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Watcha! 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,160 Okay, have a good day concentrating on your writing skills. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,000 - [Ryan] I will! 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,640 - Hey, can I just have a really quick, 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,880 totally relaxed, mum word with you? 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,480 - Ugh, parents behind the line. 9 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,560 - Um, Ryan said 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,520 that everyone else has their pen licence but him? 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,760 - That's right. 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,160 - Can I ask why? 13 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,800 - He hasn't earned it yet. 14 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,800 - Right. 15 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,360 Yeah, I'm not worried. 16 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,960 I mean, what's there to be worried about? 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,800 It's no one's fault. 18 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,040 He's a good kid, I'm a good mum. 19 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,360 Does this look like the face of a worried mum? 20 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,360 - Yes. 21 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,440 [lighthearted music] 22 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,200 [group chattering] 23 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,040 - Bye sweetheart. 24 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,320 - Has Cinnamon got her pen licence? 25 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,120 - Oh yeah, she was the first in Year One to get it. 26 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,840 Cinnamon has the fine motor skills of a nine-year-old. 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,040 She did a lot of tummy time. 28 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,000 - Ryan's still waiting on his. 29 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,400 - Oh. 30 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,480 What writing group is he in? 31 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,360 - Clever Kiwi? 32 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,200 - Oh. 33 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,680 Well, he's a good little drawer. 34 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,200 [both chuckle] 35 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,040 Hi! 36 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,960 - What writing group is Braxton in? 37 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,320 - Brainy Bats. 38 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,640 - Well, is brainy better than clever? 39 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,720 Why don't they rank kids clearly? 40 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,840 - I think to stop parents doing what you're doing now. 41 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,080 [lighthearted music] 42 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,200 - Is this Room 11? 43 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,080 - No? 44 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,360 - Miss Love told me to take this to Room 11. 45 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,560 - Okay, this is the office. 46 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,440 Room 11 is a classroom. 47 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,720 Yeah? 48 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,800 Out the front door to the left next to Room 12. 49 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,720 It's got a big number 11 on the door. 50 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,600 - Thanks! 51 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,320 - No, your other left! 52 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,320 Yes, that way. 53 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,920 - I mean, am I not doing enough as a parent? 54 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,480 - Mm, the evidence does suggest that. 55 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,040 - I wouldn't worry about it. 56 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,080 - I would. 57 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,600 What are the other kids writing like? 58 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,840 - Um... 59 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:16,000 - [sighs] Know your competition, Jess. 60 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,160 Why do you think I follow 61 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,280 all those boring Room 1 mums on Instagram? 62 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,800 I'm gathering information. 63 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 No offence, Hine. 64 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,880 - None taken. 65 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,360 - You need intel. 66 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,640 - You need to chill out. 67 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,080 - Volunteer in his class and snoop around. 68 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,000 - You can do that? 69 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,360 - Yeah. 70 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,640 Teachers are overworked and underpaid, 71 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,000 and as parents, it's our job to take advantage of that. 72 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,640 [light music] 73 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,160 - Fine. 74 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,760 You can glue art into art books. 75 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,520 Do not read anything into this, we are not bonding. 76 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,400 [ethereal music] 77 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,600 - Working quietly. 78 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,160 - We have a parent helper in, 79 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:26,160 so let's show her our very best Room 2 behaviour, please. 80 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,760 Nice and quiet. 81 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,240 If there are any shenanigans I will separate you two. 82 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,480 - [Both] Yes, Miss Love. 83 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:41,160 - All right, Room 2, pens and pencil out. 84 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,280 Maths quiz, it's new questions today so listen carefully. 85 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,520 Three plus two equals? 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,160 [light music] 87 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,400 Eyes on your own work. 88 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,960 - Sorry, Miss Love. 89 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,960 - Eight minus one equals? 90 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,680 And... 91 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,680 Extras for experts, 92 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,600 seven times seven plus one. 93 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:31,960 - 50. 94 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,600 [Jess coughs] 95 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,360 - Everyone doing their own work, please. 96 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,720 [cheerful music] 97 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,320 - How'd you go? 98 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,800 - Great, yeah. 99 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,640 Oh, his artwork is so good. 100 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:57,680 His pizza aliens, they really look like pizza aliens. 101 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,040 - But no pen licence yet? 102 00:04:59,080 --> 00:04:59,920 - No, no. 103 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,720 - I'm the last person to create unnecessary parental stress 104 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,920 but there was a mother last year 105 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,800 whose son never got his P.L. 106 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,680 - And? 107 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,360 - He's repeating Year One. 108 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,600 - Oh god, that's so embarrassing. 109 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,920 I mean, if that's what that child needs 110 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,280 we should be nothing but supportive. 111 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,760 - Oh, no judgement , but she's not a very good parent. 112 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,280 He has unlimited screen time. 113 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,480 If I was you, I would do anything to get that pen licence. 114 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,920 - Anything? 115 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,360 - That's what I said. 116 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,760 [alarm rings] [light music] 117 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,960 [children chattering] 118 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,440 - How was your day? 119 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,600 - I've got homework. 120 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,840 - I can help you 'cause mum will do anything 121 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,720 to get you that pen licence. 122 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,360 [cheerful music] 123 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,080 - Malo e Lelei Kate Shepherds and Shepherdesses, 124 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,160 a reminder that Kapa Haka is cancelled today 125 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,920 due to a school-wide poi shortage. 126 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,720 - Here's your homework. 127 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,720 - It looks different. 128 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,760 - Oh, yeah, no you just haven't seen it for a while, 129 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,440 so you can't remember what it looks like. 130 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,560 - It's longer. 131 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,520 - Yeah, but it's definitely your work. 132 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,600 Definitely, just with a better ending, 133 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,280 and superior letter construction. 134 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,920 I took your advice. 135 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,200 - Finally. 136 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,480 - What did you do? 137 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,960 - I helped Ryan with his homework. 138 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,240 - You encouraged him to love to learn? 139 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,080 - Yes. 140 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,080 And I did it for him. 141 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,280 - Oh, Jess. 142 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,040 Heather said I should! - No, that's not what I said. 143 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,160 - Yeah, you said I should do anything. 144 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,280 - That doesn't sound like me. 145 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,400 - No, you inferred 146 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,040 that he would repeat Year One if I didn't. 147 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,280 - I meant play Mozart, use flash cards, 148 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,920 intimidate teachers into giving well-deserved advantages. 149 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,880 Bet you wish you'd listened to me now. 150 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,400 - Mr Coxhead wants to see... 151 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,360 Yes? 152 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,880 Ah, Jesa-sa? 153 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,480 Jessa? 154 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,240 Jesus? 155 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,120 - Jess? 156 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,800 - Ooh. Ooh. 157 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,120 [Heather mumbling] 158 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,000 [cheerful music] 159 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,560 - Okay, ask Miss Love to sign that and bring it back. 160 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,120 [door rattling] 161 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,320 It's a push, love. 162 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,440 You used it probably like five seconds ago coming in. 163 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,240 Push. 164 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,640 [Ryan grunting] 165 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,760 There you go. 166 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 - Am I in trouble? 167 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,680 - At Kate Sheppard no one's ever in trouble, 168 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,720 they're just in an opportunity to learn. 169 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,520 Actually, this is about Ryan. 170 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,320 - As a single mother it's really hard to find time 171 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,360 to concentrate on his fine motor skills. 172 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,200 - He did really well in the maths quiz yesterday, 173 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,360 and his writing- 174 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,720 - Oh, yeah, you liked that? 175 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,040 - Great ending. 176 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,240 - Yeah, well the trick is to learn a lesson 177 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,200 and keep it simple. [giggles] 178 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,360 - Sorry I'm late, PVA ingestion situation. 179 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,880 - This is Livia, 180 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,320 she curates the gifted class at Kate Sheppard. 181 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,000 - Hi. [gasps] 182 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,400 You think Ryan's gifted? 183 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,600 [upbeat music] 184 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,400 [Livia chuckles] 185 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,480 [light music] 186 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,000 - Oh, thanks love. 187 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,320 - You're welcome, love. 188 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,800 - You're very polite. - You too. 189 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,240 Have a nice day. 190 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,120 - Your classroom's the other way! 191 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,280 Push. 192 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,160 There you go. 193 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,120 - I've seen your child's recent output 194 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,320 and I'd like to invite you to tour our gifted facility. 195 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,640 - Oh, look. To be honest I really don't- 196 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,760 - Our course focuses on fine motor skills, 197 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,560 science and outshining the other classes. 198 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,920 [Jess chuckles] 199 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,000 - Tell me more. 200 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,880 [cheerful music] 201 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,800 - Ryan's been offered a spot in the Gifted Habitat? 202 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,240 - Well, it's just a tour, 203 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,120 which we'll take out of courtesy and then politely decline. 204 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,440 - Since he's only there 205 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,280 because you did his homework for him? 206 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,520 - Do you think that means I'm gifted? 207 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,040 - [Heather And Hine] No. 208 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,880 - Cinnamon is more gifted than Ryan. 209 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,680 No offence. - Some taken. 210 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,720 - Braxton does good impersonations. 211 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,320 He does a great Heather. 212 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,960 "Don't eat sugar 'cause it'll make you bad at maths." 213 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,600 [Jess and Hine laugh] 214 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,440 - They did a study. 215 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,680 Excuse me ladies. 216 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,440 Don't talk to Phil. - I need to talk to Phil. 217 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,360 - Braxton nails her storming-out face. 218 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,000 [Jess and Hine laugh] 219 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,760 [cheerful music] 220 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,080 - Is my poi in lost property? 221 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,920 - Did you lose it on the roof again? 222 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,440 That's the third time this week. 223 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,840 Aren't you in the Gifted Habitat? 224 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,240 Yeah? 225 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,280 All right, I'll ask Freddy to help you. 226 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,880 He loves constantly getting things off the school roof. 227 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,760 Jeepers. 228 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,360 [Heather shrieks] 229 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,520 ♪ A 230 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,280 ♪ E 231 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,120 ♪ I 232 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:46,960 ♪ O, U 233 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,400 - [Phil] Piko. 234 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,200 ♪ Piko, piko, piko 235 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,440 - Cinnamon forgot her art homework. 236 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,560 Which is so unlike her 237 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,680 as she has an almost photographic memory. 238 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,280 - Oh. 239 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,120 [cheerful music] 240 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,480 Is this really her work? 241 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,360 - Yes. 242 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,120 - She just turned six. 243 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,600 - Clearly an early bloomer. 244 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,440 - This is what Cinnamon drew yesterday. 245 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,280 - An early and fast bloomer. 246 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,880 You don't have any issue with these two 247 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,760 being from the same artist within a 24-hour time frame? 248 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,880 - Children can have dramatic leaps in their learning. 249 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,560 You must be so embarrassed that you didn't know that. 250 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,960 - Cinnamon is a very talented girl. 251 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,640 I would say gifted, wouldn't you? 252 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,400 - Cinnamon is a very talented girl. 253 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,480 - Gifted girl. 254 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,840 - Gifted is a big leap from talented. 255 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,520 - What's it gonna take Phil? 256 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,240 [upbeat music] 257 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,000 I promised not to go on another field trip all year 258 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,400 if he let me do the tour. 259 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,000 - 'Cause you yelled at those kids on the bus last time? 260 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,160 - The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish, 261 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,480 not swish swash swish. 262 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,280 - I thought you were against cheating? 263 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,080 - It's not cheating to give my female daughter 264 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,520 the same opportunities as the patriarchy. 265 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,800 If we can get a girl in The Wiggles 266 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,960 we can get my girl in the Gifted Habitat. 267 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,080 - Let's just agree we're both terrible parents. 268 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,720 - I agree to no such thing. 269 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,480 - Hey? 270 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,960 Phil said I should come, 271 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,920 since Braxton and Cinnamon are on the same level. 272 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,680 Brainy-wise. 273 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,720 [classic music] 274 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,640 - Welcome to the Gifted Habitat, 275 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,920 featuring state-of-the-art technology, 276 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,960 a teacher ratio of five to one 277 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,200 and 99% success rate for early admissions to Intermediate. 278 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,840 - Wow! 279 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,360 - I feel like the colours are brighter in here? 280 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,920 - It's a special UV light. 281 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,920 Not a lot of people notice that. 282 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,760 - Well, I am an artist by trade so... 283 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,200 - I loved that eczema pamphlet you designed. 284 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,680 - Thank you. 285 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:04,480 Well, I was really inspired by Francis Bacon's early work. 286 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,200 Well, the children are currently all 287 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,000 at their daily music lessons so it is a good time to- 288 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,440 [bell dings] 289 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,640 - To what? 290 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,480 - Shh. 291 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,480 Freeze. 292 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,640 - Is that your text alert? 293 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,760 - Like a ghost school bell? 294 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,400 - Or quite a slow cow? 295 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,000 - Shh. [bell dings] 296 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,360 And unfreeze. 297 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,800 We practise mindfulness so pause every 20 minutes, 298 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,120 just to breathe. 299 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,840 - Oh, wow. - Wow. 300 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,720 - Do the kids still get to play? 301 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,320 - The breaks are slightly shorter 302 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,440 but they are less frequent. 303 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,280 - I'm out. 304 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,840 - Hine! 305 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,400 - Would you like to explore the celebration 306 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,600 of achievement nook? 307 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,400 - [Jess And Heather] Yes, please. 308 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,160 - I'll leave you to it. - Oh. 309 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,040 Is it bad that I want Ryan and Cinnamon to be in this class? 310 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,040 - No. - Even if they're 311 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,800 not technically gifted? 312 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,680 - They have been gifted with excellent mothers. 313 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,040 And studies show that if a child believes they're smart 314 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,120 they'll do better at school. 315 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:14,960 - So we're actually helping them 316 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 by lying about their talents? 317 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,040 - It's not lying, it's positive truth massage. 318 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,560 That's what parenting is. 319 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,480 - It's not taking another kid's spot? 320 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,040 - What, a child that's gifted 321 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,800 and therefore will probably be fine? 322 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,760 - Oh, you're a gifted parent. 323 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,160 - I get that a lot. 324 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:31,960 Don't touch. 325 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,480 [light music] 326 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,280 [water spattering] 327 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,840 - Congratulations. 328 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,200 A gifted child is often the result of genetics 329 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,720 and/or exceptional parenting. 330 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,920 - Thank you so much. 331 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,200 No one has ever said- - Oh, shh. 332 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,680 - Bing dong dong. 333 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,680 - As part of the course we use an app 334 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,800 to keep the parents updated 24/7. 335 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,000 - Finally. 336 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,480 - So does that mean that I could see 337 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,080 that he's improving in like writing, for example 338 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,160 but for no specific reason? 339 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,120 - Everyone can see. - Everyone? 340 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,400 - We have a transparency policy. 341 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,720 All grades are public. 342 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,360 It encourages healthy competition 343 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,200 and weeds out the underachievers. 344 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,720 - So everyone can see her marks 345 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,240 before I intervene and correct them? 346 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,360 - Yes. 347 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,240 Also, every child plays an instrument. 348 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,000 In Year One, it's the recorder. 349 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,760 - Oh. 350 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,160 [light music] 351 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,080 - A reminder for all students to bring plastic bags, 352 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,640 wool and a gold coin 353 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,720 for the poi making fundraiser tomorrow in the library. 354 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,960 - There's not a lot of art up? 355 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,360 - We like to focus on the more important things. 356 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,720 Now, I just need to get their year's worth of grades 357 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,360 and then we can start on a goal pyramid. 358 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,160 - Well, ah, we can get 359 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,560 that entirely accurate documentation for you, right? 360 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,440 - No need. I can access it all here. 361 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,600 - But should you? 362 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,880 - Sorry? 363 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,400 - Spider! - Sorry? 364 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,640 - Gone now. 365 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,800 - Okay. 366 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,120 [exciting music] 367 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,480 Right. 368 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,960 Ah... 369 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,600 Ryan doesn't have a pen licence? 370 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,440 - How would you define have? 371 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,880 [cheerful music] 372 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,960 Then, yes, it's true, Ryan doesn't have his pen licence 373 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,040 but he's such a good drawer. 374 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,280 - Okay, this is not an art class; it's a smart class. 375 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,520 - Oh, judgmental much. 376 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,320 - Excuse me? 377 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,600 - Well, no excuse me. 378 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,640 It's just you're coming off quite elitist 379 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,600 and I don't know if I want my child to be taught 380 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,960 by someone who doesn't appreciate all children. 381 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,360 - Oh, I definitely was not going to offer you a place. 382 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,600 You're clearly not Gifted Habitat material. 383 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,720 - Excuse me, no one disses my friend but me. 384 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,760 And I only do it to encourage her. 385 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,360 Ryan is kind and funny and he never smells weird. 386 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,240 Jess is doing a great job. 387 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,680 - Thank you. 388 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,720 And if you don't want Ryan then you can't have Cinnamon. 389 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,840 So there's no point in looking up her marks, 390 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,560 but know that she would be an asset 391 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,440 because Heather is the best at mumming. 392 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,120 [ball clattering] 393 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,400 - Mumming isn't even a word. 394 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,280 [cheerful music] 395 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,520 - Hey. 396 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,360 - Hey, so I decided not to enrol Ryan 397 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,840 in the gifted programme. 398 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,360 - Oh, ka pai. 399 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400 - Well, actually, they turned him down but I was like, 400 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,920 "Well if you don't want him, you can't have him". 401 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,480 - You're doing a good job. [Jess sighs] 402 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,440 He's a nice kid. 403 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,320 - Thanks. 404 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,680 Braxton's pretty sweet too. 405 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,360 - Yeah. He's very good at bubble baths. 406 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,280 - Oh, I bet. Yeah. 407 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,600 - Where's Heather? 408 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,320 - I'd like to thank you for the offer of the gifted class 409 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,720 but I've decided to decline. 410 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,320 - But you made me? 411 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,760 - Well, that's neither here nor there. 412 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,280 The only reason is that they learn the recorder 413 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,280 and I will not have that instrument of torture in my house. 414 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,240 - Cinnamon's very smart. 415 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,720 She's an excellent negotiator. 416 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,040 - She is? 417 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,280 - I gave her a gold star for her Weta Inquiry Project 418 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,840 and she argued me up to three gold stars and a rainbow. 419 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,880 - [chuckles] That's my girl. 420 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,320 You're a good teacher, Phil. 421 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,000 - And you're a very complicated parent. 422 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,040 - Thank you. 423 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,520 And obviously, this makes our deal null and void, 424 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,200 so I'll be coming on every school trip this year. 425 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,080 [cheerful music] 426 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:51,120 [alarm rings] [children chattering] 427 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,480 - Yah. All right, go play in the playground, 428 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,560 and know that I love you just as you are. 429 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,480 [Jess sighs] 430 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,760 [Jess clears throat] 431 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,280 I helped Ryan with his maths test yesterday. 432 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,360 - I know. 433 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,880 - And his writing homework. 434 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,080 - I liked your ending. 435 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,800 - Thank you. 436 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,400 Why did you let me go on the gifted tour 437 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,640 if he didn't deserve it? 438 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,200 - We learn more from our mistakes than our successes, 439 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,080 don't you think? 440 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,040 Ryan wrote a new story today. 441 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,480 - "My mum is my hero." 442 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,600 - Nice, clear voice. 443 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,720 - "My mum is my hero. 444 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,520 [gentle music] 445 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,680 She is good at drawing and pizza and she never gives up. 446 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,920 When I grow up I want to be good at drawing 447 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,880 and pizza and never give oop." 448 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,120 - His writing's not great 449 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,280 but he's on track to get his licence soon. 450 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840 - Thank you. 451 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,160 - You're good at making pizza? 452 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,440 - Oh, no, no, no. 453 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,400 Good at eating it. 454 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,120 ♪ For you 455 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:38,160 ♪ I will be there, all of my friends ♪ 456 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,720 ♪ For you 457 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,800 - Oh, I'm so not worried 458 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,120 about him getting his pen licence anymore. 459 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,080 He will figure it out. 460 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,640 - I'm not worried about Cinnamon. 461 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,240 She's as amazing as I constantly tell her she is. 462 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,640 - I was never worried about Braxton 463 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,680 but I'll agree for the sake of symmetry. 464 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,080 - Thank you for sticking up for me today. 465 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,720 - No one is mean to my friend but me. 466 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,000 ♪ How grateful are we 467 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,200 ♪ To share cups of tea 468 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:17,120 ♪ To sit on the lawn and sing all day long ♪ 469 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,720 [light music] 32216

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