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♪♪ [music]
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[rock music playing]
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This is awesome.
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We're like the fast
and the furriest.
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[audience laughs]
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Speed bump!
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-Whoa! [laughing]
-[Wyatt chuckles]
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Wow. Those bumps really are worth
speeding up for.
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Yeah.
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So, where'd you get this car, anyways?
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Pure luck.
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Found a parking lot
with a sign that said "use cars."
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So I decided to use this one.
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Wait, you mean you stole this car?!
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How could I mean that
if I don't even know what it means?
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You took the car
and it didn't belong to you.
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Oh, is that what that means?
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Yup. Then I stole it.
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We're riding in a hot car?!
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Yes, we are.
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That's how I get the ladies.
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Isn't that right, Princess Glitter?
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She cannot take her eyes off me.
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Crash, we have to take this car back.
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But first...
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-cruise by the school.
-Yeah.
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[audience laughs]
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[rock music continues]
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo! I'ma let you finish but ♪
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-♪ Ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No makeup or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern-- ♪-♪ Stein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern-- ♪-♪ Stein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bern ♪-♪ Stein! ♪
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-♪ What he said, Crash and Bern ♪-♪ Stein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern-- ♪♪ Stein! ♪
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♪ Crash and Bern ♪♪ STEIN! ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern ♪-♪ Stein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern ♪-♪ Stein! ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[glass shatters]
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[chuckles]
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♪♪ [music]
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I did not expect
that car dealer to be so calm,
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especially with a name like Crazy Larry.
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And who knew they would give away
such great sandwiches?
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I didn't see any sandwiches.
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Oh, they were in the
break room fridge.
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They call this one "Kevin's, do not eat."
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[audience laughs]
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Crash, I think you just stole
someone's lunch.
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[scoffs] How could it be stealing?
It's not even a car.
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Stealing is taking anything
that's not yours.
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Oh, then we might have a problem.
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[Crash grunts and screams]
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[audience laughs]
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[grunts] Ow.
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No way. You stole all this stuff?
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Now that I know
what that word means, yes.
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[audience laughs]
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Where'd you get this traffic light?
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-[tires squealing]
-[cars crashing]
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[audience laughs]
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-Outside.
-[audience laughs]
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-What about this other stuff?
-Oh, the usual places...
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toy store, maternity ward,
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-mayor's office.
-[Wyatt] Wait.
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This is mine.
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Mine, yours, yours, mine.
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What is "mine" really?
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This. This is mine.
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It has my name on it.
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[audience laughs]
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So, it has my boogers on it.
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-Okay, you can keep it.
-[audience laughs]
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[sighs] Crash, this is bad.
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If we get caught with all this stuff,
we're dead.
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Well then,
it's a good thing I stole this.
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I know it doesn't have
your name on it, but...
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we can always drape
your booger shirt over it.
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[audience laughs]
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♪♪ [music]
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Hey, Amanda. You like what you see?
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Like it? I can't take my eyes off of it.
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Really?
I've dreamt of this moment my whole life.
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I've already started writing our vows.
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[audience laughs]
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"A recipe for marriage:
Mix two cups of love
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-and a teaspoon of understanding."
-Not you.
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[audience laughs]
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I'm talking about that phone.
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And a pinch of disappointment.
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That'll be 8,000 tickets.
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-I might be a little short.
-How short?
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About 8,000 tickets.
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How about you come back
with 6,000 tickets
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and you let me take a picture with you?
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Wow, Pesto,
you're really showing some backbone.
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I don't like it.
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[audience laughs]
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Hey, Pesto.
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Give me a pair of wax lips
and a fake tattoo.
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I'm trying to get into a PG-13 movie.
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All right.
But I should warn you they're a rip-off.
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We get those really cheap,
so our profit margin is super high.
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You sound so professional.
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Go on.
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Why don't you go
with the butterfly purse?
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Is it mature?
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It's way more mature
than our caterpillar purse.
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[audience laughs]
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Wow. I love it.
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-Does it make me look 13?
-Hmm.
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Maybe with the lips.
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[audience laughs]
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♪♪ [music]
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[Wyatt] Headphones?
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A box of rings?
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A DVD player!
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[audience laughs]
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A cotton candy machine? Epic!
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-[Crash laughs] Yeah.
-No
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-No, we have to take it back.
-All of it?
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Even the stuff I took from the Arcade?
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You stole from Pesto's prize counter?
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Please. They're asking 900 tickets
for a Whoopee cushion.
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Who's stealing from who here?
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[audience laughs]
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The Arcade is tough on shoplifters.
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You know that kid at school
with nine fingers?
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He stole from the Arcade.
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[gasps] They cut off his finger?!
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-Nah, he was just born that way.
-Oh.
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[audience laughs]
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I'm just telling you, he stole some stuff
and they called the police.
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Thanks for the warning, Bernstein.
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I can't be stuck in a prison cell.
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You know I need a toilet
with a door. [shudders]
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[audience laughs]
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We have to get the stuff back
without Pesto seeing us.
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-This calls for a reverse heist.
-No time, Bernstein.
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We should just sneak into the Arcade
and put stuff back that I stole.
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That is a reverse heist.
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Oh, good idea.
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Glad I thought of it.
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♪♪ [music]
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-Okay, here's the plan.
-Okay.
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-We sneak past Pesto...
-Uh-huh.
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...break the make-a-shot game,
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then when he goes to fix it,
we put the loot back and disappear.
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Can you speak up?
I've got a lot of wax in my ear.
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[grunting]
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-[sighs and chuckles]
-[audience laughs]
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I stole that from a crafts fair.
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Whoo. Oh, that reminds me.
I got you a dream catcher.
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-[grunting]
-[audience laughs]
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-Oh, that's not my dream.
-Oh. Oh well.
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[humming]
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Shh.
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-[clatters]
-Oh!
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Who did that?
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[audience laughs]
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Crash?
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Blech!
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Who keeps used tissues?
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Yuck. [groans]
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Come on, come on,
Come on.
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[whispers] Go, go, go, go.
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It's already broken.
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Wow, we work fast.
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Okay, it's time for plan pee.
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Uh, you mean plan "b"?
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No, plan pee--
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Pesto's got a weak bladder.
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♪♪ [music]
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Hey, Pesto,
I brought you a lemonade,
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but I couldn't remember...
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do you like the red cup...
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or the blue cup?
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Doesn't this make you feel
like you need to do something, Pesto?
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Oh yeah. I gotta go to the stock room.
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We're running low on cups.
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Crash, are you ready to go?
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Yeah, I gotta go bad.
Give me the empty cup.
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Not now.
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Put that stuff back that you took.
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Be careful.
That big frog's a video camera.
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Right.
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Whoa. You are captivating.
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Okay, here's the deal--
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I'm gonna kiss you,
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but if you turn into a prince,
I'll deny it ever happened.
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[audience laughs]
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-He's coming back.
-Hmm? Oh.
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Hey, pesto. [chuckles nervously]
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Something doesn't look right.
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[audience laughs]
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Uh, hey! Hey, buddy!
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You can't walk out wearing
those bowling shoes!
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What?
Not on my watch!
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Crash, now.
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[grunts]
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[audience laughs]
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Bernstein, I learned my lesson.
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I'll never steal again.
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[grunts]
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-Crash?
-What?
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We're just going to a movie.
I'll have her back by 11:00 p.m.
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♪♪ [music]
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♪ Kick it down on Crash and Bern ♪
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[humming]
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Hey, handsome.
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Want to help the needy?
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Sorry, I didn't hear anything
past "handsome."
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[chuckles] Well, I'm accepting donations
for the less fortunate.
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You know, it could be money
or jewelry, household items, or...
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jewelry or money.
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[grunts] I might have a few things.
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-What's in it for me?
-Karma.
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No thanks.
Karma gets stuck in my teeth.
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Karma's a wonderful thing.
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It's the idea that if you do good,
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good will come back to you.
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Ooh! Like when you eat really good Chili,
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and it comes back up later
and you get to taste it again?
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-Kind of.
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I like you. You're good people.
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-I'm Crash.
-Doris.
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Is there something you'd like to donate?
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Other than Chili.
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Oh, I might have some stuff.
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[grunts and chuckles]
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Wow!
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Oh, that'll help a lot of people.
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It'll get you a bunch of good karma.
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Oh wait.
I also have a dream catcher.
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-[grunts] Okay. Okay.
-[shudders]
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Nobody's that needy.
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[audience laughs]
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♪♪ [music]
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Hey, Bernstein, check this out.
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[grunts]
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What'd you do that for?
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Relax, nothing bad can happen to me.
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I got karma.
257
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,287
I gave back all the stuff I took.
258
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,004
-Even the cotton candy machine?!
-Yeah.
259
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,631
What were you thinking?!
260
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,961
We haven't even had any--
I mean...
261
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,763
I'm proud of you.
262
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,089
That was the right decision.
263
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,595
Yeah. I gave it all
to some old lady for charity.
264
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,062
-Hmm.
-Now I can do whatever bad stuff I want.
265
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,604
Karma!
266
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,015
-Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma!
-[audience laughs]
267
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,404
[Crash laughing]
268
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,360
-Oh! H-Hey! Ha-ha-ha~
-[laughing continues]
269
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,606
We get it. You like swords.
270
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,156
[knocking on door]
271
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,000
Wyatt's in his bedroom
272
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,709
and the weird purple thing
is in the kitchen.
273
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,591
Thanks. But first I have a counter offer.
274
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,759
I'll get you that phone for 3,000 tickets
275
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,588
and you have to be my date
for the seventh grade dance.
276
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,182
Fifty tickets, no dance,
277
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,007
but I will unblock your texts.
278
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,929
Oh! I want to say yes so bad.
279
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,270
Hey, Pesto, I made something for you.
280
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,107
Business cards!
281
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,243
Nice. "Vice president of operations
and prize tickets."
282
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,990
I'm gonna text my mom
and ask her for a raise.
283
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,618
-[beeps]
-She said no.
284
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,334
[audience laughs]
285
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,249
Pesto, could you give us a minute?
I want to talk behind your back.
286
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,828
-[audience laughs]
-Sure.
287
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,961
-You know, I miss you already.
-Get out.
288
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,669
What do you think you're doing?
289
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,387
I'm just giving him a thank-you gift.
290
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,801
Why?
291
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,433
Do you have a crush on him?
292
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,719
What?
293
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,305
A crush? That's nuts.
294
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,058
We have a business relationship.
295
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,067
Aww, it's my little sister's first crush.
296
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,820
That's so sweet.
297
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,941
And now it's over.
298
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,989
I don't need you messing up
my phone negotiation.
299
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,656
You only use Pesto for gifts.
300
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,536
I'm thinking about the big picture.
301
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,334
I'm gonna be very successful
302
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,963
and I need a trophy husband.
303
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,208
Just stay away from him.
304
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,422
-That's ridiculous.
-What do you think they're arguing about?
305
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,843
Step aside. I speak girl.
306
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,301
Let's see.
307
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,393
[girl voice] Um, I like chocolate.
308
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,100
[girl voice 2] Um, I like chocolate
more than you like chocolate.
309
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,274
[girl voice] Um, like,
I'm older than you.
310
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,598
So, like, I invented chocolate.
311
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,476
-[silly giggling girl voice]
-[silly giggling girl voice 2]
312
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,519
[giggling continues]
313
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,981
-♪♪ [music]
-[doorbell rings]
314
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:57,685
[grunts] Oh, hello, officers. Come on in.
315
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,825
Mind if we ask you a few questions?
316
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,945
Questions? Of course not.
I love questions.
317
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,366
Like, what's this for?
318
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,666
-[audience laughs]
-Give me that.
319
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,377
-[radio spherics]
-Attention all units!
320
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,511
There's an 827 in progress
at the corner of Rose and Fifth!
321
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,222
Look, pal.
322
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,135
We saw you donating some items
to a woman at the Arcade.
323
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,805
All right!
Enough of the third degree!
324
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,682
I'll talk!
I know why you're here!
325
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,637
So, you know about Doris
and her fake charities?
326
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,863
How she sells the stuff
that people donate
327
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,440
and pockets the cash?
328
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,992
Huh? [sighs] That's a relief.
329
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,160
For a second I thought you were here
to arrest me for all that stuff I stole.
330
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,568
[audience laughs]
331
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,663
Eh... Is it too late to lawyer up?
332
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,827
[audience laughs]
333
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,252
♪♪ [music]
334
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,001
♪♪ [music]
335
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,536
We're not gonna arrest you.
336
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,418
The list of stuff you stole
will help us with our investigation.
337
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,221
And you're clearly not
a criminal mastermind.
338
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,005
[audience laughs]
339
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,716
Well, I'm glad I'm off the hook.
340
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,467
I've already got a bad record.
341
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,521
It's called "Luigi's Accordion
Band Plays Slash Metal."
342
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,481
Yuck.
343
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,975
Lucky for you, we need to bust Doris.
344
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,977
Ooh, I've always wanted to go undercover.
345
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,526
How about I wear a wire
and take her down?
346
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,775
No. We do not want you to go undercover,
347
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,122
and we definitely
don't want you wearing a wire.
348
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,318
♪♪ [music]
349
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,241
They told me definitely want me
to go undercover
350
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,909
and they highly suggest
that I wear a wire.
351
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,622
[audience laughs]
352
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,504
Really? And those were real police?
353
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,961
Sure. They gave me these.
354
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,295
Cool.
355
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,010
I've always wanted to go undercover.
356
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,255
Whoa whoa whoa, Bernstein.
357
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,431
This isn't something
you just volunteer for.
358
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,430
I am a highly-trained
law enforcement professional.
359
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,273
-[handcuffs click]
-Oh, shoot.
360
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,228
[grunts]
361
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,268
Hey, uh, can you help me out here?
362
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,976
[audience laughs]
363
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,110
♪♪ [music]
364
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,652
Hey, Pesto.
I need to talk to you.
365
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,528
-Okay.
-[Cleo hushes] Shh.
366
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,203
[audience laughs]
367
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,332
Don't make this harder than it has to be.
368
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,706
I've run a cost-benefit analysis
on our relationship and...
369
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,554
the numbers just don't add up.
370
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,666
What numbers?
371
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,717
It's not you. It's me.
372
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,968
What does that mean?
My mom tells me that all the time.
373
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,505
[audience laughs]
374
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,098
It's just business. You understand.
375
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,895
No. No. I completely don't understand!
376
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,275
These are great disguises, Bernstein.
377
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,118
Yeah, who would suspect
a grandfather and his grandson?
378
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,659
Is that what we are?
379
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,155
I thought we were a really old
bowling instructor
380
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,504
and his child lawyer.
381
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,999
Okay, so what's the plan?
382
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,041
We catch Doris on tape
selling stolen stuff
383
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,630
and let the cops bust her?
384
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,511
Yep. That's the plan
the cops and I came up with
385
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,759
when you weren't in the room
to hear otherwise.
386
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,087
-Okay.
-Let's go.
387
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,805
Oh, do you have anything
to donate to the needy today?
388
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,396
No, but I might be interested
in buying a skateboard
389
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,690
for my grandson.
390
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,034
Oh.
391
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,783
Look, pops,
392
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,747
you give me 25 bucks
and I can hook you up with a new deck.
393
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,117
Sold.
394
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,460
Now hold on a minute, Sonny.
395
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,132
That seems like a lot of money
for a skateboard.
396
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,461
[audience laughs]
397
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,220
When I was a kid,
you could get a shoe shine,
398
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,679
a cup of Joe,
and a skateboard for a nickel!
399
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,176
Just pay the lady.
400
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:59,686
Hey, I'll even throw in this hat
to sweeten the deal.
401
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,360
Now that's a bargain.
402
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,904
[audience laughs]
403
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,937
[clears throat] Doris,
404
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,696
I am now paying you $25
for a skateboard and hat.
405
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,405
Why are you talking so loudly?
406
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,905
-[stammering]
-And how do you know my name?
407
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,416
Oh, a wire, huh?
408
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,213
Mission compromised. We need back-up!
409
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,840
This isn't connected to anything.
410
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,841
It's not even a real wire.
It's a lamp cord.
411
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,593
How will the police hear?
412
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,297
The police really aren't involved.
413
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,430
But we don't need them.
We're busting a crooked old lady.
414
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,643
We're gonna get a buttload of karma.
415
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,774
Oh yeah?
416
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,690
Well, first you're gonna
get a faceload of fist!
417
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,731
[gasps] Quick, Bernstein,
hit her before she gets away!
418
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,186
I'm not gonna punch a woman.
419
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,688
Oh, you're a gentleman, huh?
420
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,945
You make me sick.
421
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,195
[Crash grunts]
422
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,659
[blubbers and screams] Aah!
423
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,043
[grunting]
424
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,080
[screaming] Ooh!
425
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,922
-[blubbering and grunting]
-[Doris grunting]
426
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,181
[laughing and grunting]
427
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,257
[Crash straining]
428
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,600
-[Doris gasps]
-[audience laughs]
429
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,064
[Crash and Doris groaning and grunting]
430
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,117
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
431
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,410
[laughing]
432
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,083
[Crash laughing]
433
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,460
[Crash grunting]
434
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,514
-[Crash] Whoa! Oh!
-[beeping]
435
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,479
You are pure evil.
436
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,849
-It's on.
-Ohh.
437
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,646
[both grunting]
438
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,981
[grunts]
439
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,399
Whoa.
I did not think that was gonna work.
440
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,986
[murmurs]
441
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,278
Hey, you need to wear a vest
to go in there.
442
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,369
-What?
-Safety first.
443
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,291
-[grunts]
-Have fun!
444
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,414
Hey, come on, guys, the old lady's new,
445
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,496
but you know the rules.
446
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,043
[audience laughs]
447
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,207
-Thank you.
-[audience laughs]
448
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,514
Hey, where'd she go?
449
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,217
[screams] Whoa-ho-ho-ho! [grunting]
450
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,184
[Doris and Wyatt grunting]
451
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,309
[Crash grunting]
452
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,153
I'll save you, Bernstein!
453
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,360
[straining] Whoa!
454
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,240
-Uh...
-[Wyatt] She went that way.
455
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,319
Oh!
456
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,159
[audience laughs]
457
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,371
She's getting away!
458
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,661
No she's not, Bernstein.
Launch me.
459
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,285
Whoa!
460
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,003
-Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-[grunts]
461
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,957
[audience laughs]
462
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,051
-[Crash blubbers]
-[Doris grunts]
463
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,839
You have the right to remain silent.
464
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,093
[both laughing]
465
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,009
-Yeah.
-Yeah, now that's what I call karma.
466
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,095
-High-five.
-Face slam! [grunts]
467
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,393
[laughing]
468
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,812
♪♪ [music]
469
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,596
[laughs] Wow, what a fight.
470
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,308
We risked our lives
and brought down a wanted criminal
471
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,557
with our bare hands.
472
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,608
Wait till everyone
at school hears about it.
473
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,033
Yeah. We really beat
the dust out of that old lady.
474
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,031
-[laughing]
-Okay, but when we tell the story,
475
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,953
let's leave out the part
of it being an old lady.
476
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,946
I'm proud of you for giving back
all the stuff you swiped.
477
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:43,874
Yeah.
478
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,752
Some day, you'll be able
to buy whatever you want.
479
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,080
You just have
to start making your own money.
480
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,084
[scoffs] Way ahead of you, Bernstein.
481
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,091
I'm making money as we speak.
482
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,457
[Crash, humming]
483
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,633
[Crash laughing]
484
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,047
"In Crash we trust"?
485
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,644
On the other side is my butt.
486
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,549
-[laughing]
-[audience laughs]
487
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,637
Wow.
488
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,055
[rock music playing]
489
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,975
I love the wind whipping
through my fleece!
490
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,073
It makes me feel alive.
491
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,189
You know what I'm talking about,
right, baby?
492
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:17,940
[audience laughs]
493
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,488
Ah, you don't have to say anything.
494
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,112
Just sit there and look pretty.
495
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,318
Speed bump!
496
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,487
Whoa! [laughing]
497
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,204
No! Princess Glitter!
498
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,124
[screaming] Noooo!
499
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,919
-Oh well.
-[audience laughs]
500
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,497
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
501
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,920
♪ Bass, bass ♪
502
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,104
♪ What? ♪
503
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,056
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
504
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,232
♪ Crash and BernTear it up, dude ♪
505
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,902
♪ Good call ♪
506
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,020
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
507
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,187
♪ I said Stein ♪
508
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,525
♪ What he said ♪
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