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Morning, Billy.
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Three bucks a shot.
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Steady just watch
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Hands up high
as confetti gets dropped
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Go, go, can't be stopped
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Ready or not...
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I got Oxy, Vicodin, Percocet,
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Xanax, Adderall, morphine,
and Valium.
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Five bucks a pill,
less if you buy in bulk.
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No, no, no, no.
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If I can't buy
my girlfriend's mom drinks,
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what good am I?
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No damn good.
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What do you call that?
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Death. Bottoms up.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Motherfucker.
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Ready or not
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Here I come
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- Oh, shit.
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Hey.
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Aah!
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Gah!
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Should we try to stop them?
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Not until some clothes come off.
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Lenny, what the fuck, man?
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This isn't a litter box.
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Where did you dump the asbestos?
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You know what? You know what?
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Don't tell me.
It's better that I don't know.
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How many mamas
we know in the hood
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still feeding their babies
titty milk?
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Whoa, no IV drugs. Pump it pure.
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Where's the keg?
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A little early to be drinking,
isn't it?
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A tough night for the new liver.
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How much you give me...
for this?
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Take him back right now, man.
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We left Billy here last night?
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I'm sorry about that, buddy.
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Oh, my God, he's dead.
I touched a dead guy.
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All chanting in Russian
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Whoo-ee!
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Shift change.
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Russian hour is over.
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It's Kentucky time.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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announcing the latest addition
to the Ball family,
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Amy and Gemma!
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Oh, nice!
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Why do you drink
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To get drunk!
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And why do you all smoke
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To get high!
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Now everybody
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Have you heard
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All right, place your bets.
Thank you.
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Nine...
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- Thirty, thirty-one...
- Uh-oh.
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Thirty-two...
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Oh!
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Driving electronic music
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Do it!
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You may kiss the bride.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Do you wanna open a whorehouse?
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No, of course not.
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Just a rub and tug.
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Just wanna know if you, uh...
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want a hand job.
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Hey, hand me my phone,
would you?
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Might wanna toss that minnow
back into the lake, Lorenzo.
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Holy shit, look at the hog
on Stan.
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I've heard rumors
about that thing.
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What's he doing
with the belt around his neck
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while he's taking a piss?
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He was jacking off, Kev.
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And strangling himself
at the same time.
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Why?
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'Cause it feels good.
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Upbeat music
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- Oh -
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You said we were all doing
the full Monty.
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Out.
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City of Chicago says
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all bars are closed
until further notice.
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Go, go, go!
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Hide in the back.
This is what we practiced.
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We are absolutely complying
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with the mayor's
very smart decision
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to close all bars and taverns.
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- What the fuck, Kev?
- Oh, my... come on.
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Hail, 'rona survivors! What?
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Where is everyone?
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Rock music
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It's our parent-teacher call,
Kev.
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Okay, be right there.
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Okay, girls.
Breakfast of champions.
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Have a good day at school.
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- Kev!
- Coming.
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Hi, Mrs. Cardenas.
How's it going?
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Good morning, Kev.
I was just telling Veronica...
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Amy is smart
and Gemma's a dumbass.
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- What?
- I didn't say it
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exactly like that, but... yes.
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Gemma's been falling behind
in her schoolwork.
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There's schoolwork
in kindergarten?
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Gemma's been logging off
the Zoom call
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right after I take attendance.
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That's genius.
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- Kev.
- That's wrong.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Is she watching a YouTube video?
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Looks that way from here.
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Children this age, most parents
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stay on the Zoom call
with their kids.
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The whole time?
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That's, like, six hours
of our day.
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If you want Gemma to keep up
with the other children,
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I suggest you participate
in her education.
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What work could they
possibly have?
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It's kindergarten.
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- This is all my fault.
- What is?
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Why Gemma's dumb.
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It's my eggs.
I wasn't supposed to have kids
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in the first place.
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Soft music
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I think we should have
our own kid.
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Could we start right now?
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Veronica...
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I got 20 minutes
left on my break.
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That should give us enough time
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to go three times, easy.
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Just... hey.
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It's okay. I'll do all the work.
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- Maybe later.
- Oh, come on.
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The best part
about making a baby
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is you get to have sex
while we're doing it.
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I need to know the truth.
Can I have a damn baby or not?
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You have a 99.999 chance
of not getting pregnant.
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Jazzy music
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So I'll just be carrying it,
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and you two take it from me
when it comes out?
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- Yes, Mom.
- 'Cause Lord knows
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I am too old
to be raising an infant.
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Not much in there.
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We could've used an eyedropper.
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Jeez, Kevin.
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Rock music
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Bottoms up.
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Are you out
of your fucking mind?
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Kev is just gonna lie down
with you
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for procreation, not sex.
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What is the difference?
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It's clinical,
so no one enjoys it.
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Millions of sperm died
in that turkey baster.
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Uh-uh, no.
Honey, this is an express bus
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to The Maury Povich Show.
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What kind of hard liquor
you got, and how much?
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Okay, let's get this going.
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Knock it off, Mama.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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W-what's with the KKK costume?
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I saw them use
something like this
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at that super-Jewy wedding
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I went to last year.
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It keeps the skin from touching,
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acts as a barrier.
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I feel like a ghost prostitute.
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...why she didn't cut me
a mouth hole.
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How am I supposed to... whoa!
Hello.
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Looks like I got
a visitor down there.
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Can I take this off my face?
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No! No!
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How many more times
are we gonna have to do this?
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Until we complete the mission.
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You're Luke Skywalker,
and it's up to you
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to shoot one in
and destroy the Death Star.
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Rock music
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N-n-no, not there. No.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You-you got a-a shoehorn
or something?
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Can you not talk, please?
Just don't say a word.
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Come on, you piece of shit!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Mama, get on it.
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Mm.
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Oh! Ah!
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Oh, man.
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Hold that thought. Mom!
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Jump in between us. Hurry up.
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Oh, yeah, that's it.
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Ooh, yeah, that's it.
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Ooh, bring it home.
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Bring it home, baby. Ooh!
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Stop, stop.
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Stop!
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You people wanna have a baby?
Beautiful.
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Find another way to do it.
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I can't be working
under these conditions.
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All right, we'll call you.
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Jump, jump
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Jump, jump for joy
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Jump, jump
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Oh, flex.
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Flex.
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You gotta be shitting me.
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Attention, people!
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Kevin is gonna be a daddy!
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Really?
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Look at the stick, people!
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Beware.
For the rest of the night,
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I am stirring cocktails
with this stick.
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You are doing amazing, honey.
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How would you know?
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Because you're making
all the right sounds.
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Remember that birthing video
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with the chick making
all the buffalo noises?
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You're totally making
those noises.
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Would you like to stand
around here with us?
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No, I'm good.
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You don't wanna watch?
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Oh, honey, I was
over there earlier,
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and I saw some... hardcore shit,
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like, horror movie shit.
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No, I'm gonna stay with you.
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Nnh! I am so sorry I can't help.
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I'm useless at this.
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You know, Tommy says
that in some cultures,
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men aren't even allowed
near the birth,
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just a bunch of women in tents,
which makes sense,
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because I would be
so much more useful
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if I was out hunting moose
or something.
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Ooh, shut up.
Shut the fuck up, Kevin.
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Please shut the fuck up.
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Okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The nurses just left them here
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like we know what the fuck
we're doing.
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This is Amy, and that's Gemma.
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Right, now, uh, tell me again.
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Um, this one's Amy.
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Uh... I think so.
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I mean, I know their names.
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I'm just not 100 percent yet
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on which one is which.
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Dramatic chords
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This is not your fault, V.
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Gemma is not dumb.
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Mrs. Cardenas has no idea
what she's talking about.
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Operatic classical overture
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Is she drawing on her face?
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La, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la
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If Gemma were in real school,
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this wouldn't even be an issue.
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How the hell is anybody
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supposed to learn anything
on a damn iPad?
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She doesn't even have
to go to kindergarten.
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It's not like it's a law
or something.
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Yeah, but I don't want her
to fall behind.
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Okay, fine.
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You homeschool Gemma.
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You're a smarty-pants.
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Jaunty music
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Wait, so you're a nurse,
Veronica?
275
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- Used to be.
- Lying bitch.
276
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Fine...
but I was offered a place
277
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in the nursing school.
278
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Fine, but it never happened.
279
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They fired her for selling
medical supplies on eBay.
280
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Holy crap.
281
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I'm a ghetto nurse.
282
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Better for folks around here
to come to me
283
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than wait 18 hours
in the emergency room.
284
00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:05,498
No, no!
Always elevate extremities.
285
00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:07,333
Move before you give him
a fucking embolism.
286
00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:09,752
The nose is the most
commonly broken bone
287
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,588
in boys between the ages
of 13 and 25.
288
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,840
Uh, that's-that's fascinating,
but who's the old dude?
289
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Eww, that's nasty.
290
00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:19,845
Almost looks like shingles.
291
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,180
Scabies, maybe?
292
00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:22,449
Been hiking in the woods lately?
293
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,867
Changing your diet?
Does your throat hurt?
294
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,350
- No.
- Stress rash.
295
00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:33,234
- V?
- Making a video
296
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for one of those
do-it-yourself websites online.
297
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,696
Pays 150 bucks.
This one's on a high colonic.
298
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,322
Next week,
I bleach my exit ramp.
299
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,867
What do you want?
Vicodin, morphine, peyote?
300
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,786
- Tetrodotoxin.
- These red ones.
301
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,013
Give me, uh,
the horse tranquilizer,
302
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enough to knock out
a Clydesdale.
303
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,498
This baby is coming.
304
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,083
- Now?
- She's crowning.
305
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,311
All right,
ambulance is on its way.
306
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When I was having my girls,
307
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,046
the doc told me to do
three quick pants
308
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,547
and then one long blow. Okay?
309
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,841
- I'm gonna do it with you.
- Start pushing now, okay?
310
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Push, push. Push, baby.
311
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Push, push, push.
312
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Ooh.
313
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Is the baby okay?
314
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She's great.
315
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She?
316
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Frederick Douglass.
317
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- Who?
- Author, orator,
318
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escaped slave.
319
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The life expectancy
320
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for an average white man is 76.
321
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Exactly.
322
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For a poor white man
from the South Side,
323
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it's 70 if you're lucky.
324
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- Jesus was a blond?
- No, Jesus was Black
325
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and had nappy hair,
326
00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:23,759
but no one ever wants
to talk about that.
327
00:12:23,783 --> 00:12:25,177
What does this have to do
with pickles?
328
00:12:25,201 --> 00:12:26,662
Pickles provide
essential vitamins,
329
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minerals, and antioxidants,
330
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improve digestion
and liver protection.
331
00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:33,418
Your drug is like a jar
of pickles, but better.
332
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,646
How do you know so much
about pickles?
333
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,921
- How'd it go?
- You are a genius.
334
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,423
If this one pill had been around
335
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when my daddy was juggling
two pills and three jobs,
336
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,801
he would still be here...
337
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,888
to be a grandfather.
338
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,513
Don't cry. Please don't cry.
339
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,724
I'm-I'm sorry.
340
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,267
So it's one pill
instead of two, huh?
341
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:49,976
What if you were to, say,
342
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,896
misplace your scrip pad?
343
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,983
All right, ladies. Saddle up.
344
00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:57,526
We're going on a field trip.
345
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,112
Mifepristone.
You need an abortion.
346
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Here's my copay.
347
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,133
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to pay full price.
348
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,700
Medicare only covers abortion
in cases of rape, incest,
349
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or when the mother's life
is in danger.
350
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,412
I'm 80 years old.
351
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,205
Having a baby'll
probably kill me.
352
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,998
I was raped.
353
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,000
- Incest for me.
- Me too!
354
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,377
Rape again.
355
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:18,171
- I was raped too.
- Incest too.
356
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,965
Bullshit.
I'm not homeschooling her.
357
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,633
- You homeschool her.
- Fuck that.
358
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,843
I got a bar to run.
359
00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:25,304
You run the bar? I run the bar.
360
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,516
Alibi. Alibi.
361
00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:29,474
Alibi.
362
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,684
I gotta go to The Alibi.
363
00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:32,186
Vamoose. I gotta go to the bar.
364
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,396
Who wants a drink?
365
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,565
Come on, V.
Free pour it like Kev does.
366
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,399
That's why the bar's
losing money.
367
00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:39,652
Gonna take real money, Frank.
368
00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:41,362
Kev's not here for you
to confuse.
369
00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:42,363
Uhh...
370
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,781
Drag him to the sober chair.
371
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,907
Where is everybody?
372
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,200
It's 10 a.m.
373
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,951
Shut up, Billy.
Nobody asked you.
374
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,470
All right, you know what?
Fuck it.
375
00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:50,704
I'll homeschool Gemma.
376
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:51,955
How hard can it be?
377
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,499
"Learning is knowing
a few tricks."
378
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,167
"For example,
379
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,503
to learn the color spectrum,
380
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,840
just remember ROY G. BIV."
381
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,966
"Which stands for red, orange,
yellow, green,
382
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,426
blue, indigo, violet."
383
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,052
What the hell is indigo?
384
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,470
Purple.
385
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,181
I thought violet was purple.
386
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,932
I-I don't know.
387
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:12,976
PEMDAS,
388
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,519
which stands for "parentheses,
389
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:15,955
exponents, multiplication,
division,
390
00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:18,356
addition, subtraction."
391
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,191
Yeah, this is way too hard.
392
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,862
Jaunty music
393
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:23,778
Are you calling me dumb?
394
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,864
No.
395
00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:26,048
Well, it sounds like you are.
396
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,466
Maybe I'm just too dumb
to understand.
397
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,617
I'm not calling you dumb.
398
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:29,450
You applied it.
399
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,744
"Implied."
400
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:31,787
I know.
401
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,931
It's not like I'm "unliterate."
402
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,955
Como se huh?
403
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,541
The Alibi Room.
I'm gonna buy it.
404
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,125
With what, your silver chains?
405
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,728
No, I'm gonna go
to the loan store today
406
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,795
and pick up some forms.
407
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,129
You mean the bank?
408
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,089
Yeah.
409
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,233
Well, does it start with an S?
410
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,966
What the fuck?
411
00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:46,384
Cat. I know that shit, bitch.
412
00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:47,552
That's a cat!
413
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,138
You learning shit
off the TV again?
414
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,489
Just a little bit of this,
honey.
415
00:14:50,513 --> 00:14:51,891
Just a little bit of this.
416
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:55,853
Son of a bitch, that's hot.
417
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,646
My super "spermazoa" too much
for her?
418
00:14:57,687 --> 00:14:58,855
Spermatozoa.
419
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,292
And what, now you're-you're
the arbiter
420
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,625
on where everybody's
supposed to be?
421
00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:03,192
Yeah, maybe,
422
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:04,945
if I knew what "arbiter" meant.
423
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:05,945
GFY.
424
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,239
Eh, TGIF.
425
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,990
You realize that's not
how you spell "come," right?
426
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,913
Diplomas are overrated.
427
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,956
I didn't get a diploma,
and look at me.
428
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,917
And don't be giving
me no shit, Kev!
429
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,835
I do not sound like that.
430
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:21,921
Oh!
431
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:23,421
Takes two to tangle, you know.
432
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,008
It's "tango," and I've tried
to fuck you plenty of times.
433
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,301
They're not identical twins.
They're...
434
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,262
whatever it is when-
when you're not identical.
435
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:32,306
Whee! Whee!
436
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,932
Separate individuals.
437
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517
Too many damn countries in Asia.
438
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,101
They should just make it
one country.
439
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:38,269
No, no, no. Heatstroke.
440
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,189
Isn't that when the heat...
441
00:15:40,229 --> 00:15:41,815
strokes you gently?
442
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:44,777
Kev, you misspelled "résumé"
on your résumé.
443
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,700
It was benign, but the scare
was very...
444
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,494
v... shit. What is the word again?
445
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,995
- Malignant.
- Malignant.
446
00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:57,306
Do you remember
what the doctor said?
447
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,874
They're inbred.
What if they try to eat us?
448
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,644
- I think that's cannibals.
- Well, whatever.
449
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,336
Why is it so much worse for her
450
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:05,714
to take a tiny little pill
that makes her "crazy"
451
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,715
than it is for me to get
my testicle lobbed off?
452
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,969
Your testicle will
not be "lobbed off," sir.
453
00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,613
Only your vas deferens tubes
are blocked.
454
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,805
All right.
455
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,806
I think I went overboard
with my background.
456
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,393
It's less cowboy and more hick.
457
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:20,479
Your wife is... a knockout.
458
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,522
Hell, she could be cousins
with my wife.
459
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,148
Oh, that runs in the family,
too.
460
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,316
Or hillbilly.
461
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,902
Bumpkin?
I have so much to learn.
462
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,528
We need a Jesus for the Festival
463
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,489
of St. Felicity pageant
next weekend,
464
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,825
and Mr. Ball
looks like he works out.
465
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:35,536
You want Kev to be Jesus?
466
00:16:35,576 --> 00:16:38,998
Dramatic high note
467
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,665
Maybe I will go suck a dick.
468
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,017
I could be all
gender liquid like you.
469
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,001
You don't know.
470
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,420
You mean genderfluid?
471
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,337
Fluids, liquids, whatever.
472
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,607
V, what the hell
are we supposed to do again?
473
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,508
Make a face story
on graham cracker?
474
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,050
What have we done, Kev?
475
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,429
We have increased our demand...
476
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,805
or our supply.
477
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,890
One of those two things,
we've increased...
478
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,017
or decreased.
479
00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,535
We can't keep going around
in circles
480
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:00,893
like the "our-oh-beris."
481
00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,979
- The what?
- The "our-oh-beris."
482
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,024
We keep going around
in the same circle
483
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,108
like the snake eating
its own tail.
484
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,317
The ouroboros.
485
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,987
Yes. I was saying it wrong.
486
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,989
Oh, that's such a badass word.
487
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,406
Maybe we get a tutor.
488
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,866
No money, V.
489
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,286
We need somebody
that'll work for free.
490
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,203
Svetlana.
491
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,748
Too bad she isn't here
right now.
492
00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:22,874
Where's our throuple
when we need it most?
493
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,751
V...
494
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,045
Eh, what the hell?
495
00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:28,963
Uh... what the?
496
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,632
I cook. I clean.
497
00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:32,050
Wifely duty.
498
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,594
Are you kidding? I'm not gay.
499
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:36,387
Tongue is tongue, no?
500
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,056
What the hell?
501
00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:39,975
I'm halfway home already.
502
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,393
Oh! Holy fuck.
503
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,728
Mother of God.
504
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,441
Consider it like rent check.
505
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,777
I go mop now.
506
00:17:49,817 --> 00:17:52,196
First shower.
Anybody wanna wash my back?
507
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,198
Upbeat music
508
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,408
Don't use all the hot water!
509
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,576
- Girls...
- I'll do it.
510
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,421
Four, and lift...
511
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,882
Cover bar with baby?
512
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,174
It's okay. I babysit.
513
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,509
Ah, Svet, thank...
514
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,947
I thought we were good
in the sack,
515
00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:21,517
but she's like the Michael
Jordan of erotic stimuli.
516
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:24,268
- It's done.
- What? How?
517
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,104
I'm good with numbers.
518
00:18:25,144 --> 00:18:26,104
Since when do we have
519
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:26,939
a karaoke machine?
520
00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:28,272
Since half-hour ago.
521
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,608
We strip now.
Pimp, watch babies.
522
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,531
Your husband fucked your mother
to make babies.
523
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:34,696
You want to ride on high horse?
524
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,698
Family meeting tonight.
525
00:18:36,739 --> 00:18:38,325
He will not be interested
in baby girls
526
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:39,966
until they reach
at least ten years old.
527
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,871
Ready for a family meeting.
528
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,789
This is about family finances.
529
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,583
Sit.
530
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,460
Oh, shit.
531
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,337
Fuck. Immigration. Fuck!
532
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,672
Don't forget your lines.
533
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,384
Rock music
534
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:57,510
Coming!
535
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,225
Morning. Lester from USCIS.
536
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,893
- Oh.
- Immigration?
537
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,562
This is the home
you and your ex share
538
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,104
with your two children?
539
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,397
Yes. Yes, it is,
540
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,691
until she fell
for that no-good commie slut.
541
00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:14,318
You discovered your employee's
being deported.
542
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,903
Moments later,
your live-in partner
543
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,156
of many years dumps you.
544
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,908
Can you fucking believe
that shit?
545
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:20,784
No.
546
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:21,951
He didn't buy any of it?
547
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:22,827
Not one word.
548
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,745
And when is he coming back?
549
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,831
Could be tomorrow, next week.
550
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:26,873
I'm gonna break my neck
551
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,225
flying down those stairs
like that again.
552
00:19:28,249 --> 00:19:30,419
Maybe you should just stay
down there.
553
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,421
So are we gonna have
a fuck schedule,
554
00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:34,088
or a fuck calendar?
555
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,508
You see, like, Sunday
will be V and Kev.
556
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,261
You never hang up wet towels.
557
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,681
You never refill the ice tray.
558
00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:46,852
Monday will be
V and Kev and Svetlana.
559
00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:48,269
Ohh...
560
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,580
No, you cannot come yet.
561
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,357
Now you may come.
562
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,027
Tuesday will just be
V and Svetlana.
563
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,925
Am I gonna get my own night
with Svetlana?
564
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,409
Oh, shit. That's awesome.
565
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,219
Part of me wants to brag,
but the other part's like,
566
00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:06,496
"Whoa, this is
kind of freaky-deaky."
567
00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:09,290
No other dudes. No other dudes.
568
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,711
We know about Ivan.
569
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,922
- Ivan is husband.
- So you didn't fuck your dad?
570
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,382
Not since I left Russia.
571
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:19,508
So what brings you here?
572
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:22,220
So, um...
573
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,931
me and my two wives
are having trouble
574
00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:25,223
seeing eye to eye...
575
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,682
eyes to eyes.
576
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,768
I cook. I give oral.
577
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,729
I protect
from dangerous Russian.
578
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,230
Everything for these two.
579
00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:34,816
Kev and V, are you hearing Lana?
580
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:36,793
- Yes.
- What is she saying?
581
00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:38,152
She gives oral.
582
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:41,073
I always thought you were just
some hand job whore.
583
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,490
Oh, that's okay.
584
00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:44,260
I thought you were
illiterate bartender pimp.
585
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,995
Paperwork says Svetlana Fisher
owns the joint.
586
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,456
I am new owner of Alibi.
587
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,998
To being a family again.
588
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,250
Hoorah!
589
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:53,919
Upbeat music
590
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,962
Immigration! Nobody move!
591
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,720
What the hell is going on?
592
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:06,014
That's her. She's the leader.
593
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,976
Dramatic folk music
594
00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:16,275
Yeah, no.
I'm never doing that again.
595
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,777
Rock music
596
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,405
Here's your breakfast, girls.
597
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,908
And Amy, you have a new job.
598
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,411
You are gonna teach Gemma
everything you know.
599
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:29,371
Isn't that exciting?
It's like a game.
600
00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:32,708
You make Gemma as smart as you,
you get a big prize at the end.
601
00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:34,476
And make sure
that Gemma doesn't leave Zoom
602
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,460
until school is over.
603
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:37,546
Okay? Mommy and Daddy
604
00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:38,462
are gonna go to work..
605
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,464
Jaunty music
606
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,234
- You think it'll work?
- Well, it's better
607
00:21:42,258 --> 00:21:44,177
her teaching homeschool than us.
608
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,636
It's actually my fault, V.
609
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,722
- What is?
- Gemma.
610
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,807
I was a bad student, too.
Gemma got it from me.
611
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,728
I passed on my bad student gene
to Gemma.
612
00:21:52,768 --> 00:21:54,354
Shit. I hope I don't pass on
613
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:56,440
my breast cancer gene, too.
614
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,192
Dance music
615
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,377
When's the last time
you did a self-exam?
616
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,046
A what?
617
00:22:22,214 --> 00:22:23,133
You have a lump.
618
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:25,552
Piano and drum music
619
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,636
There is a four-centimeter mass
620
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,805
in your right breast.
621
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:30,556
We need to do
a biopsy immediately.
622
00:22:30,598 --> 00:22:33,852
Kevin, do you wanna share?
623
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,687
Uh, yeah.
624
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:36,729
Hello.
625
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:37,730
- Hello.
- Hi
626
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,024
Glad to be here.
627
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,567
Tomorrow, I get this guy
cut into.
628
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,028
And I got all these thoughts
swimming around my head,
629
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,280
like "Will I survive surgery?"
630
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,200
"Has the cancer spread?"
631
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,035
"Will I get to watch my kids
grow up?"
632
00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:52,537
"Will I ever be able to take
my shirt off again in the gym
633
00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:54,456
or let men feel me up for tips?"
634
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,915
Mm?
635
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,541
Would you be comfortable
636
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,210
if we gave you a group hug?
637
00:23:01,837 --> 00:23:04,048
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
638
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,720
Together we stand.
Together we fight.
639
00:23:08,761 --> 00:23:11,681
We do it with power.
We do it with might.
640
00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:14,101
Cancer, you asshole,
get out of our sight.
641
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,703
Cancer, you asshole, get out
of our sight.
642
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,455
Cancer, you
asshole, get out of our sight.
643
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,915
Cancer, you asshole,
get out of our sight.
644
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,356
Go on, make a wish.
645
00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:25,653
Shit.
646
00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:27,029
It's still there.
647
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,406
Kev, let's pray.
648
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,370
Mm. God, please protect Kev
649
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,788
during his surgery.
650
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,583
Let him wake up
cancer-free, God.
651
00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:41,169
And God, when I'm under,
652
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:43,337
please, please don't let
anyone probe me
653
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,756
where they're not supposed to.
654
00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:46,091
Kev...
655
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,594
No, I read about it
in my cancer chat rooms.
656
00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:52,931
V!
657
00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:55,267
What happened? Am I alive?
658
00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:56,434
Baby, what happened?
659
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,829
Okay, I'ma go get
the nurse, okay?
660
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,604
What happened with my titty?
661
00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:02,356
Did they take my nipple?
662
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,942
Oh, hey there, fella.
How are you doing?
663
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,361
How do you feel, Mr. Ball?
664
00:24:06,402 --> 00:24:07,863
Does he have cancer?
665
00:24:07,903 --> 00:24:09,948
I'll get the doctor.
I'm not qualified to discuss
666
00:24:09,989 --> 00:24:11,740
what needs to be discussed.
667
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:15,703
The fuck is that supposed
to mean?
668
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:18,248
I don't know. It sounded bad.
669
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,749
It did sound bad, didn't it?
670
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,085
Baby...
671
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:26,172
I want you to set up a memorial
for me at The Alibi.
672
00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:29,049
Everyone drinks
673
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:32,554
at the exact time I die
every year.
674
00:24:32,595 --> 00:24:35,222
And I want you to play
Boyz II Men "End of the Road"
675
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,433
really loud.
676
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,144
Sorry for the delay, folks.
677
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,896
I biopsied your lump, Mr. Ball.
678
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,524
It's benign.
679
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,361
Why? Why?
680
00:24:48,402 --> 00:24:50,197
What?
681
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,007
What... is that good or bad?
I can never remember.
682
00:24:52,031 --> 00:24:54,409
Oh, it's good, baby.
You don't have cancer.
683
00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,993
I don't have cancer?
684
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,037
- Oh, thank you, Lord!
- Oh, thank God.
685
00:24:58,078 --> 00:24:59,163
Not the brightest bulb.
686
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,165
Well, God doesn't give
with both hands.
687
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,750
You have other great qualities.
688
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,711
Yeah, I do, don't I?
689
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,046
Like what?
690
00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:08,464
You're a great dad.
691
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,425
Now, the players
in the black and white...
692
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,385
They're the White Sox.
That's our team.
693
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,846
And the pussies
in the gray and blue...
694
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,241
They're the Twins.
We hate the Twins.
695
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,308
No, no, no, no.
696
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,977
Not the baby girl twins.
697
00:25:22,895 --> 00:25:24,730
You're the best tennis players
698
00:25:24,772 --> 00:25:26,232
on the planet.
699
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:29,110
Gemma, you have
the number one backhand smash
700
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,196
- in the world.
- Kev...
701
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,878
I'm thinking
the subliminal message thing
702
00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,156
is really working.
703
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,616
There is no Gemma.
704
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,576
Gemma doesn't exist anymore.
705
00:25:37,618 --> 00:25:38,620
Only Amy.
706
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,079
And you're devout Catholics,
707
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,123
so cross yourselves a lot
like this.
708
00:25:42,164 --> 00:25:43,708
Rock music
709
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:44,894
In my house, the way
to get closer to God
710
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,377
on Saturday is to play.
711
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,088
- Is that in Ezekiel?
- Yeah, the updated version.
712
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,422
Holy fuck.
713
00:25:50,464 --> 00:25:52,258
I'm ready for you, sir.
714
00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:53,444
Clyde usually had me
on Tuesdays,
715
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:54,779
but if you want me on Saturday...
716
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,220
No, I don't want you
on Saturdays.
717
00:25:56,262 --> 00:25:58,157
- I don't want you ever...
- Hey, Deb, we're all ready to...
718
00:25:58,181 --> 00:25:59,473
Whoa.
719
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,768
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, man?
720
00:26:01,809 --> 00:26:03,269
What are you doing?
721
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,104
Giving Santiago
more of an American look
722
00:26:05,145 --> 00:26:06,565
before we go to The Alibi.
723
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:09,108
Final touch.
724
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,235
How's he look?
725
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,361
Like a cheesy American.
726
00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:15,824
Kid brought the heat.
727
00:26:15,864 --> 00:26:17,366
My God, he's got a cannon!
728
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,118
This is gonna be
the best summer ever.
729
00:26:21,453 --> 00:26:22,872
Come on. Come on, let's go.
730
00:26:22,913 --> 00:26:24,349
- What are you doing?
- We're gonna go
731
00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:25,374
play fetch.
732
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,769
It worked
for that dog walker lady.
733
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,127
Maybe it'll work for our kids.
734
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,212
Okay, girls, you ready?
You ready?
735
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,382
Go get it! Go get it!
736
00:26:32,423 --> 00:26:34,300
Bring it back. Run fast.
737
00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:37,886
Okay, drop it.
738
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,055
Drop it. Drop it.
739
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,851
You have rocking bod,
740
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,437
and you know how to stick
the stones to me real good.
741
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:46,998
Well, I am a genius
in that department.
742
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,107
Get naked... now.
743
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,983
Peppy music
744
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,443
Yes! Yes!
745
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,944
Oh, sorry.
I came in the back way.
746
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,529
You're not the only one.
747
00:26:59,575 --> 00:27:00,618
Debbie?
748
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,786
No, stay focused, baby.
749
00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:03,287
Are the Gallaghers
in our bathroom?
750
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,168
Don't know where you been
751
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,629
Take off your clothes
752
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:11,897
and get on the bed on all fours.
753
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,964
Now I will spank you
with this paddle...
754
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,050
you bad wife.
755
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:20,846
French fry. French fry.
756
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:21,991
Just a really quick French fry.
757
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,283
V, I don't really
wanna hurt you,
758
00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:25,643
- but this could scar you.
- It's not gonna scar.
759
00:27:25,684 --> 00:27:26,978
Okay.
760
00:27:27,019 --> 00:27:28,354
Okay, I can do this.
761
00:27:28,395 --> 00:27:31,357
Now, brace yourself
for my wrath,
762
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,902
because it's paddle time.
763
00:27:33,942 --> 00:27:36,863
Funky music
764
00:27:36,904 --> 00:27:37,989
French fry.
765
00:27:39,114 --> 00:27:41,200
Oh!
766
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:42,410
Oh, sorry.
767
00:27:42,451 --> 00:27:44,245
- Ow.
- Yeah, take it, you old gimp.
768
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,997
Turn over.
Mama's gonna give you an exam.
769
00:27:46,038 --> 00:27:47,164
Ah.
770
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,668
That didn't hurt half as much
771
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,502
as I thought it would.
772
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,006
You're a sharp businessman.
773
00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:57,174
- Uh-oh.
- What uh-oh?
774
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,594
Sometimes your plans can be
a little crazy-pants, Kev.
775
00:27:59,635 --> 00:28:01,095
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
776
00:28:01,136 --> 00:28:02,096
What?
777
00:28:02,137 --> 00:28:03,515
We may need to sell some pot.
778
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:04,723
Isn't that what we always do?
779
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:05,933
A lot of pot.
780
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,437
I know. Baby, I know.
781
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,521
I got carried away.
782
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:11,855
Isn't it wonderful?
783
00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,275
Mr. Kevin is gonna help
all the old people
784
00:28:14,316 --> 00:28:16,068
who are going blind.
785
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,277
What can I get you, champ?
786
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:18,755
Lemon-lime shot,
chocolate chip cookie bar,
787
00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:20,656
- and a Molson's.
- Molson's?
788
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,034
We sell American beer here
to children of age.
789
00:28:23,075 --> 00:28:24,993
Come back for a Bud Light
when you're 16.
790
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:26,954
Two Buds and a spliff, please.
791
00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,498
- How old are you?
- 15.
792
00:28:28,539 --> 00:28:29,934
Here's four fives.
Keep the change.
793
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,418
Raise your arms.
794
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,670
Come back when you grow
some hair in your pits.
795
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:35,171
Well, it's dorms, right?
796
00:28:35,212 --> 00:28:36,857
I mean, they're
our permanent ice cream truck.
797
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,258
I always wanted to go
to college.
798
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:44,264
Upbeat rock music
799
00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:54,606
I'm a gentleman, Lip.
I'm just escorting them home.
800
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,985
Our rape blocker to the rescue.
801
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,611
I'm here
about the bartending job.
802
00:28:58,652 --> 00:29:01,614
Upbeat dance music
803
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:15,920
Oh!
804
00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:18,547
Come on, Milo. Push that 60.
805
00:29:18,589 --> 00:29:20,341
There you go. You gotta work off
806
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:22,218
that Avocado Kombucha smoothie,
807
00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:23,595
or whatever the fuck you drink.
808
00:29:23,635 --> 00:29:25,095
Full rotations, man.
809
00:29:25,137 --> 00:29:27,931
Do you want your name
under "Pussy of the Day"?
810
00:29:27,973 --> 00:29:30,393
Is that what you want, Jasper?
811
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,935
Way to go, Oscar.
812
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,229
Puke is pride.
813
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,899
I wanna join. Uh, you take Amex?
814
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,567
Cash only. ATM is right there.
815
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,837
We could open up a dry cleaner.
816
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:40,963
- No.
- Mattress store.
817
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:41,821
Uh-uh.
818
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,905
Think tank.
819
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,090
What the hell is a think tank?
820
00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:46,159
It's where people sit around
and think.
821
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,076
That's The Alibi.
822
00:29:48,118 --> 00:29:49,953
Got some TVs fell off
the back of a truck.
823
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,288
This where you sell stuff?
824
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,624
No, this is not the place
that...
825
00:29:53,665 --> 00:29:55,794
sells stolen goods
as a side hustle.
826
00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:57,796
That's a relic.
827
00:29:57,836 --> 00:29:59,005
I'll give you five for it.
828
00:29:59,046 --> 00:30:00,798
Pleasure doing business
with you.
829
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:02,800
Rock music
830
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,886
Check it out! Sister wives.
831
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,305
Whoo.
832
00:30:07,346 --> 00:30:08,823
All right, stop.
You're gonna give me
833
00:30:08,847 --> 00:30:11,351
a big head.
834
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,977
What are we gonna do
about Gemma?
835
00:30:13,018 --> 00:30:14,245
Well, at least we got
one good one.
836
00:30:14,269 --> 00:30:16,314
- Kev.
- I'm joking.
837
00:30:16,355 --> 00:30:18,816
I love those girls the same,
but I do feel better that Amy's
838
00:30:18,857 --> 00:30:20,503
probably gonna take care of us
when we're older.
839
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,444
Mm.
840
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,572
Mama, how do I look?
841
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,656
Amy?
842
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,534
Gemma did my makeup.
843
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,076
What? How?
844
00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:32,412
Binge watching
Huda Kattan YouTube videos.
845
00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:34,998
What's a Huddacatan?
846
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,999
Is that what you've been doing
847
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:37,144
instead of going to Zoom school?
848
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,377
Uh-huh.
849
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,962
Jaunty music
850
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,172
God doesn't give
with both hands.
851
00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:44,467
No, she doesn't.
852
00:30:44,508 --> 00:30:45,927
There you go.
853
00:30:48,095 --> 00:30:51,891
Wow. I look great.
854
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:53,601
Thank you.
855
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,269
My baby does a good job, huh?
856
00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:57,188
I'd say so.
857
00:30:57,229 --> 00:30:58,355
That'll be $25,
858
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,707
plus whatever tip
you'd like to leave.
859
00:30:59,731 --> 00:31:01,942
Mm, here is $30.
860
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,361
Thank you.
861
00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:04,713
- See you again?
- Definitely.
862
00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,698
Pimping out your daughter?
863
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,365
Hell no.
864
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,450
I don't objectify women.
You know me.
865
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,287
What the hell?
866
00:31:13,328 --> 00:31:14,454
They made a list
867
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,457
of the rapiest bars
in the South Side,
868
00:31:16,498 --> 00:31:18,209
and The Alibi's number one?
869
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:19,395
I haven't raped anybody in here.
870
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,421
No one's ever raped
anyone in here,
871
00:31:21,461 --> 00:31:22,588
at least not on the inside.
872
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,797
Out in the alleyway, maybe.
873
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:25,383
Who says we're rapey?
874
00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:26,550
Some stupid article.
875
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,052
I mean, look around. W-w-what-
876
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,012
what's so rapey
about this place, anyway?
877
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,890
Do your thing, girl
878
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,348
What's your preference?
879
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,727
Man of your dreams
or a death wish
880
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,270
Somebody
to live on the edge with
881
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,523
Girl, I teach you oh so special
882
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,442
I get nasty, boys get raspy
883
00:31:43,483 --> 00:31:44,943
I don't know, V.
Maybe this place is
884
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,088
- a little rapey.
- You think?
885
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,614
Craig has his dick out
right now.
886
00:31:47,654 --> 00:31:48,698
Craig!
887
00:31:48,739 --> 00:31:50,783
I have two daughters.
888
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,785
What kind of father am I
if I'm also the owner
889
00:31:52,826 --> 00:31:53,912
of the local rapery?
890
00:31:53,952 --> 00:31:55,579
The bottom line is that
891
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,248
the bar can't be rapey anymore.
892
00:31:57,289 --> 00:31:59,625
If women stay away,
893
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,085
bad for business.
894
00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:03,671
Plus rapey is wrong.
895
00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:05,589
And-and more importantly,
rapey is wrong.
896
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,593
Cheerful music
897
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:12,781
You don't think someone
898
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,097
could misinterpret that sign?
899
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,098
What?
900
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:16,683
How? If you have a vagina,
901
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,478
you're safe. Vagina safe zone.
902
00:32:18,518 --> 00:32:22,272
There's no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
903
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,150
We have all the signed
sex consent forms.
904
00:32:24,191 --> 00:32:26,027
We took down
all the rapey posters
905
00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:27,694
and the bondage stuff.
906
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,529
You're the, uh, Vagina Safe guy?
907
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,156
Yes.
908
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,575
I'm Bill Doyle.
I own the Spread Eagle
909
00:32:33,617 --> 00:32:34,451
on 52nd.
910
00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:35,370
Oh, yeah, I know the place.
911
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:36,746
Uh, deep-fried pickles, right?
912
00:32:36,787 --> 00:32:38,456
I was number two
on the rapey bar list.
913
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:39,623
Then you got off it,
914
00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:40,999
so now I'm number one.
915
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:43,044
You already got women coming in.
916
00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:45,837
Wow. How'd you turn it around?
917
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,798
I had to take
an honest inventory
918
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:49,508
about how The Alibi
was contributing
919
00:32:49,549 --> 00:32:51,219
to the oppression of women
920
00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:53,136
and helped furthering
the patriarchy.
921
00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,062
Bluesy music
922
00:33:05,857 --> 00:33:06,985
Hey, how you doing?
923
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:08,152
Hi.
924
00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:09,653
What can I get you?
925
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,572
May I have
a vodka cranberry, please?
926
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:14,741
Vodka cranberry coming right up.
927
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,046
Hey.
928
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,509
How you doing?
929
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,804
Would you like
a little lime with that, or...
930
00:33:34,845 --> 00:33:36,681
- Please.
- All right.
931
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,855
Four topless mermaids
with nipples exposed.
932
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,694
Approximately 41 pairs
of panties
933
00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:53,698
hanging from the ceiling.
934
00:33:53,739 --> 00:33:56,743
Centerfold pinup behind the bar
935
00:33:56,783 --> 00:34:00,455
with dart sticking out
of her posterior area.
936
00:34:04,082 --> 00:34:06,209
Man at end of bar
visually undressing
937
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:07,754
subject Veronica.
938
00:34:10,964 --> 00:34:13,259
Subject Veronica going
to bathroom
939
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,928
as planned.
940
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:20,433
No one following her
into the bathroom as of yet.
941
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,602
Hold on.
942
00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:25,730
Man approaching
subject's cocktail.
943
00:34:30,609 --> 00:34:32,779
Man has slipped
unknown pharmaceutical
944
00:34:32,819 --> 00:34:35,823
into subject's cocktail.
Assume a roofie.
945
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:41,120
Second man approaching
subject cocktail,
946
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,997
also dropping
unknown pharmaceutical
947
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,627
into drink.
948
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,587
Third man approaching
with unknown pharmaceutical,
949
00:34:50,629 --> 00:34:53,299
and he has dropped
unknown pharmaceutical
950
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,551
into her drink.
951
00:35:06,645 --> 00:35:09,357
To satisfy my soul
952
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:22,328
I wanna hug all women,
953
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,163
all of them,
954
00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:26,373
everywhere I see them,
955
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,625
to apologize.
956
00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:31,671
A random hug
from a giant white stranger
957
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,422
ain't gonna make us feel
any more comfortable about men.
958
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,303
But we will capitalize
on their strengths.
959
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:41,180
We got two good ones, babe.
960
00:35:41,221 --> 00:35:43,181
Yeah, we do.
961
00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:44,850
It's all my fault.
962
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:46,560
- What is?
- How great they are.
963
00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:48,855
No, it's not your fault.
That's my fault.
964
00:35:48,895 --> 00:35:51,941
Funky music
965
00:35:55,402 --> 00:35:57,696
My baby daddy can take care
of me!
966
00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,239
And your baby,
and your mama's baby.
967
00:35:59,281 --> 00:36:01,951
Ooh-hoo, we a regular
modern family, baby.
968
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,997
Hey!
969
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,084
And I'm sorry,
970
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:12,669
but I would never leave you,
971
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,087
ever.
972
00:36:14,129 --> 00:36:15,506
You gotta know that.
973
00:36:15,547 --> 00:36:16,859
I'm putting a force field
around us now.
974
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,091
Babe.
975
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,218
Taking care of what's mine.
Come here.
976
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,221
Get in my force field.
977
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,223
I'm really sorry I didn't
fuck you before, but...
978
00:36:25,265 --> 00:36:27,185
I really, really wanna
fuck you now.
979
00:36:27,225 --> 00:36:30,020
I borrowed Lip's
school computer to get online,
980
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:32,189
and I found that porn
that we made,
981
00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:33,774
and then I jerked off to it.
982
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:34,984
That's so sweet.
983
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,986
Heavy metal music
984
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,325
That's what I'm talking about.
985
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,368
- Yeah!
- Aww.
986
00:36:46,453 --> 00:36:47,830
You!
987
00:36:48,747 --> 00:36:49,998
Oh, my gosh.
988
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,250
Ask me.
989
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,877
Veronica Fisher,
990
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,127
will you marry me?
991
00:36:54,169 --> 00:36:55,546
Yes.
992
00:36:55,587 --> 00:36:58,256
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
993
00:37:01,843 --> 00:37:03,428
Oh, shit!
994
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:04,513
That's cold!
995
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,223
What the hell? Veronica!
996
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,850
There's no hot water.
997
00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:12,897
Fucking Gallaghers.
998
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,732
No wonder those foster kids
are messed up.
999
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:17,651
That's why they need
a positive influence.
1000
00:37:17,692 --> 00:37:19,904
Where's my damn toaster? Huh?
1001
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,988
- You live here now?
- Toaster.
1002
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,257
My cell's gone.
Help me look for my cell.
1003
00:37:23,281 --> 00:37:24,592
- It's gone.
- I gave Lip your cell
1004
00:37:24,616 --> 00:37:25,677
so he could call around,
see if anybody knew
1005
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,576
where Frank was.
1006
00:37:26,618 --> 00:37:27,662
So now both my bills
1007
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:28,913
are being run up over there.
1008
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,497
We need more time.
Can you stall him?
1009
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,584
Chopped up some leftover chuck
1010
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,169
for a bolognaise ragout.
1011
00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:36,921
I hope everybody is good
and hungry.
1012
00:37:36,962 --> 00:37:38,565
Hey, Kev, you got
a Bears jersey I can borrow?
1013
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,591
Borrow as in I get it
right back,
1014
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,176
or borrow as in you plan
to keep it forever
1015
00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:44,428
and forget it isn't yours?
1016
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,906
He wants me to come over
to his place tonight.
1017
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,430
Oh. You should go.
1018
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,618
I'll keep an eye on the kids.
I need the kid practice now.
1019
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:51,685
- Yeah, times two.
- Oh.
1020
00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:52,828
What about her?
1021
00:37:52,852 --> 00:37:54,081
You're not gonna get fired
1022
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,814
for letting us borrow
an old lady, right?
1023
00:37:55,855 --> 00:37:56,941
Or what?
1024
00:37:56,982 --> 00:37:58,401
Ah, shit.
1025
00:38:01,361 --> 00:38:02,696
Can you watch him
for 15 minutes?
1026
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:03,965
Damn, Fi, you see I'm
in the middle of doing my...
1027
00:38:03,989 --> 00:38:05,283
Thanks.
1028
00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:06,491
Okay, sure.
1029
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:07,701
Hey.
1030
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:09,495
Who the fuck are you?
1031
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:10,788
Is this that missing kid?
1032
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,705
Debbie stole him,
1033
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:12,622
and now we have to figure out
1034
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:13,790
how to give him back
1035
00:38:13,832 --> 00:38:14,893
without giving her
36 months of juvie.
1036
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,310
I'm not sure what's going on
with her.
1037
00:38:16,334 --> 00:38:18,004
Oh, maybe it's 'cause
your mom bailed
1038
00:38:18,044 --> 00:38:20,297
and Frank's a big drunk.
1039
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:21,482
Oh, what, I'm the asshole now?
1040
00:38:21,506 --> 00:38:22,650
She's the one who stole a baby.
1041
00:38:22,674 --> 00:38:23,819
Kev, what time
you going to work today?
1042
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,468
Uh, I go in at 6:00.
1043
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,737
All right,
you're going in early.
1044
00:38:26,761 --> 00:38:27,989
You should go in,
tell them you saw
1045
00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:29,199
a little boy
in a Superman costume
1046
00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:30,890
walking down Grand Avenue.
1047
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:31,892
I was walking to work,
1048
00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:33,477
and I saw this cute little kid
1049
00:38:33,518 --> 00:38:35,145
wearing a Superman costume.
1050
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,980
Cute little kid.
1051
00:38:37,022 --> 00:38:38,333
A little kid
in a Superman costume?
1052
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,067
Superman costume. Sandy hair.
1053
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,420
That's the little boy
that's missing.
1054
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:42,319
Where did you see him?
1055
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:43,654
On Grand. I just passed him,
1056
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:44,821
like, five minutes ago.
1057
00:38:44,863 --> 00:38:45,965
Well, we have to call that in,
1058
00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:46,866
Kev.
1059
00:38:46,906 --> 00:38:48,326
Yes, we do.
1060
00:38:48,366 --> 00:38:49,826
Two virgin piña coladas.
1061
00:38:49,868 --> 00:38:50,953
Thank you, Kate.
1062
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,330
I had no idea
people I knew could die.
1063
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,082
Honey, he was old.
1064
00:38:55,123 --> 00:38:57,917
Yeah, but that means
my family is gonna die, too,
1065
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,502
and then I'll be all alone.
1066
00:38:59,544 --> 00:39:01,464
Debs, there
are way too many things in life
1067
00:39:01,504 --> 00:39:02,964
you gonna have to worry about.
1068
00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:04,924
Don't stress about this
right now.
1069
00:39:04,966 --> 00:39:05,968
What's wrong with me?
1070
00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:07,218
What?
1071
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,678
Ethel's got a boy into her,
1072
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,180
and she's already has a husband.
1073
00:39:10,221 --> 00:39:12,767
You're a guy.
Don't spare my feelings.
1074
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,536
Are you sure you're sending
strong enough signals?
1075
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,770
I've tried.
1076
00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:17,270
Guys are pretty dumb.
1077
00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:19,248
Sometimes you have to put
something shiny in a window
1078
00:39:19,272 --> 00:39:20,441
to get them to the store.
1079
00:39:20,482 --> 00:39:21,567
Thanks, Kevin.
1080
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,793
So you gonna tell me
what happened?
1081
00:39:22,817 --> 00:39:24,527
Why do you wanna know anyway?
1082
00:39:24,569 --> 00:39:26,297
'Cause you been running
your ass around here
1083
00:39:26,321 --> 00:39:28,299
like a Black Scarface,
and I care about you, okay?
1084
00:39:28,323 --> 00:39:30,408
That stupid dumbass.
1085
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,370
He seemed scared, Kev,
made me swear
1086
00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:33,370
that I wouldn't tell Fiona.
1087
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:35,705
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1088
00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:36,873
That's why you're here.
1089
00:39:36,915 --> 00:39:38,417
Well, we have to do something.
1090
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,728
No, you want me to do something.
1091
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,145
I promised
I wouldn't say anything.
1092
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,546
You know I can't keep secrets.
1093
00:39:42,587 --> 00:39:45,508
Exactly, so you'll tell Fiona.
1094
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,966
God damn it, V.
1095
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,819
- May I see some ID, please?
- What, are you kidding me?
1096
00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:51,596
Show me something.
I gotta cover my ass.
1097
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,892
Thank you, Dwayne Foster.
1098
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,520
What if we adopt Lip as our own?
1099
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,189
Wouldn't that change everything?
1100
00:40:01,439 --> 00:40:03,274
I'll go chase the rats
out of the cooler.
1101
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,401
Hey, guys.
1102
00:40:06,694 --> 00:40:08,089
Dude, who the hell around here
is gonna go to school
1103
00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:09,573
if the one really smart guy
quits?
1104
00:40:09,614 --> 00:40:12,158
Go to school and enjoy
being smarter than everyone
1105
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,743
and become master
of the universe.
1106
00:40:13,785 --> 00:40:14,620
I mean, fuck.
1107
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,453
Well, what if I don't wanna be
1108
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:16,413
master of the universe?
1109
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,665
Tough. You gotta be
1110
00:40:17,705 --> 00:40:19,834
one of those ridiculously rich
successful dudes
1111
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,960
and put my kid
through college someday.
1112
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,337
No pressure.
1113
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,339
Joking, right, about not going
back to college?
1114
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,464
Serious. I'm done.
1115
00:40:26,506 --> 00:40:27,758
College is a racket, huh?
1116
00:40:27,799 --> 00:40:29,259
Well, guess what.
1117
00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:30,946
There's no one better
at beating the system than you.
1118
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,596
Hell, man, you got them
to give you
1119
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,140
four fucking years for free.
1120
00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:36,183
Why don't you get
your damn diploma,
1121
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,768
spit in their faces,
and have a fucking future?
1122
00:40:38,810 --> 00:40:40,121
You know, I'm getting
pretty damn tired
1123
00:40:40,145 --> 00:40:41,623
- of everybody telling...
- Stop making them have to.
1124
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,066
Grow the fuck up.
1125
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:45,567
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I told her.
1126
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,111
Lip, you can't tell her
that shit.
1127
00:40:47,152 --> 00:40:48,922
That's like waving the flag
in front of the bull.
1128
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,406
Well, hide the car keys,
1129
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,741
stop showering,
and you tell her nothing,
1130
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,410
and whatever you do,
1131
00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:56,370
do not... Lip,
1132
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,413
do not let her bone you,
1133
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,248
because that oxytocin stuff
1134
00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,625
makes them adhesive.
1135
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,544
You got it?
1136
00:41:03,585 --> 00:41:07,381
Upbeat rock music
1137
00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:08,466
Shit.
1138
00:41:08,506 --> 00:41:11,093
Jesus.
1139
00:41:11,134 --> 00:41:13,053
She's fine. Just passed out.
1140
00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:14,638
Sweet dreams, baby girl.
1141
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,390
Well, she's all yours.
1142
00:41:16,431 --> 00:41:17,808
We gotta get back to the bar.
1143
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,564
Holy Jesus.
1144
00:41:23,605 --> 00:41:25,524
Are you okay?
1145
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,567
I can't tell
if you're laughing or crying.
1146
00:41:27,609 --> 00:41:29,402
I'll help you out in here.
1147
00:41:29,444 --> 00:41:31,363
You'll help me out in here.
1148
00:41:31,404 --> 00:41:32,823
You're on.
1149
00:41:32,864 --> 00:41:33,823
I brought help.
1150
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:34,825
Everybody shovel
1151
00:41:34,866 --> 00:41:36,201
all this broken tile out.
1152
00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:37,368
Get it the hell out of here.
1153
00:41:41,873 --> 00:41:43,250
Oh, fuck off!
1154
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,084
Have you examined your breasts
in the shower
1155
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,127
this morning, Fiona?
1156
00:41:46,169 --> 00:41:47,462
It's not just here.
1157
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:50,049
It's here too,
and under the arms here.
1158
00:41:50,089 --> 00:41:51,133
All right?
1159
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,638
Last one.
1160
00:41:55,678 --> 00:41:56,971
If I had a dime for every time
1161
00:41:57,013 --> 00:41:58,765
I heard you say that...
1162
00:41:58,806 --> 00:42:00,058
I'd have exactly one dime.
1163
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,352
W-Wendy!
1164
00:42:01,392 --> 00:42:02,661
- Give me the phone!
- Hello? Hello?
1165
00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:03,746
You're not gonna slap me,
are you?
1166
00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:05,105
No.
1167
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,625
Usually, after Veronica
asks me to level with her,
1168
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:07,816
she slaps me.
1169
00:42:07,857 --> 00:42:09,127
My husband fucked my mother
to get pregnant.
1170
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,611
Sorry we can't all have
our baby the normal way!
1171
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,531
Just remember,
if you're gonna sit on my face,
1172
00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:15,114
I have that sinus thing. Okay?
1173
00:42:15,156 --> 00:42:16,301
I thought that's what
you ladies wanted,
1174
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,243
is shared housework,
wage equality,
1175
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,578
and all that Hunger Games
1176
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,538
Lady Gaga girl power shit.
1177
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,872
Don't haggle with a woman
1178
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,625
who looks this fly
in a power suit.
1179
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,042
Let's get those bitches tugging.
1180
00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:28,879
Here's to good old-fashioned
American capitalism.
1181
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,297
You can keep a man down,
1182
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,966
but you can never keep him
from getting it up.
1183
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:35,051
- Yes, sir! Ow!
- Mm.
1184
00:42:35,093 --> 00:42:37,053
Boom, there it is.
1185
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,973
Boom, there it is.
1186
00:42:39,013 --> 00:42:40,390
Toilets? Toilets.
1187
00:42:40,431 --> 00:42:42,058
Kids drown in toilets
all the time.
1188
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,477
Close the lid.
1189
00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:45,562
You gotta be on it all the time.
1190
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:48,399
I mean, what kind of person
doesn't worry about this shit?
1191
00:42:48,439 --> 00:42:50,484
Fine. I will go home
1192
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,944
and fuck my husband.
1193
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,988
Maybe with
a little more enthusiasm?
1194
00:42:55,029 --> 00:42:56,698
I'm more like a refugee
who sells weed.
1195
00:42:56,739 --> 00:42:58,408
Lots of noises in the ghetto.
1196
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,660
Automatic gunfire, people
begging for their lives...
1197
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,162
I changed your diaper, so I know
1198
00:43:02,203 --> 00:43:04,181
your little pudding pop
ain't never been chocolate.
1199
00:43:04,205 --> 00:43:06,332
Four hundred years
of oppression makes you Black,
1200
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,502
and if you keep up
with this wigger bullshit,
1201
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,629
I'm gonna reverse
George Zimmerman your ass.
1202
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,964
They're a day old, but no mold.
1203
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,381
I checked. Praise Jesus.
1204
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,817
I've been dealing
with toddlers all day,
1205
00:43:14,841 --> 00:43:16,551
talking ABCs,
1206
00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:18,846
telling them what sounds
a cow makes.
1207
00:43:18,886 --> 00:43:21,098
It's moo, motherfucker.
It's moo.
1208
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,765
Is this really her aunt,
1209
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:23,826
or are we gonna find her
fucking her in our bed
1210
00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:24,977
a week from now?
1211
00:43:25,018 --> 00:43:26,328
When I started dating Kev,
I was like,
1212
00:43:26,352 --> 00:43:27,812
"You're my man, I'm your girl,
1213
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,040
and if you're not happy
with that,
1214
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:30,165
I'll kill you in your sleep."
1215
00:43:30,189 --> 00:43:31,274
It's true.
1216
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:33,026
Too tired to jump
up and down with me?
1217
00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:35,696
Yeah, but if it helps,
this is my happy face now.
1218
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,382
You're madder than a hornet
in a Coke can.
1219
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,658
"Well, slap my ass
and call me Sally."
1220
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:44,163
"Well, sit on my face
and call me Bernard."
1221
00:43:44,203 --> 00:43:45,538
Look at you two.
1222
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:48,667
You're like two friends
from that old show...
1223
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,335
Friends.
1224
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,879
Nipple piercing.
It's small but meaningful.
1225
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:54,631
I would legit not say hello
to you
1226
00:43:54,672 --> 00:43:55,758
if I saw you in public.
1227
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,009
V!
1228
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,221
V!
1229
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,513
Holy shit.
1230
00:44:02,555 --> 00:44:04,183
You had sex with her, too.
1231
00:44:04,223 --> 00:44:06,477
V, that-that is...
1232
00:44:06,517 --> 00:44:07,895
really hot.
1233
00:44:07,935 --> 00:44:09,145
My husband's a slut.
1234
00:44:09,187 --> 00:44:10,480
V, that's a little harsh.
1235
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,316
Kev, what the hell
are you talking about?
1236
00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:13,442
God damn it, V.
1237
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,609
Love you, Kev.
1238
00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:16,277
Marriage is
a sacred institution.
1239
00:44:16,319 --> 00:44:17,321
Did she go down on you?
1240
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,613
Yes!
1241
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,049
Did she do that thing
with her tongue?
1242
00:44:20,073 --> 00:44:21,491
Yes.
1243
00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:22,533
Did you come a lot?
1244
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:23,701
- Kev...
- Right.
1245
00:44:23,743 --> 00:44:24,995
You two just...
1246
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,163
lick each other like cats
all day while I'm gone.
1247
00:44:27,205 --> 00:44:28,873
The guy offered me $4,000
1248
00:44:28,915 --> 00:44:30,000
for an hour with you.
1249
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,000
Mm.
1250
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,169
He thinks I'm a whore?
1251
00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:33,169
- Of course.
- No.
1252
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,355
It's just a misunderstanding, V.
1253
00:44:34,379 --> 00:44:35,881
That's all.
1254
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:41,178
Kev, can you come up for a sec?
1255
00:44:52,605 --> 00:44:54,857
V, look how hard I am for you.
1256
00:44:54,899 --> 00:44:56,109
You Kevin Ball?
1257
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:57,319
You a health inspector?
1258
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,486
Uh, no.
1259
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,029
Jehovah's Witness?
1260
00:45:00,071 --> 00:45:01,614
- No.
- IRS?
1261
00:45:01,656 --> 00:45:02,741
No.
1262
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,410
Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball.
1263
00:45:08,413 --> 00:45:09,997
Kev.
1264
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,375
Uh, what?
1265
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,375
V? V!
1266
00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:14,085
V, your mom's here.
1267
00:45:14,127 --> 00:45:15,837
V, don't start that shit.
1268
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:16,964
- Kevin...
- V!
1269
00:45:17,004 --> 00:45:18,549
- Kevin Ball.
- V!
1270
00:45:18,589 --> 00:45:19,692
No, I'm done.
No more breastfeeding.
1271
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,051
Kev, wake up.
1272
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,428
V, we're doing it, baby.
1273
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,143
V, we gotta talk.
1274
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:31,895
Kevin? Kevin?
1275
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:33,312
Kevin? Kevin!
1276
00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:35,107
Kevin Ball, get your ass
down here.
1277
00:45:38,109 --> 00:45:39,402
What the fuck, V?
1278
00:45:39,444 --> 00:45:40,946
Kev, please stop talking.
1279
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,613
Snookums...
1280
00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:44,007
Kev, come on.
We're gonna be late.
1281
00:45:44,031 --> 00:45:45,408
Kevin Ball,
1282
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,243
get your ass out here right now
1283
00:45:47,285 --> 00:45:49,163
before I Lorena Bobbitt you
myself.
1284
00:45:53,207 --> 00:45:55,334
Kev, no one needs to know
about our sex life.
1285
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:56,669
- Uh...
- Kev?
1286
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,464
Kev? Kevin?
1287
00:45:58,504 --> 00:45:59,506
- Kevin.
- Mm.
1288
00:45:59,547 --> 00:46:01,008
- V?
- Kev!
1289
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,384
I'm coming.
1290
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:03,384
- Kev!
- Shh.
1291
00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:05,178
- Come on.
- Let me have this.
1292
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,388
- Kev?
- Yeah?
1293
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,556
Kev?
1294
00:46:08,598 --> 00:46:10,225
Kevin.
1295
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,893
Hey, hey, hey.
1296
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,355
V.
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