754
It took me 19 hours to bake.
Put it in last night before bed.
424
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,853
It takes 19 hours to bake
a pineapple upside-down cake?
425
00:21:09,295 --> 00:21:11,814
It does when it's being heated
by a 60-watt bulb.
426
00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:16,866
It's not upside down, Shawn.
427
00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:19,700
Who could that be at this hour?
428
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,380
Are you gonna invite me in?
429
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:29,267
Eh... Uh... guess.
430
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:33,613
So this is what a psychic
detective office looks like.
431
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,240
You know, I always imagined it...
432
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,489
Does something smell like pineapple?
433
00:21:37,531 --> 00:21:38,762
Pineapple upside-down cake.
434
00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:39,981
Would you like some?
Wait.
435
00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:44,141
Before you answer that,
are you a fan of delicious flavor?
436
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:45,635
All right, look.
437
00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:48,592
This isn't easy
for me to say, but...
438
00:21:48,784 --> 00:21:51,671
I was wrong.
You're better than I thought.
439
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:54,473
Your discovery at the station today
was a huge get.
440
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:56,665
I think we should
work together after all.
441
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,992
The faster we find out where
the counterfeiter's den is, the better.
442
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:02,683
That is, if you guys are willing.
443
00:22:02,937 --> 00:22:04,211
I don't know.
444
00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:07,245
Depends. Don't you think, Gus?
445
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:11,022
Wait. I'm definitely getting something.
446
00:22:11,152 --> 00:22:12,170
Oh, this is good.
447
00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:15,152
It's a... it's a...
it's a transient location.
448
00:22:15,373 --> 00:22:18,719
Uh, where people can come and
go anonymously, paying in cash.
449
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:20,042
And... and it's remote,
450
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:23,123
so they can print large sums of money on
a noisy printer without being heard.
451
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:26,632
- Yes... yes, I'm getting that same thing.
- Yes?
452
00:22:26,704 --> 00:22:28,006
- And I see it.
- Yes?
453
00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,491
It's by a body of water.
454
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,912
Really? It's by a body of water?
455
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,438
Leikin, that's amateur stuff.
456
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,465
You know what, I might
expect that from John Edwards.
457
00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:40,569
Definitely from Miss Cleo.
But not from you.
458
00:22:40,598 --> 00:22:41,602
- Leikin...
- Wait.
459
00:22:42,564 --> 00:22:45,748
I'm also...
I'm also getting something in French.
460
00:22:45,829 --> 00:22:47,095
A sign, maybe?
461
00:22:47,173 --> 00:22:49,417
- Could it be a European hotel?
- Wait a minute.
462
00:22:49,473 --> 00:22:50,610
She may be on to something.
463
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,000
I know this particular hotel.
It's on my sales route.
464
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,005
On a private beach...
465
00:22:54,556 --> 00:22:56,151
- What?
- It's just... it's strange.
466
00:22:56,152 --> 00:22:58,267
I'm... I'm pretty familiar
with your route, Gus.
467
00:22:58,268 --> 00:23:01,175
I don't recall any private beaches
with hotels on them.
468
00:23:01,218 --> 00:23:03,458
- What are you talking about, Shawn?
- Where was it you went last summer
469
00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:06,196
for the Pips autograph
signing convention?
470
00:23:06,228 --> 00:23:07,477
- You met Gladys Knight?
- No.
471
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,276
- Just the Pips.
- Actually, a Pip.
472
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,011
The other two got stuck in traffic.
Look, I don't wanna talk about it.
473
00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:14,314
The point is, it's been
under construction for months.
474
00:23:14,384 --> 00:23:17,116
Which would account for the noise.
And it caters to Europeans.
475
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,937
- This could be the place.
- Sweet. We totally scored.
476
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:23,378
But you couldn't have got that without
my transient location thing, am I right?
477
00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:26,130
I don't...
478
00:23:26,131 --> 00:23:27,998
I don't think that cake is cooked.
479
00:23:32,115 --> 00:23:34,039
Listen, I need to know every guest...
480
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,971
...cashed in the last week.
481
00:23:36,099 --> 00:23:38,228
I'm sorry, who are you,
and what do you want?
482
00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:39,926
Special Agent Lars Ewing.
483
00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:41,635
Federal Treasury Department.
484
00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:44,651
Head Detective Carlton Lassiter,
Santa Barbara Police Department.
485
00:23:45,118 --> 00:23:48,011
Presidential Recommendation
for Distinguished Service.
486
00:23:48,097 --> 00:23:50,149
Presidential Physical Fitness award.
487
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,386
Eighth, ninth, and tenth grade.
And I've got a cocktail napkin
488
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,391
from Air Force One.
489
00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:56,191
I personally arrested Ivan Boesky.
490
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,340
I wrestled in high school.
491
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,420
- What, with your conscience?
- That is it!
492
00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:06,281
Look, we need to know who's paid
with cash or travelers checks recently.
493
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,591
My God, you're a firecracker.
494
00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:11,086
It would probably be easier
to ask who didn't.
495
00:24:11,128 --> 00:24:12,133
I'm sorry?
496
00:24:12,235 --> 00:24:16,126
This is a hotel. We're a cash business.
Lots of European travelers.
497
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:20,744
With what foreign credit card companies
charge these days, cash is king.
498
00:24:20,786 --> 00:24:22,187
The south tower, I see him.
499
00:24:22,385 --> 00:24:24,295
I see him in the south tower.
500
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,698
How many rooms in the south tower?
501
00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:27,396
There are 170.
502
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,601
All right, let's start banging on
some doors and call for backup.
503
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,228
If we tap every available
source of manpower,
504
00:24:31,229 --> 00:24:33,166
we can have this thing done
18, 19 hours tops.
505
00:24:33,235 --> 00:24:34,498
I can alert Washington right now
506
00:24:34,499 --> 00:24:36,491
and have an 80-man SWAT team
on a C-130 Hercules.
507
00:24:36,492 --> 00:24:38,602
They could be here in
less than three hours.
508
00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:39,906
Filthy sheets!
509
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,642
I see dirty, filthy sheets.
510
00:24:41,704 --> 00:24:44,209
Yes, and towels on the floor.
511
00:24:44,289 --> 00:24:47,657
And a mediocre, half-eaten
turkey club sandwich.
512
00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:50,128
And he's refused maid service.
513
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,477
Okay, what guest
refused maid service?
514
00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:55,777
I might remind you we do cater
to a very European crowd.
515
00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:57,455
He's isolated.
516
00:24:58,245 --> 00:25:01,326
He's in a less-desirable room
that's not facing the ocean.
517
00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:03,103
Do you have any rooms
that face the parking lot?
518
00:25:03,113 --> 00:25:04,018
A few.
519
00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:07,691
- He's in one of those.
- Let's see.
520
00:25:09,499 --> 00:25:10,504
French woman.
521
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,246
Another French party.
522
00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,181
Here... here's a single gentleman.
523
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:18,252
Paid all in cash.
Corner room facing the alley.
524
00:25:18,313 --> 00:25:21,879
And according to this, he's never taken
his "do not disturb" sign off his door.
525
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:23,677
- Room number.
- Key!
526
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,113
Clear!
527
00:25:28,748 --> 00:25:30,899
Nice job, psychics,
let's get to work.
528
00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:33,730
That's a really cute front-loader.
529
00:25:34,378 --> 00:25:35,383
Thank you.
530
00:25:35,632 --> 00:25:38,065
He prints the money, then he washes it
here to soften it.
531
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:41,314
Then he tumbles it dry and beats it up
with stones to give it that...
532
00:25:41,315 --> 00:25:43,083
natural, worn texture.
533
00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:49,719
Dude, there's linen fibers
in that paper.
534
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,737
What was he doing,
amending the constitution?
535
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:55,124
You can't print money on regular
paper, Shawn. That's government-issue.
536
00:25:55,449 --> 00:25:56,722
I'm getting a visual.
537
00:25:57,118 --> 00:26:00,074
He printed a batch of about 50.000,
which will last him a while.
538
00:26:00,131 --> 00:26:02,295
Five bills a sheet, at least 80 sheets
missing from this ream
539
00:26:02,296 --> 00:26:04,128
- that sounds about right.
- Wait.
540
00:26:04,373 --> 00:26:06,991
No, I'm getting more.
I'm getting a lot more.
541
00:26:07,063 --> 00:26:11,034
Like 500.000, which would last
more than just a while.
542
00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:12,823
Maybe... maybe a whole lifetime.
543
00:26:12,942 --> 00:26:14,866
- That's not possible.
- It is if you live in one of
544
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,075
the Baltic states.
545
00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:18,775
I'm just not getting that feeling...
at all.
546
00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:22,572
Anything over 50.000 is just getting
blocked from my receptors. Not a chance.
547
00:26:22,674 --> 00:26:25,377
Receptors? Really?
548
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,104
This would do it.
549
00:26:48,169 --> 00:26:50,573
This is a 500-sheet ream,
and it's likely he used it all.
550
00:26:51,918 --> 00:26:53,007
Treasury seal?
551
00:26:59,236 --> 00:27:00,241
No.
552
00:27:03,775 --> 00:27:05,025
Passport seal.
553
00:27:06,496 --> 00:27:08,896
Uh, this guy's officially on the lam.
554
00:27:09,244 --> 00:27:11,944
We don't catch him now,
we can kiss him good-bye.
555
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,800
The railway stations, obviously the
airport security has been notified,
556
00:27:16,828 --> 00:27:18,618
and all the interstate
agencies are on alert.
557
00:27:18,647 --> 00:27:19,731
They've all been given the sketch
558
00:27:19,732 --> 00:27:21,652
based on Ms. Leikin's
description of the suspect.
559
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,619
Okay, but please keep your phones on
just in case we get any movement.
560
00:27:24,826 --> 00:27:27,769
What's the point? Nobody ever
bothers to call us anymore.
561
00:27:28,907 --> 00:27:32,515
Shawn, I don't do this much,
but I just wanted to say thank you.
562
00:27:32,879 --> 00:27:36,516
I know we haven't nailed him yet,
but you were right, we make a good team.
563
00:27:38,179 --> 00:27:39,481
Yes, we do.
564
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:41,519
And hopefully tomorrow
we'll wrap this thing up.
565
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,103
Have a good night.
566
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:48,615
Wait for it...
567
00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:51,431
Wait for it.
568
00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:54,748
Shawn, I was thinking maybe
we could go somewhere now.
569
00:27:54,749 --> 00:27:57,656
Maybe continue working to see
if we can't stumble upon some
570
00:27:57,657 --> 00:27:58,661
collective apparition.
571
00:27:58,696 --> 00:28:00,337
That's a fantastic idea.
572
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,162
I love it. Where could we go at
this hour that's still open?
573
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,900
You know what, I think there's
a Color Me Mine that stays open late.
574
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,466
- You don't quit with the jokes, do you?
- I'm sorry, would you like me to stop?
575
00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:11,372
Not yet.
I kinda like it.
576
00:28:11,665 --> 00:28:15,359
But actually, I was thinking
back to my hotel room?
577
00:28:19,988 --> 00:28:23,257
You know, it's something we could try.
578
00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:27,101
I mean, it's not as much fun as making
ashtrays with our names on them, but...
579
00:28:27,595 --> 00:28:28,600
Yeah.
580
00:28:29,265 --> 00:28:30,963
I'm a flexible guy, a sportsman.
581
00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:32,321
Good.
582
00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:35,759
All right, I'll head back to freshen up.
What do you say we meet at 2200 hours?
583
00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:37,890
Perfect. Oh, I'm so rude.
584
00:28:37,891 --> 00:28:39,491
Gus, buddy, would you like to join us?
585
00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:41,162
- Well, I probably...
- That sucks,
586
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:44,066
so 2200 on the dot.
I'll be there.
587
00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:50,327
Dude, what time is 2200 hours?
588
00:28:52,046 --> 00:28:53,432
Gus.
589
00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:54,650
Buddy, help me out.
590
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,916
What is it?
Is it, like, 11:00 times two?
591
00:28:58,171 --> 00:28:59,175
Buddy!
592
00:29:08,363 --> 00:29:12,593
So, tell me, Shawn. Are you planning on
doing psychic police work forever?
593
00:29:13,765 --> 00:29:14,770
No.
594
00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,743
No, just until I find
the girl of my dreams.
595
00:29:19,111 --> 00:29:22,377
And then I'll whisk her
off to Carmel and...
596
00:29:23,509 --> 00:29:25,540
Open a small haberdashery...
597
00:29:26,743 --> 00:29:28,583
Do some macrame, maybe.
598
00:29:29,585 --> 00:29:31,099
Maybe blow some glass.
599
00:29:32,216 --> 00:29:36,546
Well, as hot as that sounds, I think the
psychic world would miss your talents.
600
00:29:36,922 --> 00:29:38,733
Just make sure they appreciate you.
601
00:29:38,789 --> 00:29:43,893
After a while, the world tends to take
people with our abilities for granted.
602
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,059
Well, that's awfully easy
for you to say.
603
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:50,749
I mean, you've already met
your special someone...
604
00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:52,576
Your handsome prince.
605
00:29:54,332 --> 00:29:57,091
You're serious with somebody, remember?
606
00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:01,962
Actually, I...
607
00:30:01,963 --> 00:30:04,355
- recently had a change of heart.
- Really?
608
00:30:06,447 --> 00:30:09,418
Would a certain psychic
have anything to do with that?
609
00:30:09,532 --> 00:30:11,399
Well, we do have quite a connection.
610
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,102
We do. It's...
611
00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:18,154
It's like our minds are just
fused together, you know?
612
00:30:18,155 --> 00:30:21,366
I feel like Holly Hunter
in Broadcast News, you know,
613
00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,377
when she's inside
William Hurt's head?
614
00:30:24,299 --> 00:30:25,459
Okay, let's try it.
615
00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:28,333
I'm thinking of something.
616
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:30,696
- None... they don't bury the survivors.
- Yes, exactly.
617
00:30:30,724 --> 00:30:33,922
You have a favorite color,
and I'm seeing... sea foam green.
618
00:30:33,964 --> 00:30:36,166
Actually, it's blue, but
that is so near the green family.
619
00:30:36,176 --> 00:30:38,207
- Pick a number between one and ten.
- Eight.
620
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:40,808
That's close enough.
621
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:51,957
- You totally wanted me to do that.
- You totally read my mind.
622
00:30:52,421 --> 00:30:56,947
♪ Dissolve the nerves
that have just begun ♪
623
00:30:57,536 --> 00:31:00,098
♪ Listening to Marvin ♪
624
00:31:00,112 --> 00:31:02,178
♪ All night long ♪
625
00:31:02,272 --> 00:31:05,166
♪ This is the sound ♪
626
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,048
♪ Of my soul ♪
627
00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:10,407
♪ This is the sound ♪
628
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,108
Whoa, slow down.
What do you mean she took off... when?
629
00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,657
You know, I don't know when.
She tricked me, okay?
630
00:31:15,706 --> 00:31:18,034
She clearly wants to take
all the credit for herself.
631
00:31:19,102 --> 00:31:21,352
Look, just... just meet me over here.
632
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,317
Oh, that's Lassie on the other line.
I gotta take it.
633
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,793
- You're dropping me for Lassiter?
- Hurry up!
634
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:28,667
You wait till now to call us?
635
00:31:28,702 --> 00:31:30,761
I called you as soon as I heard.
Do you think I want.
636
00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:32,693
Junior G-man here to
beat me to the punch.
637
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,925
Thank you.
638
00:31:38,677 --> 00:31:41,224
Well, it's affirmative...
our counterfeiter.
639
00:31:41,558 --> 00:31:43,737
Shot with his own gun...
there are signs of a struggle.
640
00:31:43,879 --> 00:31:46,656
Checks out as Steven J. Grabinski.
His only priors are a couple counts
641
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:49,154
of petty theft, and small-time
fraud in Washington.
642
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:53,232
He had a small scar, about three
inches on the jaw line, and...
643
00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:57,125
He wore a single stud diamond
in his left ear.
644
00:31:58,665 --> 00:31:59,684
Damn, she's good.
645
00:32:07,499 --> 00:32:08,843
Whoa... touchy!
646
00:32:09,107 --> 00:32:11,103
I don't know how you do it
in Washington, but here,
647
00:32:11,104 --> 00:32:13,499
we don't disturb the body till
forensics has a chance to come in,
648
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,579
- collect some evidence.
- Lassiter, ease up.
649
00:32:15,859 --> 00:32:18,052
We're lucky if our psychic
doesn't lick the body.
650
00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:19,156
Well...
651
00:32:19,547 --> 00:32:21,476
I guess congratulations are in order.
652
00:32:21,477 --> 00:32:23,865
We have to hand it
to our federal agents here.
653
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,183
Though we would have preferred
to bring him in and charge him,
654
00:32:27,184 --> 00:32:28,944
this case looks pretty much wrapped up.
655
00:32:29,337 --> 00:32:32,083
There's no need to congratulate us
for doing what is our job.
656
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,861
We don't ask for commendation for
what is merely our proud honor
657
00:32:34,862 --> 00:32:36,134
of servitude to our country.
658
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,365
Perhaps just a small hug.
659
00:32:40,281 --> 00:32:41,710
Just an itty-bitty one.
660
00:32:42,432 --> 00:32:43,478
I'm serious.
661
00:32:44,822 --> 00:32:45,855
Too much?
662
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,568
So how'd you sleep?
663
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:58,630
Well, I guess I was right
about one thing.
664
00:32:58,673 --> 00:33:00,817
It turned out to be a
pretty good week for you.
665
00:33:13,775 --> 00:33:15,869
Look, I'm sorry, Shawn.
666
00:33:16,268 --> 00:33:17,725
I don't know what
you want me to say to you.
667
00:33:17,726 --> 00:33:18,850
I don't know either.
668
00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:20,449
You lost a case. You lose.
669
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:22,088
She's on the winning side,
you're on the losing side.
670
00:33:22,089 --> 00:33:23,704
She's the winner, you're the loser.
671
00:33:24,564 --> 00:33:28,171
You know, dad, had I made
a list of things I did want to hear,
672
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,397
that wouldn't even
have made the top eight.
673
00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:32,915
Something is really off with this cake.
674
00:33:34,058 --> 00:33:36,859
But, Shawn, you want my advice,
675
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,218
I think you should quit.
676
00:33:39,292 --> 00:33:40,368
- What?
- You should quit.
677
00:33:40,369 --> 00:33:42,519
That's what you do. When things get tough,
678
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,607
somebody's better than you, you quit.
679
00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,487
- Where is this even coming from?
- Oh, come on, Shawn,
680
00:33:46,488 --> 00:33:48,641
I've got 80 examples sitting
on the tip of my tongue.
681
00:33:48,812 --> 00:33:51,676
Eighth grade you quit the bassoon when
Bobby Nowocinski beat you out
682
00:33:51,677 --> 00:33:53,155
for the solo in the winter festival.
683
00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,083
Let me get this straight.
684
00:33:54,084 --> 00:33:58,242
You have an example from eighth grade
sitting on the tip of your tongue?
685
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,441
Shawn, the point is, a year from now,
686
00:34:00,442 --> 00:34:03,014
you won't even be working for
the Santa Barbara Police Department.
687
00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:05,300
- You don't know that.
- All right, look, Shawn,
688
00:34:05,301 --> 00:34:08,233
now I'm gonna tell you something
that you do want to hear.
689
00:34:11,428 --> 00:34:14,040
I accept you for who you are.
690
00:34:15,543 --> 00:34:17,652
- Is that a fact?
- That is a fact.
691
00:34:17,713 --> 00:34:20,756
You don't have to prove anything to me.
I'm gonna let you off the hook.
692
00:34:21,548 --> 00:34:23,473
Now, how's that feel, better?
693
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,246
Now you can go ahead,
and you can quit this too.
694
00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:32,911
First of all... and I think
I can say this now
695
00:34:32,912 --> 00:34:34,489
with a fair amount of certainty...
696
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:36,696
there's definitely something
not right about this cake.
697
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:39,394
Maybe because it was baked
with a child's oven.
698
00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:42,620
We're talking about a deluxe
Easy-Bake Oven, Gus.
699
00:34:42,621 --> 00:34:45,750
I paid over $300 for it on eBay.
This is hardly a toy.
700
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,714
Okay, I didn't major in psychology,
701
00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:50,350
but I'm gonna guess this doesn't have
anything to do with the cake.
702
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,364
I'm sorry.
703
00:34:51,870 --> 00:34:54,672
It's got nothing to do with you or me
or my dad or the cake.
704
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,265
It's got a little something
to do with the cake.
705
00:34:58,869 --> 00:35:02,365
But it's mostly about Lindsay
showing us up on this case.
706
00:35:03,493 --> 00:35:05,969
She's either a crazy-good psychic,
707
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,333
or she's just a better
detective than me.
708
00:35:08,581 --> 00:35:11,232
Hey, I thought you had her
back at the hotel
709
00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,669
when you surprised her
with that $500.000 thing.
710
00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:16,372
I'm getting more...
I'm getting a lot more.
711
00:35:16,373 --> 00:35:20,436
Like 500.000, which would last
more than just a while.
712
00:35:20,437 --> 00:35:22,542
- Maybe a whole lifetime.
- That's not possible.
713
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,281
I did have her.
714
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,221
I totally had her. Come on!
715
00:35:31,717 --> 00:35:33,432
Mildred, you kept a record of everything
716
00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:35,485
that was said in this investigation.
Am I right?
717
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,834
If someone as little as burped,
I got it down.
718
00:35:37,861 --> 00:35:39,504
- There's a symbol for burp?
- Terrific.
719
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:40,892
I need you to clarify something for me.
720
00:35:40,893 --> 00:35:43,508
Two days ago, in the morning,
outside the Home Depot center.
721
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:46,374
Ewing and Leikin making small talk.
Can you read that back?
722
00:35:48,796 --> 00:35:53,420
- What was that, 0700 hours?
- No, no, it was 7:00 a.m.
723
00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:55,155
Here's something.
724
00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:57,758
Ewing: "Do you know
of a good chocolatier?"
725
00:35:57,759 --> 00:35:59,677
Leikin: "I had someone in Seattle,"
726
00:35:59,678 --> 00:36:02,560
"specialized in hazelnut
praline stuff... very good."
727
00:36:02,602 --> 00:36:04,710
- It was just after that.
- Something about the dye
728
00:36:04,711 --> 00:36:06,252
used in public swimming pools
729
00:36:06,253 --> 00:36:07,753
- to identify urine?
- No.
730
00:36:07,816 --> 00:36:09,075
- The musical Wicked?
- No.
731
00:36:09,108 --> 00:36:11,010
- Something about coffee?
- Yes, that's it.
732
00:36:11,082 --> 00:36:12,422
Mildred, could you read
the coffee thing?
733
00:36:12,432 --> 00:36:14,385
Ewing: "You breached protocol, Leikin."
734
00:36:14,386 --> 00:36:18,126
"I waited for you outside the hotel,
0630, but you weren't there."
735
00:36:18,168 --> 00:36:20,758
"Yeah, sorry, I got up early
and went to grab coffee."
736
00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:24,484
Mildred, where are Ewing and Leikin now?
737
00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:28,306
Where I'm supposed to be... catching
a chartered flight back to Washington.
738
00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:29,585
- I'm late.
- Not a problem.
739
00:36:29,586 --> 00:36:31,712
We'll give you a ride. We happen
to be headed that way.
740
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:32,543
That's great.
741
00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:34,841
- Mildred, here, say this.
- Shotgun.
742
00:36:34,966 --> 00:36:36,112
Tough luck, buddy.
743
00:36:38,781 --> 00:36:40,916
Well, folks...
744
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:43,606
You all did a nice job
on this investigation.
745
00:36:45,093 --> 00:36:46,561
So, uh...
746
00:36:46,985 --> 00:36:48,952
you have a MySpace page or something?
747
00:36:50,736 --> 00:36:51,896
Whoa, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!
748
00:36:51,897 --> 00:36:53,198
Wait, wait, wait!
749
00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:59,487
I just wanted to make sure I had
an opportunity to congratulate you,
750
00:36:59,488 --> 00:37:00,812
you know, personally.
751
00:37:01,362 --> 00:37:04,836
- Thank you. It's not necessary.
- No, no, no, it is necessary.
752
00:37:04,837 --> 00:37:06,547
You did it. You cracked it.
753
00:37:06,548 --> 00:37:09,688
I mean, you deserve all the credit...
You're amazing. She's an amazing person.
754
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:12,934
Look, Shawn, don't feel too bad.
755
00:37:12,935 --> 00:37:17,500
- There'll be other cases.
- Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
756
00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:20,613
But not for you.
757
00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:22,517
You see...
758
00:37:22,518 --> 00:37:25,603
It all started when you identified
the scar on the jaw line
759
00:37:25,604 --> 00:37:28,179
of our counterfeiter, along with
his little diamond-stud earring.
760
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,994
I mean, I couldn't even
draw a hair color.
761
00:37:31,218 --> 00:37:33,758
So there's no way that
you could do that unless...
762
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,824
Unless you'd already seen him before.
763
00:37:39,471 --> 00:37:41,438
- This is ridiculous.
- Is it?
764
00:37:42,443 --> 00:37:44,777
It's not like I'm wearing
a giant moose costume.
765
00:37:46,226 --> 00:37:48,091
I had a vision you were drinking coffee.
766
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:51,005
- Oh, congratulations.
- But not at the hotel.
767
00:37:53,592 --> 00:37:57,562
You were driving past one Starbucks,
two Starbucks, 17 Starbucks,
768
00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:59,515
and ended up all the way in Goleta.
769
00:38:00,181 --> 00:38:02,218
On the very same day that
Grabinski's Lamborghini
770
00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:05,416
was spotted just outside of town in...
Anybody?
771
00:38:06,768 --> 00:38:09,216
- Special?
- Goleta.
772
00:38:09,346 --> 00:38:11,784
That's right. Goleta.
773
00:38:13,089 --> 00:38:16,924
The two of you were partners
and you were in touch the whole time.
774
00:38:17,111 --> 00:38:20,026
What's more, they were
lovers in the night.
775
00:38:20,252 --> 00:38:21,427
I'm seeing somebody.
776
00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:23,919
I didn't think it was possible
to fall in love with somebody
777
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,287
in the span of five minutes.
778
00:38:25,357 --> 00:38:28,659
She got us so close to the counterfeiter
a month ago in Wilmette, Illinois.
779
00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:30,578
Probably just missed him
by five minutes.
780
00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:31,845
That's when you met him.
781
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:34,201
You didn't miss him. She had him.
782
00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:36,212
She had your bad boy red-handed.
783
00:38:36,263 --> 00:38:37,876
Suddenly you were much more interested
784
00:38:37,877 --> 00:38:40,536
in combining forces and
making a whole lot of money.
785
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,171
And it was going well.
786
00:38:42,652 --> 00:38:43,940
It was going very well...
787
00:38:44,818 --> 00:38:46,194
Until you blew it.
788
00:38:46,336 --> 00:38:47,981
You know which moment
I'm talking about, right?
789
00:38:47,982 --> 00:38:49,920
The one in the hotel room.
When you realized
790
00:38:49,921 --> 00:38:52,629
he had printed way more than
the 50,000 that you'd planned.
791
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:53,648
And the passport?
792
00:38:54,058 --> 00:38:56,944
So you called him that morning,
you met him at the warehouse.
793
00:38:56,945 --> 00:38:59,055
It was you who struggled with him.
794
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,620
And it was you who shot him dead.
795
00:39:03,857 --> 00:39:05,767
Only then, having your vision
796
00:39:05,768 --> 00:39:08,781
that miraculously led everyone
here to the crime scene.
797
00:39:09,645 --> 00:39:14,374
Oh, come on. I mean, I've seen poor
losers before, but this is just sad.
798
00:39:14,997 --> 00:39:16,524
Your DNA was all over him.
799
00:39:16,762 --> 00:39:20,116
But you covered your tracks by touching
the body in front of everybody
800
00:39:20,117 --> 00:39:22,435
before forensics had a chance
to come in and brush it.
801
00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:23,650
Or comb it.
802
00:39:24,202 --> 00:39:25,207
Braid it.
803
00:39:25,971 --> 00:39:27,584
- Maybe put it in pigtails.
- Shawn!
804
00:39:27,874 --> 00:39:29,897
That only leaves one outstanding issue.
805
00:39:29,898 --> 00:39:32,855
And that is...
Where's the rest of the money?
806
00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:34,849
Wait a minute.
807
00:39:35,401 --> 00:39:36,406
What's happening?
808
00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:39,114
What's happening to me?
809
00:39:39,397 --> 00:39:40,791
I've heard about this.
810
00:39:42,261 --> 00:39:44,525
It's called spontaneous
psychic krav maga.
811
00:39:48,808 --> 00:39:50,705
Oh, my, it's the bag.
812
00:39:51,086 --> 00:39:52,207
Something's in the bag!
813
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:55,936
It's bad. It's very bad.
And it could be embarrassing.
814
00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:08,840
Well, you were wrong
about one thing, Shawn.
815
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:12,873
I didn't sleep with you
because you were my enemy.
816
00:40:12,874 --> 00:40:16,318
I did it because I really thought
we had something.
817
00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:17,589
Okay.
818
00:40:17,808 --> 00:40:20,454
First of all, a little discretion
would be nice. All right?
819
00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:22,930
I mean, these are...
These are my co-workers.
820
00:40:23,874 --> 00:40:26,477
Secondly, anything
we had, you ruined.
821
00:40:27,283 --> 00:40:29,307
Because you betrayed your gift, Leikin.
822
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:32,760
You give a bad name to psychics like me
823
00:40:32,761 --> 00:40:35,166
who pride themselves
on the purity of that gift.
824
00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:38,275
There are so many people out there
who already doubt what we do.
825
00:40:38,276 --> 00:40:41,049
Now you've given 'em all a reason
to think that we're fakes.
826
00:40:41,659 --> 00:40:44,233
You sicken me...
I'm sickened.
827
00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:50,504
I mean, sure, I'm still wildly attracted
to you on the physical level, but...
828
00:40:50,505 --> 00:40:54,505
spiritually and psychically,
you're dead to me.
829
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,130
Gun!
830
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,320
I'm taking him and
I'm taking the plane.
831
00:41:09,198 --> 00:41:10,684
This is not what it looks like.
832
00:41:15,428 --> 00:41:18,141
Okay, they're just processing
Ms. Leikin's arrest before
833
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,887
we put her back on a plane to Washington.
834
00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:22,359
It'd be great if you guys could give me
this paperwork as soon as possible.
835
00:41:22,369 --> 00:41:23,373
Got it.
836
00:41:50,499 --> 00:41:52,007
Lassiter spilled a cup of coffee on me
837
00:41:52,008 --> 00:41:54,048
and right before I was
supposed to get on the plane.
838
00:41:54,087 --> 00:41:56,139
Thankfully I keep an extra
crisp, white shirt on me.
839
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:58,240
Government issue, folds up
to the size of my wallet.
840
00:41:58,490 --> 00:42:00,033
Fits in my back pocket.
841
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,321
Gotta love those boys
in the Gadget Tech Department.
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