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(knife slashes)
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♪ All the crazy shit I did tonight... ♪
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ZINN: Welcome to the Bro House,
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a nonstop party
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where the only rule is
bro rule. And who are we?
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Zinn.
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♪ That would be the
best therapy for me... ♪
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Wyatt.
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(whoops)
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(all whooping, cheering)
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Chug, chug, chug!
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James.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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Barry.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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(whoops)
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♪ ♪
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No excuses. No limits.
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That's what we say around
here. That's how we roll.
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We're not gonna do all the
crazy shit that everyone else
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is doing. We're gonna go crazier.
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We're gonna be better.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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Uh, I'm 26. I am bad news, they say.
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- (chuckles)
- (siren wailing)
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We are here in the Bro House.
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What is the Bro House,
you may be asking?
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Well, it's just me and
my three best homeys
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living in this dope-ass place
doing crazy shit together.
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Whatever feels good, you know?
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- Welcome to the Bro House!
- (cheering, shouting)
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No limits, no boundaries.
That's just the way we roll
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around here. I mean,
the crazier the better.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: The
Ice Bucket Challenge.
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(scream repeating)
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(James laughing)
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Fuck you, little bitch!
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Why we gonna do what
everyone else is doing?
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(whoops)
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♪ On my, on my 'cence, yeah. ♪
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♪ Girl, it's obvious,
elephant in the room ♪
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♪ And we're part of it,
don't act so confused ♪
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♪ And you love startin' it... ♪
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Hi, I'm Wyatt.
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27. I'm from Newport Beach.
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I like to drink and surf,
always at the same time.
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I'm the laid-back guy.
People like to think and say
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that it means I'm slow, but I'm not.
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Um, before I was an
influencer, I was premed.
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Uh, I could've been your doctor.
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Good morning. Are you
ready for your breast exam?
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That's good, right?
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Don't do that. Come on. (grunts)
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Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28.
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From Connecticut.
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I'm kind of the tech guy.
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I keep things moving around
here. Put out the fires.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: The
Saran Wrap Challenge.
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(James and Zinn laughing)
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♪ But try to play it cool... ♪
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Literally, they almost
burned down the house twice.
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I'm-I'm behind the camera, mostly.
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Zinn decided that, and I'm...
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I'm totally cool with it.
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♪ I won't ever let a
shorty go and set me up ♪
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♪ Only thing I need to know is... ♪
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Guys and gals, I'm James.
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Uh, I'm 25.
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I couldn't believe it when the
guys asked me to move in here.
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I-I had my own YouTube
channel back in Florida
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at my parents' house reviewing
beauty products for guys,
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but this is way better.
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I mean, I wouldn't
trade it for anything.
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The drinking, the partying, the girls.
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Definitely the girls.
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Can never have enough girls around.
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♪ Why you always in a mood? ♪
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♪ Fuckin' round... ♪
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Zinn, Wyatt and me... the fam...
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We're, like, pushing 30,
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- which is, like, 40 in influencer years.
- (screams)
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You get up there in
years, you become invisible
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to the audience.
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And it's all about the subscriptions
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and the likes, and to
get those and keep 'em,
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you got to keep riding the edge.
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Least, that's what Zinn says.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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♪ ♪
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(electronic beeping)
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Yo, guys. Think we actually got someone.
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WYATT: What? Where?
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ZINN: Oh, shit, I see him.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Dude, I told you if we
hung out long enough,
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we'd spot a jumper.
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(chuckles): It's Suicide Bridge, bro.
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Dude, a lot of people, they
spiral around the holidays.
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JAMES: What if he's just out walking?
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On a bridge at this
time dressed like my dad?
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(chuckles) Dude, if I looked like that,
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I'd want to jump, too!
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Maybe we should call the police.
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Call the police? Dude,
they'd never get here in time.
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The dude's ready to fly!
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BARRY: Zinn, we can't just sit here
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and watch somebody kill
themselves. It's wrong.
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We're not just gonna sit here, Barry.
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We're gonna record it.
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He wants to go out this way,
it's his God-given right.
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Shit, he's climbing over the side.
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Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come
on. Come on. Get... Let's go.
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Get the camera on him.
We've been here 16 hours.
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We're not missing this.
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(laughs) All right, yo.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt, James and Barry.
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You guys are not gonna believe this.
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- This is crazy.
- This dude is about to take
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a permanent vacation,
and we are here to see it.
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(laughs) Now, will he have the balls?
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I don't know. We're about to find out.
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(Wyatt squeals)
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(chanting): Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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- JAMES: Oh!
- ZINN: Oh, shit!
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- WYATT: Oh, my God!
- This is crazy!
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Did you get that?
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That just happened. (laughs)
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Yo, we got to give it up for this dude.
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He went out like a
boss! The way he wanted.
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No excuses. No limits.
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Guys, we can't actually post this.
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Why not? It happened.
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It's an easy
million-subscriber spike, bro.
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Or a serious backlash.
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Why didn't you say something
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before we spent all night here?
This is getting posted, dude.
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- It's crazy.
- Hey, his body landed over there somewhere.
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We should film it.
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- (chuckles) You crazy bastard.
- Let's film it.
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- No. What?
- ZINN: Bro.
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We already filmed a dude
killing himself. Like...
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- A million subscribers.
- Come on. Million.
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You don't want that?
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(chuckles) Look at his face.
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Come on. We can't not listen to that.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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James?
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That's right.
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Come on, baby. Come on, baby!
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(laughing, cheering)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪
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♪ Ring tingle tingling, too ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
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♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
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♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪
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♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo..." ♪
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- Think about it before you upload it.
- Man, you got
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to cut the Debbie Downer shit.
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I mean, call the police? Are you serious?
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Yeah, but all it takes is one bad post.
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Look at Logan Paul or
PewDiePie or Patt Starr.
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Dude, all those people
are still doing their shit,
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and they've got more
subscribers than ever.
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You're living in ancient times.
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We're past "Charlie Bit My Finger," man.
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People want to see what
they've never seen before.
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Especially because we're
closer to 30 than we are 20.
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You see a lot of
30-year-olds doing this shit?
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- No.
- No.
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If we want the views,
we got to up the content,
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or we say bye-bye to all this.
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The Bro House needs your voice.
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You're funny when you want to be.
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Promise me you're gonna
get your mojo back.
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Promise!
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Okay. I'll work on it.
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I love you.
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I know what I'm doing. I'm not an idiot.
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(chomps teeth)
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(whoops)
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- Bro House! (whoops)
- (partygoers cheering)
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(cheering)
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Yeah, I'll take the other stairs.
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DJ: Let's give it up for
one of our hosts, Zinn
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and the Bro House!
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(chanting): Bro House!
Bro House! Bro House!
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(cheering)
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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DJ: And remember, if you need
to keep that holiday energy up,
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just release the Kraken!
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- Official sponsors of Bro House.
- (cheering and whistling)
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Okay, in ten seconds, the
next Bro House post goes up,
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and I'm told it's the craziest ever!
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- That's right!
- DJ: Let's do the count.
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Ten.
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ALL: Nine. Eight.
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Seven. Six. Five.
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Four. Three.
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Two. One.
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(cheering)
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ZINN: What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt, James
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and Barry. You guys are
not gonna believe this.
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- JAMES: This is crazy.
- ZINN: This dude
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is about to take a permanent vacation,
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and we are here to see it.
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(laughs) Yo, we're gonna hit
four mil tonight. I can feel it!
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- Fuck four mil. I say five mil.
- (chanting): Bro House!
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- Five mil.
- Five mil.
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(chanting): Five mil. Five mil.
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Five mil! Five mil!
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- ZINN: Oh, shit!
- Five mil! Five mil!
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- Five mil! Five mil!
- ZINN: Did you get that?
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- Five mil! Five mil!
- JAMES: This is crazy!
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- ZINN: That just happened.
- Five mil! Five mil!
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Five mil!
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(groaning, jeering)
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I mean, we got to
give it up for the guy.
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He went out like a boss!
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The way he wanted.
No excuses. No limits.
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That's how you do it.
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(laughs)
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ZINN (chuckles): Yo, this is a nightmare.
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- What?
- It says
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we're down another 50,000 followers.
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Maybe you're reading it wrong.
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Dude, I'm not. I'm not reading it wrong.
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We're cratering. Hard.
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- They didn't like the jumper.
- JAMES: I'm too afraid
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to read it. I... Tell
me, what'd they say?
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No, don't tell me.
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No, tell me.
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"You guys are sick."
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- Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
- ZINN: No.
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Not good sick, Wyatt. Bad sick.
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Like we need therapy or something.
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This one says, "You exploited
this man's pain to get likes.
253
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You should be banned from the Internet."
254
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"I hope you die." "Do the world a favor
255
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and follow the guy off
the bridge." I mean...
256
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- That's hostile, bro.
- ZINN: Yeah,
257
00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:32,005
and this is the nice stuff. (chuckles)
258
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Barry was right. I can't believe it.
259
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By tomorrow, people
won't even remember it.
260
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BARRY: Oh, they'll remember.
261
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The "Bro House is over party" hashtag
262
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is trending on Twitter,
263
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and there's a petition on Change.org
264
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to have our channels shut down.
265
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It's already at 400,000 signatures.
266
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Fuck.
267
00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,637
It gets worse. The dead man's family
268
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,414
is holding a press conference
this afternoon to denounce us.
269
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Jesus Christ, what?
270
00:10:54,643 --> 00:10:56,085
- Attention whores.
- BARRY: I mean,
271
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it's just gaining speed.
It's only gonna get worse.
272
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How can we stop it?
273
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Maybe we make an apology video.
274
00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,135
No. No. No. We're not doing that.
275
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,973
All the people who do
that, they get ripped apart.
276
00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,312
They're accused of fake
crying, and they don't mean it,
277
00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:10,087
and then they get more
hate. We're not doing that.
278
00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:11,790
Okay, but we have to do something.
279
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All right, you know what I think?
280
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You know what I think?
281
00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:17,531
We got to go gay.
282
00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:19,481
- What?
- ZINN: Not full gay.
283
00:11:19,484 --> 00:11:21,905
Like, um, "homey" something. "Homo..."
284
00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:24,810
- Homeysexual.
- Homose... Yeah. Okay. Homeysexual.
285
00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,309
That's it. Yeah, it's,
like, a movement or something
286
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,662
- transcending heterosexual norms.
- JAMES: Yeah, I heard about it.
287
00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,758
Chicks dig it when guys...
288
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,960
are, like, affectionate and stuff.
289
00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,504
Who the fuck told you that?
290
00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:38,772
I read about it somewhere.
291
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:42,011
Wh-What are we talking about right now?
292
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,965
Dude, hetero guys acting
gay, saying gay shit,
293
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:46,790
but all the time, they're not gay.
294
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,428
All you got to do is say "no homo"
295
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:50,700
after you do something,
and then you're cool.
296
00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:53,100
- (snaps fingers)
- Yeah, I don't know, guys.
297
00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:55,338
This just smells like
another train wreck.
298
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,843
Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna
agree with Barry on this one.
299
00:11:57,845 --> 00:12:00,248
It's exploitative, and
it's probably offensive.
300
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,731
WYATT: Very offensive to gays,
301
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,559
LBTRs. It's harmful.
302
00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:04,773
Hurtful.
303
00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:07,067
I don't know, I think this
is the kind of thing we need.
304
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,765
I... We've never tried it before.
305
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,470
- I'm in.
- Nice. Yes, that's right.
306
00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:13,568
- There's a shock.
- JAMES: Why?
307
00:12:13,571 --> 00:12:15,590
'Cause I used to review
male beauty products?
308
00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:18,050
- You said it. (scoffs)
- So?
309
00:12:18,052 --> 00:12:20,123
- (vehicle beeping)
- ZINN: Oh, what the hell?
310
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,828
No way.
311
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,364
- Hey! Hey!
- Uh...
312
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:28,439
- Excuse me! Uh, what are you doing?
- Hey!
313
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,243
ZINN: Hey!
314
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:32,980
Uh, wh-what are you doing?
315
00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:35,084
- We're here to grab the stuff.
- Grab what stuff?
316
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:36,854
The company said they
suspended your contract,
317
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,663
and they sent us to collect
the promotional materials,
318
00:12:38,665 --> 00:12:40,567
including this and the Lamborghini.
319
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,302
Did you just say "the Lamborghini"?
320
00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:51,967
We're going gay.
321
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:54,077
("Christmas Wrapping" by
The Waitresses playing)
322
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,859
WYATT: Rocking that six-pack, dude.
323
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,997
No homo.
324
00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,936
WYATT: Sexy six-pack, bro.
325
00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,440
- No homo. No homo.
- ZINN: Thanks, bro.
326
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,912
(Wyatt grunting)
327
00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,983
♪ ♪
328
00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:11,756
Seriously, your six-pack is sexy, bro.
329
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,870
- No homo.
- Thanks, bro. Nine.
330
00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:17,366
- Seriously, you're shredded, man.
- Ten.
331
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:20,999
If I wasn't into chicks,
I'd have to hold myself back.
332
00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:22,412
No homo.
333
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,583
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
334
00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:26,948
Seriously, you're shredded, dude.
335
00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:28,685
If I wasn't into chicks,
336
00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:30,913
I'd have to hold myself back, man.
337
00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,267
- No homo. No homo.
- BARRY: Wyatt,
338
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,537
we all know you're
not gay. You don't need
339
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,039
to keep saying "no
homo" every six seconds.
340
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,796
Yeah, I'm just getting
it on the record, okay?
341
00:13:37,798 --> 00:13:39,655
My dad watches this shit, yo.
342
00:13:39,658 --> 00:13:40,916
No homo.
343
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,586
One.
344
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,457
Two.
345
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,827
Three.
346
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,395
(Zinn moans)
347
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,900
Oh, yeah.
348
00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,138
- You got enough there?
- That feels so good, dude.
349
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,275
- Go a little lower. Ooh.
- Got it.
350
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,912
(Zinn grunts)
351
00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:57,569
Hey, guys, who's gonna do me?
352
00:13:57,572 --> 00:14:00,454
Hey, man. Get in line.
353
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,862
(all laugh)
354
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:09,749
- JAMES: I love this.
- ZINN: So good, man.
355
00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:11,520
- WYATT: So good.
- JAMES: Mmm.
356
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,194
♪ ♪
357
00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,374
Whoa! I made a mess.
358
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,325
- Oh! (chuckling)
- Oh, no.
359
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,818
- Dude, I guess we got to clean it up for you.
- Oh, no.
360
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,655
- Excuse me.
- Oh. Oh, it's so...
361
00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:25,694
Hey, save some for me.
362
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,943
- Mmm, that's awesome.
- I love pistachio.
363
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,980
- Oh! Whoa.
- What?
364
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:31,951
"What"? He has a full-on chubby.
365
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,621
- Oh, no, I don't. Um, I...
- (boinging)
366
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,592
It-It's a fold in my shorts.
367
00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:38,397
Fold my ass. I know a
fucking boner when I see one.
368
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,267
No homo. No homo.
369
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:42,271
♪ I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
370
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,543
Anyone want an update?
371
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,213
Sure, why not.
372
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:49,874
- Another 50,000 subs are gone.
- Shit.
373
00:14:49,877 --> 00:14:52,608
100 more and our monetization
drops another tier.
374
00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:54,362
We could lose the house, guys.
375
00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:57,404
So much for chicks liking homeysexuals.
376
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:04,984
♪ Jingle bell, jingle
bell, jingle bell rock... ♪
377
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,291
Hey.
378
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:07,428
- Hi, boys.
- Hey.
379
00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:08,958
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
380
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,529
Hey.
381
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,131
- No homo!
- (laughs)
382
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,300
What?
383
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,037
♪ In the frosty air... ♪
384
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,486
I'm not even 30, and my life is over.
385
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:22,018
When we first started
doing this, what'd we do?
386
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,262
We went around having a good
time, taking things over.
387
00:15:25,265 --> 00:15:26,967
Crashing that debutante ball
388
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,500
- or painting Tana Mongeau's house pink.
- (Zinn laughing)
389
00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,706
- Or trying to fly out of LAX in our underwear.
- (James laughs)
390
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,096
- Don't remind me.
- Yeah, it was dumb,
391
00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:37,802
but people liked those
videos. They liked us.
392
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,960
Like, maybe we need to
get back to our roots.
393
00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,423
It's Christmas.
394
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:44,601
People are out shopping.
Let's go out and be ourselves.
395
00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:46,038
Not assholes.
396
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,671
Not edgy. Not piss people off.
397
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,443
Let's just do what we
used to do. Be funny.
398
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,313
That's not bad.
399
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:55,484
I think it's just
what the channel needs.
400
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,867
Shit. It's Christmas.
401
00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,538
What do we got to lose?
402
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,082
- (Wyatt and Barry whooping)
- Bro House!
403
00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:05,655
♪ City sidewalks ♪
404
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:08,043
♪ Busy sidewalks ♪
405
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:11,584
♪ Dressed in holiday style ♪
406
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,320
♪ In the air ♪
407
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:18,230
♪ There's a feeling of Christmas ♪
408
00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:21,236
♪ Children laughing ♪
409
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:22,573
♪ People passing ♪
410
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:24,475
♪ Meeting smile after smile ♪
411
00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:26,783
Ho ho ho.
412
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:31,487
♪ And on every street
corner, you'll hear... ♪
413
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,327
BARRY: See? This is what I mean.
414
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,066
Santa and Christmas.
415
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,877
It's a good vibe. Makes people smile.
416
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,647
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
got this. It's fine.
417
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,243
Zinn, remember why we're here.
418
00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:43,815
Dude, trust me.
419
00:16:43,817 --> 00:16:46,453
And can you keep us in frame this time?
420
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,523
Thanks, Grandma.
421
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,561
- Oh, God.
- ♪ Ring-a-ling ♪
422
00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:52,533
♪ Ring-a-ling... ♪
423
00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:56,874
Tell Santa, have you
been naughty or nice?
424
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:59,312
I've been nice?
425
00:16:59,314 --> 00:17:01,449
That's the only answer.
426
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,290
ZINN: Hey, yo, what's up, everybody?
427
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,390
It's your favorite Bro House dude, Zinn.
428
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,287
We are out here Christmas shopping
429
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,465
and, uh, getting in the
Bro House Christmas spirit.
430
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,469
- Bro House forever!
- Merry Christmas, fuckers!
431
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:14,267
- That's right, baby. Forever!
- We're gonna see what, uh,
432
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:15,945
- Santa's bringing us this year.
- Hey.
433
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,139
- Okay, so...
- Hey. Hi. Sorry.
434
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,354
- Uh, how you doing?
- Uh, I'm-I'm good.
435
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,857
Yeah? So, we're the Bro House.
436
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,995
We were wondering, what
is it like being an elf?
437
00:17:23,997 --> 00:17:25,865
(chuckles): Uh, fun, I guess.
438
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:27,478
- Uh...
- WYATT: Do you get, like,
439
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,741
half pay or something like
that because you're half size?
440
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,748
- (Zinn and James laugh)
- No, I get full pay.
441
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,014
- Ah. She's rich.
- Oh, she gets full pay.
442
00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:37,856
Wait, did you say you're the Bro House?
443
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,760
Were you the guys who
filmed that suicide?
444
00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:42,225
- Oh, no, no, no, that was someone else.
- No. So, tell me,
445
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,335
is it true what they
say about male elves?
446
00:17:44,337 --> 00:17:46,974
- What?
- That they're hung like reindeer?
447
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:49,445
- Guys, there are kids around.
- Look, guys, I'm trying
448
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,483
- to work here, so...
- Okay, fine, fine, fine. Just tell me,
449
00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:54,322
- does Santa get first pick on elf chicks?
- What?
450
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,061
You know, like, uh, are
you his little... helper?
451
00:17:57,063 --> 00:17:58,998
Okay, you guys need to leave now.
452
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,536
(laughs) Dude, we're just trying
to have some Christmas fun.
453
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,908
- We're just trying to have...
- She asked you guys to leave.
454
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,100
- ZINN: Oh.
- Now turn your phones off and go.
455
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,681
- Just work the line, hon.
- No fucking way.
456
00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:09,195
(laughs): Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
457
00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:10,554
Are you guys a thing?
458
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,658
- Do I need to call security?
- Call security?
459
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,595
- With what, your smartphone?
- (James laughing)
460
00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:16,633
- Hey, you're hilarious.
- (chuckles) Thanks, man.
461
00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,185
- Hey, little buddy.
- Yeah, get your...
462
00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:19,512
- You're all funny.
- Oh, shit.
463
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,776
- You're hilarious. Oh, so funny.
- Give it back to him!
464
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,048
- Funny.
- You should be ashamed of yourselves.
465
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,952
WOMAN: Why don't you
just get out of here!
466
00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:27,655
All right, you know what?
467
00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:29,239
Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up,
468
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,396
because I got something
really important to tell you.
469
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:33,667
Actually, this is a public
service announcement.
470
00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:35,070
Oh, shit.
471
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,843
Santa isn't real.
It's just your parents.
472
00:18:37,845 --> 00:18:40,547
Yeah, they're the ones
who bring you your toys.
473
00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,153
- Yeah.
- I know it's a bummer,
474
00:18:42,156 --> 00:18:46,101
but I wish someone had told me
the truth when I was your age.
475
00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:48,173
It's gonna save you
years of disappointment
476
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:50,534
and years of therapy. You're welcome.
477
00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,607
- Yeah.
- Isn't that right, Santa, baby?
478
00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:58,650
Leave now.
479
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,098
- (Wyatt laughing)
- (chuckles) Shit. No, dude, come on.
480
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:02,893
- You're a naughty boy.
- Come on, come on.
481
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,863
- Why would I leave, Santa?
- WYATT: Give him a lap dance!
482
00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:06,599
- JAMES: Yeah.
- WYATT: Shit. Twerk.
483
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,403
- Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.
- Give him a lap dance!
484
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,708
- Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
485
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,746
- Twerk. Twerk. Yeah.
- Hey!
486
00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,848
- WYATT: Oh! (chuckles)
- Jesus.
487
00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:18,813
Guess we're not getting
presents this year, boys.
488
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,114
You'll get what you deserve.
489
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,799
- (indistinct chatter over radio)
- Oh, guys.
490
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,101
- Security. Security!
- Oh, shit.
491
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,738
Shit.
492
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:28,109
(laughing): Go, go, go, go, go, go.
493
00:19:28,111 --> 00:19:31,465
- I did nothing.
- Get 'em. Get 'em!
494
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,205
We're back, boys!
495
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,723
We're back home, baby!
496
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,681
I can't believe we didn't
get locked up today.
497
00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:49,085
Well, thank God for mall cops.
498
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,358
You see that one almost
have a heart attack
499
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,194
- outside Applebee's?
- Yeah.
500
00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:54,575
Yo, what about that
Santa? The look on his face
501
00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:56,633
- like he wanted to erase us from the Earth?
- (laughs)
502
00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:58,603
Guess we messed up his gig.
503
00:19:58,605 --> 00:20:00,994
- Yeah.
- Whatever, man. Bro House is back, baby!
504
00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:02,578
- Yeah!
- It's ready.
505
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,682
- Oh, shit.
- And I'm just gonna say it again,
506
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:06,754
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
507
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,657
Five. Four.
508
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:11,364
ALL: Three. Two. One.
509
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,603
- Happy New Year!
- ZINN: Tell me, does Santa
510
00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:15,377
- get first pick on elf chicks?
- It's up, it's up, it's up.
511
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,207
- WOMAN: What?
- You know, like, uh,
512
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,990
- are you his little... helper?
- (Wyatt groans)
513
00:20:18,992 --> 00:20:21,048
- WOMAN: Okay, you guys need to leave now.
- Jesus.
514
00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:22,752
ZINN (laughs): Dude, we're
just trying to have...
515
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,188
JAMES: I don't even remember doing that.
516
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,658
- Call security? With what?
- WYATT: Yeah.
517
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,290
This mall thing was your idea, man.
518
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,798
Dude, it wasn't my idea
519
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,802
to sexually harass a
female mall employee
520
00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,356
or humiliate a little person
521
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,609
or tell a bunch of kids
that Santa Claus isn't real.
522
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,916
Okay, so... things got a little crazy.
523
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:40,722
Yeah, we were supposed to be making up
524
00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:43,395
- for cheering for a guy falling to his death.
- WYATT: You know,
525
00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:44,997
if you don't like how we roll,
526
00:20:44,999 --> 00:20:47,329
maybe you're not Bro House material.
527
00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,171
Maybe you should just move out.
528
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:51,323
Well, the way we're going,
we're all gonna have to move out,
529
00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:52,404
- so...
- WYATT: See?
530
00:20:52,407 --> 00:20:54,008
Negative shit. That's all you do.
531
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,746
- (chuckles): All I do?
- Yeah.
532
00:20:55,749 --> 00:20:58,122
Who do you think records
and uploads all this crap?
533
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,193
My blind nine-year-old
cousin can do that,
534
00:21:00,195 --> 00:21:02,095
and we wouldn't have to
cut her in on one-fourth.
535
00:21:02,097 --> 00:21:04,411
Okay. Then get your nine-year-old
cousin to do this.
536
00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:06,192
Bro, chill. Chill. Come on, Barry's right.
537
00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:07,732
He's the one that keeps
the whole thing running.
538
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,646
Nobody clicks on Bro
House to see you, dude.
539
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:12,814
They click to see us. That's a fact.
540
00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,798
BARRY: Okay, well, maybe
if people were clicking,
541
00:21:14,801 --> 00:21:17,227
we wouldn't be in total shit.
542
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,615
Maybe if it wasn't for your shit,
543
00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:20,505
- we wouldn't be in this total shit.
- Guys, guys, guys.
544
00:21:20,507 --> 00:21:22,706
- Are you kidding me?
- Come on. Come on! Chill out.
545
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,329
This is the Bro House.
546
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,882
"Bro" means "brother," and
this isn't what brothers do.
547
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:31,298
We stand for something.
We stand for good friends
548
00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:33,728
and good fucking times fucking shit up.
549
00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:36,099
And the country needs that
more than ever right now.
550
00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:38,303
The country needs fucking shit up?
551
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,240
- (Wyatt scoffs)
- We have to stick together.
552
00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:42,712
We can't let anything tear us apart.
553
00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:44,983
No matter what.
554
00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:47,722
- (computer chiming)
- JAMES: Uh, hey, guys?
555
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,291
Come check this out.
556
00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:51,864
Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine.
557
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:54,703
There are comments. "Just when I thought
558
00:21:54,705 --> 00:21:56,239
the Bro House couldn't sink any lower,
559
00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,843
- you go and do this."
- ZINN: Whatever, man.
560
00:21:57,845 --> 00:21:59,498
- It's one comment.
- BARRY: Nope.
561
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:02,183
Here are some more. "I
don't know about Santa Claus,
562
00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:03,442
but you guys are proof
563
00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:05,223
God doesn't exist. Fuck off and die."
564
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:07,332
Didn't really need that
second part, though.
565
00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:08,837
Oh, and we're losing followers.
566
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,100
Fuck!
567
00:22:10,102 --> 00:22:13,106
This isn't fair! How
can people be so mean?
568
00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,912
- It's fine. It's fine.
- No, no, no, no, no, I can't do this.
569
00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:17,816
I can't go back to
living with my parents.
570
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,820
My dad's an asshole. I can't.
571
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:21,724
ZINN: Let me see this shit.
572
00:22:21,726 --> 00:22:23,075
Are we out of beer?
573
00:22:23,078 --> 00:22:25,097
- There's another case in the garage.
- WYATT: Fuck.
574
00:22:25,099 --> 00:22:26,967
Dude, we've lost this
many followers already?
575
00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:29,071
- Mm-hmm.
- I can't handle this.
576
00:22:29,073 --> 00:22:31,142
- Wyatt.
- Wyatt.
577
00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:33,146
- (computer continues chiming)
- Dude.
578
00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:35,016
(James sighs)
579
00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:37,054
Fuck, this is bad. This is bad.
580
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,724
Xanax.
581
00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:41,709
- What?
- I'll OD on Xanax.
582
00:22:41,712 --> 00:22:43,815
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Bro House. Bro House.
- That's a good way to go.
583
00:22:43,817 --> 00:22:44,970
Bro House.
584
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,874
Fuck is going on?
585
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,106
Yo.
586
00:22:48,109 --> 00:22:49,611
This is Detective Deena Gibbs
587
00:22:49,614 --> 00:22:51,204
calling from L. A. Robbery-Homicide.
588
00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:52,684
Who am I speaking with?
589
00:22:52,686 --> 00:22:55,123
Uh, Zinn. What's this about?
590
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,829
Were you a part of an online prank
591
00:22:57,831 --> 00:23:00,267
at the Santa Village
in a mall in West L. A.?
592
00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:03,339
- (sighs) Maybe.
- I'm not interested in your prank.
593
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,582
I need to speak with
you and your friends
594
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,982
about the individual
who was posing as Santa.
595
00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:10,420
- Yeah, what about him?
- It seems
596
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,324
he wasn't the man hired for the job.
597
00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:15,063
We just found that
individual in his apartment.
598
00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:16,387
Murdered.
599
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,136
What, are you serious?
600
00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:19,773
Wait, this isn't a joke?
601
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,490
- I'm very serious, son.
- (whispers): Guys.
602
00:23:21,492 --> 00:23:23,592
I need you and your friends to
come down to the police station
603
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,117
tomorrow morning and give a statement.
604
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,989
U-Um, y-yeah.
605
00:23:26,992 --> 00:23:28,579
We can... We can do that, I guess.
606
00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:30,239
I understand, uh,
607
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,964
someone was recording the prank?
608
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:34,034
I need a copy of that video.
609
00:23:34,036 --> 00:23:36,940
It could help us locate this guy.
610
00:23:36,942 --> 00:23:40,984
We're pretty sure this isn't
the first time he's done this.
611
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,729
We'll see you at the
station in the morning.
612
00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:50,837
(light buzzing)
613
00:24:04,898 --> 00:24:08,771
What the fuck?
614
00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:11,211
(grunting)
615
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,197
She said there's been
other murders, another states,
616
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,736
that this guy actually goes
around killing mall Santas
617
00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:30,013
- and taking their place.
- Why?
618
00:24:30,015 --> 00:24:32,719
Uh, because he's crazy.
619
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,990
Obsessed with being Santa. I don't know.
620
00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:36,392
This all sounds made up to me.
621
00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,162
Are you sure we're not being pranked?
622
00:24:38,164 --> 00:24:40,400
Well, if we show up to
the police station tomorrow
623
00:24:40,402 --> 00:24:42,004
and they don't know
what we're talking about,
624
00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:44,943
then we were pranked.
625
00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:47,047
- (keys clacking)
- (Barry clears throat)
626
00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:49,495
- What are you doing?
- I just want to see this guy's face again.
627
00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:52,191
ZINN: Guess we're not getting
presents this year, boys.
628
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:55,063
You'll get what you deserve.
629
00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:57,067
Yeah, I mean...
630
00:24:57,069 --> 00:24:59,739
- he definitely doesn't look right.
- (Zinn chuckles)
631
00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:01,910
Huh. Someone just uploaded
632
00:25:01,912 --> 00:25:03,179
a video to our account.
633
00:25:03,181 --> 00:25:04,916
What do you mean, "someone"?
634
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:07,289
We're the only ones that can do that.
635
00:25:10,462 --> 00:25:12,331
- The hell?
- (grunting)
636
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:13,903
Whoa.
637
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,809
Jesus.
638
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:19,608
What the hell are we watching
639
00:25:19,611 --> 00:25:21,479
- right now?
- (chuckles) It's a prank.
640
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:23,019
Wyatt's pranking us.
641
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,791
Right?
642
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:26,927
Yeah.
643
00:25:26,929 --> 00:25:28,463
Yeah, yeah, obviously.
644
00:25:28,465 --> 00:25:30,066
- (chuckles)
- I mean, it's pretty good.
645
00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:31,904
But he's such an asshole.
646
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,475
Probably wasn't even a real
cop on the phone. God...
647
00:25:34,477 --> 00:25:36,212
Zinn?
648
00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:38,116
Dude, I'm gonna talk to him.
649
00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:39,920
- I'm deleting this.
- (computer chiming)
650
00:25:39,922 --> 00:25:41,455
Wait, look.
651
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,827
(James chuckles)
652
00:25:43,829 --> 00:25:45,865
That's, like, 50 likes already.
653
00:25:45,867 --> 00:25:48,837
People are fucking loving it.
654
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,542
- "That's awesome."
- BARRY: "Great effects."
655
00:25:51,544 --> 00:25:54,183
"Finally, something we like." (chuckles)
656
00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,556
Wait, wh...
657
00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:59,993
- Why'd you do that?
- Because it's sick.
658
00:25:59,995 --> 00:26:02,497
I don't care if people like it.
659
00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:04,068
(grunts)
660
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:06,505
It's back up. Someone just reposted it.
661
00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:08,376
Who?
662
00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:10,982
I don't know.
663
00:26:10,984 --> 00:26:12,986
- (computer chimes)
- Now what?
664
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,891
Someone just... They
just posted a-a link.
665
00:26:15,893 --> 00:26:17,094
What the hell is that?
666
00:26:17,096 --> 00:26:18,864
BARRY: It's...
667
00:26:18,866 --> 00:26:21,494
from the York Explorer Daily.
668
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,306
What's that?
669
00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:25,043
Wyatt, dude, come on.
670
00:26:25,045 --> 00:26:26,445
We saw the video.
671
00:26:26,447 --> 00:26:28,049
You're gonna do something like that,
672
00:26:28,051 --> 00:26:29,418
it's got to be a group call.
673
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,288
Wyatt.
674
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,622
Come on, man. It's not cool.
675
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,959
Wyatt!
676
00:26:34,962 --> 00:26:36,732
(refrigerator rattles)
677
00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:45,218
(thudding nearby)
678
00:26:48,325 --> 00:26:51,195
"Scholars now believe that
the legend of Santa Claus
679
00:26:51,197 --> 00:26:53,901
isn't based on Saint
Nicholas or any other saint.
680
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:57,341
It's based on the ancient
tales of the wild man."
681
00:26:57,343 --> 00:27:00,280
(chuckles): The wild man?
What kind of bullshit is that?
682
00:27:00,282 --> 00:27:02,017
BARRY: "He was a pagan nature god,
683
00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:04,455
bringer of storm and fury
and destruction who wore
684
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:07,356
animal skins and a hideous painted face.
685
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,197
He was also a fierce hunter
who punished those who were bad.
686
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,402
Over time,
687
00:27:11,404 --> 00:27:13,306
he became what we know of him today.
688
00:27:13,308 --> 00:27:16,345
And he didn't just bring presents."
689
00:27:16,347 --> 00:27:19,919
Wyatt, come on. This
isn't fucking funny.
690
00:27:19,921 --> 00:27:21,770
Shit. Jesus.
691
00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:28,636
The fuck are you?
692
00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,340
Yo, where's Wyatt?
693
00:27:30,342 --> 00:27:32,413
Are you the one doing
this shit with him?
694
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,482
- Hello?
- (clapping)
695
00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:37,521
Listen, man, this isn't funny.
696
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:40,362
I'll call the cops
on you. You got to go.
697
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:44,969
Yo, I'll fuck you up, man.
698
00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:47,975
Dude.
699
00:27:47,977 --> 00:27:48,977
No, no!
700
00:27:48,979 --> 00:27:50,282
(whimpers, grunts)
701
00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:53,555
(grunts, gasps)
702
00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:57,160
(grunts) You're Santa. You're Santa!
703
00:27:57,163 --> 00:27:59,075
I fucking get it. I believe in you!
704
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,335
No, no, no! (grunts) No, no, no!
705
00:28:01,337 --> 00:28:03,372
- (grunts)
- (Zinn screams)
706
00:28:03,374 --> 00:28:05,312
What was that?
707
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,951
They're fucking with us.
708
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,487
Who?
709
00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,601
All of them. They're just...
710
00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:14,806
They're making prank videos
to get more followers.
711
00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:17,000
It's probably Zinn's idea.
712
00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:18,939
Yeah. (chuckles softly)
713
00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:31,197
(Zinn whimpering)
714
00:28:37,142 --> 00:28:40,146
(muffled): I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
715
00:28:40,148 --> 00:28:43,553
♪ "Fear not, then," said the Angel ♪
716
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,559
- ♪ Let nothing thee affright ♪
- (Zinn whimpering)
717
00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:49,164
♪ To free all those ♪
718
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:52,137
♪ Who trust in Him ♪
719
00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:55,677
♪ From Satan's power and might ♪
720
00:28:55,679 --> 00:29:01,236
♪ Oh, tidings of comfort and joy ♪
721
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,559
♪ Comfort and joy ♪
722
00:29:03,562 --> 00:29:07,536
♪ Comfort and joy, comfort and joy. ♪
723
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:13,114
(grunts)
724
00:29:22,432 --> 00:29:24,434
Come on!
725
00:29:24,436 --> 00:29:26,172
Are you kidding me?
726
00:29:26,174 --> 00:29:28,244
What if this isn't a prank?
727
00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:31,716
What if this isn't Zinn and Wyatt?
728
00:29:31,718 --> 00:29:34,454
What if this is the guy from the mall?
729
00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:36,696
BARRY: Santa Claus?
730
00:29:38,231 --> 00:29:40,268
I'm calling 911.
731
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,474
No, it's not a prank.
732
00:29:44,476 --> 00:29:46,713
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not.
733
00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:48,750
I-I need you to come now.
734
00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:50,982
Please?
735
00:29:50,985 --> 00:29:52,921
F... (exhales) They're gonna send a car,
736
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,592
but they won't say it's an emergency.
737
00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:56,327
It's because there's been so
many calls about this address.
738
00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:58,136
Complaints from the neighbors.
Breaking up parties. That time
739
00:29:58,138 --> 00:30:00,206
we actually called
the SWATs on ourselves.
740
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,609
That means it could be hours.
741
00:30:01,611 --> 00:30:03,014
(phone chimes)
742
00:30:05,318 --> 00:30:07,322
Shit.
743
00:30:11,419 --> 00:30:13,366
Got to get the fuck out of this house.
744
00:30:13,368 --> 00:30:16,472
Wait, wait, wait, wait. We
can't just leave the guys.
745
00:30:16,474 --> 00:30:18,935
If these videos are for
real, they're fucking dead!
746
00:30:18,938 --> 00:30:21,514
- I can't argue with that.
- I was gonna leave.
747
00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:23,519
I was gonna leave Bro House
and start my channel back up,
748
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,822
and then I was gonna go to college.
749
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,192
I even talked to my parents about it.
750
00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:27,594
I was done with this shit.
751
00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,535
- (thudding)
- SANTA: Ho ho ho.
752
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,141
♪ Jolly Christmas ♪
753
00:30:34,143 --> 00:30:35,543
♪ It's the best time... ♪
754
00:30:35,545 --> 00:30:38,349
I'm fucking scared.
755
00:30:38,351 --> 00:30:40,821
Yeah, so am I.
756
00:30:40,823 --> 00:30:42,290
♪ If there'll be snow... ♪
757
00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,829
(James whimpers)
758
00:30:44,831 --> 00:30:47,835
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
759
00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:50,808
♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪
760
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,712
And okay.
761
00:30:52,714 --> 00:30:55,283
- (clears throat)
- It was a boner.
762
00:30:55,285 --> 00:30:57,554
Yeah, I know. Let's just get
the fuck out of here, okay?
763
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,558
Okay.
764
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,130
(door creaking)
765
00:31:02,132 --> 00:31:03,399
Looks clear.
766
00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:05,105
Come on.
767
00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:11,284
(screams) My hand!
768
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:13,419
- (screams, gasping)
- What happened?
769
00:31:13,421 --> 00:31:15,691
I'm shot. Help me! Get it out!
770
00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:17,294
Get it out! Oh!
771
00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,699
Oh, God, it hurts.
772
00:31:19,701 --> 00:31:21,870
- Fuck!
- Oh, God. Oh, God!
773
00:31:21,872 --> 00:31:23,472
(grunts)
774
00:31:23,474 --> 00:31:25,111
(James choking)
775
00:31:30,123 --> 00:31:31,322
- (bow firing)
- Oh!
776
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,659
(grunting, panting)
777
00:31:35,432 --> 00:31:37,400
BARRY: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
778
00:31:37,402 --> 00:31:39,438
(grunting)
779
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,477
♪ ♪
780
00:32:00,515 --> 00:32:02,552
(panting)
781
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:10,368
(shouts, panting)
782
00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:15,178
Shit.
783
00:32:17,482 --> 00:32:19,484
(grunts)
784
00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,557
(footsteps thudding)
785
00:32:28,637 --> 00:32:30,639
I have a gun!
786
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,945
I'll fucking blow your head off!
787
00:32:32,947 --> 00:32:35,185
- (thudding stops)
- (computer chiming)
788
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,591
(panting)
789
00:32:47,209 --> 00:32:49,213
♪ ♪
790
00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:04,911
- You stupid motherfu...
- (footsteps thudding)
791
00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:09,518
(scraping)
792
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,321
No fucking way.
793
00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,444
You are not coming through the chimney.
794
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:16,600
(grunting)
795
00:33:18,638 --> 00:33:20,306
Why won't you fucking cl...
796
00:33:20,308 --> 00:33:21,642
Fuck.
797
00:33:21,644 --> 00:33:23,512
(chuckles)
798
00:33:23,514 --> 00:33:26,318
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
799
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,732
♪ ♪
800
00:33:28,735 --> 00:33:30,660
That's gasoline. Oh, my God.
801
00:33:30,662 --> 00:33:32,998
It's gasoline. What? Oh, God.
802
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,536
(fanfare plays)
803
00:33:35,538 --> 00:33:37,540
(noisemaker blows)
804
00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:39,544
("Silent Night" by Bing Crosby playing)
805
00:33:39,546 --> 00:33:42,016
(panting)
806
00:33:42,018 --> 00:33:46,325
♪ Silent night... ♪
807
00:33:46,327 --> 00:33:48,654
That's five million. Five million.
808
00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:51,377
(chuckles): That's five
million. Five million followers.
809
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,005
Boys, we did it!
810
00:33:53,007 --> 00:33:55,744
Five million follow...! (laughs)
811
00:33:55,746 --> 00:33:58,750
It's a fucking Christmas
miracle! Oh, my God.
812
00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:01,455
♪ All is bright... ♪
813
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,559
That's five million
followers. We did it.
814
00:34:03,561 --> 00:34:05,831
Five million followers. Five mil...
815
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,300
Oh, my God!
816
00:34:07,302 --> 00:34:09,638
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
817
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,514
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- ♪ Mother and Child ♪
818
00:34:14,516 --> 00:34:19,892
♪ Holy infant ♪
819
00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:25,704
♪ So tender and mild ♪
820
00:34:25,706 --> 00:34:30,848
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
821
00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:33,688
- (horn honking)
- (sirens wailing)
822
00:34:36,928 --> 00:34:39,899
♪ Sleep ♪
823
00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:45,713
♪ In heavenly peace ♪
824
00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:53,024
♪ Silent night ♪
825
00:34:53,027 --> 00:34:59,371
♪ Holy night ♪
826
00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:04,880
♪ All is calm ♪
827
00:35:06,498 --> 00:35:09,994
♪ All is bright ♪
828
00:35:12,532 --> 00:35:19,026
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
829
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:24,789
♪ Mother and Child ♪
830
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:30,934
♪ Holy infant ♪
831
00:35:30,936 --> 00:35:37,914
♪ So tender and mild ♪
832
00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:40,721
♪ Sleep ♪
833
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:45,964
♪ In heavenly ♪
834
00:35:45,966 --> 00:35:50,776
♪ Peace. ♪
835
00:35:54,951 --> 00:35:56,955
♪ ♪
836
00:36:22,732 --> 00:36:25,255
SANTA: Ho ho ho.
837
00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:39,123
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