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Mirren:
The natural world.
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Stunning in its beauty.
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Staggering in its complexity.
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And although these landscapes,
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with their myriad
of wild denizens,
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may seem alien at first...
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if we look closer,
relatable truths are revealed.
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For within this grandeur
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resides a wealth
of unexpected drama...
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Leopard:
Hey, stripeây!
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Zebra: Uh, yeah?
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I'm gonna mess you up.
Wahhh!
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We are now empowered
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to explore
this once mysterious world
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and revel in the entirety
of life on this planet,
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an astonishing diversity
of beings
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each with their own
fascinating story.
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Gorilla #1: Jack,
I want you to draw me
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like one of
your French girls.
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Wearing fleas.
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Gorilla #2:
All right.
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Wearing only fleas.
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Let us venture
beyond the protective canopy
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of Earth's forests...
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dive deep beneath
its roaring seas...
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traverse its austere
desert landscapes...
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and commune
with fellow travelers
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on this, our shared home.
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Baboon: Errrr....
I don't know about this.
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These animals ââ
vibrant, diverse, passionate ââ
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are not so different from us.
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And if we listened
close enough...
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what would we hear
these noble creatures say?
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Turtle: I don't want
to be on reality TV!!
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Ohh! Ugh! Ugh!
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Prepare yourself
for a truly unique journey...
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and witness the beauty and
wonder that can transpire...
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Male stork:
No, no, that's not right.
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I said it's hit, boom, turn,
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then shimmy,
whackâaâmole, whackâaâmole,
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then boom, unh,
carrot stick, pop.
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Lean with it. Rock with it.
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Scoop, catâcat, then turn.
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Giraffe neck.
Eat the leaves from the tree.
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Eat the leaves from the tree.
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Then you stand on one leg.
Got it?
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Stork: No.
Again.
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Mirren: The animal kingdom stirs
with wonder and possibility.
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It is the very tapestry
of creation itself.
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Join me as we experience
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this majestic orb
in a new light.
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I'm Helen Mirren.
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Yeah, that Helen Mirren.
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Legend of the stage and screen,
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winner of an Oscar,
four Emmys, one Tony,
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four BAFTAs, which is like
the British version
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of the MTV Movie Awards.
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But, you know, let's not make
a whole thing out of it.
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I'm ââ I'm just a regular dame
like you.
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Our journey will touch upon
the commonalities
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that we, as humans, share
with our brethren in the wild.
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We all, animal and human alike,
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live and work and love,
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and, sometimes,
we don't wear pants.
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Tonight, we will focus on what
we learn from our experiences,
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how we grow, the life lessons.
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Chief among these is how
we master our environment.
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And in the forests of Brazil,
there is no greater example
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than the crafty, tufted
capuchin monkey.
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Dad monkey: Okay.
Gonna fix the HVAC.
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Easy. Very easy.
Mr. FixâIt, that's me.
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Is this thing ââ
Is this thing hollow?
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Is this supposed to, uh ââ
Maybe if I...
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Whoa.
Shhhhâish kebab!
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Dang it! That is not
supposed to come off.
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Mom monkey: Don, honey,
I do believe you can fix it,
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but it might be faster
to call a handyman.
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Oh, tâthere's
no need, honey.
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WâWe just have a problem
with one of these, uh,
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springy dealies.
You gotta roll it out.
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Handyman?
I'm a handyman.
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I'm a man. I have hands.
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This'll do the trick.
Just gotta...
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This guy here,
stick this into the, uh ââ
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Fuuuuudge brownies.
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Keep it together, Don.
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Gah. Come on!
Maybe if I just...
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Don't know what I'm doing here.
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Maybe I need a Phillips head?
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Hey, honey! Can you
bring me the Phillips head?!
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That was
the Phillips head!
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I know! And now I need
a flat Phillips head.
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That's not a thing, Don.
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Kid monkey:
Want me to find you
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a YouTube tutorial, Dad?!
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A tutorial?!
AâAbsolutely not!
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IâIn fact, son,
you should come down here,
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learn a thing or two.
It's a good teachable moment.
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What am I talking about,
"teachable moment"?
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I have
an artâhistory degree.
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I'm not a friggin'
handyman!
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Ugh. This is gonna end up
costing us twice as much now.
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Eric: Hey, neighbors!
What's Don ââ
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Hey! Don!
You need a hand?!
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Looks like you need
a pipe wrench!
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Dad monkey: I'm fine, Eric,
but thanks!
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IâIt's under control!
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Hey, Siri.
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Call handyman.
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Mirren: While working with
one's hands is a noble pursuit,
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there are those,
both human and animal,
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who can coast
solely on their looks...
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...as we shall see on a visit
to the island of Madagascar
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to meet the fetching
sifaka lemur.
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Photographer:
Models aren't born.
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They're made!
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Once in a blue moon,
you capture a model
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that defines beauty, style,
and je ne sais quoi.
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He...is...Serge!
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Temperamental? Yes.
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Serge:
Unh! I'm starving!
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But it is what you get
when you work with living art!
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Hey, everybody! I'm Serge!
And I'm a model! Gah!
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Oh. Okay. Uh, that's great.
You look great, Serge!
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But less of the talking.
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Show me how much
you love nature.
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Okay. I'll lick the tree.
I guess!
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Yes. More of that.
You love that tree, don't you?
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I love you, tree. Yes.
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Yes! Show me!
Love that tree!
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You are a sexy mistress
of nature!
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Keep going!
You are on fire!
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Look! I can almost turn my head
all the way around!
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Ow!
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No, no.
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Serge should be seen...
and not heard!
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Okay.
I'll be real quiet then!!
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Do you hear me?!
I'LL BE REAL QUIET NOW!!
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Ugh. Looks like a million bucks,
but, boy, is this guy dumb.
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Yes! That's it!
Give me what I need!
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Mirren: Many animals are
not blessed with a partner ââ
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one who can serve
as an inspirational muse
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or a hunting companion
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or just a good hang
you can crack a few beers with.
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Solitary creatures must survive
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by relying on their own
unique abilities...
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especially in the lonely depths
of the mighty ocean.
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Sea fairy: It is I,
the mystical sea fairy..
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who only visits
but once a century!
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Aren't I so very beautiful?!
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Now, I'm ready to grant
your greatest wishes!
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Is anyone...?
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Nobody's here.
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I guess 2021 is going great.
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No one needs a wish granted.
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A hundred short years ago,
people were stoked to see me,
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wishing for stuff
left and right.
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Welp. I guess, uh ââ I guess
I'll just come back...later.
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Mirren: Not all creatures
toil in obscurity.
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There are those who exist
to make their presence known.
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Yes, another life lesson
our animal friends can impart
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is the value in drawing
attention to oneself.
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Unless, of course,
you're an antelope
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and most of your day is spent
trying not to get eaten.
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But, still,
there are the bold ones,
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the brazen souls who dare
to stand out from the crowd...
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like these socially cunning
Japanese squirrels,
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who rule their corner
of the Aokigahara Forest.
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Narrator: And, now,
grab a rainwater martini
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and join the ladies of
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"The Real Housewives
of the Forest Biome."
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Squirrel #1: Hey, Bev!
Squirrel #2: Yes, dahâling.
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Do you think I went
a little overboard
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on my cheeks this time?
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Don't be silly!
They're perfect!
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Squirrel #3:
Hey, Bev, what about me?
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You couldn't look better
if you tried.
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Aww! You mean it?
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I swear on my firstborn.
And she's the normal one.
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Bev, when are you getting
your cheeks filled?
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Why, I'm doing it
right now.
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Young squirrel:
Excuse me, ma'am?
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Did you just
call me "ma'am"?
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Squirrel #3: Oh, no, girl.
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Young squirrel:
Yeah, do you know where
the nearest restroom is?
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Oh, and now you assume
I work here?
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Squirrel #3: Ooh! That's
strike two. Careful, now.
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Young squirrel:
I guess I wasn't thinking.
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Exactly! Now get your tight fur
out of my sight...
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Okay, okay. Geez.
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...before I lose my nuts!
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Mirren: We can learn so much
from the inhabitants
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of the animal kingdom.
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Wisdom can be gleaned
from the noble lion...
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the majestic hermit crab...
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and elephants,
who I honestly think
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are kind of overrated, actually.
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Ohh! What about these guys?!
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Jerrââ
Where's my producer, Jerry?
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Jerry:
Uh, yes, Dame Helen?
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What is this animal?
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What is it?
Some kind of raccoon cat?
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Those are, uh...
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...coatis.
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Hmm! Coatis.
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Bring me one. I want one.
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Well, they're aâa wild animal
aâand protected, I think.
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Oh, okay.
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Then put me down
for a couple of chipmunks
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or ground squirrels till
we get this coati thing sorted.
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You got it.
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Thank you, Jerry!
You're the best.
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I know; I don't tell you that
enough, do I?
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And therein lies another
vital lesson we can glean.
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Careful communication
is vitally important,
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especially in the wild.
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Just ask
the North American pika,
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who are as social
as they are skittish.
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Pika wife: Hey, hon?
Pika: Yeah?
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Know what I was thinking
the other day?
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Totally!
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I can't believe
that tomorrow's
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already our sevenâyear
anniversary!
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Crazy, right?
Wait. Seven years?
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Oh, God! Not again!
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I'll take this.
And this.
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Ooh, and this.
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Weasel:
Hey! My begonias!
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Sorry, Steve.
Need these more than you!
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Boobie husband:
There goes Harold again.
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Boobie wife: Yeah, I wonder what
he did to Jeannie this time.
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Boobie husband:
Poor guy can't win.
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Happy seventh anniversary,
sweetheart! Hehâheh!
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Harold, I was talking
about it being seven years
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since we remodeled
our bathroom.
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Oh. Uh, yâyeah.
Heh. I knew that.
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So should I find a vase
for these or...?
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And we've been married for
thirteen years, not seven.
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Yep. Got it.
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Mirren:
Our animal friends
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mirror our own romantic pursuits
back at us.
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We recognize, in their
wild, horny fumblings,
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ourselves...
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and we see
the same insecurities...
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foibles, and sweaty desperation
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that often accompany
our search toward...
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you know, hooking up,
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bumping uglies, whatâhaveâyou.
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And our closest animal relative,
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the chimpanzee
of the African Congo,
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knows full well
that the art of seduction
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can be difficult to master.
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Male chimp: But soft!
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What light through
yonder window breaks?
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It is the east.
And Juliet is the sun.
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Female chimp: Aye, me.
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She speaks!
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Her eye discourses.
I will answer it.
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Heh heh heh.
Hiiiiiiii! Ehh...
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What? Who said that?
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Meeee! Heh!
It's me! I said that!
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I've been watching you
on your balcony
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from down here. Hi!
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Ugh! Scram, creep!
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Okay. Fair enough.
Byeâeee!
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Sea fairy: 'Tis I! Again!
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The mystical wishâgranting
sea fairy. From earlier?
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No? Well...
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I'm still just...
swimming around,
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looking for anyone
who might have a wish.
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Nobody? Really?
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Maybe it's because
I'm four miles underneath
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the surface of the ocean.
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You know,
when I appeared last century,
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I took the form
of a majestic glowing fox
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that wandered from town to town.
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This time, I'm a slug floating
in the middle of the ocean.
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Not the best choice
in terms of foot traffic, yes.
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That's on me.
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Still, you'd think
there'd be at least
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some blobfish out there wishing
they didn't look so stupid.
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Okay, that was unprofessional
of me.
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Still? Nobody?
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COME ON!!
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Well, joke's on you people.
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'Cause I can live forever.
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And next time I come back,
you'll all be long dead!
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So long, !
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Mirren: Life in the wild,
like our human existence,
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is marked by unpredictability...
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...shadowy dangers...
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and the grim specter of fright.
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Oh, sorry. I just thought
of something funny.
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Anyway, perhaps you, too,
have encountered
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one of the most challenging
of life's lessons ââ
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how to face one's fears.
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Frog: Okay. Okay.
You can do this, Jake.
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IâIt's just the high dive.
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A vâvâvâvery high dive.
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Snake: Hey, Jake.
Jussst jump already.
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What are you waiting for?
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Frog:
I will! I'll jump!
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On my own time.
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I'll jump. Like now.
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In three, two...
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Ohh, boy.
Okay. Come on.
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Just one little jump,
and you'll prove to your friend
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that you're not afraid
of heights!
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Juâump! Juâump! Juâump!
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Stheriously,
don't be such a chicken!
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Have you always
had that lisp?
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I'm trying Invithalign.
That'th it. I'm gonna push you!
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What?! Push me?!
Don't!
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Fine. I'll just...
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jâuâuâuâuâuâuâuâuâump!
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Oh, wow! He did it!
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Ow! Ugh!
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Gah! Unh!
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Sthorry. I forgot
they drained the pool.
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Mirren: One of the key lessons
to survival in the wild
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is simple awareness.
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Is that animal
lurking in the shadows
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a friend or a predator?
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Is it safe to drink
from this stream?
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And where the hell
did I park my car?
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In short, one must learn
to be always aware
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of one's surroundings.
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Gameâshow host: And, now,
the brandânew game show
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everyone is howling about!
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It's time for...
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Studio audience:
Wolf! Or! Rock!
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Gameâshow host:
Let's meet tonight's contestant!
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Rich: Yeah, I'm Rich, a retiree
from Scottsdale, Arizona.
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Okay, Rich.
Let's play the game.
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Do you see...
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a wolf...or a rock?
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I'm ready to answer.
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00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,323
Wait till you hear
the buzzer.
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00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:34,700
Yeah, but I'm ready
to answer now.
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00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,702
Shh! Just...quiet.
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00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:42,457
Now, Rich, what did you see?
A wolf or a rock?
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Yeah, it's a wolf.
Obviously.
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And the answer is ââ
Audience?
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Studio audience: Rock!
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Wait. What?!
Wait a minute!
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And that's
all the time we have.
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Seriously,
what the ?
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Tune in next week for another
enthralling episode of...
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Studio audience:
Wolf! Or! Rock!
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Amber:
Hi, guys. It's Amber.
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And welcome to
my OnlyFins Page.
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Now, who wants to see me
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eat...this...algae?
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Mirren: As we pierce the veil
of the animal kingdom
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and behold the wondrous
creatures who reside within,
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we are struck
by their stories...
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and, in some cases,
their body hair...
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and we uncover the universal
life lessons within.
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Animals, like us, must learn
the value of hard work...
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00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:04,539
the importance
of conquering their fears...
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and the value of persistence.
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For those with intricate
social structures,
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like the Virunga mountain
gorillas of East Africa,
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00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:16,218
there can be great pressure
to prove oneself.
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00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,267
Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
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Take 1.
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Gorilla: Can't believe I need
to audition, but whatever.
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00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,732
How 'bout a little swing?
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I did this on
"Planet of the Apes."
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It's on my résumé.
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You probably remember
"Oohâooh, ahhâahh!"
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Yeah, that's a little bit
of my monologue
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from a little film called
"Kong: Skull Island."
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Lot of college dudes
still quote that.
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Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
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Take 2.
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Gorilla: Of course I can.
I'm professionally trained.
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Lesson one ââ
no matter how hard ââ unh ââ
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00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:54,923
...make it look easy.
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00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:59,803
And that's what you call
working with props.
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Casting assistant: Gorilla
auditioning for role of Gorilla.
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Take 3.
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Gorilla:
Heyâoh! Oneâhanded.
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Heh. That's some pro
right there.
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00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:09,312
Ope! One hand again. Haâha!
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I should be a household name.
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00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:14,484
Heyyy!
Oohâooh, ahhâahh, right? Haâha!
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Our grandkids will be quoting
that when we're both dead.
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00:20:16,611 --> 00:20:19,030
By the way,
I also do my own...
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00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,198
...stâuâuâuâunts!
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Mirren: We depart
the treetops of the lowlands
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to once again return
to the haunting majesty
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of the ocean floor,
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00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:39,634
where we check in one last time
with an old friend.
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Sea fairy: 'Tis I. Yep.
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00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:44,681
The mystical sea fairy.
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00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:46,266
Still here.
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00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:49,519
Seriously. What is up?
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Everyone keeps swimming by.
Nobody wants a wish.
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00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:55,066
Acting like I'm the .
401
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:59,112
A starfish just gave me
the finger like five times!
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00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,947
How often do you come across
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00:21:00,947 --> 00:21:03,658
a magical, wishâgranting
sea fairy?
404
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,535
Come on!
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00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:08,079
I even paid for a whole bunch
of Instagram ads.
406
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,123
Nothing. Ugh!
407
00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,501
My dad was right. I should
have gone to law school.
408
00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:25,514
Mirren: The world of nature
is not merely one of splendor...
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00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:29,601
...grandeur...
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00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:36,733
...and endless glimpses
of windswept vistas.
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00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:39,319
Although, sure,
it's got a buttload of those.
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00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:45,492
Rather, this world can often
embody two ideas at once.
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00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:50,121
Peril and mischief...
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00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,917
beauty and absurdity...
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00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:59,339
and, like, kind of gross bugs
and cute baby bears.
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00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:03,468
And all of them speak
to the lessons of life...
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00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,887
when nature calls.
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00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,477
Stan Eiseberg:
Are you tired of clambering
up steep, slippery inclines
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00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:14,813
only to fall back down
like a clumsy fool?
420
00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:18,358
Are you sick and tired
of fighting against gravity
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00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:20,735
and your own inability
to evolve?
422
00:22:20,735 --> 00:22:22,612
Penguin: Whoopsie!
Stan Eiseberg:
Have you slid down
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00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:25,365
into the frigid arctic waters
and thought to yourself,
424
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:26,950
"There's gotta be a better way"?
425
00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,160
Well, friends, there is.
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00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,079
Hi. I'm Stan Eiseberg,
427
00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:33,123
for Eiseberg's
Penguin Stairs.
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00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:35,333
For years, climbing
has been the bane
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00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,877
of penguin
existence.
430
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,587
Our silly little feet
can't grip,
431
00:22:38,587 --> 00:22:40,630
and I don't even think
we have knees.
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00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:44,009
I try not to dwell on it.
It's pretty upsetting.
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00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:47,012
But, now, with my patented
stair technology,
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00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,557
you can take the first step
into a brighter future,
435
00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:52,809
one where you're not flailing
like a buffoon
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00:22:52,809 --> 00:22:55,854
and sliding helplessly into
the mouth of a hungry orca.
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00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:57,772
So stop being nature's
little clown,
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00:22:57,772 --> 00:23:01,276
always falling over and soiling
your fancy little tuxedo.
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00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:04,362
You're a penguin. Be proud.
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00:23:04,362 --> 00:23:06,573
With Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.
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00:23:06,573 --> 00:23:09,159
You're gonna like the way
you slowly climb up somewhere.
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00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:11,536
I guarantee it.
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00:23:11,536 --> 00:23:13,204
Announcer:
Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.
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00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:15,332
Handrail sold separately ââ
because, you know,
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00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:17,626
you're a penguin
and you don't have hands.
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00:23:26,468 --> 00:23:29,554
Mirren: The living world.
447
00:23:29,554 --> 00:23:33,391
Pulsing with
vibrant beauty and wonder.
448
00:23:33,391 --> 00:23:38,188
An achingly intricate,
natural tapestry ââ
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00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,273
lush rainforests...
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00:23:40,273 --> 00:23:42,901
snowâswept mountains...
451
00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:45,445
and mighty oceans.
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00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,864
Look all around you.
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00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:50,033
Our planet is a treasure
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00:23:50,033 --> 00:23:53,495
of sights and sounds.
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00:23:53,495 --> 00:23:54,788
Voice: On your left!
Seal: What?
456
00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:55,914
I said, "On your ââ"
457
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,290
Unh!
Oooooooof!
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00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,583
I meant on your right!
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00:24:01,628 --> 00:24:03,296
Mirren:
We are blessed with the ability
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00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:07,801
to now tour the unspoiled
majesty of nature itself...
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00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:10,845
to walk beside
our animal brethren.
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00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:15,183
These beings,
once so mysterious to us,
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00:24:15,183 --> 00:24:17,435
can now step from the shadows
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00:24:17,435 --> 00:24:22,941
to reveal themselves
in all their grandeur.
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00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:25,026
Lizard: Hey, Mitch.
Ya got something on your face.
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00:24:25,026 --> 00:24:28,196
Mantis: Oh. How embarrassing.
Where? Here?
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00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:30,156
NâNo. HâHere.
IâI'll get it for ya.
468
00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,829
Thank you.
469
00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:41,376
Now we shall venture deep
into the domain of the animals,
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00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:43,920
plunge into
the darkest jungles...
471
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,757
soar above towering mountains...
472
00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:50,051
and explore the noble kingdoms
473
00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:55,265
that can exist even in the
smallest pockets of creation.
474
00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:56,766
Ant #1: What are you doing?
Hey, stop it.
475
00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,644
I'm gonna fâaâaâaâall!
476
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,524
Ant #2: And that's for telling
people I overreact to things!
477
00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:08,069
Mirren: Together, we'll discover
that life on this planet
478
00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:13,033
is one sprawling,
shared experience.
479
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:17,579
Compassion, empathy,
communication.
480
00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:21,791
These are not qualities
reserved only for humans.
481
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:25,295
And when a being
finds its true voice,
482
00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:29,924
the whole world
should lean in to listen.
483
00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:32,552
Leave what you know behind
484
00:25:32,552 --> 00:25:35,722
and prepare to be humbled
and astonished
485
00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:37,557
by all that is revealed...
486
00:25:44,522 --> 00:25:48,193
Announcer: And, now, untamed,
unvarnished, unsolicited.
487
00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:50,445
These are...
488
00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:56,117
Wolf: So...do you guys think
that "The Crown"
489
00:25:56,117 --> 00:25:59,079
is just kinda...boring?
490
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:00,246
I've watched every episode,
491
00:26:00,246 --> 00:26:03,083
and, honestly,
I'm just kinda bored.
492
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,292
Huh!
493
00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,963
Announcer:
This has been...
494
00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,477
Mirren: So far on our journey
into the natural world,
495
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:26,523
we have witnessed animals
assert their dominance...
496
00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:30,026
confront their deepest fears...
497
00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:34,155
and contemplate their impact
on future generations.
498
00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:36,658
But how do they apply
this knowledge
499
00:26:36,658 --> 00:26:39,994
while also intermingling
with myriad other creatures
500
00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:44,207
on this, our shared Earth?
501
00:26:44,207 --> 00:26:47,377
As we shall now witness,
animals, like us,
502
00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:51,714
must navigate
familial relationships...
503
00:26:51,714 --> 00:26:54,008
intense rivalries...
504
00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:58,221
and dalliances
with straightâup weirdoes.
505
00:26:58,221 --> 00:27:02,100
Indeed, our wild planet
is host to...
506
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,686
a world of personalities.
507
00:27:04,686 --> 00:27:07,939
And, now, let us begin at...
508
00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:10,066
hm, the beginning.
509
00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,819
Makes sense, I guess.
510
00:27:12,819 --> 00:27:15,446
The earliest interpersonal
relationship for each of us,
511
00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:20,660
whether human or animal,
arrives in childhood.
512
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:24,497
To see this in action, we travel
to the African savanna,
513
00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,541
where a rambunctious
young elephant
514
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,002
makes his presence known.
515
00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:34,299
Bird #1: Ahh.
Lovely day for a walk.
516
00:27:34,299 --> 00:27:36,301
Bird #2: Don't look now,
but that large neighbor boy
517
00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:37,677
is out again!
518
00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:39,012
Oh, no.
You mean...?
519
00:27:39,012 --> 00:27:41,764
Little elephant:
YAYYYYY!
520
00:27:41,764 --> 00:27:45,059
Announcer: Carmichael.
Lives large. Is large.
521
00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:47,854
Carmichael: Hey!
Some friends! Let's play!
522
00:27:47,854 --> 00:27:48,980
Henhâhenhâhenhâhenhâhenh!
523
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,231
Whoa!
524
00:27:50,231 --> 00:27:51,691
Yay! Come here, bird!
525
00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:53,401
Parent elephant:
Oh. Sorry.
526
00:27:53,401 --> 00:27:55,612
Carmichael, sweetie,
leave the Wilsons alone.
527
00:27:55,612 --> 00:27:57,405
They're just out for a stroll.
528
00:27:57,405 --> 00:27:59,073
He gets excited.
529
00:27:59,073 --> 00:28:00,658
That's okay.
530
00:28:00,658 --> 00:28:03,745
Carmichael: I'm gonna
hug you with my feet, friends!
531
00:28:03,745 --> 00:28:05,288
I'm just like you!
532
00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:07,123
JUST LIKE YOUUUUU!!
533
00:28:07,123 --> 00:28:09,542
Come here. Come here, bird.
Come here.
534
00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:11,502
Friends forever!
535
00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:13,296
God, he's a menace!
536
00:28:13,296 --> 00:28:15,173
We have to move!
That's all there is to it.
537
00:28:15,173 --> 00:28:16,716
We gotta move.
538
00:28:16,716 --> 00:28:19,677
Parent elephant:
Carmichael, let's go.
539
00:28:19,677 --> 00:28:21,930
Carmichael: Did you see me
with my frieeeends?
540
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,766
They were playing with me!
And then they left!
541
00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:27,143
Well, maybe they just couldn't
handle how perfect you are,
542
00:28:27,143 --> 00:28:29,145
my sweet, innocent, little...
543
00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:31,856
Announcer: Carmichael!
544
00:28:39,489 --> 00:28:42,325
Mirren: Children,
by their nature, are curious ââ
545
00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:45,703
Everâwatching, always exploring,
546
00:28:45,703 --> 00:28:47,580
and constantly
spilling Goldfish crackers
547
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,791
all over the backseat
of your car.
548
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:52,502
I mean, really. Did you manage
to get any of it in your mouth?
549
00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:55,505
Sorry.
550
00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:58,925
The mind of a child
is a delightful wonder,
551
00:28:58,925 --> 00:29:00,969
but even for our wild cousins,
552
00:29:00,969 --> 00:29:04,055
like these pumas
in the foothills of Patagonia,
553
00:29:04,055 --> 00:29:07,642
their curiosity can be
a bit of a handful.
554
00:29:11,688 --> 00:29:12,981
Puma #1:
Stop touching me!
555
00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:15,233
Puma #2:
I'm not touching you!
556
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,651
Stop touching me!
557
00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:18,403
I'm not touching you!
558
00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:20,321
Puma #3: I'm telling Mom
you're touching him!
559
00:29:20,321 --> 00:29:22,448
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm gonna tell Mom
560
00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:24,659
you took the batteries out
of her buzzy banana thing.
561
00:29:24,659 --> 00:29:27,453
TâThat's not a banana.
It's a jiggly magic wand!
562
00:29:27,453 --> 00:29:29,789
Puma mom: Boys!
Why are there batteries
563
00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:31,416
out in the living room?
564
00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,376
Were you playing
around in my room?!
565
00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:35,128
Puma kids: Nooooo!
566
00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:37,588
Puma #3:
But what was that thing?
567
00:29:37,588 --> 00:29:40,466
Puma mom: That was Mommy's...
electric toothbrush.
568
00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:42,385
If she doesn't brush her teeth
once a day,
569
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:45,722
she gets...cranky.
570
00:29:52,645 --> 00:29:54,939
Mirren: Navigating
familial relationships
571
00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:58,359
can be tricky for any species.
572
00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:01,738
But life's struggles are not
relegated merely to one's home.
573
00:30:04,198 --> 00:30:07,744
The outside world presents
its own share of obstacles.
574
00:30:10,288 --> 00:30:16,002
At some point, every animal
on Earth meets their match...
575
00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:20,214
whether in the form
of a physical rival
576
00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,341
or a sandwich
they simply couldn't finish.
577
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:29,182
To face these challenges,
one must dig deep
578
00:30:29,182 --> 00:30:31,434
and find their hunger
to prevail...
579
00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:35,772
...both for victory
580
00:30:35,772 --> 00:30:39,942
and for what remains
of that tuna hoagie.
581
00:30:39,942 --> 00:30:44,530
Competition can push any species
toward greatness...
582
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,574
as evidenced by the interplay
583
00:30:46,574 --> 00:30:50,703
between the tufted
capuchin monkeys of Brazil.
584
00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:53,164
Narrator: If you thought you
knew what "extreme" meant...
585
00:30:53,164 --> 00:30:54,624
Monkey: G'aaaaah!
586
00:30:54,624 --> 00:30:56,334
...you better think again!
587
00:30:56,334 --> 00:31:00,379
A buncha monkeys. Just one vine.
588
00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,131
Over crocodileâinfested waters.
589
00:31:03,674 --> 00:31:06,344
Whoever can hang on
the longest, wins...
590
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:09,931
one...million...dollars!
591
00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:13,768
That's right ââ
one million dollars of money,
592
00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:17,105
which creates
a whole lotta drama!
593
00:31:17,105 --> 00:31:19,524
Monkey: YâYes, I did just
outswim several crocodiles
594
00:31:19,524 --> 00:31:21,526
that wanted to eat me,
but I'd do it again.
595
00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:23,361
I'd get back up
on that vine again
596
00:31:23,361 --> 00:31:24,904
because I could
really use that money.
597
00:31:24,904 --> 00:31:27,031
That money would
change my life, man.
598
00:31:27,031 --> 00:31:29,951
It would change my life.
599
00:31:29,951 --> 00:31:31,327
Narrator:
You won't wanna miss...
600
00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:33,830
"Whose Vine Is It Anyway?"
601
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:35,373
Coming this summer to ââ
602
00:31:35,373 --> 00:31:37,041
What's that?
Can't use that title, huh?
603
00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:39,585
Ah. Copyrighted. Got it.
604
00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:42,046
You won't wanna miss...
605
00:31:42,046 --> 00:31:45,842
"American Monkey Warrior,"
only on ââ
606
00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,718
Really? That one, too? Okay.
607
00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:50,555
You won't wanna miss...
608
00:31:50,555 --> 00:31:52,473
"Monkeying Around."
609
00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:09,073
Announcer: You didn't ask,
and he doesn't care.
610
00:32:09,073 --> 00:32:11,033
These are...
611
00:32:12,785 --> 00:32:14,579
Wolf: I...
612
00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:17,290
I do not get Chris Hemsworth.
613
00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:19,917
I just don't think
he's hot or charismatic.
614
00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,335
Like, at all.
615
00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:22,587
Am I wrong?
616
00:32:22,587 --> 00:32:25,006
Well. Just how I feel.
617
00:32:25,006 --> 00:32:27,300
Announcer:
This has been...
618
00:32:34,056 --> 00:32:37,727
Mirren: As human visitors
into the realm of the wild,
619
00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:40,730
we underestimate nature
and its inhabitants
620
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:43,107
at our own peril.
621
00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,193
As we have explored so far,
622
00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:48,321
animals are passionate,
complex creatures
623
00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:52,783
who can inspire awe
and reverence.
624
00:32:52,783 --> 00:32:54,327
They can also, quite frankly,
625
00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:57,622
sometimes act like
total jackasses.
626
00:32:57,622 --> 00:33:00,833
In the wild,
as in human society,
627
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:05,755
it can be tough to decipher
the line between friend and foe.
628
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:09,383
This is especially true
for a sika deer and a macaque
629
00:33:09,383 --> 00:33:11,385
in the forests of Japan.
630
00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,515
Rico: Huh! Easy there, whiskey!
Settle down, girl.
631
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:18,476
Kwame:
Rico, get off my back,
632
00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:20,686
and stop giving me
these cheesy horse names.
633
00:33:20,686 --> 00:33:22,230
My name is Kwame.
634
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,898
I don't know what
you're talking about.
635
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:27,068
Rico: Hehp!
Run like the wind, Misty!
Kwame: Get off!
636
00:33:27,068 --> 00:33:29,487
Rico: Huhp! Giddyâup,
Ginger Snap! Giddyâup!
Kwame: Ow! Rico!
637
00:33:29,487 --> 00:33:30,863
Rico:
Settle down, Seabiscuit,
638
00:33:30,863 --> 00:33:32,365
or it's straight
to the glue factory.
639
00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:33,616
Kwame: Get off my...
640
00:33:33,616 --> 00:33:35,076
Rico: Whoops.
Guess you're right.
641
00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:37,620
Sorry, Chestnut.
Boy, get off me.
642
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,830
You play too much.
643
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,794
Mirren:
From the woodlands of Japan
644
00:33:44,794 --> 00:33:48,297
to the boundless serenity
of the ocean,
645
00:33:48,297 --> 00:33:50,841
there is great beauty
in this world.
646
00:33:52,802 --> 00:33:54,929
And to fully embrace it,
647
00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:58,140
you must throw caution to the
wind and follow your passion.
648
00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:03,312
Unless your passion is to be
a socialâmedia influencer,
649
00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:06,857
which I think we can all agree
we've quite had enough of those.
650
00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:10,319
This Chilean king crab
651
00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:13,155
in the coral reefs
of the Pacific Ocean
652
00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:17,285
has found subtle and fascinating
ways to express itself.
653
00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:23,958
Crab mom: Hey, sweetie.
Whatcha doin'?
654
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,377
Crab daughter:
Hi, Mom. Just
out for a run. What's up?
655
00:34:26,377 --> 00:34:29,171
You remember how I was taking
that creativeâwriting class?
656
00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:30,965
Oh, yeah. Sure.
657
00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:32,925
Well, I started
writing a book.
658
00:34:32,925 --> 00:34:35,011
That's great. I'm glad
you're trying something new.
659
00:34:35,011 --> 00:34:36,387
Alright.
Gotta get back to this.
660
00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:37,805
Can I read you a little?
661
00:34:37,805 --> 00:34:39,515
Just something
I've been noodling on.
662
00:34:39,515 --> 00:34:40,766
Uh, oâokay.
663
00:34:42,601 --> 00:34:44,562
"My onceâdormant passion
664
00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:47,606
had finally been brought
roaring back to life,
665
00:34:47,606 --> 00:34:51,235
and all because of the
tender touch of...Armando."
666
00:34:51,235 --> 00:34:54,572
Whoa, whoa. Stop.
Armando our mailman?!
667
00:34:54,572 --> 00:34:56,365
Oh, that's just coincidence.
668
00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:59,619
"At first, it was just
innocent love notes.
669
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:03,706
But soon, I ached for
Armando to deliver...more."
670
00:35:03,706 --> 00:35:05,416
I don't wanna hear this!
671
00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,543
"I wondered ââ
could Armando's package
672
00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:08,836
fit into my mail slot?"
673
00:35:08,836 --> 00:35:11,422
Mom! This is all wrong!
674
00:35:11,422 --> 00:35:13,382
You're right.
It's not graphic enough.
675
00:35:13,382 --> 00:35:15,801
I'll call you back later with
the more Xârated version.
676
00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:17,970
Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
677
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:28,064
Mirren: Spend enough time
in the depths of the ocean,
678
00:35:28,064 --> 00:35:33,277
and you may eventually feel that
you are all alone in this world.
679
00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:35,237
Spend five minutes
listening to a guy
680
00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:38,032
talk about his podcast
where he rewatches every episode
681
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:40,368
of "NCIS: New Orleans,"
682
00:35:40,368 --> 00:35:44,121
and you will wish you were
all alone in this world.
683
00:35:44,121 --> 00:35:47,041
But the truth is,
we are not alone,
684
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:51,671
which is fortuitous, as life on
Earth can be full of obstacles.
685
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:55,841
We journey now
to the Alaskan tundra
686
00:35:55,841 --> 00:35:57,802
to learn that,
in order to triumph
687
00:35:57,802 --> 00:36:00,096
over the wild's many challenges,
688
00:36:00,096 --> 00:36:05,685
the sharpâtailed grouse must
rely on the power of teamwork.
689
00:36:07,895 --> 00:36:09,438
Bird #1: Where is it?
690
00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:11,273
Bird #2:
It's in here somewhere.
691
00:36:11,273 --> 00:36:13,734
You're sure this is where
you last saw your phone?
692
00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:17,154
Because if we flew home and
then all the way back here...
693
00:36:17,154 --> 00:36:20,282
Yes. This is where I last
remember having it.
694
00:36:20,282 --> 00:36:21,909
Well, should we try
calling it?
695
00:36:21,909 --> 00:36:24,870
Cheryl, IâI can't call it.
IâI don't have my phone!
696
00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:27,415
We'll call it
with my phone!
697
00:36:27,415 --> 00:36:29,875
Let me guess. You didn't
set up "Find My iPhone."
698
00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,669
I did. IâI did.
699
00:36:31,669 --> 00:36:33,504
I just forgot
the password!
700
00:36:36,674 --> 00:36:39,885
You paid for
AppleCare, right?
701
00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,354
Mirren: In the wild,
similar species,
702
00:36:50,354 --> 00:36:52,732
and temperaments,
cluster together,
703
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,859
both for protection
704
00:36:54,859 --> 00:36:58,946
and occasionally to get a group
discount at the laserâtag place.
705
00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:02,408
Whether it be a pride of lions,
a parliament of owls...
706
00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:05,619
or a crapâton of penguins,
707
00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:11,292
animals know that it is vitally
important to find your own gang.
708
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,378
Made monkey:
For as long as I can remember,
709
00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:16,422
I always wanted
to be a made monkey.
710
00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:22,636
It was my big day,
the day I got all the bananas,
711
00:37:22,636 --> 00:37:26,056
and everybody came out
to the railing to pay respect.
712
00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:29,393
Vinnie Longtail, Tommy Bananas,
and Little Tom.
713
00:37:29,393 --> 00:37:31,937
There was Johnny "Take Your
Daughter to Work" Carbucci,
714
00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:33,189
and his daughter Claire.
715
00:37:33,189 --> 00:37:35,232
Claire:
Hi! How ya doin'?
716
00:37:35,232 --> 00:37:38,360
I saw Curious George,
Paranoid George,
717
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,031
Disinterested George,
Suspiciously Curious George...
718
00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:44,533
Monkey: Hey.
What's ya PIN number?
719
00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:47,787
I was a made monkey.
I could do anything.
720
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,830
And none of it
would have happened, kids,
721
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:52,249
if I didn't remember to floss.
722
00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:15,648
Announcer:
Yes, we're still doing this.
723
00:38:15,648 --> 00:38:17,650
Time for another of our...
724
00:38:21,987 --> 00:38:24,240
Wolf: Honestly,
I actually think it's easier
725
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,283
to pay attention
on Zoom meetings.
726
00:38:26,283 --> 00:38:28,619
I like it.
I really, really like it.
727
00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:30,496
And I'm off.
728
00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,414
Announcer:
This has been...
729
00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:45,261
Mirren: Knowing one's strengths
and limitations
730
00:38:45,261 --> 00:38:49,139
can be a helpful tool
for survival.
731
00:38:49,139 --> 00:38:53,018
Life on this planet
is chaotic and unpredictable.
732
00:38:53,018 --> 00:38:56,522
And the chacma baboon
of Botswana knows full well
733
00:38:56,522 --> 00:39:00,442
it is impossible to predict when
a new challenge will sneak up
734
00:39:00,442 --> 00:39:02,111
behind you.
735
00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:09,243
Baboon: Hey, guys,
if I ask you something,
736
00:39:09,243 --> 00:39:10,703
will you be real with me?
737
00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:12,371
âOh, yeah, Roy.
âYeah, Roy, of course.
738
00:39:12,371 --> 00:39:14,874
âYou can trust us.
âYeah. We'll keep it...real.
739
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,376
I'm serious, guys!
Did I sit in bubble gum?
740
00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:19,879
Nathan: Turn around.
Let's see it!
741
00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,964
No! Oh, no!
742
00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,677
It's not funny!
Did I?
743
00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:33,893
But, seriously,
you should see a doctor.
744
00:39:37,354 --> 00:39:41,483
Mirren: Let's move away
from that troubled baboon.
745
00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,068
And not a moment too soon.
746
00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:44,945
The image of whatever
the hell that was
747
00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:49,074
is gonna stick with me
for a while.
748
00:39:49,074 --> 00:39:51,660
The very survival of a species
depends upon
749
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:57,249
that most soughtâafter
of all personalities ââ a mate.
750
00:39:57,249 --> 00:40:00,586
We move now
to the forests of Thailand
751
00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:04,173
to discover that even
a noble great hornbill
752
00:40:04,173 --> 00:40:07,843
can be affected
by the complications of romance.
753
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,311
Bird:
She loves me...
754
00:40:19,688 --> 00:40:21,231
She loves me not...
755
00:40:23,025 --> 00:40:25,110
She loves me...
756
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:32,034
She loves me not?!
757
00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:36,914
Hey! Hey, buddy!
Relax!
758
00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:39,083
You don't know
how she feels.
759
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:41,669
She...loves me?
760
00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:43,754
Sure. It's possible.
761
00:40:43,754 --> 00:40:48,467
Although, and no offense,
but you do seem pretty needy.
762
00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:51,387
She loves me not!
763
00:40:51,387 --> 00:40:53,514
Look. I don't know!
You're asking me.
764
00:40:53,514 --> 00:40:55,724
You're asking the tree.
You're a mess, man!
765
00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:58,477
Have some selfârespect!
Damn!
766
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:03,357
Thank you, Jeff.
I needed that.
767
00:41:03,357 --> 00:41:06,318
Don't mention it.
You're my friend.
768
00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:09,446
He...loves me?
769
00:41:09,446 --> 00:41:11,031
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
770
00:41:11,031 --> 00:41:12,950
We don't know each other
that well.
771
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,577
He loves me not!
772
00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:19,331
Dude, get your
together!
773
00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:26,463
Mirren: Our foray into the realm
of our animal friends
774
00:41:26,463 --> 00:41:28,757
now draws to a close,
775
00:41:28,757 --> 00:41:30,843
but join us next time
776
00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:33,429
as we weave around
the bend of a river...
777
00:41:33,429 --> 00:41:36,598
gaze up at a wondrous sky...
778
00:41:36,598 --> 00:41:39,518
or just watch this guy
pull something out of his ear
779
00:41:39,518 --> 00:41:41,812
and then seriously contemplate
eating it.
780
00:41:41,812 --> 00:41:45,566
Oh, my God. Please, no. Cut away
before he actually eats it!
781
00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:47,192
Thank you.
782
00:41:47,192 --> 00:41:50,320
Yes, you never know
what you'll see...
783
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,406
when nature calls.
784
00:41:56,577 --> 00:41:58,829
Miles: Okay. That's it.
785
00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:01,665
House party's over. My mom's
gonna be home any minute.
786
00:42:01,665 --> 00:42:05,169
Hello? You two
need to leave. Now?
787
00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:07,337
Kyle: Beat it, loser. Can't you
see we're busy over here?
788
00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:09,465
I said...
789
00:42:09,465 --> 00:42:11,216
PARTY OVER!
790
00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:12,718
Kyle: Hey! We're going!
791
00:42:12,718 --> 00:42:14,887
Get out of my house!
No, no, no!
792
00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:16,680
This is my sister's room!
793
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,849
Leave!
794
00:42:18,849 --> 00:42:20,309
I don't even know you!
795
00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:24,646
We're in the same
homerâoâoâoâoom!
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