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You missed another episode of Shameless,
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and now we got to take valuable time
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out of our show to tell
you what the hell you missed
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'cause you were too damn lazy
to get up off your fat asses
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and watch the damn TV.
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Why wouldn't you just tell
me that you're married?
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We stayed together for the kid.
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Oh.
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Holy shit, you're a fucking asshole.
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I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago.
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He crossed the border
with his father and sister.
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They were looking for asylum,
but they got separated.
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We can't keep this kid.
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Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm.
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Kid brought the heat.
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All I ever wanted was to be a mother.
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Frank, Would you fertilize my eggs?
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I would be honored to
introduce my little Frankies
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to your little Ingrids.
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You think our chances are good?
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I'm extremely optimistic.
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Thank you, Dr. Kwan.
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Don't thank me. Thank Frank.
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Mm.
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I took care of the bills, by the way.
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It cost 1,700 bucks.
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Damn.
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The squirrel fund is back.
Everyone needs to step up.
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I've been giving Fiona
money for the bills.
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She just hasn't been paying them.
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Hey, Gallaghers.
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Shit.
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- She do this a lot?
- Yeah, lately.
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- We need our money back.
- What the fuck? What money?
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We've been giving you
money for utilities
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that have not been getting paid.
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We need that money back.
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Fine.
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Jesus!
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The bills are under my name now.
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That water you're using?
We're paying for that.
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So, until you repay us
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what we've been paying you
for the last three months,
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plus your share of rent
for the last three months,
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plus what it cost for me
to get shit turned back on,
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I don't really feel like
sharing my water with you.
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Yeah, I'll tell you what...
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You take everything that I owe you
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from the last three months
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and subtract it from
everything that you owe me
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for the last 18 years.
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And when I've used all of the
water that I am entitled to
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some time in, I don't know, 2048,
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then we can talk about who's even.
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, Tami's mom died of cancer,
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so her family does a
five-K thing every year.
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You look sort of ridiculous.
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Everybody looks ridiculous
in running shorts.
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Debbie! Turn my water on!
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Hey, did you turn the water off on her?
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- Yep.
- Deb, she carried us
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for years... You can give her a break.
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Turn the water back on!
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Once you pay us what you owe us.
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I'm gonna get it to
you. I just lost track...
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You owe Carl, Lip, and I $832...
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Stop. Guys!
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The door! Debbie!
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If you had the month I had,
you would have lost track, too.
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Ooh, my Irish boyfriend left me.
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Stop it!
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Go take a flying fuck
on a rolling doughnut!
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- What?
- Go take a rolling fuck
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- on a flying doughnut!
- Hello?
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I come in peace.
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Oh, fuck, no.
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I just want my tools back.
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What tools?
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My carpenter tools. They're missing.
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Well, why would I know about that?
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Come on, Fiona.
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What, you think I just
wandered on to your site
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and picked them up out of
your truck or something?
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Maybe.
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Or maybe I came into your house
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in the middle of the night
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and I watched you sleep for an hour
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and then I just took them on my way out.
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Do you have them or not?
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No. You egotistical fuck!
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I haven't thought about you in weeks!
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We thought about you, though.
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- Guess I'll be going, then.
- Yeah.
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Damn straight you'll be
going, 'cause next time,
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I won't stop them from
beating the shit out of you!
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If my tools happen to
turn up, let me know.
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That's how I make my living.
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Oh, if they "happen to"... Fuck you!
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Thanks.
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Breakfast is on me at
Patsy's after I shower.
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Nope.
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No money, no shower.
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Oh, Christ.
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Where are you going?
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To shower at Veronica's.
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What are you doing here?
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I've been waiting in the tent all night.
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But you should have been
working on your hardship essay
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- for West Point.
- I've had to jerk off twice.
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I can't write about that to West Point.
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My dad found out that I've been skipping
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softball camp to hang out with you.
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He'll kill you if he finds you here.
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He only has one working
limb. That doesn't scare me.
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It only takes one limb
to pull a trigger, son.
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Get inside.
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Okay, pee now, 'cause you're
not gonna get another chance
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for, uh, about five kilometers.
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Hey, Brad, let's try to finish
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ahead of Grandpa this year, huh?
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Your family makes me
want to drink again.
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Boo-hoo-hoo.
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He's just busting your balls.
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Change your shirt already.
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We can just jog this thing, right?
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Yeah.
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Fucking extra large?
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Do I look like an extra large,
Gigi, you vindictive bitch?
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She seem a bit more on edge than usual?
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This five-K brings up a lot of memories
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of our mom's death.
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Tough day for all of us.
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So what's the deal
with you and my sister?
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"Deal"?
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Like, are you fucking other people?
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I don't think we have a deal.
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Hey, back off, Cory. He
doesn't want the syph.
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All clean, Tami.
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Penicillin. It's a miracle drug.
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Mm.
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- Oh!
- Wow.
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- Jesus Christ, Cory!
- Whoa.
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Who doesn't wear a
fucking bra when they run?
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What is your problem?
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Hey, can you get this into the register?
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Well, is it counted?
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Sure.
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You smell like a barroom floor.
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It's mouthwash. I just gargled.
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Manager's got to count it.
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I'm not gonna be on
the hook if it's short.
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You're the assistant
manager. You count it.
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- Fiona, I...
- Get off my ass!
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Sorry, sorry. It's been a...
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It's been a morning.
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Just count it, get in the register.
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I got to get this cast off.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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She okay?
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She's going through some stuff.
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Boone!
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Boone!
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Boone!
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Oh, you're so fucked.
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- Hey, man.
- Who the fuck's this guy?
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- That's Boone.
- Boone, I think.
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Thanks, fucknuts. Who's Boone?
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Well, right now he's the
guy kissing your chick.
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Must be an amazing
experience, giving birth...
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feeling life violently
ripping its way out of you.
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Doesn't that sound exciting?
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Well, I've never thought
of it so graphically,
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but, yeah.
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Did you see all your
other children being born?
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Uh...
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uh, not a one.
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I came close on a few, but, you know,
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scheduling conflicts.
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- How do you feel, Ingrid?
- Hey.
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Oh, super pregnant, Dr. Kwan.
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I put together a vision board...
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All these images of healthy babies
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with loving parents and puppies and joy.
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And then I stared at it all night.
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I am telling you, I feel
all that in my uterus.
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I'm pregnant.
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Let's see what we've got.
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Oh.
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- Congratulations, guys.
- Oh, boy.
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You're gonna be parents.
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- I knew it! I knew it!
- You knew it!
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- Oh, oh!
- You knew, didn't you?
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- You knew.
- Oh, I did, and I couldn't
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have done it without you, Frankie.
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Well, with my superior
genetics, why would you try?
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- Uh, hold on a second.
- Why? What?
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- What's going on?
- Oops.
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"Oops"? What-what's "oops"?
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Well, it looks like six of them
have hunkered down in there.
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- Six of what... babies?
- Oh, my.
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Uh, embryos.
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I don't usually place
all the fertilized embryos
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in at once, but at your advanced age,
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most women's uterus’s aren't as...
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accommodating.
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We're gonna have to
terminate a few of them.
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- Five?
- What?
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It's a safety issue.
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Carrying six embryos to term
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poses a major health risk to the mother.
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W-what kind of health risk?
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Uh, months of bed rest, possible death.
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You know what?
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Let's just... Let's just keep one.
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Uh, it's the safest route, I think.
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Right, Doc?
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What, and... and kill five of my babies?
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Now, embryos.
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Ingy, we want as m-many
little Frankies and Ingys
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running around as
possible... That's obvious.
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But do you really think we
can afford more than one?
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Not on my income, but you'll get a job.
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We'll keep five.
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You can safely keep three.
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Okay, then... four.
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I will lose my medical license
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if I let you keep any more than three.
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We'll do three.
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Great.
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We'll schedule the
reduction at the front desk
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on your way out.
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- Wow.
- Three.
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- Wow.
- Three babies!
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Wow.
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Are you saying our
biggest client is asking us
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to sell something that is undrinkable?
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Yeah, we're in advertising.
That's what we do.
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Dax?
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Globally, three groups
testing semi-positively
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in taste tests...
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Uh, Siberians, the Dalit caste of India,
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and the American hobo.
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You mean... literal homeless people.
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Well, general indigents.
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these were all taken on the South Side.
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Homeless people, hookers, transients.
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Bachman's not going to turn a profit
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- selling to those people.
- No, no, no.
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But-but if we use them as influencers,
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we can crack the
Millennial market wide open.
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They identify as poor
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or as victims of a society
that doesn't care about them.
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Thing is, they're not poor.
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They just don't have the money
they think they're entitled to,
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and we think we can capitalize
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on their complete lack of perspective.
261
00:12:50,757 --> 00:12:53,132
They're self-proclaimed hobos.
262
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:55,671
We're simply offering them
the chance to prove it.
263
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"Hobo Loco"?
264
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,957
Bachman Alcohol re-branded
265
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as the nectar of the bona fide hobo.
266
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,790
I don't hate it.
267
00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,291
We need to build our campaign
268
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:12,706
around the search of a spokesperson.
269
00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:15,011
No advertisements, no media bias,
270
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:17,245
just Millennial word of mouth.
271
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Authenticity is key.
272
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The "hoboiest" of all hobos...
273
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the Hobo Loco Man.
274
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,549
"Hobo Loco Man."
275
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,432
Hey, where'd you get
this kid? Can I have him?
276
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,540
Back off. He's our kid.
277
00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,498
Hey, George. What we got?
278
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,398
Uh, the usual. Plus...
279
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,025
Bachman's sending over
complimentary cases
280
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:46,507
of this stuff for bars to test.
281
00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:48,457
"Hobo Loco"?
282
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,432
It's deadly. Sampled some in the truck.
283
00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:51,850
Had to take a water shit in the alley,
284
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,249
it tore through me so fast.
285
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:54,416
They're running a contest to see
286
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:55,834
if anybody can create cocktails with it
287
00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:57,235
- to mask the taste.
- Oh.
288
00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:58,766
Winning bar gets social-media exposure
289
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:01,166
during the Hobo Loco Man contest.
290
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:03,457
Flyers for it are in the box.
291
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,207
- See yous.
- See you.
292
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:09,915
We're going to Indiana, Kevin.
It's the right thing to do.
293
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,724
Why are you trying to
take my kid away from me?
294
00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:15,374
Reuniting Santiago with his
real family was your idea.
295
00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:18,665
Well, I hadn't seen his
knuckle-ball when I said that.
296
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:21,082
They were gonna go live
with his uncle in Indiana
297
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,707
before they were detained by
the government and split up.
298
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,291
We go to Gary, find the uncle.
299
00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:26,999
How are we gonna find
300
00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:29,166
some random Guatemalan
guy in Gary, Indiana?
301
00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:31,082
I did a web search...
302
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,207
"where to find illegal
immigrants, Gary, Indiana."
303
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,416
Got a whole list of places.
304
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,707
We don't even know what he looks like!
305
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:47,582
On the back.
306
00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:52,339
"Papa 'Y' Tío Jose."
307
00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:54,748
Where'd you get this?
308
00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:56,866
I may have gone through Santiago's stuff
309
00:14:56,891 --> 00:14:58,849
- while he was sleeping.
- Aw, V.
310
00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,450
Moms are supposed to go
through their son's stuff...
311
00:15:01,475 --> 00:15:03,391
Get rid of their porn and weed.
312
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,761
Hear that? You're
already doing mom shit.
313
00:15:06,124 --> 00:15:07,665
You want to keep him, right?
314
00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:08,915
Kev.
315
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,965
All right, fine. We'll go to Gary.
316
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,698
Oh! Lord, Jesus!
317
00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:22,898
Didn't think you were
gonna make it, son.
318
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,506
I didn't either, sir.
319
00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:26,057
Caught a break with
an Air Force transport
320
00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:27,644
out of Okinawa,
321
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,640
then hopped a commercial from Seattle.
322
00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:31,790
Good God.
323
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,723
- Wow.
- Mmm, mmm.
324
00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:38,141
Hey, Lip, you know
Boone's a war hero, right?
325
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,457
Pulled three towelheads
326
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,191
out of a burning building in Mosul.
327
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,526
Just one.
328
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,717
Oh, you couldn't grab the other two?
329
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,707
Buried bullets in the other two.
330
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,665
They were ISIS, so he shot 'em.
331
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,515
Got a medal for haji-murdering.
332
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,374
Want to choke on his
dick right here, Cory?
333
00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:54,644
You can't have everybody,
you selfish bitch.
334
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,457
Who are you?
335
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,082
Lip. And you are...
336
00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,015
- Boone!
- Boone, right.
337
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,416
Boone's Tami's boyfriend.
338
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,525
Was.
339
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,800
A long time ago.
340
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:09,117
Ah, it wasn't that long ago.
341
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,698
Whatever. You know you
two are gonna get married.
342
00:16:12,064 --> 00:16:13,855
Okay, troops!
343
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,182
Let's pay our tab and run for cancer.
344
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:21,207
Hey, man. You know about this guy?
345
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,540
If I say yes, am I in trouble?
346
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:24,291
- Yes.
- Then, no.
347
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:29,765
The bar that creates
the best new cocktail
348
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,224
gets to be mentioned in the
Hobo Loco Man competition.
349
00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:33,416
"Hobo Loco Man"?
350
00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,234
I didn't make the name up, Kermit.
351
00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,182
It's some advertising
bullshit. I don't know.
352
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:39,058
- But it sounds cool.
- All right, thanks.
353
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,099
Hazel is on her way,
354
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,374
and Debbie said she'll
watch Santiago, so...
355
00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:44,964
Why don't you bring him with?
356
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:46,572
Tell him you're looking for his uncle?
357
00:16:46,597 --> 00:16:47,925
We don't want to get his hopes up.
358
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,242
Hey, Santiago?
359
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,934
Buddy, you don't have to do that.
360
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,141
No. No, no, no...
361
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,245
No n-necesito...
362
00:16:56,889 --> 00:16:58,847
Shit, I really got
to learn some Spanish.
363
00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:00,372
All right.
364
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:03,183
So here what we got is the Hoborita.
365
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,473
It's a teaspoon of Hobo
Loco, shit-ton of lime juice,
366
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:07,058
and some margarita mix.
367
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,307
This is the Napalm Gut Rinse.
368
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:10,755
Half a shot of Hobo Loco
369
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,405
and a cup and a half of cranberry juice.
370
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,253
And here, what I just made...
371
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,640
a full shot of Hobo Loco
372
00:17:17,665 --> 00:17:20,874
and four ounces... of Baileys.
373
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,082
What do you call that?
374
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,232
Death.
375
00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,590
Bottoms up.
376
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:26,636
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
377
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,056
Motherfucker!
378
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:31,723
I can feel it in my eyeballs.
379
00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:33,142
- Okay.
- Hey, a round
380
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,540
of your best stuff
for everybody, Kev-o!
381
00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:38,349
Ingrid and I are pregnant.
382
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,291
- Oh!
- No way!
383
00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:41,149
Yeah.
384
00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:42,983
- Here, try that.
- It's true. Thank you so much.
385
00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:44,331
And not only that...
386
00:17:45,925 --> 00:17:48,332
We are gonna...
387
00:17:48,364 --> 00:17:50,849
We are having a, uh...
That's really good.
388
00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:52,641
Can I get... another one of those?
389
00:17:52,665 --> 00:17:55,040
We are having a baby shower,
and you're all invited.
390
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:56,682
- When?
- Now!
391
00:17:56,707 --> 00:17:59,408
Here. No gifts. We'll take money.
392
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,707
And our three unborn
children thank you in advance.
393
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:03,732
Triplets?
394
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:04,924
Sextuplets.
395
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,407
Holy shit, is that, like, seven?
396
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:08,100
- Six.
- No, no, no, no, no.
397
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,141
No, you told Dr. Kwan three.
398
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,915
I know what I said,
but I know what I want.
399
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,141
But what I'm saying is that,
uh, a verbal contract...
400
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,915
It is my body, my choice, Frank!
401
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,557
- In the state of Ill...
- I am not gonna kill
402
00:18:16,582 --> 00:18:17,707
- my babies.
- Okay. Okay.
403
00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:19,142
- We're gonna have all six!
- Okay.
404
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,916
Six. Six!
405
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,999
Okay. It's okay. Everything's okay.
406
00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,957
- Yeah?
- Okay.
407
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,166
- It's all good. Yeah.
- Six!
408
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,026
That's great, isn't it?
409
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,748
Ooh.
410
00:18:31,773 --> 00:18:33,148
I can feel them now.
411
00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:35,381
- You okay?
- Yeah.
412
00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:38,249
Yo.
413
00:18:38,274 --> 00:18:40,607
Those are some pretty
short shorts you got there.
414
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:42,008
Yeah, if the wind blows just right,
415
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,956
- you can see up the lining.
- Hot.
416
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:48,015
So you're getting married.
417
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,651
I haven't decided yet.
418
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,347
Our moms were best friends.
419
00:18:55,915 --> 00:18:57,957
We were dating when my mom got sick,
420
00:18:57,982 --> 00:19:00,224
and she made him promise
to take care of me
421
00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:01,999
on her deathbed.
422
00:19:02,024 --> 00:19:04,515
She was pretty loopy with
all the pain meds at the end,
423
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:08,065
but... now Boone thinks that
means we have to get married.
424
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:09,891
He's a traditional guy, you know,
425
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,690
like, "a promise is a
promise" and all that.
426
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,181
All right! Let's run this thing, huh?
427
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:16,784
You gonna run in those?
428
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,019
Yeah, why not?
429
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:20,850
That's what we ran in
for Rangers training.
430
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:22,623
He'll still win the thing.
431
00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:24,682
Boone's won this five-K
every time he's run it.
432
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,999
I don't know.
433
00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:27,607
My man Lip's been running a lot.
434
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:28,924
Oh, you guys should race.
435
00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,807
Winner gets to fuck me.
436
00:19:30,832 --> 00:19:32,790
Loser should have to fuck her.
437
00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:34,981
Well, then loser buys
us beers at the Alibi.
438
00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:36,683
- They're alcoholics, Cory.
- Christ, Cory.
439
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:38,416
Cokes, then. Unclench your vaginas.
440
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,275
Come on. It'll be fun.
441
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,883
All right.
442
00:19:41,908 --> 00:19:44,448
I'll go slow. I'll even wear my duffel.
443
00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:47,224
Sure.
444
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,582
All right.
445
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:51,690
Boone, you're with me in the van.
446
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:53,923
Whoo-hoo! Watch your step.
447
00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:55,433
Hey, this isn't a
piss-on-your-tree
448
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,499
type of thing, right?
449
00:19:56,524 --> 00:19:57,691
'Cause I'm nobody's tree.
450
00:19:57,957 --> 00:19:59,124
I can beat him.
451
00:19:59,149 --> 00:20:00,417
Uh-huh.
452
00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,464
Sure.
453
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,623
Ahh.
454
00:20:13,332 --> 00:20:15,582
It's vodka.
455
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,874
Next stop with transfer available
456
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:20,316
for the brown, purple, and blue lines.
457
00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:22,682
Next stop with transfer available
458
00:20:22,707 --> 00:20:25,249
for the brown, purple, and blue lines.
459
00:20:37,432 --> 00:20:39,224
Hey, excuse me, sir?
460
00:20:39,249 --> 00:20:41,602
Would you mind giving up
your seat for this lady?
461
00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:43,828
No habla English.
462
00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:46,266
Dude. Dude.
463
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,291
You "hablos" inglés just fine.
464
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:51,461
She's pregnant and disabled,
so get your fucking ass up.
465
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:52,707
- Lo siento.
- Okay,
466
00:20:52,732 --> 00:20:54,316
lo siento get the fuck up.
467
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:59,166
There. Have a seat.
468
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,055
Thanks, but I'm all right.
469
00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:05,219
Are you fucking kidding me?
470
00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:08,664
Okay, fine.
471
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,367
Fuck you.
472
00:21:13,851 --> 00:21:15,976
You could've gotten up, too.
473
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:23,391
This is depressing. Can
I please play video games?
474
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,874
No unnecessary electricity
usage between ten and four.
475
00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:28,682
That's not even peak hours.
476
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,157
Hey, Debs.
477
00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:33,765
- Thank you for watching him.
- No problem.
478
00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:34,933
That'll just be an
eight-dollar flat fee
479
00:21:34,957 --> 00:21:36,374
- for facilities usage.
- What?
480
00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:38,024
- Since when?
- I take cash
481
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,299
or a personal check with a
ten percent processing fee.
482
00:21:40,556 --> 00:21:42,057
Well, how about that
483
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,665
minus a two-dollar immigrant labor fee,
484
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,358
since he's gonna clean your house
485
00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:46,925
whether you want him to or not?
486
00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:48,774
Deal.
487
00:21:49,606 --> 00:21:51,532
Hey, listen, Santiago.
488
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,680
I know you can't understand
anything I'm saying to you,
489
00:21:56,705 --> 00:21:58,746
so I feel comfortable saying this.
490
00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:01,391
We're gonna go look
for your real family.
491
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:02,957
Not that we're not your real family,
492
00:22:02,982 --> 00:22:05,126
but we're gonna look
for your real real...
493
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,040
I can't. I-it's too hard.
494
00:22:07,065 --> 00:22:08,333
- It's too much.
- Come on, come on.
495
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:09,999
See you.
496
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,055
Liam.
497
00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:19,187
Your share of the
bills this month... $70.
498
00:22:19,682 --> 00:22:21,391
I don't have $70.
499
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,166
Then make $70.
500
00:22:23,191 --> 00:22:25,057
- I'm nine.
- Carl and I ran
501
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,665
a day-care center when he was nine.
502
00:22:26,822 --> 00:22:28,086
Figure it out.
503
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:30,040
_
504
00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,438
_
505
00:22:32,462 --> 00:22:33,633
_
506
00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:35,657
_
507
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,563
_
508
00:22:37,587 --> 00:22:39,290
_
509
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,314
_
510
00:22:41,338 --> 00:22:43,338
_
511
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,362
_
512
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,391
_
513
00:22:53,032 --> 00:22:55,032
_
514
00:22:59,832 --> 00:23:01,258
Carl.
515
00:23:01,283 --> 00:23:03,860
Your share of the
bill this month is $70.
516
00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:05,682
I thought I already
gave you all my money
517
00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:07,457
to turn the water and
electricity back on.
518
00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:09,292
I thought you were making
money charging those scooters.
519
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,473
Yeah, that's until the
hipsters on the corner
520
00:23:11,498 --> 00:23:13,449
unplugged my extension
cord, which is weird,
521
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:14,932
'cause I thought that was
522
00:23:14,957 --> 00:23:16,665
the number-one
transportation for hipsters.
523
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:18,432
Maybe you should get a real job
524
00:23:18,457 --> 00:23:19,975
and stop hanging out with
your girlfriend so much.
525
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,839
Even if I wanted to, I
can't see Kelly anymore.
526
00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:23,207
What happened?
527
00:23:23,232 --> 00:23:25,015
Apparently I'm bad
for her, her dad says.
528
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,832
Ever since we started going out,
529
00:23:26,857 --> 00:23:28,015
her 20-mile run time has gone up,
530
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,977
upper-body strength has gone to shit.
531
00:23:30,002 --> 00:23:32,335
You know, I don't want to
screw up her shot at Annapolis.
532
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,099
That's weirdly unselfish of you.
533
00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:35,832
Yeah, plus, her dad
said every gun he owns
534
00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:37,774
has a bullet with my name on it.
535
00:23:39,399 --> 00:23:40,224
Hey, Kelly.
536
00:23:40,249 --> 00:23:41,688
Hey!
537
00:23:42,874 --> 00:23:44,623
What are you doing here?
538
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:46,439
Just ran my 20 miles.
539
00:23:46,464 --> 00:23:48,071
Well, jogged 'em, really.
540
00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:50,557
Who the fuck wants to
run in this heat? Ah!
541
00:23:50,582 --> 00:23:52,874
I don't think we're
supposed to see each other.
542
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,233
"Supposed to" isn't a
thing I'm doing anymore.
543
00:23:55,514 --> 00:23:58,180
Oh, Fritos.
544
00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:03,182
All I've ever wanted is to have kids.
545
00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:06,057
What if none of these six
embryos make it to term?
546
00:24:06,082 --> 00:24:08,332
- Mm-hmm. - Or
what if only three
547
00:24:08,357 --> 00:24:11,141
of the eggs are good and those
are the three I got rid of?
548
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,632
- Uh-huh. - Oh,
and if I miscarry,
549
00:24:13,657 --> 00:24:14,640
uh, that's it.
550
00:24:14,665 --> 00:24:16,124
That's my chance to have children.
551
00:24:16,149 --> 00:24:18,440
And I'll have no more
frozen eggs to try again.
552
00:24:18,465 --> 00:24:21,515
But what if you carry all six to term
553
00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:24,079
and we end up with six kids?
554
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,837
Wouldn't that be great?
555
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,310
Dr. Kwan. Hi, it's Ingrid.
556
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,919
Yeah, I-I-I want to
cancel my reduction.
557
00:24:32,944 --> 00:24:36,015
- We're keeping all six.
- The hell you are!
558
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,374
I am not losing my medical license
559
00:24:37,399 --> 00:24:39,108
- over six white babies...
- Jesus.
560
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:40,693
And their psycho mother.
561
00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:42,557
I think we're gonna
need someplace to hide.
562
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,291
I will find you and vacuum...
563
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,941
And he was like, No "hablos" inglés.
564
00:24:46,966 --> 00:24:50,057
Sorry, you don't have
to "hablos" inglés
565
00:24:50,082 --> 00:24:52,832
t-to see that a pregnant
woman on crutches
566
00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:54,690
- needs a seat.
- Yeah.
567
00:24:54,715 --> 00:24:55,795
You would think.
568
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,765
Eliza, call the police.
569
00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,374
I'm on a completion deadline,
570
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:00,774
so I don't have time
to fuck around, Fiona.
571
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,799
Just tell me how much
you want for the tools.
572
00:25:03,025 --> 00:25:05,608
- I don't have them.
- Five hundred.
573
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,633
- A thousand.
- Fuck off.
574
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,808
I'll give you $1,500 if you
give them to me right now.
575
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,292
I know you could use the money.
576
00:25:19,124 --> 00:25:20,999
- I don't need...
- Fiona, come on!
577
00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:22,558
- ... your money!
- Little help, please?
578
00:25:22,582 --> 00:25:24,016
Get out of here, Ford.
Get her some water.
579
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,240
I don't need anything from you!
580
00:25:25,265 --> 00:25:27,015
- Hey.
- I want my tools, Fiona.
581
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,623
- Yeah?
- I want them.
582
00:25:28,707 --> 00:25:30,016
Hey, you just got your cast off.
583
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,558
- How about some free coffee...
- Fuck!
584
00:25:31,582 --> 00:25:32,915
For any customers who felt that
585
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:34,083
their safety was compromised?
586
00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,149
So sorry about that, everyone.
587
00:25:36,174 --> 00:25:38,251
- So sorry.
- I can't fucking believe...
588
00:25:38,276 --> 00:25:39,609
Oh, excuse me.
589
00:25:39,634 --> 00:25:41,640
No. Did you just fucking touch my ass?
590
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,374
- Whoa, whoa!
- Hey, Fiona!
591
00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:45,042
- Come on! Fiona!
- I fucking felt you!
592
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,168
- I felt you do it!
- Allan, please! Fuck!
593
00:25:46,249 --> 00:25:47,874
- Let's go!
- Fiona, come on.
594
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:49,225
- Let's go.
- What is wrong with you?
595
00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:51,207
Get off of me! Stop!
You cannot touch people!
596
00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,124
Li-Lilli? How about if we get this guy
597
00:25:53,207 --> 00:25:55,249
a couple of free burgers
if he promises not to sue?
598
00:25:55,274 --> 00:25:56,690
I'm so sorry.
599
00:25:56,832 --> 00:25:58,416
So sorry, you guys.
600
00:25:58,498 --> 00:26:00,249
It's all good. Enjoy your meals.
601
00:26:00,274 --> 00:26:01,375
It's all good.
602
00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:02,807
Sit down.
603
00:26:05,362 --> 00:26:07,988
Sit down!
604
00:26:08,512 --> 00:26:10,704
Drink this and calm the fuck down.
605
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,974
Do you know what I
did when I found Roger
606
00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:19,391
in bed with my sister?
607
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:21,000
I started boxing.
608
00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:22,891
Look, I'm doing a class
after our shift today.
609
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,291
Why don't you come with me
610
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,001
and find a safer place
for this aggression?
611
00:26:45,999 --> 00:26:48,291
Any of them look like Uncle Jose?
612
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:50,565
All of them look like him.
613
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,890
No, no, no. Uh, um...
614
00:26:51,915 --> 00:26:55,582
N-n-necessito,
um...
615
00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:58,224
Are any of you Jose Gomez?
616
00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,832
- Sí, sí, sí.
- Oh, you got to be kidding me.
617
00:27:00,857 --> 00:27:02,598
Uh, do any of you Joses have a nephew
618
00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,416
named Santiago?
619
00:27:04,441 --> 00:27:06,501
Sí.
620
00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,235
Are any of you Joses illegal?
621
00:27:19,457 --> 00:27:21,040
_
622
00:27:21,147 --> 00:27:25,313
_
623
00:27:25,837 --> 00:27:27,837
_
624
00:27:27,862 --> 00:27:31,391
_
625
00:27:32,571 --> 00:27:34,571
_
626
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,094
_
627
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,071
_
628
00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,095
_
629
00:27:44,899 --> 00:27:46,899
_
630
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:51,602
Get your ass home
631
00:27:51,627 --> 00:27:53,391
right now, young lady, or
I'm taking your truck keys...
632
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:54,802
What are you doing?
633
00:27:54,827 --> 00:27:56,743
Making this house cost-efficient.
634
00:27:56,768 --> 00:27:59,349
Adding insulation to the
attic, welding leaking pipes,
635
00:27:59,374 --> 00:28:01,124
adding timers to light switches.
636
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:02,765
Where are you?
637
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:05,124
No, I'm not at Carl's.
638
00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:07,243
Then where are you, and
when are you coming home?
639
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:09,184
My whereabouts are confidential.
640
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,610
Not from your father, they're not.
641
00:28:10,635 --> 00:28:13,055
I'll let you know when the
information gets declassified.
642
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,329
That's it. That's the last...
643
00:28:15,511 --> 00:28:17,640
God, if I knew pissing off my dad
644
00:28:17,665 --> 00:28:19,946
would be this much fun, I
would've started years ago.
645
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:21,837
Um...
646
00:28:22,472 --> 00:28:24,774
I don't think we should be
seeing each other anymore.
647
00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:29,748
- Um, why?
- Uh, because...
648
00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:32,391
you're not... hot enough.
649
00:28:33,207 --> 00:28:34,712
I'm not "hot enough"?
650
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,964
- Right.
- For you?
651
00:28:36,989 --> 00:28:38,822
Mm...
652
00:28:39,207 --> 00:28:40,874
Hello, sir?
653
00:28:40,899 --> 00:28:42,235
We had a deal, Gallagher.
654
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,024
Uh, now's really not a good time. Uh...
655
00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:46,799
Sorry, Carl Gallagher's
phone is out of service.
656
00:28:46,824 --> 00:28:50,099
He'll call you back never.
657
00:28:50,124 --> 00:28:51,267
What the fuck? Why you always got to be
658
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:52,485
throwing my phone like that?
659
00:28:52,510 --> 00:28:54,207
- Ow, ow, ow!
- What did he offer you?
660
00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,540
- Nothing.
- Bullshit!
661
00:28:55,565 --> 00:28:57,313
- A spot at West Point?
- No.
662
00:28:58,555 --> 00:29:00,454
We... then why are you
breaking up with me?
663
00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:02,764
I don't want to mess your future up.
664
00:29:03,015 --> 00:29:04,432
Your run times have been up,
665
00:29:04,457 --> 00:29:05,748
your test scores have been down
666
00:29:05,773 --> 00:29:07,126
ever since you met me.
667
00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:08,850
I don't want to screw up
your shot to Annapolis.
668
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,516
What if I don't want to go to Annapolis?
669
00:29:10,769 --> 00:29:12,598
What if I'm sick of working so hard?
670
00:29:12,623 --> 00:29:15,082
What if... I just want to
stay here and eat Fritos
671
00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:16,689
with your family and watch TV
672
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,172
and enjoy life for once?
673
00:29:18,301 --> 00:29:20,677
Getting your ass kicked
by a girl again, Carl?
674
00:29:20,949 --> 00:29:22,469
Why are you walking like that?
675
00:29:22,665 --> 00:29:24,332
Just beat a superhero in a five-K.
676
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:26,291
What?
677
00:29:26,316 --> 00:29:28,607
He was wearing a 60-pound
duffel and combat boots, so...
678
00:29:28,632 --> 00:29:30,974
I'm not sure it was that impressive.
679
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:33,116
Hey. You got our money?
680
00:29:33,141 --> 00:29:34,057
Hey.
681
00:29:34,082 --> 00:29:36,797
Yeah, here. Some cash from today.
682
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,391
- Uh, Fiona, you still owe us...
- I'll get it.
683
00:29:39,416 --> 00:29:41,047
Calm down.
684
00:29:41,191 --> 00:29:43,391
We're pregnant, and we're hiding
685
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,832
from a North Korean
fertility specialist,
686
00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:48,688
so make room, my practice family.
687
00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:50,432
We are moving in.
688
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,124
I'm sorry, y-you're what, now?
689
00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:53,565
We're hiding from a North Korean
690
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,099
fertility specialist.
691
00:29:55,183 --> 00:29:56,682
- No...
- You're pregnant?
692
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:58,899
- Correct!
- With six kids!
693
00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:01,748
- Yay.
- Oh, that's hysterical.
694
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,665
W-why is that funny?
695
00:30:04,690 --> 00:30:07,482
Oh, uh, how are you gonna support them?
696
00:30:07,623 --> 00:30:10,015
Hold on, you're saying
I can't support six kids?
697
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,832
- No.
- Absolutely not.
698
00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:13,816
I supported the six
of you the first time.
699
00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:16,349
You didn't support one
of us the first time.
700
00:30:16,374 --> 00:30:19,498
If I didn't support you,
how did you turn out so well?
701
00:30:19,523 --> 00:30:21,557
Bankrupt with anger issues?
702
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,349
Recovering alcoholic.
703
00:30:23,374 --> 00:30:25,249
Sexually confused teen mom.
704
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:26,890
Military psychopath.
705
00:30:26,915 --> 00:30:28,852
And let's not forget
about the arsonist felon.
706
00:30:28,877 --> 00:30:31,374
Okay, but Liam is turning out okay.
707
00:30:31,399 --> 00:30:33,399
Liam woke up the other night screaming,
708
00:30:33,424 --> 00:30:34,841
"Don't leave me with Frank!"
709
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,594
Well, you're alive.
710
00:30:37,216 --> 00:30:40,465
Do you know how many parents
murder their children?
711
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:44,313
But you all have blossomed
into massively flawed humans
712
00:30:44,338 --> 00:30:47,213
because I allowed you.
713
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,349
You... you make
yourself at home, Ingrid.
714
00:30:51,374 --> 00:30:53,249
Oh, where are you going?
715
00:30:53,274 --> 00:30:57,977
To prove this sorry lot
of spilled seed wrong.
716
00:31:00,999 --> 00:31:02,540
You all should be ashamed
717
00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:05,233
for talking to your father that way.
718
00:31:05,258 --> 00:31:07,266
But could you get me some scissors...
719
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:09,665
glue, a-and some magazines?
720
00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:11,915
I'd like to begin my vision board.
721
00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:14,957
Oh, safety scissors. Nothing too sharp.
722
00:31:14,982 --> 00:31:17,224
I think my medication's wearing off.
723
00:31:20,098 --> 00:31:22,640
Step right up and help
build a border wall.
724
00:31:22,665 --> 00:31:24,249
A buck a brick.
725
00:31:24,274 --> 00:31:25,672
Keep illegals out of the South Side.
726
00:31:26,432 --> 00:31:28,182
Thank you.
727
00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:29,707
- No.
- Thank you.
728
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,416
Thanks for making America great again.
729
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:34,124
- Por favor, no.
- Thank you.
730
00:31:34,149 --> 00:31:35,516
_
731
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:37,039
_
732
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,540
Dios mío, no.
733
00:31:38,623 --> 00:31:39,957
Thank you.
734
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:48,374
I'll bet you this place is
chock-full of illegal Mexicans.
735
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,015
Uncle Jose is Guatemalan.
736
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,407
Shouldn't we go to the
Guatemalan place down the street?
737
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:55,213
We'll go there next. This place has
chocolate-dipped ice cream tacos.
738
00:31:58,561 --> 00:32:00,144
Hola.
739
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,807
Necesito uno "chocolate" -dipped taco.
740
00:32:02,832 --> 00:32:05,337
- Dos. - Dos "chocolate"
-dipped tacos.
741
00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:09,598
And also... have you seen
this man on the right?
742
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,498
His name is Jose Gomez.
743
00:32:11,582 --> 00:32:13,748
We have his nephew
Santiago. He's illegal.
744
00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:17,582
Yo, Jose, are you illegal?
These guys are looking for you.
745
00:32:17,665 --> 00:32:19,416
Shit, Kev! It's him!
746
00:32:19,498 --> 00:32:20,975
We come in peace, Jose! Jose!
747
00:32:20,999 --> 00:32:22,249
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
748
00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:26,832
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait!
749
00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:27,975
- Don't shoot, don't shoot!
- Freeze! On the ground!
750
00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:29,332
Stay down.
751
00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:30,774
Hands where I can see 'em.
752
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,637
So is this your first time boxing?
753
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:37,307
Uh, boxing? Yeah. Throwing a punch? No.
754
00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:38,999
I'm South Side, so...
755
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,015
- Where about?
- North Wallace.
756
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,498
Grew up on the corner
of Homan and Leonard.
757
00:32:43,582 --> 00:32:45,366
The puke-colored house?
758
00:32:45,391 --> 00:32:46,807
The shit-colored house, yes.
759
00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:50,607
Um, your left wrist, it
looks a little atrophied.
760
00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,707
Uh, yeah, I-I broke it a while ago.
761
00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:55,665
- When'd you get the cast off?
- This morning?
762
00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:58,199
And you decided boxing was
the best first thing to do.
763
00:32:58,224 --> 00:32:59,890
Well, South Side, so...
764
00:32:59,915 --> 00:33:01,498
Yeah. So what I want you to do
765
00:33:01,582 --> 00:33:02,975
is just mark through on your punches
766
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,520
and don't throw any of them full force.
767
00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:06,641
- All right.
- I'll see you in there.
768
00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,657
- Booze for you.
- Oh, thank you.
769
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,498
No booze for you.
770
00:33:20,523 --> 00:33:23,606
Um... that was a good effort today, man.
771
00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:25,183
You know, no hard
feelings, though, all right?
772
00:33:25,207 --> 00:33:26,915
Yeah, no sweat.
773
00:33:26,999 --> 00:33:28,850
Everyone wins when you're
running for cancer, right?
774
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,374
Sure, sure.
775
00:33:30,457 --> 00:33:31,874
Boone.
776
00:33:31,957 --> 00:33:33,291
Where's my drink?
777
00:33:33,374 --> 00:33:34,555
Yes.
778
00:33:35,332 --> 00:33:37,082
I think he really likes you.
779
00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:39,232
I'm extremely likeable.
780
00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:40,829
So, um...
781
00:33:41,748 --> 00:33:44,498
where's he staying tonight?
782
00:33:44,582 --> 00:33:46,196
I think he's staying with me.
783
00:33:47,461 --> 00:33:48,962
Is he?
784
00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:51,207
I mean, it was a surprise.
785
00:33:51,232 --> 00:33:52,689
I can't have him stay with Cory.
786
00:33:52,714 --> 00:33:53,881
She'd eat him alive.
787
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:55,115
Right.
788
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,469
What, is this a big deal?
789
00:33:57,598 --> 00:33:59,723
No. Uh, no, not at all.
790
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,739
- Yes!
- Nice shot.
791
00:34:05,764 --> 00:34:07,473
Boone, you and me in the finals.
792
00:34:07,498 --> 00:34:08,957
Let's do it.
793
00:34:11,498 --> 00:34:13,707
All right, rack 'em. You break.
794
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,540
You seem to be handling
this all pretty well.
795
00:34:16,565 --> 00:34:18,941
Yeah, why shouldn't I be?
796
00:34:18,966 --> 00:34:21,446
'Cause they had sex in my guest
room last time he was on leave.
797
00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:23,015
It sounded like he was murdering her.
798
00:34:24,393 --> 00:34:25,850
Look, she's not my
girlfriend, all right?
799
00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:27,498
We can fuck whoever we want.
800
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,398
So make her your
girlfriend if you like her.
801
00:34:29,598 --> 00:34:31,515
"Girlfriend" implies a future.
802
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,124
Futures aren't her thing.
803
00:34:33,149 --> 00:34:34,563
Yeah, she says that,
804
00:34:34,588 --> 00:34:37,049
but it's just a bullshit
self-protection thing.
805
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,532
Tami took her mom's death the hardest.
806
00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:42,182
She tells people she's
not gonna live past 40,
807
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,766
pretends like she doesn't care
if she doesn't have a future.
808
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,204
Shots, please. Shots over here.
809
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:50,407
You and me in the consolation
game after they finish, yeah?
810
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,457
Lip?
811
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,501
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
812
00:35:02,118 --> 00:35:03,641
Did you have to pull a gun on him?
813
00:35:03,665 --> 00:35:04,915
You see a brown guy running,
814
00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:06,315
you assume he did something wrong.
815
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,266
But you're a black guy.
816
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:09,929
Oh, you'd think that'd make
a difference, wouldn't you?
817
00:35:09,954 --> 00:35:11,890
He didn't do anything wrong.
818
00:35:11,915 --> 00:35:13,374
He doesn't have any papers.
819
00:35:13,399 --> 00:35:15,047
What are you gonna do with him now?
820
00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:20,782
Fuck!
821
00:35:21,682 --> 00:35:23,557
- Fly, my Mexican friend!
- Guatemalan!
822
00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:25,790
Guatemalan friend!
823
00:35:25,815 --> 00:35:27,232
Fly!
824
00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:31,374
Higher, just a little bit hi-higher.
825
00:35:31,399 --> 00:35:32,857
Higher, higher. Yeah, yeah.
826
00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:35,215
Right next to that little black kid
827
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,640
with his arm around the komodo dragon.
828
00:35:37,665 --> 00:35:39,344
Perfect.
829
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,337
Thanks, honey.
830
00:35:41,854 --> 00:35:43,520
So what's the point of a vision board?
831
00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:45,550
You find images
832
00:35:45,575 --> 00:35:47,890
that-that indicate what
you want out of life,
833
00:35:47,915 --> 00:35:50,291
and you put them on a
board so you can see them.
834
00:35:50,374 --> 00:35:53,748
It inspires you to make
those things manifest.
835
00:35:53,832 --> 00:35:56,457
You know, you guys
should have vision boards.
836
00:35:56,482 --> 00:35:58,099
- Uh, no.
- I don't know.
837
00:35:58,124 --> 00:35:59,748
Oh, come on.
838
00:35:59,773 --> 00:36:01,747
You're young. Your
futures are ahead of you.
839
00:36:02,574 --> 00:36:04,121
What do you want out of life?
840
00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:30,515
Howdy-do. Rhonda, my old friend.
841
00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:31,832
How are you?
842
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,682
I'll be great in 30 seconds
843
00:36:33,707 --> 00:36:35,707
when I kick your behind out of here.
844
00:36:35,732 --> 00:36:38,391
Not before I apply for
welfare for my children.
845
00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:39,999
Most of your kids are too old.
846
00:36:40,024 --> 00:36:41,692
Uh, not the old set.
847
00:36:42,349 --> 00:36:45,057
Got some new ones coming in
about eight and a half months.
848
00:36:45,082 --> 00:36:46,457
Oh, how many?
849
00:36:46,482 --> 00:36:48,890
- Could be as many as six.
- Mm, six.
850
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,623
How many women did you get pregnant?
851
00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:53,849
Just the one. I'm very virile.
852
00:36:53,874 --> 00:36:56,040
The thing is, the old set doesn't think
853
00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:58,473
I'm gonna be able to
provide for the new set.
854
00:36:58,498 --> 00:37:01,801
Oh. The old set is smarter
than I figured they'd be.
855
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,166
And I'd like to prove them wrong.
856
00:37:04,191 --> 00:37:07,372
And going on welfare is
how you plan to do that?
857
00:37:09,332 --> 00:37:11,040
I've done the math.
858
00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:13,369
Start my checks now.
859
00:37:13,394 --> 00:37:15,832
I'll invest the money in Bitcoin.
860
00:37:15,857 --> 00:37:17,690
You know your way out.
861
00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:19,932
Come on, Rhonda. Help a brother out.
862
00:37:19,957 --> 00:37:21,790
Excuse me?
863
00:37:21,815 --> 00:37:23,515
"Bitcoin billionaire."
You've heard the phrase?
864
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,623
My kids will be set.
865
00:37:25,648 --> 00:37:27,415
I'll never have to bother you
or the state of Illinois again.
866
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,108
I will see you in nine months.
867
00:37:32,207 --> 00:37:33,374
That's your final word?
868
00:37:33,399 --> 00:37:34,857
- Yes.
- Fine.
869
00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:37,040
This is why people hate big government.
870
00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,148
It's all these bureaucratic rules.
871
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:42,048
I'm just trying to help.
I'm coming up with solutions.
872
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:44,803
The only solution is to drain the swamp.
873
00:37:47,582 --> 00:37:50,033
All right, guys. Come on.
874
00:37:50,862 --> 00:37:53,029
[grunts softly
875
00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:58,207
There you go.
876
00:37:58,232 --> 00:37:59,759
- You good?
- Yeah.
877
00:38:00,207 --> 00:38:01,751
All right, guys.
878
00:38:01,776 --> 00:38:05,442
So it's gonna be jab, cross,
jab, cross, and then boom.
879
00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,142
I want you to put your
full force into the hook.
880
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,374
- Okay.
- Got it? All right, cool.
881
00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:11,957
Nice.
882
00:38:11,982 --> 00:38:13,292
Don't stop breathing, okay?
I want you guys to hear
883
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,724
you guys breathing before every hit.
884
00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:15,589
- Try again.
- Okay.
885
00:38:15,665 --> 00:38:18,291
Nice.
886
00:38:18,316 --> 00:38:20,108
Made it through, girl.
887
00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,133
Okay, you're new, so I
888
00:38:22,158 --> 00:38:24,207
- want you to go slow
with it, okay? - Mm-hmm.
889
00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:25,748
Take it easy on your left wrist.
890
00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:27,173
If you get lost, that's your target.
891
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:30,874
- Ready?
- Yep.
892
00:38:30,899 --> 00:38:32,399
Nice, nice. Again.
893
00:38:32,424 --> 00:38:33,674
- Boom... Oh!
- Ooh.
894
00:38:33,699 --> 00:38:35,391
- Sorry.
- Fuck.
895
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:38,040
That's okay. Uh, let's try again.
896
00:38:40,298 --> 00:38:42,214
Ooh!
897
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,947
Fuck!
898
00:38:43,972 --> 00:38:45,639
Oh!
899
00:38:45,664 --> 00:38:47,247
You all right?
900
00:38:47,272 --> 00:38:50,106
Jesus Christ.
901
00:38:50,312 --> 00:38:53,063
Oh, man. Is it bad?
902
00:38:53,088 --> 00:38:54,212
_
903
00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:55,161
Sí.
904
00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:04,830
Boom, bitches! Fork it over.
905
00:39:06,707 --> 00:39:08,207
Hey, Dirk.
906
00:39:08,232 --> 00:39:10,398
Think you could take my friend here?
907
00:39:10,423 --> 00:39:13,423
- This little Mexican tamale?
- He's Guatemalan.
908
00:39:13,448 --> 00:39:15,907
_
909
00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:19,490
Whatever. It'll be like
stealing candy from a piñata.
910
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,957
Yes!
911
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,999
That's a hell of a left hook you got.
912
00:39:38,024 --> 00:39:39,941
You really put your hip into that one.
913
00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:41,807
Yeah, sorry. South Side.
914
00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:44,775
Yeah, you warned me.
915
00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:47,564
I, uh... I get off in a couple hours.
916
00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:51,220
Maybe you, uh, buy me a
drink to make up for it?
917
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,540
I just broke your nose.
918
00:39:54,681 --> 00:39:56,890
You think I want to
buy you a fucking drink?
919
00:39:56,915 --> 00:39:58,433
- Here we go.
- So, no?
920
00:39:58,457 --> 00:40:00,433
You know, apparently, you
can throw plates at a guy.
921
00:40:00,457 --> 00:40:01,474
- Throw plates?
- You can break
922
00:40:01,498 --> 00:40:02,874
their fucking nose, and still,
923
00:40:02,899 --> 00:40:04,416
they think that you're
hiding their tools
924
00:40:04,441 --> 00:40:06,557
- or you want to fuck them.
- I didn't say that.
925
00:40:06,582 --> 00:40:08,267
- Not related things, Fiona.
- They are related.
926
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:10,707
You know why? 'Cause
all men are fucking scum.
927
00:40:10,732 --> 00:40:12,732
All... of... them!
928
00:40:12,874 --> 00:40:15,578
- Sorry, Rob.
- Yeah, sorry, Rob.
929
00:40:15,603 --> 00:40:17,515
Sorry about your nose, Rob.
I hope it heals crooked.
930
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,308
- All right, come on, girl.
- Just wanted a drink.
931
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,583
- Rob.
- Get it together.
932
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,330
Looks like my timing's pretty good.
933
00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:38,189
Christ.
934
00:40:39,082 --> 00:40:41,040
How, uh... how'd you get in here?
935
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,398
Debbie.
936
00:40:42,423 --> 00:40:44,049
- Oh.
- So you shower at night?
937
00:40:44,249 --> 00:40:46,999
No, Cory puked on me at the Alibi.
938
00:40:47,024 --> 00:40:50,365
You know, uh, you Tamiettis
can really hold your liquor.
939
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,890
You get Cami to puke on you,
940
00:40:51,915 --> 00:40:53,457
you'll have a Tamietti hat trick.
941
00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,253
Look, I get how all this
could be weird for you.
942
00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:00,853
Yeah, I, um...
943
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:05,158
I'm not entirely sure how
it's not weird for you.
944
00:41:06,235 --> 00:41:08,443
Dead soul probably.
945
00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:14,664
It's cool the way you're
just rolling with it, though.
946
00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:16,985
I just wanted to say that.
947
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,406
Hey, um...
948
00:41:22,832 --> 00:41:24,557
- where's Boone?
- Asleep.
949
00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:26,291
Still on haji time.
950
00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:29,149
Yeah, uh... Um, I don't think so.
951
00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:30,883
What?
952
00:41:34,832 --> 00:41:36,617
Did you fuck him?
953
00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:43,305
Does it matter?
954
00:41:44,888 --> 00:41:46,971
Yeah, the guy thinks
you're marrying him.
955
00:41:46,996 --> 00:41:49,557
So maybe it should matter to you, yeah.
956
00:41:49,582 --> 00:41:51,765
Okay, well, why don't you
give me a list of things
957
00:41:51,790 --> 00:41:54,748
that should matter to me,
and I'll get right on it.
958
00:41:54,832 --> 00:41:56,392
You know, not everybody
rolls with things
959
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:58,008
like you, all right?
960
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,789
Okay. That is good to know.
961
00:42:10,463 --> 00:42:13,255
That's a beautiful vision board, Carl.
962
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,598
Isn't this magnificent?
963
00:42:16,623 --> 00:42:18,399
Kelly?
964
00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,957
Why don't you tell us about it?
965
00:42:21,982 --> 00:42:24,266
Well, at the bottom are the hardships
966
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,249
Kelly's helped me realize
I need to overcome...
967
00:42:26,274 --> 00:42:29,891
You know, being poor,
shitty parents, prison.
968
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:33,594
And at the top is how I'm gonna
overcome those hardships...
969
00:42:33,936 --> 00:42:36,061
By killing for our country.
970
00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:38,727
Oh, outstanding.
971
00:42:39,874 --> 00:42:41,623
All right, honey.
972
00:42:41,648 --> 00:42:43,403
Why don't you tell us about yours?
973
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,614
Vision boarding sucks.
974
00:42:49,306 --> 00:42:52,473
No, what about your
goals and your dreams?
975
00:42:52,498 --> 00:42:55,731
I don't have any goals or dreams.
976
00:42:57,777 --> 00:43:00,481
All right. Tell us about that.
977
00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:08,489
The Major always just had them for me.
978
00:43:09,374 --> 00:43:11,665
Graduate at the top of your class,
979
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,849
go to a service academy,
become an officer,
980
00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:15,856
get your legs blown off.
981
00:43:16,348 --> 00:43:18,809
- Your dad's kind of awesome.
- My dad is an ass-munch.
982
00:43:19,957 --> 00:43:22,395
You know, I've never really
had anyone tell me what to do,
983
00:43:22,582 --> 00:43:25,166
but now I know what
my life calling is...
984
00:43:25,249 --> 00:43:27,438
To protect our country
and fight for our freedoms.
985
00:43:29,391 --> 00:43:31,849
What if my calling is
to get fat on a couch
986
00:43:31,874 --> 00:43:33,336
and have your babies?
987
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,141
How fat are we talking?
988
00:43:37,464 --> 00:43:39,756
You can do whatever you want.
989
00:43:40,136 --> 00:43:42,011
You just have to decide.
990
00:43:48,891 --> 00:43:50,849
- Come on.
- Where are we going?
991
00:43:57,957 --> 00:44:00,082
This stuff is liquid paradise.
992
00:44:01,588 --> 00:44:03,915
Hey, why don't you
just leave the bottle?
993
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:06,790
- You gonna pay for a bottle?
- Just give it to him.
994
00:44:06,815 --> 00:44:08,398
Good riddance to that horse piss.
995
00:44:08,423 --> 00:44:10,391
You're a Nubian queen, V.
996
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,874
Uh-uh, no, sir, not from you.
997
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,649
You find Santiago's uncle?
998
00:44:13,674 --> 00:44:15,563
Oh, yeah, found him and then lost him.
999
00:44:16,707 --> 00:44:17,915
- Ready?
- Yep?
1000
00:44:19,999 --> 00:44:21,748
Six kids...
1001
00:44:21,773 --> 00:44:25,946
times four years at Northwestern per kid
1002
00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:28,727
times 73,000 a year.
1003
00:44:30,374 --> 00:44:33,186
One million, seven hundred
and fifty-two thousand dollars.
1004
00:44:33,211 --> 00:44:34,623
Wow, fuck, that's a kick in the nuts.
1005
00:44:34,707 --> 00:44:36,623
Jesus!
1006
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,582
"Dreams dead? You're our
man. Be the Hobo Loco Man."
1007
00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:40,774
Kev, what is this?
1008
00:44:40,799 --> 00:44:43,110
It's one of those flyers
from the Hobo Loco box.
1009
00:44:43,135 --> 00:44:46,391
"We're looking for someone
who has perfected the art
1010
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:49,508
of making the best of
what little life has...
1011
00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:51,469
given them."
1012
00:44:52,313 --> 00:44:54,444
They're holding a competition
1013
00:44:54,469 --> 00:44:58,307
to choose the Hobo Loco spokesperson.
1014
00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:00,957
The winner gets a $50,000 contract
1015
00:45:00,982 --> 00:45:04,024
to be in a social-media campaign.
1016
00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:06,852
Well, that'll get one kid half
a semester at Northwestern.
1017
00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:10,665
Do you know how many people
1018
00:45:10,690 --> 00:45:14,482
have parlayed social media-ness
into fame and fortune?
1019
00:45:14,507 --> 00:45:16,133
None.
1020
00:45:16,158 --> 00:45:18,477
Oh.
1021
00:45:19,015 --> 00:45:20,758
This is me.
1022
00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:23,374
I'm the Hobo Loco Man.
1023
00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:40,765
So you are fucking other people.
1024
00:46:03,433 --> 00:46:06,266
It is now after 2300 hours.
1025
00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:07,790
From this moment on,
1026
00:46:07,815 --> 00:46:10,557
you will owe me 20
push-ups for every minute...
1027
00:46:10,582 --> 00:46:12,977
that you aren't here.
1028
00:46:13,002 --> 00:46:14,267
- Where the hell...
- Sit down.
1029
00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,790
You will refer to me by my title!
1030
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:17,523
Sit... down!
1031
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:33,332
Um, what's happening?
1032
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:35,594
Shut up. I'm vision-boarding.
1033
00:46:38,475 --> 00:46:40,266
I want to go to Annapolis.
1034
00:46:40,291 --> 00:46:41,915
- I do.
- Then I sugge...
1035
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:43,485
But I want to be with Carl, too.
1036
00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,088
I want to hang out
1037
00:46:46,113 --> 00:46:48,141
and eat trans fat every once in a while,
1038
00:46:48,166 --> 00:46:50,040
maybe skip a run here and there.
1039
00:46:50,065 --> 00:46:51,481
I want to not do extra crunches
1040
00:46:51,506 --> 00:46:53,257
every time I misname a naval vessel.
1041
00:46:53,282 --> 00:46:55,711
And I want to call you "Dad."
1042
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:57,790
And I want it to be okay if I'm having
1043
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,815
what you think is an unacceptable day!
1044
00:47:00,957 --> 00:47:03,249
And if either of you
have a problem with that,
1045
00:47:03,274 --> 00:47:05,057
then you can step the fuck up right now,
1046
00:47:05,082 --> 00:47:06,415
and let's solve it!
1047
00:47:09,949 --> 00:47:11,907
Uh, I'm... I'm good.
1048
00:47:12,124 --> 00:47:14,082
I don't have a problem.
1049
00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:19,354
Okay.
1050
00:47:21,550 --> 00:47:23,641
And I'll be at the Gallaghers'
three nights a week.
1051
00:47:23,665 --> 00:47:25,737
No. Five.
1052
00:47:26,332 --> 00:47:27,999
Debbie's gonna charge me money,
1053
00:47:28,024 --> 00:47:29,857
so I need a raise in my allowance.
1054
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,761
Fine.
1055
00:47:32,056 --> 00:47:34,014
Yeah, I'm down with that.
1056
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:37,915
Okay, then. Carl, let's go.
1057
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,495
Fuck the tent. We're
having sex in my room.
1058
00:47:45,082 --> 00:47:46,722
Carl!
1059
00:47:48,123 --> 00:47:49,915
I better go.
1060
00:47:50,249 --> 00:47:52,332
Yeah, I guess you better.
1061
00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,832
_
1062
00:48:06,915 --> 00:48:08,832
_
1063
00:48:14,530 --> 00:48:16,158
May I help you?
1064
00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:18,432
- How come my key doesn't work?
- I changed the locks.
1065
00:48:18,457 --> 00:48:20,142
You have the rest of
the cash you owe me yet?
1066
00:48:30,137 --> 00:48:32,457
Fifty-one
twenty-five. Nice job.
1067
00:48:32,482 --> 00:48:34,774
When you get the other
18.75, I'll get you a key.
1068
00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:37,957
- Come on in, Santiago.
- How come he gets to go in?
1069
00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:39,754
Kev and V paid in advance.
1070
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:45,856
I knew you were an asshole.
1071
00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:47,957
I knew it.
1072
00:48:54,187 --> 00:48:57,646
And you "felt a responsibility to me."
1073
00:48:58,187 --> 00:49:00,718
Really?
1074
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,790
You don't hurt someone...
1075
00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:07,606
... you feel responsibility for, do you?
1076
00:49:07,748 --> 00:49:09,335
No.
1077
00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:13,284
Wow, that really took
the shit out of that one.
1078
00:49:27,915 --> 00:49:30,540
All right.
1079
00:49:30,565 --> 00:49:32,015
What do you do?
1080
00:49:39,082 --> 00:49:41,804
God.
1081
00:49:45,498 --> 00:49:47,040
Ow!
1082
00:49:47,124 --> 00:49:49,249
Fuck.
1083
00:50:12,313 --> 00:50:13,647
Hey.
1084
00:50:18,374 --> 00:50:19,796
What do you want?
1085
00:50:22,289 --> 00:50:24,331
Is, uh, Boone still asleep?
1086
00:50:24,915 --> 00:50:26,179
Yeah.
1087
00:50:30,249 --> 00:50:32,040
I fucked your sister.
1088
00:50:38,601 --> 00:50:42,249
You're really working hard
for that Tamietti hat trick.
1089
00:50:42,274 --> 00:50:44,274
Jesus. That doesn't bother you?
1090
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:45,682
Nope.
1091
00:50:45,707 --> 00:50:47,179
Okay.
1092
00:50:47,649 --> 00:50:49,524
Well, I don't know what to say, Lip.
1093
00:50:49,748 --> 00:50:52,179
That shit just... It doesn't bother me.
1094
00:50:53,082 --> 00:50:54,484
Why?
1095
00:50:56,582 --> 00:50:58,866
I mean, why? Why do you care so little?
1096
00:50:58,891 --> 00:51:01,099
Is it 'cause of what
happened to your mom or... ?
1097
00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:02,531
My mom?
1098
00:51:04,623 --> 00:51:07,073
My mom died of cancer,
you fucking asshole.
1099
00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:09,723
What, and you think she'd
want you to just give up?
1100
00:51:09,748 --> 00:51:11,748
Hey, shit's happened to me, too.
1101
00:51:11,773 --> 00:51:14,107
That doesn't mean I don't feel things.
1102
00:51:14,132 --> 00:51:15,699
Now you're feeling things
for me all the sudden?
1103
00:51:15,724 --> 00:51:18,304
No, that's not what I said. Not for you.
1104
00:51:18,329 --> 00:51:19,531
I just mean in general.
1105
00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:28,413
All right.
1106
00:51:29,269 --> 00:51:30,460
Good talk.
1107
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,339
It bothers me.
1108
00:51:41,907 --> 00:51:43,162
It...
1109
00:51:44,378 --> 00:51:46,870
bothers me that you fucked Cory.
1110
00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:49,161
I mean... Of course it bothers me.
1111
00:51:49,186 --> 00:51:50,826
Christ, I...
1112
00:51:53,191 --> 00:51:55,391
I mean, it bothers you
that I fucked Boone, right?
1113
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:56,957
Yeah, it does.
1114
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,256
Well...
1115
00:52:01,399 --> 00:52:02,756
Good.
1116
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:04,483
Good.
1117
00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:06,576
Great.
1118
00:52:08,582 --> 00:52:09,748
Great.
1119
00:52:14,999 --> 00:52:16,874
So maybe just don't fuck Boone anymore.
1120
00:52:16,957 --> 00:52:18,022
Fine.
1121
00:52:19,748 --> 00:52:22,005
- Don't fuck Cory anymore.
- Yeah, fine.
1122
00:52:22,030 --> 00:52:23,266
Fine.
1123
00:52:35,082 --> 00:52:36,319
Okay.
1124
00:52:37,207 --> 00:52:38,428
Okay.
1125
00:52:52,249 --> 00:52:54,082
What the fuck?
1126
00:52:54,107 --> 00:52:55,733
Debbie changed the locks.
1127
00:52:57,099 --> 00:52:58,849
Ugh.
1128
00:52:58,874 --> 00:53:00,319
Jesus.
1129
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,764
She won't let any of us in
until we pay what we owe her.
1130
00:53:07,214 --> 00:53:09,084
Is there room over there for me?
1131
00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:30,373
You're never gonna screw
over women, are you?
1132
00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:32,483
I don't know.
1133
00:53:34,207 --> 00:53:35,787
You don't know?
1134
00:53:36,351 --> 00:53:38,102
I don't know if I'm into women.
1135
00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:42,399
Oh.
1136
00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:44,874
Still keeping my options open.
1137
00:53:48,982 --> 00:53:50,066
Okay.
1138
00:53:52,648 --> 00:53:53,959
I promise.
1139
00:53:56,347 --> 00:53:57,771
Promise what?
1140
00:53:58,364 --> 00:53:59,948
To never screw over women.
1141
00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:10,615
Thanks.
1142
00:54:15,332 --> 00:54:17,287
You get the rest of
the money you owe us?
1143
00:54:20,874 --> 00:54:22,178
Nope.
1144
00:54:23,321 --> 00:54:24,944
This doesn't mean you don't owe us.
1145
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:36,832
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00:54:37,305 --> 00:55:37,740
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