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You have the tickets?
Got 'em.
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You sure
you have the tickets?
Yes.
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Why would you do that?
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* Tell me whyI love you like I do
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* Tell me whocan stop my heartas much as you
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* Let's take each other's hand
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* As we jump intothe final frontier
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* I'm mad about you, baby
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* Yeah!
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* I'm mad about you
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Hi, yeah, I'd like to confirm
a reservation
for 8:00 tonight.
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The name is Buchman.
For four.
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Come on, they're gonna
be here any second.
You have it. Huh.
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Nothing is
gonna go wrong.
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Well, now, okay,
let me ask you this,
do you debone your fish?
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You do? All right.
Well, we'll see you there.
Okay.
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So, here's the situation,
they didn't lose
the reservation
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and I'm not gonna choke.
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Sweetie...
All right, so here's
what I think.
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It's either gonna
be food poisoning
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or... Sorry, Clapper.
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I'm gonna get hit
by some sort of
public transportation.
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Would you stop?
It's your birthday.
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PAUL: That's exactly my point.
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If you think
it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen.
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No, excuse me.
What about all
the other years
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when I didn't think
it was going to happen?
Still it happened.
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It's you, me, Ira,
and Susannah. We're gonna
have a nice dinner...
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Ouch.
What happened?
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No, no, no,
I'm just practicing.
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Fine. You're gonna
fall in a well.
Are you happy now?
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You know, I fell in a well.
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You did not?
Birthday, 15. Amish country.
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You fell in a well?
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While making a wish.
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Okay?
My God.
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No, no, no, this is
the beauty-- this is
the beauty of the thing.
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See, I know
it's gonna suck.
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I know there's
some disaster coming
and still
40
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I continue
to have birthdays.
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Maybe this one
will be better.
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Oh, no, no, it will suck.
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It's just that I just
don't know what form
the disaster will take
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and therein
lies the fascination.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Are you ready? Come on.
I'm-- I'm absolutely all set.
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Please don't
call her Sue this time.
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Who?
JAMIE: Susannah.
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PAUL: When did I call her Sue?
Last week on the way
to the movies.
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Well, I was in a hurry.
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It's your day.
Please try to enjoy it.
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Okay. Tell me
what you see.
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Cat?
Hmm. Whose cat?
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Ira's cat.
Hmm.
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Do you see my bird?
No.
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That's because
he's in the cat.
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Do you want me to kill myself?
Would that make us even?
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I don't know.
Give it a shot.
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Okay. Fine. I will.
SUSANNAH: Good.
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IRA: I mean it.
SUSANNAH: Good.
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Okay, I'm going.
Good.
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Here I go.
Good!
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Say goodbye.
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I'm really going.
Good.
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It's better
than last year.
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Okay, I told everybody
to be here by 7:30.
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Paul should be back
from his shoot around 8:00.
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Oh, come on,
you really think
he doesn't know?
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Believe me he's been working
so hard on this film
he barely knows his name.
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Hey, remember
when I had amnesia?
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It wasn't amnesia.
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So how did I end up
in New Hampshire?
All right.
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Fine. You had amnesia.
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I'm gonna go pick up those
chairs from Mr. Wicker's.
Will you please set up?
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Okay.
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(HUMMING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU)
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(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
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(TV CLICKING OFF)
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Excuse me,
these are for the guests.
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Hi.
Oops.
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PAUL: What?
Nothing.
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What happened to your movie?
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Ah, well, we finished
everything ahead of schedule.
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Well, I don't think
that's very professional.
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Where's my little wife?
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Well, she's around.
Where are you going?
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To get some soup
or something.
I ate the soup.
88
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We have, like,
16 cans of soup.
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I know.
It's my period.
Hey, you know what?
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Why don't we go out
and I'll buy you some soup?
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That's all right.
You know what,
I'm too tired to eat anyhow.
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That could work.
What?
93
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Oh, you march
right in there, mister,
and you get some sleep.
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I wish I could. You know what,
we've been shooting
for 48 hours
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and my brain is just racing.
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Take a pill.
I don't have pills.
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I have pills.
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Yeah.
Really?
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Look, birth control,
mood elevator,
appetite suppressant,
100
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appetite stimulator,
Prozac, Breath Asure.
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And here we go,
sleeping pills.
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These really work?
Oh, yeah.
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I don't know about taking
somebody else's prescription.
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Oh, they're not even mine.
They're Harriet's.
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How is that better?
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They're for everybody.
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All right.
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But I'll tell you this.
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If the appliances start
coming to life and chasing me
around the apartment,
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I'll be very unhappy.
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Lisa, will you help me
with these?
Hush.
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What?
Paul's home.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
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I fixed everything.
How?
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Oh, I gave him
a sleeping pill. He'll be out
for, like, 12 hours.
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What?
Ssh.
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I'm having a party for him
in half an hour.
I know.
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Oh...
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JAMIE: Paul?
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Paul.
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Hey.
Did you take that pill?
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Yeah. Why?
Surprise.
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What?
I'm throwing a party for you
in half an hour.
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Why are you throwing
a party for me?
Because it's your birthday.
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I told you
I don't want a party.
I know.
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But I thought that was
just 'cause of last year
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and I figured you'd get here
and you'd see everybody and...
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Can you induce vomiting?
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It's my birthday.
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I know. But I have, like,
30 people coming over here
any minute.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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We know 30 people?
Yeah, Steve is flying in
from Boston.
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Ira rounded up
all of your college friends.
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Do you know
what we've all been through
to pull this off?
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(YAWNING)
I'm so tired,
she gave me a...
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Look, would you do
something, please?
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(YAWNING)
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How's that?
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You know what, last year
is looking pretty good.
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A little more.
A little more.
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A little more.
Fran, why don't you go check
the hors d'oeuvres?
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Paul and I can handle this.
No, I have to go check
the hors d'oeuvres.
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PAUL: Okay. You do that.
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I'm telling you,
this is gonna be the best
birthday you ever had.
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It already is.
Good.
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Why are we doing this?
I thought it would help
get her mind off things.
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All right. Next time
Mark decides to leave her,
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tell him to wait
till after my birthday.
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Tell me if these
are hot enough?
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
Great.
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I don't want a party.
Well, she does.
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Okay, but it's my birthday.
That's why
we're having a party.
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Understand
I don't want a party.
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Leave me alone.
You'll get presents.
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Okay. We got hot cups,
we've got cold cups. We've got
hot cups with handles.
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We've got streamers,
hats, balloons,
paper plates, napkins.
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We got hot cups.
You already said hot cups.
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(SOBBING)
Oh...
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I'm sorry.
No...
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He's right, he's right.
I meant that good.
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You're just saying that.
No, hey,
people love hot cups.
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Really?
Yeah, love them,
they love 'em.
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That's what
you're wearing?
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I thought I would. Yeah.
You're right.
What do you know?
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You know plenty.
No, I am too judgmental,
aren't I?
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You're not judgmental.
Look at him.
He looks horrible.
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Hey, hey, hey...
He does, a little.
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How many times have I said
the man doesn't know
how to dress.
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That's true.
Excuse me?
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Just relax. Have a drink.
We're gonna have
a good time tonight.
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Okay.
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Come on, let's get you
into some decent clothes.
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What? You bought me this.
At least it's not snowing.
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MAN 1: The freak springblizzard which has crippledthe city and left...
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WOMAN 1: ...both the IRTand IND Subway lines havebeen temporarily...
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(CHANGING CHANNEL)
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MAN 2: ...so buckle down,New Yorkers, for this freak...
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WOMAN 2: ...that's tonight,I'm Robin Bird.
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I've seen this one.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
I'm sorry.
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Hey, where are you?
184
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I--I sat in the subway
for 45 minutes.
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It never moved.
I couldn't get a cab.
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I just finally came back
to my office.
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Are you all right?
No. I'm frozen,
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I lost a boot,
and I'm not with you.
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How's your party?
Raging.
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Me, Sid and 900 dumplings.
191
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How did Sid get there?
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He said he grew up in Minsk.
Hey, I grew up in Minsk.
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I was talking about you.
Oh.
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Did you take
your birthday walk?
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No, I was waiting for you.
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Maybe it will let up.
I'll call you back
in a little while. Okay?
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All right.
Have fun.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
Okay, bye.
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Hey, reinforcements.
Now we're cooking.
200
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Aunt Lolly, what--what--
what are you doing here?
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You said
there was a party.
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Yes, no, of course.
No, I mean,
203
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how did you get down here?
I drove.
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From Connecticut?
I took the Skylark.
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Oh. No, 'cause
they--they said it's like a--
like a sheet of ice out there.
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Oh...
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Do you own that blue Volvo
out front?
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No.
Good.
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I brought you something.
Happy birthday.
Oh...
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Thank you.
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Hey, Paul,
who's your friend?
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Uh, this is Jamie's aunt,
Lolly.
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Lolly, this is my editor,
Sid Novak.
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Charmed.
You bet.
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Did anybody ever tell you
you look like Errol Flynn?
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Not a day goes by.
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Yeah, all right.
So who wants cake?
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Sweetie? Um, Ms.do it.
219
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This is why
they have bakeries.
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I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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Now bake.
223
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You're very cute,
how you don't give up.
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This is our
first birthday here.
I am making you this cake.
225
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Come here.
What?
226
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You have cakie stuff
all over you.
227
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Well, how is it?
Hey, that's good.
228
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Do you do
the port thing
now or later?
229
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Oh, now would be
very good.
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Which grandfather was it?
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All right.
This is mother's father,
232
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on my 21st birthday,
and he gives me this bottle
233
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and he says,
"Freckles, once a year
you drink a glass of this,
234
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"you take a walk,
you figure it out."
Freckles?
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(MUMBLES)
236
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,000
So here's to
figuring it out.
237
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:35,300
And, you,
I will see next year.
238
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
239
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:43,601
Hello. No, no, no, Rick.
I told you,
it's my fiance's birthday.
240
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,934
No, I'm not working tonight.
241
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,467
Oh, she did?
242
00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:49,400
All right. All right.
I'll deal with it
first thing in the morning.
243
00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:52,634
Just meet me there
with the file at 7:00.
Okay, bye.
244
00:10:52,701 --> 00:10:55,667
That just sounds weird.
What?
245
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:58,634
"Fiance. My fiance."
246
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,367
Well, that's what you are.
No, no, no. I know.
247
00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:03,367
It's, it's just,
you know, you...
248
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,601
You're walking around,
you're minding
your own business,
249
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,868
next thing you know,
you're a whole French word.
250
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,801
When you used to think
about it a year ago, would--
would you have thought?
251
00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:12,000
Yes.
252
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:14,901
No, I mean, seriously,
like a whole year ago.
253
00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:18,000
Yes.
Oh. Well...
254
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,767
If you'd rather
I didn't use the word...
255
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:23,033
No, no, no, you know,
it's just... You know
what I'm saying.
256
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,367
How--How long
until cake?
257
00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:27,968
Well, it's a little while.
258
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,267
All right. This is gonna
work out good.
259
00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,968
Where are you going?
260
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,334
Like my grandfather says,
you drink a little bit,
then you walk.
261
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,467
That's how it works.
262
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,200
Okay. Well,
I have, like, 45 minutes.
263
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:39,200
Until what?
Until the cake's ready.
264
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,734
Oh, oh.
265
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,267
Okay. Uh,
see, it's like...
266
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:48,234
It's... It's kind of
something like I kind of
like to do on my own.
267
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,067
Oh, oh, oh.
You know,
it's nothing personal.
268
00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,434
It's just that every year
this is what I do.
269
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,968
It's the annual birthday
"you walk, you look forward...
270
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:55,601
Okay. Okay.
..."you look back"
thing in my head.
271
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,734
Okay.
You know... I mean, like,
Do you want to come?
272
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,334
Well, you want me to come?
Do you want to come?
273
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,934
Do you want me to come?
Sure.
274
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,400
All right.
It's just, you know,
it's like a tradition.
275
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:06,234
It's a tradition thing.
I like to do it myself.
276
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,467
I understand.
Really?
277
00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:09,634
Yes, okay.
Okay.
278
00:12:09,701 --> 00:12:10,834
Come on, Murray.
279
00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:14,968
(DOOR CLOSING)
280
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,100
Hi.
Hi. How was your walk?
281
00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:25,968
Really good.
282
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,300
What did you think about?
283
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:30,801
Oh, this and that.
Great. Your cake's ready.
284
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:32,434
What's all this?
What?
285
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,067
Oh, I'm leaving you tomorrow.
Put your hat on.
286
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:39,567
Excuse me?
Is your hat on?
287
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,734
My hat.
Yes, my--my hat is on.
288
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:48,367
You're leaving me?
* Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
289
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,701
* Happy birthday, dear Paul
Happy birthday to you *
290
00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:56,534
Thank you.
You're leaving me?
Yes.
291
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,300
Not till tomorrow.
Why?
292
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,434
Because it's your birthday,
I don't want to ruin it.
293
00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:03,567
Why ever?
Obviously, you're not ready
to share your life with me.
294
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:06,033
Okay? Make a wish.
I don't want
to make a wish.
295
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:09,834
Make a wish.
I have to separate
our books.
296
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:11,934
Did we have a big fight
that I should know about?
297
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,934
No fight.
298
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,067
You're just leaving me?
Paul, it's your birthday.
Don't think about it now.
299
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:18,334
Okay. We'll just wait
till you feel like chatting.
300
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400
Look, you took your walk,
I took mine.
301
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,701
You figured it out,
so did I.
302
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,267
I just wish we could've
done it together,
303
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:24,968
we could have saved ourselves
this whole conversation.
304
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,267
Is this your Ivanhoe
or mine?
305
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,033
I--I--I don't have an Ivanhoe.
Mine.
306
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,901
W-What conversation?
307
00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:32,467
There is no conversation.
You're packing.
I'm standing here going "huh?"
308
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,400
You have your walk.
You have your port.
309
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,367
You have your dog.
What does it matter?
Girls of James Bond?
310
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,033
Do you want some port?
Probably yours.
311
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,400
You want to go take a walk?
312
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,367
No, I would like to be
part of your life.
313
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,734
So you think leaving me
will accomplish that.
314
00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:47,067
You won't even tell me
what you thought about.
315
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:50,868
I'm sorry. That's how
it works. You know, I drink,
I walk, I figure it out.
316
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:52,601
My grandfather set the rules,
not me.
317
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,000
Was your grandfather
ever married?
Hey, five times.
318
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,934
Great. Cujo?
You want to know what I was
thinking about?
319
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,067
I just want to know
whose copy of Cujo this is.
All right.
320
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,033
I'm gonna tell you
what I was thinking about.
321
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,267
The whole time I'm out there,
I'm walking along and I'm
looking back at the year,
322
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:07,367
and I'm going,
"Hey, remember this?
Hey, remember that?"
323
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,133
And I see all these people.
They're looking at me
324
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,067
'cause I'm talking to myself,
but they don't know
I'm talking to you.
325
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,834
And all of a sudden
I realize I have
figured it out.
326
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:18,534
I now have somebody else
to walk with
for the rest of my life.
327
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:21,868
That's what
I was thinking about.
328
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:24,267
But you know what?
You're right. You're right.
329
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:27,501
It's my birthday.
I don't have to discuss it
if I don't want to.
330
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,400
I'm gonna have cake.
331
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,601
To the future.
332
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,067
Fourth word, small word.
333
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,100
"The."
334
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,734
The Silence Of The...
335
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:46,133
Fifth word.
336
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:49,234
Dog.
337
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,400
Cow.
338
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,467
Table.
339
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:55,934
Lamb! Lambs! I'm a lamb!
Silence of the Lambs!
340
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,367
Oh, right,
if you say so.
341
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,801
It just won best picture.
342
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:02,601
Don't you miss the Automats?
343
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,367
This whole city's
gone to hell.
344
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:08,467
All right. Who's next?
345
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,367
Uh, you know what, Paul,
it's getting kind of late.
346
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:14,868
You read my mind.
Oh, you have to go so soon?
347
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:16,868
Yeah.
348
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,834
Uh, 'cause it's really
kind of early. I've got
all this food here still.
349
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,968
Uh, we'll take a rain check.
All right.
350
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,834
I--I--I've got Pictionary,
if you want.
Oh, that's nice.
351
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:27,067
I really appreciate
you comin' out. You'll be
all right out there?
352
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:30,100
Oh, please.
I buried two husbands.
353
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,968
Perhaps they weren't
up to the challenge.
354
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:36,734
Well, thanks for coming.
Good night, dear.
355
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:40,334
Good night.
Thanks for coming again.
Paul, many happy returns.
356
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,701
All right. Okay.
357
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,534
Yeah. What do you care?
358
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,501
If your birthday is a bust,
you've got another one
coming in 50 days.
359
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,901
Me, I've got to wait
a whole year.
360
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:54,300
All right. Everybody works.
Everybody works.
361
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:09,067
All right. Get out. Go!
Just walk away!
362
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,200
I'm used to it! Beat it!
363
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,000
Amscray!
Get out of here.
364
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:16,100
Who needs you?
365
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,801
I merely suggested
a little drink might
make her feel better.
366
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:19,968
Yeah, here's what I think.
367
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,133
Let's have my port,
take our walk
368
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,234
and forget this birthday
ever happened.
369
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,734
Ooh, ooh, oh, my port.
370
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,367
What are you looking at?
371
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,734
(SCATTING)
372
00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:38,234
Come on. Wake up.
Sing with me.
373
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,400
(HUMMING)
374
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:42,267
Good. Good.
Now wave to the people. Wave.
375
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,968
Good.
JAMIE: Okay, everybody's
upstairs. Oh, oh...
376
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:49,000
Hi. You came
to the parade.
Yes... Let's get him upstairs.
377
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,100
(DINGING)
378
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,834
Honey, remember,
it's your birthday.
379
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,300
You don't know
anyone's there.
380
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,667
Act surprised. Okay?
381
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:03,901
Here you go.
382
00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:06,434
You're gonna wait
right here and count to 30.
383
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,100
Okay, sweetie,
do you have your keys?
384
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,033
Honey, your keys?
You have your keys?
385
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,167
Sweetie... Okay, listen,
listen, listen, right.
386
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:15,567
Just ring the bell.
Ring the bell. Okay?
387
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,434
Lisa just saw him
coming down the street.
Get down. Get down.
388
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,667
...seventeen,
389
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,501
eighteen,
390
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:27,834
seventeen,
391
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,300
seventeen,
392
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,868
JAMIE: Ira, Fran, get down.
393
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,501
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
394
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,234
Lisa, you'll get the lights,
This is it.
Okay.
395
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,567
One, two, three...
396
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,267
ALL: Surprise!
397
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:47,000
Can I see you
for a moment?
Sure.
398
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,767
Excuse me.
399
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,000
Would you, uh,
clean this up, please?
400
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,467
Okay, that's all right.
I'm sorry, I've got him.
401
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:55,968
Sweetie, oh, honey.
402
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,300
Come on, get up. Come on.
Five more minutes.
403
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,634
No, no, no, honey, honey,
there's a party.
Sweetie, there's a party.
404
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:02,234
All right,
I'll-- I'll get the cab.
405
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,801
No, no, honey, honey,
you're home.
Honey, honey, you're home!
406
00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:07,267
He's here! He's here!
Get down, get down.
407
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,367
Sweetie, how was your day?
Okay.
408
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:11,901
Okay, good. Let's go in for
a nice, quiet dinner alone.
409
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,567
Okay.
Okay.
410
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:15,434
ALL: Surprise!
411
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,701
(INAUDIBLE)
412
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,033
Sweetie, look.
413
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,434
(ALL CHATTERING)
414
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:25,567
Hey...
415
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,901
ALL: Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
416
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,100
Paulie, so tell me,
were you surprised?
417
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,234
Ira.
Yeah.
418
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,234
You came to my birthday.
419
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,100
Oh, sweetie, have a seat.
It's been a long day.
Here you go.
420
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,467
Lisa, will you help me
with the cake?
421
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,667
I'm so tired...
422
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:49,567
I'm just saying
a phone call the next day
would have been nice.
423
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:52,701
Lolly, let it go.
424
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:57,133
Breakfast, something.
425
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,667
Lolly, let it go.
426
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,267
ALL: * Happy birthday to you
427
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:07,267
* Happy birthday to you
428
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:12,133
* Happy birthday, dear Paul
429
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:17,133
* Happy birthday to you
430
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,300
(ALL CHEERING)
431
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:22,133
Sweetie, come on,
blow out the candles
and make a wish.
432
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:24,834
(YAWNING)
433
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,501
(ALL CHEERING)
434
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,467
IRA: Here I go.
All right, get in here.
435
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,033
Hey, if it makes him
feel better.
436
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,567
Come on, get in here.
437
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:41,834
See, this one,
I never would have
seen coming.
438
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,767
Just hold on.
439
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,601
Seriously, who would
have thought? The tragedy
of natural selection.
440
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,467
This is not a tragedy.
Excuse me.
441
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:51,067
I mean for him.
Look, I--I thought that
they could be friends.
442
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,801
It's a cat and a bird.
Figure it out.
443
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:55,834
So now I know.
444
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:59,667
Look. I--I'm very sorry
for your loss. Okay?
But it's this man's birthday.
445
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,467
He's convinced himself
he's doomed.
Oh, no, no, I am doomed.
446
00:21:02,534 --> 00:21:04,567
You're not doomed.
447
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,000
Did he tell you
about the well?
448
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,701
People fall down wells.
It doesn't mean anything.
449
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,534
She won't accept this.
No, I won't.
450
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,567
You're gonna have
a good birthday
if it kills you.
451
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:15,367
Please let me handle this.
Okay, good.
You do what you got to do.
452
00:21:15,434 --> 00:21:18,067
Take your little cat.
I'm gonna go get a cab.
453
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,934
I'll see you downstairs.
All right.
454
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,767
Ira, come on.
Tell her you're sorry.
455
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,701
James, it's the circle
of life.
456
00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:26,767
Cut me a break.
Will you tell her
you're sorry?
457
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,300
Okay. Fine.
458
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,968
I'm sorry.
Okay. Now forgive him.
459
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:34,767
Fine. I forgive you.
Really?
460
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,868
No. Close enough. Let's go.
We have reservations.
461
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:39,367
Wait a minute,
what about Roscoe?
He already ate.
462
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:42,968
Put him in the bathroom.
Come here,
you bad little kitty-cat.
463
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:44,901
(DOG BARKING)
464
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:47,200
(CAT MEOWING)
Oh, wait, Ira.
465
00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:50,634
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
466
00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:51,934
(CAT HISSING)
467
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,534
Look out, Paul!
468
00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:55,067
(THUDDING)
469
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,334
(CAT MEOWING)
470
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,367
PAUL: See, this is
what I'm saying!
471
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:02,734
(SIREN BLARING)
472
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:06,067
ALL: * Happy birthday to you
473
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* Happy birthday to you
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* Happy birthday, dear Paul
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* Happy birthday to you
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