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♪ Crash! ♪
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[blowing raspberries, inhaling deeply]
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Crash?
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-Oh, there you are.
-Hmm?
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Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but I have some bad news.
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Try not to freak out.
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[calmly] Why would I freak out?
What could be so bad?
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I can handle anything...
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Unless we're out of jelly.
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[gasps]
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[yelling] We're out of jelly, aren't we?
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Why, Bernstein? Why?
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Oh! Oh! This can't be happening!
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Oh, we're all gonna die!
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[screaming]
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Calm down! We're not out of jelly!
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Then what's the big deal?
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Sheesh! Talk about overreacting.
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We got an email from Build-a-Bestie.
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It seems like there's some problems
with last year's models.
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They emit foul odors.
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[burps, blows]
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Ugh.
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Some emit smoke.
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Is that smoke?
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Chill, Bernstein.
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I just took my underpants
out of the toaster.
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I like my skivvies lightly browned.
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Great news! Crash is being recalled.
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My magic doll must work.
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Oh, please, like a doll
could make me do--
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[gargles]
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[coughing]
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[breathing heavily]
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Nope, I still don't believe
that a doll-- Whoa!
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[nervous laughter] Nice dolly.
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Nice, nice dolly.
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This is the best day ever.
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Now all I need is a circus
to come to town
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looking for smelly, 12-year-old boys.
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Settle down.
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I'm not going anywhere
and neither is Crash.
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I just have to take him in
to get him fixed.
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Give me a hammer. I can fix him.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Mom said I needed
to supervise you guys,
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so I'll be at the mall.
Text me if you die.
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Please fill out this form
with your Bestie's name and address.
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Why do you need my address?
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Look, kid, I've been smiling
for eight hours straight.
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Just fill out the form!
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I can't go back to working
at the Cluck-n-Peck
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and wearing
that humiliating chicken hat!
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Did she just say chicken hat?
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Because when you fix me, I want that.
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[Wyatt] Wait a minute.
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Those are new besties.
I thought they were fixing them.
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I'll be right back.
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Ask about the chicken hat.
I'll work on my pecking.
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Hi, this is the line where I get
my Bestie repaired, right?
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Better. We're giving you
a brand-new buddy.
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Plus, your current Bestie
gets to go to the happy place.
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[whirring]
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[chuckles] That does not sound happy.
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That sounds very unhappy.
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Chuck, we have
a happiness situation up here.
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Crash, we have a big problem.
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What? [horrified gasps]
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They're out of chicken hats?
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Aww, but I was getting
so good at pecking.
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Even figured out how to lay an egg.
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-[inhales deeply, grunting]
-Let's get out of here.
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Mom and the girls
have to believe you're fixed,
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so let's get our stories straight.
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Okay, how's this for a story?
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Poor kid trades his cow
for some magic beans,
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climbs a bean stalk, meets a giant?
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How's this?
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I took you to the bestie warehouse.
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They fixed you.
Now you're all better.
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So no magic beans? No giant?
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I think your mom's
a lot smarter than that.
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Look, my mom's gonna
make me take you back
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unless she thinks you're fixed.
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[grunts]
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I'm fixed.
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[chuckles, grunts]
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Can you scratch my ear for me please?
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Sure.
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[moaning]
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We have to do something
to make the girls like you more.
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So for starters,
let's do something about your stink.
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[coughs]
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What is that awful smell?
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It's called rose garden.
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Do you have anything in a poo?
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Hey, Wyatt. Come give me a hand
with this, will you?
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Sure.
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You do not want to get shredded
in that happy place,
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so let me do all the talking.
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Now, do not go in without me.
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Got it.
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I'm the giant. You're the kid
with the magic beans.
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-See ya.
-No, Crash!
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-I got to go.
-Hey! Hey.
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Carrying a wedding cake
is a serious commitment
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between two people.
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Whose cake is this anyway?
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Two young lovebirds
who came to their senses
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before the wedding,
so I get a cake for 10 dollars.
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Win. Win. Win.
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[laughs]
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Oh, here's a nice one of the family
from a few years ago.
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We were so happy in B.C.
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Before Crash.
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Of course.
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And yes, yes, we were.
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I'm different.
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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You don't seem different.
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You look like the same Crash
that Wyatt took to get fixed.
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Ho-ho, Cleo.
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The old me would say,
"You naive, silly girl,"
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and then emit some sort of gas,
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but the new Crash is girl-friendly.
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Peep this.
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-[pop music playing]
-♪ Girls ♪
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♪ I came back for you-u-u ♪
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♪ I'm new and improved, ooh ♪
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♪ I wish I could see you guys ♪
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♪ But my hair's always in my eyes ♪
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♪ Eyes ♪
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What? Now I'm supposed
to believe you're in a boy band?
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[in British accent] I'm Tobias.
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I'm the sensitive one.
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I like your style.
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-Really?
-Mmm.
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Thanks.
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[with Brooklyn accent]
I'm Tony. I'm the bad one.
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Agh!
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He is kind of cute.
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Later, doll.
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I'm Crash.
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I'm the unpredictable one.
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-[yells]
-Whoa!
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[grunts]
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[pop music resumes]
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♪ You girls make me sa-a-ay what, what ♪
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♪ Got a picture of you on my butt-butt ♪
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Great. Now I'm gonna have
that song stuck in my head.
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[doorbell rings]
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[Mel] Amanda, get that.
I'm in the shower.
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♪ Got a picture of you on my butt-butt ♪
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Hello, is your mother home?
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Ugh! I begged Mom
not to do online dating.
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No, I'm Mr. Green
from the Bestie retrieval unit.
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I'm here to collect a recalled toy
by the name of... Crotch.
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Crash.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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And he belongs to...
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Somebody with really bad penmanship.
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Wyatt.
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[chuckles] If you say so.
It does-- okay.
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But Crash was already fixed.
Wyatt brought him in a few days ago.
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Oh, they're not being fixed.
They're being... phased out.
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Here's the new one.
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-Does he talk?
-No.
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-Does he eat lip gloss?
-Highly doubtful.
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Does he do cannonballs
in the toilet?
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Look, girly, it's just a toy.
La-la-loo-loo, see?
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Oh, I love him already.
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I'll get Crash.
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Hold on! I need you to sign for that.
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Here you go.
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Great. Thank you, Armando.
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It's Amanda.
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Seriously?
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Who taught you kids how to write?
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Crash, that guy's here to throw
you into a wood chipper.
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We have to get out of here quick.
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[Crash] Way ahead of you, Bernstein!
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[bungee cord boings]
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You coming?
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I'll take the stairs.
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-Oh good. You're here.
-[boings]
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We have to make a run for--
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Crash, we don't have time to waste.
That guy wants to destroy you.
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Is that bad?
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[flatly] Really?
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Yes!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, there he is. That's my brother.
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-Where's the Bestie, kid?
-[boings]
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Yo no hablo inglés.
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Aw, cut it. Your sister gave you up.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Just give me the doll, little man.
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Look.
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The new one dances.
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O-pa Bestie style.
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Really. I don't know where Crash is.
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-[boings]
-Then you're gonna get this.
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My card. Give me a call
if you find him. I'll pick him up.
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What? He's lying.
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Wyatt never goes anywhere
without Crash.
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Interrogate him! Make him squirm!
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I'll just look the other way...
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Unless you don't mind me watching.
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Ouch. Sisters, huh?
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I have three of them.
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Ay, ay, ay!
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Let me make this clear, okay?
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-I'm going to get Crash.
-[boings]
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When I start a job, I finish it,
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no matter what my mother says!
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Sure, I might not be my brother Robbie,
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but we all can't be Robbie!
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Can we? Can we?
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I don't even know Robbie.
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Oh, you'd love him. [chuckles]
Everybody loves Robbie!
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Okay.
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[games beeping]
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Your hands are cold.
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[high-pitched scream]
What are you doing here?
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-We're hiding out.
-[screams]
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Stop doing that.
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But it's so much fun hearing you go...
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[high-pitched scream] Classic pesto.
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Some creepy Bestie cop is after Crash.
We need a place to lay low.
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You can count on me.
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If that guy comes in here,
he'll never break me.
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They're right here!
What else do you want to know?
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Wow, you are a rock.
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00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,770
-We need to find a place to hide.
-How about Mr. Poulos's fishing cabin?
258
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,641
Shh. Not in front of Pesto.
259
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,648
Oh, right, right, right. [clears throat]
260
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,780
We're not going
to Mr. Poulos's fishing cabin.
261
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,898
We're going to Mr. Shmoulos's...
262
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,356
wishing cabbage.
263
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,907
[chuckles] Look, I totally confused him.
264
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,203
That's how he always looks.
265
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,656
Oh, yeah.
266
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,040
Hey, honey. How was your day?
267
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,587
Okay. I couldn't decide
which color to paint my nails
268
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,222
so I texted Jennifer to ask her.
269
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,588
And then that weird guy
from the Bestie store
270
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,425
came by to get rid of Crash,
so Wyatt and Crash took off.
271
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,761
And then Jennifer texted back
that I should go with pearl berry so--
272
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,558
Wait, go back a minute.
273
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,890
-Oh, well, I texted Jennifer--
-Not there.
274
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,725
The part about a weird guy
and my son taking off.
275
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,612
Oh, it turns out Wyatt
didn't get Crash fixed,
276
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,480
so he might explode or something.
277
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,976
Explode?
278
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,238
Or something.
279
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,776
Where did they go?
280
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,913
I thought you were asking about my day.
281
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,370
[exasperated sigh] I've got to find them.
282
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,951
Oh, there's not a reward.
I already asked.
283
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,708
I don't want to turn them in.
I just want to make sure they're safe.
284
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,791
Where are they?
285
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,875
They're at Mr. Poulos's cabin!
286
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,461
Oh.
287
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,628
Wyatt and Crash?
288
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,925
No. Yes.
289
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,218
Oh, why do I have to ride home this way?
290
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,893
Anything else you want to tell me?
291
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,555
No.
292
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,062
I didn't shower this morning!
293
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,859
So looks like this
is gonna be our home for a while.
294
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,526
Well, we'll have to make some changes.
295
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,615
The toilet obviously has to go
in front of the fireplace.
296
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:10,082
Oh, right here, we'll build a stadium
for snail wrestling.
297
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:14,205
Two snails enter. One snail leaves.
298
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,054
All great ideas, Crash. All great ideas.
299
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,216
Let's check out the food situation.
300
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,009
Oh, I hope there's string cheese!
301
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,392
Please let there be string cheese!
302
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,890
Ooh, string. Close enough.
303
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,812
[slurping]
304
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,452
[scoffs]
305
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,527
[spits] Needs salt.
306
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,124
When Mr. Poulos said he loved peaches,
307
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,043
I thought he was talking
about his girlfriend.
308
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,330
There has to be something else.
309
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,955
Well, looks like we'll be living off
peaches and marshmallows.
310
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,879
[chewing]
311
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,677
I call marshmallows!
312
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,556
[car approaching]
313
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,429
Car! That could be Mr. Green. Hide!
314
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,057
I know! Let's go to Hawaii!
315
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,813
No time for that.
We have to hide here.
316
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,605
-I know! Let's hide outside.
-[car door opens]
317
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,899
-He's outside!
-[car door closes]
318
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:21,151
Then it's too late now, Bernstein.
You wasted too much time.
319
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,737
Attack! I got him!
I got him! I got him!
320
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,373
[growling]
321
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,909
Get off of me!
322
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,406
Mr. Poulos, what are you doing here?
323
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,036
It's a long story, but sufficed to say...
324
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,214
It's my cabin!
325
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,957
Your mom sent me up here
to get you guys.
326
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,205
We can't go back.
327
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,296
There's a scary, weird guy
that wants to take Crash.
328
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,932
Your mom knows all about it.
She's gonna get it all worked out.
329
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,590
We'll stay here tonight
and head back in the morning.
330
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,808
-Now who wants peaches?
-Oh, me! Me! Me!
331
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,349
Aww, man. Who ate all my peaches?
332
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,984
Oh, me! Me! Me!
333
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,608
All right, come on, you guys.
Let's go hit the road.
334
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,454
Um, we are eating.
335
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,909
Can't start the day
without a healthy breakfast.
336
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,080
-[laughs] Now do me.
-[spits]
337
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,287
Hurry it up.
338
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,794
-[screams]
-Where is he?
339
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,757
-Who are you?
-Read the windbreaker!
340
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,878
That Pesto kid ratted Crash out.
I know he's here.
341
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,626
There they are!
342
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,888
Ha-ha
343
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,009
Say hello to my little friend!
344
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,426
That's me.
345
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,680
What?
346
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,480
What is-- what the heck?
347
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,185
Ow! Hey! Ah!
348
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,110
Gross. How old are
these marshmallows?
349
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,493
[coughs]
350
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,699
Bernstein, I'm out.
351
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,699
-Get over here!
-Run!
352
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,992
Bernstein, gumball me.
353
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,536
Ahh...
354
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,746
[chuckles, grunts]
355
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,340
Nuh-uh. Other barrel.
356
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,749
[both laugh]
357
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,667
[Green] No. No.
358
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,046
-No.
-[grunting]
359
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,313
[grunting]
360
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,691
That's-- that's quite enough.
361
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,269
Quick, get in the van.
362
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,395
I will find you! This isn't over!
363
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,743
[Green cries] Ow!
364
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:35,292
That's it.
That's the last of the Crash trash.
365
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,166
Careful of that box. It bites.
366
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,749
[growling]
367
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,093
I am so glad Crash is leaving.
368
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,721
I hate his guts.
369
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:47,968
That's a little harsh.
370
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,179
No, I mean these guts.
371
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,470
Eww! I think my eyes
are gonna throw up.
372
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,020
-Ah.
-Get back in there.
373
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,313
Wyatt's inside getting supplies.
Just lay low and keep your mouth shut.
374
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,978
Gotcha.
375
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,489
Really? A mime?
376
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,368
Just when I thought
you couldn't be more annoying.
377
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,247
You think this is funny?
378
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,039
You!
379
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,962
All right, where's the toy?
380
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,214
I'm done messing around.
This is personal now.
381
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,836
What's wrong with you?
Taking a toy from a little kid,
382
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,343
you should be ashamed of yourself.
383
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,425
I am ashamed of myself
for unrelated reasons!
384
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,893
I come from a very successful family.
385
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,143
I'm the only one
of my mother's four sons
386
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,805
who has a job where he has
to wear a windbreaker!
387
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,895
Except for of course my kid brother Sully
who's a windbreaker model.
388
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,278
You know, I've done
some modeling myself,
389
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,650
mostly plumbing calendars, self-published.
390
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,987
Ah.
391
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,162
Wait a minute.
What are you hiding back there?
392
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,581
Well, well, well.
393
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,700
What do we have here?
394
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,254
[Green laughs] Oh, boy, I needed this.
395
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,377
I've had a really bad day.
Here you go.
396
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,295
Have you seen him?
397
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,466
Uh, we haven't seen him.
398
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,056
Darn it!
399
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,768
-Was that Mr. Green?
-Yeah.
400
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,565
-Not very bright, is he?
-[chuckles]
401
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,189
No kidding. Ha!
402
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,735
[shouting] Sucker!
403
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,489
I'm right here!
404
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,450
I was the mime!
405
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,491
-[laughs]
-Oh no, run!
406
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,830
No, really run!
407
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,288
[panting]
408
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,088
Bernstein, Bernstein.
409
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,971
Listen, I just want you to know,
if we don't make it out of this--
410
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,509
Don't talk like that.
Of course we're gonna make it out of this.
411
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,263
Please let me finish.
412
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,845
If we don't make it out of this,
I'm gonna eat you first.
413
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,523
I would expect nothing less.
Now let's go.
414
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,694
Crash?
415
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,106
Oh, hey, Bernstein.
416
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,953
Remember that time
we were being chased
417
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,699
by that bad guy
from the Bestie place?
418
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,661
Seems like yesterday.
419
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,123
-It's right now!
-Hmm? [grunts]
420
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,367
[tension music]
421
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,553
[both panting]
422
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,376
Oh.
423
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,048
[wheezing]
424
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,137
Kid!
425
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,022
Can you hear me?
426
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,311
I'm gonna get that doll.
427
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,522
I literally have nothing else
going on in my life.
428
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,065
I should not have said that out loud.
429
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,895
[groans]
430
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,491
Oh, oh.
431
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,703
Gross, this thing is filled with old meat.
432
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,704
If by thing, you mean my belly,
then you are correct, sir.
433
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:05,868
Mmm.
434
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,825
Now that you've had
your 5:30 snack,
435
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,586
maybe we can get back
to running for our lives!
436
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:14,549
Well, I really should wait half an hour
before doing anything physical.
437
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,261
[sighs] Let's go.
438
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,631
-Oh and, Bernstein...
-Yeah?
439
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,297
Wait. I lost my train of thought.
440
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,676
Crash, we need to hurry.
441
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,762
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
442
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,926
-Oh, now I remember!
-What is it?
443
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,055
Nope. Gone again.
444
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,431
Come on!
445
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,269
He's hot on our tail.
What should we do?
446
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,067
Ice cream!
447
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,438
No, there's no time for that.
448
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,145
No, look. Ice cream.
449
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,275
[soft music]
450
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,611
Who'd leave their ice cream truck open?
That doesn't seem right.
451
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:40,658
Crash?
452
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,994
[tension music]
453
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,752
-Crash!
-[engine starts]
454
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,960
Don't worry, Bernstein!
I'll save you some ice cream!
455
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,337
♪ Let me hear you say Crash! ♪
456
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,051
♪ Crash! ♪
457
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,763
Pesto, I need your bike.
It's an emergency.
458
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,184
Thanks for asking.
459
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,852
Usually my brothers
just knock me off and take it.
460
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,181
Tell my mom Mr. Green took Crash.
461
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,767
I'm going to the Bestie
warehouse to save him.
462
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,692
Oh, I get it. This is a test.
463
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,441
Don't worry. I won't say a thing.
464
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,233
No, I want you to tell her.
465
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,242
Your secret's safe with me.
466
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,068
Just tell her.
467
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,281
Don't worry. I won't.
468
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,615
Hey, Pesto.
469
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,410
-Wyatt went to the Bestie warehouse!
-What?
470
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,374
I'm the one who broke your ceramic camel.
471
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,575
[high-pitch scream]
472
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,297
♪ Crash and Bern , hard core ♪
473
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,129
♪ Bass, bass ♪
474
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,175
♪ What ♪
475
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,600
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
476
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,103
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
477
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,895
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
478
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,192
♪ Good call ♪
479
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,322
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
480
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,109
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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