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TV NARRATOR: Well, the fishdon't seem to be biting today.
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That's why you've just gottalike being out here.
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Just sit backand enjoy the wait.
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We've really got to find
the remote.
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* Tell me whyI love you like I do
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* Tell me whocan stop my heartas much as you
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* Let's take each other's hand
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* As we jump intothe final frontier
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* I'm mad about you, baby
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* Yeah!
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All right, which sounds
better, Jamie Buchman
Public Relations,
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or Jamie Buchman
Public Relations, Inc.?
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Hey, guess what!
JAMIE: Careful!
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Thank you.
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Mr. Wicker.
MR. WICKER: Sorry.
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Hey, baby, you remember
that grant application
I put in for last month?
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Sure.
I'm a finalist.
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I thought you weren't gonna
wear that tie.
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Yeah, isn't it?
That's so great!
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Yeah, isn't it?
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What grant is that?
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It's a documentary
I'm working up
on the history of television.
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Oh, you know the Delahantys
downstairs?
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We don't know anybody
in the whole building.
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We know across the hall.
And they hate us.
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So, we're done.
Who are the Delahantys?
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3-G.
Big radiator problems.
PAUL: Oh, yeah?
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But he's on all sorts
of grant committees.
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Harrison Delahanty?
Yeah.
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Same guy as this?
Yeah, I'll introduce you.
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Oh, you know,
I don't want to seem too...
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Very casual, don't worry.
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If he wants heat,
he'll do what I tell him.
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If things work out,
maybe you can do something
for my wife.
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Remember,
she did that commercial
last year for NyQuil.
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She was very convincing.
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Oh, you kidding?
We almost sent her soup.
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Just the tip
of the iceberg.
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She's on Another World,
that soap opera, on Friday.
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No kidding?
Oh, yeah.
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She got a line and everything.
It's the first time.
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Make sure you watch.
We will.
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MR. WICKER: Great.
PAUL: Absolutely.
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Hey, Mr. Wicker,
listen, thank you. That's--
That's very nice of you.
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Wow! 50 bucks!
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What'd I do?
(CHUCKLES)
I love that joke.
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This is very exciting!
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I don't think
you understand,
it's finalists.
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So that means like,
they're down to the final...
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
What did I do?
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I'm all organized, almost.
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What is all this stuff?
They're my client files.
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You have one client,
Ira.
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From before. I'm trying to
drum up some business.
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I promise, I'll have all
this stuff out of your way
by tomorrow.
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It's all right, whatever.
You hungry?
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No, I want
to finish this first.
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Oh, good, me neither.
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I want to really get
cranking up on this thing.
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They're telling me now
they want an oral presentation
next week, so...
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TV PRESENTER:...priced just under $12,000.
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But now, with the factory
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$500 cash-back offer...
What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
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Could you watch TV later?
I'm trying to work.
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I'm not watching TV,
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I'm studying
the history of a culture.
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This is important research.
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(THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
THEME PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER:Starring Andy Griffithand Ronny Howard.
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Maybe you could take
the TV into the bedroom.
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We don't have cable
in the bedroom.
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Well, I'm working.
Well, so am I.
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We have a problem.
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Fortunately, you are
married to a problem-solving
kind of guy.
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Thank you
very, very much.
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See?
This is good!
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You're working,
I'm working,
nobody's getting hurt!
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Everybody's working!
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(LAUGHING LOUDLY)
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(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
No, no, no. I'd say
with the right campaign,
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we can increase
your business demographically
across the board.
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Well, you know,
you got to spend money
to make money.
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JAMIE: Uh-huh. All right,
well, let me just read you
what I have, okay?
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Listen, I've already
done the research
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(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
on the kind of sales
this can generate.
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I'm sorry. What?
I can't hear you.
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(TURNS TV OFF)
Yeah, let me just
read you the figures.
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(TURNS TV ON)
Contest promotion, 18%.
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Direct mailing, 23%.
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Uh, yeah.
Print media, 22%.
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I'm working here!
So am I!
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Well, can you please
do something else?
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JAMIE: Cross-tie-ins, 11%.
So it seems like...
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Okay, fine.
Can I use the phone, please?
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Seriously,
I have to call Ira.
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Excuse me. I'm really sorry.
Do you think we can
continue this in a little bit?
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Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
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Look, do you want me
to rent my own office?
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We decided
we can't afford that.
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Okay, fine, then tomorrow
I'm gonna call the cable guy
and get cable in the bedroom.
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Forget about that.
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Hey, it's me.
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Really?
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You were just
talking to Ira?
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Yes. He's my client.
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He's Ira.
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So what?
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Just 'cause you used to
take baths with somebody,
he doesn't count?
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One time at grandma's house.
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What? Two times.
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I'm going to meet you
at the gym at 5:00,
all right? Bye.
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Want to call
your client back?
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Very funny.
It's not funny.
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It's not not funny.
Careful!
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Get me,
I'm Dick Van Dyke.
All right.
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I'm sorry.
You really hate this,
don't you?
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I don't really
love it so much.
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Well, then let's get cable
in the bedroom.
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Forget about it.
I'm not gonna pay them
for another connection.
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How expensive can it be?
It's not even the point.
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It's just so rude
of them to ask.
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I mean, nobody asks,
"Does the water company
charge you by the faucet?"
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No, but it's...
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"Or the electric company
by every socket?"
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No, but it's only...
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And like other examples
I can't even think of
that would be better.
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All I'm saying is,
I don't want a TV
in the bedroom.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Why not?
Just 'cause it's--
it's a bad idea.
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Why?
See, I don't know,
'cause it changes everything.
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How? Hi.
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I found those charts
you wanted.
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Hi.
It just-- It just does. Hi.
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Well, now I'm convinced.
Thanks.
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Listen, you may know you
better than me,
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and you may even know me
better than me,
but I know us,
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better than you,
and I'm telling you
it's a bad idea.
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Well, so what
are we gonna do?
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I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
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How?
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Hey, anybody using
your house today?
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No.
Are you sure?
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Yeah.
No, him.
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It'll be fine, yeah.
Could I have your keys?
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Oh, me?
You.
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Sure.
Yeah.
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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No, him.
Yeah.
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It'll be good.
Thank you.
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Bye.
Bye.
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What is going on?
Just a little crowded.
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I'm working,
and he's watching TV.
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You win.
No, no, no.
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It's work, watching TV.
It's for this project
he's doing.
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Nobody's right,
and nobody's wrong.
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I'm a little bit more right,
but that's not important.
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Did you and Mark
have cable in the bedroom?
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We have cable
all over the joint.
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Wasn't it expensive?
What are you talking about?
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Don't they charge per room?
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Only if you tell them.
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Do you have it?
Not yet. Over more.
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Over, over more. No, back.
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Did you cut your hair?
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Gino!
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Swing it!
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Better?
Yep! Yep!
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(SIGHS) Yep! No.
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(SCATTING)
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JAMIE: Sorry!
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I told you, those goggles,
they make my eyes sweat.
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Let it go.
Hi.
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Hey, guess
who I just missed?
Who?
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Harrison Delahanty,
the grant guy.
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Wicker said we missed
the shared elevator thing
like by two seconds.
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You'll get him next time.
Here are those statistics
I told you about.
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Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?
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I'm her client.
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No, no, no,
you're Ira.
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I thought no business.
We're going to have dinner.
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Fine. We'll talk about this
at our meeting tomorrow.
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Where you going?
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What?
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Nothing. Go ahead.
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Be enthusiastic.
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All right!
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There's a TV
in the bedroom.
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Surprise.
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All right!
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TV in the bedroom!
What could be better
than that?
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What the hell's the matter
with him?
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Well, it's exciting,
honey.
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I thought we settled this.
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You can work now
out of the comfort
of your own bedroom,
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isn't that great?
No.
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All righty.
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I just don't like the fact
that we agree on something,
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and the minute I'm out
the door, you call
the cable company...
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The truth is,
I didn't actually...
Hey, wait a minute,
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you called the cable company?
No, no, we're gonna
steal it, like you.
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It's air waves!
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I could've hooked you up
for free!
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Forget about it.
Come on,
everybody does it.
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Well, not us.
Why not?
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Because it's wrong.
It's just wrong.
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If you want something,
you buy it.
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And if not,
then you live without it.
You don't just take something.
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That's why they have jails,
for just that kind of thing.
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You know?
Would you please tell him?
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It's just wrong.
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(CHATTERING ON TV)
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Oh, that's...
Who is that guy?
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It's not him.
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Do you like that?
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Not to buy.
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Hey, what'd you do,
you ordered the Blue Channel?
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Wow.
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It must have come
with the package.
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Yeah.
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Do you think
she's pretty?
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I think she's naked.
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Okay, you know
that those aren't real.
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I don't care.
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God. All right,
all right.
One second, please.
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All right.
One second, please.
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Wow.
Wow!
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Oh, good for them.
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See, that never happens
when we order a pizza.
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Hello.
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Hey.
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Picture a little fuzzy
to you?
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Mmm. I didn't notice.
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Seriously, wait a sec.
Excuse me. Look at...
Like, the yellows.
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Look at the yellows, that's...
Something is really wrong.
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It's not like that
in the living room,
is it?
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Honey, you know,
we were kind of
in the middle of...
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I'll be right back,
right back.
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They're just yellows.
241
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,767
Hey, we're paying
for it, aren't we?
242
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,868
Yeah, you know,
sure, we are.
243
00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:41,133
Come on back to bed.
I'll make it
worth your while.
244
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,300
Try channel nine.
What do you have on nine?
245
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200
Benny Hill.
246
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,100
Details.
247
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:51,067
A girl, a bench, and him.
248
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,934
PAUL: There's no tricycle?
There's always a tricycle.
249
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,801
I said be specific. See?
250
00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:57,300
Look--
Look at that picture.
251
00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:58,801
It looks fine.
252
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,601
Nope. Better in here.
253
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:04,834
Honey, I guarantee
you'll have a better time
in here.
254
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:07,100
You know what,
it's really hard
to compare like this.
255
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,267
Well, then don't!
Just come back to bed! Really!
256
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,968
There's no comparison,
it's better in there,
but you gotta come fast.
257
00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:14,767
I believe you,
I believe you,
I believe you!
258
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:17,267
Ah, this is absolutely,
you know what, it's crazy.
259
00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:19,267
I'm going to call
the cable company tomorrow.
260
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,601
Why?
Because I'm not paying
for bad reception.
261
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,501
We got it on special.
So?
262
00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:25,067
We'll seem ungrateful.
263
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,801
If we're paying for it...
All right, fine, fine, fine.
264
00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:30,534
I will call them tomorrow.
Now, where were we?
265
00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:32,767
I'm so exhausted now.
Oh, okay.
266
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,133
Meanwhile,
this casual meeting of yours
has taken three hours.
267
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,534
You sure this guy
doesn't take the stairs?
268
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,601
You don't know
Harrison Delahanty.
269
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,234
I know,
that's why I'm here.
270
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,467
(BELL DINGING)
271
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:52,367
Third floor.
It's gotta be him.
272
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:55,634
All right, all right,
do I look casual?
273
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:57,234
Lean a little.
274
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,033
Hello, Wicker.
275
00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,734
Not him?
Not him.
276
00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,734
Now, don't blame
yourself.
277
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,968
This is just nuts.
278
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:19,334
Gotta have a little patience.
You know? It's like fishing.
279
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,334
Lobby.
280
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,167
I gotta use the john.
281
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:26,801
Didn't I tell you to go
before we left?
282
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:30,033
11, please.
283
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,267
Do you see how
you never notice
service people?
284
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:34,968
Wow,
you're still doing this?
285
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,400
And I'm getting good at it,
too. I gotta get out of here.
286
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,968
Are you going to be home
for the next couple of hours?
287
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,801
Yeah. I have some stuff
to do for my meeting.
288
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,934
All right, good, 'cause
the guy said he'll be here
between 12:00 and 4:00.
289
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,667
What guy?
Cable guy.
290
00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:48,067
You called them?
Yeah.
291
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,100
So?
292
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,133
You called them?
293
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,767
Yeah. I help out.
294
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,767
Yes, I would consider
that a special.
295
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,300
Who raised you,
Sacco and Vanzetti?
296
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:06,000
They weren't thieves,
they were anarchists.
Anyway, it was Fran's idea.
297
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,300
Is this it?
No, no, no, no.
That's electric.
298
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:09,934
Here.
299
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,467
Wow, so which one is ours?
It's one of these.
300
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,767
Thank you. Wait a sec,
wouldn't it be...
301
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:19,501
I figure 11, 11 up,
and then 4 over is 11-D.
302
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,968
Must be this, right?
Yeah.
303
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,534
MAN: (SHOUTING) Hey, who's...
Nope.
304
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,901
Try 11 from the top.
305
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:27,067
All right, wait a second.
How's that?
306
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,968
MAN: (SHOUTING) Son of a...
Oops.
307
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,200
Paul.
308
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,734
Honey,
I'm narrowing it down.
Paul!
309
00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:35,100
What? Hey. Oh.
My, you're prompt.
310
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,501
What are you doing?
311
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,300
In the sense of what?
312
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,400
Buchman?
313
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:41,467
Yeah.
No.
314
00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:42,601
11-D?
315
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,434
No.
Yes.
316
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,667
You're not gonna
believe what happened.
317
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,200
Try me.
Here's the situation.
318
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,834
We woke up this morning,
my wife and myself,
319
00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,834
we woke up and in our bedroom
we had cable reception,
320
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,200
where formerly we had not.
321
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,868
So, you know,
we decided to come upstairs
322
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:58,968
and see just how the heck
that could've happened.
323
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:02,734
And then, lucky for you,
now you're here,
you can unhook it for us.
324
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,100
What's happened
to this country?
325
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,367
Do you know what?
I'm so glad you said that.
Seriously.
326
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,534
I was trying to explain
to my wife before.
327
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:11,467
Stop me if I'm lying.
328
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:15,000
There is definitely... There's
a difference between honesty
and what she has done,
329
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:18,133
and, you know what,
now that we've both
straightened her out,
330
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,567
I think we can go
our separate ways
331
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,167
and I thank you
very much for coming.
332
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:23,567
Give him some money.
333
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:25,167
Don't insult me.
334
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:27,133
Don't insult him.
335
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,801
Prompt and honest.
What are the chances
of that?
336
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,434
Listen, it's not like we're
the only people in New York,
who have stolen cable, right?
337
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,000
I mean, there's like
two or three dozen people
in this building alone.
338
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,367
Look right here.
Sweetie, sweetie...
339
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:38,901
What? No. I mean,
I'm right, aren't I?
340
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,934
Yes, but...
What are those?
341
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,934
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
342
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,667
No, sir, see,
my wife didn't...
343
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,133
Yes, but she didn't
mean to...
344
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,801
MAN: What were you thinking?I hope you rot in hell!
345
00:14:54,868 --> 00:14:58,234
You have a real dark side.
346
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,667
Well, we've officially
now heard from
the eighth floor.
347
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,000
Well, stop answering
the phone.
348
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,434
Do you realize
what you've done?
Yes.
349
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:08,167
Tell me.
You were right,
and I was wrong.
350
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,400
I get no satisfaction
from that.
351
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,601
Well, it's true.
There's nothing
to argue about.
352
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,968
'Cause you were wrong.
Yes.
353
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,601
I was right.
Yes.
354
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,100
You don't even know
how to do this!
355
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,968
What do you want
me to say?
356
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:26,000
I don't know,
but when I broke the toaster,
I knew I was wrong,
357
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:29,934
but still I gave you
a good 20 minutes
before I admitted it.
358
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,734
Did you move
some of my stuff?
359
00:15:31,801 --> 00:15:33,734
Yes, yes, I did,
I threw out big boxes of it,
you know why?
360
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,634
Just 'cause I felt like it.
Oh, here it is.
361
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,133
Oh, come on!
362
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,868
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
363
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,434
You need to practice this.
364
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:42,534
Hi. Hi.
365
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,267
Go on, Edison,
ask the man.
366
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,667
Why did you make
Big Bird go away?
367
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:49,100
Excuse me?
368
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,901
On the TV. He went away.
Is he dead?
369
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,100
It's for you, honey.
370
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,567
I just hope
you're happy.
371
00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,234
Oh, okay, I'll put her
through college.
372
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,367
That's good.
So we're meeting people
in the building now.
373
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:10,634
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
All right!
374
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,000
Here we go.
375
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,467
Hello, Buchman's.
Mr. Wicker.
376
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:14,868
I was wondering,
in all the excitement,
377
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:16,601
if you had a chance
to see Mrs. Wicker
on the soap?
378
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,200
No, we missed it.
No problem.
379
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,467
I got the tape right here.
Let's take a little look.
380
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,334
It may be a little thing
to you all, but to us...
381
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,834
No, it's her big break.
382
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,534
Oh, it sure was.
Wait till you see.
383
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,200
She plays the nurse.
Right there.
384
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:30,567
Gillian and Iare through.
385
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,801
Nurse, is shegoing to live?
386
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,834
Just tell me,is she going to live?
387
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,434
She seemed very good.
388
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:49,000
It's okay, kids.
I just wanted to say
thank you.
389
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,934
You can keep the tape.
390
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,634
They rerun soap operas,
don't they?
391
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,701
(DOOR BANGING SHUT)
392
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,467
All right,
I'm just gonna go.
393
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:59,033
Where are you going?
I told you,
I have a business dinner.
394
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:02,167
Wait, whoa, whoa, so you're
just gonna leave me here
with 14 floors of rage?
395
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,734
Well, do you want to
come with me?
396
00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:05,968
Not if it's business.
It's just Ira.
397
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:08,300
Yeah, I know, but,
you know what, just go.
398
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,934
(PHONE RINGING)
399
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,834
(GROANING)
400
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,000
PAUL: Hi, we're out,leave a messageand we'll call you back.
401
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,567
(BEEPS)
402
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,033
MAN: Yeah, this is 9-J.
403
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,000
I was planning to watchthe Army/Navy Gamethis weekend,
404
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,934
and I just found outI'll have a little timeon my hands.
405
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,734
Thought I might use itto come overand beat the crap out of you.
406
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,033
It's just Ira. Yeah.
It's just Ira.
407
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,968
Hi, it's kind of crowded
in here tonight.
Hi.
408
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,400
Yeah, I think
it's all the people.
409
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,267
What's going on?
410
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:44,567
Right, a lot of people
are in here watching TV.
411
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:49,200
It seems some blockheads
down the street got their
whole building disconnected.
412
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,734
Hey.
Hey.
413
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,133
So Paul's gonna join us.
Hope that's okay?
414
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,801
Um, yeah, yeah,
it's okay, it's fine.
Come on.
415
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,534
Gee, thank you both
very much.
416
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:03,367
Hi, yeah, those people
over there want to
not buy you a drink.
417
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,434
What's that about?
418
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,434
My wife decided
to open up a cable franchise.
419
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,400
What,
you're the blockheads?
420
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,267
Hey, don't you have
some business to discuss?
421
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,033
Yes, we do.
All right.
422
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,100
Here's the contest idea
I talked to you about.
423
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,901
So what's it gonna
cost me?
424
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:20,167
Well, that depends.
If we get some kind of
cross-promotional agreement...
425
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:22,400
Do I like
trout amandine?
No.
426
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,767
What's this here?
That's total budget...
427
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,234
Why don't I like it?
Because it has bones.
428
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,200
See, the thing is, if...
They don't take out
the bones for you?
429
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:32,734
I'll just choke. Fine.
430
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,300
I'm sorry.
This is business.
431
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,100
Hey, what isn't business
with you lately?
432
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:40,634
Why don't you just say it,
you hate that I'm working
out of the house.
433
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,968
No kidding!
I've been saying that
for two weeks.
434
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,601
No, you haven't.
You act supportive,
and then you torture me.
435
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,734
Just say you're mad.
Whoa!
436
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:51,267
Okay, what did I say
to you yesterday?
437
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:54,167
That you were mad.
What did I say
the day before?
438
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,501
That you were mad.
439
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,667
So what do you need,
a billboard?
440
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,667
All right,
don't get mad.
441
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:03,033
You know, you know what...
Ow!
442
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,267
What is that,
a spitball?
443
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,834
Who threw that?
444
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:09,767
Look, the problem here
seems to be striking
a pretty deep nerve, right?
445
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,701
So, in the meantime,
why don't we do
what we can do?
446
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,567
What can we do?
Reconnect your building.
447
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:16,067
Can you do that?
Forget about it.
448
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,000
Why not?
Because we already
got enough... Ow!
449
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,200
All right, let's go.
450
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:28,300
Can you do it?
Piece of cake.
451
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,367
I just need
a little piece of wire.
452
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:31,901
Here. Right here?
Like this?
453
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:33,133
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
454
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,767
Oh, just relax.
455
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,968
MAN: Hey! What happened
to the lights?
456
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,634
GIRL: Mommy!
457
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:47,100
What did you do?
Why is it always me?
458
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,801
IRA: Don't worry.
I got it, I got it.
459
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,167
Here we go.
460
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,667
(DOOR CLANGS)
461
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,200
You see that?
462
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,667
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
463
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,868
Oops.
464
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,667
Okay, okay.
465
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,634
I'll see you guys later.
466
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,100
Hi, folks.
467
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,467
(PEOPLE MUTTERING)
468
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,200
Here. I'd like you
to have this.
469
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,601
What is it?
It was my novel.
Now it's a coaster.
470
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,868
Oh, my goodness.
471
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:35,901
(STUTTERING)
I'm... There's--
There's got to be...
472
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,634
How're you doing?
473
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,367
(CLEARING THROAT)
MAN: Anybody there?
474
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:42,234
Who's that?
Harrison Delahanty!
475
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,501
Where are you?
I'm stuck in the elevator.
476
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:48,234
Well, when we get you out,
there's someone
I'd like you to meet.
477
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,567
I told you about her.
478
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:51,434
Didn't I tell you about her?
You were right.
479
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,133
She nearly
electrocuted me
in the shower.
480
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,601
I don't think I nearly...
MAN: What's the matter
with you?
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00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,000
...leave well enough alone?
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00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,834
Why didn't you just shut off
the water and call it a day?
483
00:20:58,901 --> 00:20:59,968
ALL: Yeah!
484
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:03,067
Hey, knock it off!
Knock it off, will ya?
485
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:06,601
It was me! It wasn't her,
it was me, okay?
486
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:10,100
Anybody have
a problem with that,
you know where I live.
487
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,434
(PAUL MUTTERING)
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00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:21,300
It seems the City of New York
reporting from NBC
in New
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00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,033
has been thrown into
a mysterious blackout.
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00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,200
Con Ed believes it was caused
by either a power surge
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00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:29,567
in a series
of sensitive grid relays
492
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:31,968
or some yutz
trying to steal cable.
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00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:36,100
Fortunately, New Yorkers
can always be counted on
in an emergency.
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00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:38,067
Looters have asked
for our patience.
495
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:39,567
They say
there are lots of stores
496
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:43,067
and they'll get to every one
just as soon as possible.
497
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:46,234
I'm Al Roker,
reporting from NBC,
in New York,
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00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,334
filling in for Tom Brokaw,
who is stuck in the elevator.
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00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,070
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