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- * SpongeBob *
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- * I'm off to summer camp *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * Through nature
I will tramp *
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- * SpongeBob
will have you screaming *
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- * Till milk is streaming
right out of your nose *
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Ahh! Ahh!
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* *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * When nature's calling *
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- You'll see me hauling *
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- I'm hitting the trail *
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- [slurping]
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[sighs]
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Huh?
Bikini Bottom?
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Second-happiest town
in the sea?
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I don't remember
ever delivering toys
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to a place called
Bikini Bottom before.
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[gasps]
Could I have missed the town?
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I haven't missed a town
since 1921.
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And that was a ghost town.
Nobody saw it.
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Hmm.
It says here that all the kids
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are staying at the
Kamp Koral summer camp.
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And they're all asleep.
Oh, those poor toyless tots.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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Get ready, kids, 'cause
Santa Claus is coming to camp!
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High-ho, Bludolph! Away!
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* *
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Ha-hey!
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[laughing]
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* *
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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Oopsy.
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Ho, ho, ho!
Oops.
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[softly]
I mean, ho, ho, ho.
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[chuckles]
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[gasps]
- Ugh! Stupid root beer!
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Now I have to pee.
Thanks a lot!
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[gulps]
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[wailing]
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[gasping]
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- [chuckles]
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* *
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- [snores]
Gotta catch those jellies.
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[snores]
Gotta catch those jellies.
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[snores]
Gotta catch those jellies.
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[yawns]
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- Ooh!
[chuckling]
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Now, don't do that again,
root beer.
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I'm warning you.
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[gulping]
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- [snoring]
Huh?
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Mama?
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- Huh?
- Is that you?
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[yawns]
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- Phew.
There.
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That ought to keep you inside.
[chuckles]
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* *
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Yeah. Nothing but roof.
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* *
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[rooster crowing]
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Oh, the sun's up.
Better hide.
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[chuckling]
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[quirky upbeat music]
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* *
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- [inhales deeply]
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[playing "Reveille"
very poorly]
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[clams squawking]
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[various sea creatures howling]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans]
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* *
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That was terrible.
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Well, I guess it's coal
for Squidward.
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[chuckles]
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I can't wait for them
to open their presents.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- I don't get it.
- Santa? Who the heck is Santa?
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- Who cares?
My mother always says,
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never look the gift seahorse
in the mouth.
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- Wait!
My mother always says
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never take gifts
from strangers.
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- [gasps]
My mother says that too!
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- That's what my mom says.
- That's what my mom says.
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- What?
Santa's no stranger!
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- Apologies to your mothers,
but I gotta know what it is!
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- No, Patrick!
Mother said never!
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And that means never.
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- I can't chance it, SpongeBob.
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There could be root beer
in here!
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[both straining]
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Stupid root beer!
[panting]
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- Well, if we can't open them,
we might as well burn 'em!
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[cheering]
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[dramatic music]
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- What?
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* *
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- Whoa!
- No!
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- Huh?
[screams]
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[pounding footfalls]
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[children screaming]
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- Look! It's a...
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- It's a giant bearded lady!
- Wait!
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I'm no lady.
I'm Santa Claus!
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I'm your friend!
[words echoing]
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[all screaming]
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* *
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[laid-back Hawaiian music]
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[all screaming]
- Mr. Krabs!
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- Okay, keep your shirts on.
- Mr. Krabs!
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There's a red, giant,
bearded lady
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with a fire-breathing boot
attacking the camp!
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- Oh, you don't say.
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Congratulations, you get
to hoist the flag today.
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I haven't had my coffee.
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[all gasp]
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- I'm Santa. You know?
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Ho, ho, ho.
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[coughing and gagging]
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- Ew, peppermint breath!
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- Never fear, weaklings.
The jocks will save you!
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[towels snapping]
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[upbeat music]
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- [battle cry]
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* *
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[bellows]
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Oh, yeah!
- [yelps]
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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[kids shouting]
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* *
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[upbeat suspenseful music]
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- Oh, oh.
Oh?
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- [gasps]
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He doesn't have a belly!
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It's just a bowl full of jelly!
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[gasping and screaming]
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I wish I had a bowl
full of jelly.
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- Please don't hurt me.
I have 10,000 elves to feed.
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[oohs and ahs]
See? Oh, this one's the baby.
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- Ha! [chuckles]
That shut him up.
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[yelps]
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[upbeat holiday music]
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[oohs and ahs]
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* *
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- Huh?
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[all munching]
- Aw.
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- Candy from strangers!
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Spit out those treats
and retreat!
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all: Huh?
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[all spitting and yelling]
- Huh?
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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- Oh, how do we get rid of that
jolly giant now, Mr. Tentacles?
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- How should I know?
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Do I look like
a jolly giant killer to you?
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- You need a jolly giant
to vanquish a jolly giant.
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And that jolly giant is me!
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[dramatic music]
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[grunting]
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I'm not big enough!
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- Oh, no?
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* *
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- [sighs]
You tried, Santa.
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If the kids don't believe,
they don't believe.
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- I believe!
- Huh?
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- I believe that you just
crossed the line,
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weird beard.
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[growling]
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- Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, my friend!
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There's no need for alarm.
Ho, ho, ho!
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- Stay away from my campers!
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[slow-motion growl]
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- Nobody cold cocks
Kris Kringle!
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- [yelling]
[tiger growls]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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- Sic her, Mrs. Puff!
[all scream]
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* *
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- Oh, no!
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The bearded lady and Mrs. Puff
are locked in mortal combat!
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Who will win?
Is this the end of Kamp Koral?
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[screaming]
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* *
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[jalopy horn honks]
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* *
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- Tarnation!
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I oversleep one morning
and now there's giants?
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* *
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- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff!
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I'll give that giant jerk
a giant smack!
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* *
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Huh?
Santa?
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- [groaning]
- [yelling]
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* *
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all: Huh?
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- Stay down, Sandy. This
is the red giant's war zone.
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We're just living in it!
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* *
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- Everybody,
that's not a red giant!
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[impacts landing]
all: Oh, yeah?
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- Well, it is.
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But it's also Santa Claus.
I know him from back in Texas.
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He's my friend!
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Santa Claus
is everybody's friend!
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all: Aww.
[impacts landing]
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- Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff!
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- [growls]
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all: Mrs. Puff!
Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff!
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[energetic jazz music]
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* *
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- Mrs. Puff!
Stop fighting Santa Claus!
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He's a giver of gifts!
Not a monster!
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- Ugh!
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- [growls]
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[yells]
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Oof!
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Whoa!
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* *
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- Oh!
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[yelps]
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all: Aw.
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- [groans]
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[jowls flop]
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[back cracks]
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[all yelp]
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- Huh?
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- Look!
You ballyhooing baboons!
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These presents
aren't dangerous!
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It's candy and toys! You see!
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I told you--
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- [shushes]
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You had me at candy.
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[upbeat holiday music]
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* *
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- Sorry again about
the misunderstanding, Santa.
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- Oh, I'm sorry too.
You almost took my head off.
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Ho! Ho!
Luckily, Sandy kept her head.
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- Aw.
[chuckles]
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00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,129
[laughter]
244
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,664
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
245
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:09,536
Hi, ho, Bludolph!
Away!
246
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,139
Happy holidays to all
247
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,275
on land or sea!
248
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,711
- And to all a good night.
249
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:28,321
- Time for me morning,
ahem, constitutional.
250
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,791
[singing to self]
- Eww.
251
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,094
[soft upbeat music]
252
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,831
[groaning]
253
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,133
[all gasping]
254
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:45,238
Which one of you campers
blew up me outhouse?
255
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,641
[all speaking at once]
256
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,277
Hold it, hold it!
257
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,644
- Are disgusting!
Patrick...
258
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,546
- But half a stick of butter
took care of that.
259
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,382
- And house go boom!
260
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,584
- [whistles]
Quiet!
261
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,387
- That's how my finger got
stuck up my nose.
262
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,123
- Camper SpongeBob, zip it.
263
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,828
[all whimpering]
264
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,162
- [clears throat]
265
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,865
As camp master,
I'm appointing meself judge,
266
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:16,837
jury, and camp-see-cutioner,
and whoever is responsible
267
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,941
will have to rebuild
the outhouse by hand,
268
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,110
fin, or tentacle.
269
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,012
- Oh, I'm all thumbs!
270
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,613
[chuckles]
271
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,948
[duck quacks]
272
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,918
- [sighs] Counselor Squidward,
you go first.
273
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:35,889
- Certainly. I'll tell you
exactly what happened.
274
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,092
I awoke to a glorious morning.
275
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,494
[campers snoring]
276
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,663
Ugh. Animals.
277
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,933
[soft upbeat music]
278
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,700
- * Come get out of bed,
you big sleepyhead ♪
279
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,837
♪ And listen
to Squidward playing ♪
280
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,604
♪ Come gather around
the wonderful sound ♪
281
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,706
♪ And hear his sweet refrain ♪
282
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,410
♪ A magical musician
whose "Reveille" rendition ♪
283
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,779
♪ Is worth any admission ♪
284
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,815
♪ He is the real McCoy! ♪
285
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,550
♪ We all sing along
a wonderful song ♪
286
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,552
♪ Our ears,
they are not worthy ♪
287
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,320
♪ At daybreak, we praise
each note that he plays ♪
288
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,057
♪ Our hearts explode with joy ♪
289
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,193
♪ [clarinet playing] ♪
290
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,364
[cheers and applause]
- [humming smugly]
291
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,333
[cheers and applause]
292
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,203
[upbeat music]
293
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,839
- Don't crowd him!
He's a genius!
294
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,808
- We love you, Mr. Tentacles!
295
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,278
* *
296
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,881
- Mr. Tentacles,
297
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,449
I have something for you.
298
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,784
- Oh, no.
299
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,220
[quirky upbeat music]
300
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,755
You really shouldn't have.
301
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,392
* *
302
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,329
Thanks for the lovely...
whatever it is.
303
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,732
- It's a face mitten.
It's like a hug for your head.
304
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,768
[sniffing]
- Oh, what is that smell?
305
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,739
- That's the smell
of a clean environment.
306
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:03,743
I made all of your presents
from recycled oily rags.
307
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,579
- I'll just put this
in my treasure chest
308
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:11,184
where I keep
your other wonderful presents.
309
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,321
I have to go bury
my treasure now.
310
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,290
See you clowns later.
311
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,625
[horn honks]
312
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,792
[laughter]
313
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,761
- Um, um...
314
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,863
ah.
315
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,966
[humming to himself]
316
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:31,138
* *
317
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,772
- Hold it!
318
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:37,177
You filled me outhouse with
presents made of oily rags?
319
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,679
- Of course not.
Some were made of kindling.
320
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,714
- Squidward blew up
the outhouse!
321
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,486
- [whimpers]
322
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,523
- I sentence
Counselor Squidward to--
323
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,093
- Wait!
Don't blame Mr. Tentacles!
324
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,997
It was I who blew up
the outhouse.
325
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,732
It was a rainy day.
326
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:04,637
Once Mr. Tentacles had left,
I got right to work...
327
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,840
on my next gift
of camperly love for him.
328
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:14,847
* *
329
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,456
Oh, boy, Mr. Tentacles!
Another successful performance.
330
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,657
- You stink!
- Ow.
331
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,559
- Everyone's throwing
you presents.
332
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,762
And someone has one
more present for you.
333
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,866
- Aw, you shouldn't have.
A face mitten!
334
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,837
* *
335
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,372
Mm.
336
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,342
I've always wanted one.
It's like...
337
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,577
both: A hug for your head!
338
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,712
- Mwah.
339
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,316
I love it! I love it!
I love it!
340
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,817
- After Mr. Tentacles left,
341
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,554
it was time
for my morning constitutional.
342
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,223
♪ I gotta go
to the outhouse! ♪
343
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,393
♪ I gotta go to the outhouse!
I gotta go to the outhouse! ♪
344
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,695
I have a present for you!
345
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,497
* *
346
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:08,768
- What? Why would you
throw a cake in the toilet?
347
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,471
- Well, everyone knows
it's the outhouse's birthday.
348
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,206
We have to give it a cake.
349
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,475
- How could that blow up
the outhouse?
350
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,944
- Well, the cake also
had candles on it.
351
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,313
[humming to himself]
352
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,083
- You dropped a flaming cake
in the toilet?
353
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,052
SpongeBob blew up the outhouse!
354
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,726
Camper SpongeBob,
I sentence you to--
355
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:37,364
- Hold it! Hold it!
You're all wrong!
356
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,566
I'll tell you
what really happened!
357
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,836
Allow me to quote
from my diary.
358
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:44,804
Ahem...
359
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,040
[snoring]
360
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:50,210
I woke up on my cloud
as usual.
361
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,180
Clouds aren't as comfortable
as you think.
362
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,215
Too wet and lumpy.
363
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,285
I flew around the camp,
but it was so peaceful
364
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,886
I got bored.
365
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,655
I'm lucky those aliens
attacked.
366
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,258
[Patrick makes laser sounds]
367
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,460
Run for your lives!
368
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,098
This looks like a job
for Super Star!
369
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,166
Oops.
370
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,068
[dramatic orchestral music]
371
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,103
Hup-hip!
372
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,106
* *
373
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,108
[yells]
374
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,643
* *
375
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,313
Those flying saucers
were pretty tough.
376
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,249
* *
377
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,484
[burps loudly]
378
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,354
But those dumb aliens
were no match
379
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,357
for my spinning star attack.
380
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,261
I gave 'em a whoosh and a biff
and a sock-a-roo!
381
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,864
And then, funky breath attack!
382
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,433
[laughs]
383
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,570
- What has any of that to do
with the outhouse blowing up?
384
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,305
- [gasps]
Oh, yeah, yeah.
385
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:56,008
After the aliens left, I went
to visit my friendly outhouse.
386
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,477
I call him Outie.
387
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,945
[outhouse bubbles]
388
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,613
He didn't!
389
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,948
[outhouse bubbles]
390
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,952
[laughs]
That is so like Mr. Tentacles!
391
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,220
[outhouse bubbles]
392
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,421
[laughing]
393
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,856
After we gossiped for a while,
394
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,160
we shared a pot
of Plankton's chili.
395
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:18,465
One for me...
396
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,668
and one for you, buddy.
397
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,071
[quirky upbeat music]
398
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,776
- Plankton's five alarm chili?
That'll make anything explode!
399
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,379
Patrick blew up the outhouse!
400
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,948
[dramatic music]
401
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,551
It's Patrick's fault!
[both gasp]
402
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,787
- Or SpongeBob?
[gasps]
403
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,522
- Or maybe it was Squidward?
- [gasps]
404
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,224
- I don't know
what to believe!
405
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,125
Squidward's delusional.
406
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,895
SpongeBob is one marshmallow
short of a s'more.
407
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,098
And Patrick, I don't know
what Patrick's talking about,
408
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,534
but he sure
ain't a reliable witness.
409
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:59,071
- That's right.
I ain't a revivable gymnast.
410
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,975
- I'm more confused
than when we started.
411
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,044
[screams]
412
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,481
- I couldn't help but overhear
all of you arguing.
413
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:12,452
- Preda Tory!
- Allow me to help you.
414
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,556
You must speak
with one vinal vitness.
415
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,725
- Vitness? Vhat vitness?
416
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,861
- The most important
vitness of all,
417
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,098
the spirit of the outhouse!
418
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,734
[evil laughter]
419
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,304
- There ain't no such thing
as toilet ghosts.
420
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:35,041
- [cackling]
- [yelps]
421
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,644
- Oh, mighty outhouse!
422
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,680
Free us from the clog of doubt!
423
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,384
Overflow this camp with truth!
424
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,886
[cackling]
425
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,689
[spooky music]
- [ghostly moaning]
426
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,592
- T-t-t-t-t-toilet ghost!
427
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,395
- I believe!
I believe! Don't hurt me!
428
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,864
- Hey, Outie!
Good to see ya!
429
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,801
- SpongeBob, Squidward,
Patrick,
430
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:06,038
you all defiled me
with trash!
431
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,475
But there is a fourth
poope-trator--
432
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,910
uh, I mean perpetrator:
433
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,980
Mr. Krabs has been dumping
434
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,685
Pearl's dirty diapers
in me for months!
435
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,953
[ghostly moan]
436
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,990
* *
437
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,326
- There's no diaper service
in the woods.
438
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:30,597
- It was all of your foul
and unstable junk
439
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,333
that made me explode.
440
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,234
Guilty!
441
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,505
You're all guilty!
442
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,573
* *
443
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,875
[retching]
444
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,982
- [laughs excitedly]
445
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,318
- Oh! No, no, no!
446
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,087
- [burps]
447
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,590
Farewell!
448
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,626
- Thanks for the chili, Outie!
449
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,762
- No problem, buddy.
450
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,064
[birds singing]
451
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:10,903
- I sentenced all of us
to rebuild the outhouse.
452
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,541
- That I von't help you with.
Auf wiedersehen!
453
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,742
[thunder cracks]
454
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,078
[upbeat music]
455
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,513
* *
456
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,515
[all humming]
457
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,651
* *
458
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,219
[birds tweeting]
459
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,221
[all humming]
460
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,859
* *
461
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,894
- Well, it's been a whole week,
462
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,597
but we finally have
an outhouse again.
463
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,500
[all whimpering]
464
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,703
Camp master is first!
Gotta go! Gotta go!
465
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,605
Gotta go! Gotta go, go!
466
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:49,241
- Oh, we missed a nail!
- I got it!
467
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,309
[pained grunt]
468
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,679
[screams]
469
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,216
[whimpering]
470
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,251
- [sobbing]
471
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,821
Outie!
472
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,723
- [sighs]
Here we go again!
473
00:22:03,773 --> 00:22:08,323
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