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♪ Kick it downOn Crash and Bern ♪
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Let's go!
Time for school!
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[grunts]
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Cleo, why are you carrying
all of your books?
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I had to let my servants go.
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You know, the economy.
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Ah. The first smart-aleck remark
of the morning is always the best one.
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Morning, mom. You look nice.
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Don't think I'm gonna fall
for that nonsense for one minute.
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What do you want?
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Nothing. You look nice.
That's all.
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[clears throat]
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Okay, 20 bucks so I can sign up
for baseball.
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You know, for 20 bucks,
I should be gorgeous.
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Yes!
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Hey, what happened to your backpack?
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Rufus took it.
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Who's Rufus?
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You know, that Neanderthal in your class
they call "the slapper."
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[chuckles] His real name is Rufus?
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[laughing] That's hysterical!
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Please don't tell him
I laughed at his name.
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We don't really talk.
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I don't know
that many one-syllable words.
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The slapper was bad enough
when he forced everyone to play
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his painful slapping game.
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Now he's taking everyone's stuff!
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That guy is completely out of control.
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Bernstein!
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How dare you!
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I have been on my best behavior
since I got here!
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Crash, I wasn't talking about you.
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Take it back!
I am not out of control!
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[slipping sound] [shattering]
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[grunts]
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Whoa. Whoa!
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[shattering]
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Oh!
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Stop! Crash!
What are you doing?
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[grunts]
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[short circuit]
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[grunts]
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Okay, now don't be mad, Mrs. B.
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[short circuit]
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Crash, I'm gonna kill you.
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Okay, in my defense,
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let me say just one thing.
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Run, Bernstein!
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You should run.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong
- Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge
- I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams
- Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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- ♪ Crash and Bernstein- What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever- That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
- I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Man, I've never seen my mom that mad.
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You'd better think of what you're gonna do
to make it up to her.
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I know!
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I'll write, "I'm sorry"
on a real pretty rock.
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Then throw it through her window.
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Maybe just say you're sorry.
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Right.
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Before or after I throw the rock?
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Hey, Wyatt.
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Why are you missing a shoe?
Another escalator accident?
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First of all,
those things are death traps!
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And the slapper took my shoe.
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Why would he want just one shoe?
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Hey.
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Six and a half?
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My mom says bullies like the slapper
are just lonely
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and we should try to be nice to them.
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Mine!
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Well, here's your chance.
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My mom's wrong a lot.
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Nice bike, Bernstein.
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Give it to me.
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Look, Ruf-- [clears throat]
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Slapper, I know you can hurt me,
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but so will my mom
if I come home without my bike.
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And she's already lost a TV today,
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so she's right on the edge.
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[emphatically] I want that bike.
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Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
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Where's all that anger coming from, huh?
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Are you lonely?
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Because I think I might know why.
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It's your horrible personality.
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Oh, and I'm gonna need
my sister's backpack.
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[laughing] Dream on, buttstein.
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Oh, very clever
what you did there with my name.
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Whoa. Bernstein,
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you stood up to the slapper.
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When'd you get so brave?
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I don't know. But to be honest,
it makes my stomach hurt a little.
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♪ Crash! ♪
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That is it!
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I've had it with Crash.
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I swear I'm gonna kill him.
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[sighs] I mean, I know
Wyatt's attached to him,
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but, you know, he also liked Mr. Bucket,
and I got rid of that.
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Wait. I thought you said Mr. Bucket
got lost at the beach.
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No, I ran over Mr. Bucket.
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Yeah, the first time
was an accident, but...
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then the crunch felt so good
under my tires.
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Mom, you need a hobby.
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I do have a hobby.
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Cleaning up after Crash.
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I mean, I knew parenting wasn't gonna be
a walk in the park
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but I did not sign up for this.
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Boy, I could really use
a walk in the park.
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Amanda...
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how did you get lipstick
all over my blouse?
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[hesitates]
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That wasn't me.
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It was Crash. Yeah.
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He was wearing your blouse
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and then he was putting on lipstick.
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Yeah, and then he got a text message,
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so he dropped the lipstick
all over your blouse.
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Hmm. Okay. Amanda, I'm not stupid.
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I don't think you are.
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But I bet Crash does.
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Hey, Wyatt.
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I heard you stood up for me
to the slapper this morning.
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-Yeah, I guess I did.
-[yells] Cut it out!
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I can't let my friends think
I can get along with my brother.
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It ruins my bad girl rep.
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Here they come!
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Are they gone?
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[grunts]
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Hey, have you seen Crash?
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-Maybe he walked home ahead of you.
-I hope not.
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Crash gets distracted
when he walks alone.
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Once he caught a whiff of sausage
and ended up in Milwaukee.
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[shouts] Girls!
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Thanks.
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Anytime. Now stay there.
They're coming back.
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I'll let you know when it's safe
to come out.
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[Cleo] Wyatt?
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Are they still there?
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Hello?
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Oh, very funny!
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Ah! Come on!
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Have you seen Crash?
I can't find him anywhere.
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Well, he wasn't in the bushes.
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I searched all of his favorite places.
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The dumpster behind the rib joint,
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the manure pile at the petting zoo,
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even that place at the docks
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where he thinks the seagulls
are talking to him.
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You know how mom always threatens
to kill Crash?
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Well, you don't think
she'd actually do it?
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No. Mom talks like that a lot.
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Like the time when she threatened
to send you to live with grandma
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if you ruined another one of her blouses.
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[gasps] I forgot about that.
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[humming]
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Oh!
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Great.
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Ugh!
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Oh.
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Ah. Don't ask.
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It was an accident.
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Is that Crash's shirt?
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It was.
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Well, that ends that.
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I'm sorry, did you want something, honey?
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N-no, I'm good.
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Alright.
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Hello, officer.
I'd like to report a missing person.
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Well, he's not exactly a person.
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And I'm not entirely sure he's missing.
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Yes, I'm being serious.
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Oh, and also, he's purple.
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-Hello?
-[dial tone]
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[computer chimes]
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Hey, what's this?
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[clicks]
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Bernstein!God, you have to help me!
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I've been takenby some really bad dudes.
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What?
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[grunts]
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They won't return me
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until you give them your bike.
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Hurry!
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They're serious.
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I'm sorry, this isn't working for me.
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I mean, who wrote this?
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What's my motivation?
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When's lunch?
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[Rufus] Read the script.
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Hmm, the slapper.
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Can we at least make it more believable?
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[slapping and grunting]
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Ah!
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Now we're making a hostage video, huh?
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Okay.
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Bernstein,
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they're really hurting me.
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[crying] For the love of mustard,
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do as they sayand give up your bike!
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[crying]
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[sobbing]
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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Perfect.
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That was fun.
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Now this time you be the hostage.
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I'm not the hostage.
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You're the hostage.
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Really? Then why are you tied up?
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[deep voice] Na-naaa!
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Pretty good, huh?
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[grunts] Knock-knock!
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-Who's there?
-Knock-knock!
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-That's not how it works.
-Shh!
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Trust me.
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There's a big payoff at the end.
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-Knock-knock!
-Who's there?
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-Knock-knock!
-Who's there?
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-Knock-knock!
-[impatient] Who's there?
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-Knock...
-Knock who?
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Knock-knock!
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[sighs]
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Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
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-No.
-Good. I have a joke for you.
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Knock-knock!
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Please let me sleep.
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You're fun.
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We should hang out more.
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Can I write on your face?
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No.
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What are you looking at?
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Hey, slapper.
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-"Doofus."
-What did you call me?
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So my buddy, Crash, is missing.
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You wouldn't happen to know anything
about that, would you?
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-No.
-So you wrote on your own face?
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-[grunts]
-Crash, you escaped!
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I did? From what?
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Uh, from the slapper.
He took you hostage.
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No, he didn't.
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He just offered me a ride home
in a dark sack.
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Who could pass that up?
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So the slapper ran away
after I called him doofus?
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No, you ran away
after you called him doofus.
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That's not how I remember it.
264
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,448
So what's it like at the slapper's house?
Is it awful?
265
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,457
No, we were having fun!
266
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,749
We stayed up all night
telling that really long knock-knock joke
267
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,344
that you love so much.
268
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,550
No one loves that joke.
269
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,969
Oh, he does. He laughed until he cried.
270
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,090
Except he skipped the first part.
271
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,350
Hey, it's great you guys are having
so much fun.
272
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,391
Maybe you should go back home with him.
273
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,095
I mean, why should I be the only one
274
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,185
who gets to enjoy your pointless
knock-knock jokes?
275
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,110
Oh, you're a heck of a guy, Bernstein.
276
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,780
Always thinking of others.
277
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,858
-I'm a giver.
-Yeah.
278
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,951
[grunts]
279
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,319
[whoops]
280
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,949
So you're giving Crash back?
281
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,664
No, I have a plan.
282
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,254
I need Crash to drive the slapper so crazy
283
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,040
he'll never mess with our stuff.
284
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,793
That's probably a good idea.
285
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,745
Not everyone can stand up
to the slapper, like I did.
286
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,340
Yup, no one hides in a girls' room stall
like you do.
287
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,018
I'm not touching you!
288
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,519
Still not touching you!
289
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,812
Oh, no, look!
290
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,225
Now I have two--
291
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,403
-[sighs]
-[shouts] Two fingers not touching you!
292
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,533
Uh-oh, look at this!
293
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,820
Six! Six fingers not touching you!
294
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,405
How about this?
295
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,660
[shouts] Ten!
296
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,041
Ten fingers simultaneously
not touching you!
297
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,210
New world record!
298
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,618
New game!
299
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,290
Everybody conga!
300
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,956
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Whoo-hoo!
301
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,335
-Oh yeah! Oh, no, no, no?
-Shh! Shh!
302
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,473
How about this?
303
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,009
♪ Cha-cha-chaCha-cha-cha, uh! ♪
304
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,302
-Ow!
-No, no, no.
305
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,795
♪ Ow! ♪
Try that. ♪ Ow! ♪
306
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,307
Just a little higher, here we go.
♪ Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, uh! ♪
307
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,060
-Ow!
-No, no, no, no.
308
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,522
[long] ♪ Ow! ♪
309
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,061
A little higher.
♪ Ow! ♪
310
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,935
From the diaphragm.
♪ Ow! ♪ Here we go!
311
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,612
♪ Cha-cha-cha,Cha-cha-cha, uh! ♪
312
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,650
-Ow!
-Oh...
313
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,614
No. ♪ Cha-cha-cha,cha-cha-cha-cha, uh! ♪
314
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,284
-Ow!
-No, no, no, you're not listening!
315
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,703
-♪ Ow! ♪
-I can't handle this!
316
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,292
When is Bernstein
gonna respond to my video?
317
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,448
I don't know.
He's a really good sleeper.
318
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,367
That's one of the ways
you and he are different.
319
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,376
I haven't seen you close your eyes
since I got here.
320
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,376
[clicks] Finally!
321
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,342
Dear people who have Crash,
322
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,382
I have receivedyour cheesy ransom video
323
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,756
and I am ready to respond.
324
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,546
After giving your requestserious thought,
325
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,926
I have decided to let you keep Crash.
326
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,638
[shouts] No!
327
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,814
He's bluffing.
328
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,732
Now I'm sure you think I'm bluffing,
329
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,940
but I'm not.
330
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,770
Frankly, Crash can be pretty annoying
331
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,725
and my bike is way more fun.
332
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,525
So enjoy your new friend. Bye!
333
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,646
[scared] Wait--
334
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,862
[yells] What just happened?
335
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,407
Bernstein's giving me up
for a bike?
336
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,993
How can that be?
337
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,828
I'm way more fun than a bike!
338
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,503
Can a bike do this?
339
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,752
[whooshes] Hyah!
340
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,963
[breaking sound]
341
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754
[shouts] No!
342
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,586
[sighs] Oh well,
343
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,263
looks like you and I are going to be
spending more time together.
344
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,552
But that's okay.
345
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,795
You get me.
346
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,426
You would never trade me
for a bike. Would ya?
347
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,846
[angrily] Yes, I would!
348
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,193
That's exactly
what I've been trying to do.
349
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,523
You too?
350
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:19,114
Do I not have a single friend
in the entire world?!
351
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,992
[sighs] Fine, then.
352
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,158
I'm running away!
353
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,619
No, you're not.
354
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,909
Okay.
355
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,239
-Knock-knock.
-Get out.
356
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,285
Hi, mom.
357
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,786
I'm just doing the dishes.
358
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,797
After this,
I'm gonna clean out the closets,
359
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,379
because I love, honor and respect you.
360
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,875
Thanks.
361
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,088
Oh, you missed a spot.
362
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,183
It'll never happen again.
363
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,224
Well, the closet's not gonna clean itself.
364
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,059
Well, it took 16 years,
but she's finally coming around.
365
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,517
She thinks you're a killer.
366
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,112
What?
367
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,031
Amanda thinks you killed Crash
368
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,860
and now she thinks she's next.
369
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,074
Amanda thinks her own mother
is capable of that kind of violence?
370
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,448
I know. It's horrible.
371
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,951
No, it's fantastic.
372
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,920
Finally, some leverage!
373
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,917
You know, love only gets you so far,
sweetie, but fear,
374
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,923
fear gets the toilets scrubbed.
375
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,125
Amanda!
376
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,263
No, see? That's too nice.
377
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,762
[shouts angrily] Amanda!
378
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,554
That's the one.
379
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,098
Yo, Bernstein.
380
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,902
[sighs] I have a confession.
381
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,069
-I have Crash.
-[gasps]
382
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,491
I am shocked!
383
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,360
So you lied to me?
384
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,987
Oh, slapper, I am so disappointed.
385
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,123
You can have the purple freak back.
386
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,042
Just give me your bike.
387
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,000
No. How about you give me Crash,
388
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,211
forget about my bike,
and leave us alone?
389
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,711
All right.
390
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,253
Don't give me your bike.
391
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,166
Just let me borrow it whenever I want.
392
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,464
Crash is getting to you,
isn't he?
393
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,007
No.
394
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,221
Can I at least have your lunch?
395
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,385
No, I'm not gonna give you anything.
396
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,760
Where's Crash?
397
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,216
I don't have him.
398
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,386
He ran away last night.
399
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,269
Ran away?
400
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,941
I don't get it.
He didn't come home.
401
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,809
Who could blame him after what
you said about him on that video?
402
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,437
Dude, that was cold.
403
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,528
So...
404
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,623
I walked right up to the slapper,
405
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,659
looked him in the eye
and called him a doofus!
406
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,083
[boys laugh]
407
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,451
[worried] Uh-oh.
408
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,752
[girls scream]
409
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,170
♪ Yeah! ♪
410
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,801
[music fades out]
411
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,012
[seagull caws]
412
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,842
-Who's there?
-[seagull caws]
413
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,677
-Who's there?
-[seagull caws]
414
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,892
I love this joke!
415
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,733
You seagulls are the only ones
that get me.
416
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,768
[seagull caws]
417
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,096
Oh, thanks, Stanley.
418
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,896
I feel the same about you.
419
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,904
I once had a friend named Bernstein,
but, he ditched me.
420
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:06,944
Crash!
421
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,947
Now his voice haunts my thoughts.
422
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,109
-There you are.
-It's spooky, really.
423
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,866
Oh.
424
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,411
Hello.
425
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,497
I've been searching everywhere for you.
426
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,832
The manure guy at the petting zoo
suggested I look here.
427
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:23,917
Oh, that's it!
428
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,752
I'm getting a new manure guy.
429
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,006
Are you okay?
430
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,509
Well, I would be
431
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,971
except that my best friend
called me annoying
432
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,972
and said that he'd rather ride
his bike than hang out with me.
433
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,808
I'm talking about you.
434
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,225
Yeah, I got that.
435
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,150
And Crash, I didn't mean any
of that stuff on the video.
436
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,399
I was acting.
437
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,861
I'd never give you up.
You're my best friend.
438
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,319
That was acting?
439
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,652
Oh, bravo, Bernstein.
440
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,068
Bravo.
441
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,080
Now do a cat.
442
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,788
I'm not gonna do a cat.
443
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,447
[deep voice] please?
444
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,785
-[bored] Meow.
-[gasps]
445
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,383
Uncanny!
446
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,828
Is there a cat here?
447
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,668
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
448
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,711
Sorry my plan backfired.
449
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,428
I was hoping the slapper
would get so sick of you
450
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,429
he'd give you back and leave us alone.
451
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,433
You wanted him to be sick of me?
452
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,763
I didn't know that.
453
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,217
Oh, Bernstein,
454
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,097
I would've played it all differently.
455
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,524
Can I please visit slappy one more time?
456
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,983
Please?
457
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,693
You don't see this side of me, but,
458
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,533
when I want to, I can be kind of, uh...
459
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,568
Oh, what's the word?
460
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,241
-Annoying?
-No.
461
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,739
[seagull caws]
462
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,741
That's it!
Thank you, Stanley!
463
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,986
-Knock-knock!
-Oh!
464
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,331
[exasperated sigh]
I thought you ran away.
465
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,915
[sings] I'm back!
466
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,250
-Did you miss me?
-No!
467
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,421
-[whooshes]
-[scared] Ah!
468
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,302
Come on! Just a little?
469
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,302
-[scared] Ah!
-Where are we going?
470
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,284
[phews]
471
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,583
-Ah!
-Hello.
472
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,778
Are you following me?
473
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,826
Can I borrow your underwear?
474
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,006
Morning, slapper.
475
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,720
Where am I?
476
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:38,181
One of my favorite places
in the whole world.
477
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,891
Crash, I don't know about this.
478
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,471
[mad] I got this, Bernstein!
479
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,270
-[seagulls caws]
-What's up with all the seagulls?
480
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,311
They probably smell the fish.
481
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,645
[screams]
482
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,070
Let me at him!
483
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,028
Look, Slapper,
Crash has gone rogue.
484
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,648
I don't know what he's capable of,
485
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,025
but if you promise to leave me
and my friends alone,
486
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,083
and give back everything you stole
to all the kids at school,
487
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,868
I'll ask him to call off the birds.
488
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,291
I speak seagull.
489
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,330
[caws]
490
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,292
Okay, I promise!
491
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,166
Good!
492
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,999
Guys, it's cool!
You can all go home!
493
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,416
-[seagulls cawing]
-Guys?
494
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,585
Guys?
495
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,093
Oh, wait,
496
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,594
these aren't my seagulls.
497
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,636
[thrilling sound]
498
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,600
[cawing] [wings flapping]
499
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,061
♪ Let me hear you say, Crash ♪
500
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,611
Wyatt, you're, like, a hero.
501
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,519
Which kinda makes me a hero, too.
502
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,977
You know, 'cause I'm your friend.
503
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,357
Sure, Pesto.
504
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,783
That's how it works.
505
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,912
Okay, I returned everything.
506
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,451
-Good.
-Yeah, good!
507
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,834
Just kidding.
508
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,164
All right, now take Crash back
and keep him away from me.
509
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,327
[Crash grunts] Bye, Rufus!
510
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,746
I think he likes me.
511
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,844
-Who wouldn't?
-Well, your mom.
512
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,172
Amanda, I told you.
513
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,797
Mom didn't kill Crash.
514
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,143
I haven't seen him in three days
515
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,639
and I saw her digging.
516
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,641
-Coincidence?
-Yes.
517
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,440
Come to think of it,
518
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,598
I haven't seen Jasmine
today either.
519
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,316
I think I felt something.
520
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,689
Okay, now you've completely lost it.
521
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,646
Can I prove to you there's
nothing to be afraid of?
522
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,616
-[thrilling sound]
-[girls screaming]
523
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,739
[shouts] Ah! [sighs]
524
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,747
Uh-oh, I saw my shadow.
525
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,669
That means six more weeks
of not showering.
526
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,877
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
527
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,763
♪ Bass, bass ♪
528
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,474
♪ What? ♪
529
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,769
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
530
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,060
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
531
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,273
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
532
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,694
- ♪ Good call!- Crash and Bern ♪
533
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♪ Crash and Bern ♪
534
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,860
- ♪ I said, "Stein"
- What he said ♪
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