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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,799 (GENTLE MUSIC) ? Beautiful dreamer ? 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,519 ? Wake unto me ? 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:15,399 ? Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee ? 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,359 ? Sounds of the rude world ? 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,919 ? Heard in the day ? 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:26,039 ? Lulled by the moonlight have all passed away ? 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,919 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) - ? Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song ? 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,879 ? List while I woo thee with soft melody ? 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,759 ? Gone are the cares of life's busy throng ? 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,759 ? Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me ? 11 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,719 - (GENTLE MUSIC) - ? Beautiful dreamer out on the sea ? 12 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:46,599 ? Mermaids are chanting the wild Lorelei ? 13 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,079 - (HEAVY DRUMBEAT) - ? Over the streamlet vapours are borne ? 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,639 ? Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn ? 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,519 - (ROCK MUSIC) - ? Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart ? 16 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,319 ? Even as the morn on the streamlet and sea ? 17 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,079 ? Then all the clouds of sorrow depart ? 18 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,679 ? Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me ? 19 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:12,919 - (GENTLE MUSIC) - ? Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me. ? 20 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,319 (BLENDER WHIRS) 21 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,359 Dad, you look especially old today. 22 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,919 Thanks, Soph. Sleep is an old friend I've lost touch with. 23 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,279 Barack Obama ran the free world 24 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:33,919 and he only sleeps five, five, hours a night, Greg. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,839 Comparing me to Barack Obama is not helping. 26 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,839 OK, she's getting used to sleeping in her room without Sophie. 27 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,039 It is just a phase. 28 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,079 It's easy for you to say. I'm doing all the heavy lifting. 29 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,319 Well, I'm working. I need my sleep. 30 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,159 And parenting doesn't require rest? 31 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,719 - You can nap during the day. - I'm not a baby. I don't nap. 32 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,159 Well, not today anyway. 33 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,119 I have to organise school prizes for the trivia night. 34 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,679 You didn't have to challenge Luna to a prize-off. 35 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,279 Oh, my God. 36 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,919 She has just locked in a deluxe car service at Automoto! 37 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,079 I know, Em. I have eyes. I can see. 38 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,839 That is her third prize this morning. 39 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,039 I will do better. 40 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:26,119 I just need you to entertain Chloe and keep her awake. 41 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,839 She really needs to sleep tonight. 42 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,599 - Absolutely. - Thank you. 43 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,559 - As soon as I get home from work. - What? 44 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,759 - You ready, Soph? - Work? It's Saturday. 45 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,719 Oh, it's great working Saturdays. I get time and a half. 46 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,959 Do you get time and a half? 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,559 Greg, I have my big pitch for Audrey today. 48 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,799 Oh, come on. 49 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,559 I have been excited about this all week. 50 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,559 Next time you see me, I will be brandishing my second book deal. 51 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,559 And girls, what do I always say? 52 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,559 Never stop dreaming. 53 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,119 Sure. I will have champagne ready for the big celebration. 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,079 I hate this chair! 55 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,599 - Good luck. - Later. 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,879 Take off those sunglasses. You look ridiculous. 57 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,479 You look ridiculous without sunglasses. 58 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,039 Oh, my God. 59 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,080 What? 60 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,799 Uh, yes. Simon. Greg Butler. Yeah, my kids go to the... 61 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,559 Yeah. Oh, you've heard the podcast? 62 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,919 Excellent. 63 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,519 Feel free to give it five stars on the old podcast page. 64 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,199 Anyway, mate, while I've got you here, 65 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,599 I was wondering if you and your lovely wife - 66 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,039 being the best travel agents in town - 67 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,079 would be up for maybe offering a prize 68 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,599 to the upcoming trivia night? 69 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,599 Maybe a trip for two to Paris, city of love. 70 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,519 Um... 71 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,079 I'm sorry to hear that, Simon. I... 72 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,919 You guys seemed like the perfect couple. 73 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,799 I, um... 74 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,119 That's a tough pill to swallow. 75 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,599 Yeah, just let it out, mate. 76 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,359 It's a process, mate. 77 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,879 Chlo! Wake up. 78 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,679 Simon, I'll give you a call back. 79 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,039 Chlo! Chlo! If you sleep now, you won't sleep tonight. 80 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,479 I'm so tired. 81 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,359 I know what will wake you up. 82 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,999 A treat breakfast! 83 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,679 You are the best dad ever! 84 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:57,319 Yum. 85 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,799 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 86 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,759 Just me. 87 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,839 It's a treat breakfast. 88 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,159 Ah, neat or on the rocks? 89 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,399 I think on the rocks, I guess. 90 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,559 To your second book! 91 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,079 Bedazzle me. 92 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,279 The story centres around a primary school 93 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,119 in Sydney's Northern Beaches. 94 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,319 One of the mums has a mute brother and deals heroine. 95 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,439 Another has returned to town for the funeral of her old friend 96 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:36,719 who killed his wife and his son before killing himself. 97 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,199 Hmm. Sounds like a best-seller to me. 98 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,239 Really? 99 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,759 Three best sellers, to be exact. 100 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,239 Big Little Lies, Boy Swallows Universe and The Drive. 101 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,959 What's wrong? Couldn't squeeze Cloudstreet in? 102 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,839 I was inspired by each of those. 103 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,759 - But to create something fresh and bold... - No. 104 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,879 You've plagiarized, thrice. 105 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,319 Seems you have nothing original to say - 106 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,359 unless you have some other ideas. 107 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,759 I do. I absolutely do. 108 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,399 Almost too many. 109 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,519 (PHONE RINGS QUIETLY) 110 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,359 Excellent timing. 111 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,239 I was just about to check in with you about this morning. 112 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,279 (SOFTLY) Pulling out? 113 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:23,039 (YELLS) Are you yanking my chain? 114 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,519 GREG: So how many zeros on the contract? 115 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,639 No zeros, because I have exactly zero ideas. 116 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,799 Greg, you need to help me. Do you have any ideas, any at all? 117 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,159 Oh, wow. Em, you've really put me on the spot. 118 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:43,759 OK, OK. Murder is big. Everybody loves a good murder. 119 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,159 But true crime has been done to death. 120 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,679 (GASPS) What about fake crime? 121 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,439 Yes, but isn't that just crime fiction? 122 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,759 - Shit. - Um... OK, OK. 123 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,839 If I've learned anything from Star Wars 124 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,679 it is that people love space and they love a genre-mash. 125 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,839 So how about Lord of the Rings in space, 126 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,359 or Of Mice and Men, in space? 127 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,239 Or you can flip it - put Star Wars on Earth. 128 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,039 I mean, has anyone really explored war on Earth before? 129 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,639 Greg, your ideas are worse than mine, 130 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,719 which should be comforting, but right now... 131 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,839 - (ROARS) - (GRUNTS) 132 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,759 What is Chloe doing? 133 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,639 - (CONTINUES ROARING) - Well, she's awake, which is a win. 134 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,119 Come with me. She'll call you back. 135 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,559 I'll call you back. 136 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,479 Em... When will you be home? 137 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,879 (ROARS, BABBLES) 138 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,599 I'm a booger monster! 139 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,119 Yes, you are. 140 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,359 Do you think in an alternative universe, 141 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,879 really snakes eat lolly humans? 142 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,199 Look, Ravi, you can't hang around here all day. 143 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,159 You know, I have responsibilities. 144 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,959 But what else am I supposed to do? 145 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,679 I don't know, you could get a job? 146 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,199 - What, like, now? - Maybe not today. But... 147 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,719 Look, come on. Lindsay must be doing something. 148 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,639 - Go have fun without me. - Sophie, that's mathematically impossible. 149 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,239 Hi. How can I help you? 150 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,759 I'll just grab a large choc-top, thanks. 151 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,719 Sure, no problem. 152 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,639 Dad, I'm so bored... 153 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,839 Chlo, being bored is good. OK? 154 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,799 If Isaac Newton wasn't bored 155 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,479 when he was sitting under the tree when the apple hit him in the head, 156 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,839 he would never have discovered gravity. 157 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,119 I think he would have worked it out somehow. 158 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,639 OK... 159 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,439 A $200 cheese platter? Who is she bribing? 160 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,919 (PHONE RINGS) 161 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,319 Hi Janice. Can you tell me what's in the duplex package? 162 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,039 Exfoliate, exhume and expunge? That's... 163 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,759 (WHISPERS) No! Stop! Stop, Chloe! 164 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,919 Less jumping, and more reading. 165 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,519 No, thanks. 166 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,919 Do you want me to rip that half-star off your sleep chart? 167 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,239 (WOMAN ON PHONE) Hello? Hello? 168 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,199 No, sorry, Janice, you can keep your half-star. 169 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,599 Now you have to go all the way back to the start. 170 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,679 Oh. Going back half a star. Big whoop. 171 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,679 (SCOFFS) Big whoop? 172 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,199 Alright. Naughty step. 173 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,399 Good. The naughty step's my favourite part of this house. 174 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,959 That's how you want to roll. 175 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,119 I'm going to confiscate one thing from your bedroom. 176 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,519 - What's your favourite item? - My bed. 177 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,719 You are grounded for the rest of the week, 178 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,799 the rest of the month 179 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,559 and the rest of the year. 180 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,359 Good. I'm an inside person. 181 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,719 - (CALL ENDS) - Oh, Janice, no, don't go! 182 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,839 What about the triplux package? 183 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,159 No wonder Luna's got heaps more prizes than you. 184 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,439 Your phone manner sucks! 185 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,679 Uh, OK. Well, instead of a sequel, 186 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,959 what about... a spin-off? 187 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,999 About my shit kids? 188 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,559 - Mmm! - Um, no, no, no, no. 189 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,039 Actually, let's strike that. 190 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,599 Look, Audrey, I've got a best-seller in me, I know it. 191 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,319 I'm in my creative prime! 192 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,319 If I'm not writing then I am not living. 193 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,679 I'm glad to hear that 194 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,599 because I have something very special in mind for you. 195 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,119 Oh, really? I love special. What is it? 196 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,839 (PHONE RINGS) 197 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,879 - Hey. - Please tell me you're on the way home. 198 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,999 Ah, no. But Audrey has something very special lined up for me. 199 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,439 So do I. Spending time with our psychopathic daughter. 200 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,759 Emily! Time to tee off. 201 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,759 Are you on the golf course? 202 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,759 Trust me that I would much rather be at home. 203 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,959 Spit-spot! Off the phone. He's waiting to meet you. 204 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,559 - When are you coming home? - I love you. 205 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,119 You hide from me! 206 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,159 Adam Gilchrist, cricket legend and all-round swell guy, 207 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:50,679 meet Emily Butler, the ghost writer of your new autobiography. 208 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,359 G'day. 209 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,929 (FAINTLY) Oh, bugger! 210 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,569 Here we go, this is the one. 211 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,089 Pitching wedge. 212 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,689 Um, is... 213 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:17,449 Isn't he divine? 214 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,089 He... he seems lovely. 215 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:23,289 Audrey, I don't want to ghost-write an autobiography. 216 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,449 I want to pen a best-seller. 217 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,849 Gilly's next book will BE a best-seller. 218 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,929 That no-one will know I wrote. 219 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:32,489 You'll know, I'll know. Gilly will know. 220 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,969 And if the book sells a million copies, 221 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:39,689 your name will be right there on the non-disclosure agreement. 222 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:43,129 Oh, come on. Don't embarrass yourself. Come on. 223 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:46,729 Audrey, I am sorry. 224 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:49,889 I would be doing myself a huge disservice by saying yes. 225 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:52,289 - Is that right? - Mm-hm. 226 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:55,049 Well, I'll leave you to break the news. 227 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:59,009 Ah, Gilly. Emily has something to tell you. 228 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:01,649 So excited to be working with you on this, Emily. 229 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,769 I mean, typically, I'd write this book myself, 230 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,049 but I'm drowning in charity work at the moment. 231 00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,089 Well... I... 232 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:11,089 Did tell you, my favourite book last year: My Shit Husband. 233 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,449 - Oh! - How funny. 234 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:16,969 And... Sorry I interrupted. What did you need to tell me? 235 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:21,289 (CLEARS THROAT) Just that, um... 236 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,289 I am really excited to work with you. 237 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,529 And I am a big fan. A huge fan. 238 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,169 Ta-ta. 239 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,129 (DUCK QUACK) 240 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,809 Sophie Butler, I don't pay you 241 00:12:57,850 --> 00:12:59,809 to play Space Invaders on your phone all day. 242 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:03,209 Sorry, I was just... It won't happen again. 243 00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,609 Do your worst, Chloe Butler. I quit. 244 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,969 Da-ad... 245 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,129 I know where you are! 246 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:25,729 I'm coming to get you! 247 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,369 (OPENS CAN) 248 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,809 Ohh... 249 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,729 - (GROANS) - (PHONE RINGS) 250 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,329 - Don't you dare. - Dad's phone. 251 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:40,729 Sorry. He can't come to the phone right now. 252 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:43,289 He's lying on the ground in his pyjamas, covered in beer. 253 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,729 Chloe, put the phone down. 254 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:48,369 He's been trying to organise prizes for the trivia night, 255 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,329 but I haven't let him because I'm tired and cranky. 256 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,169 (WHISPERS) Chloe! 257 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,769 Really? Yeah. Marriage sucks sometimes. 258 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,249 - It's OK. - Give me the phone. 259 00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,009 Hello. Who's this? 260 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:03,209 Simon! Simon, sorry I didn't give you a call back. 261 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,689 It's one of those days where, you know, the kids are... 262 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,889 Yeah, I'll put her back on. 263 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,169 Thanks, Dad. 264 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:14,769 Hi, Simon. 265 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,289 Mm-hm. 266 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,689 That would be amazing. Um, Thanks. 267 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,578 Oh, and don't forget to give my dad 268 00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:25,329 five stars on the podcast page. Bye. 269 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,169 - That was Simon Hardman. - I know. 270 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,809 - He runs a travel agency. - I know. 271 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,817 Oh, and he said he's going to give you 272 00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:33,969 - some super big trivia prize. - Really? 273 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:37,329 It's some trip to Parkes for an Elvis festival. 274 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:40,649 - (GIGGLES) - Dad, what's an Elvis? 275 00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:43,129 (BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYS) 276 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:02,729 (GIRLS CHEER) 277 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,889 Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. 278 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:14,129 Oh, no. Mine, mine, mine! Ha, ha, ha, mine! Ah! Whoa. 279 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,529 - Excuse me. - Authority figure. 280 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:20,849 - No outside snacks. - Sorry, we'll... We'll bin it. 281 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,369 Oh! Look at you! 282 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:31,249 In your first job, all grown up. How excitement. 283 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,489 - Did you come here just to see me? - Course not. 284 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,129 We're going to see Peter Rabbit 2. 285 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,809 You do know that's a kids film? 286 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:40,409 - The film's irrelevant. - It's playing in our favourite cinema. 287 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,729 It's where we first went to third base. 288 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:45,689 What's up, buttercup? 289 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,209 While I'm stuck at work, 290 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,089 Ravi, Lindsay and all the cool kids from school 291 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:50,489 are having some random gath. 292 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,009 Best day ever, apparently. 293 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:56,249 Soph, if you really want to go to this party, two words. 294 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,449 Heavy flow. 295 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,889 Squirts has a higher squeamish factor. 296 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:04,089 Not for fellas over 50. 297 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,489 Maybe go with both. 298 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,769 Just tell him you're facing bouncers from both ends. 299 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,649 Sorry about the wait, sir. Enjoy the film. 300 00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,649 If it was anything else, I could push through. 301 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,969 You don't have to keep telling me, Sophie, I understand. 302 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,889 Thanks for letting me know. 303 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,089 - Popcorn, wasn't it? - (MACHINE BEEPS) 304 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,849 Oh, no! 305 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:24,809 (OVER RADIO) Hello. Anybody there? 306 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:28,729 - Yes! - Code pink! Cinema three! 307 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,569 Please, not now. 308 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:31,849 What's code pink? 309 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,609 Libidinous couple, watching that movie about rabbits. 310 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,569 Must have set them off. 311 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:39,249 Yeah, I don't think that was the trigger. 312 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:43,209 OK, listen, you go deal with them. I'll deal with this. 313 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,449 - What about your, uh... - I can push through. 314 00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,409 - What, both ends? - Both ends. 315 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,049 Trooper. 316 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,489 Hi, Mum. 317 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,929 Oh, hi, sweetheart. 318 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:01,169 Oh, how civilised. 319 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,249 It's more than civilised - victorious, 320 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,009 because thanks to Chloe, 321 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:09,849 I scored a trivia prize, fit for the king. 322 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:12,769 (IMITATES ELVIS) Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh! (CHUCKLES) 323 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,649 All the parents are going nuts for it. 324 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:17,249 - Oh. How many prizes did you get? - One. 325 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,129 And Luna. 326 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,409 12. 327 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,369 But as you always say: it's quality over quantity. 328 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,529 - I've never said that. - (VOICE ON TABLET) You're a little bitch. 329 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,129 Yes, I rule the sky. 330 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,049 Hey! 331 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,049 You bought Cloudsurfer. 332 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:39,569 She's 13 and a half stars away from getting that reward. 333 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,209 Chloe did me a favour today. 334 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,049 I returned the favour. 335 00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:48,569 Let's get back to talking about my Jailhouse Rock'n prize. 336 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,689 No. It is a sleep chart. 337 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,889 It's a general behaviour chat now. 338 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,569 We did change it. 339 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,369 Can we talk? 340 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,410 OK. 341 00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,369 Now. 342 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,689 Yep. 343 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,409 Oh, my back. 344 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:09,769 So, it's the Parkes Festival, all expenses paid. 345 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,929 How is Chloe going to learn about perseverance 346 00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:17,289 if you just hand her something that she's been building toward? 347 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,969 I'm not the bad guy here, Em. 348 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,969 You said you were going to be gone for an hour. 349 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,409 You were gone for the entire day. 350 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:25,009 - I was at work. - Why are you sunburnt? 351 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,409 It wasn't exactly a day at the beach. 352 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,089 Yeah. It was a day at the golf course. 353 00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:31,729 Greg, you know that I hate golf. 354 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:36,049 So did Audrey like any of your ideas? 355 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,169 No, she hated all of them. 356 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:41,849 - Even the space ones? - Especially the space ones. 357 00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,729 And instead she wants me to ghost-write 358 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:46,249 some stupid sports autobiography. 359 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,009 Whose autobiography? 360 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:50,009 It was ah... Adam Gilchrist. 361 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,169 - Yeah. - Sorry. 362 00:18:53,570 --> 00:19:00,809 Adam Gilchrist? Gilly? 363 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,169 Yeah. 364 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:05,089 The greatest wicketkeeper batsman of all time, and my personal hero. 365 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:09,449 Yeah, and that is why Audrey dragged me to the golf course, 366 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:12,049 because I had to meet him 367 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,129 and then play a whole round with him 368 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,409 and then bond even more over frothies. 369 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,456 Well, that... that is... that's what we... 370 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,290 Gilly called beers when we sank them in the clubhouse. 371 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,689 You didn't consider maybe giving me a call? 372 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,689 Well, no. It was it was work. 373 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:32,249 Well, I could have swung by and accidentally bumped into you 374 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,809 and, "Oh, hi, Em. Who's that? It's Gilly! Hey, Gilly!" 375 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,769 - No, that's weird, Greg. - Didn't have to be that weird. 376 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,489 Hey, it was tedious. I don't want to write the book. 377 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:43,249 Good. I'll write the book. How hard can it be? 378 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:46,769 Chapter one - Gilly dominates in bat and gloves. 379 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,329 rinse and repeat. 380 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:51,849 You are not hearing me. I want to create something original. 381 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,615 I am hearing you loud and clear, 382 00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:56,050 and you have completely lost perspective. 383 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,209 Excuse me. 384 00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,209 While you were out playing golf all day with Adam Gilchrist, 385 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,329 I was at home watching Chloe couch jump 386 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,929 and shove lolly snakes up her nose. 387 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:09,609 I bruise my coccyx and I had to counsel bloody Simon 388 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,129 through a marriage break down. 389 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,889 You want tedious? 390 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,649 That's tedious, Em! 391 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,119 Hmm... 392 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400 Huh. 393 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,679 Hey, sit down. 394 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:40,159 Hey, sweetheart, I know that you miss sharing a room with Sophie, 395 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,159 but you've really got to get used to sleeping on your own. 396 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,559 I don't miss sharing a room with Sophie. 397 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,799 She talks in her sleep about Ravi. 398 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,759 Once she even sleep kissed him. 399 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,679 So then why are you suddenly struggling to sleep? 400 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,599 Because of that freaky book you brought home from work. 401 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,639 This? Freaky? 402 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,879 But, you know, he's a cute little cat 403 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,039 who spends his day trying to cheer up old people in a nursing home. 404 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:08,519 Every time I close my eyes, I see his disgusting, jaunty, little face. 405 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,759 So, Chloe, just to be clear, 406 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,479 it's your mum's fault you haven't been sleeping. 407 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,359 - Dad, you're awake! - Yes. Yes, I'm awake. 408 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,479 I've been awake for days dealing with your tantrums, 409 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,999 while your mum's been swanning about. 410 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,839 Oh, OK. So compared to you, my day has been awesome. 411 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,079 - Is that what you want to hear? - Yes. Thank you. 412 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,399 Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 413 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,479 Well, if I am going to write this book about Gilly, 414 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,599 I'm going to need my rest. 415 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,159 - But... - But just think that if it all goes well, 416 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,599 Gilly might come over here for frothies. 417 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,599 Really? 418 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,640 Mmm. 419 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,879 OK. 420 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,999 Sleep sweet. 421 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,559 - (GENTLE MUSIC) - ? Beautiful dreamer... ? 422 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,479 Good night, Dad. 423 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,719 Good night, Gilly. I mean, Chloe31665

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