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HONEY: Summer, 49 years ago,
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Chief and I were just puppies,
playing in the backyard,
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enjoying what we thought
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was an innocent kerosene
and meat party.
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And then came The Booms.
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It was terrifying.
[whimpers]
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Hair dryer during
a thunderstorm terrifying.
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And suddenly, Chief was gone.
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Chief!
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I was worried
we'd never find him.
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The trail of diarrhea
only took us so far.
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[whimpering]
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We thought we found him
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at the toxic waste
management facility.
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[shouting]
[both gasping]
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But it wasn't Chief.
Just a misunderstood monster.
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We finally found Chief
two days later
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in an abandoned Blockbuster
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slurping up videotape
like spaghetti.
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And that's why I live
in dread of Boomsday.
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Why do they call it Boomsday
if the booms come at night?
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Nobody knows,
and it's very confusing.
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We don't know the exact date,
so we have to be alert.
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Do we all know
the Boomsday warning signs?
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Little handheld flags.
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Paper plates that
have hotdogs on them.
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- Kevin wears his fun shorts.
- Radio stations breaking format
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to play marching band music.
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And of course
Donnie Cheadle's pool party.
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Look, Honey, I get why you're
worried about Chief. He's a moron.
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But I think
we can handle Boomsday.
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[loud thump]
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- We're all gonna die!
- The booms are coming!
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- Wait, Diablo, you're not afraid?
- I'm surprisingly chill, right?
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My Mom and my Dad and my Randy
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are trying out all
these new sedatives on me.
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The side-effects
have been brutal.
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[sneezes]
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[crows like rooster]
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But they finally found
the perfect drug!
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I feel great
and no side effects!
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Ah!
Knick knack paddy whack!
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Give a fish a bone.
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[upbeat rock music]
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[all barking musically]
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? ?
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[all barking or meowing musically]
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? ?
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[music crescendos]
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You guys are nuts!
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This is the best time of year.
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My favorite beach restaurant
just reopened,
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and their dumpster overfloweth
with half-eaten crab cakes.
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I'm gonna jump in here before
my trauma swallows me whole.
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Last weekend, I accompanied
my human on a flight.
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And there was another service dog on
the plane, so I tried to talk shop.
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Cool vest. You know, I didn't
see that one on the website
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where my human clicked for mine.
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That's because
you're wearing stolen valor!
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He yelled at me
that real service dogs
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have to go through hours
and hours of training,
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and it's not just that they're
super special good girls
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with a perfect baby face.
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Please don't handle it well.
Please don't handle it well.
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- I did not handle it well.
- Yes!
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We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
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If I'm not a service dog,
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then who am I,
and what's my purpose?
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Elsa, as your therapist,
that's really not for me to say.
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- What about as my friend?
- If I were your friend, I'd say...
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- If you were my friend?
- Oh... no, what I...
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okay, what I meant was
that when we're in group,
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- I can't be your friend...
- But outside of group?
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This is gonna take a while.
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Tchotch, you want that rematch?
Let's go!
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- Kill each other!
- Yeah!
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Yeah, um, Elsa, can
I get back to you on that?
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I just need to see if
Tchotchke makes a comeback.
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Push her back, Tchotch!
She's got no reach!
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So, Tabs, can I interest you
in a motion-sensor-activated
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- floodlight-lit seafood dinner?
- Why?
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I just thought
you might be hungry
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- since you're on your own now.
- No, I am not on my own.
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[cats meowing]
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Uh-oh, looks like you're
the new Magnolia.
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I do not know
what this means.
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- You will.
- Can I call you Magnolia?
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- Can I call her Magnolia?
- Whatever, it's a cat.
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I am back home
with Brett and Stelios,
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and we are dining
on grass-raised tilapia.
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So I don't need your help,
or anyone's help,
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and I never will.
I am a survivor.
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Thank you very much.
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[upbeat music]
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Man, I love the beach!
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It's like the park,
the world's biggest trash can,
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and a pool
that tastes like pretzels!
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Yeah, but the salt air
makes my hair too curly,
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you always throw up,
and it still reminds me
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- so much of Big Cookie.
- I do always throw up.
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Come on and get there already.
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Ah!
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Chief, are you excited
to see Lauren, too?
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The beach and Lauren?!
Who's Lauren?
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She's Jill's best friend.
The one who cries all the time.
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Oh, so she's like Jill's Big Cookie.
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Yes, exactly,
except Lauren is still alive.
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I know you've been sad
since Big Cookie died, Honey.
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And I can't replace her.
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Aw, thank you, Chief, that's...
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- Let me finish.
- Oh.
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I can't replace her
until we get to the beach
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and I build a new Big Cookie
out of sand!
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Aw, let's get there already!
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Ow!
How does it know?
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[rock music]
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? ?
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Mmm, I can already taste their
freezer-to-table fish sticks.
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- [caws]
- [yelps]
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Hey, scram, cat! Those
spit-covered clam nuggets are mine!
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I'm not afraid of a stinking seagull.
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Ooh, well, how about three
stinking seagulls?
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But I would characterize myself
as more horny than stinky.
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I'm horny, I'm stinky,
and then I'm also kinda hungry.
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- So that's me.
- Like I'm not horny?
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Shut up, we're all horny!
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The point is,
there's three of us,
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and we could kick or eat your ass.
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[yelps]
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- Lauren!
- Jilly-Bean!
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- How are you?
- Remember the guy I met online
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who pretended
to be Dan Aykroyd?
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He broke up with me!
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[crying]
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Oh, her! I thought her name
was "There, there Lauren."
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Female friendship is beautiful.
I miss it.
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Run free, fur children!
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Honey!
Honey, over here!
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Hey, it's that fussy dog
from our couch sometimes!
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Hey-hey!
Name, name.
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- Hi, Elsa.
- Elson!
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Aw, I'd love to stay and talk,
but I've got an ocean to drink.
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[laughs]
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Oh, new vest?
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Yeah, uh, my human
calls it my beach vest.
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Doubling down on the lie, I guess.
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Apparently the only service
I'm good for
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is making sure
she doesn't get sunburned
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while she's day-drunk.
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Wanna take walkies
on the beach?
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[laughs]
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Ah!
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I'm sorry, Elsa.
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I need to go lick the
sand fleas out of my butt.
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- Well, you want help with that or...
- No. Thank you.
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Yeah, that's cool!
Yeah, I...
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I need to check
on my human anyway, so...
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- She might be dead.
- No!
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- Not dead!
- Yo, Elsarita!
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I am loving being at the beach
with my papa,
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picking up babes to crash
my mom's boyfriend's
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kerosene and meat party.
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- Apparently that's a power move.
- You're his girl-bait?
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It's sad how much I envy
your sense of purpose.
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I know. I am making
my mark on the world!
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? ?
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Hey, Chico.
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Up here, Gray.
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What's up?
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You wanna come eat
some day-old...
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Yep, my buddy
will take care of this mess.
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Thanks, pal.
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It would've taken me hours
to do that.
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Let's roll.
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[scarfing]
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- Big Cookie?
- Huh?
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Oh sorry.
Oh, I had an Afghan friend,
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and you're an Afghan,
so I thought maybe...
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But, no, she's dead.
So you're not her.
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- Probably not. I'm Lil' Bunny.
- I'm Honey.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you,
Honeybee.
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My human and I are driving the
coast, living that ?vanlife.
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Two ladies, no rules,
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thrice-daily sponsored posts
about camping equipment.
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Aw, same, same.
Yeah, no, I'm cool, too, yeah.
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Whoa, you're a natural, curl girl!
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I am?
Chief, I'm a natural!
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[laughing] "Curl girl."
What's happening?
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What are we playing,
and can I play?
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Can we?
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Hey, gang, we got
a new disc diva in the game!
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And this dog, with the dad bod.
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Yeah, run it back, Honeybee!
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Yeah I should warn you,
I'm gonna need a perfect throw!
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Okay?
[heavy breathing]
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Yeah, just... one sec,
I gotta catch my breath.
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[heavy breathing]
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- Whoa. Cover me.
- Who are we running from?
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- No questions.
- Copy.
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Chief, I think I'm starting
to love the beach.
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- Now, Daddy?
- Ah, not yet.
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[laughs]
Who lit this for him?
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[James Sanderson's "Hail to the Chief"]
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? There she is, she's Honey ?
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? She's havin' lots o' Frisbee fun ?
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? Not a damn thing in her dog brain ?
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? But plastic shinin' in the sun ?
[both laughing]
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Lil' Bunny,
I can't remember
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if we've been friends
for, like, five minutes
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- or all our lives, but...
- Save it, Honey.
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We don't need words.
We've got Frisbee.
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Yeah.
Boy, I wonder where Chief is.
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- Who?
- You're right. I'm sure he's fine.
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Nothing can ruin this day.
[laughs]
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Who's ready for a hot dog?
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[dramatic music]
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You're going too fast!
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Just keep your eyes on the sky.
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- I can cover you from here.
- But...
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[gasps]
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Bye, tiny beach robot!
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Whoa, hey, look at the size
of those sausages.
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Beach, you always deliver.
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[grunts]
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Can I help you,
my flipperless brother?
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A talking sausage?
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Stop me if this is
a personal question,
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but how do I eat you?
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I'm not a sausage, man.
I'm a sea lion.
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Uh-huh.
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And... and for the purposes
of this discussion,
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let's just say
I don't know what that is.
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We are seekers of Zen, man.
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Devotees of Mother Sea
and Mother Sun.
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We take naps,
and then we go swimming,
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and then we nap some more.
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[gasps] Of course.
It all makes sense now.
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I'm a sea lion!
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I'm surprised your beach
restaurant is so far from the beach.
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We just gotta make
a quick stop first.
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We need more cats.
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What about all the cats
at your house?
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[all hissing]
246
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,449
They were busy.
247
00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,560
Anyway, we're gonna
need tough cats,
248
00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,370
"weathered by life
with nothing to lose" cats.
249
00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,560
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
250
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:49,120
Proof that cats don't always
land on their feet, am I right?
251
00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:52,640
Yikes, that one looks like
if Tabitha coughed up a Tabitha.
252
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,170
[gasps]
253
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,980
This was a mistake.
Chico, let's just...
254
00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:58,890
Hi, would you say
you've hit rock bottom
255
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,319
and have nothing to lose?
256
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,400
Because for some reason,
we need some cats like that.
257
00:11:02,424 --> 00:11:03,874
We're going to lunch by the beach.
258
00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:05,420
- Uh...
- Uh, forget it.
259
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,990
Why would this stranger cat
want to join us?
260
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,920
Right, oh.
Where are my manners?
261
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,589
Kevin raised me better than that.
I'm Chico.
262
00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:15,300
[Southern accent]
And I am Magnolia,
263
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:19,600
obviously American cat
from Nashville, Mississippi!
264
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,079
- Howdy.
- Great to meet you, Magnolia.
265
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,280
How'd you get all the way
over here from the East Coast?
266
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:26,830
You know, a submarine.
267
00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:29,270
Chico, let's just go
to the fish shack, you and I.
268
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,830
The cats here are just
too classy and beautiful.
269
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:35,020
Magnolia.
270
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,099
- Mmm. Oh, yeah.
- [groans]
271
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,339
Turn over!
[grunts]
272
00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:41,439
I hate you!
273
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,060
You turned me into a laughingstock.
274
00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,940
I'm done wearing this lie.
275
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,210
[grunting]
276
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,109
Little handheld flags.
277
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,199
Hot dogs.
278
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,280
Marching band music.
279
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,800
[dramatic music]
280
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:58,119
[gasps] Oh, my God.
Today is Boomsday!
281
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,920
The booms are coming!
The booms are coming!
282
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:04,350
We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna frigging die!
283
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,270
Elsa, take a chill pill!
[laughs]
284
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,440
Or in my case, an Acepromazine.
285
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,500
Diablo, you've gotta help me
warn everyone.
286
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,260
Whoo, I'm a little lightheaded.
287
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,100
Oh, great,
my sidekick's got a sidekick.
288
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,100
[rock music]
289
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,120
Brother Easy,
all the signs are there.
290
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:25,460
- He is the chosen one.
- How can we be sure, man?
291
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,670
[farts]
292
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,209
Whoopsie.
[laughs]
293
00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:34,380
- Did I fart in my sleep?
- Yes, and it was glorious.
294
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,690
Hmm, well,
that's a new reaction.
295
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:40,200
- Hail great gas-blower.
- Be cool.
296
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:44,040
We sea lions have
a prophecy of a God-beast
297
00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:48,040
who naps like a stone,
devours everything in sight,
298
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,890
and flatulates
as unto a great storm!
299
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,970
Be our God, mighty Chief,
300
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,990
and let us serve you forever.
301
00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:01,480
And is this generally the
kind of pace you guys keep?
302
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,535
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, on the weekends,
303
00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:07,890
- we really take it easy.
- Oh, I am in!
304
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,900
[all barking]
305
00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:13,630
[all snoring]
306
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:21,500
Well, well, well.
Look who's back for a beating.
307
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,679
Did he say eating?
308
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,930
He said "beating."
I'll explain after.
309
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,183
- After what?
- The beating.
310
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,579
[all cawing]
311
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,180
Remember when Kevin
left the TV on loud
312
00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:31,010
crash-y ball for 48 hours?
313
00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,359
Push me at them.
314
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,180
- [grunts]
- Aw, crap.
315
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:37,030
Strike, I think.
316
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,939
Damn it, you made more of them.
[all cawing]
317
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,700
Aw.
[laughs]
318
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,109
[crying]
319
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:44,560
[both laughing]
320
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,860
I really needed a day like this.
321
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:49,270
Such a great reminder
to stop Fris-doing
322
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,880
and start Fris-beeing.
323
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,100
They can all be days like this.
324
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:57,630
Join me in the ?vanlife,
and we can be best friends forever.
325
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,370
Honey! Honey!
326
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:02,390
We're all gonna die!
It's my greatest nightmare.
327
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,630
Tubular!
We'll deal with it in group
328
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,890
unless I run off
with my new best friend.
329
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:09,940
Check it out: slow motion.
330
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,809
[grunts]
331
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,260
Boom-Shakalaka!
332
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,390
Laka laka!
Laka laka!
333
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,060
That is pretty impressive.
But that's enough!
334
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,129
[grunts]
335
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,130
[both growling]
336
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,249
[whistles]
337
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:27,659
Oh, my God, fun shorts.
It's Boomsday.
338
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,250
That's what
we're trying to tell you!
339
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,330
Where's Chief?
Where is Chief?
340
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,090
- We haven't seen him!
- We have to find him.
341
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,909
That Blockbuster is a chocolate
shop now. He could die!
342
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,590
Okay, you guys look that way.
I'll find Jill!
343
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,910
Chief, Chief!
344
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:46,160
[dramatic music]
345
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,940
Fourth of July!
346
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,100
It's the Fourth of July!
347
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,420
How did I miss all this?
348
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,000
Uh, I'm starting to feel less chill.
349
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,339
- Okay, now.
- Huh?
350
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:03,430
No, meds! Stay with me!
Stay with me!
351
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,900
Uh-oh.
352
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,700
Jill! Jill!
353
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:10,699
[whimpering]
354
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,630
Jill, Jill!
Chief's missing.
355
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,230
[barking]
356
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,020
There, there, Lauren.
357
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,210
I'm sorry, Honey,
Mama's busy.
358
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,870
Why don't you find Chief?
359
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,800
Yeah, that's what
I was just telling you!
360
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,620
Oh that's right, I'm a dog.
361
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,810
[heavy breathing]
Chief!
362
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,720
We're all gonna die!
Chief!
363
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:31,630
Elsa, my medication
is tapering off!
364
00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,610
So even though this might be
the end of the world,
365
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,710
let's try our best to stay calm!
366
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,060
Wow, those are
some monster sausages.
367
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,379
Aw, sausage monster!
368
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:43,490
It's Boomsday, sausages!
Get out now.
369
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:46,990
Hey, tiny sister, could
you cool it with the yelling?
370
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,240
We're trying to pamper
our new god here.
371
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:52,740
What's going on here?
It seems freaky and weird.
372
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,340
Oh, I'm a god now.
I don't have to do anything.
373
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,010
There's a talking sausage
for every need.
374
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,730
Check it out.
Feed.
375
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,580
Chew.
376
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,190
Digest.
377
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,750
And complete the cycle.
378
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,939
[burps]
Back to one.
379
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:11,005
- No, Chief, it's Boomsday.
- Boomsday?
380
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:13,249
No, no way.
Honey would've warned me.
381
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,020
I mean it's kinda
her top priority.
382
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,169
[fireworks explode]
383
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:19,099
Oh, no. The booms are here.
The booms!
384
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,340
[screaming]
385
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,940
God has commanded us
to seek shelter
386
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,089
in the kelpy bosom of Mother Sea.
387
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:31,759
Chief, what are you doing?
You're gonna die!
388
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,280
Wait, wait, wait.
Slow down.
389
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,570
You god needs a little help.
Hey, disciples.
390
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,700
Sausages?
Tiny beach robot?
391
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,270
[dramatic music]
392
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:44,109
Chief!
Chief!
393
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,870
? ?
394
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:48,749
Lil' Bunny, I can't find Chief.
Help me find him.
395
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,540
I can't.
We're heading to Big Sur
396
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,095
to test out
the ?Patagonia poochponch.
397
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:54,709
Come with us.
398
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,900
You'll get your own
hashtag-hashtag tag.
399
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,400
Huh, your waters don't run
very deep, do they?
400
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,240
- No.
- Honey!
401
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:07,059
- Honey!
- Chief, Chief!
402
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,480
Okay, stay there.
I'm coming.
403
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,730
[heavy breathing]
404
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,660
[grunting]
405
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,260
Chief!
406
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,430
[triumphant music]
407
00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,629
I got you.
408
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:27,369
Honey, I don't want you to panic,
but it's Boomsday.
409
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,970
I know. I know, Chief.
410
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,890
Honey, come on,
the booms are getting closer.
411
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,060
Yeah, I'm trying, Chief.
412
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:38,140
I'm just so Fris-austed.
413
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,900
[all cawing]
414
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,629
I don't know how long
this is gonna hold them.
415
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:46,300
I'm sorry, Chico.
I guess the hunger of two cats
416
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,080
doesn't amount to a hill
of fish-beans
417
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:51,820
- in this crazy world.
- You mean three cats.
418
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,500
- Magnolia, you came!
- Not Magnolia.
419
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,830
Tabitha.
420
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:01,570
Come on, The Gray One, they're
two totally different cats.
421
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,239
Hi, Fancy Feast.
You looking for a real man?
422
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,170
No. I'm looking for
a mangy trash cat
423
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,700
who knows how to keep a secret.
424
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,990
Seems like you two
could use a little help.
425
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,659
[dramatic music]
426
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,160
Tabitha, this is no time
for grooming.
427
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,180
I'm not grooming.
I'm making ammunition.
428
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,839
[coughing]
429
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,520
? ?
430
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,839
[gulps]
431
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,450
You're gonna have to do
better than that.
432
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,700
I am disgusting.
433
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,100
Look, Honey and Chief
are in danger.
434
00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:36,010
[fireworks exploding]
The booms are here!
435
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,349
Oh, panic overload!
Brain shutting down.
436
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,659
Come on, Elsa,
can you be more than a dog
437
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,610
who just tells other dogs
they're gonna die?
438
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:46,760
Maybe we don't need
pharmaceuticals
439
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,000
or vests to be brave.
440
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:53,770
Maybe bravery comes from within. Mwah.
441
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,939
Thank you, modesty pixel.
Time to shine.
442
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,010
[Jimi Jamison's "I'm Always Here"]
443
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:05,290
? ?
444
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:08,210
Wow, I am
an amazing swimmer.
445
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:12,359
- Hold on, I'm coming to save you!
- Elson, my friend!
446
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,140
Yes, it's me
coming to your rescue.
447
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:18,140
Remember every detail.
448
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,289
I'm doing it!
I'm saving them.
449
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,200
And I'm going really fast.
450
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,150
? ?
451
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,390
Ooh, Elsa,
you may be a fake service dog,
452
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,320
but you're a real hero.
453
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,470
I guess it doesn't hurt to
have a bestie with a vestie.
454
00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:36,640
- Did I ruin the moment?
- Not completely.
455
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,219
Elson, I will
never forget your...
456
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,219
[heaving]
457
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,220
[upbeat music]
458
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,150
So much seawater.
459
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,730
[heaving]
460
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:51,490
[sighs] I'm sorry I got
caught up in that Fris-life
461
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,680
just 'cause Lil' Bunny
looked like Big Cookie
462
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,350
and I might be a once
in a generation talent.
463
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,589
Aw. That's okay.
If you hadn't done that,
464
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,410
I wouldn't have been able
to play God
465
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:04,505
- to those easygoing sausages.
- Huh?
466
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,840
[all cawing]
[hissing]
467
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,600
[grunts]
468
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,250
Uh, I'm sorry
I invited you here, Tabs.
469
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,030
I'm sorry I came.
470
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,010
It's the booms!
Let's get out of here.
471
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,530
Make a break for it!
472
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,610
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
473
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:22,850
Those dirty birds have
stopped crapping on our fish.
474
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,430
I wish Magnolia was here
to taste these crab cakes.
475
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:28,439
[warm music]
476
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,769
? ?
477
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,290
Boomsday is actually
not that scary
478
00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:33,779
when you're with your friends.
479
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:37,760
I'm just happy I'm back down
to four legs again.
480
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,369
Chief, stay.
481
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:40,890
[moans]
482
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,288
I used to be a god.
483
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:49,050
And so it came to pass
that Brother Easy took issue
484
00:20:49,051 --> 00:20:52,220
with the Sea Lion Elder
for the slipshod nature
485
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,720
of the Elder's sacred prophecies.
486
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,240
"Just this month,
we've worshipped a dead whale,
487
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,320
a floating outhouse,
and a dog too fat to swim."
488
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,820
And so instead of apologizing,
489
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:07,080
the Sea Lion Elder
did proclaim a holy crusade
490
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:11,070
against Brother Easy.
And thus did Brother Easy say,
491
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,650
"Wow, man, that sounds like
a ton of work."
492
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:17,320
And The Elder Sea Lion did
reply, "Tell me about it."
493
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:19,685
Naptime?
494
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,760
[snoring]
495
00:21:23,642 --> 00:21:27,337
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