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- * SpongeBob *
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- * I'm off to summer camp *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * Through nature
I will tramp *
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- * SpongeBob
will have you screaming *
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- * While milk is streaming
right out of your nose *
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Ahh! Ahh!
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* *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * When nature's calling *
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* You'll see me hauling *
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* I'm hitting the trail *
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- Hello and welcome,
all you snot-nosed campers
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to Midnight Frights,
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Kamp Koral's Annual Spooky
Story Night.
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Now, who'd like to hear
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some scary stories?
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[spooky music]
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- Ha, they're already scared.
What babies!
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- Well, maybe they have
good reason to be scared.
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- Wait, what? Why?
- Huh?
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[frightened chattering]
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- [roars]
- [roars]
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[laughter]
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- Ha. I ain't afraid.
Bring on the scary stories.
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[laughter]
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* *
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- [cackles] Did I hear someone
say scary stories?
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This is gonna be good.
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[quirky upbeat music]
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* *
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Yuck!
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Who put popcorn in me spiders?
Ew.
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- My dreadful tale takes place
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one dark and stormy night
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when I was all alone
in my cabin.
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Agitated by the thunder,
I needed to calm my nerves.
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So, I decided to play
a solo game
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of "Lizards, Wizards,
and Gizzards."
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I rolled a one.
So, I moved one space.
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And landed on
go back one space.
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And then I rolled another one.
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I moved my wizard forward,
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then back again
and rolled another one.
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I moved my wizard
and rolled another one.
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Then another one.
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Over and over,
roll after roll.
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I was stuck in a loop.
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Was I losing my mind?
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[tense music]
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* *
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Was this black magic?
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both: Ooh.
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- Hey, Patrick. You know
what this story needs?
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For the power to go out
right about now.
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- Ooh!
- [gasps]
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- Oh yeah!
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And an escaped fiend
should be pounding on the door.
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[pounding on door]
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- [yelps]
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[chuckling]
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- Excuse me.
This is my story.
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[upbeat music]
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- We're just trying to help.
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- Yeah, your story needed
some punching up.
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- [laughs]
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- Where was I? Oh, yes.
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The rolling of the ones.
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[tense music]
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Some sinister
supernatural force
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had taken control of my dice.
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I screamed in horror
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to the evil
that had possessed my dice.
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Be gone!
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But to no avail.
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Each roll only landed on one.
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One! One!
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[kids screaming]
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[laughter]
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[quirky upbeat music]
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- What in Blackbeard's bloomers
was that?
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One, one, one?
Lame. Lame. Lame.
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- You might think
that a person of means
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such as myself
wouldn't have a horror story.
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But you'd be wrong.
There was one summer in camp
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when I woke up in the middle
of the night hungry.
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- Hungry? SpongeBob,
now I'm really scared
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- Here, this should help.
- Thanks.
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[spits]
I don't like the eyes.
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- As I was saying,
I woke up hungry
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in the middle of the night
and rang for the butler.
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[tense music]
[bell rings]
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But the butler didn't answer.
What happened to the butler?
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Something sinister no doubt.
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I walked toward
the service kitchen.
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Every step filled me
with dread.
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I'd never been in the kitchen
and I didn't know.
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Oh, I didn't want to know
what I'd find there.
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- Here you go.
- [screams]
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- You shouldn't go in there
alone.
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[whooshing]
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- This fog should help
with the atmosphere.
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- Do you mind?
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- Not at all.
You're doing great.
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- I have notes.
- [growls]
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- Once I was in the kitchen,
the fear continued.
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How do I make a sandwich?
How many pieces of bread?
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I didn't know.
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And what goes on a sandwich
anyway?
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Kelp pate?
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How many kelps were murdered
to make this pate?
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Their spirits might be angry.
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Then, everywhere I turned,
there were sharp,
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deadly objects
pointed right at me.
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- Sharp, deadly objects, huh?
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- [squawks]
Now we're cooking.
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- Sharp, deadly objects
like forks, spoons,
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and butter knives.
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- Butter knives?
That's not scary. Boo!
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- Boo!
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- And then from the corner
of my eye, I saw them.
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Half one thing
and half another.
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Unholy hybrids.
Freaks of nature.
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How did they get in my cabin?
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I didn't want to look
but I couldn't help myself.
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There, standing upright
in the dish rack
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there were...
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sporks!
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* *
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[laughter]
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- I thought a fork and spoon
was a foon.
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- Sporks?
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[snarls]
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[dramatic music]
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What's with these
camp counselors?
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Their kids should be wetting
their bloomers by now.
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[huffs and growls]
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It looks like
this candy-pants campfire
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needs a visit from a real
master of hair-raising horror!
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Little old me!
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- Alright, listen up
you welter weights.
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Larry is gonna tell you a tale
that will curl your dumb bells.
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- Look!
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- [maniacal laughter]
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* *
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[cackling]
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* *
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[kids screaming]
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[cackling]
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* *
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Good thing I got
a green thumb.
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[snaps fingers]
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* *
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- Looks like we're
a captive audience.
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- We sure as sugar don't have
anything like this
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back in Texas.
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* *
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- Yo, bro. Not cool.
It was my turn to tell a story.
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- Well, if it
isn't Kamp Koral's
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biggest athletic supporter.
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And what was your scary story,
lobster roll?
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Someone not wipe down the
gym equipment after using it?
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- Yeah.
How did you know?
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- [cackles]
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[nervous oohs and ahs]
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- Mommy.
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- I hope you find
my stories scary,
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the first one stars
a lobster named Larry.
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* *
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- Uh, uh, uh, uh!
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I just remembered, I forgot
to hydrate my gluteus maximus.
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[dial-up model warbling]
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[frightened stuttering]
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[all gasp]
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Whoa.
Where am I?
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Oh, my cabin.
Okay.
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[soft suspenseful music]
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What's this?
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Happy Birthday
to everyone's favorite hunk.
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Aw.
They didn't have to do that.
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It's the most beautiful
piece of gym equipment
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I've ever seen.
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[grunting]
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Oh, yeah.
I can really feel the burn.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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Oh yeah! I'm getting
j-j-j-jacked, baby.
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Larry is getting huge.
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Larry is a monster.
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No pain, no gain!
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* *
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[exoskeleton cracks]
Ooh!
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Good Neptune, it hurts!
[groans]
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My sore muscles sure
could use a soak.
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[sighs]
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Huh?
[sniffs]
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Huh?
[slurps]
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Is this butter?
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- I see food!
Ha! Get it? Sea food?
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- What are you gonna do?
Eat me?
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- Though most folks love
the rich,
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juicy flavor of lobster meat.
I prefer the shell.
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Ha!
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- What?
Dude.
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- Dipped in butter.
- But I need that.
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[tense music]
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You can't leave me like this.
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I'm all soft and buttery.
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No.
No!
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* *
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- Earned me first
demerit badge.
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- It's Larry.
Larry's on the patch.
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- You two can hit the showers.
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[both screaming]
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[cackles]
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Well, how's that
for a scary story?
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Well, how's that
for a scary story?
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- It didn't really live up
to the hype.
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- I've read scarier stories
in third-rate comic books.
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- Comic books, eh?
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Well, here's a tale
that has no class.
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It's about your counselor,
Bubble Bass.
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- Huh? I would like to retract
my last criticism if I may.
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Parlay.
Parlay!
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[aerial interference whining]
- Oh, what?
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And I paid for
extra high speed wicked Wi-Fi.
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[snarling]
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[chuckles]
That's better.
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Or should I say that's worse.
[chuckles]
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- Hm. What? How'd I get here?
Hm.
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By the Hanging Wizards
of Mocklock.
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Ugh.
It smells like boiling vomit.
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[frightened muttering]
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* *
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I've been befouled.
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Huh?
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Whoa!
I can fly!
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* *
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I wonder if...
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[straining]
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[gasps]
I have superpowers.
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I'm a--a superhero.
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I need a costume.
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[triumphant dramatic music]
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* *
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Finally, it is done.
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Behold world, it is I,
Captain Counselor!
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* *
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For years, I was laughed at
and called a nerd
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for my love of superheroes.
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Wait till the campers see me
and my super powers now.
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[indistinct excited chatter]
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The meteor affected
everyone in camp, not just me.
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- Hey, what's with the outfit?
Is it Halloween?
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- I think they're his
superhero jammies.
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- Ooh.
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- What's the C stand for?
Clown Man?
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- Captain Cornball?
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-Caboose Man?
-Compost Man?
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[laughter]
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[soft tense music]
263
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,119
- Oh yes, quite amusing.
264
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:16,155
But maybe perhaps
you'd like to join me
265
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,591
in my league of superheroes?
266
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,863
- Superheroes?
We ain't superheroes.
267
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,033
- Yeah, we're supervillains.
268
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,802
* *
269
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,706
- No. No!
270
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,142
* *
271
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,209
- Nice.
272
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,077
- It's Bubble Bass.
273
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,014
Bubble Bass is on the patch!
274
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:45,184
- Enjoy your nerdmares.
275
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,687
[both scream]
276
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,590
[cackles]
277
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,659
My next story,
you all will learn,
278
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:57,697
stars your rich counselor,
Missy Upturn.
279
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:02,201
- Oh, no. I'll give you
$1 billion to let me go.
280
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,504
- I'm a ghost.
I have no use for money.
281
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,472
- Then how about credit?
282
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,508
You can't see it.
You can't feel it.
283
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,344
It's ghost money.
[chuckles]
284
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,779
You could upgrade that
broken-down tub of yours
285
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:18,085
for a luxury yacht.
- Ooh.
286
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,321
Ghost money?
I like that.
287
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,190
[chuckling]
288
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,557
[phone chiming]
289
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,926
- I just opened
an unlimited line of credit
290
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,729
for you at my daddy's bank.
- Ah.
291
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,097
Ooh!
292
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,432
Ah!
[horn blasts]
293
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,605
Would you look at me?
Master and commander.
294
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,040
All right, you don't get
a scary story.
295
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,609
- Ho, ho!
Yes.
296
00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:45,912
- But you still
get to be a patch.
297
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,815
- [screams]
298
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:52,152
- See ya in therapy!
[both scream]
299
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,721
[cackles]
300
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,222
[laughter]
301
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,125
And what are you laughing at?
302
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,327
- We were laughing
because you were laughing.
303
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,595
- Well, quit it!
304
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:07,366
My next yarn is strange,
even absurd,
305
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:12,105
cause this tale's
about counselor Squidward.
306
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,405
Where's Squidward?
307
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,107
- Oh, he vamoosed.
308
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,275
- Amscrayed.
309
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,710
- Skedaddled.
310
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,778
[babbling]
311
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,283
- Well, how'd he get away?
- Looks like ink.
312
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,850
- Feels like ink.
313
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,854
- Tastes like ink!
314
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:32,658
- I can't tell his scary story
without him here.
315
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,663
Man, that ruins my whole night!
316
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,731
- Whelp, being a squirrel
of science,
317
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,134
I don't believe in ghosts.
318
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:46,373
But what I've seen here tonight
is totally messed up!
319
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,908
[screams]
320
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,379
- And I was saving
my scariest story for last.
321
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:56,448
Why do I even bother?
322
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,184
Hey, where'd you--
323
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,186
[duck quacks]
324
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,053
[quirky upbeat music]
325
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,623
- How do you turn this on?
326
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,858
- Hey, you!
Get off of my cloud!
327
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,194
[snarls]
328
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,230
So, you kids wanna be
in a scary story, huh?
329
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,866
- Not really, no. I guess I've
grown out of that kid stuff.
330
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:18,605
- I'm just jaded.
- Kid stuff? Jaded?
331
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:23,375
All right, here's something
all kids are afraid of.
332
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,213
Being in trouble.
[cackles]
333
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,615
[thunder rumbling]
334
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,450
- Where are we?
335
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,618
- We're in
Campmaster Krabs' office.
336
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:35,288
Patrick, why are we here?
337
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,557
Are we in trouble?
338
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,661
- I don't know.
This axe with our fingerprints
339
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,430
could have something
to do with it.
340
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,267
- And that axe probably goes
along with this severed head
341
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,470
of lettuce that we must have
taken from the canteen.
342
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,672
[both gasp]
343
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,442
Campmaster Krabs? Is that you?
344
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,510
Is something wrong?
345
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,078
- Oh, don't worry.
346
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,615
It's nothing serious!
347
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:07,554
[evil laughter]
348
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:08,654
both: Yay!
349
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,457
- * Clown clowny clown clown *
350
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,857
- He's funny.
351
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:16,395
- I am not funny. I'm scary!
[snarls]
352
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,529
[laughter]
353
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,632
- [snarls]
[laughter]
354
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,101
[quirky energetic music]
355
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,270
* *
356
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,338
[both giggling]
357
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,339
* *
358
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,410
- [crying]
359
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:35,481
* *
360
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,682
- Ow!
361
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,951
[leaf blower whirring]
362
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,721
* *
363
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,289
- Looks like those
clowning lessons we took
364
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,490
really paid off.
365
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,861
* *
366
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:49,929
- [growls]
367
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,097
They say dead men
tell no tales
368
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,501
but I'm gonna have a whopper
to tell after tonight.
369
00:18:55,567 --> 00:19:00,673
I don't know how you two fish
gizzards got the best of me.
370
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,709
- Oh, it was a snap.
371
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,912
- No!
Don't snap your fingers.
372
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,047
- You mean like this?
[snaps fingers]
373
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,784
- [high-pitched]
Where am I? What happened?
374
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:16,388
Ah. Oh, no!
This is my biggest fear!
375
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:20,826
I'm ten years old
and back in summer camp!
376
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,029
- Look at Dutch Boy.
What a cute little pirate.
377
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,365
- Avast!
378
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,535
You two scalawags
are worse than any freebooters
379
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,971
I've ever had the misfortune
to meet.
380
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,539
[grunting]
381
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:37,576
- He doesn't know how to snap
his fingers yet.
382
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,680
Keep trying, Dutchy.
You'll get it.
383
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,384
- I wanna go home!
I wanna plunder!
384
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,554
I want my mommy!
385
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,856
[crying and babbling]
386
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,226
- Oh, everybody feels that way
about camp at first.
387
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,795
You'll soon forget
all about plundering.
388
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,596
We're gonna have so much fun.
389
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,400
[giggling]
390
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,336
[soft upbeat music]
391
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,305
[jellyfish buzzing]
392
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:12,311
* *
393
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,115
- [screams]
394
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:24,123
* *
395
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,224
- Ha-ha!
[pants rip]
396
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,296
[laughter]
397
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,265
[peaceful upbeat music]
398
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:37,236
* *
399
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,472
- You still gotta eat it.
Camp rules.
400
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:46,979
* *
401
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:51,750
- Oh, if only I could escape
this blasted nightmare.
402
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,422
* *
403
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,124
[snaps fingers]
404
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,559
Yeah, I'm back.
405
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,061
- Hey!
Congratulations, Dutchy.
406
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,499
You learned to snap
your fingers.
407
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:11,403
- And now I'm gonna snap you
like a couple of twigs.
408
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,573
[snarls]
409
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,808
Hey, where you going?
410
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,178
- Sorry, Dutch.
It's past our bedtimes.
411
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:22,949
- Yeah, D.
Thanks for the scary stories.
412
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,451
Not.
[chuckles]
413
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,654
- [snarls]
414
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,523
- Oh, we mustn't leave
a fire unattended.
415
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,760
* *
416
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,096
- Wait!
Let me out first.
417
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:41,367
No! No! No!
418
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,102
[all yelp]
419
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,202
[sizzling]
420
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,772
- Dudes,
is that a cookout I smell?
421
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:50,643
[screaming]
422
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,180
- [cackling]
- Oh, SpongeBob. Your shirt.
423
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,916
- [cackling]
424
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,553
What the--I've been patched!
425
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:04,790
No!
I hate summer camp!
426
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,390
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