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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,118 --> 00:00:02,494 Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad. 2 00:00:02,577 --> 00:00:04,702 Uh-uh. You are five years sober. 3 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:07,077 What if I just can't fucking do this anymore? 4 00:00:07,619 --> 00:00:09,827 ♪ (PEACEFUL INDIGENOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 5 00:00:09,911 --> 00:00:10,993 How are ya? Having fun? 6 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:14,452 (DISTORTED) You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen! 7 00:00:14,535 --> 00:00:15,619 OLIVIA MOSSBACHER: We gotta go. 8 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:17,952 Girls! You left your-- 9 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,327 SHANE PATTON: You guys made a mistake. 10 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,786 Just own up to your mistake. It's all I'm asking. 11 00:00:22,993 --> 00:00:24,535 I wrote a profile about you. 12 00:00:24,619 --> 00:00:26,869 "Ten Power Women in the Tech World." 13 00:00:26,952 --> 00:00:29,827 -That was a hatchet job. -What? 14 00:00:29,911 --> 00:00:31,993 Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me. 15 00:00:32,077 --> 00:00:33,410 -What? No tag? -EMPLOYEE: No. 16 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,911 Have you ever thought about starting like your own business? 17 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:39,911 Come on. (SCOFFS) 18 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,952 I would be down for funding something like that. 19 00:00:42,285 --> 00:00:44,619 OLIVIA: Who's the guy you were with by the lobby? I saw you. 20 00:00:44,702 --> 00:00:46,577 He's just some random who tried to pick me up. 21 00:00:46,786 --> 00:00:50,118 SPEAKER: Your dad didn't die from cancer. He died from AIDS. 22 00:00:50,452 --> 00:00:51,494 AIDS? 23 00:00:58,494 --> 00:01:02,243 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 24 00:02:08,869 --> 00:02:11,035 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 25 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:18,869 -(CRICKETS CHIRPING) -(WAVES CRASHING DISTANTLY) 26 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:29,494 Paula? 27 00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:35,035 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 28 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:44,869 -(CRICKETS CHIRPING) -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 29 00:02:57,452 --> 00:03:00,869 (WAVES CRASHING) 30 00:03:18,452 --> 00:03:20,243 (DOOR OPENS) 31 00:03:37,035 --> 00:03:39,619 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 32 00:03:48,993 --> 00:03:50,118 Hey. 33 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:52,619 Hey. 34 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,035 Where were you? 35 00:03:57,118 --> 00:04:01,410 I just walked around. Couldn't sleep. Probably the K. 36 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:24,661 Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 37 00:04:30,327 --> 00:04:31,494 Fuck! 38 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,827 (YELLS) 39 00:04:43,285 --> 00:04:46,035 Shit! 40 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:18,827 UNCLE CHARLIE: Your father, Mark, he had sex with men. 41 00:05:20,202 --> 00:05:24,285 He had two lives. He had his family, 42 00:05:24,369 --> 00:05:30,243 and then he had another life with homosexuals. 43 00:05:40,494 --> 00:05:42,869 -(RACHEL PATTON MOANING) -SHANE PATTON: (GROANS) Shit. 44 00:05:42,952 --> 00:05:46,661 -(MOANING) Oh, fuck! -(RACHEL MOANS) 45 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:52,911 (MOANS, SIGHS) 46 00:05:53,869 --> 00:05:57,077 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 47 00:05:57,869 --> 00:06:00,243 (BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY) 48 00:06:01,243 --> 00:06:05,077 -(SHANE GROANS) -(EXHALES) 49 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,911 (SHANE GROANS) 50 00:06:15,952 --> 00:06:20,452 (BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY) 51 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,452 (PHONE VIBRATES) 52 00:06:31,952 --> 00:06:33,160 (SHANE GROANS) 53 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,952 SHANE: That was amazing. 54 00:06:38,369 --> 00:06:41,911 (SHANE PANTING) 55 00:06:42,952 --> 00:06:43,952 Love you, Rach. 56 00:06:46,452 --> 00:06:49,160 -Love you, too. -(SHOWER RUNNING) 57 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,786 SHANE: I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti. 58 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:55,535 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 59 00:06:55,619 --> 00:06:59,202 (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 60 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:11,410 (PHONE RINGING) 61 00:07:11,494 --> 00:07:13,452 (SIGHS) 62 00:07:13,535 --> 00:07:17,243 Hey! I love it when you call me. I was just thinking about you. 63 00:07:17,327 --> 00:07:19,410 BELINDA'S SON: About to head off to class here in a minute. 64 00:07:19,494 --> 00:07:22,118 Yeah, I just got to work myself. (CHUCKLES) 65 00:07:22,202 --> 00:07:24,327 BELINDA'S SON: You're never not at work. 66 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,869 Oh, you think I'm working hard now, 67 00:07:25,952 --> 00:07:27,827 wait till I start my own business. 68 00:07:27,911 --> 00:07:29,744 BELINDA'S SON: What are you talking about? 69 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:33,202 I don't know. I think I'm getting ahead of myself. 70 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:36,702 There is, um... There's this woman, 71 00:07:36,786 --> 00:07:38,327 this-- this guest, 72 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:40,494 this rich white lady. (CHUCKLES) 73 00:07:40,577 --> 00:07:42,535 She-- she took me out to dinner, and she said 74 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:44,452 if I wanted to start my own wellness center, 75 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:46,160 she'd fund the whole thing. 76 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:48,035 BELINDA'S SON: Mom, you have to do that. 77 00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:50,077 That fucking place exploits you, Mom. 78 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,494 If that lady says jump, you say how high? 79 00:07:52,786 --> 00:07:54,243 (LAUGHS) 80 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:55,786 BELINDA'S SON: I'm serious. Work it. 81 00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:58,243 Get your own thing going. You deserve it. 82 00:07:58,327 --> 00:08:01,369 All right. We'll see. We'll see. 83 00:08:01,452 --> 00:08:04,369 -BELINDA'S SON: Keep me posted. -I will. I will. I love you. 84 00:08:04,452 --> 00:08:06,619 -I'll talk to you later. Okay? -BELINDA'S SON: Okay. 85 00:08:06,702 --> 00:08:09,035 -All right. Bye. -(PHONE CALL DISCONNECTS) 86 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:12,577 Armond. 87 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:16,577 Armond! 88 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:25,786 -(YELLS) -(BELINDA GASPS) 89 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:27,911 ARMOND: Oh... 90 00:08:28,952 --> 00:08:30,661 -Oh... -(BELINDA LAUGHS) 91 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,869 You know I thought you were dead, right? 92 00:08:32,952 --> 00:08:34,619 No, just got here a little early. 93 00:08:34,702 --> 00:08:36,744 Had a cat nap. I'm fine. 94 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:38,118 -You're fine? -I'm fine. 95 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:42,494 (SIGHS, SNIFFS) 96 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:45,535 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 97 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,243 (CAR LOCK BEEPS) 98 00:08:56,993 --> 00:08:59,494 (FURNITURE CLATTERING) 99 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,744 Mom, why are you setting up in here and not your own room? 100 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:16,952 Because I have a Zoom with China, 101 00:09:17,035 --> 00:09:18,702 and I don't like the background in there. 102 00:09:18,786 --> 00:09:21,452 -When's the big Zoom? -NICOLE MOSSBACHER: One. 103 00:09:22,202 --> 00:09:24,535 I don't like it in here either. 104 00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:26,661 This lighting makes me look freakish. 105 00:09:26,744 --> 00:09:28,285 You sure it's the lighting? 106 00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:29,786 (DOOR SLAMS) 107 00:09:30,661 --> 00:09:32,786 Quinn. Where have you been? 108 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:34,869 -I slept on the beach. -NICOLE: Why? 109 00:09:34,952 --> 00:09:36,952 Because of them! Because they made me! 110 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,786 -And now all my shit is gone. -What shit? 111 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:44,077 My phone, my Nintendo! They got washed away. 112 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,577 My iPad got soaked. It's fucking ruined. 113 00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:49,661 And now what the fuck am I supposed to do? 114 00:09:49,744 --> 00:09:51,035 (OLIVIA MOSSBACHER CHUCKLES) 115 00:09:52,369 --> 00:09:53,577 (DOOR SLAMS) 116 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,786 I didn't tell him to sleep on the beach. 117 00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:57,911 It was his idea, Nicole. 118 00:09:57,993 --> 00:09:59,285 QUINN MOSSBACHER: They're lying! 119 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:03,952 Dad, what's wrong with you? 120 00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:06,243 Your father got some very upsetting news last night. 121 00:10:06,327 --> 00:10:08,619 -He does have cancer? -NICOLE: No. 122 00:10:08,702 --> 00:10:10,410 He doesn't have cancer. 123 00:10:10,494 --> 00:10:12,243 He found out something about his father 124 00:10:12,327 --> 00:10:14,160 that he never knew before. 125 00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:16,661 I'm listening. 126 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,077 Your grandfather died of AIDS. 127 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:26,077 How did he get AIDS? 128 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,827 Apparently, Paula, he was having sex with other men. 129 00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:32,202 -Who was? -NICOLE: Your dad's dad. 130 00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:33,494 Why? 131 00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:37,702 Because he liked it. Why else? 132 00:10:37,786 --> 00:10:39,285 He was probably closeted. 133 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:41,285 PAULA: Or bisexual. 134 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:42,993 Dad, why are you so upset, though? 135 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,619 -You're like catatonic. -NICOLE: Well, it was a secret 136 00:10:45,702 --> 00:10:48,619 that was kept from him his entire life, Liv. 137 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:52,619 So now, whatever image he had of his father, of his childhood, 138 00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:54,118 has been pulverized. 139 00:10:54,202 --> 00:10:56,118 You know, he was probably a bottom. 140 00:10:56,202 --> 00:10:58,369 That's how you mostly get it. Receiving. 141 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,452 Dad, do you feel like your father 142 00:11:02,535 --> 00:11:04,410 was less of a man or something? 143 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:05,786 He might have not been gay. 144 00:11:05,869 --> 00:11:07,827 A lot of straight guys like ass-play. 145 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:10,952 Yeah, maybe he was just too embarrassed to ask Grandma 146 00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:13,702 -to use a dildo on him. -Oh, Jesus! 147 00:11:13,786 --> 00:11:16,619 Can we not, please? Uh... 148 00:11:16,702 --> 00:11:20,535 Even if he wasn't a top, it doesn't mean he was femme. 149 00:11:20,619 --> 00:11:22,285 He could've still been butch, Dad. 150 00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:23,869 Maybe he was a bossy bottom. 151 00:11:23,952 --> 00:11:25,911 Yeah, maybe Grandpa was a power bottom. 152 00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:27,911 Does that make you feel better? 153 00:11:27,993 --> 00:11:31,869 No. That makes me wanna throw up. 154 00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,243 Dad, you don't wanna say that. 155 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,827 NICOLE: Well, he can say whatever he wants. 156 00:11:36,911 --> 00:11:39,786 You know, if he's having a negative visceral reaction 157 00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:44,410 to his father having gay sex, it's valid. It's fine. 158 00:11:44,494 --> 00:11:47,035 Well, it comes off as homophobic. 159 00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:48,202 Well, it's not. 160 00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:50,118 Well, that's how it comes across. 161 00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:52,952 Well, luckily, he's in a safe space 162 00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:54,869 and he's here with our family 163 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:57,661 so he can come off however he wants. 164 00:11:57,744 --> 00:12:02,410 -Up to a point. -Or what? You'll cancel him? 165 00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:05,202 Dox him? Sic the K-Pop fans on him? 166 00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:06,952 (SCOFFS) See what I have to deal with? 167 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:11,369 Mom, I need a new phone, stat. I'm gonna go completely insane. 168 00:12:11,452 --> 00:12:13,160 You already are insane. 169 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:15,035 I'll order it for you right now. 170 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:20,285 ♪ ("HUKIA MAI A" BY KAPONO BEAMER PLAYING) ♪ 171 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:46,827 So... 172 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:50,160 you were pretty horned up this morning. 173 00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,452 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 174 00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:54,535 Wake up next to you, what do you expect? 175 00:12:57,993 --> 00:12:59,160 Is it a problem? 176 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,327 Aren't you horny for me? 177 00:13:02,494 --> 00:13:03,661 -Yeah. -SHANE: Yeah. 178 00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:05,952 Yeah. Just not like every single minute. 179 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,661 Like you are. (CHUCKLES) 180 00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:11,702 Oh. 181 00:13:11,786 --> 00:13:14,327 It's just not the most important thing to me. 182 00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:17,327 Well, what is? 183 00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,202 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 184 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,410 Well, is it the most important thing to you? 185 00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:25,160 It's up there. (LAUGHS) 186 00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:29,744 So the-- this entire marriage is just based on sex for you? 187 00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:32,494 No. No. 188 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:35,202 Hey, all right. Look, there's other stuff, too. 189 00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:37,619 I love you. 190 00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:40,535 And we're a team. We get along great. 191 00:13:41,077 --> 00:13:43,077 -Uh... -Yeah. 192 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,118 Oh my God. 193 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:48,243 You think that I'm like this... sex pig. 194 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,661 -Hey, look. -No. 195 00:13:49,744 --> 00:13:51,327 SHANE: Me? 196 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:54,535 I can be romantic. I'm actually emo. 197 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:56,952 And don't put me in a box. 198 00:13:58,452 --> 00:13:59,911 -Thank you. -Sure. 199 00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:01,577 SHANE: Hey, buddy. Hold on a second. 200 00:14:02,786 --> 00:14:05,494 Hey, if you see Armond, 201 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:07,993 could you tell him I'd like to talk to him about something? 202 00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:09,702 DILLON: Of course. 203 00:14:09,786 --> 00:14:12,661 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 204 00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:15,369 -It's not about the room. -Oh. 205 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,494 (PHONE RINGING) 206 00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,077 TANYA MACQUOID: Hello. 207 00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:25,327 How are you this morning? 208 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,535 (ARMOND CHUCKLES) 209 00:14:26,619 --> 00:14:28,744 I was hoping that you could help me. 210 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,535 I have something really important that I need to do. 211 00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:35,535 I brought my mother's ashes with me. 212 00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:37,952 You know, so I could spread them in the ocean. 213 00:14:38,035 --> 00:14:42,535 And I just realized yesterday, I'm gonna need a boat. 214 00:14:42,619 --> 00:14:45,243 Oh, we have our resort boat you can charter. 215 00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,077 TANYA: Is it free today? 216 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,535 'Cause I really need to put this behind me. 217 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,827 Would you like to take it out at sunset? 218 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:56,035 Yeah, that would be nice. 219 00:14:56,118 --> 00:15:00,285 Well, let's say, uh, departure at 5:00 from the dock? 220 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:02,786 Can I get some alcohol on the boat? 221 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:06,118 I just-- I think I might need a drink. 222 00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:09,369 Of course. (CHUCKLES) Some fruit and cheese, maybe? 223 00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:12,327 Could you just tell the captain... 224 00:15:15,118 --> 00:15:18,869 that I think I'm gonna be a little emotional? 225 00:15:19,993 --> 00:15:23,160 I just want him to be fully prepared. 226 00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:27,535 Could be, like, a total basket case. 227 00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:30,993 (CHUCKLES) Well, see you at 5:00. 228 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:35,285 But let's definitely order the cheese. 229 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,160 -Mm-hmm. -TANYA: Thank you. 230 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:41,285 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 231 00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:42,952 Uh, Christie, could you cover the desk? 232 00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:45,410 -CHRISTIE: Of course. -I just need to get something from the office. 233 00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,410 CHRISTIE: Sure. Not a problem. 234 00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:53,494 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 235 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:57,202 (PILLS RATTLING) 236 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,702 -What? -DILLON: Uh, sorry. 237 00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,369 I just wanted to tell you that Mr. Patton 238 00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:13,035 from the Palm Suite wants to talk to you. 239 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:15,160 Are you fucking kidding me? 240 00:16:15,243 --> 00:16:16,452 What? 241 00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,410 He thinks we ruined his honeymoon? 242 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:21,077 Fuck him! I will ruin his honeymoon. 243 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,202 Well, he's eating by the pool, so... 244 00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:28,535 I like your hair up like that. Looks cute. 245 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,535 Um, thanks. 246 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,243 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 247 00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:39,744 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 248 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,410 (GLASS CLINKING) 249 00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,452 Can we have the phone sent here? 250 00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:03,243 NICOLE: We're not here long enough. It'll be there when we get home. 251 00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:05,702 Then I'm gonna need to use your computer, Mom. 252 00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:07,535 Well, I do have work to do. 253 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,452 Like today, I've got Zooms all afternoon. 254 00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:11,327 What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? 255 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,786 Enjoy Hawaii. Get in the ocean. 256 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,869 The o... 257 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,494 I did see a whale last night on the beach. 258 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,702 That was pretty cool. 259 00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,661 NICOLE: Well, you're not sleeping out there again. 260 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:25,118 Mom, he likes it. He's communing with nature. 261 00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:29,535 It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion 262 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:31,327 for all these groups of oppressed peoples 263 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:33,702 you don't even know, and yet not for your family. 264 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,952 Yep, okay. 265 00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:37,786 Who actually know you and love you. 266 00:17:37,869 --> 00:17:40,494 Your generation's only sacred value. 267 00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:43,118 -Biting the hand that feeds you. -OLIVIA: Whatever. 268 00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:44,744 -QUINN: Hey, Dad. -What? 269 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,369 QUINN: You're not eating anything. 270 00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:48,035 I'm not hungry. 271 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:50,369 QUINN: That's your second Bloody Mary. 272 00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:53,035 -MARK: So? -We have scuba after this. 273 00:17:53,118 --> 00:17:54,285 I'll be fine. 274 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,327 That's the guy. 275 00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:01,535 Oh, man. 276 00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:04,661 Excuse me, dude. 277 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,494 Aloha, ladies. How are you this morning? 278 00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:10,577 Uh, yesterday I told you about a bag. It's my friend's. 279 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:13,160 Yeah. I left it on the beach. It's olive green. 280 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:16,410 I checked with, uh, lost and found in the office, 281 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:19,661 and I'm so sorry to tell you, it wasn't there. 282 00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:21,661 But we'll keep an eye out. 283 00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:24,952 And if it turns up, I will call your room immediately. 284 00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:28,619 I do hope we find it. 285 00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:34,035 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 286 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,285 Aloha, Mr. Ross. 287 00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:41,035 Uh, Lana will take you to table nine. Thanks, Lana. 288 00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:42,744 All right. 289 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,452 SHANE: I've been lookin' for ya. 290 00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:46,619 -Mr. Patton. -Hey. 291 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,410 -How are we this morning? -Yeah, no complaints. 292 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,118 Ah, love to hear that. (CHUCKLES) 293 00:18:50,202 --> 00:18:52,952 Um, listen, I wanna do something special for my wife, 294 00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:55,702 something kinda romantic. It's our honeymoon. 295 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:59,452 I'm thinking a candlelit dinner totally off on our own. 296 00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:01,410 Somewhere cool that's like... 297 00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:04,160 a beach or a cliff or just like... 298 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,786 like an Instagram spot, you know? 299 00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:07,786 -Yes. Yes. How wonderful. -Yeah. 300 00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:11,410 Um... And of course, we do private dinners 301 00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:13,118 for couples all the time, 302 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:16,869 but since you're such valued guests, 303 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:19,285 and with the whole mix-up regarding your room, 304 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:23,619 I would love to come up with something really unique. 305 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,160 Okay, great. Yeah. That's-- that's what I'm thinking, too. 306 00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:31,452 What about... a candlelit dinner on our charter boat at sunset? 307 00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:33,369 That sounds perfect. 308 00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:35,369 You can watch the sunset from a private cove. 309 00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:36,494 Oh! 310 00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,369 Schools of dolphins leaping and circling the boat 311 00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:40,993 as you cruise the coastline, 312 00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:42,661 -sipping piña coladas... -Nice. 313 00:19:42,744 --> 00:19:44,993 ...debating the names of your future offspring. 314 00:19:45,077 --> 00:19:47,285 -I... I don't know about that. -(ARMOND CHUCKLES) 315 00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:49,327 -Well, that sound like a plan? -Yeah. 316 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,452 Well, see you down at the dock at 5:00. 317 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,661 -Okay, great. -ARMOND: Tonight then. 318 00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,993 -Yeah. Thanks. -(CHUCKLES) 319 00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:58,160 Oh, one little thing. 320 00:19:58,243 --> 00:20:00,577 Uh, there will be one other guest on the boat. 321 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:02,160 Really? 322 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,993 Yeah. Very lovely woman, traveling alone, 323 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,369 and because she paid for the boat, 324 00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:08,160 you'll only have to pay for the dinner. 325 00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:09,952 -Oh, yeah? -It's a sizable boat. 326 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:11,285 You won't even notice she's there. 327 00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:13,410 She'll be quiet as a church mouse. 328 00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:18,118 Yeah. All right. Yeah, that sounds fine. 329 00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:19,993 I just... 330 00:20:21,744 --> 00:20:24,035 I just want it to have a romantic vibe. 331 00:20:24,118 --> 00:20:27,202 Absolutely. Oh, your wife is very lucky. 332 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:30,243 -Thank you for all the help. -Of course. 333 00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:33,243 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 334 00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:35,827 BELINDA: Yes, we can do the total relaxation package 335 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,369 for you, not a problem. 336 00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:39,452 Actually, can I give you a call right back? 337 00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:41,285 -Hey! -Hey. 338 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:42,952 BELINDA: Thank you again for dinner last night. 339 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:45,911 Really, I had a great time. And it was cool, 340 00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:47,661 you know, getting to know you more. 341 00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:50,410 Yeah. You know, tonight's the night 342 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:53,577 -I put my mother into the sea. -Oh, wow. 343 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,535 TANYA: The boat leaves at 5:00. 344 00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:58,118 I'd really appreciate if you could be there. 345 00:20:58,202 --> 00:21:02,202 (SIGHS) I'm here until 7:00. 346 00:21:02,993 --> 00:21:07,160 Oh, geez. Well, uh... 347 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:10,993 You know what? I'll take care of it. 348 00:21:11,077 --> 00:21:13,494 I'm-- I'm sure one of the girls will be able to cover for me. 349 00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:15,410 This is important. I wanna be there for you. 350 00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:19,035 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 351 00:21:19,118 --> 00:21:22,494 -Yeah. -And just so you know, 352 00:21:22,577 --> 00:21:24,202 I'm probably gonna be a little drunk, 353 00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:27,786 so don't judge me, all right? 354 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,535 -No. No, I'd never. -TANYA: Okay. 355 00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:33,661 -Boat leaves at 5:00. -BELINDA: Five o'clock. 356 00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,619 -All right. -BELINDA: I'll see you. 357 00:21:35,702 --> 00:21:36,744 All right. 358 00:21:39,911 --> 00:21:42,285 -QUINN: Dad. -MARK: What? 359 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,952 QUINN: If you don't feel like doing this now, it's fine. 360 00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,535 Nah. (SIGHS) 361 00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:51,452 It's just like... 362 00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:55,911 What is real? Like, what... You know? What's real? 363 00:21:57,535 --> 00:21:58,535 Are you gay? 364 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,243 No. 365 00:22:00,327 --> 00:22:02,535 Hey. 'Cause if you are, it's okay. 366 00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:06,077 -Just, like, be real. -I am being real. 367 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,827 What's real is... 368 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,744 like, gay, straight, whatever, we're just monkeys, 369 00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:14,452 we're just fucking monkeys. 370 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,993 -Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah, we're just animals. 371 00:22:18,077 --> 00:22:21,327 I mean, you know, we wanna be, like... 372 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:24,160 superheroes and respectable fathers 373 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,911 and pillars in our communities, whatever, 374 00:22:25,993 --> 00:22:28,410 but-- but in fact, we're just monkeys... 375 00:22:30,285 --> 00:22:32,993 living in our own little monkey pods, 376 00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:37,952 driven by base instincts to create these hierarchies 377 00:22:38,035 --> 00:22:40,160 and hump each other. 378 00:22:40,243 --> 00:22:43,243 I thought I knew my father, you know? 379 00:22:44,494 --> 00:22:48,035 I only knew the part that he wanted me to see. 380 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:52,327 He hid the monkey, and that screwed me up, Quinn. 381 00:22:53,952 --> 00:22:57,327 -You think that's what did it? -Yeah, definitely. 382 00:22:58,786 --> 00:22:59,993 Hey, I thought-- 383 00:23:00,077 --> 00:23:03,243 My whole life, I thought I was the flawed child of an icon. 384 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:06,744 Like, I put him on this, like, enormous pedestal. 385 00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:12,702 Meanwhile, like, he's off in some bathhouse on the DL, 386 00:23:12,786 --> 00:23:14,827 getting manhandled by some... 387 00:23:14,911 --> 00:23:18,077 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) ...like, random dudes. 388 00:23:18,744 --> 00:23:22,369 (GROANS, CHUCKLES) Wow. 389 00:23:22,452 --> 00:23:24,077 Oh, I wish I had known. 390 00:23:27,118 --> 00:23:28,786 I'm sorry. 391 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:30,827 (SIGHING) Yeah. 392 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,452 But I get it. I mean, you know, 393 00:23:33,535 --> 00:23:36,827 you don't want your kid thinking you're some sex-crazed lunatic. 394 00:23:38,243 --> 00:23:40,577 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 395 00:23:40,661 --> 00:23:44,869 The room is-- is beautiful, and we have this ocean view, 396 00:23:44,952 --> 00:23:50,202 and we face west, so we get these incredible sunsets. 397 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:52,661 Yeah. 398 00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:57,702 You'd love Hawaii. Everything's so lush. 399 00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:01,160 Where we are, it isn't so overdeveloped. 400 00:24:02,661 --> 00:24:05,869 And there's all of this amazing food and pastries. 401 00:24:08,535 --> 00:24:09,535 Hey. 402 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,619 So, yesterday you were reading Freud and Nietzsche, 403 00:24:15,702 --> 00:24:17,911 and today you're reading what? 404 00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:24,911 Oh. (CHUCKLES) So you finished Freud and Nietzsche. 405 00:24:24,993 --> 00:24:27,786 Are you actually reading any of these books? 406 00:24:27,869 --> 00:24:29,952 No, they're just props. 407 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:31,786 We have a stylist choose our outfits 408 00:24:31,869 --> 00:24:34,243 and then we have a book stylist pick out our books. 409 00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:37,702 (LAUGHS) Yeah. That's what I figured. 410 00:24:38,702 --> 00:24:40,535 Yeah, it's really relaxing. 411 00:24:40,619 --> 00:24:42,702 I really wanna bring you and dad here. 412 00:24:42,786 --> 00:24:44,369 Are you gonna get in the water? 413 00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:46,911 Ye-- well-- you-- you do! 414 00:24:46,993 --> 00:24:48,535 I mean, everyone takes vacations. 415 00:24:48,619 --> 00:24:51,369 Okay, so sixty pages, based on how fast you read, 416 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:53,452 that'll be like two minutes, and then you can jump in. 417 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,993 (GIRLS LAUGH) 418 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,410 Do you wanna know me? 419 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,035 May-- maybe. 420 00:25:04,827 --> 00:25:06,035 Do you? 421 00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:08,952 I don't know. 422 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:15,410 Maybe it's better if I'm just really real with you. 423 00:25:18,035 --> 00:25:20,202 Maybe that's the healthier legacy. 424 00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:24,993 I think it is. Yeah. 425 00:25:25,077 --> 00:25:26,911 INSTRUCTOR: You guys ready to get your tanks on? 426 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:28,243 Yeah, let's do it! 427 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,202 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 428 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,952 Hey, if you won't come to the pool, 429 00:25:50,035 --> 00:25:51,452 the pool is gonna come to you. 430 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:54,327 -(YELPS) -SHANE: Get in. 431 00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:56,577 Oh, my God! (YELPS) 432 00:25:56,661 --> 00:25:58,535 SHANE: Get in the water, come on! 433 00:25:58,619 --> 00:26:02,035 -OLIVIA: (LAUGHS) Oh my God! -PAULA: You got my book wet. 434 00:26:02,118 --> 00:26:04,118 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 435 00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:09,452 (SHANE LAUGHS) 436 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,619 -SHANE: Tastes a little like pee. -(GIRLS SNICKER) 437 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,410 -PAULA: I think it's your own. -OLIVIA: It's your own. 438 00:26:13,494 --> 00:26:16,077 -(LAUGHS) -SHANE: I think I forgot that I peed, yeah. 439 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,160 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 440 00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:34,452 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 441 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:45,786 ♪ ("HO'OKANI MISIONARI" BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪ 442 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:54,993 ♪ (SINGER SINGING IN HAWAIIAN) ♪ 443 00:27:15,661 --> 00:27:21,535 ♪ (CHOIR SINGING IN HAWAIIAN) ♪ 444 00:27:43,243 --> 00:27:44,952 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 445 00:27:45,035 --> 00:27:47,952 (MONKEY SCREECHING) 446 00:27:51,077 --> 00:27:53,577 (BIRDS SINGING) 447 00:28:01,035 --> 00:28:05,410 (ANIMAL CALLS CONTINUE) 448 00:28:09,535 --> 00:28:13,410 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 449 00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:20,952 -Okay. Thank you. -Sit wherever you like, I'll be right over. 450 00:28:21,035 --> 00:28:22,202 -Thanks. -Yeah. 451 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:27,786 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 452 00:28:33,619 --> 00:28:36,118 Get me the Kahuna with guac. All right? 453 00:28:36,202 --> 00:28:38,619 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 454 00:28:43,535 --> 00:28:45,285 Enjoying your time? 455 00:28:46,369 --> 00:28:50,452 -Hi. (CHUCKLES) -Oh, yeah. Hi. Uh, yes. 456 00:28:50,535 --> 00:28:51,827 Yeah. Very much. 457 00:28:52,327 --> 00:28:53,369 Honeymoon, yeah? 458 00:28:53,452 --> 00:28:54,869 -Mm-hmm. -MARK: Oh. 459 00:28:54,952 --> 00:28:56,535 And after this, we go to Tahiti. 460 00:28:56,619 --> 00:28:59,160 Thank you. Oh, that'll be nice. 461 00:28:59,243 --> 00:29:02,285 Yeah. Where was your honeymoon? 462 00:29:02,369 --> 00:29:05,952 Uh, believe it or not, we went to China. 463 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,577 -Cool. -MARK: Nicole, my wife, 464 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:12,369 she took Mandarin in college, so she wanted to show off. 465 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:14,452 (BOTH LAUGH) 466 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,993 It was-- it was cool. We went all around. 467 00:29:18,702 --> 00:29:20,535 It was a lot different back then. 468 00:29:23,202 --> 00:29:25,535 -Yeah. China. -Sure. 469 00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:27,369 -MARK: Yeah. -How long ago was that? 470 00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:30,702 Twenty-two years we've been married. 471 00:29:30,786 --> 00:29:33,661 Twenty-two? That's impressive. 472 00:29:33,744 --> 00:29:34,993 MARK: I guess. 473 00:29:36,452 --> 00:29:38,577 I mean, I've got friends that, you know, 474 00:29:38,661 --> 00:29:41,202 have been married, divorced, married, divorced, so... 475 00:29:41,285 --> 00:29:43,369 We're still going. So you never know. 476 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:48,827 So, what's your guys' secret? How do you keep the spark alive? 477 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:53,285 (LAUGHS) Oh, the spark. No, it's not alive. It died. 478 00:29:53,369 --> 00:29:57,035 Yeah. I mean, love may be alive, but spark... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 479 00:29:58,369 --> 00:30:00,661 Sure. That happens. 480 00:30:02,035 --> 00:30:03,827 Yeah. 481 00:30:03,911 --> 00:30:06,160 -(LAUGHING) -And his handstands. 482 00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:08,077 He was totally trying to flash us. 483 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,285 Yeah, but with what? 484 00:30:09,369 --> 00:30:11,243 (LAUGHS) Thumb dick. 485 00:30:12,118 --> 00:30:13,369 What the fuck? 486 00:30:16,202 --> 00:30:17,661 Oh, good. Hi, girls. 487 00:30:17,744 --> 00:30:19,285 Can you just help me move this bed in? 488 00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,160 I just-- I just need to do it real quick. 489 00:30:21,243 --> 00:30:22,952 Mom, there's meds for this. 490 00:30:23,035 --> 00:30:24,202 No, it's just for my Zoom. 491 00:30:24,285 --> 00:30:25,369 I finally found a good background, 492 00:30:25,452 --> 00:30:27,452 -but I can see the bed. -So what? 493 00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:29,702 NICOLE: Well, so I don't want my entire organization 494 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:30,869 and my Chinese affiliates 495 00:30:30,952 --> 00:30:32,661 knowing that I'm on fucking vacation! 496 00:30:32,744 --> 00:30:34,577 Olivia, can you just help me with the bed, please? 497 00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:36,327 -I have five minutes. -OLIVIA: Okay, fine! 498 00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:37,410 Thank you. 499 00:30:38,744 --> 00:30:42,160 Okay. All right, girls, ready? One, two, three. 500 00:30:42,243 --> 00:30:44,160 (ALL GRUNTING) 501 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,160 -OLIVIA: Just lift it! -Push. 502 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:47,243 (PAULA YELPS) 503 00:30:47,327 --> 00:30:50,077 NICOLE: Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! 504 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,911 (PAULA GROANS) 505 00:30:52,993 --> 00:30:56,452 -(PANTS) Are you okay, Paula? -PAULA: No. 506 00:30:56,535 --> 00:30:58,035 All right, I'm gonna start my Zoom. 507 00:30:58,118 --> 00:30:59,661 And you guys, if you're gonna stay in here, 508 00:30:59,744 --> 00:31:01,577 you have to be totally silent. 509 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:03,202 Okay? And stay out of the frame. 510 00:31:03,285 --> 00:31:05,160 Mom, you look deranged. 511 00:31:05,243 --> 00:31:06,952 It's all right. I have a filter for that. 512 00:31:07,494 --> 00:31:09,202 Oh, fuck. 513 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:14,452 I chased Nicole for three years, 514 00:31:14,535 --> 00:31:15,952 and she wouldn't let me touch her. 515 00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:18,327 And then when I finally could, 516 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,619 I couldn't get enough, man. I was... 517 00:31:20,702 --> 00:31:23,661 I had to have it all the time. She thought I was nuts. 518 00:31:23,744 --> 00:31:25,993 She thought that I should see a doctor. 519 00:31:26,077 --> 00:31:28,827 -(CHUCKLES) -She thought I had, uh... 520 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,869 priapism. 521 00:31:31,952 --> 00:31:33,827 Which is like when-- Hey, bud. 522 00:31:33,911 --> 00:31:37,285 When you get this perpetual hard-on, 523 00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:40,285 like an erection that you-- will not go down. 524 00:31:41,285 --> 00:31:45,118 -Yeah. -MARK: But after a few years, 525 00:31:45,202 --> 00:31:47,869 it doesn't matter how much role playing you do 526 00:31:47,952 --> 00:31:49,202 or, like, toys you buy 527 00:31:49,285 --> 00:31:52,327 or porn you watch together, whatever, 528 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,410 sex just turns into, like, a-- 529 00:31:55,494 --> 00:31:58,661 You know like when they do one of those food challenges 530 00:31:58,744 --> 00:32:01,285 on a reality show, you know, 531 00:32:01,369 --> 00:32:04,035 where they gotta, like, eat like a bowl of live worms, 532 00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:06,744 and you just got-- you gotta psych yourself up for it. 533 00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:10,744 You're like, "I can do this. Just hold my nose 534 00:32:10,827 --> 00:32:13,952 and, like, suck it down as fast as I can so I don't gag." 535 00:32:15,993 --> 00:32:18,661 -Yeah. -MARK: But it's natural. 536 00:32:19,869 --> 00:32:22,577 I mean, it'd be weird if it didn't fade, you know. 537 00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:26,243 Look, I'm just being real with you, you know. 538 00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:28,160 Oh, this is my son, Quinn. 539 00:32:28,661 --> 00:32:30,160 And I'm Mark. 540 00:32:30,243 --> 00:32:33,077 -Right. Hi. -What are you talking about? 541 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,077 Nothing. Sex with your mom. 542 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,952 (CLICKS TONGUE) You know, I actually-- 543 00:32:37,035 --> 00:32:39,327 I think I'm gonna order from the room 544 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:43,827 just 'cause it's... (EXHALES) It's so hot here. 545 00:32:44,285 --> 00:32:45,285 I'm feeling hot. 546 00:32:45,369 --> 00:32:47,118 Well, it was nice to talk with you. 547 00:32:47,202 --> 00:32:49,952 And I hope that you have a great honeymoon. 548 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,118 Thank you. 549 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:54,869 And you guys have a great trip. Okay? Bye. Thanks. 550 00:32:57,869 --> 00:32:59,494 -(RACHEL SIGHS) -(MARK CHUCKLES) 551 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,369 Was it something I said? 552 00:33:06,202 --> 00:33:07,327 Shit! 553 00:33:08,035 --> 00:33:11,202 -Olivia, get down! -Ow. 554 00:33:12,494 --> 00:33:18,160 Hey, everybody. (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 555 00:33:18,243 --> 00:33:22,077 Nicole Mossbacher. Good to see you all. 556 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,535 (NICOLE SPEAKING MANDARIN) 557 00:33:28,202 --> 00:33:29,243 SHANE: Hey! 558 00:33:30,744 --> 00:33:31,869 You left me. 559 00:33:32,869 --> 00:33:34,827 I'm surprised that you noticed. 560 00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:36,786 What? Oh, shut up! 561 00:33:37,869 --> 00:33:40,744 You were so busy flirting with those girls. 562 00:33:41,911 --> 00:33:44,952 I was not flirting with those girls. 563 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:47,702 I was giving them shit. 564 00:33:47,786 --> 00:33:50,786 Well, it certainly seemed like you were having a good time. 565 00:33:50,869 --> 00:33:53,702 Aw. Is my baby jealous? 566 00:33:55,661 --> 00:33:56,744 No. 567 00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:00,577 -Whatever. -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. 568 00:34:02,035 --> 00:34:04,702 Well, I came to find you to tell you 569 00:34:04,786 --> 00:34:07,619 to wear something extra cute tonight. 570 00:34:08,577 --> 00:34:10,410 What do you mean? Why? 571 00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:12,077 I got a little something planned. 572 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:14,661 -Tell me. -No. 573 00:34:14,744 --> 00:34:15,869 -Tell me. -No. 574 00:34:15,952 --> 00:34:18,786 -Tell me. -It's a surprise. 575 00:34:18,869 --> 00:34:22,202 -(MOUTHING) Tell me. -But I will tell you, 576 00:34:22,285 --> 00:34:26,952 it is very, very, very romantic. 577 00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:32,327 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 578 00:34:34,911 --> 00:34:38,911 ♪ (TENSE DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 579 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,911 (SOBBING) 580 00:35:05,993 --> 00:35:08,786 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 581 00:35:16,077 --> 00:35:17,661 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 582 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:22,202 It's natural to want something new. 583 00:35:23,577 --> 00:35:25,243 I mean, when you're jerking to porn, 584 00:35:25,327 --> 00:35:27,494 do you watch the same clip every time? 585 00:35:29,535 --> 00:35:31,869 No. Never. 586 00:35:31,952 --> 00:35:34,369 -I think I'm gonna go. -MARK: Yeah? Okay. 587 00:35:34,452 --> 00:35:36,952 Um, can I borrow your phone? 588 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,952 Mine's gone, and I need to get online. 589 00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:41,202 Uh... all right. 590 00:35:45,786 --> 00:35:47,369 See you back in the room. 591 00:35:57,202 --> 00:36:02,160 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 592 00:36:14,202 --> 00:36:18,327 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 593 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,327 TANYA: Who are these people? 594 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:23,494 DILLON: They're joining for dinner. I hope that's okay. 595 00:36:23,577 --> 00:36:25,118 TANYA: Oh, all right. 596 00:36:25,202 --> 00:36:27,285 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 597 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:30,827 DECKHAND: Watch your step! 598 00:36:30,911 --> 00:36:33,035 -DILLON: Aloha! -Hi. Aloha. 599 00:36:33,118 --> 00:36:35,410 -SHANE: Thank you. -Oh! Wow! 600 00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:38,577 Is this all for us? 601 00:36:38,661 --> 00:36:41,744 -Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. -RACHEL: Yeah? 602 00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:44,327 I'll hold that for you. 603 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:46,243 RACHEL: Oh, thank you so much. I love this. 604 00:36:46,327 --> 00:36:47,535 (GLASS CLINKING) 605 00:36:47,619 --> 00:36:49,494 TANYA: Hey, everybody. 606 00:36:49,577 --> 00:36:50,911 -Hey! -Hey. 607 00:36:51,993 --> 00:36:54,410 Thank you for coming. 608 00:36:54,494 --> 00:36:58,619 I know I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here. 609 00:36:59,535 --> 00:37:04,285 Well, these are my mother's ashes. 610 00:37:04,369 --> 00:37:08,494 And I just wanna say that, you know, 611 00:37:08,577 --> 00:37:10,993 I don't want tonight to be a downer. 612 00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:14,452 You know, my mother would've wanted us to have a good time. 613 00:37:16,494 --> 00:37:19,243 So let's have fun, okay? 614 00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:22,202 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 615 00:37:22,285 --> 00:37:24,786 TANYA: I think I need to set this down. 616 00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:28,911 -RACHEL: This is nice. -SHANE: Yeah. 617 00:37:28,993 --> 00:37:30,911 -RACHEL: Get a little tan. -SHANE: It's getting warmer. 618 00:37:30,993 --> 00:37:32,118 -RACHEL: Hi. -SHANE: Hi. 619 00:37:32,202 --> 00:37:34,911 Quick question. Uh, what's-- what's going on here? 620 00:37:34,993 --> 00:37:37,827 Just, uh, just refilled your drink. 621 00:37:37,911 --> 00:37:40,243 SHANE: Right. No, I know what this is. 622 00:37:40,327 --> 00:37:42,827 Um, what's going on with this lady? 623 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,160 -What's... -Oh, um... 624 00:37:48,452 --> 00:37:51,993 She's planning on scattering her mother's ashes off the boat. 625 00:37:52,077 --> 00:37:55,285 (LAUGHS) 626 00:37:55,369 --> 00:37:58,035 Okay. Does she think we're here for that? 627 00:37:58,118 --> 00:37:59,452 'Cause we're not. 628 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,494 Shane... 629 00:38:01,577 --> 00:38:02,952 Do you want me to speak to her? 630 00:38:03,035 --> 00:38:04,243 -Oh, no, no, no. -SHANE: Well... 631 00:38:04,327 --> 00:38:06,744 It's fine. No. It's-- it's fine. Everything's okay. 632 00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:08,619 -Thank you so much. -Of course. Mahalo. 633 00:38:08,702 --> 00:38:10,118 -RACHEL: Mahalo. -SHANE: Mahalo. 634 00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:13,702 We can't-- we can't tell her not to bother us. 635 00:38:13,786 --> 00:38:17,869 Like, well, I'm trying to have a romantic time with my wife. 636 00:38:20,202 --> 00:38:21,577 -(SIGHS) -Hey! 637 00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:24,035 -Hi. -Hi. 638 00:38:24,118 --> 00:38:26,035 You guys wanna sit up here? 639 00:38:26,118 --> 00:38:28,410 SHANE: Yeah. No, that's okay. Thank you. 640 00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,202 It might be more convivial. 641 00:38:31,661 --> 00:38:33,160 We're on our honeymoon. 642 00:38:33,243 --> 00:38:35,202 -Hmm. -RACHEL: Thank you, though. 643 00:38:35,786 --> 00:38:37,077 (CHUCKLES) 644 00:38:38,535 --> 00:38:40,077 Oh my gosh. 645 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,369 How nice to be in love. 646 00:38:44,202 --> 00:38:46,535 Mm. Mm. Yeah. 647 00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:48,993 (SIGHS) I wish I had a man here. 648 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,202 I mean, you know, I-- I'm really happy you're here. 649 00:38:53,285 --> 00:38:56,952 -You know what I mean. -I totally get it. 650 00:38:58,952 --> 00:39:01,410 ♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 651 00:39:01,494 --> 00:39:02,661 Woo-hoo! 652 00:39:02,744 --> 00:39:04,160 All right. 653 00:39:04,243 --> 00:39:06,452 TANYA: You're a beautiful couple. 654 00:39:06,993 --> 00:39:08,535 (LAUGHS) 655 00:39:13,077 --> 00:39:15,786 -Leprosy is no joke. -It's not. 656 00:39:15,869 --> 00:39:18,160 MARK: You know about leprosy, right? 657 00:39:18,243 --> 00:39:21,494 -Right, totally. -That's a weird nerve disease 658 00:39:21,577 --> 00:39:24,744 where they have-- they like-- they can't even feel like-- 659 00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:25,993 You could get hit by a bus... 660 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:27,786 -Hey! What're you doing? -Hey, baby, where've you been? 661 00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:29,202 -...and not even know it. -Let's go. 662 00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:31,577 -GUEST 1: You wanna get out of here? -GUEST 2: Yeah. Totally. 663 00:39:32,827 --> 00:39:33,827 See ya. 664 00:39:38,786 --> 00:39:39,786 Bye. 665 00:39:45,869 --> 00:39:48,577 -Whiskey, neat. -HUTCH: Yeah, you got it, boss. 666 00:39:49,702 --> 00:39:52,661 -(ARMOND SNIFFS) -(CHUCKLES) Drinking on the job? 667 00:39:55,577 --> 00:39:57,577 -Done for the day. -Oh. 668 00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:00,702 Where's your family? 669 00:40:00,786 --> 00:40:03,410 Oh, shit. I should get back to them. 670 00:40:04,786 --> 00:40:06,661 Um... (SIGHS) 671 00:40:06,744 --> 00:40:08,619 No, they've seen enough of me. 672 00:40:08,702 --> 00:40:11,827 ♪ (HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) ♪ 673 00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:16,661 (DRINK POURING) 674 00:40:16,744 --> 00:40:20,327 -Thirsty? (CHUCKLES) -Long day. 675 00:40:21,202 --> 00:40:24,827 Yeah. Me, too. 676 00:40:24,911 --> 00:40:29,077 ♪ ("HAWAIIAN FLOWER" BY LIONEL WENDLING PLAYING) ♪ 677 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,702 SHANE: I can be romantic. 678 00:40:30,786 --> 00:40:32,702 -See, right? -RACHEL: Yeah. 679 00:40:32,786 --> 00:40:35,035 -I mean... -RACHEL: Totally. Thank you. 680 00:40:35,118 --> 00:40:36,911 You didn't have to do this, though. 681 00:40:36,993 --> 00:40:38,452 I wanted to. 682 00:40:40,285 --> 00:40:43,118 But is it because of our conversation this morning? 683 00:40:44,702 --> 00:40:45,702 (SCOFFS) 684 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,327 I guess I just get insecure, like... 685 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:55,118 if our whole thing is based on your sexual attraction to me, 686 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,202 then what happens when that attraction fades? 687 00:40:59,993 --> 00:41:01,077 Baba. 688 00:41:04,369 --> 00:41:06,661 it is not going to fade. 689 00:41:08,369 --> 00:41:09,786 -No? -SHANE: No. 690 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:11,285 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 691 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:14,577 Hi. I think it's time. 692 00:41:14,661 --> 00:41:16,744 So you guys are gonna have to get up, okay? 693 00:41:16,827 --> 00:41:18,577 -RACHEL: Oh. -TANYA: Yes. 694 00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:21,619 Will you mo-- move their table? 695 00:41:21,702 --> 00:41:23,118 DILLON: Of course, Ms. MacQuoid. 696 00:41:23,202 --> 00:41:25,952 Oh, ow! Hold on! Can I just... 697 00:41:26,035 --> 00:41:28,369 -We can just... -That's fine, move it this way. 698 00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:29,952 -(ALL MUTTERING) -Okay. 699 00:41:30,035 --> 00:41:31,661 -Watch where you're going. -Sorry, Ms. MacQuoid. 700 00:41:31,744 --> 00:41:32,619 -Yeah. I just... -Got it? 701 00:41:32,702 --> 00:41:34,869 Yeah, I got it. All right. There we go. 702 00:41:42,827 --> 00:41:45,619 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 703 00:41:49,535 --> 00:41:50,786 -Okay, thank you. -DILLON: Yeah. 704 00:41:51,494 --> 00:41:52,744 TANYA: All right. 705 00:41:54,535 --> 00:41:56,369 My poor mother... 706 00:41:58,369 --> 00:42:00,285 she died in June. 707 00:42:01,494 --> 00:42:06,285 And she loved the ocean. Just loved it. 708 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:13,118 My poor mother, she had a beautiful house in Carmel. 709 00:42:13,202 --> 00:42:18,702 And she tried very, very hard to be a really good mother, 710 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:23,619 even though she didn't have any maternal instincts or skills. 711 00:42:25,285 --> 00:42:28,993 She, uh, she was always in search of male affection. 712 00:42:29,077 --> 00:42:32,077 And, uh, she was... 713 00:42:33,702 --> 00:42:35,494 a nymphomaniac. 714 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:37,786 I'd walk in her room and I'd find 715 00:42:37,869 --> 00:42:40,452 all sorts of strange men in her bed. 716 00:42:41,619 --> 00:42:44,577 She had borderline personality disorder. 717 00:42:45,410 --> 00:42:46,619 She took her money 718 00:42:46,702 --> 00:42:50,035 and she manipulated people with it. 719 00:42:50,118 --> 00:42:54,702 And she was cruel. And she was very, very cruel. 720 00:42:54,786 --> 00:42:58,744 She was so, so cruel and... 721 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,577 (SOBS) 722 00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:06,494 I-- I just-- oh, mother, mother, mother, mother. 723 00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:08,993 My mother... 724 00:43:10,744 --> 00:43:13,243 told me I would never be a ballerina, 725 00:43:13,327 --> 00:43:15,160 and that was when I was skinny. 726 00:43:15,952 --> 00:43:18,202 My poor mother, she... 727 00:43:18,285 --> 00:43:21,619 She just couldn't handle her jealousy. 728 00:43:22,327 --> 00:43:24,661 She had to take me down. 729 00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:28,661 And what's weird is I miss my mother 730 00:43:28,744 --> 00:43:31,285 even though she was a big jerk! 731 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:36,202 I just-- I need your help, everybody. 732 00:43:36,285 --> 00:43:38,369 I-- I've been trying for many days now 733 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,202 to open this box. 734 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,535 My poor mother's in here. 735 00:43:42,619 --> 00:43:44,369 I need someone to help me. 736 00:43:44,452 --> 00:43:47,744 -Do you want me to open the box? -TANYA: Yeah, I would love that. 737 00:43:48,243 --> 00:43:49,327 I'll get it. 738 00:43:51,786 --> 00:43:52,827 Um... 739 00:43:54,202 --> 00:43:55,869 Yeah. Just... 740 00:43:57,535 --> 00:43:58,702 (GRUNTING) 741 00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,744 Oh my God, thank you. 742 00:44:02,827 --> 00:44:04,702 SHANE: Yeah, no big deal. Yeah. 743 00:44:07,619 --> 00:44:08,911 Mother. 744 00:44:10,369 --> 00:44:13,327 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 745 00:44:15,202 --> 00:44:16,410 Goodbye, Mother. 746 00:44:17,452 --> 00:44:20,202 ♪ (ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 747 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,869 Goodbye, Mother! 748 00:44:26,452 --> 00:44:28,911 Goodbye, Mother! (GASPS) 749 00:44:29,911 --> 00:44:33,035 (SOBS) 750 00:44:33,911 --> 00:44:38,410 (WAILS) 751 00:44:40,619 --> 00:44:42,619 I can't-- I can't do this. 752 00:44:42,702 --> 00:44:45,993 You know, this is-- I just realized it's too early for me. 753 00:44:46,077 --> 00:44:47,452 -It's okay. -(TANYA CRYING) 754 00:44:47,535 --> 00:44:50,577 -(WAILING) -SHANE: All right. 755 00:44:50,661 --> 00:44:53,577 Oh, I want my mother, mother, mother. 756 00:44:53,661 --> 00:44:54,702 (CRYING) 757 00:44:54,786 --> 00:44:56,410 -Hey let's, uh, yeah-- maybe-- -TANYA: Oh, I can't. 758 00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,911 -Why don't we-- yeah, back in the box. -TANYA: I wanted my... 759 00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:05,535 -(SIGHS) Oh, my God. -BELINDA: It's okay. 760 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,993 (TANYA WAILING) 761 00:45:08,077 --> 00:45:10,077 -RACHEL: (GASPS) Oh my God. -BELINDA: It's totally okay. 762 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,494 TANYA: No, it's not okay! 763 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:14,160 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 764 00:45:16,952 --> 00:45:20,494 ♪ (BELINDA SINGING IN SANSKRIT) ♪ 765 00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:49,827 ♪ (CONTINUES SINGING) ♪ 766 00:46:03,202 --> 00:46:06,327 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 767 00:46:10,827 --> 00:46:12,993 I don't understand what happened to your father. 768 00:46:14,077 --> 00:46:16,160 I mean, I've been texting him all day. 769 00:46:16,869 --> 00:46:18,327 I have his phone. 770 00:46:20,243 --> 00:46:22,661 Well, you could've told me that earlier, Quinn. 771 00:46:24,243 --> 00:46:26,077 You know, this is all because of you, 772 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,243 because you won't share a giant room with your brother. 773 00:46:29,327 --> 00:46:31,035 Mom, it works out perfect. 774 00:46:31,118 --> 00:46:33,786 He can have the entire beach to himself to jerk off. 775 00:46:33,869 --> 00:46:35,327 I don't jerk... 776 00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:38,702 Finish your sentence. 777 00:46:39,869 --> 00:46:41,118 Whatever. 778 00:46:41,202 --> 00:46:42,410 You're addicted to porn. 779 00:46:42,494 --> 00:46:43,911 -QUINN: No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 780 00:46:43,993 --> 00:46:45,786 Don't sex shame him. 781 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:48,452 Boys are sex shamed all the time now. 782 00:46:48,535 --> 00:46:51,535 I mean, I know it's very in, but it's not okay. 783 00:46:53,035 --> 00:46:55,202 (SNICKERING) 784 00:46:56,118 --> 00:46:57,160 What? 785 00:46:57,911 --> 00:46:59,661 You sex shame Dad. 786 00:47:01,661 --> 00:47:03,452 I do not. 787 00:47:03,535 --> 00:47:06,410 Okay. Whatever gets you through the night. 788 00:47:09,369 --> 00:47:11,744 You-- you're gay, right? 789 00:47:14,911 --> 00:47:16,827 -Yes, I'm gay. -No, my father was gay. 790 00:47:16,911 --> 00:47:19,077 -Yes, I'm gay. -No, my father was gay. 791 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,702 I think. He, uh, he had sex with men. 792 00:47:25,702 --> 00:47:27,243 That's a telltale sign. 793 00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:29,993 (BOTH LAUGH) 794 00:47:30,077 --> 00:47:32,786 -Hey, can I ask you a question? -Hmm. 795 00:47:34,202 --> 00:47:37,993 What's it like, like, you know, 796 00:47:38,077 --> 00:47:41,744 being fucked up the ass? Like, is that... 797 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,827 I mean, it must feel kinda good, 798 00:47:44,911 --> 00:47:47,285 otherwise you wouldn't keep doing it, right? 799 00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:51,577 Does-- does it feel good? 800 00:47:56,285 --> 00:47:57,744 Do you wanna find out? 801 00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:07,452 Uh, no, I'll take a rain check. 802 00:48:08,744 --> 00:48:14,118 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 803 00:48:18,911 --> 00:48:19,952 Hutch. 804 00:48:30,619 --> 00:48:32,369 When you're young, 805 00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:35,619 sex is powerful and intoxicating. 806 00:48:35,702 --> 00:48:40,410 And as we mature, it gets demystified. 807 00:48:40,494 --> 00:48:43,744 You realize there are more important things to focus on. 808 00:48:43,827 --> 00:48:46,243 Like what? Zooming with China? 809 00:48:46,327 --> 00:48:48,661 Like holding onto whatever shreds of dignity 810 00:48:48,744 --> 00:48:50,410 you still have. 811 00:48:50,494 --> 00:48:52,160 That's so perverted. 812 00:48:53,869 --> 00:48:56,661 -Can I take these? -Yes, thank you. 813 00:49:02,327 --> 00:49:05,869 If you had the phone, did you see me texting all day? 814 00:49:05,952 --> 00:49:07,993 And you didn't respond, Quinn? 815 00:49:09,410 --> 00:49:11,243 He did not tell us that she chartered that boat 816 00:49:11,327 --> 00:49:12,744 for a goddamn funeral! 817 00:49:12,827 --> 00:49:14,577 -It's okay. -No, it's not okay! 818 00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:15,786 He did it on purpose. 819 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:17,619 -He's fucking gaslighting me. -You have to let it go. 820 00:49:17,702 --> 00:49:19,285 -I'm not gonna let it go. -Just let it go. 821 00:49:19,369 --> 00:49:21,118 What I wanna do is go find that fucker. 822 00:49:21,202 --> 00:49:22,077 Shane. 823 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,035 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 824 00:49:36,494 --> 00:49:38,494 BELINDA: Okay, one second, let me just... 825 00:49:38,577 --> 00:49:39,952 -(MUMBLING) What? -There you go. 826 00:49:40,035 --> 00:49:41,786 -On the count of three. -Okay. 827 00:49:41,869 --> 00:49:44,744 One, two, three. There you go. 828 00:49:44,827 --> 00:49:47,619 -Good. -You're a beautiful woman. 829 00:49:47,702 --> 00:49:49,911 Oh, thank you, Tanya. 830 00:49:49,993 --> 00:49:52,661 Is it-- Okay! You got it. 831 00:49:52,744 --> 00:49:56,077 Let's just get the bottom half to join you. 832 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,993 There you go. Okay. All right. 833 00:50:00,077 --> 00:50:01,993 -My head. -BELINDA: Oh. 834 00:50:02,077 --> 00:50:04,035 -My head. -Let's-- 835 00:50:04,118 --> 00:50:05,410 -Oh yeah. -(GRUNTS) 836 00:50:05,494 --> 00:50:06,827 -That's... -Oh-- oh, oh! 837 00:50:06,911 --> 00:50:08,285 -(GRUNTS) -BELINDA: (GRUNTS) There you go. 838 00:50:08,369 --> 00:50:09,911 -All right. -Yeah. 839 00:50:10,535 --> 00:50:12,243 -Okay. -Thank you. 840 00:50:12,327 --> 00:50:16,035 Good night to her, and good night to you. 841 00:50:16,118 --> 00:50:18,202 Everything's gonna be okay. 842 00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:21,911 -TANYA: Mm-hmm? -BELINDA: Mm-hmm! You got it. 843 00:50:21,993 --> 00:50:25,202 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 844 00:50:33,702 --> 00:50:35,285 (SIGHS) 845 00:50:41,369 --> 00:50:43,118 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 846 00:50:43,452 --> 00:50:44,619 Yes? 847 00:50:45,661 --> 00:50:46,786 Hi. 848 00:50:47,952 --> 00:50:49,243 How was the cruise? 849 00:50:49,952 --> 00:50:52,619 -Not good. -Great. 850 00:50:52,702 --> 00:50:54,619 Actually, it was a shit show. 851 00:50:54,702 --> 00:50:56,993 -They're fucking pissed. -Perfect. 852 00:50:58,702 --> 00:51:01,744 Oh, do you want a drink? I, uh, I have tequila. 853 00:51:01,827 --> 00:51:02,993 I have, uh... 854 00:51:03,077 --> 00:51:04,661 -(PILLS RATTLE) -...other things. 855 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,327 Uh, no, no, I'm good. 856 00:51:09,410 --> 00:51:11,744 I like this new hair look. 857 00:51:12,952 --> 00:51:15,869 Yeah. Yeah. You said that already. 858 00:51:15,952 --> 00:51:17,993 Turns out you're my type. (CHUCKLES) 859 00:51:18,077 --> 00:51:19,786 Blonde surfer with a man bun. 860 00:51:21,243 --> 00:51:22,452 Okay. 861 00:51:25,494 --> 00:51:27,494 You're a great worker, Dillon. 862 00:51:28,494 --> 00:51:30,619 Oh, um, well, thank you. 863 00:51:31,661 --> 00:51:33,118 I have my eyes on you. 864 00:51:35,577 --> 00:51:39,035 Okay. Well, I will talk to you later. 865 00:51:39,118 --> 00:51:42,202 -All right. I'll see you-- -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 866 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,452 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 867 00:51:57,619 --> 00:51:59,494 I was texting you all day, 868 00:51:59,577 --> 00:52:01,786 and then Quinn told me he had your phone. 869 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,661 Hmm, mm-hmm. 870 00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:09,577 (IMITATES MONKEY HOOTS) 871 00:52:12,619 --> 00:52:13,702 (HOOTS) 872 00:52:18,993 --> 00:52:20,077 (HOOTS) 873 00:52:21,911 --> 00:52:23,035 (HOOTS) 874 00:52:24,369 --> 00:52:27,243 -You're taking this really hard. -(MARK HOOTS) 875 00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:36,035 (KISSES) 876 00:52:36,827 --> 00:52:39,869 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 877 00:52:46,202 --> 00:52:48,369 Why would he be gaslighting you? 878 00:52:49,619 --> 00:52:51,285 This has happened before. 879 00:52:53,744 --> 00:52:55,827 Like, people have been coming for me 880 00:52:55,911 --> 00:52:57,786 my whole life. 881 00:52:59,619 --> 00:53:01,661 I'm just playing the hand I was dealt. 882 00:53:01,744 --> 00:53:05,035 Like, yeah. (SCOFFS) It's a great hand. 883 00:53:05,118 --> 00:53:06,619 And that's not my fault. 884 00:53:07,535 --> 00:53:10,869 Shane. Don't worry about it. 885 00:53:11,744 --> 00:53:12,952 I loved our dinner. 886 00:53:13,035 --> 00:53:14,952 I thought it was really romantic... 887 00:53:16,577 --> 00:53:18,243 (CHUCKLING) ...until it wasn't. 888 00:53:19,202 --> 00:53:20,369 Yeah. 889 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,118 (INHALES) 890 00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:31,744 (SHANE BREATHES HEAVILY) 891 00:53:33,702 --> 00:53:36,077 Don't. I'm not in the mood. 892 00:53:50,202 --> 00:53:53,327 I'm just kidding. I'm always in the mood. 893 00:53:54,993 --> 00:53:56,827 -Yeah? -SHANE: Yeah. 894 00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:01,452 -SHANE: Come on. -Okay. 895 00:54:03,285 --> 00:54:05,786 (BOTH MOANING) 896 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,661 (HOOTING) 897 00:54:19,786 --> 00:54:21,160 Get off me, monkey. 898 00:54:21,243 --> 00:54:22,702 (HOOTS) 899 00:54:22,786 --> 00:54:24,702 Get off me. I mean it. 900 00:54:27,993 --> 00:54:29,327 (MARK SIGHS) 901 00:54:32,993 --> 00:54:34,619 (HOOTS QUIETLY) 902 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:37,827 (NICOLE SIGHS) 903 00:54:50,035 --> 00:54:51,202 (HOOTS) 904 00:54:53,702 --> 00:54:55,535 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 905 00:54:57,535 --> 00:54:59,369 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 906 00:55:04,452 --> 00:55:07,077 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 907 00:55:20,035 --> 00:55:21,452 (ACTRESS MOANS) 908 00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:23,993 (GIGGLING) Yeah. Mm, yeah. 909 00:55:30,952 --> 00:55:33,869 (MOANING INTENSIFIES) 910 00:55:37,869 --> 00:55:41,369 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 911 00:55:54,827 --> 00:55:57,202 (PAULA GIGGLING) 912 00:56:05,410 --> 00:56:06,619 (KAI MOANS) 913 00:56:24,952 --> 00:56:27,619 (PAULA GASPING) 914 00:56:38,869 --> 00:56:42,827 (MOANING CONTINUES ON PHONE) 915 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:56,702 (WAVES CRASHING) 916 00:57:21,494 --> 00:57:25,077 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 917 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,661 (PAULA MOANING) 918 00:57:43,035 --> 00:57:46,911 ♪ (DRUM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 919 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:18,285 (KAI PANTING) 920 00:58:19,869 --> 00:58:22,869 (PAULA BREATHING HEAVILY) 921 00:58:24,577 --> 00:58:26,619 (PAULA MOANS) 922 00:58:36,494 --> 00:58:39,160 (BOTH MOANING) 923 00:58:39,243 --> 00:58:42,535 -PAULA: (GASPS) Ooh. -(KAI GROANS) 924 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:44,494 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 925 00:58:44,577 --> 00:58:48,952 (GRUNTING AND MOANING ECHOES) 926 00:58:57,494 --> 00:58:59,035 -(KNOCKING) -KITTY PATTON: Surprise! 927 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,202 -(LAUGHS) -Mom! 928 00:59:00,285 --> 00:59:01,619 (CHUCKLING) Am I interrupting? 929 00:59:01,952 --> 00:59:04,285 -It's only your honeymoon! -SHANE PATTON: What are you doing here?! 930 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,160 It's like we're the underdogs now. 931 00:59:07,243 --> 00:59:09,993 He's a white man, and nobody has any sympathy for them. 932 00:59:10,077 --> 00:59:11,452 I think he's gonna be okay, Nicole. 933 00:59:11,535 --> 00:59:12,494 Thank you, Paula. 934 00:59:12,869 --> 00:59:14,243 (PHONE RINGS) This is the spa. 935 00:59:14,327 --> 00:59:15,243 I got asked out. 936 00:59:15,577 --> 00:59:18,077 He's a deep-sea fisherman from Black Lives Matter. 937 00:59:19,285 --> 00:59:20,452 (HORN BELLOWS) 938 00:59:21,077 --> 00:59:22,786 Here's another treat. Enjoy. 939 00:59:23,285 --> 00:59:25,035 Dad, I think that guy was hitting on you. 940 00:59:25,118 --> 00:59:26,993 He was just, you know, being friendly. 941 00:59:27,744 --> 00:59:29,619 Bubba, tell my mom what you were thinking about. 942 00:59:29,702 --> 00:59:30,952 I really want to get a job. 943 00:59:31,202 --> 00:59:32,827 No, why would you do that? 944 00:59:34,410 --> 00:59:36,952 ♪ (INDIGENOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 945 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,535 (WAVES CRASH) 946 00:59:45,577 --> 00:59:47,077 ♪ (SOOTHING TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 947 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,744 When we meet Tanya, she has this big box of ashes. 948 00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:52,952 TANYA MCQUOID: I brought my mother's ashes with me, 949 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,993 so I could spread them in the ocean. 950 00:59:55,494 --> 00:59:56,452 I'm gonna need a boat. 951 00:59:56,661 --> 00:59:58,911 We have our resort boat you can charter. 952 00:59:59,202 --> 01:00:00,827 I think I'm gonna be a little emotional. 953 01:00:01,369 --> 01:00:04,827 MIKE WHITE: You can sense there's just a lot of internal drama about it, 954 01:00:04,911 --> 01:00:07,118 and it's like she's desperate to get rid of them 955 01:00:07,202 --> 01:00:08,494 and she's also attached. 956 01:00:09,077 --> 01:00:11,702 You know, tonight's the night I put my mother into the sea. 957 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,327 (SIGHS) Wow. 958 01:00:13,702 --> 01:00:15,410 I'd really appreciate it if you'd be there. 959 01:00:15,494 --> 01:00:16,452 I'll take care of it. 960 01:00:16,827 --> 01:00:18,535 I'm sure one of the girls would be able to cover for me. 961 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:20,327 This is important. I want to be there for you. 962 01:00:20,619 --> 01:00:21,869 Tanya sort of represents 963 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,035 how we can all be kind of a mess sometimes, 964 01:00:24,452 --> 01:00:27,661 and I think it provokes empathy from Belinda 965 01:00:27,744 --> 01:00:30,869 and causes Belinda to let down her boundaries. 966 01:00:31,869 --> 01:00:33,869 You were pretty horned up this morning. 967 01:00:34,452 --> 01:00:35,577 Weren't you horny for me? 968 01:00:35,661 --> 01:00:37,827 It's just not the most important thing to me. 969 01:00:38,702 --> 01:00:41,035 Well... what is? 970 01:00:42,369 --> 01:00:44,494 Was it the most important thing to you? 971 01:00:45,118 --> 01:00:46,702 It's up there. (CHUCKLES) 972 01:00:47,952 --> 01:00:50,661 There's humor to what they're going through 973 01:00:50,744 --> 01:00:52,661 just because it's such an obvious problem. 974 01:00:53,035 --> 01:00:54,619 He's not hearing her at all. 975 01:00:54,702 --> 01:00:56,410 All she wants is to be heard, 976 01:00:56,494 --> 01:00:58,993 but she doesn't know how to get him to understand. 977 01:00:59,077 --> 01:01:00,786 I think Shane really loves Rachel, 978 01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:03,410 but I don't think he digs that deep. 979 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,786 When he's happy, the world is good, 980 01:01:06,243 --> 01:01:09,327 so some of the identity crisis that she's experiencing 981 01:01:09,410 --> 01:01:12,118 and some of the anxious elements to her, he doesn't get it. 982 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,952 I wanna do something special, something kinda romantic. 983 01:01:15,202 --> 01:01:18,243 ARMOND: What about a candlelit dinner on our charter boat? 984 01:01:18,619 --> 01:01:19,535 Oh, wow. 985 01:01:19,911 --> 01:01:21,118 ARMOND: There will be one other guest on the boat. 986 01:01:21,202 --> 01:01:22,369 You won't even notice she's there. 987 01:01:22,452 --> 01:01:24,243 She'll be quiet as a church mouse. 988 01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:25,952 (SOBBING) 989 01:01:26,744 --> 01:01:29,327 Armond sending Shane out on this boat ride 990 01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:31,285 is definitely calculated. 991 01:01:31,369 --> 01:01:32,702 ARMOND: He thinks we've ruined his honeymoon? 992 01:01:32,911 --> 01:01:33,911 I will ruin his honeymoon! 993 01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:38,118 But I'm not sure if he would've done it if he wasn't now high. 994 01:01:38,744 --> 01:01:40,993 It unlocks in the character this ability 995 01:01:41,077 --> 01:01:43,911 to really act on what he actually wants to do. 996 01:01:44,285 --> 01:01:46,952 Turns out you're my type. I have my eyes on you. 997 01:01:47,285 --> 01:01:49,577 Later, Shane says to Rachel... 998 01:01:49,661 --> 01:01:50,911 He did it on purpose. 999 01:01:50,993 --> 01:01:53,619 People have been coming for me my whole life. 1000 01:01:53,702 --> 01:01:58,035 He is aggressive and entitled, but realizing someone has been 1001 01:01:58,118 --> 01:01:59,993 intentionally ruining my time here. 1002 01:02:00,077 --> 01:02:03,410 He's validated in his exasperation. 1003 01:02:03,869 --> 01:02:05,494 MARK MOSSBACHER: I thought I knew my father, 1004 01:02:05,577 --> 01:02:09,327 meanwhile, he's getting manhandled by some random dudes. 1005 01:02:09,702 --> 01:02:11,952 Mark is definitely on a roller coaster ride 1006 01:02:12,118 --> 01:02:14,702 with who his father was and what that means. 1007 01:02:14,786 --> 01:02:16,993 Gay, straight, whatever, we're just monkeys. 1008 01:02:17,243 --> 01:02:19,619 -Yeah. -MARK: We're just animals 1009 01:02:20,118 --> 01:02:21,786 driven by base instincts to... 1010 01:02:22,952 --> 01:02:25,744 create these hierarchies and hump each other. 1011 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:30,494 To Quinn, some of his struggles seem ridiculous and unpleasant. 1012 01:02:30,827 --> 01:02:32,077 Oh, I wish I'd known. 1013 01:02:32,369 --> 01:02:34,744 FRED HECHINGER: But some of it really is interesting and moving. 1014 01:02:34,993 --> 01:02:36,327 I'm sorry. 1015 01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:39,369 In episode three, he's really spiraling out. 1016 01:02:39,452 --> 01:02:42,661 He's day drinking and starting to chat up 1017 01:02:42,744 --> 01:02:44,452 girls that are half his age. 1018 01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:46,827 -Leprosy is no joke. -It's not. 1019 01:02:47,118 --> 01:02:49,827 WHITE: He goes on kind of a dark day of the soul. 1020 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,702 -(HOOTS) -You're taking this really hard. 1021 01:02:54,035 --> 01:02:56,285 In the end, you realize what he's really looking for 1022 01:02:56,369 --> 01:02:58,744 is some kind of masculine validation. 1023 01:02:58,827 --> 01:02:59,952 Get off me. 1024 01:03:03,285 --> 01:03:04,369 Can I take these? 1025 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,494 Yes, thank you. 1026 01:03:07,661 --> 01:03:10,786 Kai is a young gentleman from Hawaii 1027 01:03:10,869 --> 01:03:13,035 who works at the White Lotus. 1028 01:03:13,202 --> 01:03:15,619 Paula, as soon as she sees him, 1029 01:03:15,702 --> 01:03:17,869 is instantly drawn to him and attracted to him 1030 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:22,243 and does not really disclose that to Olivia. 1031 01:03:22,744 --> 01:03:23,869 Where were you? 1032 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,035 I just walked around. 1033 01:03:26,285 --> 01:03:27,869 WHITE: They're sort of twinning at the beginning, 1034 01:03:27,952 --> 01:03:30,494 but then you realize, over the course of the show, 1035 01:03:30,577 --> 01:03:32,744 that there's actually a big gap between them 1036 01:03:32,827 --> 01:03:36,619 that grows as the mysteries of their relationship unfold. 1037 01:03:36,702 --> 01:03:39,702 You can see how everyone's behavior 1038 01:03:39,993 --> 01:03:44,410 affects each other and how these relationships have 1039 01:03:44,494 --> 01:03:47,243 slowly evolved because of who each 1040 01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:49,369 of these people are and how they treat one another. 71130

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