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MUSIC COMES IN STRONG.
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[CRUNCH CRUNCH]
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[ZIPPER]
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[CLICKITY CLICKITY]
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[PFFFT]
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[SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH...]
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[PACE QUICKENS]
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[SQUIRT]
[PHONE RINGS]
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EMMA
Hey, Mom? What's up,
I'm working.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Get out. Art! You just won
five bucks!
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You finally got a real job?
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EMMA
Sound design is a real job.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Wow, you're actually a
professional sound designer?
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EMMA
Well, not exactly, I'm still
doing foley, but I'm getting
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paid this time!
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MOM [OS]
I'm so proud of you.
It's going in the church
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bulletin. What's
it called?
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EMMA
Oh, it's an indie movie, it
probably won't come to
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theatres near you.
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You probably won't see it.
You know what, I actually
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got to finish this. So I'll
call you back later,
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Okay I love you bye!
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[COMPUTER ERROR SOUND]
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[ALARM CLOCK]
[UPBEAT DANCE ROCK]
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BABCIA
Hurry Barkley.
You will be late for class.
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BARKLEY
Thanks Babcia.
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♪ UPBEAT POP MUSIC
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KNOCK ON GLASS
SEVERAL TIMES
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LUMBER STEVE
You want me to clock you in,
it's gonna cost ya!
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TEACHER
Rachel, you didn't have
to do that!
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RACHEL
It wasn't any trouble.
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TEACHER
To pack up my classroom? You
already had to pack up yours!
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RACHEL
I wanted to make sure you
wouldn' t have any excuses
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not to go on
your date with Mark.
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TEACHER
You set me up on
a date with Mark?
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Oh no, I can't, I
couldn't, he's so cute!
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RACHEL
It'll be great.
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TEACHER
I still have to find a summer
home for that stupid turtle.
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RACHEL
I sent your class turtle home
with Benny Schwartzman.
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TEACHER
Oh and there's this
UPS package on my desk
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that I still need to mail.
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RACHEL
I saw it! Already mailed it.
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TEACHER
Oh my god. Really? That is
amazing. Wow, Rach,
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- I mean, but wait, don't - I
thought that you liked Mark?
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RACHEL
Oh, I couldn't possibly date
anyone right now.
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I'm way too busy.
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EMMA
I don't know what my mom is
telling people,
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but I have a job!
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RACHEL
Have you eaten yet today?
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EMMA
No and I don't need her friends
to set me up on pity dates,
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you know?
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RACHEL
Do you have something I can put
water in?
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EMMA
On top of the fridge. Contrary
to popular belief, I am not
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the ideal match for all base-
ment-dwelling mouth-breathers.
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CLATTER SOUND
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RACHEL
Do you ever open your mail?
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EMMA
Yeah, I've been busy this week.
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RACHEL
This is from December. From your
parents?
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EMMA
I'm getting to it, it's on my
to-do list.
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She was trying to hook me up
with an unemployed
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thirty six year old who still
hasn't finished undergrad.
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RACHEL
Em, sorry about your day.
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Merry Christmas
friends and family!
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This year has brought us many
blessings. Arthur and I are
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planning for our 60 day
summer cruise to Australia.
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Anchors away!
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[RANDOM PIANO KEYS]
Hannah and her wonderful
husband Brandon
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have secured political asylum
for 112 more Sudanese refugees.
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So proud of you two.
A little birdy told us
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Kent and Amy are
expecting some good news!
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Congratulations you guys.
Meanwhile, Emma is still
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trying to do the LA thing!
We're all pullin' for ya, but
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remember, we still haven't
packed up your bedroom.
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[DISSONANT PIANO CHORD]
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You have options. They included
you in the letter this year.
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LUMBER STEVE
Uh, uh, uh. uh, uh.
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You suck.
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KASIA [V.O.]
This is Kasia, I call your
mother five times.
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I cannot stay open for this.
Come pick up her order now.
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BARKLEY
Oh shit.
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[SEXUAL MOANS]
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LUMBER STEVE
Oh, so hot right now.
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BARKLEY
What did I say?
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LUMBER STEVE
No talking. So hot!
So hot!
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[CAR ALARM]
BARKLEY
Shut the door!
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LUMBER STEVE
Get the keys!
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BARKLEY
They're not here! Help me look!
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LUMBER STEVE
Dude, I'm looking for my pants!
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[CAR KEYS BEEP, ALARM STOPS]
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BARKLEY
Oh fuuu-
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LUMBER STEVE
Hey, so, what are you up to
tomorrow?
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BARKLEY
I'm totally free; tomorrow's my
only day off.
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LUMBER STEVE
Sweet, I need you to cover my
shift.
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BARKLEY
Wait, I've never worked in
lumber before!
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LUMBER STEVE
That's fine, you're Mexican, you
can do it, right? Lo siento.
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BABCIA
You missed dinner.
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You are
better than this.
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BARKLEY
I'm sorry.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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EMMA
Hey, mom, you know it is three
in the morning here, right?
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
I know you weren't sleeping.
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EMMA
True.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Well, I hate to lose it because
it's the source
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of some of my
best material, but it's time.
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EMMA
Time for what, mom?
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
It's time to throw out the boat.
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EMMA
What?
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
We're leaving tomorrow for our
trip so I'm clearing out the
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garage for the July renters.
Plus. You promised me
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if you didn't fix it by the time
you were twenty five
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I could get rid of it.
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EMMA
Wait - I really want to finish
it though.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
You're never gonna
get around to it.
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EMMA
Seriously, I will finish it the
next time I am out there.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Emma, I don't want to have that
boat in my garage for another
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eight years. It's going out by
the bins for next Tuesday's
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trash pickup. End of story.
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EMMA
Okay.
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EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Love you!
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EMMA
Love you too, mom.
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[SOWING MACHINE]
TATA
Where is my shirt?
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Where is the
shirt? Every time,
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I cannot find
it. I am looking for it,
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it was here, now it's
not here!
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In the kitchen.
Looking for- Thank you!
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You could have said- ahh, you
did it for me! Love you!
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MAMA
[SPEAKING IN POLISH]
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TATA
English! In this house! She is
graduating!
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MAMA
Glue it!
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TATA
I'm taking the flag! I am taking
the flag!
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BABCIA
I made this for you. For today.
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BARKLEY
Babcia!
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TATA
Barkley, hurry up in there, your
mother needs to get ready.
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We leave for commencement
in thirty minutes!
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BARKLEY
I dropped out.
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TATA
What? I cannot hear you, your
mother needs to peepee.
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BARKLEY
Tata, I dropped out.
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TATA
What? What. Barkley,
open the door.
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Barkley, you're
trying my patience!
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Okay, I'm not angry,
I just want to talk,
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okay, okay, okay, just
open the damn door!
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MAMA
What is going on, Barkley, we
are leaving soon.
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TATA
She's not graduating!
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MAMA
She's not graduating?
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BARKLEY
I left school, Mama.
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MAMA
What?
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TATA
She is graduating!
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BARKLEY
That's not how it works! I left
three months ago!
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MAMA
Where have you been going
every day for that time!
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BARKLEY
Ace hardware?
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TATA
Open the goddamn door, come out
here and tell it to my face!
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MAMA
How could you do it to us?
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BARKLEY
I'm not happy!
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TATA
Who gives shit! You don't work
to be happy,
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you work to feed your family,
to put roof over your head!
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MAMA
Jesus, you love engineering, you
were on the top in your class!
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BARKLEY
Just because you're good
at something
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doesn't mean you like
it, I hated it!
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MAMA
Okay, so just tell me, what are
you going to do? Huh?
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BARKLEY
I don't know!
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TATA
Ah. She doesn't know. What a
beautiful plan!
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Sleep with strange men,
don't worry about it,
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just have fun, that's all
that's important!
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BANGS ON DOOR
[SPEAKS IN POLISH]
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I'm getting the screwdriver!
Open - open it!
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MAMA
[SWEARS IN POLISH]
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RACHEL
I didn't know you made the
decision to sell.
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RACHEL'S DAD
Yeah, it seemed like
the right time.
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With you and Chris outta
the house it's time to downsize.
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RACHEL
Oh, okay, well, I can get a
plane ticket right away,
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so I can come help you
fix up the place for buyers.
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RACHEL'S DAD
Honey, I've been working on the
place for months. It's all done.
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RACHEL
Oh, okay, well, I can help you
pack up.
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RACHEL'S DAD
I got it.
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RACHEL
How about I-
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RACHEL'S DAD
Honey, it is under control. Do
not rearrange your plans
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on my account. You do you
this summer. Okay? I love you.
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RACHEL
Love you.
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RACHEL'S DAD
Bye sweetie.
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[FOOT TAPPING]
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[PEN CLICKING]
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[WATER POURING]
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[KEY TYPING]
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[ALL SYNC TO A BEAT]
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[BEAT TURNS
TO OCEAN SOUNDS]
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MR. MONTANA
Mmmm.
[BEAT STOPS]
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Hey, why so tense, doll?
Oh, loved that last cut.
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Ah, really, thanks for
all the great work
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you're doin on
Take It In The Aft.
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EMMA
No problem, happy to have the
work.
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MR. MONTANA
Great, cuz we got more for ya,
Freckles. Listen, as you know,
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everyone at Beat Around
The Bush Productions
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is really hopin' to
hit it outta the park on this
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one, we really wanna take it to
the next tier of the adult film
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industry and we need
this to be a masterpiece.
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EMMA
Got it. Well, I know that you
guys were looking for a little
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more urgency in the anal
juggling section.
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MR. MONTANA
Oh yeah, that section was great!
You, you really know your anal.
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EMMA
I try.
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MR. MONTANA
Now listen, I wanna talk to you
about another sequence.
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EMMA
Oh, okay.
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MR. MONTANA
We added an Alabama Hot Pocket
section. You familiar?
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EMMA
Of course.
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MR. MONTANA
Right, well, the actor we got is
a championship jizzer
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so I need this to be moist.
I mean moist, moist, moist.
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EMMA
Can do.
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MR. MONTANA
I'm sure you can, babe. Now
isten, I hate to do this to you,
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but we need it by tomorrow.
So, I brought you the cut,
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it's gonna be a good
old-fashioned all nighter.
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EMMA
No problem, I will buy more
mustard and get started!
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MR. MONTANA
Thanks, EM. Hey listen. You
play your cards right, you will
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go far in this town. I will see
to it. Personally, eh?
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EMMA
That's really nice of you.
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MR. MONTANA
But - you screw this up for me,
I will make sure
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you never work
in porn again.
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Hehe, hey, you.
You've got a really, really
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pretty shape to you. I can make
you a star. Hehe.
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Hey, you're a
pro, Em. You're a pro.
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CAFE WOMAN
If you ever wanna
get out of this,
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my dad runs a shelter on
Maple and 7th.
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EMMA
No, it's not
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CAFE WOMAN
You don't have to explain
yourself to me.
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[CAR HONKS]
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EMMA
That's fine, that's fine.
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[CAR HONKS]
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That's your job, that's fine
you can do that.
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[CAR HONKS]
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EMMA
Lumber?
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EMMA
Hi. Where do you
keep your fir?
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BARKLEY
I don't think we carry fur here?
Oh, ah, wood fir, not fur fur?
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EMMA
Wood fir. For a boat.
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BARKLEY
Well...
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TRASH CAN LADY
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me!
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BARKLEY
Ma'am, I'm with a customer right
now, I'll be right with you.
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TRASH CAN LADY
Well, I need help now.
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BARKLEY
I understand, this is just gonna
take two minutes.
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BARKLEY
So how big is the boat?
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EMMA
It's like an eleven foot sail
boat, maybe twelve?
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I dunno, I haven't really looked
at it in eight years.
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BARKLEY
Uh huh.
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EMMA
I just need enough wood to
finish the rest of the boat.
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BARKLEY
How much of it did you already
build?
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EMMA
I would say a third,
conservatively?
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TRASH CAN LADY
Hello, excuse me. Excuse me,
hello, I- I- just need to
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figure out the right lid
for this trashcan.
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BARKLEY
Ma'am, it looks like neither one
of those lids
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fits on that
particular can.
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00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,034
TRASH CAN LADY
Well there wasn't
a matching one.
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BARKLEY
Alright, do you want us
to order you one?
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TRASH CAN LADY
No, I, I just wanna buy it
today!
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BARKLEY
Okay. I was helping
her out first,
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and then I'll be with
you, I promise.
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TRASH CAN LADY
Ugh, you said that
before, jeez.
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EMMA
So just as much as we
can fit in my car.
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BARKLEY
Um, how big is your car?
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EMMA
It's a compact sedan.
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BARKLEY
Can I interest you
in a roof rack?
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EMMA
Yup.
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[LOUD SCRATCHING AS
TRASH CAN DRAGS]
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BARKLEY
Last one.
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EMMA
Oh, thank you!
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BARKLEY
Wait, uh, I'm not done helping
you yet. So, uh,
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building a boat,
what's that about?
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EMMA
Uh, the summer before college, I
tried to build a boat.
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Things went badly,
and I've been the
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butt of my family's
jokes ever since.
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My job is shit, and I am super
depressed, so I am gonna
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load some lumber
on my car,
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drive to Maryland,
and finish my boat.
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BARKLEY
Seriously, you're just
taking off?
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EMMA
Yeah. I will force my family to
respect me.
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TRASH CAN LADY
There you are. Hello, and then
one of the lids fell in.
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BARKLEY
Building a boat is super
respectable.
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EMMA
Thank you.
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TRASH CAN LADY
And now it's stuck at the
bottom, so I'll go... get it.
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BARKLEY
Can I come with you?
I'm an engineer,
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and, I obviously work
in lumber, so,
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I'm good with
tools and building.
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TRASH CAN LADY
Is anyone gonna
help me here?
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BARKLEY
I have an employee discount.
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TRASH CAN LADY
Girls. Ugh. Stuck.
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EMMA
Are you sure it's safe?
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BARKLEY
Of course.
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EMMA
What about your car?
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BARKLEY
They never ticket.
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RACHEL
Do you have everything you need
for the boat?
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EMMA
Barkley's got it covered.
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RACHEL
Where exactly did you meet
this girl?
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EMMA
Ace.
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RACHEL
Like hardware? Like when?
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EMMA
Half hour ago? She's really
excited about the trip.
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RACHEL
Emma, you know nothing about
her, this can't be a good idea.
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EMMA
It's fine! I already asked her,
it's not like I'm gonna kick her
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out of the car now. Plus,
she's an engineer and
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like some kind
of lumber genius.
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RACHEL
They don't have lumber in
Maryland?
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EMMA
Rach, don't be a buzzkill.
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RACHEL
I'm not a buzzkill. Do you even
have enough
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gas money to get to
Maryland?
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EMMA
It's happening.
We'll figure it out.
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So wadda you say, will you
water my plants?
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RACHEL
Oh, forget the plants. You need
me more than they do.
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Give me five minutes.
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BARKLEY
How do you guys know
each other?
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EMMA
Summer camp.
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BARKLEY
Nice.
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RACHEL
Hi. I'm Rachel.
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BARKLEY
Barkley.
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BARKLEY
Do you want the front?
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RACHEL
No, I have short legs.
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BARKLEY
Okay, lemme know if you change
your mind.
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RACHEL
This seems unsafe.
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EMMA
It's fine, watch.
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[CRASH]
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RACHEL
Aaaahh! Oh my god. We'll just
get lumber in Maryland.
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[ALT ROCK MONTAGE]
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[PHONES RING]
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BARKLEY
Wooo! Building a boat! Building
a boat!
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00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,485
BARKLEY
You guys aren't axe
murderers, right?
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00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,095
How many men
have you killed?
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00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,836
RACHEL
How many women
have you killed?
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BARKLEY
Seriously,
should I be worried
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about getting in the car with
two strangers?
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RACHEL EMMA
Yes. No.
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00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:22,193
EMMA
We're just three girls.
Building a boat.
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00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,241
EMMA
I wish we had food.
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BARKLEY
Ooh, ooh, pocket chocolate?
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EMMA
Ahh!
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00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:36,425
RACHEL
Oh don't put that in your mouth!
We have sandwiches.
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EMMA
When did you make these,
you took like
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five minutes to get ready.
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00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,257
RACHEL
When you have a system, it only
takes two minutes to pack.
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00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,607
That leaves two more
minutes for sandwiches.
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00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:45,869
BARKLEY
What about the other minute.
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00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,218
RACHEL
What?
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00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,568
EMMA
The last minute.
That's four minutes.
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00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:51,135
What did you do with
the fifth minute?
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00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,007
RACHEL
Wouldn't you like to know?
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00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,183
EMMA
Did you save a baby?
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00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,489
BARKLEY
Set a fire.
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00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,360
EMMA
Save a baby from a fire you set?
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00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,622
BARKLEY
Open a food truck?
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00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,363
EMMA
Solve a one thousand piece
puzzle?
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00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,583
RACHEL
Okay, we'll never make it by
Tuesday trash pickup
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00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:07,238
if we dawdle,
let's eat in the car.
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00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,859
BARKLEY
Where we gonna sleep
tonight, guys?
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00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,730
RACHEL
Well really we should be
sleeping on shifts if you-waagh
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00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,775
BARKLEY
Punch buggy blue!
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00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,342
RACHEL
Ow!
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00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:33,743
EMMA
[COWBOY ACCENT]
Put her there
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00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,571
BARKLEY / EMMA
One!
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00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:36,572
BARKLEY / EMMA
Two!
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00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,704
BARKLEY / EMMA
Three!
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00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,488
BARKLEY
Go! Pshew pshew!
357
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,273
EMMA
Pshkow pshkow!
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00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:03,904
[LIGHT SNORING]
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00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,217
[BIG RIG HONKS]
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00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,222
RACHEL
Let's play a game! Where do
you guys see yourself
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00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,572
in five years?
362
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,051
EMMA
Duh. Running Sony's sound
department.
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00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:21,748
RACHEL
Barkley?
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00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,314
BARKLEY
Oh god.
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00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,098
EMMA
Duh, she'll be an engineer. Hey,
what kind of stuff
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00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,752
have you
built before?
367
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:29,669
BARKLEY
Uh, couple of tables, a dresser,
parts of a plane?
368
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:30,974
RACHEL
What?
369
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,802
EMMA
That is awesome.
I could definitely
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00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,369
not build this boat
without you.
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00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,153
BARKLEY
Guys, I need chocolate.
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00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,328
RACHEL
A plane?
373
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,534
EMMA
Thank you.
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00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,109
RACHEL
Sure you don't
want any help?
375
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:22,461
EMMA
No, I got it.
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00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,484
BARKLEY
Come on! Let's go
down to the dock!
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00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,876
RACHEL
We should go to sleep.
378
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,574
BARKLEY
No!
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00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:16,689
EMMA
Come on! Fight!
And you may die!
380
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:20,344
Run! And you ll
live at least a while!
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00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:26,350
BARKLEY
They may take our lives, but
they'll never take our freedom!
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00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:37,840
RACHEL
Alba the Braveu!
Scotland forever!
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00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,888
EMMA
Hey, come on. If I am naked, you
have to be naked.
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00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,933
RACHEL
I stripped!
I'm in my underwear!
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00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,762
EMMA
Rachel, I've seen you naked
before. If you do not strip,
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00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:48,590
I will do it
for you.
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00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:53,334
RACHEL
All right all right all right
all right!
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00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:00,602
DUSTY
Young ladies.
Got a call about three
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00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:05,476
scantily clad tresspassers
on the Turner property.
390
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,828
You guys wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
391
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,744
Oh and uh,
where'd the third girl go?
392
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,401
Female aggressor number
three is attempting
393
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,969
to evade an office of the law
via underwater submersion,
394
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,057
permission to use force?
395
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,711
RACHEL
No! Please! We're leaving!
396
00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,495
DUSTY
Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to
have to bring you in for
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00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,975
attacking an officer
with deadly force.
398
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,934
RACHEL
Me? No, I- I didn't!
399
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,066
DUSTY
Would you please retrieve your
projectile?
400
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,546
RACHEL
My projectile?
401
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,245
DUSTY
I'm just kiddin . You ladies
have a nice day.
402
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:39,902
Oh, and ladies?
Let's keep it PG next time?
403
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,081
RACHEL
What the hell, Emma!
404
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:49,129
EMMA
Relax. Dusty's cool, he's like
the local town legend.
405
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,434
Don't
worry about it.
406
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,568
BARKLEY
I just thought it was funny,
sorry.
407
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,576
BARKLEY
Can you add toothpaste
to the list?
408
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,926
Pack of underwear too,
and jeans?
409
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,668
EMMA
There's actually a box of
clothing in the hall closet that
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00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,887
visitors have left behind,
you can have
411
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,890
anything you want
from there.
412
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,282
RACHEL
Hope she likes
granny panties.
413
00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:13,893
EMMA
Rachel.
414
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,373
RACHEL
Ow, stop it.
415
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,076
RACHEL
That is not gonna fit.
416
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,341
EMMA
That would be
okay with a belt.
417
00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:30,039
RACHEL
One that covers the
whole thing.
418
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,565
RACHEL
I think a man wore that.
419
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,220
EMMA
That was brought here by a
travelling clown.
420
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,396
RACHEL
Maybe you should just
borrow from us.
421
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,443
BARKLEY
No, I think this'll work.
422
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,498
PHONE [V.O.]
You have 15 new messages.
First message.
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00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:57,588
TATA [V.O.]
Barkley! We talked to
Dean McHale.
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00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,722
You graduate next
semester. Problem solved.
425
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,593
PHONE [V.O.]
Next message.
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00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,640
TATA [V.O.]
This is unacceptable. Now it's
over. You come back here,
427
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:09,600
are a disgrace! And if you don't
come back, you are no longer
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00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,864
my daughter...
You'll come back, yes!
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00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:14,780
From wherever you
are having sex with!
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00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:02,741
♪ INDIE COUNTRY MUSIC
431
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:14,377
RACHEL
Good morning!
432
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,031
EMMA
Hi.
433
00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:18,599
RACHEL
Got some sandwich stuff.
434
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:23,865
EMMA
Is that mustard?
435
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:24,823
RACHEL
Yeah!
436
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:25,824
EMMA
Awesome.
437
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:26,868
RACHEL
Wait, that's for tuesday!
438
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:31,917
EMMA
No. Ha, Hey Barkley, catch.
439
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,528
BARKLEY
Sorry.
440
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,313
EMMA
Whaddya got there?
441
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,402
BARKLEY
It's a tent I found by the
garage, can I use it?
442
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,187
RACHEL
Do you not like your bedroom?
443
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,842
EMMA
No, it's great, it's just, I've
never had my own place.
444
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,669
You guys cool if I
put this out back?
445
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,541
EMMA
Sure.
446
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,239
BARKLEY
Awesome, I'll have you over when
it's up! It'll be BYO chairs.
447
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,372
EMMA
Understood.
448
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,552
RACHEL
Where'd you get that? It's
really cute.
449
00:30:58,595 --> 00:30:59,509
BARKLEY
This is from the box.
450
00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,381
EMMA
That was not in the box.
451
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,557
BARKLEY
Yeah it was, I used your sewing
machine and I fixed it.
452
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,909
EMMA
Wow. I can't wait for you to do
that to my boat.
453
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,303
RACHEL
You guys ready?
454
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:14,481
EMMA
I'm sorry for what you guys are
about to see.
455
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:41,943
RACHEL
It's not that bad. Your mom made
it sound a lot worse.
456
00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:44,250
BARKLEY
Are you sure you wanna do this
and not maybe set a different
457
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,513
goal for summer?
We could learn to fish.
458
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,560
EMMA
No, it's gotta be the boat. So
what do we do first, Barkley?
459
00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:54,434
BARKLEY
Well, where are the plans?
460
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,789
EMMA
If it's not in the hold, someone
threw it out.
461
00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,834
RACHEL
So what now?
462
00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:06,663
BARKLEY
I don't wanna take this moment
away from Emma, I mean,
463
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:09,362
It's her boat. How did you
start this the first time?
464
00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:17,326
EMMA
Well, the first time I put these
on that, that didn't work.
465
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:23,724
The second time, I screwed this
onto those, that was a disaster.
466
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,466
Times three through five were
going pretty well,
467
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,859
but then I left for college,
and now I have you.
468
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:35,954
BARKLEY
Okay, I'm gonna need, uh, a
thing that screws the screws in?
469
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,520
RACHEL
A screwdriver?
470
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,653
EMMA
Oh, you wouldn't use a
screwdriver for boat building
471
00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:43,657
Rach, you would use a drill.
I'll get one.
472
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:51,317
[PHONE RINGS]
473
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,017
RACHEL
So this last week, my lesson
plan was about weather.
474
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,715
So I asked one of my kids to go
to the window, and tell me what
475
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,414
the weather was like outside.
He didn't move an inch.
476
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:06,071
He just said, I checked my
Phone this morning. It's sunny.
477
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,551
BARKLEY
So, foley, that's like, smashing
vegetables, right?
478
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:12,512
EMMA
No, everybody thinks this. Name
a sound from a movie.
479
00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,035
BARKLEY
Bones crunching.
480
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:18,213
EMMA
Yes, that is, just, that's
smashing celery.
481
00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:19,562
RACHEL
Star Wars laser blasts.
482
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,912
EMMA
Yes, they hit one of those
really thick
483
00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:24,915
antenna tower guy
wires with a hammer.
484
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,137
RACHEL
How about light sabers?
485
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:32,184
EMMA
Uh, They blended sounds
from a TV set
486
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:33,924
and an old
35 milimeter projector.
487
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,056
BARKLEY
How'd they even think of that?
488
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,405
EMMA
Right?
489
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:37,841
RACHEL
Hey!
490
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:40,975
BARKLEY
Hey there buddy, where'd you
come from?
491
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,544
RACHEL
I'm gonna call this number.
Don t worry buddy,
492
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,328
we'll find
your owner.
493
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:50,811
BARKLEY
No let's do this one.
494
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,073
EMMA
I think it goes in the hole.
495
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:55,120
BARKLEY
Well try it this way and then-
496
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,607
RACHEL
Good afternoon officer.
497
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,566
DUSTY
I thought you promised to get
out of town.
498
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:10,091
RACHEL
Well, Emma said we could stay.
Because it's her parents house.
499
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:12,267
DUSTY
Well of course you can stay, I
can't kick you out.
500
00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,487
However, I do need
to retrieve the dog
501
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,792
that you kidnapped
from your neighbor.
502
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,839
EMMA
Woah woah woah, he wandered in.
503
00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:21,537
RACHEL
We must have called the number
on his collar at least ten
times.
504
00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,409
DUSTY
That sounds about right.
505
00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:27,239
Ladies, could you just excuse
me for a second please?
506
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:32,113
EMMA
It's a weird little town.
507
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,549
RACHEL
You cleaning up already?
508
00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:44,038
BARKLEY
Yeah-
509
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,822
DUSTY
Roy!
510
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,042
ROY
I don't see my dog.
511
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,957
DUSTY
Roy, I need you to come get him.
512
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,177
ROY
You get him, that's your job
isn't it?
513
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,051
DUSTY
You know I think Eddy might be
happier over there.
514
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:04,841
ROY
You ever heard of Stockholm
Syndrome?
515
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,974
ROY
Fuckin things all
over the fucking place.
516
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,323
EMMA
Massive silver!
517
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,108
BARKLEY
By my gesture, stun!
518
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,066
EMMA
Maim arm!
519
00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:16,853
ROY
Shackled up in here, you
terrorists or somethin' ?
520
00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:18,333
BARKLEY
I'm sorry, who are you?
521
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:21,858
ROY
Aw, you, you alright boy, they
hurt you?
522
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,817
EMMA
Sir, we did not harm your dog.
523
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,080
ROY
Let's go, alright let's go.
524
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,603
DUSTY
Roy. I think you should
meet the ladies.
525
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:30,867
Ladies, this is your
next door neighbor, Roy.
526
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,652
Roy, these are the ladies.
527
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:33,870
ROY
Which one of you's in charge?
528
00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,960
EMMA
I guess me? My parents live
here.
529
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,267
ROY
Well they said that you were the
artistic type.
530
00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,269
You're nothing
like them, they're quiet,
531
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,532
and they respect
property lines,
532
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,969
whose is that tent over on the
other side of the house?
533
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,710
BARKLEY
It's mine, is there a problem?
534
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:50,017
ROY
Well three quarters of it
happens to be on my property.
535
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,759
See there's a tree there that
marks the line.
536
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:55,240
BARKLEY
Okay, I will move it to the
other side of the tree,
537
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,937
it's not
a big deal.
538
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,982
ROY
And keep it down when you re
doin your arts and crafts.
539
00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,941
Come
on, Eddie, come on.
540
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,073
EMMA
It's a boat, actually.
541
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:08,253
ROY
And what kind of boat are you
girls making, a Barbie boat?
542
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:14,128
EMMA
Huh, ha, you don't build Barbie
boats, they come preassembled.
543
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:30,318
ROY
Card table for a strong back.
Are these drywall screws?
544
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:35,497
Shoddy craftsmanship.
You do know you
545
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:41,068
need to bevel these chines.
Hand me a plane.
546
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:44,941
BARKLEY
We don't have a plane.
547
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,466
ROY
You don't have a plane?
548
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:58,433
Well.
I'm sure it'll be very pretty.
549
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:04,918
Have fun. Come on
Eddie, come on, come on.
550
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:09,227
DUSTY
And that's Roy! Look, ladies, I
got a couple of tools I can
551
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,880
bring by in a few days if you
guys want 'em.
552
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,318
BARKLEY
We would love them.
553
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:17,713
DUSTY
Great! Keep it up,
it's looking good.
554
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,376
BARKLEY
Shit.
555
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:31,988
RACHEL
Your grandma saw you
having sex in a car?
556
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,687
BARKLEY
Yeah - my dad had to turn off
the alarm.
557
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,777
RACHEL
Well, that's horrible.
I'd run away too.
558
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,388
Not that I'd ever
have random car sex.
559
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,868
BARKLEY
Don't knock it
til you ve tried it,
560
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,349
I mean the sex was great
until the humiliating part.
561
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:49,571
RACHEL
Humiliating sex. Your
bread and butter.
562
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,313
BARKLEY
What's that?
563
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:55,360
EMMA
I am making my living thanks to
the glorious
564
00:37:55,403 --> 00:38:00,103
humping, thumping, squirting,
sliding of the porn industry.
565
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:01,888
RACHEL
But she's really good at it.
566
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:08,242
EMMA
Oh yes! Children, Children,
close thine eyes. Follow me into
567
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:13,116
the mystical, magical realm of
sex! Tell me, what - do you
568
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,947
hear? She - has invited him up
to her apartment. We hear the
569
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:21,690
click of her heels,
[TAP TAP TAP]
570
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:26,260
followed by
his eager gait.
[BAM BAM BAM]
571
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,523
[JINGLE JINGLE]
He unlocks the door,
572
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:32,353
opening it, and tossing
her over his shoulder before
573
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:36,444
throwing her onto the bed!
[SLAM]
It's a very hard bed!
574
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:40,013
She rips open his pants
[TEAR]
575
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:43,277
taking his pulsing
member in her mouth, and
576
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:48,935
lubricating him thoroughly.
[SLURP SLURP SLURP]
577
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,589
When he can no longer stand it,
578
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:54,288
he begins to thrust into her
[FAP FAP FAP]
cavernous hallway
579
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,987
and begins making love to her -
as the headboard
[BAM BAM BAM]
580
00:38:58,031 --> 00:39:00,729
slams against the wall!
She bangs her firm,
581
00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,775
[SLAP SLAP SLAP]
round buttocks back against his
582
00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:10,435
hipbones. She moans,
uh, uh, uh, UH, UH!
583
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:17,137
Nearby, a yacht race starts!
[HORN]
Unfazed!
584
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,183
he nears his climax,
[FAP FAP FAP]
pulling out, and
585
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:24,840
flipping her over, [RUFFLE]
and releasing his load
586
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:28,409
into the valley
between her
587
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:39,855
mountainous breasts!
[SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT]
Uh. Ahhh.
588
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:43,250
RACHEL
Well that was the
best sex I've ever had.
589
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,567
RACHEL
Where's Emma?
590
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,743
BARKLEY
On the phone. Her mom knows
we're here.
591
00:39:57,786 --> 00:40:01,094
RACHEL
Ouch. And we're not even making
any progress.
592
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,139
BARKLEY
Boatbuilding always
seems slow at first.
593
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:06,316
RACHEL
Uh huh. Are you done cutting
that board?
594
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,841
BARKLEY
Yeah.
595
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:23,769
EMMA
Lemme help ya. Rach, a
rectangular piece is not gonna
596
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:28,861
work. This part needs to be
curved. Did you see this? I know
597
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,167
that you're just trying to help,
but please let Barkley
598
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,430
do the hard stuff.
599
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,953
BARKLEY
Well, um-
600
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,955
RACHEL
Ah, my mistake. I'll make it up
to you and have
601
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:39,001
Barkley show me how to fix it,
if you go pick up food.
602
00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:41,308
EMMA
Fine.
603
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,971
RACHEL
You've no idea how to build a
boat, do you.
604
00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:54,930
BARKLEY
No.
605
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,671
RACHEL
So what's your deal.
606
00:40:56,715 --> 00:41:01,502
BARKLEY
I don't work in lumber. And I'm
a geotechnical engineer.
607
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:04,244
RACHEL
So you don't build things.
608
00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:10,511
BARKLEY
I basically study soil and
rocks. I'm probably the last
609
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,208
person that should be
working on a boat.
610
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:15,647
RACHEL
Why did you tell Emma
you could help?
611
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:29,530
BARKLEY
I had to get out. Everything was
falling apart, and - I dropped
612
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:32,446
out of school, and my parents
forced me down a path I didn't
613
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:38,539
want, and I'm sorry, you know?
The lie got out of hand. But,
614
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:43,413
I see how important this
is to Emma.
615
00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:49,507
RACHEL
I will do what I can to help
you. We will figure it out.
616
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:53,598
And for Emma's sake,
we don't have to tell her.
617
00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:04,565
DUSTY
Ladies. Brought you some boat
building supplies. Plane.
618
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,393
RACHEL
Thanks Dusty.
619
00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:12,355
DUSTY
No worries. Well, if you need
anything else,
620
00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:14,488
just lemme know.
Have a nice day.
621
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,622
BARKLEY
As long as you're here, we could
really use an extra hand.
622
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,928
DUSTY
You sure?
623
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:23,889
RACHEL
Please stay. We really need to
figure out how to make a piece
624
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:26,805
that fits here before
Emma gets back.
625
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:31,331
DUSTY
Okay. I see what you're trying
to do here.
626
00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:36,597
You just gotta trace
it. Got a pencil? Thank you.
627
00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:42,734
There!
628
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,388
DUSTY
Nobody in this town has let me
pay for a dinner out in over
629
00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,914
thirteen years. Which you would
think is incredible. But it just
630
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,918
makes me feel uncomfortable. I
didn't earn it. And I won't go
631
00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:55,355
to any of those little
restaurants that I love, because
632
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,531
I know they're struggling in
this economy.
633
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,795
Makes me feel like
I'm stealing food from them.
634
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,235
RACHEL
What exactly are you
famous for, anyway?
635
00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:08,063
EMMA
He ran in the Olympics.
636
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:09,456
BARKLEY
Really?
637
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:12,894
DUSTY
Incorrect, I almost ran
in the Olympics.
638
00:43:12,938 --> 00:43:16,202
But I tore my achilles
tendon right before prelims.
639
00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,420
RACHEL
Is that you in the mural?
640
00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:19,292
BARKLEY
What mural?
641
00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:24,863
DUSTY
Oh god, can we talk about
anything else?
642
00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:27,648
Rach, why'd you
get into teaching kids.
643
00:43:27,692 --> 00:43:33,611
RACHEL
Well, my mom died when we were
pretty young, and my dad had a
644
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:37,658
hard time taking care of me and
my brother, so I kinda stepped
645
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,791
into that role. I was
always really good
646
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,619
at taking care of
other people.
647
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:44,839
EMMA
She was always really good with
the younger kids at camp.
648
00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:47,799
All the homesick ones
would seek her out.
649
00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:51,672
RACHEL
I love my class. At the end of
the day I'm exhausted,
650
00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:54,675
but I end up talking
about my kids
651
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,025
and planning through
my whole weekend.
652
00:43:57,069 --> 00:44:01,813
EMMA
So. Deputy Dusty. What is the
most exciting crime you've ever
653
00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:03,945
seen walking the
Chesapeake City beat?
654
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:08,471
DUSTY
Well, there was this one time -
no what, no,
655
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,778
never mind, it's,
it's stupid.
656
00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,432
RACHEL
No, come on.
657
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:16,958
DUSTY
Okay. This one time, I was
driving down Main Street.
658
00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,264
And there were
these two guys.
659
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:18,960
EMMA
Meth heads.
660
00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:19,482
DUSTY
No.
661
00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:20,309
EMMA
Thugs.
662
00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:21,876
BARKLEY
Were they big?
663
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,097
DUSTY
Average build. For sixteen year
olds. So anyways,
664
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,576
I see these guys,
and they're running down
665
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,230
the side of the
road. And I knew
666
00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:30,842
they were up to something. So I
tailed them with the lights off
667
00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:33,061
until I found out what those
thieves were after.
668
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:33,758
RACHEL
Money?
669
00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:35,498
EMMA
Jewels?
670
00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:39,851
DUSTY
Worms. Those little assholes
were stealing worms from the
671
00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:46,422
live bait machine. Not on my
watch. So I shot 'em.
672
00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:50,818
Kidding! I am kidding, I did not
shoot them. So anyway, they
673
00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:53,168
saw my car, and they took off
across the graveyard with like,
674
00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:56,868
five containers of worms. So
I gave chase on foot. And
675
00:44:56,911 --> 00:45:05,746
most importantly, I out ran 'em.
I beat 'em. Yup, I still got it.
676
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,313
I retrieved the shit out
of those worms.
677
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,054
BARKLEY
So what happened
to the kids?
678
00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:12,448
DUSTY
Oh nothing, I just
gave 'em a warning.
679
00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,277
Hey so have you guys
tried any Maryland crab yet?
680
00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,583
RACHEL
Nope.
681
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:18,759
DUSTY
Emma! You haven't taken'em to
Woody's?
682
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,500
EMMA
We've been busy.
683
00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:22,154
BARKLEY
What's Woodys?
684
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,460
DUSTY
It's a crab shack, and it's
amazing. You guys have
685
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,767
got to try the Maryland
blue crab. In fact,
686
00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:29,204
there is no point in you two
coming to Maryland unless
687
00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:31,511
you go to Woody's with
me on Wednesday.
688
00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:34,122
RACHEL
I thought you couldn't
go out to eat.
689
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,168
DUSTY
They can afford me.
690
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:08,026
ROY
Eddie. Eddie, come on.
691
00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:09,984
EMMA
This is supposed to bend.
692
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:10,985
BARKLEY
It's too thick.
693
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,596
EMMA
That's what she said.
694
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:24,869
ROY
Eddie, Come on. Eddie.
Eddie, here we go.
695
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,958
Eddie. No no no no,
696
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,873
stay off their property!
I'm sorry, I'm-
697
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:31,136
EMMA ROY
Hey Roy. I'm sorry.
698
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:33,878
EMMA
He's fine,
we're good friends now.
699
00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:36,315
RACHEL
What's this here
on your nose?
700
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,404
ROY
Oh, heh, he just likes to play a
little hard
701
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,058
with his best friend
the rock.
702
00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:42,843
BARKLEY
I'd play a little too hard with
Dwayne Johnson
703
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:46,151
ROY
Dwayne Johnson, is that Earl
Johnson's boy from down the way?
704
00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:50,720
EMMA
Ha! Sorry, uh, forget about it.
You were talking about a rock?
705
00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:53,071
ROY
Oh, you should
see the rock.
706
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:57,902
EMMA
He enjoys this?
707
00:46:57,945 --> 00:47:00,818
ROY
Seems to. Can't wait to come
down here every day.
708
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:07,215
Sooo, how's the boat
building going?
709
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,913
Gettin ready to quit yet?
710
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:12,786
EMMA
No, we're chuggin
along, I mean,
711
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,093
as slowly as a couple of
seventy-year-olds at the mall,
712
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:19,227
but- no offense, I'm sure you're
a very speedy shopper.
713
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,838
ROY
Boat building ain't a race.
714
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:23,971
EMMA
I just really want to make sure
we get done by July,
715
00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:25,581
in time to
clear out for the renters.
716
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,496
ROY
When I was
trawling for oysters
717
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:31,849
I seen a guy do a rush job
coiling some rope. Lost a leg.
718
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,113
EMMA
When I get to rope coiling, I'll
remember that.
719
00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:40,727
ROY
Eh. It's a bad idea, a bunch of
kids buildin' a boat.
720
00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:45,732
EMMA
One, we're not kids. Two, if you
have any advice to offer,
721
00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:48,039
you are more than
welcome to come help out.
722
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:52,652
ROY
Ahh. I'd have to go home,
get my tools.
723
00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,741
EMMA
We have everything already.
724
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,874
ROY
I bet you don't have the makings
of a Tom Collins.
725
00:47:56,917 --> 00:48:03,881
EMMA
Gin, lemon juice, sugar, club
soda? Follow me, sir.
726
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:06,927
ROY
Eddie!
727
00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:11,279
[SWEET MUSIC MONTAGE]
728
00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:15,022
ROY
When I came in here, I saw a
plane like that,
729
00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:18,243
I don't wanna
see a plane like that.
730
00:48:24,118 --> 00:48:26,947
ROY
You'll dull the blade, alright,
you find the blade here,
731
00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,689
adjust the blade
by turning this thing-
732
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:43,572
ROY
Get the blade to the length you
want, and you can-
733
00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,706
ROY
Rachel you're gonna hold on
to that one there, we're gonna
734
00:48:46,749 --> 00:48:50,666
bend this gunnel in- nope, you
gotta hold it Rachel.
735
00:48:55,193 --> 00:48:58,587
ROY
Okay, so there's one for you,
and there's one for you,
736
00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:00,415
and there's one
for you down there.
737
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:03,853
ROY
Bend it round, hold on tight.
738
00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:06,030
ROY
-and one for you. There you go.
739
00:49:06,073 --> 00:49:10,382
ROY
And that's how we bend our
gunnel into place.
740
00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:15,996
PHONE [V.O.]
Next message.
741
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:21,523
BABCIA [V.O.]
Barkley, I am not supposed to
call you anymore.
742
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:30,793
We did everything for you.
You are shaming us.
743
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:34,449
[PHONE RINGS]
744
00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,190
RACHEL
We're all changing in our cabin,
right? For dinner.
745
00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:37,496
And then this
one camper in our cabin-
746
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:38,845
EMMA
Alex.
747
00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,629
RACHEL
Oh yeah, Alex! Alex swings the
door open
748
00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:41,935
on the way back from
the bathroom-
749
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,067
EMMA
But we were all sitting
there topless
750
00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,372
like right across from
the dining hall.
751
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,504
RACHEL
It was the boys dining-
752
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,896
BARKLEY
This isn't gonna float, guys.
753
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,029
EMMA
So everybody is freaking out,
and screaming,
754
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:50,552
which only makes all the boys
look across
755
00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,684
and see us
all top-naked.
756
00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,338
BARKLEY
We gotta start over.
757
00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,469
EMMA
And the more the girls scream,
the more the boys look,
758
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,167
so like if anyone was
missing it before,
759
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:57,168
they're all catching it now.
760
00:49:57,211 --> 00:49:58,517
BARKLEY
We should scrap it -
761
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,779
RACHEL
And then Emma goes,
762
00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:01,868
RACHEL /EMMA
ok! They get dinner and a show!
763
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,218
BARKLEY
Shut up for a second!
You can't build a boat
764
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:05,567
on a shitty
foundation.
765
00:50:05,611 --> 00:50:07,874
RACHEL
Well we can make it work,
right Barkley?
766
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:11,008
BARKLEY
Look, we can get new materials
and make something amazing
767
00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,487
with what we
already know.
768
00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,099
EMMA
No. I don't wanna
start a new project,
769
00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:16,709
this is the boat I came
here to build.
770
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:20,060
BARKLEY
This boat? Bullshit!
771
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,453
RACHEL
I think you might be
overreacting.
772
00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,324
EMMA
Yeah. Relax, Barkley.
773
00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:28,155
BARKLEY
I can't relax, okay, seriously?
I can't go home in two weeks.
774
00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:35,554
RACHEL
Remember at camp?
775
00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:39,253
EMMA
The Kelsey thing?
776
00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:42,039
RACHEL.
I'll go get some socks.
777
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:58,272
RACHEL
Hi, mister bubbles! Why are you
as blue as your buttons?
778
00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:02,450
EMMA
Oh, camp is ending today, I
can't go home,
779
00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,583
my parents are
mad at me.
780
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:07,803
RACHEL
I'm sure your parents miss you
very much
781
00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,979
and can't wait to have
you home again.
782
00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:13,940
EMMA
No! They said I made
questionable decisions!
783
00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:18,118
RACHEL
All parents say that when they
catch their children having sex
784
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:21,556
with strange lumber workers in
the driveway!
785
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,387
EMMA
Hope I didn't get splinters from
handling wood!
786
00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:31,175
BARKLEY
At least one of us got
laid this summer!
787
00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:36,136
RACHEL
I bet you had a
fantastic tiiime .
788
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,138
EMMA
Huh hu huh.
789
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:39,531
RACHEL
Hmhmh.
790
00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:53,762
ROY
Finally, one of you fettered the
wood properly.
791
00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:56,156
Nice chine, Barbie.
792
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,463
EMMA
You should call me Skipper,
because
793
00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:00,204
that's Barbie s sister,
and a boat pun.
794
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,423
ROY
Well you don't know the first
thing about bein' a skipper.
795
00:52:02,467 --> 00:52:07,472
EMMA
Okay, I can see I hit a nerve.
Do you need a Tom Collins?
796
00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:13,042
ROY
Nope! I need a break. Hey you
should all come meet my friends!
797
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,914
BARKLEY
You have friends who
are still alive?
798
00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:18,483
ROY
I'm gonna kill that one. No!
They used to crew
799
00:52:18,526 --> 00:52:19,440
on my oyster boat.
800
00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:21,050
RACHEL
You worked on a boat?
801
00:52:21,094 --> 00:52:25,707
ROY
I owned a boat. Ah, it was a
long time ago.
802
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,535
EMMA
Why don't you do it anymore?
803
00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:31,713
ROY
Nobody does it anymore. Used to
be you could pull in oysters the
804
00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:35,891
size of your hand, easy pickins.
Corporate assholes saw an
805
00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:39,156
opportunity, put all the locals
out of business, then they
806
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,984
overfarmed the bay, and they
went down too.
807
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,769
EMMA
That's horrible.
808
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:50,906
ROY
That's life. Got a job sellin
insurance. Eh.
809
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:55,650
At least I got to
keep my house, my dogs.
810
00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,566
EMMA
What was the boat's name?
811
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:03,005
ROY
Her name was June.
812
00:53:03,049 --> 00:53:04,311
EMMA
Don't you ever miss it?
813
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:05,312
ROY
Come on, come and
meet my friends.
814
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,488
BARKLEY
I'm good.
815
00:53:07,532 --> 00:53:11,275
RACHEL
You should go.
816
00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:21,198
EMMA
I would be honored.
817
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,938
BOB
Nothin's bitin, nothin at all.
818
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:26,246
DAN
Not at all, maybe we shoulda
poured some beer on the lure!
819
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,989
VEST LADY
To the right, to the right! No,
come on! To the right!
820
00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:33,558
BOB
Hey! Nice vest! Hope it floats!
821
00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:37,953
DAN
Might be easier if you turn it
around and pull it in! Hahaha
822
00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:41,696
ROY
Watch and learn. Bob, Dan.
823
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,871
DAN / BOB
Hey Roy!
824
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,525
BOB
How you doin? Pull up
a brewski.
825
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:46,266
VEST LADY
Keep going.
826
00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:48,877
ROY
Hey lady, maybe my buddies and
me lay a bit o track to help
827
00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:53,012
you get that boat
in the water.
828
00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:58,235
Well?
829
00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,760
EMMA
Hey buddy, uh,
all hands on deck!
830
00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:06,591
[GROUP ROARS IN LAUGHTER]
831
00:54:06,634 --> 00:54:09,071
ROY
Your chair awaits. Beer me.
832
00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,508
BOB
This stuff tastes like piss.
833
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,901
DAN
Oh it's good.
834
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,300
RACHEL
What kind of bird is
that do you think?
835
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,301
BARKLEY
Red tailed hawk.
836
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,172
EMMA
Osprey. Blue heron.
837
00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:24,391
BARKLEY
Probably wrong.
838
00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:25,305
EMMA
Maryland state.
839
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,524
BARKLEY
You're from here?
840
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,177
EMMA
State bird.
Yea I am from here.
841
00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:36,098
EMMA
Holy shit you guys, this is the
prettiest place I've ever heard.
842
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,341
BARKLEY
It's so beautiful here.
843
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:05,302
EMMA
Are you guys hearing this?
844
00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:14,789
[WAVES RIPPLING]
845
00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:22,014
[ROAR OF AN ENGINE]
846
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:29,891
[LAPPING WATER]
847
00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:44,906
BARKLEY
Mmm, someone's getting fancy for
our crab excursion tomorrow.
848
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,778
EMMA
I thought we all agreed not to
be the hot one.
849
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:50,129
RACHEL
You are more than welcome to use
some of the mask, but there is
850
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:53,393
nothing I can do about
being the hot one.
851
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:56,570
BARKLEY
Is there someone in town we are
trying to impress?
852
00:55:56,614 --> 00:56:01,445
EMMA
Or someone in a uniform!
[FAP FAP FAP]
853
00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,577
Are you
going back out to the garage?
854
00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:07,320
RACHEL
No, I think I really wanna get
some sleep.
855
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,801
EMMA
Okay.
856
00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:13,108
BARKLEY
Wear this.
857
00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:24,293
EMMA
Rach!
858
00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,165
RACHEL
I'm coming!
859
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:30,822
BARKLEY
Sure you don't wanna come?
860
00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,563
EMMA
Eh, I wanna keep working.
I'm on a roll.
861
00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:34,129
DUSTY
You ready?
862
00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:35,392
BARKLEY
Yeah.
863
00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,401
DUSTY
Let's go.
864
00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:47,926
[PHONE RINGS]
865
00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:55,455
EMMA'S MOM [V.O.]
Hi. You've reach
Art and Marleen Turner.
866
00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:57,979
Please leave a message
after the beep. Thanks!
867
00:56:58,023 --> 00:57:00,025
[BEEEEP]
868
00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:02,419
MARIE THOMAS [V.O.]
Hi Marleen, it's Marie Thomas,
from the vacation rental?
869
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:04,856
And I just wanted to let you
know that we're taking
870
00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:06,901
you up on your
offer to come in early.
871
00:57:06,945 --> 00:57:12,385
We'll be there the day after
tomorrow, thank you so much.
872
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:20,828
BARKLEY
Wow, so that's the
famous mural. Nice.
873
00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:23,048
DUSTY
If there were any way not to
drive past it every day,
874
00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:24,702
I would do it.
875
00:57:29,054 --> 00:57:31,273
DUSTY
Voila! Woody's.
876
00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:37,366
After you.
877
00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:59,650
DUSTY
Thank you.
878
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,217
WOODY'S WAITRESS
Hi, my name is Darcy, I'll be
your server today.
879
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:04,002
What can I
get you?
880
00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:06,961
BARKLEY
Well, I know what I want. I
want the Dusty's Maryland
881
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,181
blue crab marathon. If I
finishi all three courses
882
00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:11,966
I get my picture on
Dusty's wall of fame, right?
883
00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:14,621
WOODY'S WAITRESS
Yes ma'am, and all competitors
get to wear the
884
00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:17,058
Dusty's Maryland
blue crab marathon hat!
885
00:58:17,102 --> 00:58:19,626
BARKLEY
Excellent! One of
those, please!
886
00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:22,368
DUSTY
So they got a great tiki
bar in the back.
887
00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:24,370
WOODY'S WAITRESS
They make a really good
Peach on the Beach.
888
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:28,330
BARKLEY
Will you guys excuse me,
I'll be right back.
889
00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:40,429
WOODY's WAITRESS
I'll give you a
minute.
890
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,569
EMMA
God damn it!
891
00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:55,662
ROY
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
are you alright?
892
00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:57,098
EMMA
I'm fine.
893
00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,883
ROY
What's goin on in here,
world war three?
894
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:03,148
EMMA
No, I'm just here, building a
boat by myself with forty eight
895
00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:05,237
hours to go until our
cabin is commandeered
896
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,978
by some random renters.
897
00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:12,549
ROY
Don't stand around whining. If I
have to help ya to shut ya up,
898
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:17,249
I will. What do we need
here, a drill?
899
00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:24,561
This isn't too bad.
900
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,608
RACHEL [OS]
I have shot a gun before! I
bought a deal online.
901
00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:31,742
DUSTY
That I'm gonna have to see.
How are you?
902
00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:33,308
RACHEL
Surprisingly good.
903
00:59:33,352 --> 00:59:35,441
WOODY'S WAITRESS
How's your family, Dusty?
904
00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:36,703
DUSTY
Good, Ell-
905
00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:38,618
BARKLEY
-are you guys ready to go?
906
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:42,230
WOODY'S WAITRESS
I'm gonna have to take
that back.
907
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,997
EMMA
Ow, Jesus.
908
01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:11,390
BARKLEY
Be careful, those are mine!
909
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,479
EMMA
If you spent a little
less time on these,
910
01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:15,176
maybe we might have a
boat by now.
911
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,004
BARKLEY
All the time in the world
couldn't save this boat.
912
01:00:17,048 --> 01:00:19,616
EMMA
Uh, you know what? Literally any
person that I picked out of the
913
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:22,444
lumber department would have
been more helpful than you.
914
01:00:22,488 --> 01:00:24,229
The trash can lady would
have been more helpful than you.
915
01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:25,796
BARKLEY
What do you want me to do, your
boat is shitty,
916
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,362
you can't engineer
your way out of it.
917
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,973
EMMA
But you can engineer your way
into my
918
01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:31,453
passenger seat, miss I
have a discount!
919
01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:33,673
RACHEL
You know, when my kids get
really upset with each other,
920
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:37,590
I tell them to close their eyes,
and tense all the muscles
921
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,679
in their bodies and
then release slowly
922
01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:43,683
from their toes to the
tippy tops of their heads.
923
01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:50,298
But I guess since you are both
adults, I will go pretend to
924
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:54,041
pee and you can work
out your own issues.
925
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,739
EMMA
Are you freakin' serious
right now?
926
01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:56,783
BARKLEY
It's not working.
927
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,176
EMMA
Pick it up. Pick up the plane.
928
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:02,136
[EMMA AND BARKLEY ARGUE]
929
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:17,456
[CAR APPROACHES]
930
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,463
DUSTY
Hey female aggressor number
three. I brought some food,
931
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:25,290
have you eaten yet?
932
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,074
RACHEL
No.
933
01:01:27,118 --> 01:01:29,163
DUSTY
Great, well, lemme just park and
then I'll take a look at what
934
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,512
you guys have got done in there.
935
01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:32,732
RACHEL
I would not go in there
if I were you.
936
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,300
We got word yesterday
we have to vacate tomorrow,
937
01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:37,345
and tempers are running
kind of hot.
938
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,782
DUSTY
Well I'm sure it s
not that bad.
939
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:43,134
RACHEL
Take my advice.
Don't go towards the light.
940
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,875
DUSTY
Won't they have heard
my truck though?
941
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,790
What if they come
exploring?
942
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:49,314
RACHEL
It would be wise for you to beat
a hasty retreat.
943
01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:52,709
Leave me
behind. I'm too far gone.
944
01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:59,411
DUSTY
No! Hop in! They'll never take
us alive.
945
01:01:59,454 --> 01:02:01,718
[ARGUING IN THE DISTANCE]
946
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:10,030
RACHEL
Drive.
947
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:22,477
DUSTY RACHEL
Bink! Bink!
948
01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:27,395
DUSTY
You're something special, Rach
949
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:31,008
RACHEL
No. I'm pretty
normal. Boring.
950
01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:33,314
I don't even do anything
with my life.
951
01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:34,751
DUSTY
What are you talking about,
you're awesome.
952
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,362
You obviously love your kids,
you're very creative.
953
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:40,321
RACHEL
I'm not creative.
Emma's creative.
954
01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:43,150
There's never a moment
where Emma sits down
955
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:45,805
and has nothing
to do. She's always
956
01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:49,678
recording sounds or doing foley
for free or promoting herself.
957
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:52,203
DUSTY
Yeah, but she complains about
that stuff incessantly.
958
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:56,685
RACHEL
But she's willing to do it,
because her entire universe
959
01:02:56,729 --> 01:03:02,474
revolves around sound. My entire
universe gets paused, from 3PM
960
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:04,171
on Friday through
7 AM on Monday.
961
01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:06,608
DUSTY
Yeah, but look at you this
summer. This seems like a total
962
01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:09,916
departure from the norm for you.
And Emma made it a point of
963
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,700
involving her
best friend in that.
964
01:03:11,744 --> 01:03:15,356
RACHEL
Fun fact: Emma asked a random
stranger in a lumber department
965
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,795
to drive across the country with
her and build a boat. You wanna
966
01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,709
know what she asked me to do?
She asked me
967
01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:24,888
to water her plants.
I'm great at watering plants.
968
01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,498
DUSTY
Yeah, but Rach,
you gotta be-
969
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,717
RACHEL
And now she has Barkley
to swap war stories with.
970
01:03:28,761 --> 01:03:30,632
And when they
achieve success,
971
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,505
which they will, they're
not gonna respect me.
972
01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:37,030
I was never in the trenches.
I read about the trenches.
973
01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:41,078
Why, I sent sandwiches into the
trenches, but I went straight
974
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:44,168
from school to a good job and
never got to bond with Emma
975
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:45,604
about all the things
twenty-somethings
976
01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:48,085
are supposed
to bond about.
977
01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:54,004
DUSTY
I threw my Olympic trial.
978
01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:55,309
RACHEL
What?
979
01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,921
DUSTY
My achilles had been really
tender.
980
01:03:57,964 --> 01:04:01,141
And the trainers told me
to take it easy until prelims.
981
01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:04,753
But I did the complete
opposite. Until I tore it.
982
01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:09,019
RACHEL
Why? I thought running
was your thing.
983
01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:11,238
DUSTY
Running in this town, I was
always the best.
984
01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:14,546
And everybody loved me for it.
So much so, in fact,
985
01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,722
that they all chipped in
and sponsored me.
986
01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:20,857
But when I got to Sydney,
I just panicked.
987
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,816
I didn't want anyone to know
that I tried and failed.
988
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:30,127
So I limped home a tragic hero.
And now every time I drive
989
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:34,392
by that mural, I see
the biggest coward I know.
990
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:39,005
RACHEL
You're not a coward. You're an
officer of the law.
991
01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:41,399
You wouldn't let female
aggressor number three litter,
992
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:44,576
would you? You
wouldn't let female aggressor
993
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,099
number three deface police
property, would you?
994
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:48,014
DUSTY
Hey, cut that out.
995
01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:51,931
RACHEL
Oh- officer, I just got off the
phone with the weather man.
996
01:04:51,975 --> 01:04:54,891
He warned me about a big wave
hitting this town.
997
01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:58,938
A crime wave.
And it's already here.
998
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,076
DUSTY
Woah.
999
01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:12,082
RACHEL
Officer, are you gonna retrieve
that projectile?
1000
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,653
DUSTY
No, I'm gonna
take out the source.
1001
01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:20,568
RACHEL
Then you better
whip out the big guns,
1002
01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:23,920
cuz this fiend
is nefarious.
1003
01:05:26,444 --> 01:05:30,448
ROY
Ya need to buy more wood and
scarf new planks on both sides,
1004
01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:34,800
there s no way you're gonna
finish this in time. Why don't
1005
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:37,063
you leave it in my garage,
and I'll finish it.
1006
01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:40,153
EMMA
Okay. Thanks Roy, but we had one
goal for this trip,
1007
01:05:40,197 --> 01:05:42,155
and if I accomplish
nothing else in my lifetime,
1008
01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:43,852
I am gonna finish this
boat by tomorrow.
1009
01:05:43,896 --> 01:05:46,420
ROY
That's unrealistic, you won't
get it done in time.
1010
01:05:46,464 --> 01:05:50,903
You don't know what you're
doing. It's idiotic to just
1011
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,950
announce that you're gonna
build a boat one day with no
plans.
1012
01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,952
EMMA
What a surprise, Roy thinks I
should quit something.
1013
01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,866
ROY
What's that supposed to mean?
1014
01:05:57,910 --> 01:05:59,999
BARKLEY
It's obviously important to her,
so can we just get back to work?
1015
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,698
Or, or fight outside, so I don't
have to listen to this.
1016
01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:23,631
DUSTY
No, Rachel, I can't.
1017
01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:32,597
Rachel, I
am so sorry.
1018
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,036
I like the guy you saw in me.
But I don't want to
1019
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:42,563
be a coward anymore.
Come on, let me take you home.
1020
01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:48,700
Rachel. Please.
Let me take you home.
1021
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:51,007
EMMA
I am not going to quit this.
1022
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:52,747
I am gonna make this work,
come hell or high water.
1023
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:56,447
ROY
Well any water at all, and this
thing's gonna fall apart.
1024
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:59,015
Why don't you
just give up.
1025
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:02,018
EMMA
All I am trying to
do is not be you.
1026
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:04,368
ROY
What are you talkin about, this
stupid boat?
1027
01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,109
What are you
talkin' about?
1028
01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:08,589
EMMA
No. Come on. I know you know
what it feels like to have one
1029
01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:10,069
thing in the world
that you care about,
1030
01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:12,680
that can make you happy,
and I don't understand
1031
01:07:12,724 --> 01:07:15,031
how you could
just let it go.
1032
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,554
ROY
I learned to be happy doin'
something else.
1033
01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:18,991
EMMA
Like what, Roy. What is making
you happy, your house?
1034
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,775
ROY
My house. My dog.
1035
01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,908
EMMA
How could you just stop trying?
When the oysters disappeared,
1036
01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,214
you shoulda kept sailing.
1037
01:07:24,257 --> 01:07:25,954
ROY
What exactly was I
supposed to do?
1038
01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,174
EMMA
You were supposed to figure it
out. I don't know if I'm ever
1039
01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:30,785
not gonna be broke. And I don't
know if anyone in my life is
1040
01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,961
ever going to think that I am
not a total loser.
1041
01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:35,181
But I am trying, and you
should have tried.
1042
01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,574
Rockfish, crab-
1043
01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:38,184
ROY
Those options would have been
just as risky!
1044
01:07:38,228 --> 01:07:39,925
I couldn't go through
that again!
1045
01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:42,145
You gotta know when
to cash in your chips,
1046
01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:44,930
Emma. You gotta learn to be
happy doin' a real job.
1047
01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:47,324
EMMA
Sound design is a real job!
1048
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:50,283
ROY
Well the next time I need a
professional sound designer,
1049
01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:52,764
I'll make sure
to tip my hat!
1050
01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:57,812
EMMA
Rachel, where have you-
1051
01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:23,577
RACHEL
Are you still gonna love me when
I'm sixty four?
1052
01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,972
EMMA
You're my best friend, Rachel.
Of course I will.
1053
01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:31,237
RACHEL
You don't just like me cuz I
look good watering plants?
1054
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:36,155
EMMA
No. I like you because you're
the smartest monst generous
1055
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:39,550
thoughtful person I know.
And I am sorry to inform you
1056
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:42,161
but your assistance with my
plants will no longer be
1057
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,859
required as I am sure they have
met their untimely demise
1058
01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:47,427
by now.
1059
01:08:49,081 --> 01:08:56,088
EMMA
I'll get you some water.
1060
01:08:56,132 --> 01:09:01,137
Hey. I like that you need
me too, sometimes.
1061
01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:10,798
[PHONE RINGS]
1062
01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:17,631
[CRASH]
1063
01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:20,417
BARKLEY
Fuck!
1064
01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:29,861
[DISTANT THUMPING]
1065
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:35,867
[SMASH]
1066
01:09:36,302 --> 01:09:40,785
BARKLEY
This is making us miserable! We
didn't accomplish anything!
1067
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:44,702
We're no better off than when
we started!
1068
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:50,534
You! The way your parents
see you has nothing
1069
01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:53,014
to do with the one time you
couldn't finish a boat.
1070
01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:57,628
Move on! The only
reason we're losers is cause
1071
01:09:57,671 --> 01:10:01,936
that we think that building a
boat would make us not losers!
1072
01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:09,944
I have to figure out my own
goddamn life
1073
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:12,730
before I can solve
your problems.
1074
01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:21,913
[HIGH PITCHED RINGING]
1075
01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:54,641
EMMA
Hey, uh, Mr. Montana, How are
you? It's Emma Turner. Um,
1076
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:58,254
I am really sorry about the
Alabama Hot Pocket section?
1077
01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:19,144
EMMA
There's no more
work for you here!
1078
01:11:26,151 --> 01:11:31,199
No, please, porn foley is
all that I have!
1079
01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:40,339
What's that, a time machine,
let's see what our
1080
01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:45,823
future looks like!
[SLURPING REWIND SOUND]
1081
01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:51,568
Look. What a decrepit
hovel! And what's with
1082
01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:56,137
all these cans of cat food all
over the floor? Oh, shh, shh,
1083
01:11:56,181 --> 01:12:02,709
look- it's old Emma! She still
has her figure but she has lost
1084
01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:08,149
her hair. But why isn't she at
work? Oh, because she never
1085
01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:11,979
found work in this town
again, because this
1086
01:12:12,023 --> 01:12:17,550
is what her future looks
like without sound design.
1087
01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:13,753
EMMA
Barkley obliterated
the boat.
1088
01:14:18,236 --> 01:14:20,107
RACHEL
She's been having
a rough time.
1089
01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,631
EMMA
Seems like it.
1090
01:14:21,674 --> 01:14:24,372
RACHEL
Lemme fill you in
on a few things.
1091
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:40,911
EMMA
Stealin' my stuff, Barkley?
1092
01:14:40,954 --> 01:14:44,349
BARKLEY
No, I'm just putting it away. I
already ordered a shuttle
1093
01:14:44,392 --> 01:14:46,177
to the Baltimore airport,
but they said
1094
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:49,397
it would take five hours to get
here. In five hours, I'm gone.
1095
01:14:51,051 --> 01:14:54,838
EMMA
You don't have to leave.
You were right.
1096
01:14:54,881 --> 01:14:56,753
Not subtle, but right.
1097
01:14:56,796 --> 01:15:02,236
BARKLEY
I don't know what
to do with my life.
1098
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,458
EMMA
We'll figure it out.
For right now,
1099
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:11,768
Rachel has requested our
presence outside.
1100
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,651
EMMA
When did you get this?
1101
01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:29,046
RACHEL
Before we left LA. It took me
two minutes to pack,
1102
01:15:29,089 --> 01:15:30,961
two minutes
to make sandwiches,
1103
01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:32,832
and one
minute to Google
1104
01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:36,575
easiest, fastest boat kit,
and order this one.
1105
01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:39,622
May I present: the
fifth minute!
1106
01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,147
EMMA
I love it.
1107
01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:44,278
RACHEL
Hand me the plans!
1108
01:15:44,322 --> 01:15:45,541
EMMA
Yup.
1109
01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,984
EMMA
Roy!
1110
01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:53,086
EMMA
He is ignoring me. No boat
viewing for him.
1111
01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,653
RACHEL
We need a name for it.
1112
01:16:54,697 --> 01:16:57,482
EMMA
I know what it should be.
Let's get paint.
1113
01:16:57,525 --> 01:17:00,920
BARKLEY
Oh yeah. Hardware stores.
My favorite.
1114
01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:03,706
EMMA
Hey. When you're
done with Lumber Steve,
1115
01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,752
I know a couple single
guys in the Home Depot
1116
01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:08,624
lumber department,
so, don't think that
1117
01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:10,800
wells run dry.
You're welcome.
1118
01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:11,539
BARKLEY
Bitch.
1119
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,367
EMMA
Slut.
1120
01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:15,326
BARKLEY
Speaking of, you want us to
kneecap any police officers?
1121
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:17,458
EMMA
We could cut his other achilles.
1122
01:17:17,502 --> 01:17:19,286
RACHEL
I'm just glad he
didn t arrest me
1123
01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:21,245
for all the crimes I
committed.
1124
01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:22,463
BARKLEY
Excuse me?
1125
01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:26,642
RACHEL
There was a
one woman crime wave!
1126
01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:33,692
BARKLEY
I'm sorry
I murdered your boat.
1127
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:38,392
EMMA
It was dead
before we got here.
1128
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:47,663
[SWEET ACOUSTIC MONTAGE]
1129
01:18:25,091 --> 01:18:27,877
RADIO DISPATCH
We got another 390
at the boat ramp.
1130
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,401
DUSTY
Officer responding.
1131
01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:40,846
ROY
Hey, city boy, you gonna able to
make it back there
1132
01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:47,200
without your GPS?
Hey, city boy,
1133
01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,637
what the hell you think
you're doin ?
1134
01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:56,601
The only knot you ever tie in a
cravat! Hey! City boy!
1135
01:18:56,644 --> 01:19:01,693
Ho! Yeah! Hey,
I like your beard,
1136
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:05,088
looks like a cat died on your
face! What're you lookin' at?
1137
01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:07,917
DUSTY
Roy, put the cans down. I'm
sorry sir, I got him, I got him.
1138
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,049
Come on, Roy, lemme
take you home.
1139
01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,659
ROY
I don't wanna
go home.
1140
01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:13,400
DUSTY
Roy, we been gettin calls about
you left and right.
1141
01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:15,011
If you don't want
wanna go home,
1142
01:19:15,054 --> 01:19:19,319
I've only got one other place
I'm authorized to take you.
1143
01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:21,147
Come on.
Get in the car.
1144
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,584
ROY
Goodbye, jackass!
1145
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:26,109
DUSTY
I'm sorry, sir.
Have a good one.
1146
01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,111
ROY
Bye.
1147
01:19:36,728 --> 01:19:38,904
DUSTY
You feelin' any better?
1148
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,953
ROY
Where you goin,
I don't wanna go there.
1149
01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:46,520
DUSTY
This ain't no taxi.
1150
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:49,567
ROY
I don't wanna see them, they
don't wanna see me.
1151
01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:52,396
DUSTY
Well we'll see about that.
1152
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:55,355
ROY
Jesus Christ.
1153
01:20:08,064 --> 01:20:10,762
DUSTY
How long's it been since I had
to pick you up.
1154
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:19,902
ROY
I don't know. Two weeks.
1155
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,820
DUSTY
They're good for you, Roy.
1156
01:20:47,364 --> 01:20:52,108
EMMA
We finished her but, can she
still live in your garage?
1157
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:10,300
♪ LIGHT ACOUSTIC MUSIC
1158
01:21:13,912 --> 01:21:16,306
ROY
Woohoo! Haha!
1159
01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:26,664
♪UPLIFTING MUSIC CLOSES IT OUT
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