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David, this isn't funny!
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I have my first Town
Hall meeting in an hour,
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where is my portfolio?!
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Uh, why... why would I know
where your portfolio is?
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You were bedazzling it last night.
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Excuse me?
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I haven't bedazzled
anything since I was 22.
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David, you were dressed
like a harlequin,
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and you were gluing shiny jewels...
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perhaps that was just a night terror.
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Um... oh God.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Well! Uh...
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Hello.
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Hi, uh, I'm-I'm Jake.
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Oh, of course you are.
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- David?
- Um, Jake, this is my mother.
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Listen, I'm really sorry,
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I didn't think anybody would be home.
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Okay, nobody was supposed to be home.
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Nobody was supposed to be home, so...
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You were supposed to be at lunch,
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why-why are-why were you not at lunch?!
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David, stop acting like
a disgruntled pelican!
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I came home from lunch
because I realized
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- I misplaced my portfolio.
- ... folio.
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So we're-I'm gonna...
we're gonna look for it.
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- David,
- Oh my God!
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we're looking for your
mother's portfol...
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Oh. Oh! Okay.
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Hello, uh, Johnny Rose. You are?
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- Jake.
- Yes, welcome, welcome, Jake.
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I see uh, David's made
you feel right at home.
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- Okay, Dad!
- John...
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No, no, no, I'm just
saying, carry on doing...
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whatever you're doing, or not... doing.
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- Okay.
- I mean, I see things
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- No. Got it, got it...
- are wrapping up here, so...
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- so much.
- Oh my God!
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- Oh my God!
- Alexis, this is Jake.
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We seem to have caught the boys in a...
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In an "afternoon delight."
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- Is that term still a going thing?
- No, that's no.
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- No, never say that again.
- Don't do that.
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Um David, I thought we agreed,
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only when nobody was home.
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Nobody was home!
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- Nobody was home!
- Oh, here it is!
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Ha ha ha!
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Nice to meet you, Jacob.
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If you take half as much care of our son
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- as you do your physique,
- Okay!
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David should be in very good hands.
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Yes, well, not-not your hands,
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- Mhmm, yep. Bye!
- but uh... generally speaking...
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Well, I hope it was worth it.
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Okay, I think you can
take a step outside.
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You can step outside
while this is happening.
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Let him change.
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You're like a predator!
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Um...
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, and so the last four digits
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on that credit card number are 6-3-1-2?
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Great, and the security
code on the back?
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Bob, who's sitting at my desk?
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Your next big opportunity, that's who.
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What opportunity?
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Well, Cal's doing big business,
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and since you two are sharing an office,
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uh, I thought you might
wanna get in on some of it.
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Sharing an office?
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You've... rented out my office space?!
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Well, Johnny, you weren't
exactly paying rent,
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and Cal's business is booming.
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I should add that
registration is totally free,
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there's no charge
whatsoever for registration,
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there's just a small monetary...
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And what business is this?
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Antivirus. The guy's amazing.
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Okay, you'll be receiving
your CD-ROM in the mail
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within the next two weeks,
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and you'll know the software is working
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if you don't see any changes.
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Bob, this sounds like a scam.
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Far from it.
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No, my-my computer was
riddled with viruses.
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I mean, Cal uh, he fixed it,
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over the phone!
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He didn't even look at my computer!
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That's how good he is.
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Bob, I've got a meeting
with a client in an hour,
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and I cannot be conducting business
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with somebody yammering
into the phone beside me!
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Johnny, you're putting me
in a bit of a pickle here.
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You know, obviously I'd
like to keep you both.
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But there's uh...
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a cardboard box over there,
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you know, if you do
feel like you wanna...
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you know, pack up your things.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
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Um, what are you...
what are you doing here?
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I just popped in to say hello.
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Yeah, he came to say hi to me.
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Oh... yeah.
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Um, and-and what... and um...
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how long have you been here for?
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Why, are you writing a true crime novel?
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I'm just curious.
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Just curious about what you guys are...
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what you guys are talking about.
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About stuff.
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Mhmm...
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Is that okay with you?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, I should probably head.
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I've got a ton of work to do, so...
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- Mmmm!
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Unnnh!
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Ahh...
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- I'll be in touch, all right?
- Okay, yeah.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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What the flying (bleep)
is going on here?!
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I was gonna ask you the same thing!
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- What was that?!
- Uh, what was that?!
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We're seeing each other!
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Okay, we're seeing each other.
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He literally came here from my room.
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Well, he dropped me off
at work this morning.
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He what?!
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He dropped me off...
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- at work this morning!
- Okay, I get it!
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Um, he did not mention that to me.
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And... frankly,
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I don't know whether I
want your sloppy seconds!
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Uh, first of all, who
says they're sloppy,
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and second, who's to say we're
not getting his sloppy thirds?!
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Who knows how many people he's
got on the go at this point?
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Okay, well all I know is
that someone is sloppy...
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and it's not me!
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Well, hello, everyone!
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What time is curtain?
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We'll probably start in a few minutes.
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Well, it looks like a
full house out there.
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Huh! So uh...
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is this what everyone's wearing?
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Well, I might lose the jacket.
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If we look to have
given up on ourselves,
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how can we assure our constituents
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that we haven't given
up on them as well?
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So we look like we've
given up on ourselves?
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Could we remember please
that these are real people,
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with real problems, people!
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And while I can't pretend
to fully understand them,
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I can at least attempt to care!
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Places, please!
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Um, okay, so I downloaded this app,
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basically so clients can schedule
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their appointments online.
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It just saves me answering the phone.
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Right, so then...
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what will you do?
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Thank you for asking, Ted.
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And here is my answer.
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Um, my answer...
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starts by me saying...
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So, you two call each other?
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Hey! Um, about what?
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You're dressed the same.
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Ah, never heard that one before.
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- How are you?
- I'm good, good.
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Tennessee and I are actually
goin' on a trip for a while, so...
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Wow, like, Tulum? Or...
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Uh, just gonna get in our
car, and drive up the coast,
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let the road take us where it wants.
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No plans, no phones, no schedules.
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Basically my worst nightmare.
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Sounds very adventurous.
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Yeah, well, I just needed to
get away for a while, you know?
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So uh, what's new with you guys?
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Well, Alexis came home to
a naked man in her bathroom.
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- Cool.
- Um no, it wasn't cool,
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because he wasn't actually there for me,
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which made everything very awkward,
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and uncomfortable for everyone.
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Well, you're free to use
the barn while I'm away.
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You know, if you need some privacy.
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I was actually looking for
someone to water the plants,
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and check over the place, so...
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Oh, well, thank you, Mutt.
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That actually might be good for me.
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Well, we're leaving this
afternoon, so you know,
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just swing by and grab the keys.
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That's very generous.
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Is that weird?
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Parents are complaining
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that they're struggling to get off
work early enough to pick up their kids,
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and so that's why we
would like to extend
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the after school daycare
program by half an hour.
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That's an idea we'll...
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give some real thought to.
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Spoken like a true politician.
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Ah! Vivacity aside,
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our children's safety
is no laughing matter.
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As a mother who once
invested a great deal
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of time and money into her children,
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I, for one, stand by
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the request to extend
the hours of the daycare.
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One might think that an additional
30 minutes will have no impact,
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but you tell that to the mother
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whose manicurist just
applied the wrong color,
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and must start all over again,
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or the father who got stuck in a mine!
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That extra half hour
could be the difference
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between a child who
gets picked up safely,
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and one who wanders the street,
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waiting for a dust-covered man
to emerge from the darkness!
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We do wait with the kids...
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Is that really what
we want for our town?
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Homeless toddlers?!
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Tugging at your pant legs?!
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Okay Moira, I think
you've made your point.
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I assure you, council
will examine this issue
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thoroughly and carefully.
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Your children will be
safe, that is a promise!
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Moira, what are you doing?
You undermined my authority!
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We were losing our audience!
You saw the walkouts.
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And on opening night!
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- This isn't a theatre!
- Isn't it?
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Look, you can't go making
blind promises to these people!
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This isn't "Sunrise Bay,"
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where everybody lives
in a perfect dream world!
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I'll have you know,
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Sunrise Bay was a coastal community
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plagued by a centuries-old curse!
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I hate to jump in here,
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but you told me I should use
the bathroom during the break,
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and uh, the line's getting really long!
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- Go for it, Bob.
- Ohhh!
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Ronnie, you have whispers
of a maternal instinct.
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Isn't this issue important to you?
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It's not a matter of importance,
it's a matter of money!
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Then find the money!
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Ohhh, okay, why don't I just tiptoe
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into my orchard of money trees,
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and fill my basket with money for you!
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And while we're at it,
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why don't I gather up
some diamond carrots,
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and some golden potatoes!
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And I don't mean the
kind of potatoes you eat,
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I mean, the...
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potatoes that are made
out of actual gold.
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Okay, there must be some solution.
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00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,432
To the problem you just caused?
258
00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:22,942
I'm sure you'll figure somethin' out.
259
00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:26,138
Oh, welcome to the show.
260
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,443
Well, first, I wanna say thank you, Amy,
261
00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,478
for taking the time to see me today.
262
00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:35,113
It's actually Amygrace.
263
00:10:35,148 --> 00:10:38,150
Amygrace, well, apologies.
264
00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:40,352
It's funny, 'cause I
remember when our families
265
00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:43,465
used to vacation together,
you were just "Little Amy."
266
00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:45,217
I've always been Amygrace.
267
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,521
Ah...
268
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,895
well then, just call me Johnnymichael.
269
00:10:55,056 --> 00:10:58,126
You know, I-I'm very
interested in your business,
270
00:10:58,151 --> 00:10:59,838
Amy... grace.
271
00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:01,340
It's been very fulfilling.
272
00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:04,643
Yeah. "Screamnastics."
273
00:11:04,677 --> 00:11:07,993
"Screamnastics," I read that's
a combination of gymnastics
274
00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:10,071
and um... screaming?
275
00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:12,393
Scream therapy, yes.
276
00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:14,346
And extreme juicing.
277
00:11:14,721 --> 00:11:18,123
Ah well, I'm a big juice fan myself.
278
00:11:18,157 --> 00:11:19,524
Just so you know, Mr. Rose,
279
00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:20,959
most orange juices have
280
00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:23,161
frighteningly high sugar levels.
281
00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:24,663
Okay...
282
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,066
So, here's the important thing.
283
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,907
I believe this town
could be the perfect spot
284
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,804
for your next franchise.
285
00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,840
Here's the issue, Mr. Rose,
286
00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:36,587
I've been touring small towns,
287
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,745
in an extensive market research trip.
288
00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:41,713
And unfortunately,
what we're discovering
289
00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:45,331
is that most "rural" communities
290
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,220
just don't have the
same interest in health.
291
00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:49,855
Or wellness.
292
00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:50,984
Or what we like to call,
293
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:54,116
"Screamnastic inner/outer
beauty connectivity."
294
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,131
Well, I know a lot of people here
295
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:59,322
who are very connected to
their inner and outer beauty.
296
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,166
And even more who could use
297
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,334
some of that "Screamnastic"
connect... tivity.
298
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:07,239
I love your enthusiasm, Mr. Rose.
299
00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:08,674
It's very "Screamnastic."
300
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,044
Well, this town is very
"Screamnastic," Amygrace.
301
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:15,140
Why don't we circle back
in I don't know, six months,
302
00:12:15,179 --> 00:12:17,725
and see how things are going then?
303
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,893
Yes, sure, sure, sure. We can do that.
304
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,897
Tell you what, why not
make it three months?
305
00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:24,656
Let's circle back in three months,
306
00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:26,250
and that way we might be able to...
307
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:28,026
open a "Screamnasium" by Christmas.
308
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:29,861
Oh, we don't call them that.
309
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,531
But it's been so great
seeing you, Mr. Rose.
310
00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,032
And my parents say hi, by the way.
311
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:36,053
They were beside themselves
when they found out
312
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:37,195
what happened to you guys.
313
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:38,253
Well, we're okay.
314
00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:39,989
We're doing just fine, thank you.
315
00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,781
Anyway, you take care.
316
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:43,383
You too.
317
00:12:58,014 --> 00:12:59,647
Ahem!
318
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,560
That's a nice chair.
319
00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:05,030
Oh, hey.
320
00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:06,798
Thanks!
321
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,400
I'm just putting the
last coat on it now.
322
00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,862
- Ah.
- I think I'm getting a little high...
323
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:11,746
- from the fumes.
- Oh, that's nice.
324
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:14,504
Uh, we know that you're
seeing both of us.
325
00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:16,351
- So...
- Okay.
326
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,987
Wait, did you not know that?
327
00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:19,911
Uh, no, we did not.
328
00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:21,680
I mean, when you kissed
us both on the mouth
329
00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:24,015
we sort of pieced it together.
330
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,752
Listen, I don't want to cause any drama.
331
00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,286
- We don't want any drama!
- Who wants drama?
332
00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:30,222
Nobody... does.
333
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:33,024
Some clarity would've been nice.
334
00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:34,693
- You know?
- Totally, yeah.
335
00:13:34,727 --> 00:13:36,051
I just uh...
336
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,144
I assumed you guys were cool with it.
337
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,575
Yeah, I don't think it's a
matter of not being cool with it,
338
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,801
I don't think that's...
that's not what this is,
339
00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:45,972
it's um, what this
is, is a clarity thing.
340
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,262
Yeah.
341
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,841
So you are cool with it?
342
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:53,278
Yeah, I'm cool with it now.
343
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,381
I'm not not cool with it.
344
00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,386
I don't think that was
ever the thing, so...
345
00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,888
I don't think anybody's not cool here.
346
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,740
Okay, cool.
347
00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:15,801
Well, hello again, you beautiful people.
348
00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:18,145
I would love to circle
back to this matter
349
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:20,839
of the extended daycare hours.
350
00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:23,742
Although I made some excellent points,
351
00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,945
in the interest of a fair
and balanced discussion,
352
00:14:26,979 --> 00:14:30,279
I will now argue the
other side of the issue.
353
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:37,355
One of my fondest memories
from childhood were weekdays,
354
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:40,114
between 5:30 and 6 P.M.
355
00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:41,927
That was our time!
356
00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,568
And we would've fought anyone
357
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,764
who dared try to take it away from us.
358
00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:48,810
So you're not extending the hours?
359
00:14:50,037 --> 00:14:53,262
Do we really want Big Brother
programming every waking minute
360
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:55,106
of our children's lives?!
361
00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:57,443
So is that a yes or a no, I...
362
00:14:57,468 --> 00:14:59,961
- It's an absolutely.
- Absolutely what?
363
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,921
Absolutely crucial...
364
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:06,368
absolutely crucial!
365
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,306
Crucial that we...
366
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,058
approach-that...
367
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,291
that we entertain every...
368
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,290
- approach. I don't...
- Ahem!
369
00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,025
We'll think about it.
370
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,603
Alexis!
371
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,554
What's...
372
00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,123
what's up?
373
00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,743
Hey, it's you.
374
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:40,351
Um, we just came by to pick
up the keys for the barn.
375
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,437
The keys to... this barn?
376
00:15:43,489 --> 00:15:46,024
Yeah, Mutt asked me to just pop by,
377
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:49,046
and keep an eye on the
place while you are gone.
378
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,562
Okay.
379
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,632
This is just the first
I'm hearing about it,
380
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,467
which is fine.
381
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,202
If I had known you were
staying at our place,
382
00:15:57,236 --> 00:15:59,204
I would've cleaned the
sheets for you guys.
383
00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:00,834
Oh no, we're not together.
384
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,312
You literally could not
have said that any faster.
385
00:16:04,349 --> 00:16:07,090
Hey babe, I'm just
getting caught up here.
386
00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:10,249
So, Alexis is crashing at our place?
387
00:16:10,274 --> 00:16:11,546
Not crashing.
388
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,661
It just caught me off
guard, 'cause I didn't know
389
00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:15,921
that there was an arrangement here.
390
00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:17,685
I don't know about arrangement,
391
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,391
it just sorta happened.
392
00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:21,177
You're the one who said you
don't like to plan things.
393
00:16:21,202 --> 00:16:23,616
Well, I like to plan things sometimes.
394
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:25,359
Uh, so Tennessee,
395
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,666
Mutt tells us that you guys
are heading up the coast?
396
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,591
- Yes!
- Yeah, we're meeting some friends.
397
00:16:29,616 --> 00:16:31,554
We're going on a pinecone harvest.
398
00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:34,205
Pinecone harvest?
399
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,890
We're picking pinecones.
400
00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:38,143
I got this old compass at a flea market;
401
00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:41,112
we're just gonna drive
until we see the pine trees.
402
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:44,349
Hmm, that sounds like it is gonna be...
403
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:46,117
super fun and intense.
404
00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:48,687
Mutt, you didn't tell me about...
405
00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,956
Yeah, the pinecones.
406
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,191
So, we know roughly where we're going.
407
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:55,193
I'm pretty sure the
compass is broken, though.
408
00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:58,830
Well, I think that it's better
to just freefall into it.
409
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,437
- Yes.
- Yeah, but like I said,
410
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:02,859
it wouldn't hurt to bring a map.
411
00:17:02,884 --> 00:17:04,512
Anyway, you pick the pinecones,
412
00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:05,971
and they harvest the seeds.
413
00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:08,893
It sounds like this is
going to be like, a very um,
414
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,077
cathartic journey for you guys.
415
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,624
- Here's hoping.
- Hmm! Yeah.
416
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,650
So uh, here's the keys.
417
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:21,186
And take care of the place.
418
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,687
Don't throw any parties.
419
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,202
Pinky swear.
420
00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:27,258
Hmm, we should probably get going.
421
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,727
We were going...
422
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,062
to hit the hot springs
before the sun sets!
423
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:32,631
Oh yeah, definitely
want to get a soak in,
424
00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:34,766
before you tackle the cones.
425
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,402
Which you must really be...
426
00:17:37,436 --> 00:17:39,257
"pining" for by now!
427
00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:41,241
Okay. Okay!
428
00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,741
Well, safe travels.
429
00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:46,921
Yeah, that was weird.
430
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,960
I will not be watering those plants.
431
00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,222
Hello? Sorry.
432
00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:58,790
- Hey, Moira.
- Hi.
433
00:17:58,824 --> 00:18:01,259
- Hey!
- Hey, Moira.
434
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:04,353
Stay away from the
Cafe, the olives are bad.
435
00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:06,992
I found Johnny at the Cafe,
he'd had a lot of olives,
436
00:18:07,017 --> 00:18:08,133
so I thought I would take him home
437
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,807
before he had any more "olives."
438
00:18:11,135 --> 00:18:13,280
- Hello, dear.
- John, what have you...
439
00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:16,221
Oh, John, you smell like my mother!
440
00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:19,251
Well, Bob kicked me out of the garage
441
00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:21,678
so Cal could steal people's money.
442
00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,049
I think you can handle this from here,
443
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,275
so have a good night, Johnny.
444
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,101
Okay, thanks, guys.
445
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:31,929
Oh John, I think you could
use a nice, cold shower.
446
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:36,845
Well, I need something.
447
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:52,042
You and the kids are
doing it all, Moira.
448
00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:55,019
Alexis has a job,
449
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,259
David's puttin' money in the coffers,
450
00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:01,553
you're on Council, making
a difference every day.
451
00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:02,808
Not every day.
452
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:06,391
You know what, I don't know if I'm...
453
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:09,439
looking after this family
as well as I should be.
454
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:15,767
John, you're the only one
holding this family together.
455
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:19,035
And that's the most
important job of all.
456
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,905
You're a good man, John Rose,
457
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,894
and good men always win!
458
00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:26,444
Not at this exact moment perhaps,
459
00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:28,363
you have an olive stain on your tie.
460
00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:29,973
What's that?
461
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:32,150
But just because no
one is currently seeing
462
00:19:32,184 --> 00:19:34,252
all the wonders of
which you are capable,
463
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:36,472
does not mean that you are not
464
00:19:36,497 --> 00:19:40,091
one of the most talented
people in this family.
465
00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:45,001
Well, thank you, Moira.
466
00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:47,842
- Has he thrown up yet?
- Oh, go to bed!
467
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:50,103
- It's six o'clock!
- Goodnight!
468
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,403
So, on a scale of one...
469
00:19:58,428 --> 00:19:59,695
to a Sao Paolo hangover,
470
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,288
how are we feeling right now?
471
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:03,147
I wouldn't have gotten
out of bed this morning.
472
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:06,274
Children, have some respect
for your father's condition.
473
00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:07,976
I'm feeling fine, Moira.
474
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:10,812
- You don't look fine.
- I'm fine!
475
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,514
Okay...
476
00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:14,482
All right, ready to order?
477
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,984
Yeah, toast...
478
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:19,202
dry toast, and more coffee, please.
479
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,084
And I know it's early, but
I'm kind of feeling like,
480
00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:23,792
a big piece of fish.
481
00:20:23,818 --> 00:20:25,029
Mm!
482
00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:28,538
Um... and I'll have a bowl of room
temperature hollandaise sauce, please.
483
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,398
Oh, that's funny, very funny.
484
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:31,781
- Don't listen to them, John.
- Very funny.
485
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:34,734
Don't listen and pick a point
on the wall if you need to.
486
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:37,351
Just a fruit cup for me, please.
487
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,207
Anything else?
488
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,224
Um yeah, I would love
to order something else,
489
00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:44,132
but I'm just having
trouble... seeing the menu.
490
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,359
Yeah, so um...
491
00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,382
if we could somehow
make it brighter in here?
492
00:20:47,407 --> 00:20:49,384
Okay, you know what, kids? Stop it.
493
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,958
Okay, well, I will be
right back with the toast,
494
00:20:51,983 --> 00:20:54,523
fruit, fish, and... sauce.
495
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:56,398
- Thanks.
- Perfect.
496
00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:58,560
Have you no empathy?!
497
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:01,537
Stop persecuting your father,
we all know he's in a bad way.
498
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:02,962
No bad way, Moira,
499
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,365
I'm actually feeling pretty good.
500
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:09,132
Well I, for one think we should
celebrate your resilience!
501
00:21:09,271 --> 00:21:10,476
A toast!
502
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,109
A toast!
503
00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:14,388
All right, you know what,
I'm sitting at another table.
504
00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:19,304
_
505
00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:22,421
Alexis seems to think you like me more.
506
00:21:22,851 --> 00:21:25,077
Alexis, don't be ridiculous.
507
00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:27,085
It's exactly the kind of paranoia
508
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,367
that makes me wary of
spending time with you.
509
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:36,664
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