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[light music]
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[group chattering]
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- Flying bag! Watcha!
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Okay, have a good day
concentrating
on your writing skills.
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- [Ryan] I will!
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- Hey, can I just have a really
quick,
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totally relaxed, mum word with
you?
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- Ugh, parents behind the line.
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- Um, Ryan said
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that everyone else has
their pen licence but him?
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- That's right.
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- Can I ask why?
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- He hasn't earned it yet.
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- Right.
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Yeah, I'm not worried.
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I mean, what's there to be
worried about?
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It's no one's fault.
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He's a good kid, I'm a good mum.
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Does this look like the
face of a worried mum?
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- Yes.
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[lighthearted music]
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[group chattering]
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- Bye sweetheart.
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- Has Cinnamon got her pen
licence?
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- Oh yeah, she was the
first in Year One to get it.
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Cinnamon has the fine motor
skills of a nine-year-old.
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She did a lot of tummy time.
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- Ryan's still waiting on his.
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- Oh.
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What writing group is he in?
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- Clever Kiwi?
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- Oh.
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Well, he's a good little drawer.
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[both chuckle]
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Hi!
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- What writing group is Braxton
in?
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- Brainy Bats.
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- Well, is brainy better than
clever?
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Why don't they rank kids
clearly?
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- I think to stop parents
doing what you're doing now.
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[lighthearted music]
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- Is this Room 11?
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- No?
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- Miss Love told me to
take this to Room 11.
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- Okay, this is the office.
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Room 11 is a classroom.
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Yeah?
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Out the front door to
the left next to Room 12.
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It's got a big number 11 on the
door.
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- Thanks!
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- No, your other left!
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Yes, that way.
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- I mean, am I not doing
enough as a parent?
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- Mm, the evidence does suggest
that.
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- I wouldn't worry about it.
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- I would.
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What are the other kids writing
like?
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- Um...
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- [sighs] Know your competition,
Jess.
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Why do you think I follow
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all those boring Room 1 mums on
Instagram?
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I'm gathering information.
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No offence, Hine.
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- None taken.
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- You need intel.
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- You need to chill out.
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- Volunteer in his class and
snoop around.
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- You can do that?
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- Yeah.
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Teachers are overworked and
underpaid,
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and as parents, it's our job
to take advantage of that.
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[light music]
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- Fine.
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You can glue art into art books.
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Do not read anything into
this, we are not bonding.
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[ethereal music]
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- Working quietly.
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- We have a parent helper in,
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so let's show her our very
best Room 2 behaviour, please.
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Nice and quiet.
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If there are any shenanigans
I will separate you two.
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- [Both] Yes, Miss Love.
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- All right, Room 2, pens and
pencil out.
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Maths quiz, it's new questions
today so listen carefully.
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Three plus two equals?
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[light music]
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Eyes on your own work.
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- Sorry, Miss Love.
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- Eight minus one equals?
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And...
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Extras for experts,
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seven times seven plus one.
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- 50.
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[Jess coughs]
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- Everyone doing their own work,
please.
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[cheerful music]
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- How'd you go?
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- Great, yeah.
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Oh, his artwork is so good.
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His pizza aliens, they really
look like pizza aliens.
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- But no pen licence yet?
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- No, no.
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- I'm the last person to create
unnecessary parental stress
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but there was a mother last year
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whose son never got his P.L.
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- And?
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- He's repeating Year One.
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- Oh god, that's so
embarrassing.
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I mean, if that's what that
child needs
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we should be nothing but
supportive.
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- Oh, no judgement , but
she's not a very good parent.
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He has unlimited screen time.
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If I was you, I would do
anything to get that pen
licence.
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- Anything?
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- That's what I said.
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[alarm rings]
[light music]
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[children chattering]
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- How was your day?
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- I've got homework.
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- I can help you 'cause
mum will do anything
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to get you that pen licence.
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[cheerful music]
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- Malo e Lelei Kate
Shepherds and Shepherdesses,
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a reminder that Kapa
Haka is cancelled today
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due to a school-wide poi
shortage.
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- Here's your homework.
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- It looks different.
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- Oh, yeah, no you just
haven't seen it for a while,
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so you can't remember what it
looks like.
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- It's longer.
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- Yeah, but it's definitely your
work.
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Definitely, just with a better
ending,
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and superior letter
construction.
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I took your advice.
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- Finally.
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- What did you do?
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- I helped Ryan with his
homework.
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- You encouraged him to love to
learn?
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- Yes.
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And I did it for him.
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- Oh, Jess.
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Heather said I should!
- No, that's not what I said.
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- Yeah, you said I should do
anything.
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- That doesn't sound like me.
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- No, you inferred
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that he would repeat Year One if
I didn't.
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- I meant play Mozart, use flash
cards,
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intimidate teachers into giving
well-deserved advantages.
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Bet you wish you'd listened to
me now.
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- Mr Coxhead wants to see...
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Yes?
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Ah, Jesa-sa?
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Jessa?
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Jesus?
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- Jess?
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- Ooh. Ooh.
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[Heather mumbling]
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[cheerful music]
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- Okay, ask Miss Love to
sign that and bring it back.
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[door rattling]
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It's a push, love.
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You used it probably like
five seconds ago coming in.
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Push.
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[Ryan grunting]
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There you go.
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- Am I in trouble?
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- At Kate Sheppard no
one's ever in trouble,
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they're just in an opportunity
to learn.
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Actually, this is about Ryan.
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- As a single mother it's
really hard to find time
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to concentrate on his fine motor
skills.
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- He did really well in
the maths quiz yesterday,
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and his writing-
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- Oh, yeah, you liked that?
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- Great ending.
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- Yeah, well the trick
is to learn a lesson
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and keep it simple. [giggles]
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- Sorry I'm late, PVA ingestion
situation.
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- This is Livia,
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she curates the gifted
class at Kate Sheppard.
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- Hi. [gasps]
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You think Ryan's gifted?
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[upbeat music]
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[Livia chuckles]
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[light music]
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- Oh, thanks love.
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- You're welcome, love.
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- You're very polite.
- You too.
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Have a nice day.
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- Your classroom's the other
way!
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Push.
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There you go.
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- I've seen your child's recent
output
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and I'd like to invite you
to tour our gifted facility.
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- Oh, look. To be honest I
really don't-
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- Our course focuses on fine
motor skills,
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science and outshining the other
classes.
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[Jess chuckles]
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- Tell me more.
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[cheerful music]
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- Ryan's been offered a
spot in the Gifted Habitat?
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- Well, it's just a tour,
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which we'll take out of courtesy
and then politely decline.
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- Since he's only there
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because you did his homework for
him?
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- Do you think that means I'm
gifted?
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- [Heather And Hine] No.
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- Cinnamon is more gifted than
Ryan.
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No offence.
- Some taken.
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- Braxton does good
impersonations.
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He does a great Heather.
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"Don't eat sugar 'cause
it'll make you bad at maths."
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[Jess and Hine laugh]
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- They did a study.
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Excuse me ladies.
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Don't talk to Phil.
- I need to talk to Phil.
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- Braxton nails her storming-out
face.
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[Jess and Hine laugh]
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[cheerful music]
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- Is my poi in lost property?
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- Did you lose it on the roof
again?
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That's the third time this week.
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Aren't you in the Gifted
Habitat?
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Yeah?
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All right, I'll ask Freddy to
help you.
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He loves constantly getting
things off the school roof.
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Jeepers.
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[Heather shrieks]
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♪ A
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♪ E
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♪ I
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♪ O, U
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- [Phil] Piko.
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♪ Piko, piko, piko
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- Cinnamon forgot her art
homework.
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Which is so unlike her
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as she has an almost
photographic memory.
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- Oh.
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[cheerful music]
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Is this really her work?
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- Yes.
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- She just turned six.
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- Clearly an early bloomer.
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- This is what Cinnamon drew
yesterday.
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- An early and fast bloomer.
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You don't have any issue with
these two
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being from the same artist
within a 24-hour time frame?
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- Children can have dramatic
leaps in their learning.
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You must be so embarrassed
that you didn't know that.
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- Cinnamon is a very talented
girl.
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I would say gifted, wouldn't
you?
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- Cinnamon is a very talented
girl.
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- Gifted girl.
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- Gifted is a big leap from
talented.
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- What's it gonna take Phil?
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[upbeat music]
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I promised not to go on
another field trip all year
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if he let me do the tour.
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- 'Cause you yelled at those
kids on the bus last time?
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- The wipers on the bus
go swish swish swish,
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not swish swash swish.
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- I thought you were against
cheating?
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- It's not cheating to
give my female daughter
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the same opportunities as the
patriarchy.
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If we can get a girl in The
Wiggles
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we can get my girl in the Gifted
Habitat.
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- Let's just agree we're
both terrible parents.
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- I agree to no such thing.
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- Hey?
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Phil said I should come,
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since Braxton and Cinnamon
are on the same level.
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Brainy-wise.
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[classic music]
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- Welcome to the Gifted Habitat,
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featuring state-of-the-art
technology,
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a teacher ratio of five to one
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and 99% success rate for early
admissions to Intermediate.
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- Wow!
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- I feel like the colours
are brighter in here?
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- It's a special UV light.
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Not a lot of people notice that.
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- Well, I am an artist by trade
so...
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- I loved that eczema
pamphlet you designed.
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- Thank you.
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Well, I was really inspired
by Francis Bacon's early work.
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Well, the children are currently
all
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at their daily music lessons
so it is a good time to-
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[bell dings]
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- To what?
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- Shh.
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Freeze.
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- Is that your text alert?
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- Like a ghost school bell?
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- Or quite a slow cow?
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- Shh.
[bell dings]
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And unfreeze.
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We practise mindfulness
so pause every 20 minutes,
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just to breathe.
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- Oh, wow.
- Wow.
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- Do the kids still get to play?
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- The breaks are slightly
shorter
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but they are less frequent.
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- I'm out.
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- Hine!
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- Would you like to
explore the celebration
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of achievement nook?
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- [Jess And Heather] Yes,
please.
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- I'll leave you to it.
- Oh.
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Is it bad that I want Ryan and
Cinnamon to be in this class?
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- No.
- Even if they're
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not technically gifted?
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- They have been gifted
with excellent mothers.
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And studies show that if a
child believes they're smart
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they'll do better at school.
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- So we're actually helping them
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by lying about their talents?
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- It's not lying, it's
positive truth massage.
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That's what parenting is.
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- It's not taking another kid's
spot?
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- What, a child that's gifted
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and therefore will probably be
fine?
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- Oh, you're a gifted parent.
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- I get that a lot.
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Don't touch.
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[light music]
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[water spattering]
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- Congratulations.
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A gifted child is often
the result of genetics
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and/or exceptional parenting.
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- Thank you so much.
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No one has ever said-
- Oh, shh.
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- Bing dong dong.
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- As part of the course we use
an app
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to keep the parents updated
24/7.
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- Finally.
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- So does that mean that I could
see
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that he's improving in
like writing, for example
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but for no specific reason?
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- Everyone can see.
- Everyone?
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- We have a transparency policy.
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All grades are public.
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It encourages healthy
competition
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and weeds out the
underachievers.
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- So everyone can see her marks
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before I intervene and correct
them?
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- Yes.
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Also, every child plays an
instrument.
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In Year One, it's the recorder.
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- Oh.
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[light music]
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- A reminder for all students
to bring plastic bags,
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wool and a gold coin
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for the poi making fundraiser
tomorrow in the library.
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- There's not a lot of art up?
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- We like to focus on the
more important things.
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Now, I just need to get
their year's worth of grades
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and then we can start on a goal
pyramid.
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- Well, ah, we can get
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that entirely accurate
documentation for you, right?
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- No need. I can access it all
here.
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- But should you?
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- Sorry?
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- Spider!
- Sorry?
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- Gone now.
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- Okay.
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[exciting music]
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Right.
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Ah...
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Ryan doesn't have a pen licence?
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- How would you define have?
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[cheerful music]
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Then, yes, it's true, Ryan
doesn't have his pen licence
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but he's such a good drawer.
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- Okay, this is not an art
class; it's a smart class.
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- Oh, judgmental much.
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- Excuse me?
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- Well, no excuse me.
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It's just you're coming off
quite elitist
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and I don't know if I
want my child to be taught
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by someone who doesn't
appreciate all children.
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- Oh, I definitely was not
going to offer you a place.
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You're clearly not
Gifted Habitat material.
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- Excuse me, no one
disses my friend but me.
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And I only do it to encourage
her.
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Ryan is kind and funny
and he never smells weird.
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Jess is doing a great job.
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- Thank you.
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And if you don't want Ryan
then you can't have Cinnamon.
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So there's no point in
looking up her marks,
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but know that she would be an
asset
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because Heather is the best at
mumming.
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[ball clattering]
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- Mumming isn't even a word.
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[cheerful music]
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- Hey.
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- Hey, so I decided not to enrol
Ryan
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in the gifted programme.
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- Oh, ka pai.
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- Well, actually, they turned
him down but I was like,
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"Well if you don't want
him, you can't have him".
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- You're doing a good job.
[Jess sighs]
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He's a nice kid.
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00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,320
- Thanks.
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00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,680
Braxton's pretty sweet too.
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- Yeah. He's very good at bubble
baths.
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- Oh, I bet. Yeah.
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- Where's Heather?
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- I'd like to thank you for
the offer of the gifted class
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but I've decided to decline.
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- But you made me?
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- Well, that's neither here nor
there.
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The only reason is that
they learn the recorder
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and I will not have that
instrument of torture in my
house.
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- Cinnamon's very smart.
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She's an excellent negotiator.
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- She is?
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- I gave her a gold star
for her Weta Inquiry Project
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and she argued me up to three
gold stars and a rainbow.
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- [chuckles] That's my girl.
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You're a good teacher, Phil.
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- And you're a very complicated
parent.
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- Thank you.
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And obviously, this makes
our deal null and void,
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so I'll be coming on every
school trip this year.
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[cheerful music]
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[alarm rings]
[children chattering]
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00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,480
- Yah. All right, go
play in the playground,
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and know that I love you just as
you are.
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[Jess sighs]
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00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,760
[Jess clears throat]
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I helped Ryan with his
maths test yesterday.
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- I know.
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- And his writing homework.
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00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,080
- I liked your ending.
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00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,800
- Thank you.
436
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,400
Why did you let me go on the
gifted tour
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00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,640
if he didn't deserve it?
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00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,200
- We learn more from our
mistakes than our successes,
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00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,080
don't you think?
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00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,040
Ryan wrote a new story today.
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- "My mum is my hero."
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- Nice, clear voice.
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00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,720
- "My mum is my hero.
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[gentle music]
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She is good at drawing and
pizza and she never gives up.
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00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,920
When I grow up I want
to be good at drawing
447
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,880
and pizza and never give oop."
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00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,120
- His writing's not great
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00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,280
but he's on track to get his
licence soon.
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00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840
- Thank you.
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00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,160
- You're good at making pizza?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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Good at eating it.
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♪ For you
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♪ I will be there, all of my
friends ♪
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♪ For you
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- Oh, I'm so not worried
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00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,120
about him getting his pen
licence anymore.
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He will figure it out.
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00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,640
- I'm not worried about
Cinnamon.
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00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,240
She's as amazing as I
constantly tell her she is.
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- I was never worried about
Braxton
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but I'll agree for the sake of
symmetry.
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- Thank you for sticking up for
me today.
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- No one is mean to my friend
but me.
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♪ How grateful are we
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♪ To share cups of tea
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♪ To sit on the lawn
and sing all day long ♪
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[light music]
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