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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,966 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL PRODUCTION 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,428 ["yup!" by Yung Gravy plays] 3 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,816 DON'T TALK, ACT 4 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,609 [alarm ringing] 5 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,278 [in English] ♪ Light the blunts up... ♪ 6 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,738 COME ON, CHAMP 7:15 A.M. 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,615 [in English] ♪ Gravy getting buck Every time I get up in it, ay ♪ 8 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,533 ♪ Always pull up... ♪ 9 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:36,077 [in Spanish] Today is your day to triumph. 10 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,890 [in English] ♪ Your bitch say what's up ♪ 11 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,291 ♪ Ay, she trying to get it ♪ 12 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:44,669 ♪ Gravy, let me fuck Ooh, I'll consider it ♪ 13 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,922 ♪ I ain't bust a nut In the last thirty minutes ♪ 14 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:51,217 ♪ So I say yup, baby girl I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it, baby ♪ 15 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,781 ♪ Don't you fuck with me, buddy You could meet the Fockers... ♪ 16 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,513 ...not enough to give people a voice. 17 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,183 We need to make sure people aren't using it to harm other people 18 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,559 or to spread misinformation. 19 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,438 ♪ Gravy piped your mom again Wow, what a shocker ♪ 20 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,024 ♪ Hannah Montana I got the juice, I got the Fanta ♪ 21 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,484 ♪ I got the juice like a banana ♪ 22 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,152 ♪ I got the juice like Tropicana ♪ 23 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,071 ♪ I make gas, I got gelato... ♪ 24 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,198 Come on, come on! 25 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,534 ♪ I'm trying to pull up on Nelly Furtado And them I'ma smash ♪ 26 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,911 ♪ Gravy got your puta ♪ 27 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,287 [farts loudly] 28 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,706 ♪ She sittin' in my Jacuzzi ♪ 29 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,209 ♪ I think I need a few more ♪ 30 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,002 [cheeks popping] 31 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,672 ♪ If you got the Henny, pour it up When I walk in the building ♪ 32 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,549 - ♪ Gravy getting buck ♪ - Mm-mmm! 33 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,010 ♪ Every time I get up in it Always pull up... ♪ 34 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,888 [in Spanish] I'm leaving. I've got some cool projects. 35 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,848 - Really? - Tell you more later. You? 36 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,226 - I'm meeting some clients. - Cool. Hold on. 37 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,520 - What's up? - An eyelash. 38 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,896 - Thanks. - Let's kill it! 39 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,899 - Love you, bye! - You too, man. 40 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,109 - Bye! - That's it! 41 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,904 [in English] ♪ I'ma hit it, baby Yup, she said yup ♪ 42 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,155 ♪ I said yup, I pull up ♪ 43 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,406 ♪ I clap, yup... ♪ 44 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,866 [horn honking] 45 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,327 ♪ And if that bitch Can clip her seat belt ♪ 46 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,870 - [door closes] - [screams] 47 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,123 [in Spanish] What the fuck? 48 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,999 Come on, man. 49 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,293 You can't do that. 50 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,004 - Didn't you have things to do? - I prefer to... 51 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,423 - Didn't you have... - I had to... 52 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,259 My clients canceled last minute. 53 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,971 Sit down. I'm watching a cool documentary. 54 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:19,722 Really cool. 55 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,517 [man on TV] We're rewarded by hearts, likes, followers, 56 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,727 and we conflate that with value and truth. 57 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,022 We were naive about the consequences of social media. 58 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,860 New generations are growing up more anxious, more depressed. 59 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,696 We created a monster and we have to stop it. 60 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,156 What are we doing? 61 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,077 - What? - I came to the big city with big hopes. 62 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,161 Now look at me. 63 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,622 [sighs] 64 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,169 You seem fine, man. 65 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:56,968 When I started my company, 66 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,429 people laughed because I was just a kid. 67 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,223 Still, I left school to pursue my dream 68 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,309 of making edible containers. 69 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,312 Today, my business is valued at 70 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,564 ten million pesos. 71 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:10,732 [applause] 72 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,859 And what have you done? 73 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:15,820 [snorts] 74 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,947 Bummer. 75 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,117 - Damn. - Mmm. 76 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,411 At 12 he's achieved more than us at 28. 77 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,787 - Thirty. - What? 78 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,914 We're 30, dude. 79 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,708 Fuck, you're right. 80 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:32,462 Childhood used to be about learning how not to piss the bed. 81 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,088 How to ride a pony. 82 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,174 - How to escape the priest. - [chiming] 83 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,178 I just got invited by Cano to the startup mixer. 84 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,847 - Invite your girlfriend. - We need to network. 85 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,892 When are you going to realize that I don't network? 86 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,353 He's the Mark Cuban of Mexico. 87 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:52,482 - He has an investment fund. - You're going to pitch your idiotic ideas, 88 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,652 - like an app to tell if a melon's fresh? - They beat us to it. 89 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,947 Melon-Meter, available on iPhone and Android. 200,000 downloads. 90 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,823 - Wow. - That sucks. 91 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,703 - Dude... - What? 92 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,248 The last time we did this, you got upset. 93 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,124 - What? - You got upset. 94 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,544 - We made a lot of contacts. - It bothers you when others do well. 95 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,258 Fine, but at least I don't have 96 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,886 a superiority complex disguised as not giving a fuck. 97 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,514 OK, man. 98 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,474 I just want us to be a success. 99 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:30,311 The only thing I want is to live in Cadaqués, in Catalonia, 100 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,647 read Gaudí's biography, and drink espresso. 101 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,817 What? [in Catalan] I'm learning Catalan. 102 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,902 [in Spanish] No, dude. 103 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,487 - [phone chimes] - Right. 104 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,781 We're having dinner with your folks tonight. 105 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,950 Why are you texting with my parents? 106 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,285 - They're awesome. - They suck. 107 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:49,539 A proper meal would do you well instead of eating instant noodles. 108 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,082 That shit causes cancer. 109 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,251 I'm surprised by you. 110 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,211 [microwave beeps] 111 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:00,967 All right. 112 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,428 I haven't had noodles for a while. 113 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,722 Please don't judge me. 114 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,932 Money is tight. 115 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,768 Capitalism is killing us all. 116 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,688 You need money to be vegetarian. 117 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:18,484 - [pulsing EDM] - Imagine you're in Tulum. 118 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,445 You're ripped. 119 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,697 You're gorgeous. 120 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:26,659 Rise above the haters. Let's give love. 121 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,954 Let's shine, because we are here to give love. 122 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,373 Let the bike make love to you. 123 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,459 Come on, my fatty. Tulum. 124 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,836 [in English] Hey, #noexcuses. 125 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,171 #Ilovemylife. 126 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,797 #fistbump. 127 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,799 [in Spanish] You're at the beach. 128 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,259 You're gorgeous. 129 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,178 I want to see your butts up. 130 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,722 And one and two! 131 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:52,310 Caress your butt. I want to see your rectal selfie. 132 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,311 Yes, breathe. 133 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,480 I like it! That's it! 134 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,565 What's wrong? A little more. 135 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,192 Up. Down. 136 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,779 That's it! I weighed 130 fucking kilograms! 137 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,032 Now look at me! Now look at me! Now look at me! 138 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,617 What a great butt! 139 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,578 I have your bill. 140 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,873 It's 3,000 plus the personal trainer. 141 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,296 [card reader beeping] 142 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,048 [grunts] 143 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,217 It didn't work. Do you have another one? 144 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,929 [beeping] 145 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:30,847 I don't know. 146 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,226 Can I pay with points? 147 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,144 With what? 148 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,355 How embarrassing. In front of everyone. 149 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,024 The bills for the apartment added up. 150 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,319 Keep supporting that mooch? He doesn't share your goals. 151 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:48,616 Babe. 152 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,743 [indie pop music playing] 153 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,165 Hello. 154 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:01,421 I was wondering if you've looked at my job application. 155 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,797 What's your order? 156 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,340 Uh, OK... 157 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,926 The coffee of the day. 158 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,009 That's 120. 159 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:16,102 Are you on the waiting list? 160 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,312 No, but I left my resume. 161 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,148 - And I... - [barista laughing] 162 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,149 Borealis. 163 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,402 They said I needed a resume. 164 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,820 They never said... 165 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:29,657 Put your name here. This is the waiting list for the waiting list. 166 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,951 Why not have one long waiting list? 167 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,205 Thanks. 168 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,420 Excuse me. This is watery and over-extracted. 169 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:45,882 I would have ground it much finer. The roast is burned. 170 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,135 No, it's a Chiapas natural. Triple extracted. 171 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,344 It tastes like wood. 172 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,597 It's not fruity, considering it's natural. 173 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,141 Tell your supplier. It's not all your fault. 174 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,642 Next, please. 175 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,061 Hello. 176 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,939 Bitcoin was revolutionary. It created digital scarcity. 177 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,733 Like gold, it's finite. 178 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,736 They were using it to buy drugs or to traffic organs. 179 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,571 No, it's all regulated now. 180 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,323 - Carlos. - Hello. 181 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:11,949 - Sorry. - Charlie. 182 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,160 [Carlos] Sorry, we were filming. 183 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,079 - What are you filming? - His son opening toys. 184 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,499 Unboxing. Sweet gig. 185 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,542 - Right? - Yeah. 186 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,004 Rocco must have a blast with all those toys. 187 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,924 The lady from ToyCity only lends them to me for a bit. 188 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,135 My dad will give me a Lego set at 100,000 subscribers. 189 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,762 Yeah. Almost. 190 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,306 We're growing our audience. 191 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:36,389 Sure. 192 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,226 How's it going? 193 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,480 Great. We're very happy. We're working on various projects. 194 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,774 Are you over the desire to make coffee? 195 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,651 No, it's not making coffee. 196 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,778 Being a barista is an art, Dad. 197 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,073 - Why don't you get a normal job? - OK. 198 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,450 My friends post their kids' accomplishments 199 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,785 on Facebook every day. 200 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,328 - Manú Montoya... - Yeah. 201 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:58,913 ...is a lawyer at Pfizer. 202 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,707 Pili Bracho is at Deutsche Bank. 203 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,086 And you, making hearts in cappuccinos. 204 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:10,007 You work for a bakery that causes most of the country's diabetes. 205 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,342 You're part of the problem. 206 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:15,012 The world isn't made of dreams and nonsense. 207 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,764 A man needs to work... 208 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,684 Who says that a man needs to work? 209 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,353 That is a neoliberal way to control the masses. 210 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,981 Money is an imaginary concept. 211 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,567 That's why Mom gives you money. 212 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,568 [spluttering] 213 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,778 - [Blas's dad] How convenient. - Well... 214 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,325 The rice is delicious. 215 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:37,910 Like always. 216 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,870 [Blas's mom] I'm glad you like it. 217 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,455 [pulsing electronic music] 218 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,379 Your dad is right. You'll starve as a barista. 219 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,756 At least I'll be happy. 220 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,049 Polo Ríos. 221 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,388 Forget about that nonsense. We're going to start a business. 222 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,639 Come in. 223 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,723 Thanks. 224 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,606 This is the type of place we need to be at. 225 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,317 I bought half of Isla Holbox. So, what's the problem? 226 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,736 It's sinking and all, but there are no animals. 227 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,280 I'm thinking of bringing animals to Holbox. 228 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,865 Like Jurassic Park. 229 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,408 But no dinosaurs. 230 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,744 Giraffes, tigers, crocodiles, hippos... 231 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:20,827 Cano! 232 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,497 - What's up? - Polo! 233 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,957 [laughing] 234 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,584 How are you? 235 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,753 Killing it, like always. 236 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:32,214 And you? Did you lose weight? What did you do? 237 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,383 Keto and spinning class. 238 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,552 And a little gastric bypass. 239 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,637 Blas. 240 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,930 As pale and sarcastic as always. 241 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,932 Are you still being austere? 242 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:42,892 A minimalist. 243 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,560 Cool. What are you up to? 244 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,938 We're working on some projects that are very disruptive. 245 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,941 - That's not true. - I always knew you'd get far. 246 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:55,738 - We actually have some ideas. - I love ideas. 247 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,076 I'm the type of guy that loves ideas, but right now, I have to... 248 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,037 Tell my secretary and she'll tell me, OK? 249 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,122 Keep having a great time. 250 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,832 You're so skinny, dude! 251 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,044 - Hello, I... - Excuse me. 252 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,798 Let's get some drinks. 253 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,802 - Good evening. - Hello. 254 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,512 Carajillo, please. 255 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,347 - A light beer, please. - Sure. 256 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,265 With a little mineral water. 257 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,350 Hmm? 258 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,519 Sandra thinks I've gained weight. 259 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:30,106 You've lost 90 kilos. You survived the war with gluten. 260 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,150 You're an example for the fat community that defends itself 261 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,487 from the deluge of sugary products made by transnational companies 262 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,781 that don't care about you or public health. 263 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,323 Accept yourself. 264 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,537 What is this? 265 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,373 Mr. Cano's special edition of Esprezzo. 266 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,999 - Shit in my mouth. - What? 267 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,585 He drank formula as a baby. Two mezcals. 268 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,964 Sorry, it's clinical. 269 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,757 Thanks. 270 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,841 [both] Cheers. 271 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,473 - No way, there's a ping-pong room. - Where? 272 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,058 [Blas] I don't see a table. 273 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,685 [Polo] Ping-pong's a saying. 274 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,895 I bounce an idea back and forth. 275 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,690 You're so embarrassing. 276 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,775 - Why? It's a saying. - Sure. 277 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,902 Aderales? 278 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,156 No way! 279 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,658 [Aderales exclaiming] 280 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,660 It's so good to see you. 281 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,621 Blas, you're so small. How cute. 282 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,832 Drug dealing is going well for you. 283 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,960 Wow. They're not drugs, man. 284 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,296 They're nootropics. 285 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,758 Armodafinil, dextro, stimulants for productivity. 286 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,718 None of this recreational shit. 287 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,595 - OK. - Sure. 288 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,139 You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you. 289 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,391 Imagine Bradley Cooper in Limitless 290 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,019 combined with Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind 291 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,023 and Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley happening microscopically 292 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,068 in Stephen Hawking's semen, inside Carl Sagan's uterus. 293 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,112 It's Ukrainian Ritalin. 294 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,407 I've heard of this. It's banned in a lot of places. 295 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,992 Elon Musk invented Tesla on this. 296 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,620 And the cybertruck and flamethrower. 297 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,206 I know because Elon is my friend and client. 298 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,333 Do you have my app? 299 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,835 Download my app. Here. 300 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,962 I accept bitcoin, ethereum. 301 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,131 Aders. Not the peso, that's tacky. 302 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,716 What is Aders? 303 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,802 My cryptocurrency. 304 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,721 Aderales. Aders. What is your cryptocurrency called? 305 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,555 [Blas whistles] 306 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,813 Hey! These guys don't have their own cryptocurrency. 307 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,564 [all laughing] 308 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,651 That's OK. Not everyone does. 309 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,528 Just everyone here. 310 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,529 Cheers. 311 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,030 [Polo] No way, man. 312 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,615 Even Aderales has an app. 313 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,536 He's an idiot. He tattooed the barcode on his neck. 314 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,788 - That's 100% brand confidence. - No. 315 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,374 - We could learn something from him. - No. 316 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,126 [Polo] They're all ahead. 317 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,419 [Blas] Don't start. 318 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,297 Everybody is doing something. 319 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,342 - All right. - We haven't done anything. We're losers. 320 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,052 Polo, no! 321 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,013 - What are you doing? - We're 30. 322 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,725 I don't know what to do with my life. I have a gray hair on my balls. 323 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,893 Calm down. 324 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,478 I live with diarrhea. 325 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,189 - We all have gray hair and diarrhea. - What do I do? 326 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,275 Everybody in this country has diarrhea. 327 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,694 [Blas] He's going to puke! 328 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,904 Watch out, watch out, watch out! Sorry! 329 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,782 What will Grandma say if I go back to Querétaro broken? 330 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,826 You're not going back, relax. 331 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,412 We don't have any revenue. I'm losing my hair. 332 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,622 You're not losing your hair, relax. 333 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,709 What will make you feel better? 334 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,794 - Swear we'll be successful. - I swear. 335 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,838 - Swear. - I swear. 336 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,715 - You can do this. - OK. 337 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,133 Come on! 338 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,759 - You're the shit. - Yeah. 339 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:51,056 Let's come together, please. 340 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,476 Networking and all that is good, but we are a community. 341 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,186 How are we going to unite? 342 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,564 We're going to get shitfaced! 343 00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,648 [all whoop] 344 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,693 Get your phones out quickly. 345 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,030 We're going to Google our names or our artistic names. 346 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,741 - Really? - You said you'd do anything. 347 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,577 Raise your hand if there are fewer than 10,000 hits. 348 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,745 Drink! Drink! 349 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,331 Drink! Drink! Drink! 350 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:20,169 [repeating] Shots! Shots! Shots! 351 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,380 Raise your hand if you're not verified on Instagram. 352 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,426 [Cano repeating] Shots! Shots! 353 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,929 Who doesn't have a picture with Bill Gates? 354 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,931 Who would have that? 355 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,307 I tried. 356 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,726 Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 357 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:39,063 [repeating] Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 358 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,776 Sell me the pen. You wanted to ping-pong, 359 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,195 It's very elegant. 360 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,738 It's a Mont Blanc. 361 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:48,697 Take a shot. 362 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,158 [crowd chanting] Shots! Shots! 363 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,746 [chanting continues] 364 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,373 [crowd whooping] 365 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,127 I'm an idiot. Kill me, please. I fucked it up. 366 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,880 I fucked it all up. 367 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,464 Come on. 368 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,343 You don't need that idiot to make it. 369 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,303 - Why'd we study marketing? - I don't know. 370 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,514 - What a bullshit degree. - That doesn't matter. 371 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,349 How hard can it be to get money? 372 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,729 - Are we ping-ponging? - No, man. 373 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,316 - We're ping-ponging. - No, we're not. 374 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,944 I love the initiative. That's what we need. 375 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,862 - Polo, please. - Write this down. 376 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,072 Do you have a pen? 377 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,574 - What do people like? - I don't know. Vacations? 378 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,618 Airbnb, Tripadvisor, Lonely Planet. 379 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,662 Hospitality is very saturated. 380 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,871 OK, then sex. 381 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,291 Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, Match, Badoo... Should I go on? 382 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,585 Nature, pets. 383 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,547 - Good causes. - OK, maybe. 384 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,549 - Slides. - We're getting there. 385 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:52,761 An app that finds the closest slide! Genius! 386 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,139 Look at your digital guru friends. 387 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:59,893 They crave attention. They like to think they're great people. 388 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,647 Statues, attention, relevance. That's great. 389 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:07,526 I wouldn't give up on the slides. That sounds good. 390 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,154 Good morning, fatty! 391 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,908 [door slams] 392 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,036 [Polo, Blas groan] 393 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,119 [Polo] Hi, babe. 394 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,704 Seriously? 395 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:21,956 Ew. 396 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,960 You smell like vomit and tequila. Gross. 397 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,838 - [Blas] Cappuccino? - [Polo] You'd make my day. 398 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,883 - Babe. - I'll change. 399 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,843 - You were drinking? Really? - No. 400 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,054 You're disgusting. 401 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,221 Have some self-love. 402 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,474 - Do you do anything? - No. 403 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,059 We won't make it. 404 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,479 - Babe. - What? 405 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,522 Maybe put on something looser? 406 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,357 That doesn't fit you yet. 407 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,651 Right. 408 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,571 It fits him. 409 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,240 Not yet. 410 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,784 - Yes, it does. - No. 411 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,619 - It fits. - No, it doesn't. 412 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,165 [Polo] Let's go. 413 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,834 [Polo] Thank you. 414 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,461 What are we doing? 415 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,589 Running this morning. Then seaweed therapy. 416 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,007 Then belly injections. 417 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,134 I know it hurts, but it's good for you. 418 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,810 Let's go, fatty. 419 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,186 [watch trills] 420 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,857 BANKROLLED 421 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,442 - Come on. - [Polo] I'm coming. 422 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,030 You won't believe what happened. There's a video on Bankrolled. 423 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,281 - What? - I'll explain. 424 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,369 SignNow is a platform for social impact 425 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,788 that will revolutionize how you sign petitions. 426 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:46,500 Save the gorillas, say bye to bullying, fight poverty, 427 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,043 all with one click. 428 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,629 Signing petitions has never been so fun. 429 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,048 Play, collect trophies and emojis, and have fun. 430 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,968 All of your friends will know what you sign. 431 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,803 By playing, you'll get points. 432 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,264 Show everyone who signs the most. 433 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,599 Support and fund SignNow. 434 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,017 SIGNNOW 435 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,936 What the fuck is this? 436 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,355 Parallel universe. That's the only explanation. 437 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,065 Don't start. 438 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,235 Then tell me, when did we make this? 439 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,073 I wouldn't give up on the slides. 440 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,701 It's not a bad idea. 441 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,661 - Not bad. - Not a bad idea. 442 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,289 - We're going to kill it. - That's right. 443 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,332 - Fucking right. - We're going to kill it. 444 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,418 [distorted audio] 445 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,213 You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you. 446 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,008 [Polo] I've heard about this. It's banned in a lot of places. 447 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,593 Elon Musk invented Tesla on this. 448 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,886 It's Ukrainian Ritalin. 449 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,847 [pounding EDM music plays] 450 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,438 If we can make the sneakers from Back to the Future... 451 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,982 - That's idiotic. - There are no idiotic ideas. 452 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,027 - The idea is to... - OK. 453 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,112 - An anti-fart diaper. - A diaper. 454 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,698 - A joint holder. - Plant locators? 455 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,200 - No. - No, no, no, no, no. 456 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,244 - Did it hit you? - No. 457 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,379 - Fucking Aderales. - [distorted squeaking] 458 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,672 BRAIN STORM 459 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,681 [distorted] Stimulants for productivity. Nothing recreational. 460 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,120 [pulsing EDM continues playing] 461 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,135 [both giggling, cackling] 462 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,687 What the hell are we... 463 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,481 This is the most idiotic thing we've ever done. 464 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,566 Hold on, it's not bad. 465 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,109 Yes, it's bad. 466 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:18,986 No. 467 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,530 We're obviously being sarcastic. 468 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,199 - Then why's it already 12% funded? - Clicktivism. 469 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,412 It's the stupidest form of social justice. 470 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,706 - You lack imagination. - No. 471 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,001 It's a starting point. A lot of startups begin like this. 472 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,336 - They pivot later. - I don't want to start a startup. 473 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,338 The word startup makes me anxious. 474 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,633 Someone just gave 50,000 pesos. 475 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,969 - Really? - Yeah. 476 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,225 Some people wait for an opportunity like this. 477 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,185 - Don't you think it means something? - Yes. 478 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,521 That we were drunk, high, and desperate. 479 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,065 This is what we need for our personal brands. 480 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,193 I want to enjoy what little time I have in this world. 481 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,738 Which doesn't matter, because this is all a simulation. 482 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,199 - You need to stay off of Reddit. - [Blas groans] 483 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,368 We have no idea how to make an app. 484 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,954 You and I, quickly. Jobs-Wozniak. 485 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,998 I don't want to rush... Who is who? 486 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,460 - I'm the face, you're the brains. - I've never programmed anything. 487 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:19,087 You're very creative. You can pull this off. 488 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,548 Mixing friendship and work is not cool. 489 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,009 We live together. We're basically married. 490 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,260 - No, we're not. - Basically. 491 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,386 What could go wrong? 492 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,181 I don't feel comfortable using other people's money. 493 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,975 Want to get your dad off your back? 494 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,897 [hip electronic music plays] 495 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:46,615 [man] Tell them I won't travel if it's not in first class. 496 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:50,160 I want to try veganism. Switch out the fridge. Leave the M&Ms. 497 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,411 OK, guys. 498 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:56,208 The landing page of Bankrolled is dead. 499 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,418 What's going on, what's going on? 500 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,170 Give me ideas. Shoot. 501 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,463 Paleo snacks. 502 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,925 Sponsored by Bárbara de Regil. That's all she eats. 503 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,134 No. 504 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,471 - Shoot. - A dating app for people on keto. 505 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,431 - It's called "Ketinder." - Next. 506 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,516 Tell me. 507 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,643 Crowdfunding is so 2015. 508 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,686 Mayte, less negativity. 509 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,148 Crowdfunding is the new economy. 510 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,902 I don't know if you realized, but you work for a crowdfunding platform. 511 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,362 [in English] Juice me. 512 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,839 - [in Spanish] Go on. - Don't start. 513 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,615 - Tell him. - [man] Nat. 514 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:30,909 Something to say? 515 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,494 [clearing throat] 516 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,787 No. 517 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,664 Tell me everything. 518 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,292 There are two guys starting a project. 519 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,252 Yeah? 520 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,838 It's a platform for petition signing, 521 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,840 but also a social network. 522 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:48,427 And it's a game, where you connect dots and win points. 523 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,514 You're saying there is an app that combines 524 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,101 Change.org, with Facebook, with Candy Crush? 525 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,187 Yes, that's basically SignNow. Sorry, how stupid... 526 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,022 [sarcastically] Revolutionary. 527 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:02,899 I love it. 528 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,943 That's what we needed. 529 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,069 He loves it. 530 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,322 Compassionate, commercial, and fun. 531 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,408 That's what people want. 532 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,327 Can you do it or should they? 533 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,830 - We can do it. - Of course she can. 534 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,498 100%, I can do it. 535 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:22,002 That's it, cancel all other projects. 536 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,588 We're giving all of our support to this. 537 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,548 Not all of our support, maybe... 538 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,091 - Nat. - Yes. 539 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,968 There is no margin for error. 540 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,971 - Bankrolled is in your hands. Bye. - No... 541 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,764 Gus, this is very... 542 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,142 If this doesn't give Bankrolled a boost, 543 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,853 there will be bankruptcy and mass lay-offs. 544 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:41,813 - No more juice guy. - Not Sergio. 545 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,816 No more juice guy. And I promised him a Tesla. 546 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,360 - [in English] No pressure. - OK. 547 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,279 [Gus, in Spanish] Susy, Karen, let's go! 548 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,032 He loved it. 549 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:55,118 - You're the shit! - No. 550 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,202 What? 551 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,538 You don't understand. 552 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,457 I can't breathe or think. 553 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,708 My vision is blurry. 554 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,128 - I don't have time. - It hasn't even been a minute. 555 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,672 - It's your fault, Mayte. - Calm down. 556 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,382 I can't take on so much. 557 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,344 It's like submerging your head in something... 558 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,513 I just can't... 559 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,600 This is the opportunity you wanted to move up. Get excited. 560 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,727 I... I'm very excited, Mayte. 561 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,103 Clearly. 562 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:26,775 Gus said the future of the company depends on me. I can't fuck up. 563 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,528 - Breathe. - I'm breathing. 564 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,154 - You're hysterical. - No, no. 565 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:35,242 I'm fine. I feel calm and in control. 566 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,702 [exhales] Perfect. Let's breathe. 567 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,162 - [computer chimes] - Come on. 568 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,414 [computer] Breathe with your heart 569 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:45,168 and leave behind all of the anxiety caused by uncertainty. 570 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,670 That shit doesn't work. 571 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,346 Hello. We have a meeting with Natalia Quintana. 572 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:58,491 - [receptionist] One moment. - Hey, Motivation Nation. 573 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,392 We're streaming live from... 574 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,894 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 575 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,939 As an influencer, I have to constantly create content. 576 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,607 A story, then a post. 577 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,651 - Or just buy followers. - Wow. 578 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,571 [whispers] You don't buy followers. 579 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,574 Do you know how many followers die in India? 580 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,533 What? 581 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:19,661 They make thousands of kids follow accounts like yours 582 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,580 in an unventilated warehouse. 583 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,823 They faint three times a day. 584 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,457 How would you know that? 585 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,042 I read. 586 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:29,087 Hello, how are you? I'm Natalia Quintana. 587 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,797 Thanks for coming. 588 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,925 Do you want coffee, tea, matcha? Natural matcha? Organic matcha? 589 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,136 We can validate your parking. 590 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:39,097 Maybe no one offered to validate your parking yet. 591 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,933 - [Mayte clearing throat] - Never mind. Come in, please. 592 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,476 - This way. - Sure. 593 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,437 Look, they have pool. 594 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,150 I'm excited to work with people that are so professional... 595 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,777 - Thank you. Sit down. - ...and innovative. 596 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:53,903 Thanks for coming. 597 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,240 Especially because of all the recent fiascoes and scams 598 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,993 that have fucked the platform's image. 599 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,286 Look at this. 600 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,830 This ended up being a campaign for a cartel. 601 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,457 Thanks, Bankrolled. 602 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,459 [guns firing] 603 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,421 And these were VR headsets that exploded. 604 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,214 - They didn't explode. - They did. 605 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,427 - Seaweed! I love how it... - Crunches? 606 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:18,928 - I love it. - [Nat] Really? 607 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,765 - It's fun and... - Exactly. 608 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,516 - It's like... - [overlapping chatter] 609 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,810 - Yes. - [Polo, Nat laugh] 610 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:29,230 Tell me, what step are you at? 611 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,942 It's going very well. We're happy to work with you. 612 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,445 - It's moving forward super well. - Great. 613 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:38,490 I looked you up on LinkedIn 614 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:41,159 and I couldn't find you. 615 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:42,786 It's under construction. 616 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,163 I hate social media. 617 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,125 He hates it right now because he's so immersed in the project. 618 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,002 His commitment is admirable. 619 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,589 Good, then you can have a demo ready in three weeks? 620 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,051 - There's no way... - That we won't. You can count on it. 621 00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,761 [laughs] Perfect. 622 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,847 That's the level of commitment that we need, 623 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,058 because that's what we are like. 624 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,602 We're going to get along great, right? 625 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,063 - Obviously. - [Blas] No need to say more. 626 00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:11,856 - Cheers. - [Nat laughs] 627 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,942 - I just... - love it. 628 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,778 [cheerful voice] Bankrolled, your crowdfunding platform, 629 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,156 is proud to present SignNow. 630 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,326 This fun and revolutionary app 631 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,328 will help you change the world. 632 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,621 SAY YES TO PET ADOPTION! 633 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,331 Sign petitions while you play. 634 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,292 Get likes with every signature and gain followers. 635 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,210 SIGN HERE! 636 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,670 The more likes you get, 637 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:36,047 the more people will know that you're an awesome person. 638 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,382 SIGN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! 639 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:39,384 We're almost at our goal. 640 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:40,468 Don't be left out. 641 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,389 Be part of the revolution that will make the world better. 642 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:47,225 Play, sign, and like to change the world. 643 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,393 It's incredible. 644 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,353 If only I had words. 645 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,647 They're here. 646 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,316 SignNow in the house! 647 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,901 Let's hug. 648 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,361 Congratulations. 649 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,613 [in English] My homie from another mami. 650 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,532 Proud mama. Proud mama. 651 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:06,828 [in Spanish] Something to drink? We have moon juice, straight from LA. 652 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,038 - That sounds great. - Perfect. 653 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,415 - Nat? - Gus. 654 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,793 - Right. - Do the honors, thanks. 655 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,336 [Nat] Hello, everyone. 656 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,298 We are very excited to finally share 657 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,301 our baby with you all. 658 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:25,764 Polo, Blas, and SignNow. Applause please. 659 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:32,437 - Go up. - I'm fine, Dad. 660 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,856 [Blas] I'm good. 661 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,777 - I don't like it. - Don't make problems. 662 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,155 Think about this: human beings 663 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:45,700 are the only charitable species on this planet. 664 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,494 That's why 665 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:50,622 we should entertain ourselves while we're at it. 666 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:51,790 Don't you think? 667 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,042 - Yes! - [all] Yes! 668 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,878 Help me inspire the world with SignNow. 669 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,631 Signing for a better future. Thanks. 670 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,714 Wow! 671 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,968 SIGNNOW, 100% OF $2,000,000 672 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,804 That's it! 673 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:08,431 ["Honey" by Beam (MX) plays] 674 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:09,933 [applause] 675 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,144 [rapping in Spanish] 676 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,358 We did it, man. 677 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:21,945 ♪ Bitch, I'm at Rodeo Drive I chase the bag on Louis Vuitton shoes ♪ 678 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:24,197 ♪ Hey, you ain't shit to me I ain't shit to you ♪ 679 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,032 ♪ Don't try to tell me what to do, hey ♪ 680 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,201 ♪ Out for the summer I ain't coming back... ♪ 681 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,912 [rapping in Spanish] 682 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,457 Two million. 683 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,293 I don't know. I just don't feel comfortable. 684 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,670 The money isn't ours. 685 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:41,589 We found a need in society. We're pioneers. 686 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,550 We're not pioneers, we got lucky. 687 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,635 This is just the start. 688 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,971 - As CEO... - Whoa. 689 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,640 You auto-named yourself CEO? 690 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:51,808 Shoes. 691 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,475 Wow. 692 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,770 The DNA of a CEO 693 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,649 - is charisma, leadership, and empathy. - Yeah. 694 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,734 You can't be friends with a Jehova. 695 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,736 SignNow? We've been waiting. 696 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,446 - Welcome to YouthBank. - [Polo] Thanks. 697 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,530 Hi, how are you? 698 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,409 What's up? 699 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,831 As you can see, we're a bank specializing in startups. 700 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,375 We don't have lines or stress like banks. 701 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:18,835 [Polo] I feel good. 702 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,129 Can I offer you ginger tea? 703 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,089 Sure. Is it free? 704 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,008 It's complimentary. 705 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,091 OK. 706 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,512 Our services are based on donations or "donnies." 707 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,140 - That sounds like commission. - Blas. 708 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,766 No, it's the contrary. 709 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,602 It's a donnie. 710 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,145 It's voluntary. 711 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,396 Not exactly. 712 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,899 Then it's a commission. 713 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:41,900 It's a donnie. 714 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,067 Blas! A donnie. 715 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,151 It's a donnie. 716 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:45,778 It's... 717 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:49,866 [headset chiming electronically] 718 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,329 Very well. 719 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:59,208 Blas, please sing to set up your account password. 720 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,209 - What? - Sing. 721 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,420 No, I'm not going to sing. 722 00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:05,131 Then you'll have to use a boring numeric code. 723 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,883 - OK. - Polo. 724 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,514 [singing refrain from "Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas"] 725 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:23,900 Marvelous. 726 00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:24,983 I hate you. 727 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:27,278 Welcome to the YouthBank family. 728 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,030 Use your funds responsibly. 729 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,823 Thanks. 730 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,870 - Can I have a tea to go? - No. 731 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,330 It's just for here. 732 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,254 SIGNNOW 733 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,675 This will be standard in five years. 734 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,135 Like this, blood flows to the brain. 735 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,512 [grunts] 736 00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,347 What are you doing? 737 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,516 Having a morning beer. 738 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,894 No, no, no. This isn't a beer garden. You're setting a bad example. 739 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,979 Let me show you. 740 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,650 These are the best programmers in Mexico. 741 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:07,026 They weren't cheap. 742 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:09,737 WIFI programmed Call of Duty. 743 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:14,951 TRX hacked Kanye West's twitter account and wrote, "Fuck whoever reads this." 744 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:18,538 Molécula has an awesome programmer look. 745 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,374 OK. 746 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,459 What's that? What did we agree on? 747 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:27,463 No more hallucinogenic gnocchi or peyote smoothies. 748 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,298 Are we in a jail? 749 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,591 I love this place! 750 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,511 Polo Ríos, I love this place! 751 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,221 Aderales is joining us. 752 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,304 Why? 753 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:37,639 Hey! 754 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,309 - Gratitude. - [in English] Respect, my friend. 755 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,270 Respect, my brother. 756 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,605 [in Spanish] Hey, Blas! How are you? 757 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,190 - Good. - Nice to see you. 758 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,860 - Thanks for coming so quickly. - I'm not that busy. 759 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:51,529 There's been a hold-up at Customs. 760 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:53,031 I love this place, man. 761 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,283 - He's head of quality control. - OK. 762 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:58,870 Speaking of quality, remember the stuff I gave you? 763 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,956 Don't give it to anyone. It was off. 764 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,583 Like really off. 765 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:06,794 Some guy ate his boss's face. Who knows what it was? 766 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,463 You're just telling us? 767 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,882 That's my line of work. 768 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:15,053 My products don't come in a van, it's a Russian roulette. 769 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,805 OK, come on! Team back! 770 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,433 Team back! Team back! 771 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,855 - Your boss is speaking! - Hey. 772 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,607 [Aderales] Come on! 773 00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:29,400 Laura, come. 774 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:34,155 Hello, I'm Polo, CEO. 775 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,782 Blas, CTO. 776 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:39,744 I'm Aderales, Chief Experience Hacker. 777 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:44,248 Welcome! This will be a big adventure. 778 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,209 There's kombucha in the fridge. 779 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,962 If you have any dietary restrictions, let us know. 780 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,048 Let's kill it! 781 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,132 [all cheering] 782 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,427 [Aderales] Kombucha! 783 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,011 Kombucha! 784 00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:02,308 Blas. 785 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,393 What should we start with? 786 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,020 Programming. 787 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,148 Should we start with a hybrid, native, or progressive app? 788 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,236 - All three. - At the same time? 789 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,319 [Blas] Obviously. 790 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,655 Obviously. 791 00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,907 Obviously, obviously, obviously. 792 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,621 Who is this? 793 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,540 SignNow's life coach. 794 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,668 He's available for whatever you need 24/7. 795 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,382 Ha! You suck. 796 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,342 [Mayte] Learn how to play pool. 797 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,136 What are you doing? It's late. 798 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:42,932 I'm putting together a tour of SignNow's office for the funders. 799 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,143 It's so cool. 800 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,562 - What are you doing? - Living my life. 801 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,856 You should try it sometime. 802 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,024 I think I'm going to break my record. 803 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,818 I have five Tinder dates. 804 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,320 Wow, it's Monday. We're not done. 805 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,739 It's slutty Monday. 806 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,910 I could fire you for saying that. 807 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,831 Good luck finding someone that puts up with your neurosis. 808 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:09,208 Mm-hmm. Please help me finish the logbook. 809 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,003 That's not your job. It's up to those two guys. 810 00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,254 No. 811 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:17,341 OK, yes. They're busy with other things. I prefer to do it. 812 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:20,386 That's your problem. You micromanage everything. 813 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,849 - Come on. - I haven't saved anything. 814 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,351 - Let's go out. - No. 815 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,898 Your pussy needs some boom-boom. 816 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:33,733 Just like this, pure sex. 817 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,568 Come on, Mayte. 818 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,445 You're lame. 819 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,488 Keep it up and your pussy will close. 820 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:41,782 No guy will want to hit it. 821 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,118 - Dry. Forever. - OK. 822 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,920 [vibrates] 823 00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,592 Hello? 824 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:03,221 You spent $2,352.50 on paper, 825 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,722 is that correct? 826 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,058 Do you know the time? Don't you sleep? 827 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:10,811 Sure, I sleep a little. Like an hour or two. 828 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:12,563 Geez, I'm sorry. 829 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,940 I just woke you up. 830 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:16,817 I didn't realize how late it was. 831 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,194 Don't worry. 832 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,862 Do you want to meet? 833 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,323 - Really? - Are you hungry? 834 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:25,910 Actually, yes. I haven't eaten in 24 hours. [laughs] 835 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,164 Hey. 836 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,248 Hello. 837 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:33,292 - Everything OK? - Yes, all good. 838 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,253 - Ah! - [chuckles] 839 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:36,545 Wow. 840 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,297 I really love this place. 841 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,590 - Really? - Yeah. 842 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:44,553 This is the most authentic Szechuan food in the city. 843 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,555 I'm craving something greasy. 844 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,557 - Whatever is the greasiest. - Noodles? 845 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,642 Yes, here. 846 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,520 How did you discover this place? 847 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,940 One day I woke up at two in the morning craving a dumpling. 848 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,692 I hadn't eaten in 36 hours. 849 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:58,901 Why? 850 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,821 Because I was doing an intense fast... 851 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:02,904 Why? 852 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,116 Because, Sandra... 853 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,243 It doesn't matter. 854 00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,578 - [laughs] OK. - It was a huge mistake. 855 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,664 I almost fainted. 856 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,082 I get the idea. 857 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,626 The point is, don't go so long without eating. 858 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,710 I totally agree. 859 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,007 There we go. Ready. 860 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,343 - Really? - What? 861 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,804 - It's 4:00 a.m. - You know what they say. 862 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:30,308 - Do what you love... - And you'll never work a day in your life. 863 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,020 - Exactly. - I get it, but who's gonna call you now? 864 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,104 Give it to me. 865 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,106 Seriously, I need it. 866 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:38,816 Put it here. 867 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,277 - I found your weak spot. - No. 868 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,280 What if someone urgently needs me? 869 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:46,240 Gus is going to write you. 870 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,785 "I had a wet dream about a logbook." 871 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,704 "Send it to me now." 872 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,206 What? 873 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,791 - Don't move. - What is it? 874 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,917 You have... 875 00:38:58,836 --> 00:38:59,836 Don't do it. 876 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:02,048 - Gross. - It's alive. 877 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,924 - Drop it. - It's attacking me. 878 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,677 - That's disgusting. - It's attacking me. 879 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:10,139 Mmm. Mmm! 880 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,766 You improved Szechuan food. 881 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,560 OK, I'm leaving. Thanks. 882 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:17,521 - No. Why? - Thanks for everything. 883 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,024 You're very stressed. Give me your hands. 884 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:22,318 Trust me. I took a mindfulness class. 885 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:23,944 Mindfulness? Gross. 886 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,906 Fine. 887 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:27,989 But it helps. 888 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,533 Close your eyes. 889 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,117 Inhale. 890 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,204 Don't play tricks. 891 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,248 This piece of metal 892 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:38,042 doesn't control you. 893 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,128 It has no power over you. 894 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,296 I free you. 895 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:44,173 Inhale. 896 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,343 When you open your eyes, 897 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:50,429 you will be completely relaxed. 898 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:52,305 Boom! 899 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,140 Wow. 900 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,727 I feel relaxed, it's incredible. 901 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,187 - Incredible. - Incredible. 902 00:39:58,854 --> 00:39:59,897 I told you. 903 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,148 Rejuvenated. 904 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,983 So, let's keep working. 905 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,111 - No! - Why not? 906 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,696 I'm joking. I'm joking. 907 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,953 Sandyfit, really? 908 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:20,251 [laughs] Have you seen this? She's the typical basic girl in neon. 909 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:21,544 Who would wear that? 910 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,922 Look at how she poses. 911 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:27,675 Why would you do that? How embarrassing. 912 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,135 You're stupid! 913 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,597 [in English] Damn, bro. [in Spanish] You want to fuck him. 914 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,309 - No, I don't... - You want to fuck him. 915 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:39,895 No, I don't. You're absolutely crazy. 916 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,480 It makes total sense. 917 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:45,276 He's a nerd who wants to save the world. 918 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:46,902 Totally your fucking type. 919 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,114 It's a conflict of interest, he has a girlfriend, and I don't like him. 920 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,158 You've been working a lot. 921 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:55,828 You could use some action down there. 922 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:56,745 Mayte. 923 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:59,457 - You need to fuck someone. - Shh. 924 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,042 [whispers] Don't say fuck. 925 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,714 Why do I have to see her ass in every picture? 926 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:07,715 And #Pad? 927 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,133 - You like him. - No. 928 00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:11,260 - Her ass bugs me. - You like him. 929 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:16,223 By chance, did you eat my cookies? 930 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,933 Now you don't share? 931 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:21,312 Here we believe sharing is caring. 932 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:24,523 We have a startup. It's time to grow up. 933 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,734 They were shroom cookies. 934 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,862 And a little LSD. 935 00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:36,076 Yesterday, they gave me a great trip. 936 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,203 I ate two. 937 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,080 I was starving. I was fasting. 938 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,083 They're called "Blas's Chunky Funkies." 939 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:48,422 How am I supposed to know that means shrooms and LSD? 940 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,217 I'm more productive on shrooms and acid. 941 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,177 It's too late for that. 942 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:55,095 The premium funders are coming. 943 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,681 [resonant chime echoes] 944 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:04,939 What? 945 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,441 Holy shit, you're so crazy. 946 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,402 Just love me. 947 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:11,904 Sure. 948 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,281 I'm the Chief Experience Hacker. 949 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,284 I'm at your service today 950 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:21,580 to make your visit to SignNow more enjoyable. 951 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,250 You're the CEO, man. 952 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,086 And I leave you with the Boss. 953 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:30,713 Um... 954 00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:38,013 Welcome, you're here because you are premium funders. 955 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:41,517 This is SignNow. Thanks for being here. 956 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,893 [chuckles] 957 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:45,104 Can we see what you're working on? 958 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:47,523 Since we're already here. 959 00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:49,650 Yes, of course. 960 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,861 There's not a lot to see because we're 40%... 961 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:56,323 - Actually, we have a beta version. - Beta. 962 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,616 That's great. 963 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,243 Surprise. 964 00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:00,411 You know me. 965 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:01,704 [distorted laughing] 966 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:05,499 As you can see, 967 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,586 we chose futuristic-looking graphics. 968 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:13,090 [distorted] Actually, we went for a '90s Pop-Tarts design. 969 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,343 Will the app support public breastfeeding? 970 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,971 Does our breastfeeding offend you? 971 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:23,517 - Do our breasts make you uncomfortable? - [echoing children's laughter] 972 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,186 No. In fact, I was breastfed, 973 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:27,521 and I have nipples. 974 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:29,440 So, go ahead. 975 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,358 How often will I be mentioned? 976 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:34,028 I'm one of the largest funders. 977 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,447 Under the sea. 978 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,906 [jaunty tropical music] 979 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,617 - Pardon? - Unlimited. 980 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,037 Unlimited mentions for premium funders. 981 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:45,247 Yes! 982 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:50,085 I have three NGOs: one anti-GMOs, one for public breastfeeding, 983 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,171 and one pro-LGBTTQQIAAP. 984 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,297 I really love to help. 985 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,675 - That's great. - Wow. 986 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,094 - I also like helping. - I like it more. 987 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,178 I like it more. 988 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,223 In fact, I donate blood every day. 989 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:07,936 What are we made of? 990 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,022 [whimsical pop music playing] 991 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,653 Stardust. 992 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,864 Are you high? 993 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:23,744 What have you done? 994 00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:33,128 Are you OK? 995 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:34,963 What? 996 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,848 You're a ray of light. 997 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:48,143 [upbeat Japanese pop music playing] 998 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,442 OK! 999 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,486 Thank you, everybody. 1000 00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:58,696 Thanks for coming. 1001 00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,613 Already? 1002 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,991 All good things must come to an end. Come with me. 1003 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:03,951 Bye, Nat. 1004 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:07,371 The phones are a gift from SignNow. 1005 00:45:07,454 --> 00:45:09,498 Now we can monitor you 24/7. 1006 00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,667 To improve the app, obviously. 1007 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,086 [high-pitched laughter] 1008 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:20,259 [insect] I had to take the long way around. 1009 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,010 See you. Your tamer is here. 1010 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,555 - What's wrong? Are you OK? - I'm fine. 1011 00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:29,184 I was thinking, are you both going to run SignNow? 1012 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,769 Yes, why? 1013 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,188 [distorted] Shouldn't you be the face of the project? 1014 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,232 Like, the leader. 1015 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:39,193 Well... 1016 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,406 Blas doesn't take anything seriously. 1017 00:45:42,489 --> 00:45:45,826 And I always have to do everything. 1018 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,538 I'll put it on 40. You're transparent. 1019 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:51,874 No, last time I burned. 1020 00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:54,710 [beeps, whirs] 1021 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:57,379 [in English] Beauty hurts, baby. Beauty hurts. 1022 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,430 [phone in Spanish] No more straws. Signature accepted. 1023 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:07,513 [Blas] Laura. 1024 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:09,807 Hey. 1025 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,310 It's been four hours. 1026 00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:13,479 - Is that normal? - I have no idea. 1027 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:14,772 But it's cool. 1028 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,107 [Polo] Good morning, SignNow crew. 1029 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,901 [in English] Hey, partner. I love you. 1030 00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:21,361 - [in Spanish] You too. - I love you. 1031 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,448 What are you doing? 1032 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:26,492 This shouldn't be happening. 1033 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:29,787 It was supposed to be a mediocre app that no one would use. 1034 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,414 Enjoy, partner. 1035 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,291 We're on top. 1036 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,336 It's a great day to be alive. 1037 00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:39,253 Just in time. 1038 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,296 Come here. 1039 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,008 - What did you buy now? - Come. 1040 00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:44,510 Gentlemen, over here. 1041 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,386 You're acting like a child. 1042 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,181 The Marzoco GS-3, special edition. 1043 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,100 It has volumetric programming. 1044 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:53,769 Third generation. 1045 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:56,980 - You're bribing me. - We need coffee. 1046 00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:01,819 If you put it that way, then OK. 1047 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:05,989 I also bought this special bean that you're always talking about. 1048 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:10,786 No, man. No. 1049 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,204 What? 1050 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,789 This isn't cool. 1051 00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:16,542 Enjoy it. It's yours, you deserve it. 1052 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:18,876 Enjoy it. 1053 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,130 Are you serious? Thanks so much. 1054 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,508 You have no idea what this means to me. 1055 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:27,052 I owe you one. 1056 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,053 Thank you. 1057 00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:30,848 Oh! You have no idea what just happened. 1058 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:33,559 Nat, have you seen the article in Harvard Business? 1059 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:34,893 No. 1060 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,897 Bankrolled is... [in English] on fire, baby girl. 1061 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,565 - On fire, baby girl? - On fire, baby girl! 1062 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:42,442 [in Spanish] I just spoke to a friend 1063 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,903 that works at YayTalks, and guess what? 1064 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:47,447 - What? - He's giving a spot to SignNow. 1065 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,907 - Yay... - Talks. 1066 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,535 [in English] Yay motherfucking Talks? 1067 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:54,413 - [in Spanish] Ha! Very good. - Yes. 1068 00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,373 - Nat. - What? 1069 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,625 You're our most valuable asset. 1070 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:00,627 Thanks a lot. 1071 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,339 - Make sure they're well-prepared. - [Nat] 100%. 1072 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:07,759 Are you really rolling all your dice on these guys? 1073 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:10,679 - Obviously not. - Have they given you the logbook? 1074 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:12,055 Yeah... No. 1075 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:15,893 I'm doing it for them, to take it off their plate. 1076 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,270 Don't worry. 1077 00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:22,357 Did you hear? I'm the company's most valuable asset. 1078 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,776 What nice handwriting. 1079 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:28,196 Karen, you're the company's most valuable asset. 1080 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:36,872 I'm coming. 1081 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:40,167 Not yet, 50 calories more. Come on! 1082 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:42,878 [Polo grunts] 1083 00:48:46,798 --> 00:48:49,009 [grunts, pants] 1084 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:50,676 [in English] Good job. 1085 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:55,599 [in Spanish] I don't know what's wrong with my diet. I get constipated at night. 1086 00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:58,226 - Add a prune to every snack. - [device beeps] 1087 00:48:58,852 --> 00:48:59,978 A prune. 1088 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:03,732 We have to reschedule these sessions. 1089 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,109 SignNow needs my attention. 1090 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,278 Your fecal matter is irregular. 1091 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:09,529 - I told you. - Yes. 1092 00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:12,491 I'm going to give you probiotics. 1093 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:13,574 Breathe in. 1094 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,786 I need vitamin M. 1095 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:16,954 That doesn't exist. 1096 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,205 [Polo] Motivation. 1097 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,873 What do great entrepreneurs have? 1098 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,000 They have a muse. I invented the app of the year. 1099 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:26,380 As your muse, I'm making sure you look good and are successful. 1100 00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:29,174 Extraction. 1101 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:30,926 - [machine whirs] - Exhale. 1102 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:32,344 [straining] 1103 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:35,305 You're going to want to defecate. Try to hold it. 1104 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:37,015 Yes, please. 1105 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,976 [water gurgling] 1106 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,187 [groans] 1107 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:45,691 Please don't poop on the floor like last time. 1108 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,859 Juanito, can you get a mop please? 1109 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,569 - [defecating] - I'm sorry. 1110 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,321 YOU'RE GIVING A YAYTALK! 1111 00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:54,449 I'm giving a YayTalk. 1112 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,244 A YayTalk. 1113 00:49:58,537 --> 00:49:59,663 [phone chiming] 1114 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:02,040 Natalia arranged it. 1115 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,127 - What is that? - No idea. 1116 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,422 [defecating loudly] 1117 00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:12,467 [woman on TV] We're back with Shark Investors. 1118 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:13,802 Partner. 1119 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:18,140 - You weren't at the office this afternoon. - Sorry. 1120 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:21,059 I met these guys that are developing AI. 1121 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:24,354 They want to collaborate. I'll tell you more tomorrow. 1122 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,817 Did they also have a colon cleansing? 1123 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:31,236 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1124 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,658 Good job, partner. 1125 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:38,785 [Polo] I love you, man. 1126 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:43,331 We're going to give a YayTalk. 1127 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:52,340 Can you stop? 1128 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,468 I'm doing my kegel exercises. 1129 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,094 They keep my pussy young. 1130 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,889 You need a maternal figure in your life. 1131 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,684 - [Gus] Nat. - Yes. 1132 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,770 - Can you come to my office? - Sure. 1133 00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,814 - You're screwed. - Shut up. 1134 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,485 Hello, guys. 1135 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,487 - The ball, please. - Yes. 1136 00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,662 - [Gus] Center yourself. - I am. 1137 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:26,750 Serge and Lebra found some inconsistencies in Polo and Blas's resume, 1138 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,877 and their experience is strange. 1139 00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:32,380 - Dream catcher? - [man] Vine trimmer. 1140 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:35,175 - What is a TikToker? - A modern influencer. 1141 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,802 They don't have LinkedIn. 1142 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:39,638 Polo's is under construction, and Blas doesn't use social media, 1143 00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:42,891 because he is 100% focused on our project. #Creative. 1144 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:45,435 - That's what pros do. - That makes no sense. 1145 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,354 - Yes, it does. - No. 1146 00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:50,023 - No? - Nat, look me in the eyes. 1147 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,067 - I am. - What are they saying? 1148 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,820 - We can't... - We can't... 1149 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,446 - ...handle... - We can't handle... 1150 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,531 ...another... 1151 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,660 - ...fiasco. - Fiasco. 1152 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:03,411 - Another fiasco. - Of course not. 1153 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,413 You looked into them, right? 1154 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:08,750 Obviously, that's my job. SignNow are pros. 1155 00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,752 And you're in the best hands. 1156 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:15,549 Which are my hands, so just relax. 1157 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,259 I won't let you down. 1158 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:19,969 Can I go now? 1159 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,430 - [Gus] Yes. - OK. 1160 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:30,438 - [upbeat electronic music] - Three, two, one... 1161 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:31,815 [music stops] 1162 00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:35,110 Hello. This is Motivation Nation, 1163 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,488 SignNow's podcast about entrepreneurship and innovation. 1164 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:42,325 I'm here with Carlos Solano, a guru in child marketing. 1165 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,828 - Hello Carlos. How are you? - Good. 1166 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:49,207 The magic of unboxing creates a connection between a parent and child. 1167 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,960 Through something as beautiful as marketing. 1168 00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:56,047 - We're live. - Guru? 1169 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,967 Him? Where did you get this from? 1170 00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,219 We bought it. For our podcast. 1171 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,346 - What podcast? - Kill It Networks. 1172 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,348 We're growing our audience. 1173 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,225 - It's a macro thing. - [phone chimes] 1174 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:11,062 We have a shitload of things to do. We can't screw it up. 1175 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,565 You're right. 1176 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:16,443 - We'll do it when I'm back. - You're fucking with me. 1177 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,530 It's invitation only, and I'm Cano's plus one. 1178 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:21,489 Sure. 1179 00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,241 You're doing the Polini. 1180 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,951 The what? 1181 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,412 - The Polini. - That sounds fun, I'm in. 1182 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,415 When we were in university, 1183 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,585 he always found a way to get out of things, 1184 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:35,253 and I ended up doing everything. 1185 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,464 He obviously took all the credit. 1186 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:41,259 All the moves I'm making are for the project. 1187 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,177 [scoffs] 1188 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,223 He's so immature. 1189 00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:49,601 [Aderales imitates rocket engine] 1190 00:53:54,689 --> 00:53:57,651 So, it's an app like Tinder... 1191 00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,652 but for dogs. 1192 00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:02,739 You can be a female or a male or a... 1193 00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:04,741 - Polo! - Cano! 1194 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,994 What's up, bro? You're so thin, I can hug you now. 1195 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,580 Sit down. Let me introduce you. 1196 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,040 This is Lito, my guru. 1197 00:54:12,123 --> 00:54:14,626 He built me up, but first he tore me down. 1198 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,127 Nice to meet you. 1199 00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:18,380 [Cano] Posternak. A saint. 1200 00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,007 Twice a year he cleans the ocean. It's not all mud. 1201 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,885 - No. - I don't clean the oceans, they clean me. 1202 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:26,263 And Pérez Conchas. 1203 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,683 - He photographs women in thongs. - I follow you. 1204 00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:31,101 I have two million followers. 1205 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,852 And this is Polo. 1206 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,021 He's developing a promising app. 1207 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,899 I'm just doing my part. 1208 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:40,026 I'm glad because I'm giving a YayTalk. 1209 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,446 - A YayTalk? - Yes. 1210 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,448 - Cool. - That's incredible. 1211 00:54:47,492 --> 00:54:49,911 [devices chiming] 1212 00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:53,999 Patty, get me a YayTalk. 1213 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:01,172 Hey! 1214 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:03,675 Get up! How is the back end API going? 1215 00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,343 Is the JSON fixed? 1216 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:06,594 Is the CDN ready? 1217 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,096 [all] No. 1218 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:11,807 Why not? 1219 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,938 - We're working on what Polo asked. - On his social networks. 1220 00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,358 I'm making his Wikipedia page. 1221 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:23,486 - Polo has a Wikipedia page? - Yes. 1222 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,988 How cool, mother... 1223 00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:28,658 Leave that and work on the app. 1224 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:29,951 Aderales. 1225 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,035 [Aderales] Boss. 1226 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:32,828 Let's go. 1227 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:34,372 OK, boss. 1228 00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:41,963 - Ady! Thank you. - There you go. 1229 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,050 Hello, everyone. 1230 00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:47,927 He's a bullshitter. Don't believe him. 1231 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,181 - And that's how you close the triangle... - [Blas] Polo! 1232 00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:53,308 - Partner. - Let's go. 1233 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:58,271 - [Polo chuckles awkwardly] - I'm not joking. Let's go. 1234 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,900 Give me a second. He's moody. 1235 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,071 You photographed my sister. 1236 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,492 [in English] You're fucking talented, man. 1237 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,329 [in Spanish] I've wanted to join this community for years. 1238 00:56:14,412 --> 00:56:15,663 I don't give a fuck. 1239 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:18,708 You made the programmers work on your motivational bullshit. 1240 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:22,504 You put money into my brother's nonsense, 1241 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:25,048 and you left the office to drink mimosas 1242 00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:26,925 with your club of posh ladies, 1243 00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,843 while I'm working my ass off. 1244 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,680 I'm creating financial alliances. 1245 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:34,766 No, you're fucking this up. 1246 00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:36,226 I can't do this alone. 1247 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,979 Panoramic vision, partner. 1248 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:41,940 OK? Boom! 1249 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,067 Aderales! 1250 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:49,114 He always does this to me. I'm his bitch. 1251 00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:52,283 Hey, hey, calm down, homie. 1252 00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:55,620 If it makes you so upset, why are you doing it? 1253 00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:59,457 It's the principle. I finish what I start. 1254 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,502 I get it, but what good are your principles 1255 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:05,422 if you're stressed, look like shit, and stink? 1256 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:08,466 Because what makes you happy doesn't make money. 1257 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:09,968 That's a lie, man. 1258 00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:11,052 - No. - Look at me. 1259 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,638 I'm happy. I do what I want. I look great. 1260 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:17,058 - Look who it is. - Hey! 1261 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:18,476 What's up? 1262 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,480 - Where have you been? You brought gifts. - In the North Pole. 1263 00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:25,150 Here you go, delicious dextro. 1264 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:27,068 Enjoy it. 1265 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,403 Why are you there? 1266 00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:30,989 - I was just thinking. - Come here. 1267 00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:33,116 Meet my friend Blas. 1268 00:57:33,199 --> 00:57:36,786 This guy is one of the creators of SignNow. 1269 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,038 AKA a fucking genius. 1270 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,208 Um, do you know each other? 1271 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,126 - No. - Yes. 1272 00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:44,961 - No? - Yeah... no. 1273 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:46,754 Thanks. 1274 00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:48,590 I wanted to work here, 1275 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:51,885 but it's easier to get into Harvard. 1276 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,178 [all chuckle awkwardly] 1277 00:57:56,931 --> 00:57:57,931 Babe. 1278 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,727 I'm signing a petition to normalize a fit body, 1279 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,395 and I have a million points. 1280 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:03,479 [Polo] I told you. 1281 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,356 It's amazing. 1282 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,109 I never thought you'd do it, but... 1283 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:11,234 - [in English]...you did it. - [in Spanish] Thanks. 1284 00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:13,823 - You're my... - [blender whirring loudly] 1285 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:19,120 Fish protein, for my fatty. 1286 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,455 Delicious. 1287 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:26,377 [in English] This is on fire. 1288 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:31,257 [in Spanish] All of my friends are obsessed with SignNow. 1289 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,550 MOLDING MY PERFECT MAN 1290 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:34,219 We're going to be millionaires. 1291 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:37,597 And we're going to Tulum. I'm so ready. 1292 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,765 What are you looking at? 1293 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:39,849 FINAL RESULT 1294 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:43,853 My fatty, let me explain. 1295 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:47,232 It's not what you think. I was going to tell you. 1296 00:58:47,982 --> 00:58:49,484 Is that what I am to you? 1297 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,031 Your guinea pig? A blog entry? 1298 00:58:55,114 --> 00:58:56,699 An experiment? 1299 00:58:56,783 --> 00:59:00,203 No, I did it so that you would feel better. 1300 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:02,497 That's a sick way to make someone feel better. 1301 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,124 I just wanted to help. 1302 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:08,294 You know I'm a blogger. What else should I write about? 1303 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,424 I didn't mean it like that. 1304 00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:16,678 I think I should go. This is... 1305 00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,098 [in English] Are we breaking up? 1306 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,602 [in Spanish] What do you think? 1307 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:27,188 My fatty. 1308 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,272 Polo! 1309 00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:31,985 [in English] You're such a bitch. 1310 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:42,161 [Sandra on phone] Have a lot of patience and you will see changes, I swear. 1311 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,664 I love taking him to Zara 1312 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,917 and buying him smaller clothes so he can visualize it. 1313 00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:50,962 And, obviously, when you go to the beach 1314 00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:54,215 you can put a little bit of concealer on his stretch marks. 1315 00:59:56,301 --> 01:00:00,471 [Mayte] Since you always say I choose wrong, 1316 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,099 here are the pictures from the tour. 1317 01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:04,976 Pick the ones for Facebook. 1318 01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:06,477 OK? Lots of love. 1319 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:20,116 NOOTROPICS 1320 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,893 [pounding at door] 1321 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:54,400 - Natalia. - I hope I'm not bothering you. 1322 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,486 I was in the area and decided to stop by. 1323 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,070 OK. 1324 01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:01,532 Are you OK? 1325 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,242 Yes, yes, yes. 1326 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:05,995 We had a meeting with the partners... 1327 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,872 What the fuck is this? 1328 01:01:07,955 --> 01:01:09,540 - Hm? - Uh... 1329 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:14,087 Our assistant has a vitamins and supplements business. 1330 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,506 Right, because selling drugs and... 1331 01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:20,301 No, the government is processing his licenses. 1332 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,886 Don't bullshit me. 1333 01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:23,388 What are you talking about? 1334 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:24,681 Don't fuck with me. 1335 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,849 My job is very important to me. 1336 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,017 I know that. 1337 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:31,354 Calm down. Everything is fine. 1338 01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,480 - Yeah. - OK. 1339 01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:34,357 What are you hiding, asshole? 1340 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,235 - Nothing. What would I hide? - Just tell me. 1341 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:38,318 Nothing. 1342 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,905 It's very strange to work with someone 1343 01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:45,034 and not have a fucking idea who they are. 1344 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:46,744 - Calm down. - I'm calm. 1345 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,079 - Look at me. - I am. 1346 01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:49,038 It's me. 1347 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,456 The same as before. 1348 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,960 Unwavering, I don't hide things. 1349 01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:56,963 - Sorry. - You're dumb. 1350 01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:58,923 You'll have your app. 1351 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,299 - OK. - Trust me. 1352 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,718 Everything is fine. 1353 01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:14,814 Wow, what you just did is very inappropriate. 1354 01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:15,940 - What? - This. 1355 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,235 There is a conflict of interest. 1356 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:20,778 We work together. 1357 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,781 - Wow, you're sick. - But, you're... 1358 01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,658 - I'm what? - Nothing. 1359 01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:28,618 You have a girlfriend. 1360 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:31,205 - No. - Yes, that busty fitness chick. 1361 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:32,998 We broke up. 1362 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:42,675 I can keep it on if you want. 1363 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,385 Why would I want that? 1364 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:45,928 - It's just... - What? 1365 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,181 - I have... - What? 1366 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:50,767 OK. 1367 01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:53,895 You have a stretch mark, so what? 1368 01:02:54,479 --> 01:02:55,772 [Nat chuckles] 1369 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:58,483 I don't care. Who would care about that? 1370 01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,693 [romantic music playing] 1371 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,534 [Nat and Polo talking and giggling] 1372 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,292 - Really? - What? 1373 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:18,252 I need it. 1374 01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:35,311 FACEBOOK SIGNNOW HAS NEW MESSAGES 1375 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:36,729 [phone buzzing] 1376 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,626 Bill Gates. 1377 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,507 Fuck. 1378 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:21,732 [Blas] We need a big hit, no matter how we do it. 1379 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,861 Something that's a game 1380 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:27,029 but helps in some way. 1381 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,031 I'm part of the change. 1382 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:31,075 - Exactly. - I'm part of the change! 1383 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:32,702 - Do you want... - SignNow. 1384 01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:36,080 - That would be hilarious. - We'll be rich. 1385 01:04:36,163 --> 01:04:37,665 [Blas] It's not very moral. 1386 01:04:37,748 --> 01:04:40,001 [Polo] Forget about that. It doesn't matter. 1387 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,127 [mouthing] What the fuck. 1388 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:50,887 - No way... - Mayte. 1389 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:54,682 - What's wrong with you? - Everything is wrong. 1390 01:04:54,765 --> 01:04:57,310 Hello. You're interns? Can you leave? 1391 01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,520 This room is for people that work here. 1392 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,606 Thanks, can you close the door? 1393 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:04,150 Look, pepperoni. What's going on? 1394 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:05,860 - You won't believe what I did. - What? 1395 01:05:05,943 --> 01:05:06,819 [mouthing inaudibly] 1396 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,070 What? 1397 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,739 - What? - I slept with Polo. 1398 01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:12,783 - Do I need to scream it? - No way! 1399 01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:13,784 Be quiet. 1400 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:16,746 - Vaginal? Anal? - Don't be a pig, please. 1401 01:05:16,829 --> 01:05:20,082 I did it because you put ideas in my head. 1402 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,667 - I understand. - What? 1403 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,753 You're frustrated. Micro-penis. 1404 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,255 A curved penis? 1405 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:28,215 You didn't cum? 1406 01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,469 - You didn't cum. - I didn't. Is that bad? 1407 01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:32,887 Typical. Tell me. 1408 01:05:32,970 --> 01:05:35,097 - Are you eating shit? - It's so good. 1409 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:39,435 - You're not even listening. - Don't leave me hanging. Tell me. 1410 01:05:39,518 --> 01:05:40,645 I can't believe it. 1411 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:43,022 - Calm down. - I feel like... 1412 01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:45,858 I know you don't do it, but fucking is normal. 1413 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,360 - I've fucked... - Calm down. 1414 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,946 - ...just not as much as you. - What's wrong? 1415 01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:52,281 SignNow is a fiasco. 1416 01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:55,117 - What? - It's a fiasco. There's a guy, Aderales. 1417 01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,203 He's a drug dealer. 1418 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,621 That's too funny. 1419 01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:01,040 They have no idea what they're doing. 1420 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:03,668 No one does in this generation. 1421 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,419 I saw the unedited video. 1422 01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:08,756 [Blas] I think this is stupid. 1423 01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:11,008 [Polo] Getting funded is easy money. 1424 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:14,637 - They're screwed. - They're not who they said they were. 1425 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,139 - I brought them here. - Look at me. 1426 01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:18,265 Calm down. 1427 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:19,725 What are you doing? 1428 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:21,227 - What? - #MeToo. 1429 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:23,187 This is a glass office. 1430 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:25,398 Sorry. That's the vibe here. 1431 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:27,483 I thought it would help you. Whatever. 1432 01:06:28,192 --> 01:06:29,026 Curved penis. 1433 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:33,698 SIGNNOW SUBSCRIBERS 1434 01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:39,704 - What is it? - Your coffee. 1435 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:41,956 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1436 01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:45,334 This is Instagram's average user base. 1437 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:48,087 This is SignNow's average use. 1438 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,631 It has all the signs of user addiction. 1439 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:53,134 It's good at releasing endorphins. 1440 01:06:53,217 --> 01:06:55,302 So good. We added a secret level 1441 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:58,556 where you choose a weapon and kill CEOs that pollute. 1442 01:06:58,639 --> 01:06:59,890 It's so funny. 1443 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,227 No, that's not good. It's not funny. 1444 01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,396 Don't forget to turn on your notifications 1445 01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:07,940 and to use #KillingIt. Thanks, life coach. 1446 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,150 Where were you? 1447 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,861 In your tanning bed, of course. 1448 01:07:11,944 --> 01:07:12,944 Look at this. 1449 01:07:13,654 --> 01:07:14,654 These numbers. 1450 01:07:15,656 --> 01:07:16,656 [Polo] Is this true? 1451 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:18,868 - Exactly. - Way to go! 1452 01:07:18,951 --> 01:07:20,453 No, we created a monster. 1453 01:07:20,536 --> 01:07:23,122 - No, people are using it. - Like addicts! 1454 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,332 I know what Jobs felt like with Macintosh. 1455 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:28,044 Hold on. We're making people more idiotic. 1456 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,463 - We should tell Bankrolled. - What? 1457 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:34,175 That the app they funded is amazing and will be a hit? Go ahead. 1458 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:37,595 We should stop before more people liquefy their brains. 1459 01:07:37,678 --> 01:07:41,015 Let's say they're stupid enough to cancel everything. 1460 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,934 You won't get paid and you can't retire. 1461 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,062 Excellent work, team. 1462 01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:48,022 [in English] Partner, quick talk. 1463 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:52,818 [in Spanish] Could we postpone SignNow's talk until next year? 1464 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:56,489 No. You already called the international press. 1465 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:59,408 No, that's great. Thanks, bye. 1466 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,330 - Nat, Nat! - Gus. [chuckles] 1467 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:06,248 - Are you OK? - Perfect, why? 1468 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:09,293 SignNow is amazing. I can't stop. 1469 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,545 Look, they're eradicating Ebola. 1470 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:14,548 - [phone] Bye, Ebola. Bye, poverty. - [Nat chuckles] 1471 01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:16,717 - I know. - What? 1472 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:19,929 I want to advance our marketing campaign. 1473 01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:21,806 I want everyone to know SignNow is ours. 1474 01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:23,224 That's a cool idea. 1475 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:25,643 Don't you want to do it after YayTalk? 1476 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:28,270 So that we can hold a focus group. 1477 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:32,191 Do we want to postpone the best thing that has happened in years? 1478 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:34,735 [both] No. 1479 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,237 - No. - Obviously not. 1480 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,196 - Do it. - Yes. 1481 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,697 [in English] Perfect. Love you. 1482 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:39,824 I love you too. 1483 01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:44,703 [in Spanish] It's time to support and sign. Good job! 1484 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,665 - Is everyone using the app? - Yes. 1485 01:08:47,748 --> 01:08:49,583 I legalized abortion in the Vatican. 1486 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,377 Good. 1487 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,670 Team! 1488 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,005 Guess what! We're launching the huge campaign. 1489 01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:58,968 Bankrolled wants to hype us up before the YayTalk. 1490 01:08:59,051 --> 01:09:00,094 You know what? 1491 01:09:00,177 --> 01:09:01,720 - Bonuses! - What? 1492 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:04,181 Performance bonuses for everyone! 1493 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:05,266 - Come on! - No. 1494 01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:07,268 Why are you giving out money? 1495 01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:09,645 - Bonuses! - Why today? 1496 01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:10,896 That's what they said. 1497 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,775 Kombucha is now part of the daily diet. You're welcome. 1498 01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:16,402 ENTREPRENEURIAL PRESENTS 1499 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:21,198 [man] We spoke with Polo Ríos, the mastermind behind SignNow. 1500 01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:26,162 A genius who shattered the idea that social networks don't help humanity. 1501 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:29,165 He gave us a few minutes of his time 1502 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:31,500 to talk about how he's following in the footsteps 1503 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,544 of Gandhi, Mandela, and Gates. 1504 01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:38,174 Ríos and SignNow accelerated all of the social justice battles, 1505 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,134 and they have gained our like. 1506 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,217 [cell phone chimes] 1507 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,267 [Blas's dad] They stole your spotlight, son. 1508 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,935 How is Polo the mastermind? 1509 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:54,899 [man] The CEO doesn't see SignNow as the most downloaded app of the year, 1510 01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:57,193 he considers it a gift to humanity. 1511 01:09:57,943 --> 01:09:59,236 The Polo Ríos foundation 1512 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:01,279 has achieved... 1513 01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:05,701 Shouldn't you go practice for your talk tomorrow? 1514 01:10:05,784 --> 01:10:06,911 You don't mind? 1515 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:07,994 Not at all. 1516 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:10,331 Awesome, partner. I love you. 1517 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,333 Thanks, partner. 1518 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,586 - I love you. - I love you. 1519 01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:16,669 You too. 1520 01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:27,514 [Blas muttering indistinctly] 1521 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,104 I need you to do this. 1522 01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:40,986 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 1523 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,071 This is a bomb. 1524 01:10:42,154 --> 01:10:44,490 It's not easy, it will take all night. 1525 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:47,660 I hear a lot of complaining and not a lot of programming. 1526 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:50,412 Relax, we'll take care of it. 1527 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:52,205 Here you go. 1528 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,335 ["Yo Trabajo" by La Goony Chonga plays] 1529 01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:12,810 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1530 01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895 ["Yo Trabajo" continues] 1531 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,240 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1532 01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:27,908 ["Yo Trabajo" continues] 1533 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,709 Hello, I'm Polo Ríos. 1534 01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:39,043 The best. 1535 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,212 SignNow. 1536 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,048 Thanks. How's it going? 1537 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:48,762 How's it going? 1538 01:11:51,598 --> 01:11:52,599 How's it going? 1539 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,476 We're done. 1540 01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:58,814 I love you... a lot. 1541 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:00,940 Aderales. 1542 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:02,985 Let's go! 1543 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,114 Another round? 1544 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,282 Let's do it. 1545 01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:13,746 [Robles] Send it to Jeff Bezos. 1546 01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:15,289 Tell the governor of Durango 1547 01:12:15,372 --> 01:12:18,542 to fix himself up for the meeting next week. 1548 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:20,544 - Freddy Robles? - Who's asking? 1549 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:23,505 Polo Ríos. I'm an entrepreneur too. 1550 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,299 [Freddy] Mmm. 1551 01:12:25,382 --> 01:12:26,550 The CEO of SignNow. 1552 01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:28,761 [Freddy] Mmm. 1553 01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:34,141 It's a petition-signing platform that combines social networks with games. 1554 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:37,102 That app sounds stupid. 1555 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,189 Gigi, start getting me other things. 1556 01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:42,441 Now, anyone can give a YayTalk. 1557 01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:46,528 Yes, Mr. Slim. Excuse me, I was talking to a fan. 1558 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:48,906 I'm glad you liked it. 1559 01:12:49,406 --> 01:12:51,658 When are we going golfing? 1560 01:12:52,242 --> 01:12:53,327 What do you think? 1561 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:55,954 Breathe. Everything is fine. 1562 01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:57,289 That doesn't help. 1563 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:59,666 You're paranoid. What can go wrong? 1564 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:00,584 Nothing. 1565 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:03,837 The party, their conference. Next project, it's done. 1566 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:06,298 - Then, I won't see them again. - Exactly. 1567 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,508 Right? 1568 01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:09,218 - Mayte, no. - Come on, Nat. 1569 01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:12,888 What? Because I don't want to kiss my friend? 1570 01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:13,972 [applause] 1571 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,853 YAY TALKS MEXICO 1572 01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:26,026 I'm Polo Ríos. 1573 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,821 Entrepreneur and CEO of SignNow. 1574 01:13:28,904 --> 01:13:30,197 It's Polo Ríos. 1575 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:33,659 For a long time, I thought about how to build a bridge... 1576 01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:36,870 - Go change. - I sell nootropics, not marijuana. 1577 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:37,788 There. 1578 01:13:37,871 --> 01:13:39,373 ...and a social cause. 1579 01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:43,627 Those seats are for the Chief Experience Hacker. That's me. 1580 01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:47,673 How to change the world with the power of one click? 1581 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:48,882 One click. 1582 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,051 A new way to confront problems. 1583 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,929 People want to help. 1584 01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:56,432 But oftentimes, we don't know how. 1585 01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,309 That's what SignNow is about. 1586 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,103 [phone] It's time to support and sign. 1587 01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,355 Super like. Good job. 1588 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,774 I see some of you are using the app, 1589 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,484 which makes me happy. 1590 01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:10,112 But we'll do a short demo 1591 01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:12,990 for the people who don't use social media. 1592 01:14:13,073 --> 01:14:15,075 - [phones buzzing] - [crowd murmuring] 1593 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:22,166 Sorry, we have a small glitch. 1594 01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:23,249 [Blas] No. 1595 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:25,127 There is no glitch. 1596 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,004 Hello, excuse me. 1597 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,382 Hello, I'm Blas. 1598 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,926 From SignNow. Hello. 1599 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:34,385 What's up? 1600 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,096 Uh... 1601 01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:39,183 What are you doing? 1602 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:42,478 As you can see, SignNow has a new feature. 1603 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,605 A new feature? What are... 1604 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:48,775 [clears throat] Starting today, we eliminated the visibility of likes 1605 01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:50,611 and the ability to see public ranking. 1606 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:53,238 - What? - Only you will know what you signed. 1607 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:54,156 What? 1608 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:58,785 No. Of course there will be likes, shares, swipes, and super likes. 1609 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:01,872 We all know that signing petitions 1610 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:04,500 won't end the world's problems. 1611 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:08,128 - That's mansplaining. - [Blas] Cool. It's cool to be conscious. 1612 01:15:08,712 --> 01:15:09,838 But numbing ourselves 1613 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:14,343 with so-called philanthropy, games, and social networks 1614 01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:15,636 takes us away from reality. 1615 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:17,346 - What's happening? - I don't know. 1616 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:19,473 I'm not blaming anyone. 1617 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:21,141 There's no one to blame. 1618 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,893 But these apps 1619 01:15:22,976 --> 01:15:25,145 are truly harming us. 1620 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:27,439 - Fix it. - I'll fix it. 1621 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:30,817 - Because it's about us. - Each of you. 1622 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:33,278 We are compensated by hearts and likes, 1623 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:36,114 which makes us vulnerable to manipulation. 1624 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:39,868 What do you mean there won't be likes? It won't work. 1625 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,453 We didn't donate to this. 1626 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,622 I give blood and no one will know? 1627 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,165 I thought we were helping. 1628 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,875 This is obviously a mistake. 1629 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,544 We will not be provoked. 1630 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:51,630 This thing is dead. Let's go. 1631 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:54,299 We'll figure this out and we'll be back. 1632 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:58,095 SignNow is with you, signing for a better future. 1633 01:15:58,178 --> 01:16:01,265 - [crowd angrily clamoring] - We'll figure this out. 1634 01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:04,184 I understand and I'll fix it, calm down. 1635 01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:06,853 Just give me a second and I'll fix it. 1636 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:08,897 Nat, what is happening? 1637 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:10,357 I don't know. 1638 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,526 What did you do to the app? 1639 01:16:12,609 --> 01:16:15,862 Send your complaints to @SignNow.app. 1640 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:18,699 - Thanks, bye. - Breastfeeding is a maternal right. 1641 01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:21,243 Don't touch my car, it's my grandfather's. 1642 01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:22,703 Don't touch my car! 1643 01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:25,330 - I'm unsubscribing. - I don't care. 1644 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,749 Go to hell! I'm going to kill you! 1645 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,836 - [Polo] You fucked it up. - [Blas] I didn't. 1646 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:32,504 [Polo] You fucked it up. 1647 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,257 [Blas] We're taking advantage of people. 1648 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,884 - It's Polo, answer? - No. 1649 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:39,970 - What... - Sorry. 1650 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,222 [Polo] Nat, I swear. It wasn't... 1651 01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:44,725 You ruined my life and my job! 1652 01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:48,020 You're a fucking insecure asshole! 1653 01:16:48,103 --> 01:16:49,396 You're shit in bed! 1654 01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:57,112 [man speaking calmly on phone] Stress doesn't control me. 1655 01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:01,366 - Stress doesn't control me. - Breathe, Nat. 1656 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,369 The solution to anxiety lives in... 1657 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:07,414 Anxiety doesn't control me. 1658 01:17:08,123 --> 01:17:09,416 I am peace. I am calm. 1659 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:13,754 Meditation won't help with anything right now! 1660 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,716 Any comments on the allegations against your company? 1661 01:17:17,799 --> 01:17:20,260 We're looking into the situation. 1662 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:22,304 You admitted doing it while drunk? 1663 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:25,682 This is a deepfake. Haven't you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? 1664 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,476 Brad Pitt was an old baby. 1665 01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:29,436 Who'd want to do a deepfake? 1666 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:32,189 Lots of people. By the way, I sell nootropics. 1667 01:17:32,272 --> 01:17:34,858 If anyone is interested, scan this. Bye. 1668 01:17:34,941 --> 01:17:38,612 These so-called "entrepreneurs" made fun of their investors. 1669 01:17:38,695 --> 01:17:41,156 Spent money on lavish offices, 1670 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,283 on a 24-hour life coach. 1671 01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:45,327 On colon cleanses. 1672 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,663 Why? That's so fucking gross. 1673 01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:52,084 - Another strike for bankrolled.com. - What did you do? 1674 01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:53,251 The right thing. 1675 01:17:56,129 --> 01:17:59,132 You have this moral superiority, but it's not true. 1676 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,218 People knew what they were getting into. 1677 01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,344 This has exploded. 1678 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:05,972 - People will consume what you give them. - You didn't have the right to do this. 1679 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:09,768 SignNow! They're coming to lynch us. Barricade! 1680 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:12,020 Barricade! Barricade! 1681 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:15,065 You lied to the press, you made that stupid video, 1682 01:18:15,148 --> 01:18:18,110 and you took credit for the work I did alone. 1683 01:18:18,193 --> 01:18:21,405 - They're going to lynch you too. - Followers are dropping. 1684 01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:23,615 That's what you care about? 1685 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,909 You ruined me in front of the other entrepreneurs. 1686 01:18:25,992 --> 01:18:29,955 You didn't deserve respect from the other entrepreneurs. 1687 01:18:30,038 --> 01:18:32,999 I helped you because you almost had a nervous breakdown. 1688 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,502 This is because of your fear of success. 1689 01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:37,587 You call this success? 1690 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,589 At what and whose expense? 1691 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:42,551 To lie to ourselves and a ton of people. 1692 01:18:42,634 --> 01:18:43,844 Long live success! 1693 01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:47,431 - Fam. - What? 1694 01:18:48,181 --> 01:18:51,101 This is cyanide. They won't take us alive. 1695 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:54,521 You're a dead weight. 1696 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:58,567 You'll always be this big, without dreams or goals. 1697 01:18:58,650 --> 01:19:01,695 I'm sick of pulling you along. 1698 01:19:01,778 --> 01:19:03,822 I wanted to inspire you because you're my friend. 1699 01:19:04,364 --> 01:19:06,491 You were in a bad place. 1700 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:10,162 You'll never go anywhere. You just complain and make up excuses. 1701 01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:12,497 It's capitalism, the white man. 1702 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,250 I gave you a real option to move ahead. 1703 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,335 And you turned into a joke. 1704 01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:23,091 I didn't want us to be worthless. 1705 01:19:23,216 --> 01:19:25,927 You didn't care if I liked what we were doing. 1706 01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:28,346 You don't care about my happiness. 1707 01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:31,433 You're so fucking selfish. 1708 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:36,313 What about you? Go to hell. Not now, life coach! 1709 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:39,231 Fuck off. 1710 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,820 Attention, everyone. 1711 01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:48,116 This box represents disappointment. 1712 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,200 Defeat. 1713 01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:51,870 Nobody wants to be in this box. 1714 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:52,871 Right? 1715 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:58,668 Natalia, put all of your dreams, promises, goals, and hopes in this box. 1716 01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:04,007 - You're fired. - I got it. 1717 01:20:04,549 --> 01:20:06,968 You don't have to be so cruel, jerk. 1718 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:08,637 What an asshole. 1719 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:13,016 There's no need to be hurtful. I'm hurt too. Natalia was my rising star. 1720 01:20:13,099 --> 01:20:14,017 [Nat scoffs] 1721 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:18,188 But what hurts more is that we are all going to need a box, 1722 01:20:18,271 --> 01:20:20,857 because Bankrolled is bankrupt. 1723 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,568 I won't be able to pay your salaries today. 1724 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,652 What? 1725 01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:26,279 Thanks, Natalia. 1726 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:28,949 I just got an iPhone 13. How will I pay for it? 1727 01:20:29,032 --> 01:20:31,243 I'll use an Android, gross. 1728 01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:35,539 I adopted a dog. How will I explain that we're homeless? 1729 01:20:37,582 --> 01:20:40,585 Fuck you, you fucking asshole. 1730 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,170 - Fuck you. - Let's go. 1731 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:43,505 Those belong to the... 1732 01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:49,135 ["Se Me Olvida" by Yoshi ft. Jesse Baez plays] 1733 01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:18,039 [Cano] A meme, a chapter. 1734 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,333 - A chapter for each meme... - Cano. 1735 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:23,712 How are you? I have a lot of new ideas. Want to ping-pong? 1736 01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:26,548 You're not my plus one anymore. Memelas is. 1737 01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:28,508 Forgive me. 1738 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,719 [man] Sir, come with me, please. 1739 01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:33,430 [Cano] Before you say anything, listen to me. 1740 01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:36,850 The rock stars of today are influencers. 1741 01:21:36,933 --> 01:21:39,311 - Yes. - Who is the most important influencer? 1742 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:42,814 Memelas. So, I was thinking of making a reality show 1743 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,609 about Memelas searching for the next Memelas. 1744 01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:48,028 - [Memelas] The next Memelas? I doubt it. - I mean... 1745 01:21:48,111 --> 01:21:49,112 Action! 1746 01:21:49,195 --> 01:21:51,323 Hello, friends. How are you? 1747 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:53,491 Not like that, Rocco. 1748 01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:54,910 Can I go to sleep? 1749 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:58,246 - Think about the kids that watch you. - Dad, it's 2:00 a.m. 1750 01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:00,540 He's a kid. You're going to traumatize him. 1751 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:02,709 Do I pay you to tell me how to educate my son? 1752 01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:07,589 [Carlos] OK, dear. Let's see if you can do it. Action! 1753 01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:11,259 Hello, friends. How are you? We're here with a new video. 1754 01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:14,346 We're trying out this really cool truck. 1755 01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,435 Motivation Nation? 1756 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,272 Yes. How are you? 1757 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:27,150 Give me back my money. 1758 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:28,901 I'm sorry. 1759 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,404 We invested everything. 1760 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,741 Hey! Do you know this guy? 1761 01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:38,536 He's a thief. He made SignNow fail. 1762 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,997 I wanted to stop global warming. 1763 01:22:41,081 --> 01:22:43,500 I signed for the manatee. Now it's too late. 1764 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:47,170 Do you want the bees to go extinct? No, no one does. 1765 01:22:47,837 --> 01:22:49,547 Hey, I'm talking to you. 1766 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:52,550 Look me in the eyes when I'm speaking. 1767 01:22:53,259 --> 01:22:55,139 BARISTA COMPETITION INFORMATION AND REGISTRATION 1768 01:22:55,178 --> 01:22:57,931 Do you know him? Kick him out or else I will. 1769 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:01,726 I'm sorry. 1770 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:04,270 I'll fix it. 1771 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,563 I'm sorry, everyone. 1772 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:07,982 I'll fix it. 1773 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:10,568 I'll fix it! 1774 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,195 I promise I'll fix it! 1775 01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:35,427 [emotional music plays] 1776 01:23:36,761 --> 01:23:37,929 When did I stop being myself? 1777 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,974 When did I lose sight of my purpose? 1778 01:23:41,057 --> 01:23:43,476 When did I stop caring about others? 1779 01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:47,105 I'm like you, a slave to my insecurities. 1780 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:48,815 I've never been enough. 1781 01:23:48,898 --> 01:23:51,860 It's never been enough success, money, love. 1782 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:55,196 Not thin enough. 1783 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,406 [echoing] 1784 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,745 I want to have the strength to grow. 1785 01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:04,789 Believing I've arrived at my goal takes me further away. 1786 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:06,583 Only when naked 1787 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,419 can I accept that I'm not perfect. 1788 01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:12,297 Like this, I can be happy with myself. 1789 01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:19,387 Today I begin loving my scars and bruises. 1790 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,432 The success of others is not my failure. 1791 01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:25,435 I understand there is no shortcut to success. 1792 01:24:25,518 --> 01:24:27,604 Life's paths aren't what I thought they were. 1793 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:34,444 I have to apologize 1794 01:24:34,986 --> 01:24:37,864 for taking out my frustration on the ones I love. 1795 01:24:37,947 --> 01:24:40,533 For hurting those that would never hurt me. 1796 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:43,953 What is success if it isn't shared? 1797 01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:47,040 Humility isn't thinking less of yourself, 1798 01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:48,458 just less about yourself. 1799 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,961 Don't forget to love yourself, 1800 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:53,046 and to subscribe. 1801 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,173 Click below. 1802 01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:57,050 SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MOTIVATIONAL VIDEOS 1803 01:24:57,133 --> 01:24:59,052 [emotional music continues] 1804 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:12,189 CHIAPAS 1805 01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:17,028 [emotional music trails off] 1806 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,905 FOR BLAS! FROM POLO. MUSEUM, 9:05 AM 1807 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,547 MUSEUM 1808 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,007 ["Alegría" by Elia y Elizabeth plays] 1809 01:25:54,315 --> 01:25:55,650 [assistant] Blas! 1810 01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:58,528 Me! I'm Blas. 1811 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:00,697 Come here. 1812 01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:02,407 We're late. 1813 01:26:02,490 --> 01:26:04,659 [applause] 1814 01:26:04,742 --> 01:26:07,495 BARISTA COMPETITION 10TH EDITION 1815 01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:12,750 I didn't know amateurs competed. 1816 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,753 I didn't know they invited the bean-burner. 1817 01:26:16,504 --> 01:26:18,131 The machine was calibrated wrong. 1818 01:26:18,214 --> 01:26:19,591 Your nose as well? 1819 01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:23,553 [audience applauding] 1820 01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:28,850 [suspenseful music playing] 1821 01:26:30,101 --> 01:26:33,146 I call this drink "Blow My Mind." 1822 01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,106 This is an Iberian bean. 1823 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,817 It has four times more caffeine 1824 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,777 than an Arabic bean. 1825 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:43,031 One cup can keep you awake for two days. 1826 01:26:43,114 --> 01:26:47,952 It has hints of jasmine, lemon, and strawberry jam. 1827 01:26:49,579 --> 01:26:50,955 From Soconusco, Chiapas, 1828 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:54,459 it has a controlled fermentation of 28 hours, 1829 01:26:55,043 --> 01:27:01,925 and you have to calibrate it at 18 grams per 36 milliliters at 91 degrees. 1830 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,844 It's very delicate. 1831 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:07,889 Not everyone can do it. 1832 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:21,277 ["Todos" by Los Nombres playing] 1833 01:27:43,466 --> 01:27:46,386 [exclaiming] 1834 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:50,723 You, you, you! 1835 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:54,727 [chuckles] Um... 1836 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,021 Thanks for the push. 1837 01:27:58,147 --> 01:28:00,275 You're made for this. 1838 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:05,655 I should have supported you and not pushed you into something else. 1839 01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:07,991 I ruined something that was going well. 1840 01:28:08,074 --> 01:28:09,450 It wasn't cool. 1841 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:12,036 - I was going a little crazy. - A little. 1842 01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:18,710 [inhales deeply] I missed your noodle soup smell. 1843 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,795 [in Catalan] You're my soulmate. 1844 01:28:20,878 --> 01:28:22,588 Catalan? 1845 01:28:23,589 --> 01:28:24,882 [in Spanish] Third place! 1846 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:25,842 [both laughing] 1847 01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:26,926 Not first. 1848 01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:29,512 ["Todos" continues playing] 1849 01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:51,826 I want to be a part of that. 1850 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,787 - Can you... - Yes. 1851 01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:58,416 This channel is going to be a hit. 1852 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,043 - Can you hold it? - Sure. 1853 01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:06,299 Polo Ríos. 1854 01:29:08,468 --> 01:29:11,262 - [pen scratching] - [paper tearing off] 1855 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:16,809 Do you want to ping-pong? 1856 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:22,357 [tranquil music] 1857 01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:28,237 It's your turn. 1858 01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,323 Thanks. 1859 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,035 Natalia. 1860 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:38,497 You work here? 1861 01:29:39,165 --> 01:29:40,666 - Obviously. - I work here. 1862 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:41,876 Yeah. [chuckles] 1863 01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:43,044 Uh-huh. 1864 01:29:43,127 --> 01:29:44,127 Come in, please. 1865 01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:46,088 Over here. 1866 01:29:48,257 --> 01:29:49,257 You look good. 1867 01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:51,177 More relaxed. 1868 01:29:51,844 --> 01:29:53,638 What did you do with the other Natalia? 1869 01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:57,392 Um, the philosophy here is pretty cool. 1870 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:02,355 It helps me remember that I don't have to control everything. 1871 01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:04,023 You found balance. 1872 01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:07,109 That's cool. 1873 01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:13,616 Over here, please. 1874 01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:18,496 How can we help you? 1875 01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:20,164 I'm here to make a deposit. 1876 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:24,043 [Nat chuckles] Clearing your name? 1877 01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:26,379 Something like that. It wasn't our money. 1878 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:28,548 I saw your video. 1879 01:30:30,007 --> 01:30:31,384 How embarrassing. 1880 01:30:31,467 --> 01:30:34,011 No, I liked it. 1881 01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:38,683 What's next for Polo Ríos, hm? 1882 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:40,768 Try to figure out who I am. 1883 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,061 Mm-hmm. 1884 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:43,145 What I want. 1885 01:30:43,646 --> 01:30:44,646 To apologize. 1886 01:30:45,898 --> 01:30:47,525 And... I don't know. 1887 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:50,069 Lay low for awhile. 1888 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:54,866 Mm-hmm. That will be easy with a million hits on Google. 1889 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:56,826 You Googled me? 1890 01:30:58,744 --> 01:31:00,037 I Googled you too. 1891 01:31:01,581 --> 01:31:04,417 I need your voice password, please. 1892 01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:06,626 Please. 1893 01:31:10,756 --> 01:31:15,678 [singing refrain from "Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas"] 1894 01:31:20,099 --> 01:31:21,099 Really? 1895 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:22,477 OK. 1896 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,061 We got it. 1897 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:26,147 ["Malportau" by Big Soto & Ecko plays] 1898 01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:38,951 Wow. 1899 01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,954 The best barista in town. 1900 01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:44,874 People heard about "Blow My Mind." 1901 01:31:44,957 --> 01:31:47,043 You found a need. 1902 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,337 - What's that? - What? 1903 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:51,172 - That. - It's nothing. 1904 01:31:51,255 --> 01:31:53,299 - You got a tattoo, man. - Yeah. 1905 01:31:53,382 --> 01:31:54,926 It's my personal brand. 1906 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:56,928 - So lame, I know. - No! 1907 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:58,512 I love it. 1908 01:31:58,554 --> 01:32:00,264 A drip from Ethiopia. 1909 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:01,516 Thanks. 1910 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:03,559 Polo? 1911 01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:05,186 No way, I'm Janono. 1912 01:32:05,269 --> 01:32:07,188 The CEO of Dogflix. I wrote you. 1913 01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:11,484 Remember Dogflix? It's like Netflix but for dogs. 1914 01:32:11,567 --> 01:32:15,279 Audiovisual content just for dogs. Everything. 1915 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,240 Series, comedies, dramas. 1916 01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:20,618 Narcodramas, reality shows, talk shows. Everything. 1917 01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,328 Your dog will never be bored. 1918 01:32:22,411 --> 01:32:24,455 We're going to be millionaires. 1919 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,541 What's your number? I'll call you. 1920 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,418 Send me a DM on Instagram. I check it daily. 1921 01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:30,670 - You sure? - Yeah. 1922 01:32:30,753 --> 01:32:32,129 - Let's do this. - Yes. 1923 01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:34,799 Millionaires, man. 1924 01:32:35,341 --> 01:32:36,592 Thanks. Dogflix. 1925 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:38,552 [Polo] Good luck. 1926 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,930 I have distributors there. 1927 01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:42,723 All right, bye. 1928 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:43,807 Love you. 1929 01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:45,935 Tell him about the universities. 1930 01:32:46,435 --> 01:32:47,937 Oh, yeah. 1931 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:50,940 They cleared the jam. I'm getting a lot of product. 1932 01:32:51,023 --> 01:32:52,483 Adderall, Ritalin, everything. 1933 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:56,237 The universities are giving it to the kids for exams. 1934 01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:59,282 I converted all my money to Aders. 1935 01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:01,951 I'm about to invest in a small homes Mexican startup. 1936 01:33:02,034 --> 01:33:03,578 What's going on? 1937 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:06,163 Don't get scared, but the Aders collapsed. 1938 01:33:06,247 --> 01:33:07,999 It's really hurting. 1939 01:33:08,082 --> 01:33:09,917 It's at 20 cents. 1940 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:12,420 I bought it at 20,000 pesos. You said it would go up. 1941 01:33:12,503 --> 01:33:14,880 I said it would fluctuate. It's fluctuating. 1942 01:33:14,964 --> 01:33:17,925 - That's the world of cryptocurrency. - What? 1943 01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:19,010 Calm down. 1944 01:33:19,093 --> 01:33:22,597 I swear that if you weren't the world's sexiest man... 1945 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:24,015 Hey! 1946 01:33:24,098 --> 01:33:26,517 - Control yourself. - Thanks. 1947 01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:29,186 No, man. That's not cool. 1948 01:33:29,270 --> 01:33:30,980 Blas, what's going on? 1949 01:33:31,063 --> 01:33:34,233 Genetimex. With a sample, we'll tell you if you're a descendant of Moctezuma. 1950 01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:35,443 No way. 1951 01:33:36,235 --> 01:33:38,654 - That's not bad. - No. 1952 01:33:38,738 --> 01:33:43,618 Hold on, that's not bad. 1953 01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:46,495 Call Tony. 1954 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:58,424 ["Malportau" by Big Soto & Ecko continues] 1955 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:07,952 [mid-tempo song playing] 1956 01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:53,808 Subtitle translation by: B.P. 139103

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