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Looks good, right?
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So, my plan is to create
this cluster of live/work lofts
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all along the perimeter here.
And. . . Come here.
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l also am planning this neighborhood-y
kind of dining and retail area
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in the central square.
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You know, l even had this thought
that maybe you, Denise and Hailey
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could open up a second location
for your store.
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Really? Because Denise keeps talking
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about wanting to open up
another branch.
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Well, it'd be great. Yeah.
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Look, the land is a little pricey,
so l couldn't develop it right away,
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but once l sell the Ferrigno estate,
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l figured out l could at least
put a down payment on it
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and still have enough money left over
for the reception in Santa Barbara.
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What are you talking about?
What reception?
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Zooey, l know it's only been
eight months,
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but l am so madly, insanely,
ridiculously in love with you.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes! lt just happened
two minutes ago, Hailey.
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-Can you believe it?
-No, I can't. It's amazing.
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Oh, my God.
I've been on Iike 1 0 miIIion dates,
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and you end up marrying
some totaIIy awesome guy
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who randomIy waIks into our store?
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lt's so cute. She doesn't know
she's on speakerphone.
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You do not know how Iucky you are.
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lt is impossible
to find a good guy in this city.
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-I know.
-l thought we were connecting.
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-Oh, my God. Really?
-Kind of.
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l'm sorry, but not really.
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-Hey, will you conference in Denise?
-Oh, my God! You caIIed me first?
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-Oh, God.
-Awesome. Yes. HoId on.
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Hi.
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-l love that piece of land. lt's perfect.
-l'm glad.
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l mean, l know the neighborhood's
a little, you know. . .
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Oh, my God, Zo! I cannot
fucking beIieve you didn't caII me first!
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You are such a freak.
Hailey's first on my speed dial.
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No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding.
I'm so psyched for you.
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I feeI Iike I'm gonna puke right now.
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Oh, my God, hold on.
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Barry hates when l'm in the house
during his poker night.
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Would you give me a second,
you fat douche?
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Get out. Get out of the fucking house. . .
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-Zooey just got engaged !
-To who?
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-"To who," are you joking? To Peter.
-To who? To me.
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-I don't know Peter.
-l've met the guy like 20 times.
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-You've met him like 20 times.
-l don't know Peter.
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-You don't know Peter?
-l have no idea who that is.
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Okay, we've been on like 20 dates
with him.
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-You don't know him?
-l've never met Peter.
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You are such an asshole.
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Sorry, Zo. Have you set a date?
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Yes. June 30th in Santa Barbara.
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Peter already booked the place
we went for that long weekend.
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So romantic.
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Oh, my God. He is so romantic.
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That's the place where you guys
fucked for the first time, right?
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No.
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No, no, no,
that was the hot tub in Mexico.
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That's right.
Santa Barbara was just oral.
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-Yeah.
-You guys.
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That's right. The hot tub, yeah.
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lt was Mexico. You had your period in
Santa Barbara and you wanted to wait.
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God, you're so oId-fashioned, Zooey.
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-You told them about the hot tub?
-Maybe.
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-Wow. So, June 30th?
-Yeah, l know. lt's soon, but. . .
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Who cares? Peter's a doll,
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and he goes down on you
like six times a week.
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-What are you waiting for?
-Wow.
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Marry him. Don't wait.
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Lock that tongue down, girl.
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Yeah. lt's gonna be great.
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All right, you guys, l'll call you later.
Love you.
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lt is beautiful. lt's totally understated,
and it's just. . . lt's perfect.
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l know! No, he's the best. l feel so lucky.
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All right. All right, Debbie.
l'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
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Honey!
l've been totally hogging the phone.
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-Who do you wanna call?
-l'm okay.
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My parents are probably asleep,
so l'll just talk to them tomorrow.
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You don't wanna tell
any of your friends?
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l'll make some calls this weekend.
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Really?
Well, what about that guy, Tevin?
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You talk to him
like 20 times a day, right?
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Well, yeah.
He works two cubicles away from me.
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l'll see him Monday morning.
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Or what's his name?
The one that you fence with.
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-Gil?
-Gil.
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Gil. Gilliam.
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No, he's not really a "call right away"
kind of friend.
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Toasting.
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-Hi ! Hi.
-Hi.
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-Congratulations.
-Thanks, Mom.
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-Excellent meat.
-So good.
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-This is delicious. Thank you so much.
-Really is, Mom.
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Thank you.
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But did Peter have any good friends
growing up?
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l honestly don't remember any.
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All right, look, Zooey,
just to clarify here,
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my dad worked for lBM,
so we moved a lot when l was a kid.
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Robbie always managed to have friends.
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Of course, he probably wanted
to suck their dicks, but. . .
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Oswald !
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No, Mom, it's cool. l totally did.
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But he doesn't have to use
that kind of language.
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-lndeed.
-Why?
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My son is a gay man,
and l embrace his lifestyle.
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lt's true. Dad loves the gays.
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l actually made him
an honorary homo last month.
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The point is, Zooey, Peter always
connected better with women.
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You know, l can see that
because he's a great boyfriend.
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Thank you, fiancée.
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Also, you gotta understand, Zooey.
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Peter matured sexually
at a very early age.
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l remember taking him swimming
when he was 1 2 years old.
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Kid had a bush
like a 40-year-old Serbian.
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Come on. Okay.
Dad, please, stop talking.
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-Good to know.
-Nice.
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Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo.
Be proud.
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God.
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Who invited the stand-up comedian
over here?
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Zooey, here's the deal.
Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy."
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He put all his focus and energy
into his relationships,
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and all his dude friends
just fell by the wayside.
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Zooey, don't listen to him, all right?
l mean, we're eight years apart.
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Barely grew up together
in the same house.
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This is ridiculous.
Why is it weird that l had girlfriends?
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Nothing. We're just saying
you never really had a best friend, is all.
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-Well, who's your best friend?
-l have two.
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Hank Mardukas has been
my closest friend
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since our first year at lBM.
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-Best man at our wedding. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah, he was.
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Talk to him two, three times a week
on the phone for 30 years now.
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And then there's Robbie.
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What's up?
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-Robbie is your other best friend?
-Correct. And Hank Mardukas.
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What the shit is he looking at?
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Davis Dunn Realty,
how may l direct your call? Please hold.
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Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin.
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lt's very close to downtown.
How close do you wanna be?
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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l can't get you that close.
'Cause the schools are terrible.
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The skyscrapers were all lit up.
l got down on one knee.
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She was totally surprised.
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Well, l'm jealous, Peter,
'cause you never gave me a shot.
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But you're gonna
make the best husband.
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Stop it. Stop.
All right, you can continue now.
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Morning, Trayce.
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-Hey, Tevin.
-Hey, man.
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What's so funny?
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One of the guys
in my fantasy football league
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just sent me a QuickTime.
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lt's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
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What's that?
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lt's one of those vibrating saddles
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that women sit on to give them,
like, super intense orgasms.
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Check it out.
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-Damn!
-How sick is that?
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lt's very. That's very sick.
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So awesome.
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Hey. So, what up, dog?
How's that Ferrigno dealio coming?
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lt's coming good. Yeah. l'm getting
ready to show in a couple of weeks.
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Great.
Dude, l'm just gonna throw this out there
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because it's a big piece of house.
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lf you want a copilot on this,
l'd be happy to team up with you.
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No, l know. l feel like l wanna
give myself the challenge
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-and just see how it goes. . .
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-l appreciate the offer.
-No sweat.
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Hey, anyway, you know,
my girlfriend and l. . .
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Well, we had this very special evening
planned, and l. . .
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She's a squirter! She's squirting !
Peter, we got a squirter!
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Old Faithful !
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Hello, fiancée.
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Hey, baby. I totaIIy forgot.
It's my turn to host Iadies' night.
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No prob.
l have fencing practice, anyway.
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l'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys
afterward. Hit them with the big news.
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-Great! I gotta go. Love you.
-l love you, too.
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Peter! Peter!
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l'm sending it to you.
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-No. l don't want it.
-You got it.
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God !
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Wait a minute, l didn't even click. . .
How does it. . . l didn't even click it on.
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She's got a bush like a porcupine.
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l don't wanna know anything
about her bush. Hi, Lynette.
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-Suck it!
-Good bout, Gil. Sweet bout!
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Good job.
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Wow. Way to go, buddy.
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-Great bout.
-Fuck off!
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Bro, really sorry l lost my shit out there.
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l just did not see that
ln Quartata coming.
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Hey, man, don't worry.
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You know, you came in
with a pretty sweet glissade.
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Anybody seen my manchette?
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Did you look under your plastron,
dick wicker?
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-Fuck you, Larry!
-Fuck you, Eugene.
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-Classic.
-Thank you, Larry.
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Hey, so you guys want to,
like, get some grub
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or grab a beer or something?
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We're actually heading up
to Joshua Tree tonight.
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Oh, yeah? What's going on up there?
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We're just doing this thing
for Eugene, you know.
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Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip
kind of thing, you know.
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l didn't even know
you were getting married.
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Yeah. Taking the leap next Sunday.
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-Great.
-Dirty little slut.
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He's gonna lose his virginity finally.
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l've fucked my girlfriend. He's kidding.
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Right on ! Very cool.
Very, very cool. That's cool.
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l would've invited you, man.
l just didn't think that you'd be into it.
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You never really come out with us
after practice and stuff.
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Oh, no, dude. . . Don't even.
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lt's so fine. Really.
Thanks, though. Thank you, but. . .
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You know, it's funny, actually.
l just got engaged myself.
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-Wow. That's awesome.
-You did? Congratulations.
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-MazeI tov.
-That's great.
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Good luck with that.
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-Thank you. And you, too.
-Thanks.
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Yeah.
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All right, well,
we should probably hit the road.
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-Traffic.
-Yes.
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-Have a blast.
-Shotgun.
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-We'll be back on Wednesday, right?
-Yeah.
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Play a U2 record while you're there.
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-Good. 'Cause of Joshua Tree.
-That's right.
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lt's hilarious, know what l mean?
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No, l'm serious.
You know what my favorite nights are?
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Hanging out with you girls,
and l can do that guilt-free
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because Barry loves hanging out
with his friends, too.
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l mean, every weekend,
there's a golf getaway,
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a ski trip, a weekend in Vegas.
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Wait, Vegas? You're not worried
he's gonna cheat on you?
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He's 40 pounds overweight
with a Jewfro and a small dick.
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Look, l love the guy to death,
but l'm far and away
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00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,242
the best-looking woman
he's ever gonna get,
234
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,827
and l'm only a 7, so, come on.
235
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,162
Oh, my God. You're not a 7.
236
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,717
Peter's not a freakazoid.
237
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,802
l don't know, Zo.
l mean, l think this is kind of serious.
238
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,430
A guy without friends
can be really clingy.
239
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,849
Like, my brother-in-law
drives my sister crazy.
240
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,893
He's always like,
"When are you gonna be home?
241
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,644
"Where're you going?
Can l come with you?
242
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,480
"But nothing's on TV.
What am l gonna do?"
243
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,774
-That's. . . No, come on. What the. . .
-"Be home before midnight."
244
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,401
Peter's not like that. Please.
He's just not like that.
245
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,652
Well, just wait.
246
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,238
But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids
and a maid of honor.
247
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,491
lt's gonna be a little weird
if we're walking down the aisle alone.
248
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,242
-Yeah, l know.
-He's great.
249
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,703
-So who's gonna be his best man?
-l have no idea.
250
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,790
l honestly think that his best friend
is his mom.
251
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,626
-Terrible.
-No, no, no. Not like that.
252
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,922
Peter?
253
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,884
Honey?
254
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,306
Hey!
255
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,350
-Hey!
-Hey!
256
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,062
l made you guys some root beer floats.
257
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,190
Peter, are those chocolate straws?
258
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,318
Yeah. Pirouettes. Pepperidge Farm.
259
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,154
Thank you so much for the floats, baby.
That was so sweet.
260
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,239
My pleasure. Enjoy.
261
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,325
-Hey, congratulations on the wedding.
-Congratulations!
262
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,830
l know. lt's so exciting.
l feel so grown-up.
263
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,249
-All right, sir.
-Okay, ma'am.
264
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,417
Okay.
265
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,045
Shit! Do you think he heard us?
266
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,339
-No.
-No way.
267
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,258
l gotta get some fucking friends.
268
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,721
This is cool.
You're coming to me for help.
269
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,057
Well, the good news is
not only do l know men,
270
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,518
but straight guys are my specialty.
271
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,769
What does that mean?
272
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,022
l get bored pursuing gays.
l like to give myself more of a challenge.
273
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,567
-Yeah !
-Excuse me one second.
274
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,694
There you go, brother.
Dig deep, come on.
275
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,613
Push that shit out. Look at me,
l'm pinkies. l'm barely touching it.
276
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,868
You're clear. Locked it in, dude.
Nice job. Nice lift.
277
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,870
-Thanks, man.
-You're welcome.
278
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,080
All right, l'll see you around.
279
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,665
l hope so.
280
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,883
-That guy was totally flirting with you.
-l told you.
281
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,552
And did you see his wedding ring?
Straight as an arrow.
282
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,637
l'm telling you, hooking up is easy.
283
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,639
Meeting platonic male friends,
not so much.
284
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,725
So, what do l do?
l mean, how do l meet friends?
285
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,351
lt's such a weird concept.
286
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,521
Well, l can do some recon
around the gym,
287
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,440
but you're gonna have to be
aggressive about this, man.
288
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,567
-Yeah, yeah.
-Use the lnternet to meet guys.
289
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,027
Get Mom to fix you up.
290
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,404
l mean, if you see a cool-looking guy,
strike up a conversation
291
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,406
-and ask him on a man-date.
-A what?
292
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,074
-A man-date.
-Okay.
293
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,367
-You know what l mean?
-No.
294
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,746
By that, l mean a casual lunch
or after-work drinks, okay?
295
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,372
No dinner and no movies.
296
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,583
You're not taking these boys
to see The DeviI Wears Prada.
297
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,919
God, l love that movie.
298
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,921
No, l won't. l got you.
l know what you mean.
299
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,423
This is really exciting.
We're gonna find you some friends.
300
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,677
-So l'm gonna. . . What do l do?
-You don't play much?
301
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,222
-l used to play a lot of Hearts in college.
-This is the same thing.
302
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,059
l don't even know why he called.
This guy hasn't even played poker.
303
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,561
l don't know.
l don't know, but it's Zooey's fiancé,
304
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,063
so just shut the fuck up and be nice.
305
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,690
Well, if l do this, we have sex
with the lights on when you get home.
306
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,234
-Really?
-Yeah. Like in Jamaica.
307
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,571
-Fine.
-All night long.
308
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,074
-Fine. Love you.
-All right.
309
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:55,870
My brother's a great guy, you know?
l mean, he's smart, he's. . .
310
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,872
Well, actually,
l don't know him that well,
311
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,542
but l'll give you five free sessions
if you take him out.
312
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,211
Go Beckham !
313
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,799
So glad Robbie hooked this up.
This is awesome! This is awesome!
314
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,677
-Me, too. This is really. . .
-lsn't this great, man? l love soccer!
315
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:17,642
Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go!
316
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,602
Come on, Peter, stand up. Here we go. . .
317
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,853
Shut the fuck up!
318
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,230
All right, now people are really upset.
319
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,481
-You shut up!
-No, you shut up!
320
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,400
-You shut up!
-Hey, watch the game!
321
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,320
Honey, he just moved to LA.
He barely knows anyone.
322
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,822
He's an architect.
323
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,616
His mother says
he's so excited to meet you.
324
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,119
Robbie toId me not to have dinner
with any of these guys.
325
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,580
Your brother's a crazy person.
One dinner won't kill you.
326
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,583
-Doug?
-Peter?
327
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,419
-Hey.
-Hey.
328
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,590
-So you just moved here, huh?
-l did. Pretty recently.
329
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,594
A couple of weeks.
Fresh off the boat from Chicago.
330
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,304
Chi-Town.
331
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,931
-Windy City.
-Oh, yeah.
332
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,143
Da Bears.
333
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,187
Those sports guys.
334
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,692
You know what else, the other old
Saturday Night Live one l love? The. . .
335
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,820
What's the one Dana Carvey does
with the old lady who's like. . .
336
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,196
-Church Lady?
-Yes! Yes!
337
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:17,201
"lsn't that special?"
338
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,746
That sounded
kind of more leprechaun-y.
339
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,706
-lt did?
-lt did a little. Like a leprechaun.
340
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,254
Nice to meet you, too, Mel Stein.
341
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,299
The picture's from
a coupIe of years back.
342
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,805
Have a seat. l'm so happy
to meet you in person, you know.
343
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,143
Me, too. How long have you been
using the lnternet?
344
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,229
Three or four years.
345
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,857
l didn't know anything about it
until a couple of years ago.
346
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,901
-You're good at it now.
-Thank you.
347
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,904
-And the big dog !
-There it is!
348
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,197
Let me ask you guys.
Let me ask you guys.
349
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,699
Beatles, Stones. On a count of three.
350
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,409
-One, two, three. Beatles.
-All in.
351
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,994
-Fuck you.
-l don't care.
352
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,080
-All in.
-You're an idiot.
353
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,247
That's you, pal.
354
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,333
l will call in.
355
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,542
-Too much for me.
-You're in.
356
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,044
-Anybody else? Just me and you?
-Yeah.
357
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,755
That's it? Pot right? Trip queens.
358
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,841
-Nice.
-Three ladies. Three ladies.
359
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,676
-Nice hand.
-Finally. Fucking finally.
360
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,012
-Wait, let's see what he's got.
-Yeah, let's see what he's got.
361
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,099
l have nothing. l have five spades.
362
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,351
-That's a flush.
-Yes, one, two, three. . .
363
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,852
Flush !
364
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,104
He's a fucking asshole.
365
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,438
-Relax.
-l'm not gonna relax.
366
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,650
-What?
-l said you're an asshole, Peter.
367
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,026
Don't take it too seriously.
368
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,071
What are you staying in
with seven deuce suited?
369
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:39,325
With a fucking rainbow rag flop!
Take the fucking chips. l'm buying in.
370
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,827
-l'm sorry. . .
-Just give me some more chips.
371
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,328
l didn't know it was a rainbow.
372
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,123
-ls the wine treating you well?
-lt opened up beautifully. Thank you.
373
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,041
-Excellent.
-Come on.
374
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,129
-Hot. Hot.
-Oh, my God.
375
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,422
-She's so hot.
-She's smoking.
376
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,509
All right, Pete,
you done a boat race, right?
377
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,010
-No.
-Just drink the fucking beer,
378
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,971
-and you'll get the hang of it.
-l've got it. l will. . .
379
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,556
Doesn't matter who's winning.
380
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640
lt comes down to you and me.
381
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,142
-lt's gonna be anchors.
-We're the anchors.
382
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,145
-Let's boat. . . Let's boat race! Race it up!
-Ain't no luck in boat racing.
383
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,814
One! Two! Three! Go!
384
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,733
Come on, Pete! lt's all you, Peter!
385
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,277
Go, go, go!
386
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,489
Take him down !
387
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,992
-One more time!
-Let's go!
388
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,748
Come on ! Go, Barry!
389
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,876
-Barry! Damn it, Barry!
-Fuck!
390
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,589
Yes! ln your face! ln your. . .
391
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,300
Holy shit!
392
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,846
-l'm sorry.
-Get out of my house.
393
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,932
-l'm so sorry.
-Just get out of my fucking house.
394
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,560
-l'm sorry.
-This is not cool ! Get the fuck out!
395
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,523
l gotta tell you, Doug,
l really enjoyed this.
396
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,275
You know, l've been out
with so many jerks recently.
397
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,195
lt's nice to meet somebody
l can have an actual conversation with.
398
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,696
-Let's do it again.
-l'd love to.
399
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,533
Okay. Tomorrow night. Matsuhisa, 8:00.
400
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,286
-l will see you there, sir.
-Awesome.
401
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,473
You've been so busy.
402
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,392
l've hardly seen you
these past couple weeks.
403
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,354
l know. l've been crazy at work.
404
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,606
l'm happy to see you now.
405
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,865
-Have you been kissing someone?
-No.
406
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,287
Peter, your mouth tastes like an ashtray.
407
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,001
Yes. l went to dinner with this guy,
and he kissed me.
408
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,963
What the fuck are you talking about?
409
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,548
My mom set me up with this guy,
410
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,759
and he thought l was gay,
and it was just. . .
411
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,427
lt was a whole misunderstanding.
412
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,304
-Your mom set you up with a guy?
-Yeah.
413
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,098
You told me you were going to dinner
with a client.
414
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,475
-No.
-What the hell is going on?
415
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,103
Look, l overheard you
talking to the other girls
416
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,021
on your girls' night and. . .
417
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,147
l knew it.
418
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,192
Look, l know that you're stressed out
that l don't have any close friends,
419
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,778
so l've been trying to meet someone.
420
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,824
Right, you've been. . .
Okay, so that explains a lot.
421
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,910
l thought it was so weird
that you wanted to hang out with Barry.
422
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,621
-Yeah, exactly. That guy's a dick.
-Yeah.
423
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,957
-l threw up in his face.
-Yeah, l know. Denise told me.
424
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,293
-l threw up in his. . . A lot.
-Yeah.
425
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,503
-Projectiled.
-Yeah.
426
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,006
-That's a real thing.
-Yeah.
427
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,133
Well, l don't think l'm gonna
meet anybody by June 30th,
428
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,261
so our wedding party's
gonna be a little uneven.
429
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,889
Peter, l don't care.
l just want you to be happy
430
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,642
and to stop kissing strange men.
431
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,483
Wow, it's really smoky in there.
432
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,277
Yeah, he got up in there.
433
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,903
-Tongue?
-Oh, yeah.
434
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,905
You wouldn't mind brushing your teeth,
would you?
435
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,825
No. l've already done it
a couple of times.
436
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,827
l'll do the mouthwash again.
437
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:14,206
-There's some Tom's in the top cabinet.
-No, l gotta go with chemicals on this.
438
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,251
-l love you.
-l love you, too. l might use Comet.
439
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,068
lt's a pleasure to meet you.
440
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,195
l live down there.
441
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,322
l like it. l'm liking it.
442
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,948
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
443
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,533
lt's a good space, you know?
lt's a good vibe.
444
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,160
-Yeah? Terrific.
-Yeah.
445
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,788
Well, when the Santa Anas
come through, it is majestic.
446
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,872
-Thanks.
-l'm excited.
447
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:55,998
-We'll let you know.
-Okay.
448
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,124
Thank you.
449
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,212
-Hello.
-Hi.
450
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,214
-lf you need any help, just let me know.
-Thanks.
451
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,465
Sure.
452
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,558
Thank you for eating.
453
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,185
-l'm the first one, huh?
-Yeah.
454
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:19,271
l never understood why people
are so afraid to eat at an open house.
455
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,648
l know.
456
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:22,733
Why's Ferrigno selling?
457
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,610
He bought a place in Jackson Hole.
458
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,612
Yeah, l think he's tired
of the Hollywood grind.
459
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,738
Right.
460
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,699
You know, l've always wanted a pad
with a giant Lou Ferrigno statue,
461
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,910
so l think l've found it.
462
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,162
He's got one.
463
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,332
You're wasting your time
with that couple. Just FYl.
464
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,376
Why do you say that?
465
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,170
l saw the guy pull in.
He's driving a Saab 9.3,
466
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,590
which, l'm not a snob, it's a great car,
but it costs $30,000.
467
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,969
This house must be,
what, 4, $4.2 million?
468
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,762
Doesn't quite compute, right?
469
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,099
Well, l hope that's not the case.
He told me he was gonna make an offer.
470
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,519
l think he's trying to impress that girl
he hasn't slept with yet.
471
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,271
-The feng shui.
-Yeah.
472
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,107
How do you know that?
473
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,193
Well, it's body language, you know?
474
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,862
Look, that guy needs to fart.
475
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,905
lt's pretty clear,
but he doesn't know her well enough
476
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,575
to do it in front of her,
so l assume they haven't slept together.
477
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,078
-l like it. You okay?
-Yeah, no, l'm fine. l'm good.
478
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,873
-He does seem to be clenching.
-Yeah, he doesn't wanna fart.
479
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:23,377
Watch. When he gets enough space,
he's gonna let one rip, l guarantee you.
480
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,463
That's a good move.
481
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,798
"Hey, go check out the kitchen, honey.
l'll meet you in there."
482
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,009
-Okay. Yeah.
-Now watch.
483
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,971
He's making his move slowly.
Slowly but surely. Watch the leg.
484
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:37,475
Wait for it. Wait for it. Fart.
485
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,810
-Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker.
-Oh, my God.
486
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,479
-That's a fucking fart.
-Oh, my God !
487
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,982
Look at him crop-dusting across
your open house. lt's a disgrace.
488
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,235
-He farted in my open house.
-He sure did.
489
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,404
You know what, guy?
490
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,741
l like it, but l'm thinking
it might be a little bit small.
491
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,202
Totally, and it smells like fart.
492
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,536
-What?
-Never mind.
493
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,038
Let's take off, baby. Come on.
494
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:01,999
Roll down the windows
in that car, sweetheart.
495
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,084
You called that.
That was like a play-by-play.
496
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,377
That's amazing. You called that!
497
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,671
-Yeah. Well, l know my farts.
-Unbelievable.
498
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,424
Well, listen, just full disclosure.
499
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,594
l have no interest in buying this house.
500
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,095
Well, then why are you here?
501
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,098
To eat your free food
and to try to meet a divorcée.
502
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,558
-Are you serious?
-l am.
503
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,019
Yeah. l've found
that at the classy open houses,
504
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,563
the spread is usually pretty decent,
505
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,817
and there's a beautiful bevy of attractive
and newly-single women.
506
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:33,322
l don't know what to say.
Thank you for your honesty.
507
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,284
Thank you for the sun-dried tomato aioli,
because it's a revelation.
508
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,329
-Wow. Hey, thanks for noticing.
-Yeah.
509
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,331
All right,
l'm gonna take this panini for the road.
510
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,376
There's an open house in Bel Air that
promises to be replete with cougars.
511
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,461
-You don't wanna miss that.
-No, sir.
512
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,588
-lt was nice to meet you. Yeah.
-You, too.
513
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,757
Hey, you know what, here,
let me give you my business card.
514
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,342
-All right.
-ln case you're looking for,
515
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,635
you know, a new home or anything.
516
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,805
l actually specialize in smaller houses,
bungalows, that kind of thing.
517
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,975
-Lovely. Let me give you mine, as well.
-Okay.
518
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,727
-"Sydney Fife."
-That is my name.
519
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,853
There you go.
520
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,814
Well, thank you
for the great open house.
521
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,649
-My plezh. Okay.
-All right.
522
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,360
-Nice to meet you.
-You, too, Sydney.
523
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,575
Hello.
524
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,704
l can't just call him.
525
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,038
Why are you being such a chickenshit?
526
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,374
He gave you his card.
lt's an open invitation.
527
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,792
Engage your core.
528
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,086
lt's beach season. lt's beach season.
529
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,463
l hate this.
There's no rules for male friendships.
530
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,757
What are you freaking out about?
You went out with those other guys.
531
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,261
-l'm really nervous about this one.
-'Cause you really like him.
532
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:41,307
All right, buddy, great set.
Take five, l'll come rub you down.
533
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,934
Look, if he does call,
no more dinners, okay?
534
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,312
-lt's sending the wrong message.
-l know, l know.
535
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,399
Hey, Peter! l got an extra ticket
to the Galaxy game tonight!
536
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:55,321
You know what? Thanks, man,
l'm sorry, l can't. l got a function.
537
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,325
l got season ticks.
l'll get you on the flip side. Here we go.
538
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,702
Hey, thanks a lot
for hooking me up with Elmo over there.
539
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,288
-That was a blast.
-What? That guy's cool.
540
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,457
Here we go. Here we go.
Come on, push it out.
541
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,543
Everything you got! Everything you got!
Everything you got!
542
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,680
Yeah.
543
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,515
Just to. . .
544
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,145
Hey. . . Pathetic.
545
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,065
Sydney, how you doing?
lt's Peter Klaven.
546
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,485
Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.
We met at the open house last week.
547
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:38,405
Get some guts, would you?
l got some cheese. Give me a break.
548
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,200
No. Oh, my God.
549
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,747
-Hey, Peter.
-Hey, Carolyn.
550
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,294
Sorry.
551
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,838
Fife. You know what to do.
552
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,509
Hey, Peter. lt's Sydney Klaven.
No, that's not right.
553
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,639
Sydney, it's Peter Klaven.
554
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,267
l met you last week at an open house,
555
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,939
and l had a showing and. . .
556
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:18,278
Anyway, l was wondering
if you ever wanted to get together
557
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:23,701
and talk about real estate and whatnot.
Or whatnot. And. . .
558
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,577
-Hey, sugar.
-Hey.
559
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,002
l'm sorry, l forgot what l was gonna say.
What was l saying?
560
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,967
Yes, the open house and we met. . .
Anyway, no rush.
561
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:44,763
You call me back
whenever you get a mo. Get a moment.
562
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:48,767
And we will talk when l talk to you.
563
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,229
All right.
Hope you're having a great day.
564
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,856
Okay. Bye, now.
565
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:04,992
Fuck.
566
00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:10,164
l'm fine with a little mercury poisoning
as long as it means l get to eat raw fish,
567
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,915
'cause l love it so much.
568
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,209
My doctor said it's really bad
if you're trying to get pregnant.
569
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,836
l heard that.
570
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,255
Which Barry and l are doing.
571
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,508
Oh, my God, that's so exciting !
572
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,260
-l'm sorry.
-What?
573
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,929
l'm sorry.
l just pictured you and Barry having sex.
574
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,182
And he's so big and you're so tiny,
and l just. . .
575
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,851
-Hailey. . .
-Like, l totally imagined Barry just like. . .
576
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:31,935
Okay, hold on, wait.
577
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,395
Why are you even imagining us
doing it anyway?
578
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,814
-l'm seeing it again.
-Well, stop! Stop! Cut it!
579
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,191
No, l love Barry.
580
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,567
-Hey!
-Hey!
581
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,486
-Hey! Hey!
-Hi !
582
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,945
-Hi !
-What are you doing here?
583
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,282
l just had a meeting downtown
with the owners of the development site,
584
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,868
so thought l'd stop in
and say hi on my way back to the office.
585
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,329
So, Peter,
how's your little manhunt coming?
586
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,581
Really, you told them? Shocking.
587
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,041
Well, l mean, Barry and his friends
588
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,001
said they had a great time with you
the other night.
589
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,628
-Seriously?
-No.
590
00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,047
Well, l just. . .
l don't drink that much and they pound.
591
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,215
They were pounding drinks.
592
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,800
Yeah, you're not used to drinking
that much.
593
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,010
Excuse me just a second.
594
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,555
Peter Klaven.
595
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,894
Excuse me just one. . .
Hey, Sydney. How are you?
596
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,479
ls that a man or a woman?
597
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,564
l don't know. l've never heard of Sydney.
598
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:22,653
l could be in Venice by 5:00, yeah.
l can do that.
599
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,822
lt's a man-date. lt's a man-date.
This is a man-date.
600
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,407
James' Beach Bar and Grill.
601
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,285
l look forward to it. Sounds great.
602
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,789
All right. l'll see you in a jiff.
603
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,251
-"See you in a jiff"?
-l don't know why l said that.
604
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,004
l've never said that expression before
in my life. l just said, "See you in a jiff."
605
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,674
Honey, you're all flustered.
Who was that?
606
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,843
lt was just this guy
that l met at my open house.
607
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,887
-Sydney something or other.
-Sydney. l like it.
608
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:52,891
-Oh, my God. Peter's got a boyfriend.
-And l don't.
609
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,518
Oh, God, why does everything
have to be about you?
610
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:55,310
Because l'm single.
611
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,078
l'm meeting him right now.
612
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,330
Dude, no dinner.
He'II get the wrong idea.
613
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,875
You don't wanna get another
tongue-fucking at the vaIet stand.
614
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,877
Yes, Robbie, l promise. No dinner.
615
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,713
Dude, I'm pumped about this.
CaII me when you get home.
616
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:23,964
Yeah !
617
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:26,133
Thank you, bro.
618
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,138
All right, so you break it off
with your ex-girlfriend. . .
619
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,181
Yeah, and l met Zooey
the very next day.
620
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,475
Man, no laj between the vag?
621
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,813
-What does that mean?
-No lag time between vaginas.
622
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,690
Yeah, no. l don't. . .
623
00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:44,401
l mean, l didn't plan for it
to be like that, you know,
624
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,820
with no laj, but it just happened.
625
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,114
All right. How's the sex?
626
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,367
That's a little private, wouldn't you say?
627
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,370
Look, it's something we think about
on a second-to-second basis,
628
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,749
and yet we're not supposed
to talk about it? Why?
629
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,542
Well. . .
630
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:05,339
l guess no one's ever really asked me
before, but it's good. Sex is good.
631
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,382
-Oh, boy.
-What, "Oh, boy"?
632
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,051
Well, your voice went up
when you said that.
633
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,385
So?
634
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,263
lt means you weren't
being entirely truthful.
635
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:17,726
Look, l don't know this girl,
so you can talk to me. What's the deal?
636
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,191
l don't know, l guess maybe sometimes
l wish that she enjoyed, you know. . .
637
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:27,694
-Getting it in the tush?
-No. No, no, no.
638
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,905
-That's my bad.
-Oral sex.
639
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,617
She doesn't like to put it in the mouth?
640
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:39,164
l can't believe l'm telling you this.
l don't even know you. Forget it. Look.
641
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,125
Zooey's awesome,
and we have a great sex life.
642
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,753
We really do. l can't. . .
l don't even know why l said that.
643
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:48,882
Because you're speaking honestly,
all right? Relax.
644
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,551
And what about you?
645
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,971
-You ever been married?
-No.
646
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,223
For what l'm looking for,
divorcées are perfect, you know?
647
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:59,267
They don't want anything serious,
and neither do l.
648
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,187
Well, hey, man.
You know, if it works for you.
649
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,272
Believe me, Pistol, it is the best.
650
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,400
-"Pistol"?
-Yeah. Pistol.
651
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:10,696
-Because you're Pete. So Pistol Pete.
-Pistol Pete.
652
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,824
Excuse me,
you guys finishing up here soon?
653
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,410
No, sorry, chief,
we're actually staying for dinner.
654
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:19,162
No, actually, l already have
a dinner plan with my fiancée.
655
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,457
No, dude, this place
has the best fish tacos in the world.
656
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:26,336
Literally. Ranked.
You gotta have one or two.
657
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,507
lt's the pico de gallo, man.
Just use your hands.
658
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,592
We're barbarians after all, men.
659
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,179
Every once in a while,
l go down to the Boardwalk
660
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,307
and l just throw my own feces
like a gorilla.
661
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,233
You all right?
662
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,986
How can you disagree with me on this?
l mean, look, my. . .
663
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,738
lt's bad for the whole world.
664
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,198
My lease is gonna be up and l think. . .
665
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,701
-Are you talking about hybrid cars?
-Yes. Yes.
666
00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,162
l thought you were talking
about hybrid animals.
667
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,621
-Hybrid animals?
-Yeah.
668
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,373
What the fuck is a hybrid animal?
669
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,877
lt took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer
to get drunk, sometimes two.
670
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:10,213
-"Hello, pretty lady."
-"Anybody want a peanut?"
671
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:13,383
Should we get a third order
of fish tacos?
672
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,179
Hands down,
best fish taco l've ever had in my life.
673
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,889
God, those tortillas were incredible.
674
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,225
Yeah, they make them in-house.
lt sets up the flavor for the whole dish.
675
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,393
You know what?
l just realized something.
676
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:26,646
l never even asked you
if you were interested in buying a house.
677
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,107
No. No, why would l be?
678
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,359
Well, it's just when you called me back,
679
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,612
l didn't know if you wanted
to talk about real estate or not.
680
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,905
You just seemed like a good dude.
681
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:38,241
l thought l'd see if you wanted
to grab a beer. That's all.
682
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,785
l'm glad you called.
683
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,288
-You get home safe, Pistol.
-You got it, Joban.
684
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,957
l'm sorry, what?
685
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,835
Nothing.
686
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,421
-No, what'd you say?
-l don't know.
687
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:56,051
You. . . You nicknamed me Pistol,
and l just called you Joban.
688
00:34:56,469 --> 00:35:00,806
lt means nothing. l don't. . .
l'm drunk. l'm gonna call a cab.
689
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,226
All right, man.
You have my number, yeah?
690
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,978
l got you stored in my iPhin.
691
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,857
-All right. lf you need me, call, okay?
-Man, l'm golden.
692
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,610
-Yeah. All right, man.
-All right, bud.
693
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,197
Have a good night.
694
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,747
l don't know the number for a taxi.
695
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,880
-Hi, baby.
-Hey.
696
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,466
-Did you have a good time?
-Yeah, we did. Yeah.
697
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,803
Sydney's a cool guy. Got kind of drunk.
698
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,140
-Really?
-Yeah, l had to take a cab home.
699
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,809
-Really? Did you. . .
-Throw up in his face?
700
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,977
-Yeah.
-No.
701
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,270
-Good.
-So that's good.
702
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,981
That's good. So is he your best man?
703
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:55,068
lt's way too early to tell,
but it's very sweet of you to ask.
704
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,571
Go back to sleep.
l'll be in, in a second, all right?
705
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,322
l just wanna see
if l got any hits on Ferrigno.
706
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,574
Okay.
707
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,000
-Whoomp! There he is! There he is!
-Stop it. Stop it.
708
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,376
-Ass, ass and titties.
-Stop it. Fucking stop it.
709
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,921
-Fuck, l'm ticklish, Tevin.
-Okay. Uncle. Uncle.
710
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,591
Hey. How was the open hizzy?
711
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,426
-The what?
-The open house.
712
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,052
The open house. lt was great.
713
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,847
-Yeah? Did you flip that bitch yet?
-Yeah.
714
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:26,141
No. l mean, l've had a few nibbles.
No bites.
715
00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:29,019
Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles.
716
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,980
-Peter, can l talk to you as a friend?
-Sure.
717
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,192
You're dealing with the house
of a major Hollywood celebrity,
718
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,695
Mr. Louis Ferrigno,
The Hulk from television.
719
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,864
Of course. l know that.
720
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,240
How badly
do you wanna sell this house?
721
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,951
-l need to. You know, for. . .
-l know you need to.
722
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,369
You gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
723
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,955
You gotta network.
You gotta meet a lot of people.
724
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,458
You gotta get them some leave-behinds.
725
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,544
-l have brochures.
-Brochures are totally different, okay?
726
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,880
-How?
-You see this picture right here?
727
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,381
-Yeah.
-Do you know who took it?
728
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,175
-No.
-M. Night Shyamalan,
729
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,636
the director of The Village.
730
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,096
-Okay.
-What's your bus-bench ad situation?
731
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:08,016
-l don't have any.
-What about urinal cakes?
732
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,560
-How about urinal cakes?
-Do you use them?
733
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,563
-When l pee.
-That's not what l'm talking about.
734
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,317
Go into any Olive Garden,
P. F. Chang's Chinese Bistro,
735
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,736
T.G. l. Friday's, Fuddruckers.
736
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,990
What do they have in the bathroom?
Urinal cakes with my face on it.
737
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,742
Does it. . . l don't see how that would. . .
738
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,494
l've had people come up to me
on the streets and say,
739
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,037
"l know you from somewhere."
740
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,081
"Yeah, you do.
You pissed on my face, friend."
741
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,583
l don't see how
having somebody piss on my face
742
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,086
is gonna be able to sell
Lou Ferrigno's house.
743
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,799
Peter, you got the steak,
but l got the sizzle, my nizzle. Right?
744
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,968
Why don't we split the listing. Okay?
745
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,638
Let me wet my beak on this action.
We'll both be winners.
746
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,641
l appreciate it, but l'd really like to try
and do this myself.
747
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,811
Yeah. Absolutely.
l'm just putting on my friend hat here.
748
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,897
-l appreciate it. All right.
-Whoomp! There he is!
749
00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:00,026
-Oh, jeez.
-Watch yourself, big girl.
750
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:16,126
-Fife.
-Hey, Sydney. lt's the Pistol.
751
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,461
Who?
752
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:22,549
Peter Klaven from
the James' Beach thing the other night.
753
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,634
Hey, yeah, what's going on, man?
754
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,054
Yeah. Not much. l'm working like a dog.
755
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,058
But, you know, usual. . . The yoozh stuff.
756
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,645
I was just caIIing to say, hey,
I had a great time the other night.
757
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,898
Yeah, l had a nice time, man.
Those fish tacos are the tits.
758
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,485
Yeah, you know, if you ever wanna
grab lunch or something, nothing major.
759
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,112
Yeah. Actually, you know what?
l'm gonna take my puggle
760
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,031
for a little jaunt
on the Venice Boardwalk.
761
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,367
-You shouId come meet me.
-All right. Yeah, great.
762
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,995
Cool. Why don't you meet me
at Muscle Beach at like,
763
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,289
-l don't know, in a half an hour?
-Muscle Beach, half an hour.
764
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:58,084
l will see you there,
or l will see you on another time.
765
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,046
That was very confusing.
I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
766
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:04,632
-No, l'll be there. l'll be there.
-AII right, I'II see you then, buddy.
767
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,594
All right. Laters on the menjay.
768
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,850
What did l just say?
769
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,519
He's a cross
between a beagle and a pug.
770
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,773
-The most beautiful dog in the world.
-He's cute. What's his name?
771
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,191
Anwar Sadat,
772
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,361
after Anwar Sadat,
former president of Egypt.
773
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,030
Right.
Because you're a fan of his policies or. . .
774
00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:29,616
No, because they look exactly alike.
775
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:36,039
Hey, so how's Ferrigno coming?
You got any offers yet?
776
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,582
Not yet, no.
777
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,796
This guy that l work with, Tevin Downey,
he wants to share the listing with me.
778
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,339
What? And split the commission?
779
00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,341
What about the land
you told me you wanted to buy?
780
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:50,637
lt would put a delay on that,
but l gotta sell the place, you know?
781
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,556
Tevin's a total cheeseball,
but he markets himself like crazy.
782
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,184
He's on bus-bench ads all over town.
783
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,728
You know,
he says the place is out of my league.
784
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,647
Hey, that is bullshit. All right?
785
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,900
That open house was understated.
lt was classy and elegant.
786
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,152
l've been to a million of those things
and nobody,
787
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,863
nobody puts out
rosemary flatbread paninis.
788
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,408
Now hold on, my dog needs to shit.
789
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,618
Well, l'm trying to sell the place,
believe me, but. . .
790
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:17,372
Hey, no, Pete.
Trying is having the intention to fail.
791
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,749
You gotta scrap that word
from your vocab.
792
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,544
Say you're gonna do it and you will.
793
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,921
Come on, buddy. Good boy.
794
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,717
-You need a plastic bag or. . .
-No, l don't clean up after my dog.
795
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,553
Dog poop is like a compost.
796
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,555
lt's got a ton of nutrients
that enrich the soil.
797
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:34,848
But we're on pavement.
798
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,976
God damn it!
How about cleaning up after your dog?
799
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,186
You mind your own fuckhole!
800
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,483
What the fuck? Psycho.
801
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,739
What was that?
802
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:52,949
l'm a man, Peter.
803
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,827
l've got an ocean of testosterone
flowing through my veins.
804
00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,621
Society tells us to act civilized,
but the truth is we're animals,
805
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,332
and sometimes you gotta let it out.
Try it.
806
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,463
l'm not gonna start screaming
in the middle of the Venice Boardwalk.
807
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,006
Come with me.
808
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,720
-This is silly.
-lndulge me.
809
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,724
That was really good.
810
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,727
Now gently remove your tampon
and try again.
811
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,274
Respect the process.
812
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,276
Why do you wanna mock the process?
813
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,652
-Because it doesn't do anything.
-No.
814
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,614
lf you don't yell,
l'm gonna punch you in your stomach.
815
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,289
That was really good, man.
That was terrifying.
816
00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:43,291
You just scared my dog.
817
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,677
-Yeah? You feel better?
-Yeah.
818
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,887
-Want to get a corn dog?
-Yeah !
819
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,263
Let's go.
820
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:07,315
. . .the span of this, like, l don't know,
30 pages. lt's insane. lt's crazy.
821
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,485
l know. l read it in college, and l loved it.
822
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,487
What a great house.
823
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,531
Thanks, man.
Yeah, come check out the back.
824
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,782
Yeah.
825
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,911
-This is a bumper car l got on eBay.
-Wow.
826
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,413
l was in a bidding war
with CarnivalKid 32,
827
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:25,291
so l had to go on the "Buy lt Now" price,
but l got it.
828
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,918
-Coolness.
-And you remember Marlena.
829
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,044
Hey, Lenish.
830
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,796
Now let's check out
the piéce de résistance, bitch.
831
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,590
l wanna do it. Separate garage.
832
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,759
-Mr. Klaven.
-Very nice.
833
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,470
Welcome to the Temple of Doom.
834
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:40,473
Holy shit, Sydney. This place is insane.
835
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,059
Holy fuck. Oh, my God.
836
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,145
-Thanks, man. l try.
-This is amazing.
837
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,231
-Thank you, sir.
-You got some TVs.
838
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,941
l do. l do.
839
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,985
Photographs.
840
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,863
-Beer?
-l'll snake a brew.
841
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,157
-Put on some tunes.
-ls that you?
842
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,160
Yeah.
Yeah, that's me in ninth grade, man.
843
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,913
-Are you that little kid?
-Yeah, l was a late bloomer.
844
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:05,665
"Wrecking Crew."
845
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,126
-Come and take a load off, bud.
-Oh, man.
846
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,836
Pop a squizz nut.
847
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,634
What's going on over there?
848
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,178
This is where l jerk off.
849
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,142
And the condoms?
850
00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:28,062
-l wear them when l masturbate.
-Are you kidding me?
851
00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:29,647
l always get this reaction,
852
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:33,610
but the fact is they decrease sensitivity
so l can last longer.
853
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,362
And there's no sticky mess to clean up.
854
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:42,619
And when your divorcées come over,
you put them away?
855
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:46,873
Pete, this is the man cave.
There's no women allowed in here.
856
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,667
l got a jerk-off station, for God's sakes.
857
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,252
Sit down, man.
858
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,714
What about when your guy friends
come over? Aren't you embarrassed?
859
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:59,385
Masturbation is a part of life, Pete.
Dudes masturbate. So do chicks.
860
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,472
You never talked about masturbating
with your friends?
861
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,140
-No, l haven't.
-All right.
862
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:06,184
When was the last time you did it, Pete?
863
00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:07,435
l'm not gonna tell you that.
864
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:10,229
Hey. Listen, you think of this place
as a Cone of Silence, all right?
865
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,232
l'm not gonna tell anybody
any of the things you say in here.
866
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,984
You have my word.
867
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:23,368
Zooey went to the Pasadena flea market
with her friends last weekend,
868
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,244
and l did it then.
869
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,205
Well, that sounds lovely.
870
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:29,832
What'd you use? lnternet or DVD?
871
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,043
How do you get me
to tell you these things?
872
00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:33,378
Come on.
873
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,964
l used a picture of Zooey in a bikini
874
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:39,217
that l took when we were on vacation
in Cabo San Lucas.
875
00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,428
Wait, you jacked off
to a picture of your own girlfriend?
876
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,014
You. . . That. . . Wow. That is sick.
877
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,809
Oh, my God ! What is wrong with you?
878
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:48,935
What's wrong with that?
879
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:53,523
Pedro, there is so much wrong with that,
l don't even know where to begin. lt's. . .
880
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,611
-That is sick, man.
-Someone's ears were burning.
881
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,698
Heard you say you jacked off
to her picture, sicko.
882
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,116
Hey, babe.
883
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:07,537
Good. Yeah, l'm over here at Sydney's.
We're just chillaxing.
884
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,539
We're in the chill station.
885
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,458
Yeah, l'm kind of playing hooky
from work.
886
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,712
No, l'll see you at home later on.
887
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,672
Love you, too. Bye-bye.
888
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,510
Hey, why'd you tell her
you bailed from work?
889
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,262
l didn't wanna lie to her.
890
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:27,014
You're one of the most honest people
l've ever met. You can understand that.
891
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,433
Yeah, l never lie to women,
892
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:32,103
but, l mean, there are some things
l choose not to share with them.
893
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:35,022
-l don't really see the distinction.
-Really?
894
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,568
So you've told Zooey that you jacked off
to her picture last weekend.
895
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:39,777
Well, no, but. . .
896
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,447
All right. Well, you shared
that information with me, didn't you?
897
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,533
So there are dividing lines.
That's all l'm trying to say.
898
00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:47,118
Like, l love to take a girl out to dinner,
899
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:49,078
but l'm not gonna go golf 1 8 holes
with her.
900
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,998
You know what? Zooey and l played golf
together a couple of months ago.
901
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:55,752
-lt was really fun.
-That sounds like a fucking nightmare.
902
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,922
What do you play?
903
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:04,093
l play a little bit of everything,
but if l had to narrow it down to one,
904
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,137
l guess l'd say l'm an axman.
905
00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:09,182
-Sweet. Guitar.
-What about you? You play anything?
906
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:13,936
l used to slap the bass
in a high school jazz band.
907
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,774
-All right.
-Rush. l love Rush.
908
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,942
Dude, Rush is the greatest band
of all time.
909
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:24,155
Yeah, no, how about of all time?
All time.
910
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:28,576
You know what? We should
jam together sometime, man.
911
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,329
Yeah. Totally.
912
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,540
Totes McGotes. Cool.
913
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:44,300
Well, you know what?
l should probably hit it to it.
914
00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,594
All right, yeah.
l gotta get to bed early, anyway.
915
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:49,055
l'm doing a big day hike
with my buddies in Malibu tomorrow.
916
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,682
Yeah. Hey, thanks a lot. lt was a really. . .
lt was a good hang.
917
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,893
-Yeah.
-Sweet, sweet hanging.
918
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,690
-Well, adiós, Pistol.
-Take it easy, Siddy Slicker.
919
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,528
-l'm sorry.
-What?
920
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,697
l called you Siddy Slicker.
921
00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:08,533
-That sucks.
-No, it was pretty close.
922
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,785
lt's a lame nickname.
923
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,079
l thought it was good.
lt was better than Joban.
924
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:16,332
Yeah, right. l'm gonna get it.
l'll get a better one.
925
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,167
-Dude, it was fine.
-l'm gonna get you.
926
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:21,337
-Get out of here. Get out of here.
-l'm gonna get you, sucka.
927
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,214
Later on, my. . .
928
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:31,264
Peter, I have a Lou Ferrigno for you
on Iine three.
929
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,938
Put him through.
930
00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:44,026
Mr. Ferrigno. Hey, it's Peter Klaven.
931
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,028
Peter, what the heII's going on?
932
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,865
Yeah. lf you just go past the first area
to the left, he's right there.
933
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,034
-Sure. What's your name?
-Leanne.
934
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,161
Leanne. That was my mother's name.
935
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:57,164
-Really?
-l don't know. Was it?
936
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,418
Peter, it's been on the market
for three weeks...
937
00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:02,211
-Yes.
-...and we haven't gotten one offer.
938
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:05,298
And that's why we're having another
open house this weekend.
939
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,174
Hello, mystery woman.
940
00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,511
l think it was very beneficial,
very beneficial.
941
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,388
BeneficiaI? It was beneficiaI?
942
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:14,390
So you're teIIing me
we're gonna seII this house?
943
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:17,184
Absolutely,
and l've gotten many nibbles this week.
944
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,311
-NibbIes?
-Yes, sir.
945
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,979
It's aII about food with you, Peter.
946
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,565
No one cares about
the stupid sandwiches you put out.
947
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:25,568
No, sir. No, l absolutely agree with you.
948
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:28,571
You want to sell a house
and not a panini.
949
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,448
-Paninis? Paninis?
-Yes, sir.
950
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:31,574
Don't make him angry.
951
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:33,659
Enough with the coId cuts,
the condiments.
952
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,412
-You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
-What the heII you think this is?
953
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:39,165
No, l understand.
lt's an open house and not a deli.
954
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:43,377
-Peter? HeIIo? You need to focus.
-Yeah. Yep. l think. . .
955
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,296
-l think. . .
-Let peopIe know my house is for saIe.
956
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,549
Forget about the sandwiches
and focus on seIIing my fucking house.
957
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,593
-Let's do this, okay?
-Yes, sir.
958
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,761
-Okay?
-Okay.
959
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,639
-Goodbye.
-All right, thank you. Bye-bye.
960
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,433
You all right?
961
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,435
-Hulk busting your balls?
-Yeah.
962
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,897
-What are you doing here?
-My blood bank's a few blocks away.
963
00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:06,984
l'm AB negative. lt's extremely rare,
so l try to donate every couple of weeks.
964
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:08,486
That's really nice, Sydney.
965
00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:11,614
There's also this nurse there
who l wanna fuck so badly.
966
00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,659
Oh, boy, here we go.
Should have guessed.
967
00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:18,579
Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking
with your friends today?
968
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,290
Yeah, a couple of them had to bail,
but we'll reschedule.
969
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,542
Anyway, listen, l got a house full
of leftover Koo Koo Roo,
970
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,544
so l was thinking maybe you
and me could go grab some lunch
971
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,964
and squeeze in a little jam session?
972
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,340
Leftover Koo Koo Roo?
973
00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,134
Well, that sounds
about as appetizing as
974
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,013
a big pile of. . .
A plate of dirt, or something.
975
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,766
l'm. . . l was. . . l'm kidding.
976
00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:42,019
Yeah. l still want to hang out
despite that joke.
977
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,898
-That was a bad joke.
-Yeah. You're better than that.
978
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,162
That's it.
979
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,082
-How's that feel?
-lt feels tasty.
980
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:06,419
-Yeah? You sound pretty good, buddy.
-Thanks, man.
981
00:50:06,503 --> 00:50:08,045
Here we go.
982
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,564
Wow, that's a good one, bud.
983
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,191
Hey, check out these two.
984
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:33,863
l call them bowsers. lt's my nickname
for people who look just like their dog.
985
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,031
Good boy.
986
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,033
Bowsers?
Where'd you come up with that?
987
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,659
lt sounded right.
988
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:42,288
Shit. Hey, geek!
l just stepped in your dog's shit.
989
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,583
Now l'm gonna make you eat it.
990
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,585
Peter, run !
991
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:49,128
-Yeah !
-Take it.
992
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,680
lt's a bit of a throwback, but it comes
with the built-ins. lt's wired for sound.
993
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,891
This is fun.
This is a pair of jeans that he actually. . .
994
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,976
This house is exquisite.
995
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,021
l'd like to make an offer.
996
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:11,025
What do you think, hon?
997
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:25,456
Yeah, l don't like that,
but for the most part, l mean. . .
998
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:26,874
-Take it.
-Really?
999
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,459
Yeah, take it.
1000
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,712
Sydney, what's up, man?
1001
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,132
What happened? What?
1002
00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,343
Shut up! No.
1003
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:40,346
Did it smell weird? ls it discolored?
1004
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,817
Shut the fuck up!
1005
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,277
So how long have you guys
known Sydney?
1006
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,654
-lt feels like forever.
-What?
1007
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,989
Remember that time
we tripped acid together
1008
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:02,618
-and he made us watch the news?
-That was a remarkable night.
1009
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,745
-Dude. Dude. Don't. Dude.
-Don't be scared.
1010
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,039
-Stop it. Stop it. Drive! Drive!
-Don't lean ! Don't lean !
1011
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:11,794
Yeah, Pistol.
1012
00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:14,505
Dude, Peter is on fire.
1013
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,928
-Boo-yah ! Yeah !
-Fuck me raw!
1014
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:23,013
That's what l'm talking about.
1015
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,391
-Sweet lunge, Peter.
-Yeah, Pete.
1016
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,642
Suck it, Gil !
1017
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,565
l love it!
1018
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,733
Marvin Berry.
1019
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:39,071
"You remember
that new sound you were looking for?"
1020
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,748
Pete!
1021
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,502
-Are you all right?
-My fucking ass.
1022
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,588
-Hey, you did great today though, man.
-You did. You made it up.
1023
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,215
-l made it to the top. First time.
-Good job, bro.
1024
00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,759
-Hey, nice meeting you.
-Yeah, nice meeting you guys.
1025
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,720
-All righty, Syd.
-Wait, where you going?
1026
00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,930
lt's Sunday night.
Tina's nephews are coming over.
1027
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,141
We're gonna watch
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
1028
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,185
No, it's just, l thought
we were all gonna have dinner together,
1029
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,020
so l ordered us a 6-foot sub.
1030
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,814
But l gotta bolt, too. l promised the kids
l'd take them to Cheeseria.
1031
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:14,940
A little pizza action.
1032
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,359
Yeah, well, l'm just gonna be stuck
at home grading papers tonight,
1033
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,236
but thanks anyway. All right?
1034
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,821
Fun day, guys.
1035
00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:25,034
-Pete?
-Man, you know, on Sunday night,
1036
00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:27,286
Zooey and l usually watch HBO.
1037
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,455
Right. Yeah, yeah, of course. Cool.
1038
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:32,666
But l can't let you eat
a 6-foot sub all by yourself.
1039
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,043
-Do you want some?
-No,
1040
00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:36,420
l had like a foot and a half
back at Sydney's. l'm golden.
1041
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:40,216
So, what do you guys do for, like,
seven straight hours?
1042
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,469
Whatever. l mean, like, we'll just
hang out, you know. Shoot the shit.
1043
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,262
Sometimes we jam a little bit.
1044
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,389
-You play an instrument?
-Yeah.
1045
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,350
l can't believe l've never told you.
l play bass.
1046
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:52,728
-Really?
-Yeah. l slap the bass big time.
1047
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,981
What do you. . . What is that?
You sound like a leprechaun.
1048
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,775
-No, that's a reggae guy.
-What is that?
1049
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,777
-l just did reggae.
-lt doesn't sound. . .
1050
00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:01,070
-lt doesn't sound reggae?
-No.
1051
00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:03,113
-Slap the bass.
-No.
1052
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,034
-How does it. . .
-lt's like, big time, big time.
1053
00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:10,079
-Big time.
-Big time. Slap the bass big time.
1054
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,539
Slap the bass.
1055
00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:14,041
-That sounded like Borat.
-Yeah.
1056
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,670
-Slap the bass. Big time.
-That's better. That's better.
1057
00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:19,588
Syd and l have gotten pretty good
at a couple of Rush songs.
1058
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,840
What do you mean, like,
fast-paced rock?
1059
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,593
No, like, Rush. Like the band Rush.
1060
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,054
-l don't know them. The. . .
-The holy triumvirate.
1061
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,265
-Wait, you don't know Rush?
-No.
1062
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,850
-You don't know Rush, the band?
-No.
1063
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,853
-"Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer"?
-No!
1064
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:39,108
All right, l'm gonna hit you up
with a little iTunes acción.
1065
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,235
l cannot believe
you've never heard Rush.
1066
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,571
So when am l gonna meet this guy
who's stolen you away from me?
1067
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,781
Pretty soon, actually.
1068
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,116
l invited him
to that little engagement party
1069
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,492
my parents are throwing for us.
1070
00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:51,453
Wow, Peter! This is serious.
1071
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,998
lt's mellow. Besides,
l wanted to introduce him to Hailey.
1072
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,834
-That's interesting. Yeah, l like that.
-Right?
1073
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,837
Hey, let me ask you something.
Are you ready to get your world rocked?
1074
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:02,131
Ready! Yes.
1075
00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,925
-Are you ready to get your mind blown?
-Do it!
1076
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:07,428
Do you want to get some Neil Peart
all up in you?
1077
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:08,929
l don't know.
1078
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:13,517
Well, prepare to be Rushified !
1079
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,819
-Sounds better on big speakers.
-l could see that.
1080
00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:30,034
-Good, right?
-Yeah.
1081
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:36,457
-Do you do it that high when you do it?
-Well, in real life, l do it low.
1082
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,335
-But air bass works best up here.
-Right.
1083
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:44,006
This is exactly what l look like
when l jam out, man.
1084
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:46,050
When l jam with my bass.
1085
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:50,596
Slap the bass, man.
1086
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,681
-There you go. There you go.
-l'm slapping the bass, man.
1087
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:56,602
Slap the bass, man. l slap the bass.
1088
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:57,853
Please don't do that.
1089
00:55:57,937 --> 00:55:59,980
-Slap the bass.
-Please?
1090
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,357
Slap the bass.
1091
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,859
-For the sake of our relationship.
-Slap that bass.
1092
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:07,363
Please stop. Please. Please stop!
Thank you.
1093
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,365
l'm slapping the bass.
1094
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,207
l'm so glad
you're celebrating at my restaurant.
1095
00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:20,209
Of course, Mr. Chu.
We wouldn't go anywhere else.
1096
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,920
Hey, this is my brother, Robbie.
Robbie, this is Sydney.
1097
00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:25,631
-Hey, Bro Namath.
-Nice. Nice to meet you.
1098
00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:29,134
-Peter, you remember Alan.
-From the gym.
1099
00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,555
-Yeah, hey, man.
-Hi, good to see you again.
1100
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,516
-Alan, l'm Sydney.
-Sydney, nice to meet you.
1101
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,725
lt's a pleasure, man.
1102
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,143
All right.
We're gonna grab some drinks.
1103
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,230
-Cool, sweet.
-All right. Show them your stuff, fellas.
1104
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:43,148
-Hi.
-Hey.
1105
00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:48,278
Zooey, this is Sydney.
Sydney, this is my fiancée, Zooey.
1106
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:51,615
Sydney, l'm so happy to meet you.
l've heard so many great things.
1107
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,033
Same here. And let me tell you,
1108
00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:56,245
this guy, he's gaga over you.
lt's adorable.
1109
00:56:56,329 --> 00:56:57,413
-Honestly.
-lt's true. lt's true.
1110
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,790
-lt's true.
-Guilty as charged.
1111
00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,417
Hailey. Hailey.
1112
00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:05,337
Sydney, this is my oldest friend
in the world, Hailey.
1113
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,631
-All right.
-Hi. l'm good.
1114
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,260
You didn't ask, but l'm good.
1115
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,095
-Nice to meet you, Sydney.
-lt's a pleasure.
1116
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,181
Great. l told you we were early.
1117
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,724
-Would you shut up?
-lt's supposed to be. . .
1118
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:19,393
The minute we get in
you have to start bitching already?
1119
00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,686
-You told me it was a drop-by.
-You know what?
1120
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,271
-This isn't a drop-by.
-This is not a drop-by.
1121
00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:23,939
lt's a damn engagement party.
What is wrong with you?
1122
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,023
Can l have a Belvedere on the rocks,
1123
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,108
-please?
-You're such an asshole.
1124
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:27,609
Could you just shut up
and not talk to people tonight?
1125
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,735
And something
with sour mix in it for her.
1126
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,446
l'm sorry they didn't cater this to you
and your liking.
1127
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,697
-Hey, guys.
-No. . .
1128
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,740
-Hi, you look beautiful !
-Hey.
1129
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,409
-Hello, sweetie. How you doing, baby?
-Hi.
1130
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,952
-Thanks for coming.
-Hi.
1131
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:38,620
-You guys know each other.
-How you doing? Yeah, we do.
1132
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,914
-Yeah.
-Yeah. So. . .
1133
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,793
-What do you got there?
-Sex on the beach. Yeah.
1134
00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:48,213
You never know! Gotta be prepared.
1135
00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,840
-The possibility.
-Wow.
1136
00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:52,301
l'm just saying, you know.
1137
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,470
-What is going on over there?
-Yeah, let me tell you.
1138
00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:55,971
-ls that her date?
-l'll give you the whole lowdown.
1139
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,473
Should we. . .
1140
00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,436
What's up?
1141
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,564
Hey, l don't remember.
Do you play an instrument?
1142
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:08,484
-No.
-Because Syd and l, my buddy Sydney,
1143
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:12,821
-we've been jamming a lot. . .
-l don't play any instruments.
1144
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,783
l slap some bass,
and then Sydney's an axman.
1145
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:18,952
'Cause l was gonna say
if you wanted to jam with us,
1146
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,914
you know, that'd be cool.
But you don't have. . .
1147
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,916
You have a piano in your house, though,
don't you?
1148
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,503
-Yeah, l don't play.
-Really? Why do you have a piano?
1149
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,880
The decorator put it there.
1150
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:33,675
Your. . . Does he. . . l thought. . .
No one plays?
1151
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,053
-l'm gonna go check on the table.
-All right. Yep.
1152
00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,721
-Hi. l'm Denise.
-Hi.
1153
00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:39,014
-Denise.
-l'm Zooey's friend.
1154
00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:40,224
l've heard so much about you.
1155
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,518
-lt smells like a fucking pet shop in here.
-Hi. How are you? Okay.
1156
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:45,771
-Mrs. Klaven, the banquet room is ready.
-And who's Mr. Sunshine here?
1157
00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:48,023
Hi. This is my husband, Barry.
1158
00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:50,526
Come on back, everybody.
The banquet room is ready.
1159
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,029
Well, l'm filling myself up.
l need to undo my pants.
1160
00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,950
There's a lot of protein, but l love it.
1161
00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:05,207
lf l may, l think it's only fitting
that we're eating tonight at Hop Louie's
1162
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,795
because this is, after all, Peter's favorite
restaurant to bring all of his dates.
1163
00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:13,715
So of course he would bring Zooey here
their first night out.
1164
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,010
-Just like the rest of them.
-No.
1165
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,806
l remember that night when Peter
got home, he called me and he said,
1166
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,892
"Mom, this is the girl l'm gonna marry."
1167
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:30,190
And it's not just because she wanted
an extra order of slippery shrimp.
1168
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,775
On the first date?
1169
00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:34,027
-Hey, now.
-Sometimes.
1170
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:38,240
But the point is,
here we are eight months later.
1171
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,450
Peter, Zooey,
1172
00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:43,829
we love you,
1173
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,499
and we wish only the best for you both.
1174
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:51,420
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
1175
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:52,963
-To Peter and Zooey.
-Cheers.
1176
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,173
-Cheers.
-Thanks, Mom.
1177
00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,551
-Cheers, bro.
-Thanks.
1178
00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:59,595
Well, l promised Denise
we'd be gone after appetizers, so. . .
1179
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,972
You know what?
l'd actually like to just say a few words
1180
01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:04,558
-if it's cool with the table.
-Wow.
1181
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:12,441
What an honor it is to be sitting here
with Peter and Zooey's friends, family,
1182
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:17,613
Hailey, Robbie's lover,
Robbie, Oz, Joyce.
1183
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:20,574
Thank you
for hosting this beautiful dinner.
1184
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,620
You got this guy
with the smoking hot wife.
1185
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,998
And finally, we got Zooey.
1186
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:32,336
Zooey, you are about to marry
one of the most honest,
1187
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,340
kind and fun-loving people
l've ever had the honor of knowing.
1188
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:39,509
The Pistol is a pleasure-giver,
that's for sure.
1189
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,970
Yeah. A fucking puke pistol.
1190
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,599
And the thing about a man like that,
a man like Peter,
1191
01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:48,769
is that he never asks
for anything in return,
1192
01:00:48,853 --> 01:00:50,812
and that's why l'm here.
1193
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:55,025
l'm here as Peter's friend,
as Peter's confidant,
1194
01:00:56,527 --> 01:00:59,905
just to say to you, beautiful Zooey,
1195
01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,368
give it back. Yeah?
1196
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,416
Return the favor.
1197
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,587
And if you do,
1198
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:20,509
l guarantee that you will have a beautiful
and pleasure-filled union.
1199
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:22,969
-l don't think she sucks his dick.
-Watch your mouth.
1200
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:26,765
With that, l'd like to raise a glass
to Pete and Zooey.
1201
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,018
Cheers.
1202
01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,646
-Peter and Zooey.
-Cheers.
1203
01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,278
What the hell did you tell Sydney
about me?
1204
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,613
Nothing.
1205
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,866
l mean, aside from how much l love you.
1206
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:48,161
So, what was with all that
pleasure-giver stuff?
1207
01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:51,331
l don't. . .
1208
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,710
l might have mentioned in passing
or something
1209
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:58,046
that you don't like doing oral sex.
1210
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,218
-Peter, that stuff is private.
-ls it? Really?
1211
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:06,096
And telling Hailey and Denise
about the hot tub in Mexico isn't?
1212
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,807
-That is so different. They're. . .
-What? How?
1213
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,642
-l've known them forever.
-So?
1214
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,561
Peter, see, Sydney's like a stranger.
1215
01:02:12,645 --> 01:02:14,563
Hardly. He's become
a really good friend of mine,
1216
01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,565
and now you know how l feel
when there's no privacy
1217
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,568
-between you and your girlfriends.
-l thought you loved those guys.
1218
01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:20,944
l do, l love them, but, you know,
1219
01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:24,197
some things l want to remain
between you and me.
1220
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,410
Okay. Okay.
1221
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:38,003
By the way,
it's not that l don't like doing it.
1222
01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:43,175
lt's just that
Rodney just hated getting them.
1223
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:45,761
Wait, what guy hates getting blowjobs?
1224
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,597
He had some weird
intimacy problems, okay?
1225
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:52,642
By the end of our relationship, he would
literally shiver when l touched him.
1226
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:56,062
But before that, l always liked it.
1227
01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,316
l liked it.
1228
01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:04,237
Great. That's great.
1229
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,449
Perfect. l mean, no pressure.
lt's not like l'm saying,
1230
01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:11,787
"Hey, let's go home tonight
and get some BJs." But, you know. . .
1231
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,747
Look, if Sydney hadn't asked me
about our sex life,
1232
01:03:13,831 --> 01:03:16,124
we wouldn't even be talking about this.
1233
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,918
-That's true.
-Yeah.
1234
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:19,461
You're right.
1235
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,839
-And Hailey was really into him.
-She was?
1236
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,133
Yeah, she liked how honest
and direct he was with her.
1237
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,553
And, yeah, l know, that's the way he is.
That's his thing.
1238
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:32,682
-The four of us should go out.
-Yeah. That'd be great.
1239
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:33,892
Yeah.
1240
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:38,438
Sweet.
1241
01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:41,775
-Well, have a good Pilates class.
-l will.
1242
01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:44,402
-Be sure to drink lots of water.
-Yeah.
1243
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,030
-Hey.
-Hey.
1244
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,409
-Hey, Pete, let's go out back, yeah?
-Yeah.
1245
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:58,959
-She was very nice-looking.
-Yeah, l fucked her.
1246
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,295
l wonder if my pineapple
matches your pineapple.
1247
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,256
Hey, you want to check?
1248
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,386
Nope. Yours is short and fat
and mine is long and skinny.
1249
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,846
Yeah.
1250
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:13,932
Pete, can l talk to you about something?
1251
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,433
-Yeah, what's up?
-Will you put down your treat
1252
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,060
for a minute?
1253
01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:24,401
l feel really horrible about that toast
l gave at your engagement dinner.
1254
01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:26,027
lt was ridonculous.
1255
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,446
l was really excited to meet Zooey
and your family,
1256
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,741
and then l showed up there
and l was just. . . l got so nervous.
1257
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,577
lt wasn't so great.
1258
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,372
l want you to know l'm really sorry.
Everybody must hate me.
1259
01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:40,000
No, no, no.
Look, you had good intentions.
1260
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,127
-l did.
-l know one person that didn't hate you.
1261
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:46,131
Was it Benji's wife?
She's a hot piece of ass.
1262
01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:49,092
-No, Hailey.
-Yeah. She was funny.
1263
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,386
l think she likes you.
We should all go out.
1264
01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:54,598
She seems great, Pete, but honestly,
within five minutes of meeting her,
1265
01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:58,101
she was telling me how she can't wait
to get married and have kids.
1266
01:04:58,185 --> 01:04:59,853
Look, she was kidding around.
1267
01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:02,772
l made reservations to play golf
on Sunday for the four of us.
1268
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,150
No, Pete, l told you,
l don't play sports with women.
1269
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:08,320
Look, man, you told my fiancée
that she needs to give me blowies
1270
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:11,740
in front of my whole family, all right?
You owe me.
1271
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:15,035
-You make a valid point.
-lt's golf. lt's fun !
1272
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:21,499
l never have a beer until the ninth hole.
1273
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,335
Maybe we can change that rule.
1274
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:26,922
-Okay. All right.
-Keep your head down and fluid.
1275
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,799
-Okay. Okay.
-Great, come on. You got it.
1276
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,681
-Oh, my God !
-Whoa!
1277
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,226
-Zooey, that was a great shot.
-Great shot.
1278
01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,729
Really, really good. l'm really impressed.
1279
01:05:43,564 --> 01:05:46,399
l'm sorry! l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
1280
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:50,111
-Fuck!
-Sorry. Sorry. l'm sorry, Sydney. Sorry.
1281
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:55,033
Motherfucker!
Fucking cock in my fucking shit! God !
1282
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,536
-Mary.
-You okay, man?
1283
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:01,039
-l'm sorry.
-This is my nightmare!
1284
01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:06,294
-Whack it up.
-Whack it, Hails.
1285
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,464
-Beautiful day.
-Yeah, it is. lt's really nice.
1286
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,716
lt's kind of frustrating.
1287
01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:13,927
Yeah. My shin hurts.
1288
01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,096
l didn't realize
my skin could bruise that quickly.
1289
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:18,348
-You're good.
-Guys, you're killing us here. Seriously.
1290
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,725
-Let's get the ladies moving.
-Listen, just give me a second.
1291
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:24,479
Rate of play, rate of play, rate of play,
rate of play, rate of play.
1292
01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:28,483
Hailey, you know what, why don't we just
pick it up and move down the fairway?
1293
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:29,901
-No, this is fine.
-Because she won't have a chance
1294
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,653
-to practice, right, Peter?
-l got it.
1295
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:34,197
He's kind of got a point. l mean,
we're really holding these guys up.
1296
01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,533
You're being an asshole.
Hailey, just take your time, okay?
1297
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:38,702
He's really not being an asshole.
There's a protocol.
1298
01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,704
The marshals come by,
and there is some time pressure.
1299
01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,831
-You know, l'm done. This sucks.
-Hailey, please. . .
1300
01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:44,290
-l'm out of here.
-Please don't go.
1301
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,583
-Where are you going?
-Come on, Hailey. lt's okay.
1302
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,419
-l apologize. l'm sorry.
-l mean, we'll. . . Come on, Hailey.
1303
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,586
-Please come back.
-Where are you going?
1304
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,051
-Did you say something?
-No.
1305
01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,681
Thank you.
1306
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,524
-Hey, man.
-Dude Von Dudenstein,
1307
01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,943
-what are you doing tonight?
-I just Ieft you haIf an hour ago.
1308
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,528
l'm watching HBO with Zooey.
1309
01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:16,698
I know, but I just got an e-maiI aIert
from the Rush fan cIub.
1310
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:20,326
The Holy Trinity is playing
a small club gig tonight at the Avalon.
1311
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,413
Dude, it's Sunday night.
l can't bail on her again.
1312
01:07:23,497 --> 01:07:24,831
Dude, you have your whole life
1313
01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,042
to sit around
and watch premium cable with Zooey.
1314
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,044
Whatever, it's our ritual. lt's HBO.
1315
01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:30,462
lt's not TV, it's HBO.
1316
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,964
Have you ever watched Sunday night
programming on HBO? lt's spectacular.
1317
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,507
lt's fucking Rush.
1318
01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:39,929
l haven't seen them
since the Signals tour.
1319
01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:43,141
Can l invite Zooey?
1320
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:19,511
-Slapping the bass!
-Slapping the bass!
1321
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,302
What the fuck?
1322
01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,138
Yeah !
1323
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:24,701
My God. We could practice every day
for six months, and l'm planning on it,
1324
01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:27,996
and we'll still suck. Yeah.
l'll give you a call.
1325
01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:30,665
All right. Take it easy, Magooch.
1326
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,463
-Were you spying on me?
-Yeah, l was.
1327
01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:42,010
Because l'm totally weirded out
about what's going on between you two.
1328
01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:45,263
What are you talking about?
We were just going over the set list.
1329
01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,515
-l mean, what's the big deal?
-The big deal is
1330
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,726
that we were supposed to have
a date night,
1331
01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:52,020
and you took me to this concert,
which is cool,
1332
01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:54,230
but then we get there
and it's like l don't even exist.
1333
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:59,527
You don't even look at me.
You're licking Sydney's bass guitar.
1334
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:02,405
There were tons of guys
that were licking each other's basses.
1335
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:06,117
l just. . .
l feel like l'm losing you a little bit.
1336
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,621
What? We were just doing
a recap of the set list.
1337
01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:11,581
-What? Zooey.
-Okay.
1338
01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:14,209
l was going over the set list.
1339
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,754
So the big day's coming up.
How are you feeling?
1340
01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,505
Well, you know,
l was feeling really good,
1341
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,675
but Zooey and l have been
fighting a lot recently.
1342
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,511
All right, let me ask you a question.
Why are you marrying her?
1343
01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,388
What kind of question is that?
1344
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:30,433
Well, it seems to me like you've gone
from relationship to relationship,
1345
01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:34,395
so is Zooey the one
or is she just the next one?
1346
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,022
No, she's the one.
1347
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:37,732
All right, well, how come?
1348
01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,067
Because.
1349
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,779
l don't know. We're in love.
1350
01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,323
And. . .
1351
01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:48,368
That's a hard question to answer.
1352
01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:53,039
Listen, l'm not trying to push you at all.
lt's just for me,
1353
01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:56,376
sometimes talking this stuff out helps
to clarify things. That's all.
1354
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,878
Let's go try on some penguin suits.
1355
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:03,591
Thank you, lovely. What's your name?
1356
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:05,301
-Raquel.
-That was my mother's name.
1357
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:10,848
So l'm thinking about asking Tevin
if he wants in on the Ferrigno house.
1358
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,893
Dude, l pissed on that guy's face
at a Bennigan's.
1359
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,436
You do not need
to be splitting commission
1360
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,022
with that frosty-haired chode.
1361
01:11:20,567 --> 01:11:23,361
l have to face facts, Syd.
l'm a flats guy, you know?
1362
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:26,364
Tevin's got the flash needed
to sell the place.
1363
01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:28,116
What do you think?
1364
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,575
You look fucking stiff.
1365
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,995
We're shopping for tuxedos
for your wedding, man.
1366
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:34,289
Let's have a good time.
Loosen it up a little bit.
1367
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,292
l wanna take a photo.
Now, give me an action pose.
1368
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,002
Like what? What do you mean?
1369
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:42,714
Well, you're wearing a tuxedo.
What do you think l mean?
1370
01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:47,635
When have you ever seen
anyone in a tuxedo do that move?
1371
01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:49,262
Besides Runaway Bride.
1372
01:11:49,346 --> 01:11:50,471
The ESPYs.
1373
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,141
You're wearing a tuxedo.
Think James Bond, all right?
1374
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,226
Give me some James Bond.
1375
01:11:58,605 --> 01:12:01,649
No.
lt just looks like you're pointing at me.
1376
01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,656
-You look ridiculous, man.
-What am l. . . How can l. . . l can't. . .
1377
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,326
-Think Timothy Dalton.
-T-Dalt.
1378
01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,870
Hey, that's pretty good.
1379
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:16,497
Tell you what.
Give me your best Bond impression.
1380
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,791
Why don't you get off your board
1381
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,420
and get on. . .
"Get out of my dreams and into my car."
1382
01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:24,213
You looking for your pot of gold?
1383
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,341
Why does everything l do
sound like a leprechaun?
1384
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,344
You tell me. He speaks
like the coolest man on earth.
1385
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:32,180
-The name is Bond. Oh, yeah.
-There you go.
1386
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,599
The name is James Bond.
1387
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,560
James Bond.
1388
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,855
l'll have a margarita.
1389
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:45,777
Well, hey there, Miss Moneypussy.
Wanna jump on my jetpack?
1390
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:49,530
All right, enough of that.
Let's just take the picture, all right?
1391
01:12:49,656 --> 01:12:52,200
Arch an eyebrow for me. Other eyebrow.
1392
01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,621
No, you just look confused.
1393
01:12:56,955 --> 01:13:00,041
Arch your eyebrow up.
No, not both, just one.
1394
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,001
l don't know how. . .
1395
01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:06,130
All right, maybe l was wrong.
Let's see the back.
1396
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,842
You know what?
l'm not sure l'm in love with the drape.
1397
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,220
What's wrong with the drape?
Does the vent move funny?
1398
01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,055
You should wear something
with a little more pizzazz, right?
1399
01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:15,556
-A little more flash.
-You don't like the split panel?
1400
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,558
-Peacock it out a bit.
-No.
1401
01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:19,727
-Let's try. . .
-What are those? Checkers?
1402
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,354
-Here. Give this one a try.
-Give me a break.
1403
01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,438
-No way, man.
-Come on.
1404
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,732
l can't fricking pull that off. lt's blue.
1405
01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:25,817
Look at me.
1406
01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:30,071
You have this image of yourself
as this straight-laced, tight guy,
1407
01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,408
but l've seen you cut loose
in the man cave, and it is fantastic.
1408
01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,827
Well, yeah. Slap a little bass.
1409
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:37,995
Yeah, it's the same
with the Ferrigno house.
1410
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,499
You have all of the skills in the world,
and you have no confidence.
1411
01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,543
Now, sack up, man.
1412
01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:46,212
Put on the fucking suit.
1413
01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:51,342
l can't believe you just touched my balls.
1414
01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:57,849
Hey, so listen, l also wanted
to talk to you about something.
1415
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,936
This investment opportunity
has come up. lt's a total winner.
1416
01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,272
The only problem is
all my funds are tied up in equities,
1417
01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,524
so l'm cash poor right now.
1418
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:12,697
So l was wondering if you would
consider loaning me a few shekels?
1419
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,535
How much are we talking about?
1420
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,872
You know, 8.
1421
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:27,420
$8,000. That's. . . That's a lot of. . .
1422
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:32,884
That's a lot of quiche, you know?
A lot of cake.
1423
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,136
lt just. . . lt might be a little tricky,
1424
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,513
just 'cause Zooey's dad
is out of the picture,
1425
01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,725
and, you know,
we're paying for the wedding ourselves.
1426
01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,059
You know what? Enough said.
1427
01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:45,563
An opportunity came up.
l thought l would ask. No big deal.
1428
01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:47,940
Can you tell me about the investment?
1429
01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,736
l can't, actually.
lt's confidential in nature, so. . .
1430
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,447
Okay. Let me think about it.
1431
01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,115
Yeah, of course, buddy.
1432
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,284
Hello, Peter.
1433
01:14:58,660 --> 01:14:59,827
Doug !
1434
01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:04,165
-This is my. . .
-Sydney.
1435
01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:06,959
Sydney. This is Sydney.
1436
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,546
You know, it takes a lot of nerve
1437
01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,673
to spend a beautiful evening
with someone
1438
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:15,092
and then never call them again.
1439
01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:17,178
Doug, l can explain.
1440
01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:19,472
l just wish l could take back that kiss,
1441
01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:22,016
because l felt something
that l haven't felt in years,
1442
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,394
and now l know
it was the taste of betrayal.
1443
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,104
lt wasn't the taste of betrayal.
1444
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:28,689
-lt was the taste of betrayal.
-No, it really wasn't.
1445
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:32,068
lt was the taste of betrayal,
you fucking whore.
1446
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,196
-Doug.
-Good day.
1447
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,781
Doug, wait.
1448
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:40,868
-l can actually explain what just. . .
-l would love to hear that.
1449
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,997
Wow. l mean, l knew when l got
the nod for the engagement dinner
1450
01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:48,501
you didn't have a ton of friends,
but l had no idea it went that far.
1451
01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:52,088
Truth is, l never even thought about it
until Zooey and l got engaged.
1452
01:15:52,172 --> 01:15:54,215
lt's like,
you were basically just using me
1453
01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:56,217
because you needed
to fill out your wedding party.
1454
01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,761
Dude, no. Not it at all.
1455
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,014
l'd actually given up
on meeting someone,
1456
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,394
and then you wandered
into that open house, we hit it off,
1457
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:10,606
and three-quarters of the Rush
songbook later, here we are.
1458
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:13,651
-l just wish you'd have told me.
-Well, l was embarrassed.
1459
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:16,737
l mean, you've had a close group
of male friends your whole life. l haven't.
1460
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,490
l started feeling
like some kind of weirdo.
1461
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:24,620
l get it. But l just want you to know
that you're my friend,
1462
01:16:25,038 --> 01:16:27,290
and you can tell me anything.
1463
01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:29,834
Thanks, Sydney. l appreciate that.
1464
01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:34,171
Hey, man, look, about that investment. . .
1465
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,382
Pete, please,
forget l even brought it up, honestly.
1466
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,842
l've been saving my whole life,
1467
01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:39,760
and you were right.
l'm gonna sell the Ferrigno place.
1468
01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,846
Fuck, yeah, you are.
1469
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,141
l'd be happy to lend you the money.
l know you're good for it.
1470
01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:48,561
Pistol, that is great. Thank you.
1471
01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:52,773
lt's the least l could do
for the best man at my wedding.
1472
01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:57,194
What are you talking about?
1473
01:16:57,529 --> 01:17:00,615
l want you to stand up there with me.
Are you cool with that?
1474
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,949
Am l cool with that?
1475
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:05,661
Of course l'll be your best man !
That's an honor! lt's. . .
1476
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,043
You're a whore, Peter.
1477
01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:17,923
-l think we're almost there.
-l think we're almost there, too.
1478
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,676
l think it's just about putting
the random people together.
1479
01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:22,803
-Yeah.
-We should talk about the main table,
1480
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:26,515
because if Hailey doesn't find a date
before the wedding,
1481
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,810
which, let's be honest,
it seems pretty likely that she won't. . .
1482
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,312
l know.
1483
01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:33,147
. . .we have an extra seat at our table.
1484
01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:36,692
Well, l was thinking that maybe
Sydney would sit at our table.
1485
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:39,070
l asked him to be my best man.
1486
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:42,990
Great! That's awesome.
That was the whole thing.
1487
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:45,868
l'm not an idiot.
You're not psyched about this at all.
1488
01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:49,622
No, it's just. . .
l feel like he has some issue with me.
1489
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:52,375
What? No. You guys just haven't
spent any time together.
1490
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,835
-We've spent some time together.
-l'll talk to him.
1491
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,170
Peter, do not talk to him.
1492
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,172
He's gonna think
l'm saying stuff behind his back.
1493
01:17:58,256 --> 01:18:02,468
-You are saying stuff behind his back.
-No. l'm just sharing a feeling with you.
1494
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:03,886
And l want you to.
1495
01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:05,888
But, Peter,
please don't say anything to him.
1496
01:18:05,972 --> 01:18:07,598
Okay, l won't.
1497
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,143
So, we still have
to pick up the marriage license.
1498
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:14,230
-Can you meet up tomorrow afternoon?
-Totally, yeah. Perfect.
1499
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,024
So, what'd she say
about me being your best man?
1500
01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,944
She was pumped.
She thought it was awesome.
1501
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,529
Come on, dude.
1502
01:18:21,613 --> 01:18:25,282
l'm the worst liar.
l promised her l wouldn't say anything.
1503
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,618
Well, what is it?
1504
01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:30,287
She thinks you don't like her.
1505
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,916
What? That is. . . No, of course l like her.
Are you. . .
1506
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,334
We've only hung out a few times,
1507
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:38,546
but she's gonna be your wife.
Of course l like her.
1508
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,632
This dumb toast
is gonna haunt me forever.
1509
01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:45,136
Oh, man !
1510
01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:49,890
Dude, why is Ferrigno eating
with that urinal-cake-faced fuckhead?
1511
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,017
We gotta confront him. Hold this.
1512
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,228
No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait.
Wait. Sydney!
1513
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:59,817
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck is going on here?
1514
01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,361
-Do l know you?
-No, you don't know me,
1515
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,572
but l believe you know
my friend Peter Klaven,
1516
01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,866
who has an exclusive listing
on this man's property.
1517
01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:09,076
Lou, you promised Peter
the commission to your house.
1518
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,703
l know, but he's not doing shit with it.
1519
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,538
That is total crap, Hulk, all right?
1520
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,832
Listen, this kind of stuff
doesn't happen overnight.
1521
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,041
Peter, who the hell is this guy?
1522
01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,002
Hulk, let me tell you something
about Peter. . .
1523
01:19:18,086 --> 01:19:21,255
Look, please get your hand out of
my face and stop calling me Hulk.
1524
01:19:21,339 --> 01:19:22,423
l'm a person, okay?
1525
01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:23,883
l'm a person, okay.
1526
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,092
-l warned you.
-You warned me?
1527
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,218
-Hello?
-Hey.
1528
01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:27,595
l'm on my way to the marriage bureau.
1529
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:29,180
Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!
1530
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,306
ls that Sydney?
1531
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,224
-Hey!
-Fuck you, Hulk!
1532
01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,518
Oh, shit.
1533
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:36,520
What the. . . What are you doing?
1534
01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,939
-What's going on?
-Sydney. He's fighting Lou Ferrigno.
1535
01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,150
Peter! He's so strong!
1536
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,611
-Easy. Don't fight it.
-The Hulk has me in a sleeper hold,
1537
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:46,947
-and l don't think l can take him. . .
-Easy. That's it.
1538
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,240
Peter!
1539
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,201
-Wow.
-Peter!
1540
01:19:50,702 --> 01:19:53,078
Why the fuck would anyone
get in a fight with Lou Ferrigno?
1541
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,623
Sydney's a hothead.
He thought he was standing up for me.
1542
01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:57,249
To The lncredible Hulk?
1543
01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:02,046
No, that's just a character he played.
ln real life, Lou's actually a sweet man.
1544
01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,841
So, what does that mean
for your development property?
1545
01:20:06,426 --> 01:20:08,219
lt means it's over.
1546
01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:11,096
Without the Ferrigno commission,
l'm not gonna be able to afford it.
1547
01:20:11,181 --> 01:20:12,306
You have some money saved up.
1548
01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:15,976
Can't you just write them a check,
you know, to show your good faith?
1549
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:20,439
Between the wedding, and then,
you know, l lent Sydney some money.
1550
01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:23,067
l mean, it's just l'm gonna be short.
That's it.
1551
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,987
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You lent Sydney money?
1552
01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:29,657
For an investment.
All his money's tied up in equities.
1553
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,493
-He's gonna pay me back.
-Peter, that's not the point.
1554
01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:36,205
We're getting married. You can't
just keep stuff like this from me.
1555
01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:38,332
Can l ask you a question?
1556
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:42,169
Why do you think we're getting married?
1557
01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,172
What are you talking about?
1558
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,299
No, it's just. . . Sydney asked me
that question, and l couldn't. . .
1559
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,678
"Well, why Zooey?"
And l didn't know how to answer it.
1560
01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:54,390
-Are you kidding? You're kidding, right?
-Yes.
1561
01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:56,350
Two weeks before our wedding
1562
01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:59,061
and you don't know
why you're marrying me?
1563
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:02,147
Just forget it. lt was a stupid question.
l don't even know what l was thinking.
1564
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,860
Just forget. . . Take it back 1 0 seconds
before l asked it,
1565
01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,361
and let's live in that time.
1566
01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:11,031
The thing is, Peter,
l get why you would wonder that. l do.
1567
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:15,327
But l wish you would have answered
the question before you proposed to me.
1568
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:18,038
That's the thing.
Before l didn't even think about it.
1569
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,124
That came out bad, too.
l didn't. . . l'm so. . .
1570
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,709
l'm confused.
l don't know what l'm saying.
1571
01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:23,586
Let me just make this
a little simpler for you.
1572
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,796
l'm gonna go stay
with Denise and Barry,
1573
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:29,675
and you and your bud Sydney
can hang out and beat up Lou Ferrigno
1574
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,051
and go to Rush concerts
1575
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,680
and ride a tandem bicycle down
the Venice Boardwalk for all l care.
1576
01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:37,391
-We never rode bicycles.
-Goodbye!
1577
01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:41,395
Zooey, come on ! This is ridiculous!
Zooey! Zooey!
1578
01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:14,929
Oh, my God.
1579
01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,522
My God.
1580
01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:30,736
All right, he put up some billboards.
Put up some billboards.
1581
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,113
Oh, my God.
1582
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,244
Oh, God ! No!
1583
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:44,667
Fuck me over. Fucking fucking fuck!
1584
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,087
Are you kidding me?
1585
01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,423
Come on !
1586
01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,641
Yeah, it's open.
1587
01:23:01,184 --> 01:23:02,184
Hey.
1588
01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,645
That's what you borrowed $8,000 for?
1589
01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:06,605
You saw the billboards.
Pretty awesome, right?
1590
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:07,648
Pretty awesome?
1591
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:10,150
My buddy Dave sells ad space,
so he got us a great deal.
1592
01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:11,860
Pretty awesome? They're idiotic.
1593
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:15,280
You put my face on a 1 0-foot dick
over Santa Monica Boulevard.
1594
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:17,116
Yeah. lt's hilarious.
1595
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:21,036
Well, in one day you managed to screw
my career, you ruined my relationship. . .
1596
01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,205
What are you talking about?
Ruin your relationship?
1597
01:23:23,289 --> 01:23:24,331
Zooey walked out on me
1598
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,292
because l asked her
why we were getting married.
1599
01:23:28,878 --> 01:23:30,212
Why would you ask her that?
1600
01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:33,340
Pete, that conversation
was between you and me.
1601
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:37,011
You can't have that talk with her. l just. . .
Look, l assumed you understood that.
1602
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,055
God, l am so sick
of your ridiculous rules.
1603
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:42,725
l like it that l can share things
with Zooey.
1604
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:46,603
l like it that if l can't sleep at night,
she's there to talk to.
1605
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,732
Do you know the best night
l've had in the last five years
1606
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,984
is the night
that Zooey and l split a bottle of wine,
1607
01:23:52,068 --> 01:23:54,987
we made a summer salad,
and watched Chocolat together.
1608
01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,822
-You mean Chocolate?
-ChocoIat.
1609
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,866
-Chocolate with Johnny Depp.
-ChocoIat.
1610
01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:00,951
You're not fucking French, Pete.
lt's called Chocolate.
1611
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,036
Chocolate has got an "E" on it.
1612
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,495
-That was your favorite night?
-Yes.
1613
01:24:03,621 --> 01:24:06,331
Your best night in five years is
watching Chocolate with Johnny Depp?
1614
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:07,416
You should be ashamed of yourself.
1615
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,878
The combination of wine
and summer salad and Chocolat, yeah.
1616
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,004
You should be embarrassed.
1617
01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:14,048
You know, l think you're threatened
by what Zooey and l have
1618
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:16,175
because you're afraid
l won't be able to hang out every night.
1619
01:24:16,259 --> 01:24:18,719
Hey, you know what?
l have a ton of friends, all right?
1620
01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:20,888
Yeah, who are all moving on
with their lives.
1621
01:24:20,972 --> 01:24:24,725
They're in relationships. They have kids.
They're growing up.
1622
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:26,935
Hey, let's not forget.
You were the one using me.
1623
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:29,772
-l think we were using each other.
-Whatever.
1624
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,734
l really don't understand
what's going on right now.
1625
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:38,238
l think we should spend
some time apart.
1626
01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:43,952
Okay.
1627
01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,082
So if l actually do
wind up having a wedding,
1628
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,668
it's probably best that you not be there.
1629
01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:55,130
Yeah. Sounds good to me, Pete.
1630
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:56,882
And if you could have
those billboards taken down. . .
1631
01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,719
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it'll take
a few days, but l will get on that.
1632
01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:04,848
And l'll also make sure you get
your money back as soon as possible.
1633
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:08,727
Also, l think you have
my season 2 Lost DVDs. lf you. . .
1634
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:14,525
-lf you haven't watched them yet. . .
-lt's fine, Pete. They're right here.
1635
01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:18,529
-Thanks.
-Yep.
1636
01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,740
lt's just Zooey hasn't seen them all yet,
1637
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,910
and she's really curious as to what
was going on inside that hatch.
1638
01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:26,120
Yep.
1639
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,376
-l wish you the best of luck, Peter.
-You, too, Sydney.
1640
01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:36,505
Bye, Anwar.
1641
01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:52,563
-Hey, Denise. Sorry to bother you.
-lt's. . . l'll go get Zooey.
1642
01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,731
-Thank you.
-lt's okay.
1643
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,863
-Hey, Barry.
-Poker night.
1644
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,824
-Full table.
-That's okay.
1645
01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:06,326
l'm here to talk to my fiancée.
1646
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,411
Nice face.
1647
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:10,038
Thank you.
1648
01:26:10,456 --> 01:26:13,250
-On the billboards.
-Right. Yeah.
1649
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:17,421
-Yeah, my friend Sydney, he. . .
-l don't give a shit.
1650
01:26:20,758 --> 01:26:22,259
-Hey.
-Hi.
1651
01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,221
-Could l talk to you outside?
-Yeah.
1652
01:26:28,933 --> 01:26:31,518
-License to sell.
-Yeah.
1653
01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:34,021
Look, that's what Sydney borrowed
all that money for.
1654
01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:35,814
He thought it would help my career.
1655
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:38,150
Well, it got your name out there.
1656
01:26:38,234 --> 01:26:41,445
Besides, you look pretty cute
with a thick mustache.
1657
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:46,366
Zooey, look,
l'm so sorry that l asked you
1658
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,826
why you thought we should get married.
1659
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:49,828
lt's just that l've been talking
about this stuff with Sydney,
1660
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,914
and, you know, it made me nervous.
1661
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,459
Peter, l'm nervous, too, okay?
lt's a big deal.
1662
01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:58,587
l couldn't believe actually how sure
you seemed about the whole thing,
1663
01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:02,549
which is why l freaked out when you
all of a sudden started questioning it.
1664
01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,219
Well, l'm sure about us
for so many reasons.
1665
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,305
Truth is, l've been a girlfriend guy,
but out of all those girls,
1666
01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:10,641
you're the only one
that wanted me to have my own life.
1667
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:14,645
You know? You want me
to have friends for me, not you.
1668
01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:18,607
lt's, like, one of the most romantic
things l could ever think of.
1669
01:27:18,691 --> 01:27:20,234
What's up?
1670
01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,695
Dude, come on.
1671
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:27,991
Zooey, l love you, and l wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
1672
01:27:28,826 --> 01:27:30,911
Can we get this engagement
back on track?
1673
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:31,995
Okay.
1674
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,498
-Please?
-Yes. Yes.
1675
01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:38,252
-Come on, it's poker night.
-So?
1676
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:39,795
So just take her out for a cup of coffee
or something.
1677
01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:41,088
l'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee.
1678
01:27:41,172 --> 01:27:43,423
Why don't you take the boys
to fucking Starbucks and play poker?
1679
01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,759
Because it's poker night here.
lt's always poker night here.
1680
01:27:45,843 --> 01:27:46,885
Yeah, that's my best friend.
1681
01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:48,637
l'm not leaving her, ever.
How about that?
1682
01:27:48,721 --> 01:27:51,139
She can stay here for five years
if she wants to.
1683
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,392
You're gonna dress up like
a cheerleader tonight for me, all right?
1684
01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:54,893
Fine. Get the fuck out of here.
1685
01:27:54,978 --> 01:27:58,730
Hey, Zooey, you can stay here as long
as you want. You are always welcome.
1686
01:27:58,815 --> 01:28:01,233
-Thank you.
-Okay? Hey, by the way,
1687
01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:04,278
Peter, they've got plenty of room open
on the poker table.
1688
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,405
They were lying.
They'd love to have you play poker.
1689
01:28:06,489 --> 01:28:08,365
-l'm not going to.
-Okay.
1690
01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:11,618
Oh, my God.
Barry and Denise fight all the time,
1691
01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,578
and then they have really loud,
intense make-up sex.
1692
01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:14,663
Please get me out of here, please.
1693
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:16,331
-Let's get your stuff. Come on.
-Okay.
1694
01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:18,417
By the way, l ended things with Sydney.
1695
01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:20,752
Peter, really?
l hope that's not because of me.
1696
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:25,215
No, no. He can be a great guy. lt's just. . .
lt wasn't really working out.
1697
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,221
Then you process your purchase.
1698
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,557
That sounds riveting.
1699
01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,231
l just stepped
in your dog's crap, asshole!
1700
01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:45,068
Aren't you gonna pick up
your dog's shit, shit giant?
1701
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:47,362
Pick up your shit like a man !
1702
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,281
Nice scarf, dickwad !
1703
01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:53,493
-Okay, so what should be our last song?
-Into the Mystic.
1704
01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:56,038
That's perfect. That is perfect.
1705
01:28:56,122 --> 01:28:59,333
Okay. Okay, so we have to go
through the place cards one more time,
1706
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:01,418
'cause l'm a little bit. . .
1707
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,172
Why don't you just call him?
1708
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:09,092
Because guys don't do that.
1709
01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:15,932
E, Ethan. What's up, my man?
E. Bone Capone.
1710
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:17,768
l'm just hanging out, man.
1711
01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:20,270
l wanted to see if you wanted to come
over and watch TV or something.
1712
01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,106
Again you're gonna watch
the Wonder Emporium?
1713
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:27,194
Dude, what the fuck is there
to do at LEGOLAND
1714
01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:29,196
that you take these kids there
every weekend?
1715
01:29:31,115 --> 01:29:34,409
l understand that
that's not the point of teaching,
1716
01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:35,994
but just give them all B pluses.
1717
01:29:36,954 --> 01:29:38,955
Can l. . . Could l come with you?
1718
01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:43,460
What do you mean,
the kids think l'm creepy?
1719
01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:47,172
-Good to see you, Peter.
-You, too, Mel.
1720
01:29:47,256 --> 01:29:51,635
You know, l haven't had a real friend
since my wife passed.
1721
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:54,388
l'm really glad you called.
1722
01:29:56,015 --> 01:29:59,226
Hey, do you have any plans
on June 30th?
1723
01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:04,564
l'm 89 years old. What the fuck
kind of plans would l have?
1724
01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,405
Just needed an adjustment.
I hope it'II be better now.
1725
01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:16,159
My mother knew Roux's return
had nothing to do with the siIIy oId door.
1726
01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,872
So did I.
1727
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:22,791
Stupid.
1728
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,376
My favorite, hot chocoIate.
1729
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:26,294
Davis Dunn, how may l direct your call?
1730
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,422
-Hey, Leanne.
-Peter. Where have you been?
1731
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,757
Well, it's my wedding this weekend,
1732
01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:34,302
so l've been helping my fiancée
with all the last-minute preparations.
1733
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:35,971
They broke the mold
when they made you.
1734
01:30:36,055 --> 01:30:37,055
Yeah.
1735
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,307
Go check your voice mail.
You got like a million messages.
1736
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,189
Yeah, is this PistoI Pete?
1737
01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:48,400
I have a home in Los FeIiz,
and I've been trying to seII it,
1738
01:30:48,484 --> 01:30:51,570
and I saw your biIIboards.
I'm very impressed with your ads.
1739
01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,739
License to seII? That's hystericaI!
It's Iike James Bond.
1740
01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:56,950
Hi, I'm interested
in buying the Ferrigno estate.
1741
01:30:57,034 --> 01:30:58,410
-If you couId give me a caII.
-Oh, my God.
1742
01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:02,080
I Iove the one with you in the bed.
My number is 31 0...
1743
01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:04,249
-My husband and I saw your ad...
-Stop. Slow down.
1744
01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:06,918
HeIIo, Peter. It's Doug.
1745
01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:10,213
Saw the biIIboards. They are wonderfuI.
1746
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:15,010
WouIdn't expect anything Iess from you.
And sorry about caIIing you a whore.
1747
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,804
And heIIo to Sydney
if you guys are stiII together.
1748
01:31:17,889 --> 01:31:19,890
Otherwise, you can Facebook me.
1749
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:23,602
Peter, hi. It's Lou Ferrigno.
WonderfuI biIIboards.
1750
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,854
Listen, I'm sorry
if I ever doubted you, man.
1751
01:31:26,063 --> 01:31:27,814
l told that douchebag Tevin
1752
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,150
that l want you to have
the exclusive back on my house.
1753
01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:31,359
-Excuse me, Mr. Ferrigno?
-Yeah.
1754
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,403
-Ten-minute warning.
-Okay. Thank you.
1755
01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:35,822
So just call me or just text me.
1756
01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:37,866
Goodbye, my friend.
1757
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,332
There's my dog !
1758
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:48,043
Hey, me rikey the billboards.
1759
01:31:48,127 --> 01:31:50,587
l completely underestimated you,
my brother.
1760
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,256
What say we go down to Houston's,
get a burger and a beer
1761
01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:56,760
and talk about how we can tag-team
the Ferrigno deal?
1762
01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,851
Why are you slapping me?
1763
01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:07,103
Because l wanted
to cause you some physical pain,
1764
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:10,524
but l have never actually hit anybody
in the face. lt freaks me out.
1765
01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:13,068
And l didn't really know what to do.
1766
01:32:13,152 --> 01:32:16,112
Tevin, stay the fuck away
from my listing.
1767
01:32:23,996 --> 01:32:26,081
-Hey, Carolyn.
-Hey, Pete.
1768
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,376
Good luck, Peter.
1769
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,557
l'm so excited to see who Peter chose
for his wedding party.
1770
01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:45,141
Yeah. Yeah.
1771
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,413
Honestly, that has to be
the most random
1772
01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:08,873
collection of groomsmen
in the history of weddings.
1773
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:11,209
-l'm great. You know, l just got to. . .
-Okay.
1774
01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,586
l'll see you at the wedding.
1775
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:14,671
l'm gonna get another mimosa.
1776
01:33:14,755 --> 01:33:17,132
Do you want to finish the one. . .
1777
01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:39,738
Hello?
1778
01:33:40,573 --> 01:33:43,575
Hey. Wow,
l didn't expect to hear from you.
1779
01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:47,495
No, l wouldn't want to impose.
1780
01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:50,957
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe if l hurry, l can make the end of it.
1781
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:54,252
Okay, l gotta go.
l gotta find something to wear.
1782
01:34:05,556 --> 01:34:08,099
Which one of these men has the ring?
1783
01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:12,729
l actually don't have a best man, so. . .
1784
01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:18,109
Robbie, l want you
to hold the ring for me.
1785
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,071
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
1786
01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:26,993
-Okay.
-Unless you don't want to. l mean. . .
1787
01:34:29,246 --> 01:34:30,413
Thanks, Peter.
1788
01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:32,457
So sweet.
1789
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:37,337
Hey, l want you boys to know,
you're both my best friends
1790
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,925
and Hank Mardukas.
1791
01:34:43,010 --> 01:34:44,511
Hey, Hank.
1792
01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:23,883
Awesome tux.
1793
01:35:24,468 --> 01:35:27,053
-Thanks. lt's blue.
-Yes, it is.
1794
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:29,389
-You look amazing.
-Thank you.
1795
01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:34,144
Good afternoon.
We are gathered here today
1796
01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,856
to join Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice
in matrimony.
1797
01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:42,318
lf anyone can show just cause
why they may not marry. . .
1798
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,404
You son of a bitch !
1799
01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:47,240
No, no, Mr. Ferrigno,
l don't wanna object.
1800
01:35:47,324 --> 01:35:50,285
l just wanted to make it in time
for the vows. That's all.
1801
01:35:50,369 --> 01:35:52,120
l'm sorry. Sorry.
1802
01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:54,038
Sydney, come up.
1803
01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:55,832
No, l'm fine back here.
1804
01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:58,418
-Please, yes. Yes.
-Are you sure?
1805
01:35:59,336 --> 01:36:01,254
l hope you don't mind.
1806
01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,047
You invited him?
1807
01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:12,557
Well, l saw you walking
on the lawn looking all sad,
1808
01:36:12,641 --> 01:36:16,853
and l realized l couldn't let you
get married without your best man.
1809
01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:23,026
-l love you so much.
-l love you, too.
1810
01:36:23,235 --> 01:36:25,236
Zooey, thanks so much for inviting me.
1811
01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:28,198
Of course. You got here really fast.
1812
01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:30,033
Yeah. You know what,
l was on the Vesp,
1813
01:36:30,117 --> 01:36:33,369
so l just did the old weaveroo.
1814
01:36:33,996 --> 01:36:36,915
Dude, you're lying.
Your voice went up when you said that.
1815
01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:38,833
His voice got high.
1816
01:36:40,377 --> 01:36:42,128
Look, l was on my way
when Zooey called.
1817
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:45,882
lnvite or not, there was no way
l was gonna miss your wedding,
1818
01:36:45,966 --> 01:36:48,301
and l wanted to give you this.
1819
01:36:51,388 --> 01:36:53,139
Man, you don't have to do this.
1820
01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:54,349
You know what?
l know you don't believe me,
1821
01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:57,101
but l'm actually
a pretty successful investor, so. . .
1822
01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:59,395
Look, the billboards
were my wedding gift to you guys.
1823
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,605
Man, they worked.
1824
01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:03,483
Yeah, l figured when l saw the Ferrigs
that they must have worked.
1825
01:37:03,567 --> 01:37:05,318
-That's great.
-Lou's the best.
1826
01:37:05,402 --> 01:37:06,903
l can only imagine.
1827
01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:13,284
l put him in a sleeper hold. Out.
1828
01:37:13,577 --> 01:37:15,578
Sydney, l'm really sorry
for all the stuff that l said.
1829
01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:19,624
Pete, you called me
on a lot of my issues. l appreciate it.
1830
01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:23,127
And for the record, l saw Chocolat.
1831
01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,755
Just delightful.
1832
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,340
lt is, right?
1833
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,050
-l love Chocolat.
-l love that movie.
1834
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,928
-Chocolat? What the fuck is that?
-l have no idea.
1835
01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:33,638
lt's a beautiful movie.
1836
01:37:34,557 --> 01:37:37,016
l'm really glad you're here, Sydney.
1837
01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:39,269
Me, too.
1838
01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,605
l can't even imagine getting married
without you.
1839
01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:47,944
l love you, man.
1840
01:37:48,612 --> 01:37:50,446
l love you, too, bud.
1841
01:37:54,618 --> 01:37:57,036
-l love you, dude.
-l love you, Bro Montana.
1842
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,747
-l love you, holmes.
-l love you, Broseph Goebbels.
1843
01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:02,333
-Love you, muchacha.
-l love you, Tycho Brohe.
1844
01:38:02,418 --> 01:38:06,296
Okay. Okay. Right. Let's continue here.
1845
01:38:06,797 --> 01:38:08,923
-l so wanna marry you.
-You will.
1846
01:38:09,008 --> 01:38:10,216
l'm going to.
1847
01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:11,634
Zooey, repeat after me.
1848
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,137
-l, Zooey Rice.
-l, Zooey Rice.
1849
01:38:14,221 --> 01:38:17,223
-Take you, Peter Klaven.
-Take you, Peter Klaven.
1850
01:38:17,308 --> 01:38:21,227
-To be my lawfully wedded husband.
-To be my lawfully wedded husband.
1851
01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:10,044
l'm really sorry
about that dumb toast l gave.
1852
01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:12,714
lt was out of line. l got really nervous
to meet you and l'm. . .
1853
01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:14,674
l don't know what happened to me.
l'm sorry.
1854
01:40:14,758 --> 01:40:18,136
Sydney, it's fine. Thank you.
That's very sweet of you.
1855
01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:21,723
For the record, l like giving blowjobs.
1856
01:40:21,807 --> 01:40:24,851
Well, that's good to hear. You know,
l was just looking out for my buddy.
1857
01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:25,935
l hear you.
1858
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:28,396
l had to make sure that
he's getting blowies on a regular basis.
1859
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:30,857
Yeah, l'm not really comfortable
with this conversation.
1860
01:40:30,941 --> 01:40:32,775
-Honey.
-We're all friends now.
1861
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,694
-Friends do this.
-No, they don't.
1862
01:40:40,909 --> 01:40:42,785
-Wow, you have a nice singing voice.
-Thanks.
1863
01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:45,121
-Are you in a band?
-Not yet.
1864
01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,372
-Hailey.
-Lonnie.
1865
01:40:46,457 --> 01:40:47,749
-Hi.
-Hi.
1866
01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:54,589
That's awesome! That's awesome!
1867
01:40:54,798 --> 01:40:56,507
Excuse me, Peter.
1868
01:41:00,345 --> 01:41:02,513
Get my wife on up here!
1869
01:41:05,350 --> 01:41:07,310
You've been Rushified!
1870
01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:13,524
-You should be. . .
-You've never called me an asshole?
1871
01:41:13,609 --> 01:41:15,234
No, l've said you act like an asshole.
1872
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:17,236
So, you get away with it
because it was the act of.
1873
01:41:17,321 --> 01:41:18,446
-That's your behavior.
-Right.
1874
01:41:18,530 --> 01:41:20,490
l'm not saying you're an asshole.
1875
01:41:20,574 --> 01:41:21,616
Oh, my God.
1876
01:41:21,700 --> 01:41:23,785
Shit. What?
Do l have a fucking sign on me?
1877
01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,412
-No, it's not my fault.
-How is it not your fault?
1878
01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:28,372
Because l'm pregnant.
1879
01:41:29,875 --> 01:41:32,710
l love you so much. l love you so much.
1880
01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:36,422
-Are you still mad?
-Try to make it a boy.
1881
01:41:56,193 --> 01:41:58,528
Thank you.
I'd just Iike to make a quick toast.
1882
01:41:58,612 --> 01:41:59,695
No!
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