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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,211 --> 00:00:06,211 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:06,629 --> 00:00:09,400 [waves crashing] 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:57,881 --> 00:01:02,786 - [people chattering] - [soft music] 5 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:20,405 ♪ Well you can't understand what you just can't imagine ♪ 6 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:26,510 ♪ It's all wonderful here ♪ 7 00:01:26,543 --> 00:01:30,848 ♪ As we drive through the countryside ♪ 8 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:36,287 Ooh, yeah, thank you. 9 00:01:48,331 --> 00:01:49,333 What you thinking? 10 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,268 Excuse me? 11 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:56,606 I can see you didn't really like it 12 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,277 so I was wondering what you're thinking. 13 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:03,314 Didn't realize I was under surveillance. 14 00:02:03,346 --> 00:02:06,416 Just getting the vibe. 15 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:07,484 What's wrong with it? 16 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:11,522 Where do I start? 17 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:15,793 I just... think there's a bit much going on. 18 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,497 The colors, yeah, it's a bit busy. 19 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:21,766 Gives me a headache. 20 00:02:21,799 --> 00:02:23,367 Right. 21 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,635 What about you? 22 00:02:25,902 --> 00:02:28,805 It was definitely not my best piece, but. 23 00:02:33,711 --> 00:02:34,912 - You painted this? - Yeah. 24 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,849 Oh my God, is this your event? 25 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:40,418 Yeah. 26 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:42,019 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 27 00:02:42,051 --> 00:02:43,453 It's fine, honestly, it's totally fine. 28 00:02:43,486 --> 00:02:44,587 No, I'm so sorry, it's not- 29 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:45,790 Honestly, it's fine. 30 00:02:45,823 --> 00:02:47,058 I didn't mean to offend you. 31 00:02:47,091 --> 00:02:48,526 You didn't offend me, it happens all the time. 32 00:02:48,558 --> 00:02:50,828 Thank you for trying to make me feel better 33 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,863 but I'm sure that's not the case. 34 00:02:54,063 --> 00:02:56,366 Can I get you a drink as a way of apologizing? 35 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,001 No. 36 00:02:59,502 --> 00:03:00,437 - This is your event. - Yeah. 37 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,338 You're paying for the champagne. 38 00:03:01,372 --> 00:03:02,573 Yeah, its my champagne. 39 00:03:02,605 --> 00:03:04,709 I'm sorry, it's been a really long day. 40 00:03:04,741 --> 00:03:06,343 Ah, fuck it. 41 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:11,781 So what are you doing here? 42 00:03:11,814 --> 00:03:15,118 Clearly not for the amazing art on the wall. 43 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,754 Yeah, I was meant to be meeting a friend 44 00:03:17,788 --> 00:03:18,656 and she bailed on me. 45 00:03:19,856 --> 00:03:21,425 She's the arty one. 46 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:23,328 Right, do I know her? 47 00:03:24,961 --> 00:03:26,697 Sarah Quinn? 48 00:03:26,729 --> 00:03:28,566 I don't think she knew you. 49 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:30,500 I think that she just, she lives in the area. 50 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:32,536 Just she has really good taste in art. 51 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:33,737 [laughing] 52 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,004 But not her friends. 53 00:03:35,038 --> 00:03:36,474 I'm sorry. 54 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,542 Honestly, it's totally fine. 55 00:03:38,574 --> 00:03:40,744 A few of us are gonna go out and grab some food after 56 00:03:40,777 --> 00:03:43,646 if you wanted to come and join. 57 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,849 Oh, thank you. 58 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:49,453 I can't this evening actually. 59 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:50,987 No, it's fine, I was just wondering. 60 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,090 Maybe another time? 61 00:03:55,558 --> 00:03:57,694 Do you want to hear more of my thoughts? 62 00:03:57,728 --> 00:04:00,164 Yes, I'd love to get more of your thoughts. 63 00:04:00,197 --> 00:04:02,900 Critique my outfit or my... 64 00:04:04,634 --> 00:04:05,769 Oh. 65 00:04:05,802 --> 00:04:07,037 No, that would be really cool. 66 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:09,906 - Should I take your number? - Yeah, yeah. 67 00:04:11,641 --> 00:04:12,742 I'm Tess, by the way. 68 00:04:12,776 --> 00:04:14,478 Henry, nice to meet you, Tess. 69 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:15,979 Nice to meet you. 70 00:04:16,013 --> 00:04:18,048 Their reaction was to go completely the opposite way. 71 00:04:18,081 --> 00:04:19,682 Just ludicrous surrealism. 72 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:22,720 Would you say that that's art? 73 00:04:22,752 --> 00:04:24,555 So is that what you're aiming for? 74 00:04:26,889 --> 00:04:28,459 [laughing] 75 00:04:28,492 --> 00:04:29,994 Alright, clearly my taste is- 76 00:04:30,026 --> 00:04:33,764 No, no, but how is it going for you actually? 77 00:04:33,797 --> 00:04:36,901 - It's going fine, it's okay. - Just okay? 78 00:04:38,035 --> 00:04:40,138 Could be better, but- 79 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,707 Have you ever sold anything? 80 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,043 Well from the exhibition or like in general? 81 00:04:47,577 --> 00:04:49,846 From the exhibition or I don't know in general? 82 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,552 You don't think I've sold anything? 83 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:55,718 No, I do. 84 00:04:55,752 --> 00:04:57,555 Okay, I think we've established 85 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,790 I'm not your target audience. 86 00:04:59,822 --> 00:05:03,661 But there were lots of people there. 87 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,062 Someone must have bought something. 88 00:05:05,095 --> 00:05:07,131 I did, I sold a couple. 89 00:05:07,163 --> 00:05:09,933 - Well, congratulations. - Thank you. 90 00:05:09,966 --> 00:05:11,668 - Cheers. - Cheers. 91 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,043 How much would one of your paintings be? 92 00:05:20,177 --> 00:05:21,679 I'm just interested. 93 00:05:22,779 --> 00:05:25,849 Okay, well, like the one that you really, really liked. 94 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:27,852 For example. 95 00:05:27,884 --> 00:05:28,718 - Yeah. - Yeah. 96 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:31,889 You know, it was about 800. 97 00:05:31,922 --> 00:05:32,790 Wow. 98 00:05:33,824 --> 00:05:34,925 What, is that a lot? 99 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,764 Have you ever been up the Shard? 100 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:43,834 I haven't actually, I've been around it. 101 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:44,935 Around it. 102 00:05:44,968 --> 00:05:46,670 Base, I've been around the base. 103 00:05:46,702 --> 00:05:47,537 Like Borough Market? 104 00:05:47,571 --> 00:05:48,773 - Yeah. - Yeah. 105 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:50,942 I love it down there. 106 00:05:52,141 --> 00:05:54,245 Have you ever been to that pasta restaurant? 107 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:55,679 Which one is that? 108 00:05:55,711 --> 00:05:58,915 It's called Pa-day-a or Padella or something? 109 00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:00,550 It's like an offshoot of one 110 00:06:00,584 --> 00:06:03,853 and it's meant to be the most amazing pasta. 111 00:06:03,887 --> 00:06:04,654 Is it good, have you been? 112 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:06,789 I've been to the original restaurant. 113 00:06:06,822 --> 00:06:08,758 Yeah, it's really good. 114 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,527 How long have you been in London? 115 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:15,266 Been about 10 years. 116 00:06:15,298 --> 00:06:16,733 Wow, really? 117 00:06:16,766 --> 00:06:18,870 Yeah, I don't think I ever wanna leave. 118 00:06:21,872 --> 00:06:23,841 I just feel like it has the ability to, 119 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:26,743 I dunno, you know when you have like, 120 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:27,978 you know when you have like a shit time 121 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:31,849 it picks you up and sorry, I'm just rambling. 122 00:06:31,882 --> 00:06:33,050 Yeah, you are. 123 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:36,954 No, honestly, I totally, I get what you mean. 124 00:06:36,987 --> 00:06:40,724 It's like an old friend or something, isn't it? 125 00:06:40,757 --> 00:06:43,961 It knows all your secrets but doesn't judge you for them. 126 00:06:43,994 --> 00:06:45,530 Yeah, exactly. 127 00:06:48,764 --> 00:06:50,700 - Cold, you cold? - Yeah. 128 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:53,169 Do you want my jacket? 129 00:06:53,202 --> 00:06:54,003 No, I'm fine. 130 00:06:54,036 --> 00:06:56,039 [laughing] 131 00:06:56,072 --> 00:06:58,174 I'm an independent man. 132 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,077 Never said you weren't. 133 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:07,685 What do you want to do? 134 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:12,156 I don't know, should we have a walk or? 135 00:07:31,675 --> 00:07:32,977 Or kiss. 136 00:07:37,781 --> 00:07:39,083 I had a really nice day. 137 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:49,058 - Good morning. - Good morning. 138 00:07:49,091 --> 00:07:50,693 My mom made us some breakfast. 139 00:07:50,726 --> 00:07:51,861 Your mom? 140 00:07:51,894 --> 00:07:55,031 Yeah, it's my Mom's place. 141 00:07:55,064 --> 00:07:55,865 I'm joking! 142 00:07:55,899 --> 00:07:57,935 It's not my mom's place, its my place. 143 00:07:57,968 --> 00:08:02,338 I have got you a little full English Henry extravaganza. 144 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:04,742 Oh, thank you. 145 00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:07,377 Did you forget I'm actually vegetarian? 146 00:08:07,411 --> 00:08:09,079 Oh fuck. 147 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:11,814 No, it's so nice of you. 148 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:13,317 - So sorry. - No, its fine. 149 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:15,119 - Bollocks. - Thank you. 150 00:08:15,151 --> 00:08:16,319 - Oh, well. - Sorry. 151 00:08:16,353 --> 00:08:18,989 - Do you like coffee? - I love coffee. 152 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:21,858 Good, okay, you like it black? 153 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:22,959 [Tess squealing] 154 00:08:22,992 --> 00:08:24,260 - Jesus Christ! - Oh shit, sorry! 155 00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:26,963 Oh shit, oh fuck. 156 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:30,033 - Okay, just don't worry. - No, no, no, no, 157 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:32,069 these are fucking, these are quite important sheets. 158 00:08:32,101 --> 00:08:34,071 - Oh, that's fucked. - Important sheets? 159 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:36,273 Yes, these are actually my Mom's. 160 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:38,108 These are honestly her favorite. 161 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,709 Can you just get out, I need to change it? 162 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:41,245 Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay. 163 00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:42,946 Oh fuck. 164 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:44,248 Can you not just leave, I think it will come out. 165 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,415 It's just- 166 00:08:45,448 --> 00:08:46,382 It's kind of the same color, isn't it? 167 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:48,085 Yeah. 168 00:08:48,118 --> 00:08:50,153 I'll just have to tell her that you soiled the sheets. 169 00:08:50,187 --> 00:08:51,388 Nice. 170 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:53,157 Yeah, like Spud in "Trainspotting." 171 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:55,893 - What's that? - Spud in "Trainspotting." 172 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,095 Please tell me you've seen "Trainspotting." 173 00:08:58,128 --> 00:08:58,961 No. 174 00:08:58,995 --> 00:09:00,297 You haven't seen "Trainspotting," my God. 175 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,764 Sorry. 176 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:03,734 Oh my God, okay, well I'm gonna forget that 177 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:04,902 but there's a scene in it where, 178 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:08,771 okay, the character Spud, he's one of the characters in it 179 00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:10,707 played by Ewen Bremner, which isn't important, 180 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:13,342 but anyway, he goes and stays at his girlfriend's, 181 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,911 who lives with her parents at their house 182 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,346 'cause he's coming off heroin. 183 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,416 He gets loosey, goosey bowels, 184 00:09:20,817 --> 00:09:25,022 anyway, he wakes up and he's kind of soiled himself 185 00:09:25,054 --> 00:09:28,224 so he gets the duvet and gathers it up and goes downstairs 186 00:09:28,258 --> 00:09:29,460 to put it in the washing machine 187 00:09:29,493 --> 00:09:31,128 but the Mom and the Dad and girlfriend 188 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,929 were down there having their breakfast 189 00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:37,100 and then the Mom says I'll put it in the washing machine 190 00:09:37,134 --> 00:09:40,137 and then he says no, I'll do it. 191 00:09:40,169 --> 00:09:42,171 And they kind of just tussle 192 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:46,477 and the sheets pull apart and shit just... 193 00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:51,214 splatters on everyone's face. 194 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:54,785 Oh, gotta see that movie. 195 00:09:54,817 --> 00:09:55,452 Yeah. 196 00:09:57,153 --> 00:09:58,956 The way you described is like wow. 197 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:02,158 There's more to the film than that. 198 00:10:02,192 --> 00:10:04,094 I don't know why I just said that. 199 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:06,963 No, it's good, it's nice kind of like mood setter. 200 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:07,964 Yeah. 201 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,967 [grunting] 202 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,168 Careful, you're in the fucking coffee. 203 00:10:19,109 --> 00:10:20,310 [Tess] Where's the one place 204 00:10:20,342 --> 00:10:22,211 that you wanna go to in the world 205 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:24,215 that you haven't been to before you die? 206 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,153 What? before I die? 207 00:10:29,186 --> 00:10:30,320 [Tess] This is a serious question. 208 00:10:30,352 --> 00:10:32,155 Yeah, but why do I have to die? 209 00:10:32,188 --> 00:10:36,126 Couldn't it just be someplace I wanna go to? 210 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:38,428 Unless I'm ill. 211 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:43,934 Okay. 212 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,501 You've traveled, right? 213 00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:46,336 You have a passport? 214 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,106 Yes, I have a passport. 215 00:10:50,139 --> 00:10:52,842 And yeah, I'm really well-traveled. 216 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,310 Ireland doesn't count. 217 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:56,280 Okay, I'm not that well-traveled. 218 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,485 - California. - California? 219 00:11:02,519 --> 00:11:04,522 - Yeah. - Why California? 220 00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:13,230 Everyone just seems really friendly over there. 221 00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:16,466 Positive and it's really sunny. 222 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,302 - Liberal. - Liberal. 223 00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:21,371 Yes, liberal. 224 00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:26,009 Okay well, let's go to California. 225 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:30,114 - What now? - Someday, you and me. 226 00:11:32,282 --> 00:11:33,417 - California? - Yeah. 227 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,519 - Okay. - All right. 228 00:11:37,187 --> 00:11:39,322 - Okay. - Yeah. 229 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:44,394 - Bye. - I'll see you tonight. 230 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:48,231 - I'll see you tonight? - [door closing] 231 00:11:48,264 --> 00:11:49,066 Hello? 232 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,336 [snoring] 233 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:59,336 [whispering] 234 00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:12,649 - Did you sleep okay? - Not really. 235 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:13,584 - Really? - No. 236 00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:19,623 - Did I snore? - You do snore a little bit. 237 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,458 - Did you know that? - No, fuck off. 238 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,961 No one has ever told me I've snored, so. 239 00:13:26,261 --> 00:13:27,964 I'll record it next time. 240 00:13:27,998 --> 00:13:29,399 You snore and you dribble a little bit as well. 241 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:31,668 - Like this. - No, can you- 242 00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:36,572 That's you. 243 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:39,208 Okay, changing the subject. 244 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:42,446 Disgusting myself. 245 00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:50,754 - Dribbled on my leg. - Sorry. 246 00:13:50,787 --> 00:13:52,322 What the fuck? 247 00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:54,390 Oh my God. 248 00:13:55,591 --> 00:14:00,364 Okay, here's a top tip from Cosmo. 249 00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:02,365 Go on, tip me. 250 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:08,738 Okay, nights when you can't sleep, count octopus feet. 251 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:11,375 - Count octopus feet? - Yeah, it works a treat. 252 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:13,677 Count to eight? 253 00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:19,316 Or, or, if you don't like that one, 254 00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:24,054 burning tigers, works every time. 255 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:25,621 Why have they got to be on fire? 256 00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:30,192 I don't know, I just, someone told me. 257 00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:31,360 That they have to be on fire? 258 00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:33,397 Yeah, it works. 259 00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:36,500 Or I could just give you a nudge and stop your snoring. 260 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,602 - Sure. - And dribbling. 261 00:14:41,703 --> 00:14:44,274 [snoring] 262 00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:46,377 I'm actually, I'm done. 263 00:14:48,244 --> 00:14:49,546 You not having anymore? 264 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:52,015 [laughing] 265 00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:56,753 I should actually wash my face. 266 00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,488 Please, please do. 267 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,225 Do you want a tissue or something? 268 00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:04,394 No, got my sleeve. 269 00:15:04,427 --> 00:15:07,398 [TV chattering] 270 00:15:19,741 --> 00:15:21,610 Stop looking at me. 271 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,480 Why are we watching this? 272 00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:27,384 Just please, it's good, just give it like 10 minutes. 273 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,454 It's literally the worst human beings 274 00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:33,722 on the planet all together. 275 00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,725 I don't get it, what's the point in watching this? 276 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:39,462 It's just so entertaining. 277 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,102 Entertaining? 278 00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:48,504 It also is actually kind of interesting to watch 279 00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:50,573 from just the perspective of like 280 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:55,444 just the way men deal with a situation compared to women. 281 00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:57,780 All right, so it's a piece of social commentary. 282 00:15:57,813 --> 00:15:59,515 Yes, thank you. 283 00:16:01,783 --> 00:16:03,385 I mean, I literally feel about 30% dumber 284 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,521 since it started, which is about two minutes ago. 285 00:16:05,554 --> 00:16:07,389 Oh, shut up. 286 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:12,428 Okay, it's this guy, he came in like a week ago or something 287 00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:16,533 and then you see the girl in the pink. 288 00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:17,468 Yeah, I see her. 289 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,802 - With the real. - Yeah. 290 00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:22,572 The real. 291 00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,608 So he, sorry. 292 00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:30,179 Oh my God. 293 00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:34,583 Sorry, he made a play for her, 294 00:16:34,616 --> 00:16:38,154 even though she's kind in a relationship or whatever. 295 00:16:38,187 --> 00:16:42,391 So now tonight's episode is gonna be like the repercussion. 296 00:16:42,424 --> 00:16:43,259 Okay. 297 00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:46,496 Oh wow. 298 00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:53,203 He made a play for her? 299 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,206 Then how come he's doing that with that one? 300 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,307 Don't know. 301 00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:00,776 - Oh. - Oh. 302 00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:17,294 [Tess giggling] 303 00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:20,863 He's a dick. 304 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,899 He's a complete penis. 305 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,604 I still don't get it. 306 00:17:27,636 --> 00:17:30,240 [slow music] 307 00:17:56,566 --> 00:18:00,937 ♪ Don't you know how much ♪ 308 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,874 ♪ I don't love you ♪ 309 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,878 [chattering] 310 00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,749 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 311 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:27,730 ♪ And can't you see how much ♪ 312 00:18:27,763 --> 00:18:32,769 ♪ I don't need you ♪ 313 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:40,611 ♪ Just like you were never really there. ♪ 314 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,702 [laughing] 315 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,889 [kissing] 316 00:19:41,002 --> 00:19:42,004 - Okay? - Yeah. 317 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:08,565 [whispering] 318 00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:35,692 I don't mean to be intrusive 319 00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:37,793 but it smells like something's burning. 320 00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:38,961 Yeah, yeah. 321 00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:53,576 Okay, this, there we go. 322 00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:57,146 - Wow. - There I go. 323 00:20:57,180 --> 00:21:00,817 This looks, I don't know. 324 00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:02,551 Well, it's all in the taste. 325 00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:04,487 Don't know how this looks. 326 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:05,622 Okay. 327 00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:10,026 Try it, it's not gonna kill you. 328 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,663 - Try it. - Okay. 329 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:16,600 Huh? 330 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,735 Little crunchy maybe? 331 00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:28,211 Good? 332 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,846 Really good? 333 00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,580 Really, really good? 334 00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:33,616 One really, really good? 335 00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:36,919 It's good. 336 00:21:36,952 --> 00:21:38,788 It's not good, is it? 337 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,888 Shut up. 338 00:21:39,922 --> 00:21:41,458 Oh God, it's repulsive, I'm so sorry. 339 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:42,724 What? 340 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:44,626 Let me try some. 341 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:45,461 No way. 342 00:21:48,663 --> 00:21:49,465 Fucking hell. 343 00:21:50,566 --> 00:21:53,002 - Inedible. - That is disgusting. 344 00:21:56,838 --> 00:22:01,744 Oh my God, oh my God, fuck you Ottolenghi, Jesus Christ. 345 00:22:03,546 --> 00:22:05,015 I followed the recipe. 346 00:22:06,682 --> 00:22:09,919 Did the recipe say anything about burning the artichokes 347 00:22:09,951 --> 00:22:11,988 to tiny particles? 348 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,789 It said hold them over the stove. 349 00:22:14,856 --> 00:22:17,961 - Jesus, I'm so sorry. - Don't worry. 350 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:19,862 - I'm so sorry. - No, don't worry. 351 00:22:19,895 --> 00:22:21,865 Thank you for trying. 352 00:22:21,897 --> 00:22:24,266 Yeah, thank you for patronizing me. 353 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:29,004 I'm not, I'm not, look, it can happen to people. 354 00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:33,809 But just, just, just promise you, 355 00:22:33,843 --> 00:22:36,179 just promise you won't do it again. 356 00:22:36,211 --> 00:22:37,846 Yeah, I promise. 357 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,682 What do you wanna do? 358 00:22:39,714 --> 00:22:41,750 - Oh God. - Should we order in? 359 00:22:41,784 --> 00:22:44,821 - Yeah, I think so. - I'm so sorry. 360 00:22:44,854 --> 00:22:47,923 Oh, honestly, you tried, but can you, 361 00:22:47,957 --> 00:22:50,927 do you want to move it? 362 00:22:51,894 --> 00:22:53,128 It's bad, isn't it? 363 00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:56,031 Sorry, just the smell, it's like into my nostrils. 364 00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:06,075 - Awe. - What? 365 00:23:06,107 --> 00:23:08,944 I feel so bad but thank you for trying. 366 00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,584 What should we get? 367 00:23:15,984 --> 00:23:17,219 Not that. 368 00:23:17,252 --> 00:23:19,556 Yeah, I think I had that excuse last time. 369 00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:22,191 Do you know what though? 370 00:23:22,223 --> 00:23:23,157 Quite a lot of people showed up 371 00:23:23,159 --> 00:23:23,993 and I sold a couple paintings. 372 00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:25,295 Nice, good work. 373 00:23:25,327 --> 00:23:26,895 Thanks, man, I was really happy. 374 00:23:26,929 --> 00:23:28,730 - Really happy. - Nice work, put on a show. 375 00:23:28,763 --> 00:23:31,667 [glasses clinking] 376 00:23:35,871 --> 00:23:37,874 All right, tell me what is it? 377 00:23:41,644 --> 00:23:44,780 Maybe met a lady. 378 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,015 So that's your look of love is it? 379 00:23:46,048 --> 00:23:48,984 Yeah, no man, I met this really nice girl. 380 00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:51,153 - Oh, what's her name? - Tess. 381 00:23:51,186 --> 00:23:52,821 What does Tess do? 382 00:23:52,855 --> 00:23:55,959 Tess is a lawyer. 383 00:23:55,991 --> 00:23:59,295 Yeah, well triple threat, actually. 384 00:23:59,327 --> 00:24:04,032 She's really sound and very pretty. 385 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:09,072 Yeah, so I'm just waiting to fuck it up to be honest. 386 00:24:09,939 --> 00:24:10,840 Why would you fuck it up? 387 00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:12,208 I don't know, I just feel like, 388 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,876 we just, we're very different. 389 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:17,747 Opposites attract, everybody knows that. 390 00:24:18,913 --> 00:24:20,817 I wouldn't worry about it, man, it's fine. 391 00:24:22,018 --> 00:24:23,019 Do you know what, coming from you, Johnny, 392 00:24:23,051 --> 00:24:26,822 the absolute Don of relationships, 393 00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:27,990 I think the longest one you've ever had is what, 394 00:24:28,023 --> 00:24:29,024 about a week? 395 00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:29,959 Low blow. 396 00:24:29,991 --> 00:24:31,259 That means a lot, honestly. 397 00:24:31,292 --> 00:24:34,262 That's fair, look, it's time to celebrate I think. 398 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:35,932 Another pint? 399 00:24:35,964 --> 00:24:37,066 No, I'm good actually. 400 00:24:37,098 --> 00:24:38,134 I'll just finish that and then- 401 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,069 Come on, man, celebrate your new love, a few beers. 402 00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:43,873 I am actually quite skint at the moment, so. 403 00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:46,041 I'll get them in, it's fine. 404 00:24:46,075 --> 00:24:47,009 I'm whittling the cash or something. 405 00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:49,812 Dude, no, I'm all right with cash, thank you. 406 00:24:50,945 --> 00:24:52,047 Thank you, I don't wanna take your money. 407 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,116 I don't like borrowing money, I'm all right, thank you. 408 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,817 Don't be an idiot. 409 00:24:55,851 --> 00:24:57,086 I'm working my hole off for this fucking arsehole. 410 00:24:57,118 --> 00:24:58,286 Might as well give a bit of cash to you. 411 00:24:58,319 --> 00:25:01,289 Have a good time with your new lady friend. 412 00:25:01,323 --> 00:25:04,192 - Come on. - Another pint. 413 00:25:04,226 --> 00:25:06,429 Right, deal, another pint, let's do it. 414 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,730 I'm cool with that. 415 00:25:10,031 --> 00:25:11,067 Maybe water for you. 416 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:14,738 Okay. 417 00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:19,107 - Did you write it? - Yeah. 418 00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:20,944 I'm actually a bit nervous to read it. 419 00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:23,046 - Be kind. - I will. 420 00:25:28,049 --> 00:25:31,119 I'm in all kinds of trouble now. 421 00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:33,122 The kind where you wake up on a train 422 00:25:33,154 --> 00:25:36,925 and everything, everything's strange. 423 00:25:37,826 --> 00:25:38,827 And where am I? 424 00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:41,030 And when did the seasons change? 425 00:25:41,063 --> 00:25:41,998 I must've been asleep. 426 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:44,033 I'm sure I must be late. 427 00:25:45,867 --> 00:25:48,037 I'm in all kinds of danger. 428 00:25:48,069 --> 00:25:51,441 The stranger on the platform is not a proper stranger. 429 00:25:51,473 --> 00:25:54,043 You're here with me, she says. 430 00:25:56,178 --> 00:25:57,080 Isn't it great? 431 00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:58,981 And she's right. 432 00:26:03,184 --> 00:26:05,053 The kind where there's too much meaning on the edges 433 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:08,924 of sites because she might be there and you randomly weep. 434 00:26:09,925 --> 00:26:14,129 I'm in deep, deep, hot water in a boiling hot geyser 435 00:26:14,163 --> 00:26:18,166 in the mist of the mist of the ridiculous Icelandic snow. 436 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,203 You know you should give up the fags and eat fruit 437 00:26:21,237 --> 00:26:23,907 because life should last longer. 438 00:26:24,973 --> 00:26:28,010 This life should last longer if someone like her exists. 439 00:26:29,878 --> 00:26:33,182 Everybody, lock away your razors 440 00:26:33,214 --> 00:26:35,083 and save your lovely wrists. 441 00:26:35,116 --> 00:26:37,886 Someone like her exists. 442 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,057 I'm in every single kind of trouble now, 443 00:26:42,258 --> 00:26:46,796 the kind where a man could write himself a significant part. 444 00:26:48,931 --> 00:26:53,036 I'm in very grave danger of a change of heart. 445 00:27:02,845 --> 00:27:04,213 That was amazing. 446 00:27:07,449 --> 00:27:09,018 Is it someone from work? 447 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:09,951 Is it Don? 448 00:27:09,984 --> 00:27:11,887 - No. - No, oh my God. 449 00:27:13,288 --> 00:27:16,959 Okay, his name's Henry and he's an artist. 450 00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:19,361 - Famous artist? - No, not famous. 451 00:27:19,394 --> 00:27:21,330 I mean, he'd like to be famous, but no. 452 00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:25,801 - Yes. - Tell us more. 453 00:27:27,269 --> 00:27:31,374 Well he's he's very scruffy like a puppy. 454 00:27:31,406 --> 00:27:34,943 And he's a terrible cook. 455 00:27:34,977 --> 00:27:37,580 Oh no, no, no, no, get rid of him right now. 456 00:27:37,613 --> 00:27:41,284 - Is he vegetarian? - No, he likes meat. 457 00:27:41,317 --> 00:27:42,919 He actually eats a lot of meat. 458 00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:47,156 And the reason you're dating again is what? 459 00:27:48,891 --> 00:27:50,794 I know, no, it's good. 460 00:27:51,861 --> 00:27:53,329 Where'd you meet? 461 00:27:53,362 --> 00:27:56,165 We met at one of his exhibitions in the, 462 00:27:56,198 --> 00:27:58,201 you know the gallery behind the disused fire station 463 00:27:58,233 --> 00:27:59,101 - in Greenwich. - I know. 464 00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:01,971 So I was there, I was going to meet Sarah. 465 00:28:02,003 --> 00:28:03,405 She bailed obviously. 466 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:05,608 And so standing in front of this picture 467 00:28:05,641 --> 00:28:08,144 and then this guy comes over to me and he's like, 468 00:28:08,176 --> 00:28:10,111 what do you think of this painting? 469 00:28:10,144 --> 00:28:13,316 Which to be honest, was pretty shit. 470 00:28:13,348 --> 00:28:14,549 [laughing] 471 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:17,887 It wasn't shit but it wasn't great. 472 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,256 Anyway, so I started telling him like what I like, 473 00:28:20,288 --> 00:28:22,023 what I don't like, this and that. 474 00:28:22,057 --> 00:28:23,960 Oh God, I can see where this is going. 475 00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:27,429 So then I turned to him and I was like, what about you? 476 00:28:27,462 --> 00:28:29,130 What do you think? 477 00:28:29,163 --> 00:28:31,901 And he turns to me and he's like. 478 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:35,303 ["On Blue Mountain" by Foxygen] 479 00:28:35,336 --> 00:28:40,343 ♪ I was looking to the Bible ♪ 480 00:28:42,243 --> 00:28:47,250 ♪ I was looking at a girl ♪ 481 00:28:49,285 --> 00:28:54,290 ♪ If you try you can remember ♪ 482 00:28:55,057 --> 00:29:00,230 ♪ That what she sees is just what you know ♪ 483 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:08,338 ♪ Tired of feeling sick for you ♪ 484 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:19,115 [chattering] 485 00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:34,130 ♪ I was driving up the mountain ♪ 486 00:29:35,297 --> 00:29:40,303 ♪ Said I need someone ♪ 487 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:47,176 ♪ Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be waiting ♪ 488 00:29:49,644 --> 00:29:54,651 ♪ Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be waiting ♪ 489 00:29:56,317 --> 00:30:01,324 ♪ For you ♪ 490 00:30:02,423 --> 00:30:05,293 ♪ We can live on the mountain ♪ 491 00:30:05,326 --> 00:30:09,164 ♪ Like living in the sunset ♪ 492 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:14,203 ♪ We can live on this way, true ♪ 493 00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:19,240 ♪ We can live on the mountain ♪ 494 00:30:19,273 --> 00:30:23,211 ♪ Like living in the sunset ♪ 495 00:30:23,244 --> 00:30:28,250 ♪ I wanna live on the mountain, blue ♪ 496 00:30:32,086 --> 00:30:37,093 ♪ I was looking through the Bible ♪ 497 00:30:41,296 --> 00:30:46,269 ♪ I was there at the show, I ♪ 498 00:30:47,702 --> 00:30:52,674 ♪ Oh, don't really wanna lose these here, come radio ♪ 499 00:30:57,512 --> 00:31:02,417 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 500 00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:09,525 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 501 00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:15,530 ♪ For you to find ♪ 502 00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:42,357 ♪ We can live on the mountain ♪ 503 00:31:42,391 --> 00:31:45,795 ♪ Like living in sunset ♪ 504 00:31:45,827 --> 00:31:50,799 ♪ We can live on this way, true ♪ 505 00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:56,404 ♪ We can live there for listen ♪ 506 00:31:56,438 --> 00:32:00,209 ♪ Like children on the swing set ♪ 507 00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:04,446 ♪ I Wanna live on the mountain, blue ♪ 508 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:24,467 ♪ Up the mountain, god will save you ♪ 509 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,367 ♪ Put the pieces back together ♪ 510 00:32:26,401 --> 00:32:29,605 ♪ Up the mountain, god will save us ♪ 511 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:33,208 ♪ Put the pieces back together ♪ 512 00:32:33,241 --> 00:32:36,644 ♪ Up the mountain, god will save you ♪ 513 00:32:36,678 --> 00:32:38,581 ♪ Put the pieces back together ♪ 514 00:32:38,614 --> 00:32:42,250 ♪ Up the mountain, god will save you ♪ 515 00:32:42,284 --> 00:32:45,387 ♪ Put the pieces back together ♪ 516 00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:49,458 ♪ On the mountain, god will save you ♪ 517 00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:53,562 ♪ Put the pieces back together ♪ 518 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:18,514 Told ya. 519 00:34:36,565 --> 00:34:40,503 I didn't tell you I was terrified of heights. 520 00:34:41,503 --> 00:34:42,471 Did I mention? 521 00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:49,579 And it was your idea. 522 00:34:52,547 --> 00:34:53,583 Yeah. 523 00:35:05,594 --> 00:35:07,597 So many buildings just popping up. 524 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,764 So many cranes. 525 00:35:10,831 --> 00:35:12,000 Who's living in them? 526 00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:18,441 It's mad. 527 00:35:20,641 --> 00:35:21,876 Hey, I was thinking we should go away 528 00:35:21,909 --> 00:35:24,346 for the bank holiday weekend, somewhere nice. 529 00:35:26,947 --> 00:35:27,750 I don't know. 530 00:35:27,782 --> 00:35:29,351 What, why? 531 00:35:31,652 --> 00:35:32,754 I've got quite a lot on at the moment. 532 00:35:33,789 --> 00:35:36,925 - Like what? - Like on my paintings. 533 00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:37,960 I've got the exhibition in September, 534 00:35:37,992 --> 00:35:39,795 I can't just drop things. 535 00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:41,563 Yeah, you can. 536 00:35:41,596 --> 00:35:43,532 You don't have to drop them, but you're freelance. 537 00:35:43,565 --> 00:35:44,967 You can take a weekend. 538 00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:49,304 Please, work's been so hectic. 539 00:35:49,338 --> 00:35:51,307 I could already do with a weekend away. 540 00:35:52,507 --> 00:35:54,909 It's the only weekend that we'll be able to do it this year. 541 00:36:00,681 --> 00:36:01,616 It's not just that, 542 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:03,318 I can't really afford to go away at the moment. 543 00:36:04,985 --> 00:36:08,623 Don't worry about it, my treat. 544 00:36:08,657 --> 00:36:12,695 No, no, no, I don't, I'm not letting you do that. 545 00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:15,630 Okay, well, you pay me back. 546 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:19,702 In September, just sell out your show. 547 00:36:19,735 --> 00:36:20,670 Oh, okay. 548 00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:23,639 - Easy? - Yeah, fine. 549 00:36:23,672 --> 00:36:25,474 I'll make sure it sells out. 550 00:36:25,507 --> 00:36:26,775 No, honestly, I don't mind. 551 00:36:33,481 --> 00:36:34,682 I just don't like it. 552 00:36:34,715 --> 00:36:37,752 I don't like owing people money. 553 00:36:37,786 --> 00:36:38,753 Okay. 554 00:36:38,786 --> 00:36:39,620 Don't worry. 555 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,890 Sorry, it just doesn't sit well with me. 556 00:36:41,922 --> 00:36:42,757 Okay. 557 00:36:48,063 --> 00:36:51,800 Just bare with me, picture this. 558 00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:58,473 You and me on a beach, somewhere in the Aegean Sea. 559 00:36:59,574 --> 00:37:03,746 Just like white sand, turquoise water, 560 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,816 no stress, no work. 561 00:37:09,784 --> 00:37:13,021 - Free cocktails. - Sounds really horrible. 562 00:37:14,755 --> 00:37:15,790 Or we could just stay here. 563 00:37:15,824 --> 00:37:17,025 Yeah, of course. 564 00:37:17,057 --> 00:37:21,630 Look, brown Thames, beautiful gray skies. 565 00:37:21,663 --> 00:37:22,931 Yeah, tropical. 566 00:37:22,963 --> 00:37:24,866 I'm sorry, you're right, you're right. 567 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:29,905 It would be, it sounds nice, let's do it. 568 00:37:32,807 --> 00:37:33,942 Yay. 569 00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:36,677 And I'll sell out my exhibition. 570 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,780 Perfect, deal. 571 00:37:42,617 --> 00:37:43,885 No, it'll be really nice. 572 00:37:57,532 --> 00:38:00,536 [upbeat rock music] 573 00:38:11,246 --> 00:38:14,016 [lyrics muffled] 574 00:38:20,521 --> 00:38:22,991 [phone ringing] 575 00:38:25,827 --> 00:38:26,695 Hello? 576 00:38:26,728 --> 00:38:28,496 Hey, sorry, hi Jack. 577 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:31,500 Yeah, it's going good, man. 578 00:38:31,532 --> 00:38:33,601 Just in the studio at the moment. 579 00:38:33,635 --> 00:38:34,970 Just working on the new series. 580 00:38:36,070 --> 00:38:37,806 Thanks, yeah, I know, it's going well. 581 00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:38,940 I'm happy with it. 582 00:38:43,143 --> 00:38:44,145 What's that? 583 00:38:46,847 --> 00:38:47,715 What do you mean? 584 00:38:49,650 --> 00:38:50,952 They can't just do that, can they? 585 00:38:54,822 --> 00:38:56,224 He's fucking serious? 586 00:38:57,925 --> 00:38:58,927 That's their reason? 587 00:39:01,963 --> 00:39:05,834 Man, I've, can we get another one? 588 00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,769 Can we get another gallery to take it? 589 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,606 And what did they say? 590 00:39:13,807 --> 00:39:16,945 Jack, I'm really fucking broke at the moment. 591 00:39:19,114 --> 00:39:20,816 Dude, I seriously need this, man. 592 00:39:27,121 --> 00:39:28,490 All right, all right. 593 00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:50,878 Fuck! 594 00:39:50,911 --> 00:39:53,948 [paintings banging] 595 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:56,519 Fuck! 596 00:40:09,063 --> 00:40:10,065 [Woman] So as you would have seen 597 00:40:10,097 --> 00:40:11,933 from your written appraisal 598 00:40:11,967 --> 00:40:14,570 you've exceeded our expectations, really well done, Tess. 599 00:40:14,603 --> 00:40:16,104 We've been very impressed by your commitment 600 00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,173 and the hours you've put in, really. 601 00:40:18,206 --> 00:40:19,841 There are obvious areas to improve in 602 00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:21,842 as expected from every associate of your level. 603 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:24,746 One of the areas we highlighted is business development. 604 00:40:24,778 --> 00:40:26,949 I know, it's hard. 605 00:40:26,981 --> 00:40:29,684 [Woman] It is hard at your level 606 00:40:29,717 --> 00:40:30,885 to find a network of people 607 00:40:30,918 --> 00:40:33,688 that will eventually give you work, especially in disputes. 608 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:35,591 It's tricky, because as you know, 609 00:40:35,623 --> 00:40:38,759 unlike corporate where you can get repetitive work, 610 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,662 you know, with us we must create a network of people 611 00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:43,065 that will think of us whenever a problem occurs. 612 00:40:43,864 --> 00:40:46,033 And you will never know when that will happen 613 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:47,735 which is why you've gotta get out there, 614 00:40:47,768 --> 00:40:50,137 over and over again. 615 00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:52,340 Because when somebody instructs you as a dispute lawyer 616 00:40:52,373 --> 00:40:54,076 they will instruct you because you're the first person 617 00:40:54,108 --> 00:40:56,010 on their mind basically. 618 00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:56,911 And that's only gonna happen 619 00:40:56,945 --> 00:40:58,380 if you were the last person they heard from 620 00:40:58,413 --> 00:41:01,650 and you will never know who that person will be. 621 00:41:01,682 --> 00:41:03,318 It could be a friend. 622 00:41:03,351 --> 00:41:07,856 It could be a former client, it's worth remembering. 623 00:41:08,856 --> 00:41:11,059 Okay, well congratulations. 624 00:41:11,092 --> 00:41:12,894 You should be really proud, Tess. 625 00:41:12,927 --> 00:41:14,630 Thank you, thanks. 626 00:41:25,072 --> 00:41:26,375 - Are you gonna ask? - Hmm? 627 00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:33,081 How it went to today, my appraisal. 628 00:41:33,114 --> 00:41:36,217 Oh shit, sorry, sorry. 629 00:41:42,123 --> 00:41:44,291 Are you gonna ask? 630 00:41:44,324 --> 00:41:47,762 Yeah, yeah, I was gonna ask. 631 00:41:47,795 --> 00:41:52,333 I was just, my, sorry, I just had a bad day. 632 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:56,004 What happened? 633 00:41:56,036 --> 00:41:59,206 I don't wanna talk about it. 634 00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,409 Henry, you're gonna just sit here in silence? 635 00:42:01,443 --> 00:42:03,111 Yeah, yeah, do you know what, Tess, 636 00:42:03,143 --> 00:42:04,278 I'm just gonna sit in silence. 637 00:42:04,311 --> 00:42:06,414 I just don't wanna fucking talk anymore. 638 00:42:06,447 --> 00:42:09,050 Just tell me what happened. 639 00:42:10,251 --> 00:42:11,086 Please. 640 00:42:12,152 --> 00:42:13,688 What happened? 641 00:42:13,722 --> 00:42:18,427 - They pulled my exhibition. - What? 642 00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:22,396 - Mm. - Who did? 643 00:42:22,429 --> 00:42:24,165 The gallery. 644 00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:25,934 Can they do that? 645 00:42:25,967 --> 00:42:28,836 I don't know, I don't know, apparently yes. 646 00:42:28,869 --> 00:42:30,304 Apparently they can just pull it. 647 00:42:31,405 --> 00:42:32,773 Have you seen a contract? 648 00:42:32,806 --> 00:42:34,709 No, I haven't seen a contract. 649 00:42:34,742 --> 00:42:35,476 I don't do contracts. 650 00:42:35,510 --> 00:42:36,912 Jack deals with contracts. 651 00:42:36,945 --> 00:42:39,014 Okay, well what's Jack saying? 652 00:42:39,047 --> 00:42:42,050 He's saying they just replaced me with someone else. 653 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,085 Who? 654 00:42:45,186 --> 00:42:47,122 Some girl called Sophie Allen. 655 00:42:49,023 --> 00:42:50,791 - Who is she, do you know- - Me neither. 656 00:42:50,824 --> 00:42:52,093 No, I looked her up. 657 00:42:52,126 --> 00:42:56,798 She's some emerging artist, rising star, 658 00:42:57,498 --> 00:42:58,833 according to the Guardian. 659 00:43:00,268 --> 00:43:01,436 It's obviously bullshit. 660 00:43:01,469 --> 00:43:03,172 It's just complete Keith Haring rip off. 661 00:43:21,255 --> 00:43:22,190 Or maybe, 662 00:43:26,795 --> 00:43:30,999 maybe it's a sign that you need to change. 663 00:43:33,233 --> 00:43:34,068 Change what? 664 00:43:35,536 --> 00:43:37,138 Change your style. 665 00:43:37,172 --> 00:43:40,909 Change my style, change my, yeah, sure. 666 00:43:40,942 --> 00:43:42,043 Fuck it, I'll just change my style. 667 00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:43,478 It's not like I've worked hard to get where I am, right? 668 00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:45,780 Henry, I'm not saying that. 669 00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:47,382 Obviously, I know you've worked so hard. 670 00:43:47,414 --> 00:43:48,784 Then what are you saying, Tess? 671 00:43:48,817 --> 00:43:49,384 Why am I just gonna change my style of work? 672 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,317 Because you want- 673 00:43:50,351 --> 00:43:51,853 10 years to try and get this. 674 00:43:51,885 --> 00:43:53,054 So what? 675 00:43:53,086 --> 00:43:55,190 I've worked hard, what? start from scratch. 676 00:43:55,222 --> 00:43:58,092 No, don't start from scratch but go from here. 677 00:43:58,126 --> 00:43:59,427 I'll work in charcoal now. 678 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:01,396 No, just move forward, you want to sell your paintings. 679 00:44:01,429 --> 00:44:03,064 Yeah, of course I want to sell paintings. 680 00:44:03,097 --> 00:44:06,835 You made it work so maybe it's time to change slightly. 681 00:44:06,867 --> 00:44:09,170 Just fucking try something new. 682 00:44:09,204 --> 00:44:12,374 Okay, yeah, okay. 683 00:44:15,175 --> 00:44:16,110 Sorry, you're right. 684 00:44:16,143 --> 00:44:19,814 Yeah, maybe, sorry. 685 00:44:21,849 --> 00:44:23,451 It's gonna be okay. 686 00:44:23,483 --> 00:44:25,554 Yeah, yeah. 687 00:44:26,221 --> 00:44:29,157 I'm sorry about the exhibition. 688 00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:32,561 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 689 00:44:32,594 --> 00:44:36,965 How was your, what did they say at work? 690 00:44:36,998 --> 00:44:39,134 Oh, it was fine, it was nothing. 691 00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,002 Yeah, it's all good. 692 00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:34,623 So, how's the painting going? 693 00:45:36,224 --> 00:45:39,528 It's good, good, good, good, not bad. 694 00:45:40,461 --> 00:45:44,231 Well, don't let the bastards grind you down. 695 00:45:44,264 --> 00:45:47,001 You've got to be patient. 696 00:45:47,034 --> 00:45:51,672 I mean, look, it took me 10 years to sell anything. 697 00:45:51,706 --> 00:45:54,309 Mind you, Handsome Traveler, 698 00:45:54,342 --> 00:45:56,577 that was a God damn masterpiece. 699 00:45:56,610 --> 00:45:59,614 I was thinking of changing my style a little bit. 700 00:45:59,646 --> 00:46:02,250 Ooh, what do you want to do that for? 701 00:46:02,282 --> 00:46:05,219 Well, I'm not exactly selling loads of paintings. 702 00:46:05,253 --> 00:46:06,488 [laughing] 703 00:46:06,521 --> 00:46:09,190 No, no, no, that's the worst thing you can do. 704 00:46:09,222 --> 00:46:11,157 It's just giving in to demand. 705 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:15,329 And that is the graveyard of all creativity, you know this. 706 00:46:15,362 --> 00:46:18,365 Dad, Dad, I need to pay my bills, so. 707 00:46:18,398 --> 00:46:20,234 Oh, oh, right. 708 00:46:20,268 --> 00:46:22,304 See that's what's wrong with your generation. 709 00:46:22,336 --> 00:46:25,306 It's all the buy this, buy that, travel here, travel there. 710 00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,610 What ever happened to living within one's means? 711 00:46:28,643 --> 00:46:29,543 I live- 712 00:46:29,577 --> 00:46:31,479 You own a house in Islington. 713 00:46:31,512 --> 00:46:36,518 Well, yes, which I bought cash from earnings 35 years ago. 714 00:46:37,985 --> 00:46:39,288 Congratulations. 715 00:46:40,755 --> 00:46:42,291 Was quite an achievement. 716 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:48,596 Look, what you need is to find yourself a muse. 717 00:46:50,530 --> 00:46:52,199 You know, a companion. 718 00:46:52,233 --> 00:46:54,202 It works a treat. 719 00:46:54,235 --> 00:46:55,370 You trust me. 720 00:46:55,402 --> 00:46:59,139 There was this one woman I was with, Isabella was her name. 721 00:46:59,172 --> 00:47:01,375 - Yeah, I remember. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. 722 00:47:01,409 --> 00:47:03,177 This was before I met your mother. 723 00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:04,278 - Honestly. - Really? 724 00:47:04,311 --> 00:47:08,349 Yeah, now she was one of the glories of God's creation. 725 00:47:08,382 --> 00:47:12,386 A thing of absolute beauty and smart as a whip. 726 00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,255 Those were the good old days. 727 00:47:14,288 --> 00:47:17,257 I made some of my best work when I was with Isabella. 728 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:20,195 Well, I'm actually seeing someone at the moment, so. 729 00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:23,764 Oh for God's sake, no, you do not see a woman. 730 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:26,300 You see a dentist or a lawyer or a priest. 731 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:29,703 You are with a woman. 732 00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:31,139 Well, she is a lawyer. 733 00:47:33,373 --> 00:47:37,344 Oh, you have got to be joking. 734 00:47:37,378 --> 00:47:39,014 Have you not been listening to a word I've said? 735 00:47:39,047 --> 00:47:40,115 Listen, you need to be with a woman 736 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:43,550 who will get the best out of you, who will inspire you, 737 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,652 not remind you of the terms and conditions 738 00:47:45,686 --> 00:47:47,021 of your tenancy agreement. 739 00:47:47,054 --> 00:47:50,457 Well, she does actually inspire me. 740 00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:51,726 Oh? 741 00:47:51,759 --> 00:47:56,398 Well, you know, I am happy for you. 742 00:47:56,431 --> 00:47:58,365 You enjoy it while it lasts. 743 00:47:58,398 --> 00:48:00,300 I mean sooner or later you're gonna find yourself 744 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:04,471 just standing in the street with a handful of ticker tape 745 00:48:04,505 --> 00:48:05,740 blinking in the sunlight. 746 00:48:05,773 --> 00:48:07,375 What the fuck is ticker tape? 747 00:48:07,407 --> 00:48:10,210 Ticker tape, it, it, 748 00:48:10,244 --> 00:48:14,349 look, all relationships are just a car crash 749 00:48:14,382 --> 00:48:15,583 looking for somewhere to happen. 750 00:48:15,615 --> 00:48:18,519 It's just a matter of time, believe me. 751 00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:26,227 And what ever happened to Isabel? 752 00:48:27,728 --> 00:48:31,633 Well, you know, all good things come to an end. 753 00:48:34,469 --> 00:48:35,771 Thanks for the pep talk. 754 00:48:37,405 --> 00:48:41,076 Well I was afraid you were gonna ask me for money, but. 755 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:51,086 Think I might go home this weekend. 756 00:48:53,753 --> 00:48:54,722 It's a good idea. 757 00:49:01,695 --> 00:49:03,498 I can't believe this is happening. 758 00:49:06,501 --> 00:49:10,405 I just didn't, didn't ever think this would happen to me. 759 00:49:13,141 --> 00:49:16,478 Sorry, it's horrible. 760 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:26,755 There's nothing to say that she can't get through this. 761 00:49:28,523 --> 00:49:31,226 That's not what the doctors are saying. 762 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,594 Doctors don't always know what they're talking about. 763 00:49:35,695 --> 00:49:40,701 My friend, John, when I was growing up, we were about five. 764 00:49:42,436 --> 00:49:45,140 John's mom got told that she had a few months to live. 765 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:47,843 She's still here now. 766 00:49:49,643 --> 00:49:52,413 They don't always know what they're talking about, Tess. 767 00:49:55,449 --> 00:49:56,851 Do you want me to come with you? 768 00:49:56,884 --> 00:49:59,920 No, I don't think that'd be a good idea. 769 00:49:59,954 --> 00:50:01,322 I could just be an extra pair of hands. 770 00:50:01,355 --> 00:50:04,391 Even just helping your dad out. 771 00:50:04,425 --> 00:50:06,461 Clean the house, I don't know, anything. 772 00:50:08,262 --> 00:50:09,264 Just think about it. 773 00:50:18,539 --> 00:50:23,545 I suppose it would be, yeah, maybe it would be helpful. 774 00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:30,485 - It's gonna be okay. - Okay. 775 00:50:31,952 --> 00:50:36,257 Just, just spare me the optimism. 776 00:50:40,228 --> 00:50:41,762 Just trying to be helpful. 777 00:50:41,795 --> 00:50:43,297 I know, it's just a bit. 778 00:50:44,231 --> 00:50:45,833 Feel like a Christian. 779 00:50:57,744 --> 00:51:00,382 Okay, well I'm here if you need me. 780 00:51:02,516 --> 00:51:03,552 Thanks. 781 00:51:06,987 --> 00:51:12,193 - [birds chirping] - [waves crashing] 782 00:51:58,873 --> 00:52:01,742 [loud breathing] 783 00:52:51,692 --> 00:52:54,028 [Tess sobbing] 784 00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:45,613 I just think it'd be bad. 785 00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:46,514 You think, Henry? 786 00:53:46,547 --> 00:53:47,715 Okay, I'm just saying, 787 00:53:47,748 --> 00:53:49,684 it's just like, don't shut it down. 788 00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,995 Are you even following the map? 789 00:54:01,027 --> 00:54:01,862 For fuck's sake. 790 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:07,968 You've missed the turn, you've missed the turn. 791 00:54:08,001 --> 00:54:09,737 Well you're meant to be fucking doing the map Tess? 792 00:54:09,769 --> 00:54:10,972 For fuck's sake. 793 00:54:11,005 --> 00:54:12,006 I'm driving, I don't know where I'm going. 794 00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:13,608 You can't read the fucking map? 795 00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:15,742 I'm driving, I can't fucking do it all, alright? 796 00:54:15,775 --> 00:54:16,676 Okay, alright. 797 00:54:16,710 --> 00:54:17,845 Maybe you should fucking drive. 798 00:54:17,878 --> 00:54:19,748 - Okay, yeah, let's go, swap. - Fine. 799 00:55:13,733 --> 00:55:14,802 Fucking hell. 800 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:41,762 Okay, slow down, fuck, Tess. 801 00:55:45,565 --> 00:55:46,800 Shut the fuck up, let me drive. 802 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,068 All right, I'm just saying, 803 00:55:49,836 --> 00:55:51,572 I think we were meant to go back that way. 804 00:55:52,940 --> 00:55:54,909 We were definitely meant to go back that way. 805 00:55:58,978 --> 00:56:02,049 Just turn, just turn around. 806 00:56:41,621 --> 00:56:42,956 I'm not even asking for that much, you know, 807 00:56:42,989 --> 00:56:44,525 I'm just saying. 808 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,762 Yeah, but that wasn't my decision. 809 00:56:51,231 --> 00:56:56,237 Well then, but how, yeah, no, no, yeah, I actually, 810 00:56:57,036 --> 00:56:58,005 I do understand. 811 00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:02,043 No, I get it, I do get it, I get it. 812 00:57:02,076 --> 00:57:04,744 I'm just saying, you know, if not the exhibition 813 00:57:04,777 --> 00:57:08,348 then why can't we just do something more collaborative with. 814 00:57:08,382 --> 00:57:10,617 Exactly, you know, more brand stuff. 815 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:12,554 Like Alex. 816 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:14,955 Yeah. 817 00:57:17,056 --> 00:57:17,891 Well. 818 00:57:20,226 --> 00:57:22,596 I don't think he is asking for much. 819 00:57:25,065 --> 00:57:25,900 Well get them. 820 00:57:29,168 --> 00:57:31,873 Well, basically, we're not just selling any works. 821 00:57:34,842 --> 00:57:35,943 Why is that on me? 822 00:57:37,110 --> 00:57:38,211 Well, how can you get? 823 00:57:41,949 --> 00:57:46,954 Actually, I think I've seen one of your paintings. 824 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:48,722 The other day. 825 00:57:48,755 --> 00:57:53,827 It was in a private hedge fund in Mayfair 826 00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:57,030 hanging in a meeting room. 827 00:57:57,063 --> 00:57:58,264 Was it really? 828 00:57:58,297 --> 00:58:00,967 From your black and white collection. 829 00:58:01,001 --> 00:58:01,803 Whoa. 830 00:58:03,170 --> 00:58:04,672 You should be proud. 831 00:58:04,704 --> 00:58:06,373 [chattering] 832 00:58:06,407 --> 00:58:08,175 Honestly, I didn't know that had gone there. 833 00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:09,976 More wine, anyone? 834 00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:11,379 I knew I'd sold one. 835 00:58:11,411 --> 00:58:13,747 I'm all right, I have quite a lot still. 836 00:58:18,052 --> 00:58:19,019 Claire? 837 00:58:19,052 --> 00:58:21,188 No, actually I'm at my provision. 838 00:58:21,221 --> 00:58:22,255 What, a big night? 839 00:58:22,289 --> 00:58:25,627 No Tess, but thanks for that. 840 00:58:27,126 --> 00:58:27,961 No. 841 00:58:29,762 --> 00:58:30,730 What? 842 00:58:30,764 --> 00:58:33,701 No, I just, I've got some news. 843 00:58:34,867 --> 00:58:37,070 I told you, I told you when I saw her. 844 00:58:37,103 --> 00:58:37,938 Eyes up! 845 00:58:40,173 --> 00:58:41,809 I'm not pregnant. 846 00:58:44,077 --> 00:58:44,911 Not yet. 847 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:50,818 I, yeah, I, me and Mike decided to start trying so, 848 00:58:51,952 --> 00:58:54,822 and I'm actually ovulating right now. 849 00:58:54,855 --> 00:58:58,726 So I just don't want to turn up too drunk, 850 00:58:58,759 --> 00:58:59,827 mess the whole thing up. 851 00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:00,961 - It's a thing. - No, I know. 852 00:59:00,994 --> 00:59:03,263 It's a thing, it's an app! There's an app for everything. 853 00:59:03,297 --> 00:59:05,965 Literally, - There's an app. 854 00:59:05,998 --> 00:59:07,901 Well congratulations, that's exciting. 855 00:59:07,934 --> 00:59:10,137 [chattering] 856 00:59:10,170 --> 00:59:14,041 - Cheers to that. - Cheers to ovaries. 857 00:59:14,074 --> 00:59:16,976 - Cheers. - A new human. 858 00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:18,846 [laughing] 859 00:59:18,878 --> 00:59:20,181 That was weird phrasing. 860 00:59:20,947 --> 00:59:24,018 Would you know if this would be a boy 861 00:59:24,050 --> 00:59:27,420 or if it was a girl, sorry? 862 00:59:27,454 --> 00:59:30,124 No, you would not know. 863 00:59:30,157 --> 00:59:32,093 It's not like you pay extra and you get to decide. 864 00:59:32,126 --> 00:59:36,063 Well, Mike obviously wants a boy and I, 865 00:59:36,096 --> 00:59:39,467 you know, I want a little girl, so yeah. 866 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,135 - Well we'll have to see. - We'll see. 867 00:59:41,168 --> 00:59:45,072 - Well 50-50, flip a coin. - Flip a coin, exactly. 868 00:59:45,105 --> 00:59:46,074 Just like that. 869 00:59:51,177 --> 00:59:52,179 What about you guys? 870 00:59:52,213 --> 00:59:55,416 Have you ever thought about having kids, children? 871 00:59:55,449 --> 00:59:56,751 - No. - No. 872 00:59:56,784 --> 00:59:59,019 No? 873 00:59:59,052 --> 01:00:00,221 That is not something that we've- 874 01:00:00,253 --> 01:00:01,389 That's never come up. 875 01:00:02,789 --> 01:00:05,992 I think you guys would make amazing parents. 876 01:00:06,025 --> 01:00:07,127 Yeah, I don't know. 877 01:00:07,161 --> 01:00:08,463 I don't feel like. 878 01:00:11,965 --> 01:00:15,236 It kind of takes two, but no, I don't think, I'm not ready. 879 01:00:15,268 --> 01:00:16,936 I don't think you're ready. 880 01:00:16,969 --> 01:00:18,004 What's that supposed to mean? 881 01:00:18,038 --> 01:00:19,005 It takes two. 882 01:00:20,239 --> 01:00:21,108 To make a baby? 883 01:00:24,177 --> 01:00:26,112 Actually now we don't really need. 884 01:00:26,146 --> 01:00:28,883 Yeah, exactly, exactly, with advancements. 885 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,851 Just download the app. 886 01:00:30,884 --> 01:00:33,954 The ovulation and whenever you're ready. 887 01:00:35,021 --> 01:00:35,856 Get a donor 888 01:00:36,824 --> 01:00:37,458 Yeah. 889 01:00:38,826 --> 01:00:41,094 Henry, are you still doing music or anything? 890 01:00:43,496 --> 01:00:44,865 - A little bit. - Yeah? 891 01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:47,134 Messing around. 892 01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:49,237 Anything you're doing at the moment? 893 01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:52,173 I've always got a few little bits and bobs going on. 894 01:00:52,206 --> 01:00:56,043 It's not like a... it's like a little hobby, I suppose. 895 01:00:56,076 --> 01:00:57,244 Go on, show us. 896 01:00:58,110 --> 01:00:59,112 Play some. 897 01:01:00,012 --> 01:01:01,148 Go on, it'll be fun. 898 01:01:01,181 --> 01:01:02,416 No, it would be a really nice thing to do. 899 01:01:02,449 --> 01:01:03,284 We're having dinner. 900 01:01:03,317 --> 01:01:05,318 [chattering] 901 01:01:05,351 --> 01:01:08,254 Yeah, let's, you know, share. 902 01:01:08,288 --> 01:01:09,389 - Really? - Yeah! 903 01:01:09,422 --> 01:01:10,456 Alright. 904 01:01:10,489 --> 01:01:12,359 - Yeah? - Yeah, that's fun. 905 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,463 [gentle piano music] 906 01:01:25,472 --> 01:01:30,478 ♪ I'm on the tips of my toes ♪ 907 01:01:31,177 --> 01:01:36,150 ♪ Drowning but nobody knows ♪ 908 01:01:36,717 --> 01:01:39,519 ♪ Steady as she goes ♪ 909 01:01:49,362 --> 01:01:54,335 ♪ Sat in a bar on my own ♪ 910 01:01:55,568 --> 01:01:59,105 ♪ Staring at girls I don't know ♪ 911 01:01:59,139 --> 01:02:04,045 ♪ I used to be dreamer ♪ 912 01:02:05,244 --> 01:02:10,250 ♪ Now I don't sleep that well ♪ 913 01:02:12,286 --> 01:02:17,291 ♪ Dragging my feet through a fairy tale ♪ 914 01:02:18,057 --> 01:02:22,362 ♪ Sarcastically raising a thumb ♪ 915 01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:27,166 ♪ What a loser ♪ 916 01:02:27,199 --> 01:02:29,502 ♪ I've become ♪ 917 01:02:40,514 --> 01:02:45,519 ♪ I can't seem to lace up my shoes ♪ 918 01:02:46,219 --> 01:02:50,590 ♪ I know there's nothing to do ♪ 919 01:02:50,623 --> 01:02:55,629 ♪ I wanna go dancing ♪ 920 01:02:56,563 --> 01:03:01,269 ♪ But the music's too loud ♪ 921 01:03:04,371 --> 01:03:09,376 ♪ Writing in pen though I'm reading braille ♪ 922 01:03:10,277 --> 01:03:14,347 ♪ Hoping my callouses fail ♪ 923 01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:19,152 ♪ Drinking myself through a parallel ♪ 924 01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:23,257 ♪ Trip on the tip of my tongue ♪ 925 01:03:23,289 --> 01:03:27,728 ♪ What a loser ♪ 926 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:32,967 ♪ Such a loser ♪ 927 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,635 ♪ I've become ♪ 928 01:03:54,086 --> 01:03:56,724 - That's amazing. - That was great. 929 01:03:56,757 --> 01:03:59,293 [chattering] 930 01:03:59,326 --> 01:04:01,996 [Henry] Have a lovely trip back. 931 01:04:02,028 --> 01:04:04,065 Hey man, I'll see you in a week. 932 01:04:05,231 --> 01:04:06,067 Cool, man. 933 01:04:12,204 --> 01:04:14,976 [Woman] You tore my heart out with that song. 934 01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:17,043 [laughing] 935 01:04:17,077 --> 01:04:19,313 We'll learn the lyrics for next time. 936 01:04:19,346 --> 01:04:21,048 [Henry] Four part harmonies. 937 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,160 See ya, drive safe. 938 01:04:34,494 --> 01:04:35,329 - Bye. - Bye. 939 01:04:39,365 --> 01:04:40,467 [Tess] Bye. 940 01:04:42,168 --> 01:04:45,005 [dishes clanging] 941 01:05:37,289 --> 01:05:39,592 I think it's good they came. 942 01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:40,454 - Fuck. - Are you asleep? 943 01:06:40,487 --> 01:06:41,722 Obviously I'm asleep, why are... 944 01:06:41,755 --> 01:06:44,224 You literally just went to bed five minutes ago. 945 01:06:44,257 --> 01:06:46,793 Why are you putting the light on? 946 01:06:46,826 --> 01:06:49,295 I couldn't find my phone charger. 947 01:06:49,329 --> 01:06:50,498 Well can you turn it off? 948 01:06:52,766 --> 01:06:54,501 Tess, turn the light off. 949 01:07:00,773 --> 01:07:01,541 Okay. 950 01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:07,446 - Alright, just, alright- - Don't start like that. 951 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,315 - Just tell me what- - Why did you go to bed? 952 01:07:09,349 --> 01:07:10,284 Just tell me what I did. 953 01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:11,617 What, is this what it is? 954 01:07:11,650 --> 01:07:13,219 I just want you to tell me what I've done wrong 955 01:07:13,253 --> 01:07:14,588 and then I can just deal with it 956 01:07:14,621 --> 01:07:16,389 and we can turn the light off. 957 01:07:16,422 --> 01:07:17,623 What did I do? 958 01:07:17,657 --> 01:07:19,626 What? I didn't do all the washing up? 959 01:07:19,659 --> 01:07:20,561 They're your friends. 960 01:07:20,594 --> 01:07:21,360 Why didn't you stay down there? 961 01:07:21,393 --> 01:07:22,395 They're my friends? 962 01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:23,363 We were having people to dinner. 963 01:07:23,396 --> 01:07:25,532 I did enough. 964 01:07:25,565 --> 01:07:26,398 You did enough? 965 01:07:26,432 --> 01:07:28,768 You played a fucking song, a stupid song. 966 01:07:28,802 --> 01:07:30,570 Oh my God. 967 01:07:30,603 --> 01:07:32,605 Yeah, I played a song. 968 01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:33,941 They asked me to play a song, sorry. 969 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:37,645 It's not about a song. 970 01:07:38,644 --> 01:07:42,615 Well, turn the light off then. 971 01:07:46,286 --> 01:07:47,588 Can you even read music? 972 01:07:49,655 --> 01:07:52,326 No, no, I can't read music. 973 01:07:52,358 --> 01:07:53,594 You know I can't read music. 974 01:07:53,626 --> 01:07:54,827 John Lennon couldn't fucking read music. 975 01:07:54,860 --> 01:07:56,362 John Lennon? 976 01:07:56,396 --> 01:07:57,531 Yeah, John Lennon couldn't read music. 977 01:07:57,563 --> 01:07:59,298 Are you comparing yourself to John Lennon? 978 01:07:59,331 --> 01:08:00,333 Yeah, comparing myself- 979 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:01,368 Jesus fucking Christ. 980 01:08:01,402 --> 01:08:03,237 Of course I'm not comparing myself to John Lennon. 981 01:08:03,269 --> 01:08:05,639 I'm just making the fucking point that he can't read music. 982 01:08:08,608 --> 01:08:12,579 Why does everything have to be so fucking square with you? 983 01:08:12,612 --> 01:08:13,512 Can't read music, no- 984 01:08:13,545 --> 01:08:16,550 Square, don't call me square. 985 01:08:16,582 --> 01:08:17,951 Doesn't matter. 986 01:08:17,984 --> 01:08:20,487 What is your problem? 987 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,389 I sang a song, your friends liked it. 988 01:08:22,421 --> 01:08:23,589 You humiliated me tonight. 989 01:08:23,622 --> 01:08:25,391 Oh my God, dramatic. 990 01:08:26,725 --> 01:08:29,563 - Humiliated you? - Yes. 991 01:08:29,595 --> 01:08:31,597 What, 'cause I played a song? 992 01:08:31,631 --> 01:08:34,601 - No, at fucking dinner. - What? 993 01:08:36,603 --> 01:08:39,405 When Claire asked if we'd thought about having kids. 994 01:08:41,841 --> 01:08:42,743 Yeah? 995 01:08:42,775 --> 01:08:43,809 You were like, no, it takes two. 996 01:08:43,842 --> 01:08:45,479 Like what, what does that mean? 997 01:08:45,511 --> 01:08:47,680 What do you think they're gonna think? 998 01:08:47,713 --> 01:08:48,649 It's so embarrassing. 999 01:08:48,681 --> 01:08:50,483 What do you think it means? 1000 01:08:51,551 --> 01:08:53,320 She was talking about her ovaries, for fuck's sake. 1001 01:08:53,353 --> 01:08:54,688 I don't care. 1002 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,290 You know that I'm a private person. 1003 01:08:57,323 --> 01:08:59,659 Don't do that in front of my friends, okay? 1004 01:08:59,693 --> 01:09:02,329 Maybe if it wasn't true, I wouldn't say it. 1005 01:09:05,698 --> 01:09:06,799 It does take two. 1006 01:09:16,676 --> 01:09:17,577 You gonna get the light? 1007 01:09:17,609 --> 01:09:18,711 Can you turn the light off? 1008 01:09:18,744 --> 01:09:20,413 I've got an early morning. 1009 01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,614 Have to go to work. 1010 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,417 [water spraying] 1011 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:41,128 [Tess sobbing] 1012 01:11:00,712 --> 01:11:03,384 [Tess screaming] 1013 01:12:37,644 --> 01:12:39,947 [Tess crying] 1014 01:13:27,993 --> 01:13:28,895 I can't breathe. 1015 01:13:35,801 --> 01:13:36,636 Okay. 1016 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:30,323 [upbeat music] 1017 01:14:30,355 --> 01:14:32,291 ♪ We can live on the mountain ♪ 1018 01:14:32,324 --> 01:14:35,929 ♪ Like living in the sunset ♪ 1019 01:14:35,962 --> 01:14:40,968 ♪ We can live on this, true ♪ 1020 01:14:43,036 --> 01:14:46,905 ♪ We can live on the mountain ♪ 1021 01:14:46,939 --> 01:14:50,744 ♪ Like living in the sunset ♪ 1022 01:14:50,777 --> 01:14:54,948 ♪ I wanna live on the mountain, blue ♪ 1023 01:15:18,871 --> 01:15:21,207 Henry, people work to live. 1024 01:15:21,239 --> 01:15:23,710 Like it's not the case for everyone 1025 01:15:23,743 --> 01:15:28,081 but that is what people have to do in life. 1026 01:15:28,113 --> 01:15:33,119 So for you to literally refuse to do anything different, 1027 01:15:33,854 --> 01:15:35,288 anything, make any changes at all 1028 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,923 just to make a living, to have some success, 1029 01:15:37,957 --> 01:15:40,093 to provide something for this house, 1030 01:15:41,027 --> 01:15:44,197 I genuinely don't understand. 1031 01:15:44,229 --> 01:15:46,866 I really want you to explain to me. 1032 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,967 This is a genuine question. 1033 01:15:49,001 --> 01:15:49,836 Alright, yeah. 1034 01:15:56,141 --> 01:15:57,877 Well I don't know what you want me to say? 1035 01:16:02,114 --> 01:16:05,184 How many times do I have to say in that same way? 1036 01:16:05,217 --> 01:16:07,019 I can't think of another way to say it 1037 01:16:07,052 --> 01:16:07,854 is I'm a fucking artist. 1038 01:16:07,886 --> 01:16:08,954 Explain it to me again. 1039 01:16:08,988 --> 01:16:09,789 Okay, I'm an artist. 1040 01:16:09,822 --> 01:16:10,724 - Yeah. - Right? 1041 01:16:10,756 --> 01:16:11,790 - Mm-hmm. - I make art. 1042 01:16:11,823 --> 01:16:13,025 - Yeah. - That's what I do. 1043 01:16:13,059 --> 01:16:13,993 Why can't you try and make art that sells? 1044 01:16:14,025 --> 01:16:16,061 Art isn't commerce, okay? 1045 01:16:16,095 --> 01:16:18,264 Art is a feeling, it comes from within. 1046 01:16:18,296 --> 01:16:21,433 I'm not just gonna like follow the pound signs 1047 01:16:21,466 --> 01:16:23,001 'cause you can't do that. 1048 01:16:23,034 --> 01:16:24,871 There's no fucking formula. 1049 01:16:24,904 --> 01:16:27,240 There's no calculations that you can make to make art. 1050 01:16:27,273 --> 01:16:28,942 It doesn't work like that. 1051 01:16:28,975 --> 01:16:30,810 Where would you be living if we weren't together? 1052 01:16:30,842 --> 01:16:34,079 You need to make money to live, you're a fucking adult. 1053 01:16:34,113 --> 01:16:37,050 I know, but it just can fucking happened like that, Tess. 1054 01:16:37,082 --> 01:16:37,916 You don't know what's around the corner. 1055 01:16:37,951 --> 01:16:40,252 Okay, so how long are you gonna give it? 1056 01:16:41,921 --> 01:16:43,289 How long? 1057 01:16:43,322 --> 01:16:45,225 When I'm done, when I'm finished. 1058 01:16:45,257 --> 01:16:48,894 - When you're done, okay. - I can't not do this. 1059 01:16:48,927 --> 01:16:49,528 Do you understand? 1060 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:50,963 I can't not do it. 1061 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:53,800 So do you want me to keep working 1062 01:16:53,832 --> 01:16:57,170 and paying our rent and paying for our food 1063 01:16:57,203 --> 01:16:58,538 and paying for everything that we need? 1064 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,006 Are you okay with that? 1065 01:17:00,038 --> 01:17:01,108 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 1066 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,208 Okay. 1067 01:17:03,242 --> 01:17:04,144 Don't make out that you buy everything as well. 1068 01:17:04,176 --> 01:17:05,210 I buy stuff. 1069 01:17:05,243 --> 01:17:06,479 What do you buy, Henry? 1070 01:17:09,215 --> 01:17:11,217 That chair. 1071 01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,286 - That chair? - Yeah. 1072 01:17:13,319 --> 01:17:15,121 You bought that chair from Johnny 1073 01:17:15,154 --> 01:17:17,791 when you helped him move flat, he gave it to you. 1074 01:17:17,823 --> 01:17:18,924 You didn't fucking buy that chair. 1075 01:17:18,957 --> 01:17:20,225 Yeah, but I got the chair. 1076 01:17:20,259 --> 01:17:22,194 Why does it matter if I pay with it? 1077 01:17:22,228 --> 01:17:25,198 Because the point is you haven't paid for anything 1078 01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:28,534 in the last two years and I'm fucking sick of it, sorry. 1079 01:17:30,837 --> 01:17:33,140 I'm gonna, I'm just gonna go out for a bit, okay? 1080 01:17:45,150 --> 01:17:46,952 [Henry] You seen my yellow jumper? 1081 01:17:51,256 --> 01:17:53,225 Yo, Tess, have you seen my yellow jumper? 1082 01:17:53,259 --> 01:17:54,094 No. 1083 01:17:56,194 --> 01:17:57,363 [Henry] It's not in the drawer. 1084 01:18:03,002 --> 01:18:04,571 Do you know the one I'm talking about? 1085 01:18:04,604 --> 01:18:05,972 The woolen one I got in Scotland. 1086 01:18:06,005 --> 01:18:08,275 Yes, I think I saw it by the front door. 1087 01:18:09,475 --> 01:18:11,278 [Henry] Why is it by the front door? 1088 01:18:13,279 --> 01:18:14,180 Did you wear it? 1089 01:18:14,212 --> 01:18:16,248 I don't care, who cares, maybe, 1090 01:18:16,282 --> 01:18:18,251 but have you looked by the front door? 1091 01:18:18,283 --> 01:18:19,518 [Henry] I'm gonna look now. 1092 01:18:24,023 --> 01:18:25,192 It's not by the front door. 1093 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:28,094 Not in the laundry, it's not in the drawer. 1094 01:18:28,127 --> 01:18:29,462 Yeah, I don't know. 1095 01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:30,896 Henry, I'm just trying to read, 1096 01:18:30,930 --> 01:18:32,097 I'm just taking a moment to read. 1097 01:18:32,131 --> 01:18:33,298 [Henry] Can you just find it, please? 1098 01:18:33,332 --> 01:18:34,567 No, I'm not gonna fucking find your jumper. 1099 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,202 [Henry] What are you pretending to read? 1100 01:18:36,234 --> 01:18:37,903 What is that, is that a book? 1101 01:18:38,637 --> 01:18:41,908 Wow, there's a change. 1102 01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:44,476 I'm trying to read. 1103 01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:45,578 [Henry] I know you're trying. 1104 01:18:45,610 --> 01:18:46,445 What is it, a picture book? 1105 01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,347 Shut the fuck up. 1106 01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:54,287 [Henry] Joking, a bit touchy. 1107 01:18:54,319 --> 01:18:57,189 - Normally you're just- - Get the fuck out! 1108 01:19:16,475 --> 01:19:18,344 [Henry] It was in the drawer. 1109 01:19:18,377 --> 01:19:20,614 I looked in the wrong one. 1110 01:19:26,319 --> 01:19:27,220 Fuck's sake. 1111 01:19:29,721 --> 01:19:31,323 Do you want another one? 1112 01:19:35,493 --> 01:19:38,130 I've got an early start tomorrow. 1113 01:19:38,163 --> 01:19:39,899 I probably shouldn't. 1114 01:19:40,733 --> 01:19:43,136 Gotta get home to Harry. 1115 01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:44,170 - Henry. - Henry. 1116 01:19:44,203 --> 01:19:46,105 You know his name is Henry. 1117 01:19:46,137 --> 01:19:50,277 - Henry, sorry. - Yeah, he's at home. 1118 01:19:52,645 --> 01:19:53,513 How's it going? 1119 01:19:56,349 --> 01:19:57,250 It's going. 1120 01:20:00,185 --> 01:20:02,588 I think that we're definitely gonna have two more. 1121 01:20:03,488 --> 01:20:04,990 Can I get two more please? 1122 01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:09,262 Are you looking forward Kiev? 1123 01:20:09,295 --> 01:20:11,230 No, not at all. 1124 01:20:11,262 --> 01:20:13,332 It is going to be the most- 1125 01:20:13,365 --> 01:20:14,367 - Boring? - Boring. 1126 01:20:14,399 --> 01:20:15,534 It's a good career though. 1127 01:20:16,668 --> 01:20:17,503 Yeah, okay. 1128 01:20:18,436 --> 01:20:19,738 - Yeah, okay. - No? 1129 01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:22,307 - Well. - Sarah is there. 1130 01:20:22,341 --> 01:20:23,242 And Jared. 1131 01:20:23,274 --> 01:20:24,576 Yeah, but I can guarantee you 1132 01:20:24,609 --> 01:20:26,378 that I won't see either of them. 1133 01:20:26,412 --> 01:20:27,280 Yeah, that's true. 1134 01:20:27,313 --> 01:20:29,516 Oh, have you heard about the big surprise? 1135 01:20:30,448 --> 01:20:31,583 - No. - Anderson. 1136 01:20:32,518 --> 01:20:33,686 He's gonna make a speech. 1137 01:20:34,354 --> 01:20:37,256 How the fuck did he manage that? 1138 01:20:37,288 --> 01:20:39,458 No idea, I have no idea. 1139 01:20:41,659 --> 01:20:42,461 Toast? 1140 01:20:44,563 --> 01:20:48,301 To be fair, last year when I went it was awful, 1141 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,702 but the final night is amazing. 1142 01:20:49,734 --> 01:20:51,336 - Really? - Yeah. 1143 01:20:51,369 --> 01:20:53,072 So what am I doing, just living for the weekend? 1144 01:20:53,104 --> 01:20:54,673 Live for the weekend, get through it 1145 01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:56,242 You'll have a good time. 1146 01:20:58,144 --> 01:21:01,681 Good, I'll take a, I'll take that and hope for the best. 1147 01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:04,050 I wish I was going with you. 1148 01:21:04,082 --> 01:21:06,418 Actually you should, why not? 1149 01:21:06,452 --> 01:21:09,255 - No, I've done it once. - Come on. 1150 01:21:12,257 --> 01:21:13,158 Thank you. 1151 01:21:13,193 --> 01:21:16,096 So you're just leaving me to the lion's den? 1152 01:21:18,064 --> 01:21:19,499 You'll survive. 1153 01:21:26,538 --> 01:21:29,376 - So. - So. 1154 01:21:58,503 --> 01:22:01,407 [keys dropping] 1155 01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:04,376 [soft piano music] 1156 01:22:39,545 --> 01:22:41,213 Why are you up late? 1157 01:22:44,582 --> 01:22:46,284 Where have you been? 1158 01:22:46,318 --> 01:22:49,622 I told you, I was having drinks. 1159 01:22:49,654 --> 01:22:51,323 - No you didn't. - After work drinks. 1160 01:22:51,356 --> 01:22:54,194 - Yeah, I did, I told you. - No, you didn't. 1161 01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,628 I've been trying to call you, 1162 01:22:56,662 --> 01:22:57,463 why aren't you checking your phone? 1163 01:22:57,496 --> 01:22:58,698 What? 1164 01:22:58,730 --> 01:22:59,664 I said I've been trying to call you. 1165 01:22:59,698 --> 01:23:02,502 Well, my phone died ages ago. 1166 01:23:02,534 --> 01:23:05,238 I told you, stop looking at me like that. 1167 01:23:05,270 --> 01:23:06,238 You didn't tell me which is why 1168 01:23:06,271 --> 01:23:07,405 I fucking cooked us dinner, Tess. 1169 01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:09,742 You don't fucking cook, Henry. 1170 01:23:09,774 --> 01:23:12,777 It's in the bin if you want to get it out. 1171 01:23:12,810 --> 01:23:14,613 I'm sorry. 1172 01:23:16,414 --> 01:23:17,250 Sure. 1173 01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:26,625 Where were you? 1174 01:23:26,658 --> 01:23:29,461 I just told you I was having drinks after work. 1175 01:23:29,494 --> 01:23:30,829 Yeah, I can see you were having drinks. 1176 01:23:30,863 --> 01:23:32,298 What is that supposed to mean? 1177 01:23:32,331 --> 01:23:34,234 Well, your eyes are like fucking wonky. 1178 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:38,436 Yeah, well when you drink, you get a bit drunk. 1179 01:23:38,470 --> 01:23:41,541 So that's just what happens, yeah. 1180 01:23:44,275 --> 01:23:46,479 Oh my God, you're an absolute fucking mess. 1181 01:23:46,511 --> 01:23:47,612 Sorry? 1182 01:23:47,645 --> 01:23:48,547 I said you're a mess, Tess. 1183 01:23:48,581 --> 01:23:50,483 Shut the fuck up. 1184 01:23:50,515 --> 01:23:51,550 Stop judging me. 1185 01:23:51,583 --> 01:23:53,452 I fucking worked all week. 1186 01:23:53,484 --> 01:23:55,320 I'm allowed to have a few drinks after work. 1187 01:23:55,354 --> 01:23:57,256 Yeah, maybe just tell me in the future. 1188 01:23:57,288 --> 01:23:58,757 I did tell you, Henry. 1189 01:23:58,791 --> 01:24:00,426 If you listened, maybe- 1190 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,328 What were you doing, just drinks, colleagues, networking, 1191 01:24:03,362 --> 01:24:07,533 talking business, really interesting lawyer stuff? 1192 01:24:07,565 --> 01:24:11,536 Yeah, I'm so boring, I'm so fucking boring, fuck you. 1193 01:24:11,569 --> 01:24:12,837 You just sit at home all day doing nothing. 1194 01:24:12,871 --> 01:24:14,507 You're a lazy piece of shit. 1195 01:24:14,539 --> 01:24:15,408 Yeah, that's what I've been doing. 1196 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:19,612 Yeah, what does playing the somber music. 1197 01:24:19,645 --> 01:24:21,514 Like go out, get some fucking air. 1198 01:24:21,546 --> 01:24:22,447 Oh my God. 1199 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:23,615 Meet people, have a drink. 1200 01:24:23,649 --> 01:24:24,450 I've been out, thank you very much. 1201 01:24:24,483 --> 01:24:26,953 - I've been out. - I'm getting a drink. 1202 01:24:26,985 --> 01:24:29,521 Don't get a drink, you're fucking pissed, Tess. 1203 01:24:29,555 --> 01:24:30,823 You don't need a drink. 1204 01:24:30,855 --> 01:24:32,524 [Tess] I'll get a drink if I want a fucking drink. 1205 01:24:32,557 --> 01:24:33,326 [Henry] Alright, tell you what, I'll get you a drink. 1206 01:24:33,359 --> 01:24:34,860 [Tess] Get off me! 1207 01:24:34,893 --> 01:24:37,564 [items falling] 1208 01:24:42,533 --> 01:24:45,404 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1209 01:24:48,841 --> 01:24:49,842 Fuck's sake. 1210 01:24:51,510 --> 01:24:52,545 I just wanna know where the fuck you were, to be honest. 1211 01:24:52,578 --> 01:24:54,447 That's all I wanna know and you haven't told me yet 1212 01:24:54,479 --> 01:24:57,282 so you're making me feel like maybe something's going on 1213 01:24:57,315 --> 01:24:59,318 because I didn't know about these drinks. 1214 01:24:59,350 --> 01:25:00,987 Something's going on? 1215 01:25:01,020 --> 01:25:02,588 - Yeah, where were you? - Do you not trust me? 1216 01:25:02,621 --> 01:25:04,690 - No, actually, I don't. - You don't trust me? 1217 01:25:04,722 --> 01:25:05,725 No, because you ain't telling me 1218 01:25:05,757 --> 01:25:06,925 where the fuck you are these days. 1219 01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:09,694 I was out for drinks with my friend Richard. 1220 01:25:09,728 --> 01:25:12,632 See, oh, there it is, with Richard. 1221 01:25:12,664 --> 01:25:14,000 - Yeah. - Yeah, Richard. 1222 01:25:14,033 --> 01:25:15,568 - Yeah. - Yeah, fucking great. 1223 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,336 He tried to kiss me. 1224 01:25:18,636 --> 01:25:20,038 I didn't let him. 1225 01:25:20,072 --> 01:25:21,873 [laughing] 1226 01:25:21,907 --> 01:25:23,275 Are you fucking laughing at me? 1227 01:25:23,309 --> 01:25:23,943 Yeah. 1228 01:25:24,877 --> 01:25:25,878 I don't know if you're fucking- 1229 01:25:25,911 --> 01:25:27,546 Fuck you! 1230 01:25:27,578 --> 01:25:29,614 I don't know if you're telling the truth anymore 1231 01:25:29,648 --> 01:25:32,719 or if you're just absolutely fucking bullshitting me. 1232 01:25:33,585 --> 01:25:34,787 I don't know. 1233 01:25:34,819 --> 01:25:36,554 I don't know if you're telling me the truth 1234 01:25:36,587 --> 01:25:37,622 and that's the problem. 1235 01:25:37,655 --> 01:25:39,324 I think you're probably lying. 1236 01:25:39,358 --> 01:25:39,958 You think I'm lying? 1237 01:25:39,992 --> 01:25:41,427 Yeah, tell me the truth. 1238 01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:43,496 - He tried to kiss me. - And what did you do? 1239 01:25:43,529 --> 01:25:44,563 - I fucking- - Tell me what you did. 1240 01:25:44,595 --> 01:25:46,731 I fucking slapped him. 1241 01:25:46,765 --> 01:25:47,967 But I wanted to kiss him. 1242 01:25:50,336 --> 01:25:51,271 You fucking. 1243 01:25:53,771 --> 01:25:55,742 [Tess] Where's the fucking vodka? 1244 01:25:59,444 --> 01:26:01,947 Just talk to me, Tess! 1245 01:26:01,979 --> 01:26:03,948 - Talk to me! - What do you want? 1246 01:26:03,981 --> 01:26:07,552 I wanna know why you wanted to kiss him. 1247 01:26:07,586 --> 01:26:09,622 Why don't you like me, Tess? 1248 01:26:09,654 --> 01:26:12,625 Why can't you just say you don't like me? 1249 01:26:12,658 --> 01:26:15,428 Instead of going out and getting fucking pissed? 1250 01:26:15,461 --> 01:26:16,896 Kissing guys, what the fuck? 1251 01:26:16,929 --> 01:26:18,064 I didn't kiss him! 1252 01:26:18,096 --> 01:26:20,632 What the fuck, bullshit, bull-fucking-shit! 1253 01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:21,667 Fuck you, fuck you! 1254 01:26:21,699 --> 01:26:23,368 [Henry] I'm going to fucking bed. 1255 01:26:23,402 --> 01:26:24,636 Fuck you, Henry! 1256 01:26:24,670 --> 01:26:26,572 [Henry] Clean that fucking shit up, clean it up! 1257 01:26:26,604 --> 01:26:30,408 - Mess, you're a mess! - I fucking hate you. 1258 01:26:30,442 --> 01:26:32,712 - I hate you. - Yeah, I know! 1259 01:26:39,851 --> 01:26:41,653 I fucking hate you! 1260 01:27:43,881 --> 01:27:45,817 How's the hangover? 1261 01:27:57,895 --> 01:27:58,730 Nothing? 1262 01:28:05,537 --> 01:28:10,543 No shame, no sorry, 1263 01:28:10,943 --> 01:28:12,912 no I fucked up? 1264 01:28:24,055 --> 01:28:25,625 [door shutting] 1265 01:28:54,118 --> 01:28:56,855 [waves crashing] 1266 01:29:19,978 --> 01:29:22,914 [birds chirping] 1267 01:30:15,199 --> 01:30:18,104 [soft piano music] 1268 01:30:21,238 --> 01:30:26,244 ♪ I'm on the tips of my toes ♪ 1269 01:30:26,944 --> 01:30:31,917 ♪ Drowning but nobody knows ♪ 1270 01:30:32,850 --> 01:30:35,921 ♪ Steady as she goes ♪ 1271 01:30:44,829 --> 01:30:49,801 ♪ Sat at a bar on my own ♪ 1272 01:30:51,036 --> 01:30:55,707 ♪ Staring at girls I don't know ♪ 1273 01:30:55,740 --> 01:31:00,712 ♪ I used to be a dreamer ♪ 1274 01:31:01,412 --> 01:31:05,951 ♪ Now I don't sleep that well ♪ 1275 01:31:06,036 --> 01:31:08,677 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1276 01:31:08,787 --> 01:31:13,793 ♪ Dragging my feet through a fairytale ♪ 1277 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:19,131 ♪ Sarcastically raising a thumb ♪ 1278 01:31:20,097 --> 01:31:25,104 ♪ What a loser ♪ 1279 01:31:25,537 --> 01:31:30,141 ♪ I've become ♪ 1280 01:31:32,911 --> 01:31:37,917 ♪ I can't seem to lace up my shoes ♪ 1281 01:31:38,751 --> 01:31:43,055 ♪ Though it seems I have nothing to do ♪ 1282 01:31:43,087 --> 01:31:48,094 ♪ I wanna go dancing ♪ 1283 01:31:49,027 --> 01:31:54,033 ♪ But the music's too loud ♪ 1284 01:31:56,001 --> 01:32:01,140 ♪ Dragging my feet through a fairytale ♪ 1285 01:32:01,907 --> 01:32:07,046 ♪ Sarcastically raising a thumb ♪ 1286 01:32:07,878 --> 01:32:12,385 ♪ What a loser ♪ 1287 01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:15,655 ♪ I've become ♪ 1288 01:32:45,082 --> 01:32:50,088 ♪ Writing in pen but I'm reading braille ♪ 1289 01:32:51,189 --> 01:32:55,327 ♪ Hoping my callouses fail ♪ 1290 01:32:56,461 --> 01:33:01,367 ♪ Boozing my way through this parallel ♪ 1291 01:33:02,801 --> 01:33:07,373 ♪ A drink on the tip of my tongue ♪ 1292 01:33:08,206 --> 01:33:13,011 ♪ What a loser ♪ 1293 01:33:13,878 --> 01:33:18,884 ♪ Such a loser ♪ 1294 01:33:22,820 --> 01:33:25,224 ♪ I've become ♪ 1294 01:33:26,305 --> 01:34:26,829 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8cybr Help other users to choose the best subtitles 91606