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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,133 Previously on The Republic of Sarah... 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:06,528 The town of Greylock has voted to declare independence. 3 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,617 Who's in charge if the mayor quits? 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,359 TYLER: Ms. Cooper. She saved us. She should be the leader. 5 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,013 AJ: I think Alexis might be my person. 6 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,797 You'll never be hers. 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,103 Not as long as she's married to William. 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,628 Weston's doing a story on Greylock. 9 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,021 Chairman Cooper?! 10 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,761 Sarah, you negotiated a power deal, 11 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,589 entered into diplomatic relations with New Hampshire, 12 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,070 and started a new currency, all with no oversight. 13 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,638 Yesterday you repealed a law to save your friend. 14 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,205 I see a dictator. 15 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,730 ["My Guess Is as Good as Yours" by Earthy Babes playing] 16 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,084 This is awful. 17 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,869 Weston's article about me being a dictator 18 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,698 has been picked up by a bunch of outlets; it's everywhere. 19 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,439 Okay, I don't think it's everywhere. 20 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:52,095 Yeah. My name is trending number four in the U.S. right now. 21 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:55,098 Well, in the clickbait Olympics, you don't even make the podium. 22 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:57,666 And the worst part is, now my inbox 23 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,450 is full of interview requests from other places. 24 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:01,539 I woke up to 27 voice mails. 25 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,150 What you should do is hold a press conference. 26 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:07,067 No, no, I've had enough press in my life for one month. 27 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,546 I don't know why you keep looking at that stuff. 28 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,765 It doesn't matter 29 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:10,940 what a bunch of online trolls are saying. 30 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,855 The people of Greylock, they love you. 31 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:15,771 Her Excellency! Supreme Leader. 32 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,468 Guiding Sunbeam. 33 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:20,254 Guiding Sun Ray, Max. 34 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:22,517 Kim Jong-il was called the Guiding Sun Ray. 35 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,129 But he has a point. 36 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,000 Max? No, Weston. 37 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,742 Nothing he said in his article was wrong. 38 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,440 I haven't had any oversight 39 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,529 since I became Greylock's leader. 40 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,574 I always meant for there to be checks and balances. 41 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,576 This was always, like, was always gonna be 42 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,448 a democracy, I just haven't had time 43 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,015 to democratize. 44 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,148 ♪ My guess... 45 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,584 But clearly that time 46 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,064 has come. 47 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,894 ♪ As good as yours. 48 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:54,114 Hey. 49 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:56,638 Hey. 50 00:01:58,901 --> 00:01:59,902 Hey! 51 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,164 Rumpelstiltskin, hi. 52 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,861 What? Knock it off. 53 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,733 People are gonna think you're trying to swipe her firstborn. 54 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,213 I can't help it. 55 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:07,910 Every time I see a baby, I just think about... 56 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,955 Your preggers paramour? 57 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,522 I wasn't gonna say it like that. 58 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,046 Oh, what about virile vixen? Boo eating for two? 59 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,613 I'm gonna dump this coffee on your head. 60 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,833 AJ, you don't even know if Alexis is pregnant. 61 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,791 Come on, the positive test that you found 62 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,228 could totally be Bella's. 63 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,925 Bella's been at prep school for three weeks. 64 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,318 And the test was bought with Alexis's credit card. 65 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,146 I saw the receipt. Okay. 66 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,235 So maybe the pregnancy's an accident. 67 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,715 Or maybe she's trying to eat her cake and have it, too. 68 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,500 She keeps this from me, she can enjoy our little soirees 69 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,066 for another month or two 70 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,807 before she trades in her heels for high chairs. 71 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,201 Ooh, maybe you would know 72 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,377 if you, I don't know, uh, asked her. 73 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,118 Well, I'm afraid to. 74 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,033 If I ask her and she says what I think she'll say... 75 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,470 You know how my temper is. 76 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,690 Okay, so talk to Alexis at the station. 77 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,605 Look, if you do it at work, you'll have cover 78 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,520 and you won't lose it.She's been gone. 79 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,652 Probably morning sickness. 80 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:57,133 Okay, AJ, just talk to her. 81 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,136 SARAH: We need to talk. 82 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,964 As I'm sure you all know 83 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,706 by now, the media has determined 84 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:09,624 my leadership of Greylock to be a little... absolute. 85 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,017 And while I wish I could tell Weston Woods 86 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,976 to go suck a tailpipe, 87 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,934 the truth is, he's right. 88 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:20,330 We have an opportunity to build something great here, 89 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:23,507 something that represents all of us. 90 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,596 And in order to do that, we need more voices 91 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,382 in the room than just mine. 92 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,035 So, over the course of the next week 93 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:33,430 we will be holding elections for a new congress. 94 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:34,692 The rules for these elections are derived from 95 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:35,954 the Greylock town charter. 96 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,695 There will be two rounds of voting. 97 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,306 The primary is open. 98 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:42,134 Every adult resident of Greylock is eligible to vote 99 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,180 and to run for office. 100 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,530 The six highest vote getters will enter a runoff 101 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:47,531 for four seats. 102 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,316 These roles are part-time 103 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,361 and on a volunteer basis. 104 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,145 You can keep your day job. 105 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:56,192 All I ask is your time 106 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,020 and your mind to help me write 107 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:00,152 a new constitution for Greylock. 108 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,807 This is a democracy, not a dictatorship, 109 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,941 and together we're going to prove it. 110 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,030 ♪ 111 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,562 LIZ:Sarah. 112 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,868 Liz. 113 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:20,912 Finally decided to let the people of Greylock 114 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,392 have a say, huh? 115 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,916 I'm sorry if you don't like the way I've handled things. 116 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,483 All I can do is try my best. 117 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,442 Six months ago you were a high school teacher. 118 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,530 What qualifies you to run our lives 119 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,053 without any supervision? 120 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:33,403 Supervision? 121 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:37,015 I need checks and balances, not a babysitter. 122 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,587 You just can't get enough of us, can you? 123 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:46,155 After exposing my wicked ways, I figured you'd be off 124 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,722 to fry bigger fish. 125 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,245 Well, my editor wants me to stay to write a follow-up. 126 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,900 My first article about you got a lot of traction. 127 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,771 Yeah, I noticed.Yeah, sorry about that. 128 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,296 Yeah, don't be. It was, um... it was fair. 129 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,732 Harsh but fair. 130 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,081 Still hoping I suck a tailpipe? 131 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,300 Sorry about that. Don't be. 132 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,998 It was fair. Harsh but... but fair. 133 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,870 You know, you could have folks email you 134 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,655 their candidate paperwork. 135 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,527 Yeah, our town charter requires citizens to register in person. 136 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,747 Your town charter also says it's against the law 137 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,618 for a common animal to have carnal knowledge 138 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,272 of a pet from a noble household. 139 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,143 Yeah. And these elections are the last time it will have 140 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,971 any authority in Greylock. 141 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,408 After the vote, the new legislators and I will 142 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:24,541 write a constitution that will form the backbone 143 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,064 of this country. 144 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:28,066 Seems pretty undictatorial to me. 145 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,720 Unless, of course, you're running the election. 146 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,200 No. Keeping my hands off of this one. 147 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,289 Officer Vince is all over it. 148 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,943 Well, I'm no expert on election science, 149 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,162 but, uh, it all seems on the up and up to me. 150 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,251 Good. Not that I'm trying to impress you or anything. 151 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,252 No, of course not. 152 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,167 No.Okay. 153 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,171 Maya Jiménez. That's J-I... 154 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,738 What do you think you're doing? 155 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,698 Becoming a public servant? 156 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,614 You're a child. You can't run for office. 157 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,703 Well, if I count as an adult when you're trying to deport me, 158 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:58,140 then I sure as hell count as an adult now. 159 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,750 What would somebody your age know about governing? 160 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,361 Well, I know we shouldn't be trying 161 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,537 to deport our own citizens over a prank gone wrong. 162 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,060 You broke the law. 163 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,714 Hey, it was a dumb law made by dumb adults. 164 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,193 If that's "mature" leadership, maybe it's time 165 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,717 we get a little immature. 166 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,980 Excuse me?Save it for the campaign, ladies. 167 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,851 Ms. Jiménez is correct. 168 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:17,638 According to the town charter, she qualifies as an adult 169 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,248 and is old enough to run for office. 170 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,249 [chuckles] 171 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,077 Hey, good luck. 172 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,470 Thank you. 173 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,082 See you. 174 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:30,085 You know, I ran into William earlier today, 175 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,217 and he told me he wasn't entering the election because 176 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,394 he wanted to spend more time with his family. 177 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,786 [scoffs] 178 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:38,049 More like more time with his new baby. 179 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,964 You know, at least now I know. 180 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,924 And I took your advice and called Alexis. 181 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:46,188 So now this explains why I didn't get a call back. 182 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,016 Easy there, American Psycho. 183 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,844 Your girlfriend did you wrong, not my muffin. 184 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,541 I'm sorry. 185 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,151 I don't even want to talk about it anymore. 186 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,153 [sighs]: Okay. 187 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,851 Great. Let's talk about something else. 188 00:06:56,894 --> 00:07:00,463 Are you gonna still run for the new congress thing? 189 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,466 Oh, yeah. I turned in my paperwork this afternoon. 190 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,512 Oh! And what is your platform? 191 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,862 I'm assuming that it involves asking Childish Gambino 192 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,255 to write the new national anthem. 193 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,606 Uh, right after Kara Walker redesigns the flag.[laughs] 194 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,738 I mean, Greylock is stuck between a superpower 195 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,392 and its closest allies.Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,002 At some point, we're gonna have to start thinking 197 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,090 about national security. 198 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,831 And diplomacy. I figure we need 199 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,485 someone who knows how to handle both 200 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,095 without being a D-bag. 201 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,488 What about you? 202 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,229 Me?You gonna run? 203 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,057 You're always talking about something 204 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,059 "somebody" should do to make Greylock better. 205 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,800 Why can't that somebody be you? 206 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:35,803 Well, because I'm not... 207 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,501 I can't...You are. 208 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,372 And you can. 209 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,288 Come on, you should run. 210 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:46,553 Having you on that council is exactly what this country needs. 211 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:50,948 Whoa, you know you're burning those, 212 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,647 right?Yeah, just how Doris likes them. 213 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,431 Her cat's been puking like a freshman on prom night. 214 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,215 I'm, uh, just trying to cheer her up. 215 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,695 What about you? I heard 216 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:01,089 that near-deportation thing was pretty rough. 217 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,612 Sorry I wasn't here to help. 218 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,222 What were you gonna do? It's not like anyone 219 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,746 could stop Chairman Cooper once she got going. 220 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,661 She wasn't really trying to screw you over, right? 221 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,401 Yeah, well, she did anyway. 222 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,403 Which is why I'm running for a spot 223 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,057 on the new congress. 224 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,103 That's allowed? 225 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,757 I'm on the prelim ballot. 226 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,194 Hey, actually, which reminds me, I have a favor to ask. 227 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,022 What, you want me to suppress a few votes, 228 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,763 pass out some election flyers with the wrong date on them? 229 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,635 [laughs] No. I want you to be my campaign manager. 230 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,245 Okay, you know how to organize 231 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,856 and you know how to fight.Yeah, 232 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,162 I know how to fight against the system, Maya, not... 233 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,903 not for it.Okay, but why throw rocks 234 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,470 at an ivory tower when you can burn it down 235 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,211 from the inside, okay? 236 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,518 If I get a seat, I can actually change stuff around here. 237 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:41,259 I'm gonna need some compensation.How about 238 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,174 my everlasting friendship and gratitude? 239 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:46,526 How about you cover my shift on Monday? 240 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,224 Bella and I have a video date. 241 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,530 Okay. 242 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:51,922 Deal. 243 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,358 Go![barking] 244 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,012 Get it, get it, get it. 245 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,013 Come back! 246 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,754 That's a good girl! 247 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,974 You're bouncy today. [laughs] 248 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,411 You know, I think it's the elections-- the more I think about it, 249 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,544 the more I think I might actually kick ass at it. 250 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,720 Oh, there's nothing "might" about it. [laughs] 251 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,765 It's just that, I don't know, people who grow up 252 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,681 from the part of town where I grew up don't do things like this. 253 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,944 That's why it's always the Putnams and the Fernsbys 254 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,686 and the Coopers who end up running everything.Out. Yeah. 255 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,383 No offense.No, none taken. 256 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,037 My family is 257 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:23,171 singularly unable to stay away from a political tangle. 258 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,607 [laughs]You know, 259 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,304 if you make it through this first round, 260 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,089 you're gonna have to debate the other candidates. 261 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,047 I know. I've been doing my research, 262 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,483 channeling my inner Socrates, 263 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,224 and if that doesn't work, 264 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,923 I'm just gonna throw some Real Housewives at them. Ready? 265 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,141 This is you. 266 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,317 This is me.Yeah, 267 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,363 that's gonna play really well in Greylock. 268 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,712 [both laugh] 269 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,584 How does Adam feel about you running? 270 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:48,239 He's okay with it. [clears throat]That enthusiastic, huh? 271 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,241 He just wants to protect me. 272 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,113 He really thinks our little local election 273 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,505 is gonna get that dirty? 274 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,551 Um, our leader just got smeared 275 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,509 all over the American media. 276 00:09:57,553 --> 00:10:00,121 And, oh, by the way, I've been doing some digging on Weston, 277 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,123 and it looks like taking down big shots 278 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,515 is kind of his thing. 279 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,343 Yeah, I know, I read all his stuff, too. 280 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,041 I think it's less "taking down big shots" 281 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,520 and more "speaking truth to power," 282 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,827 which, honestly, I like. 283 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:14,483 Even if you're the "power"?Yeah, I guess I'm still getting used to that part. 284 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:17,181 Just... mm, be careful with him. 285 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,009 He's already called me a dictator 286 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,881 to an audience of millions. 287 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,231 What more could he do?I don't know. 288 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,841 But I know that handsome men 289 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:28,323 always find new ways to ambush you. 290 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,283 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 291 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,161 "Vote for Danny Cooper"? 292 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,380 Sorry. Sorry. 293 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,773 You realize other people stay here, right? 294 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,645 Four months ago, you tried to bulldoze Greylock. 295 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,298 Now you're gonna try and represent it? 296 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,778 My bosses were always gonna put someone 297 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,910 from Lydon into congress, so I raised my hand. 298 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,128 Oh, lucky me. 299 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,782 How are you even eligible to run? 300 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,610 You live in a hotel. You're not a resident. 301 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,221 Mailing addresses, all 350 of us. 302 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,571 Sorry, sis, but 16% of your voting population 303 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,138 cashes checks with Lydon Industries. 304 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,531 A Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government 305 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,185 is not what democracy looks like. 306 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,491 A group of voters uniting in service of a common cause 307 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,363 is exactly what democracy looks like. 308 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,843 You just don't like the voters. 309 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,845 But, hey, if you're really that unhappy about it, 310 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,195 you could always go back to dictatorship. Oh. 311 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,544 What did that article call you again? 312 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,719 Don't..."Chairman Cooper"? 313 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,503 Has a nice ring to it. 314 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,592 Careful what you wish for, Danny. 315 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,986 You'll be first against the wall. 316 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,685 ♪ 317 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,471 HUNTER [over video]: Lactose tolerance... 318 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:35,172 [grunts] You gonna help me or what? 319 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,087 I am helping you. 320 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,611 How does you watching Hunter chug a gallon of milk help me? 321 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,961 It's research. 322 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,179 Oh, for a dairy farm you're starting? 323 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,268 No. For your campaign. Look. 324 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,096 I was going through the Greylock directory again today 325 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,359 to try to find out where your votes are gonna come from. 326 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,579 It's not the townies-- Liz Fernsby owns them. 327 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,450 Danny Cooper's got the Lydon guys, 328 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,713 and Officer Johnson and Corinne 329 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,105 are gonna split the independence vote. 330 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,280 That doesn't leave many blank ballots, huh? 331 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,282 That's exactly what I was thinking, 332 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,414 but there's one major group of voters 333 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,502 that are unaccounted for. 334 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,678 Us. 335 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,201 Us? 336 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,594 Teenagers. 337 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,856 I mean, Greylock town charter states 338 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,553 that adulthood starts at 15. 339 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,991 That means most people in high school can-can vote. 340 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,950 Yeah, but, listen, everyone in the high school hates me. 341 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,257 No, they just don't know you, okay? 342 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,128 And we're gonna change that, we're gonna give them a reason 343 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,826 to vote for Maya.How do we do that? 344 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,305 I think I have a way, 345 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,177 but you're gonna hate it. 346 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,918 So, Hunter, wh-what do you say? 347 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,571 What, you want me to help you? 348 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:27,964 Are you high? 349 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,400 Dude, you're right. I hate this idea. 350 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,488 TYLER: No, look, we don't like you 351 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,142 and you don't like us, but... 352 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,448 you're popular. 353 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,972 We want you to use that popularity 354 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,800 to help Maya's campaign. 355 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,281 Yeah-- Why the hell would I do that? 356 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,586 Shorter school days. 357 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,110 I'm listening. 358 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,894 Studies show that shorter days improve learning. 359 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,635 You help me win the election, maybe the last bell 360 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,811 starts ringing an hour earlier.Vote for Maya. 361 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,639 That wouldn't completely suck. 362 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,380 Neither would lowering the drinking age. 363 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,208 60% of countries let kids drink before the age of 21. 364 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,514 You really think you can swing that? 365 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,168 I mean, I can try, but it definitely won't help 366 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,866 if I'm not even in the room. 367 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,172 [laughs softly] What do I have to do? 368 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,522 Everybody follows you on social media here at school, right? 369 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,786 All you got to do is send out a few posts, tweets...Couple little texts. 370 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,745 ...texts, pictures: "Vaya con Maya."Yeah. Yeah. 371 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,488 Just a few little things for us and I really think... 372 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,533 Vote for Maya.What do you say? 373 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,624 [laughs softly] 374 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,627 Say cheese, shorty. 375 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,808 All right. It's posted. 376 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,114 See you Halloween costumes later. 377 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,813 Ugh, what a tool. 378 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,640 He's the right tool for the job. 379 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,078 ♪ This dismal epistle 380 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,080 ♪ Grounds enough for my dismissal ♪ 381 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:44,084 ♪ Wherein I say, "Things would be great ♪ 382 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,086 ♪ If great things could stay that way" ♪ 383 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,131 ♪ You know I'm just depressed 384 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:51,395 ♪ 'Cause no one's gonna let me starve to death ♪ 385 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,484 ♪ Or I'm doing well 386 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:57,880 ♪ So much so I must frustrate myself. ♪ 387 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,144 WESTON: The candidates are making some big promises. 388 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,754 So what do you think you can give to Greylock? 389 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,365 What can voters expect if they support you? 390 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,062 That I'll support them right back. 391 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,585 There's this dumb idea 392 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,804 that people have to be told what we need. 393 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,588 Young people, 394 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,155 poor people, 395 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,722 people without any power. 396 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,159 Hey. Greg. 397 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,598 But we know what we need.And what's that? 398 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,297 Somebody who's willing to shut up for a second and listen. 399 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,907 That's what I can give to Greylock. 400 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,735 So none of this has anything to do with the fact 401 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,303 that one of the other candidates tried to have you deported? 402 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,826 Of course it does. I don't want something like that 403 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,654 to happen to anyone else. 404 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,308 Ms. Cooper and Liz Fernsby 405 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,831 could go after me 406 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,093 because they thought I didn't matter. 407 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,790 But I do. And so do the rest 408 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,531 of Greylock's average citizens. 409 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,533 My campaign is about proving that. 410 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,534 Everybody counts. 411 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,667 What are you doing? 412 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,712 You shouldn't be talking to him.Why not? 413 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,062 'Cause he called you out on your BS? 414 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,759 Hey, if you need any quotes on her, 415 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:51,978 oof, 416 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,327 I've got plenty. 417 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199 Maya's 16. I don't want her caught 418 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,287 in the media's crosshairs. 419 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,462 WESTON: Maya Jiménez 420 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,160 is a great story. 421 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,857 She's an inspiration. It's exactly the kind of thing 422 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,467 I was hoping for when I requested this assignment. 423 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,469 You requested this assignment?Oh, can I...? 424 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,559 Of course I did. 425 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,431 A brand-new country, led by a brilliant, 426 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,520 badass 24-year-old woman? 427 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,522 That's career-making stuff."Brilliant, badass"? 428 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,307 You-you couldn't have led your article with that? 429 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,482 You can blame my editor. 430 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,310 Go easy on Maya. She's just a kid. 431 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,313 Goes without saying, Dear Leader.[scoffs] 432 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,880 WESTON:Kidding. 433 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,968 I'm-I'm kidding. 434 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,839 [chuckles]: Kidding. 435 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,975 He bothering you? 436 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,542 No, he's fine. If anyone's bothering me, 437 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,152 it's me. I'm so antsy, it's like I've forgotten 438 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,285 how to function without a crisis. 439 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,764 I can set the coffee machine on fire 440 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,028 if it'll make you feel better. 441 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,333 [laughs] Getting these elections right 442 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,726 is what will make me feel better. 443 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,641 Greylock the country has... 444 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,296 pretty much been my baby for the past few months. 445 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,950 Bringing new people in is so scary. 446 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,560 Yeah, but it's the right thing to do. 447 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,127 Besides, I can't handle this on my own anymore. 448 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,172 It's way too much for one person. 449 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,869 When's the last time you-you took a break? 450 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,871 Yeah, I have no idea. Maybe, like, um, 451 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,351 that concert we went to the day before 452 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,700 my brother arrived. 453 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,442 Idles at The Roxy?Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 454 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,358 Do you trust me? 455 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,143 The last time you asked me that, 456 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,058 we had to hitchhike home from that pet store in Albany. 457 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,451 Yeah, but you also met Beth Ditto. 458 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,409 Yeah, I trust you. 459 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,280 Good. 460 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,849 Meet me here after the debate. I got a surprise for you. 461 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,024 What kind of surprise? 462 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,983 The kind that's a surprise. 463 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,116 VINCE: Ladies and gentlemen, 464 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,249 the results of the preliminary round are in. 465 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,382 The six candidates for the final runoff election are: 466 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,428 Amy Johnson...[cheering, applause] 467 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,256 ...Daniel Cooper, 468 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,171 Olive Platt, Corinne Dearborn... 469 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,520 WOMAN: All right, Corinne! 470 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,912 ...Elizabeth Fernsby... 471 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,044 MAN: All right, Liz! 472 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,524 ...and Maya Jiménez. 473 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,221 [crowd cheering] 474 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,268 We look forward to seeing you all at the debate tonight. 475 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,357 Hey, congrats, AJ.Oh, thank you. 476 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,275 ALEXIS: Hey. 477 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,059 I just heard that you made it to the runoff. 478 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,061 Congratulations. 479 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,715 Oh, so now you want to talk to me? 480 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,412 I'm really sorry that I haven't called, okay? 481 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:06,068 Uh, William has been very present lately. 482 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,288 Of course. I'm sure he's excited about the baby. 483 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,160 I'm sorry, what?Don't stand here and lie to me. 484 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,075 I found the pregnancy test, Alexis. 485 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,772 You, you snooped in my... 486 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,122 I was cleaning up, 487 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,427 and I found it. 488 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,473 And like a good girlf... 489 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,344 whatever I am to you, 490 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,042 I waited for you to tell me about it. 491 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,521 Spoiler alert: you didn't. 492 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,001 So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off. 493 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,134 AJ.Look, I get you're married. 494 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,266 That was a part of the deal when we started. But a baby 495 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,572 is different. 496 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,703 And then you fill my head with BS 497 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,096 about you being crazy about me. 498 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,533 Meanwhile, you're starting an 18-year re-up 499 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,057 with your husband. 500 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,362 Behind my back.You don't... 501 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,017 WILLIAM: Oh. Officer Johnson. 502 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,411 We just heard. Congrats on the runoff. 503 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,675 Congrats to you, too. A new baby is so exciting. 504 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,285 What? 505 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,774 Alexis, you're pregnant? 506 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:00,818 Oh... 507 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,834 Why is there a disco ball in my walk-in? 508 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,967 I'm doing something for Sarah.Ah. 509 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,404 And is this, uh, sudden burst of boldness 510 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,538 related to the charming reporter that's been sneaking around? 511 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,280 He's not that charming.Uh, he is that charming. 512 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:31,327 Maybe, maybe me seeing him make cow eyes at her 513 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,850 sped up the process a little bit, 514 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,809 but it was bound to happen. 515 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,075 What? 516 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,207 N-Nothing. 517 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,382 That's not a "nothing" look. 518 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,645 Is this the first date 519 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,821 that you've gone on since...? 520 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,216 I-I'm sorry for even bringing it up. 521 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,131 It's okay. Patience is gone, and I'm here 522 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,308 With an absolutely perfect woman who I'm pretty sure is into me. 523 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,093 So, yeah. It's time to move on. 524 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,138 Of course. 525 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,183 I'm good. 526 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,445 [laughs]: I'm good. 527 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,538 WESTON: Uh, good evening. 528 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,802 Welcome to Greylock's inaugural legislative primary debate. 529 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,239 To those of you here tonight and those of you 530 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,241 listening from home, I'm Weston Woods 531 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,199 of The Yorkshire, and as an impartial observer, 532 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,635 I'm honored to have been asked 533 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,160 to moderate this evening's event. 534 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,205 Each candidate will give their opening statement, 535 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,555 then we'll move to a roundtable discussion. 536 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,818 This is your chance to get to know your candidates. 537 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,820 I look forward to an enlightening evening. 538 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,779 [applause] 539 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:36,087 The most important issue facing Greylock today is identity. 540 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,525 Who are we? But more importantly, 541 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,309 who do we want to be? 542 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,920 We are a nation of tradition. 543 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,358 But we are also a home for innovation. 544 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,186 A place for second chances. 545 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,101 A land of wild and untamed beauty. 546 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,538 A community of strength. 547 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,453 A harbor from the storm.[applause] 548 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,411 AJ: We founded this country 549 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,239 to get rid of Lydon. 550 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,937 Why would we put one of their lackeys in our government? 551 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,070 I'm a son of Greylock. This place shaped me. 552 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,681 I'm just looking for an opportunity to return the favor. 553 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,423 Government works best as a team of rivals. 554 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,295 We can't have a congress of Sarah's flunkies 555 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,471 rubber-stamping her every whim. 556 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:12,689 Sarah's roommate, 557 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,256 Sarah's brother, Sarah's best friend, 558 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,475 Sarah's devotee. 559 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:16,737 Former devotee. 560 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,260 LIZ: How are we supposed to have 561 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,957 independent oversight if Sarah owns 562 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,958 half the candidates?[applause] 563 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,264 AJ: No one owns me. 564 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,309 And just because I live with Sarah 565 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,962 doesn't mean I can't tell her 566 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,442 where to stick it and when it needs to be stuck. 567 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,661 MAYA: New ideas 568 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,358 are exactly what this country needs. 569 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,013 And to get new ideas, we need new faces. 570 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,842 My family has been in Greylock since its founding. 571 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,539 We declared independence 572 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,106 so we could stay who we were. 573 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,499 CORINNE: I love 574 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,717 Greylock's unique history, 575 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,329 but a country isn't a hot dog stand. 576 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,548 You can't rely on the same formula forever. 577 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,942 The world is changing. We have to change with it. 578 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,336 [applause] 579 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,077 You know, I could see why you would say that, Ms. Dearborn. 580 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,166 Because if anyone would benefit 581 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,168 from forgetting the past, it's you. 582 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,692 Uh, what do you mean by that? 583 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,433 You know, most people wrote you off 584 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,652 when you became another teen pregnancy statistic, 585 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,786 but you certainly have made the most 586 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,310 of your youthful mistakes. 587 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,661 Sorr-- My-my youth-- my youthful mistakes? 588 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,794 What-- uh, what do you, what do you mean by that? 589 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,753 Are you calling my son a mistake? 590 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,149 Hey, bitch in the ugly blouse, 591 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,672 did you just call my son a mistake?[people gasping] 592 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,152 Because I swear to God, if you even... 593 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,806 This election 594 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,591 is just the first step in a long journey 595 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,550 toward Greylock's future. I suggest 596 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,640 we worry less about what we've done, 597 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:34,771 focus more on 598 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:35,859 what we can do. 599 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,479 I.D. SARAH: Grover, what...? 600 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,002 Excuse me, Miss, uh-uh, 601 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:51,048 you can't come in here without an I.D. 602 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,879 It's me, I promise. 603 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,968 [laughs] 604 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:04,584 Enjoy your night.Thank you. 605 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,247 Hi.Hi. 606 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:20,382 You look like a... whiskey ginger type. 607 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,732 How did you know? 608 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,430 Lucky guess. 609 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,824 Grover, this is amazing. 610 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,698 Why did you do all of this? 611 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,439 'Cause you deserve a night out. 612 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:36,267 And I figured since I couldn't get you to a club 613 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:40,010 before the elections, I'd bring the club to you. 614 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,104 Thank you. 615 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,279 Cheers. 616 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,151 Cheers. 617 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:55,852 Ah. The opener should be on any moment now. 618 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,420 ♪ We will have to save ourselves... ♪ 619 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,726 There they are. 620 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,729 Okay. Come on. 621 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:08,212 ♪ We are hiding way down low 622 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:11,390 ♪ Sacrificing limbs 623 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:16,090 ♪ For a rope, a hope hoax 624 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,223 ♪ Oh, no... 625 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,878 Come on, come on. 626 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,664 ♪ Oh, no... 627 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,970 I'm used to there being more people to hide behind! 628 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:29,059 Who are you gonna hide behind? It's just me. Come on! 629 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:33,324 ♪ Just us... 630 00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,587 [knocking on door] 631 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,329 Thanks for coming. 632 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,855 Sarah's out, so I thought we could talk. 633 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,771 I think you have said more than enough today. 634 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,555 Why the hell do you think you have the right 635 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:47,861 to talk to my husband?!I messed up, okay? 636 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,340 I know I messed up. 637 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,516 You want to know why I didn't tell you about the baby? 638 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:53,344 Huh? Because there is no baby. 639 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,041 You lost it? 640 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,173 I had an abortion. 641 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:58,349 I missed my period and I took a test 642 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,482 and I had no idea where my marriage was going 643 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,702 and I had no idea what you and I were doing 644 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:07,358 and I was, I-I was in no place to be a mother. 645 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:10,013 So I told William that I was gonna go see 646 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,929 an old college friend and I went to the city and... 647 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,064 And I wanted to tell you. 648 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,154 I wanted to call you. 649 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:24,898 I just needed a few more days to get my head on straight. 650 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:29,511 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 651 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,078 Yeah, of course you didn't know. 652 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:34,124 You didn't know because you didn't ask me. 653 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,475 Instead of asking me, you just went off half-cocked 654 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,867 with your own delusions and then you spewed 655 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,565 those delusions at my husband. 656 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:41,001 I was angry. 657 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,132 No. Stay away from me. 658 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,485 And I was confused and I was hurt. 659 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,880 Yeah, well, you know, so am I, AJ, so am I. 660 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,927 And I'm also married 661 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:57,670 to a good and compassionate man who doesn't deserve any of this. 662 00:24:57,713 --> 00:25:01,804 So... I am going to go to New York with that man 663 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,589 and I'm gonna see if there's anything left of our marriage 664 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,112 that we can save. 665 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,073 What did you tell him about the pregnancy? 666 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:13,903 That is none of your business. 667 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,211 Does he know about us? 668 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,909 No. 669 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:28,004 There is a world where this ended 670 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,311 so differently. 671 00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,183 The way I felt about you... 672 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,274 Goodbye, AJ. 673 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,193 [door closes]♪ Ships with 674 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:45,456 ♪ Ships with holes will sink 675 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:50,723 ♪ And I will swim 676 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,901 ♪ It's nothing, make time for us ♪ 677 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,251 ♪ Make time for us 678 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,688 ♪ Can't even shout for words 679 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:02,299 ♪ You know I'm far too shameful ♪ 680 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:04,475 ♪ It's nothing 681 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:08,349 ♪ Make time for us, make time for us ♪ 682 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,830 ♪ Can't even sing for words 683 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:13,702 ♪ You know I'm far too shameful. ♪ 684 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,185 [music stops] 685 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,671 [kissing] 686 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,947 Grover? 687 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,515 Uh, sorry. 688 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,084 Uh, I sh-- I sh-- I... 689 00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:49,608 I sh-- I shouldn't have. 690 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,221 Sometimes you look at me like you need me to breathe, 691 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:56,440 and then, other times, 692 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:59,052 you can't stand to be in the same room with me. 693 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,797 I knew you weren't ready, I just really wanted you to be. 694 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,103 I'm sorry.No, no, no, no. 695 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:09,149 I-I want you, Sarah. 696 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,760 I do. But, um... 697 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:14,197 I-- Oh, God. 698 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,766 I can't. 699 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,813 I just can't. 700 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,775 It's okay. 701 00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,951 I get it. 702 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,955 When you are ready... 703 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:37,656 ...you're gonna make someone else incredibly happy. 704 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,224 "Someone else." 705 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,887 [sniffles] 706 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,976 [crying softly] 707 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,857 So... 708 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,555 he just couldn't get over that Patience hurdle, huh? 709 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,600 I don't know why I thought he would. 710 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,646 It's hard, 711 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,171 feeling something for somebody so long, 712 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,217 and coming to terms with the fact 713 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,436 that they can't reciprocate. 714 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,354 Are you gonna tell me what's going on with you? 715 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:28,228 'Cause clearly that little speech wasn't just for me. 716 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:33,102 [sighs] 717 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,321 For the past few months, I've been sleeping 718 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:36,018 with Alexis Whitmore. 719 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:40,066 But as of last night... 720 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:43,199 I basically dynamited Alexis's marriage 721 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,897 and our affair. 722 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:51,512 So, yeah. 723 00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:53,601 I'm batting a thousand over here. 724 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,276 [exhales] That's better. 725 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,847 Looking like a snack in those pants, Charlie. 726 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:26,112 [chuckling]: Yeah... yeah. 727 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,635 Oh. 728 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:31,639 Hey, shorty. 729 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:33,946 Got to admit, 730 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:34,816 you did way better last night 731 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,904 than I thought you would. 732 00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,387 What does he want? 733 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:43,694 It's funny you should ask. 734 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,393 You still have to get through the final election. 735 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,613 And you need me. 736 00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,311 But I need all that. 737 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:58,144 "ATV access in Hargis Preserve"? 738 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,320 "Homecoming as a national holiday"? 739 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:02,017 Mm-hmm. 740 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:04,977 "Pack the courts with youthful hotties"?Uh-huh. 741 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,543 That-That's BS, dude. 742 00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:07,762 That's politics. 743 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,635 Pass. 744 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,161 Look, I go, my votes go with me. 745 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,511 I lose, we all lose. 746 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,514 Yeah, maybe. 747 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,343 Maybe not. 748 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,954 You know how to find me 749 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:28,043 when you change your mind. 750 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,703 It's Grover, right? 751 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,792 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 752 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,403 I'm not involved in the election. 753 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:43,929 Oh, it's not about the election. About Sarah. 754 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:47,236 I don't know. She's smart, she's kind. 755 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,673 Is she single? 756 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:50,979 Excuse me? 757 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,808 Does she have a romantic partner? 758 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,028 What's that got to do with anything? 759 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:58,204 Well, Sarah's currently the youngest head of state on Earth. 760 00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,119 And you want to turn her into a sex object. 761 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:02,773 No, I want to humanize her. 762 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:04,471 Show a generation of young people 763 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,300 that she's just like they are, with the same hopes and dreams 764 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:10,520 and, yeah, maybe the same romantic problems. 765 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,131 Hopefully inspire 766 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,481 a few to follow in her footsteps, you know? 767 00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:17,484 Yeah. She's single. 768 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,751 [exhales] Hi, Danny. What are you doing here? 769 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:25,927 Uh, just talking to the judge about an easement 770 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,755 on one of our mines. You?Nice. Um... 771 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,191 I'm... Nothing. 772 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,714 I just...Wait a minute, you're... 773 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:32,455 What? You're not... 774 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:34,240 What? Giving up? 775 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,589 Packing it in? 776 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,417 Waving the white flag with, uh, 777 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,027 furious abandon? Yes. 778 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:41,290 Why?Last night was a disaster. 779 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,162 Liz set a trap, and I walked into it. 780 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,946 And I made myself at home. 781 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,253 Just another white trash train wreck. 782 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:49,124 Okay, there's no coming back from that. 783 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:51,126 Liz Fernsby... 784 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:52,780 is an ass. 785 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:54,173 She was born an ass, she lives as an ass, 786 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:55,739 and she will die an ass. 787 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,263 Everyone in Greylock knows it. 788 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,655 Just like they know you. 789 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,570 You are not a train wreck. 790 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,703 You're smart, you're capable, and you care. 791 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:04,923 As long as those things are true, 792 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,750 you'll always have a chance. 793 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:10,319 When people look at me, they don't see a leader. 794 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:11,712 I do. I'm people. 795 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,235 Danny, you don't have to-- it's okay. 796 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:14,889 All this policy stuff is 797 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,369 over my head anyways.Why do you always do that? 798 00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:17,718 What? 799 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,373 Pretend to be dumber than you are. 800 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:27,815 I know my sister casts a long shadow. 801 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:31,166 But that doesn't mean that you can't cast one of your own. 802 00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:36,041 Tell me how you feel about Greylock's school system. 803 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,390 Danny, I don't want to...Tell me. 804 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,653 Okay, well, now that we're finally 805 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,176 free from America's Jurassic-era 806 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,048 curriculum, we can take a look 807 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:45,224 at how to holistically serve all of our students. 808 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,095 Not just the five who test well. 809 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:50,533 I mean, independence is probably 810 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:51,795 the best thing that could have happened 811 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,362 for our children's futures. 812 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,712 Trust me.I do. 813 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:57,888 Now go get the rest of Greylock to do the same. 814 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:02,458 Turned and burned, just how you like 'em, Doris. 815 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,504 There you go.Mmm. 816 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,114 Hey, what'd the vet say about Eartha Kitty? 817 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,421 She'll be fine, the little diva. 818 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,900 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 819 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,293 Hey, let me know if you need anything else. 820 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,034 Okay?Mm-hmm. 821 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,645 [sniffs] Oh. 822 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:16,646 What now? 823 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,908 Hunter. 824 00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,475 He started a write-in campaign for himself. 825 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,608 Dude. He'll never win. 826 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,219 Yeah, I think he knows that. 827 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:24,959 He's trying to make you 828 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,613 regret pissing him off. 829 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,050 Okay, the only thing I regret is not kicking him in the balls. 830 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:31,705 [sighs] But we can spin this. 831 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,054 You know, he pissed off the whole volleyball team 832 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,969 last year when he called Emma Donnelly a cow. 833 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,189 Yeah, I'm just, I'm done chasing the popular kids. 834 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:38,538 If I'm gonna lose the election, 835 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,235 I'm at least gonna keep my pride. 836 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:41,976 You'll always have me and Doris. 837 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,673 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 838 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,414 I do always have you and Doris. 839 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,068 And the cross country team, and with Doris, 840 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,896 you probably got the senior center vote. 841 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:51,203 That's my constituency. 842 00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:53,727 The people that everyone else in Greylock overlooks. 843 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,946 Yeah. 844 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,992 And that dude Charlie, right, with the plaid pants? 845 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,689 Yeah. I mean, he loves you. 846 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:01,213 And he's a bigwig at the bowling league? 847 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,128 Yeah, and Greg the Goth, 848 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,347 he's really tight with all of the band kids. 849 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:06,783 Dude, screw Hunter. 850 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,176 We're gonna build a country-wide coalition 851 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,048 out of Greylock's misfit toys. 852 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,093 Okay. 853 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,529 Hey. 854 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,618 ["Sleep in the Heat" by PUP playing] 855 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:24,671 ♪ You started falling apart... 856 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,803 Hey. Hey. 857 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,544 That's for undecided voters. 858 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,329 WESTON: I thought you were going after the youth vote. 859 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,331 I am. And the elderly vote. 860 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,246 And the birders and the marching band 861 00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:35,943 and the bowling league and anyone else 862 00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,510 who's ever felt left out. 863 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,295 Everybody counts. 864 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,602 Before we get to the results, I just want to say 865 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,344 how proud I am of everyone. 866 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:47,128 Our citizens and all 867 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:49,435 of our candidates, the level of engagement has been 868 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,133 beyond my wildest dreams and... 869 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:54,744 I know whoever wins, they're gonna, 870 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,398 they're gonna pour their hearts and souls into 871 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:59,184 helping Greylock grow.[cheering, applause] 872 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,275 Thank you, Sarah. All right, here we go. 873 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,103 In order of voting percentage, 874 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:08,149 Greylock's new legislators are... 875 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,716 Amy Johnson... 876 00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:11,805 [cheering, applause] 877 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,154 Daniel Cooper... 878 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,809 and Maya Jiménez. 879 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,289 What? Yes! 880 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,728 And beating out the fifth place finisher by just two votes... 881 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,602 ...Elizabeth Fernsby![screams] 882 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:30,040 Congratulations to Greylock's first legislators. 883 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,695 [cheering, clamoring] 884 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,487 The reign of Queen Sarah hath come to an end. 885 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,445 You'll finally have some real oversight. 886 00:35:43,489 --> 00:35:46,056 Hey, sorry it didn't work out, but "A" for effort. 887 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,058 Oh, hey, Liz? Um, "K" for kiss my...Hey! 888 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,886 [vocalizing]Sorry. 889 00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:51,975 She's just-- what a... douche canoe. 890 00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,586 Yeah, okay, yeah, I know, but she's, 891 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:56,110 she's my douche canoe now. 892 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,156 So paddle upstream.Okay. 893 00:35:58,199 --> 00:35:59,766 Yeah. I'm sorry. 894 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,943 So... how's it feel to be a government official? 895 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:04,466 I don't think it hit me until now 896 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,294 how many people are actually counting on me. 897 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,166 I just hope I don't disappoint them.TYLER: You won't. 898 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,645 You're gonna kill it. 899 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:11,299 Hey, I just wanted to come say congratulations. 900 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:14,084 You two make a really good team. 901 00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:15,695 I was really proud to vote for you, Maya. 902 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,479 Thanks. 903 00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:23,181 Excuse us, Sarah. This is kind of a family moment. 904 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,183 Oh, of course, I'm sorry. 905 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,532 AJ: Alexis? 906 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,229 What are you doing here? 907 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,405 William wanted one of us here to see the winners. 908 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:33,321 After everything that happened, I couldn't exactly say no.Wait, listen. 909 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:34,801 I'm sure you don't want to hear this from me, 910 00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:36,977 but I need to say it anyway. 911 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,761 The truth is... 912 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,502 I was falling for you. 913 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,896 And when I thought you weren't on the same page as me, 914 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,376 I just got scared. 915 00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:48,771 It's not an excuse for what I did. 916 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,773 But... 917 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,906 I need you to know that I'm sorry. 918 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:55,561 Now I know. 919 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,650 Goodbye, AJ. 920 00:36:57,693 --> 00:37:00,174 ♪ If I was all right and they sat with me a while ♪ 921 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,743 ♪ In the cool, dark country... 922 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,484 Not bad for a first election, huh? 923 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:08,095 You prove the "Chairman Cooper" headline more wrong every day. 924 00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:10,880 Yes. Do you have any final questions? 925 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,926 Just one. Uh... 926 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,364 How do you feel about Api Morado? 927 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,713 Is that a person? 928 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,976 It's a drink. Comes from Bolivia. 929 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,022 Warm purple corn mash with, uh, cinnamon, 930 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:25,286 cloves... orange zest. 931 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,506 There's a little bar just opened down the street from my hotel. 932 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,116 The bartender makes his own. 933 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,639 This feels less like a reporter asking 934 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:33,338 a question and more like you... 935 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,209 asking me out. 936 00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:39,518 Yeah, that's because I am asking you out. 937 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,389 [laughs] I have to file this story 938 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,478 at midnight-- until then, I'm a journalist covering 939 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,219 the town of Greylock. Going on a date with you would be... 940 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,352 well, it'd be totally unethical. 941 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,179 Mm-hmm.But at 12:01, 942 00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,094 [clucks tongue] 943 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,574 I'm just a guy. 944 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,315 ♪ In all the years gone by... 945 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,317 A guy who spent the last couple of weeks 946 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,623 completely bowled over 947 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,320 by the fearless, fascinating, 948 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:02,671 drop-dead gorgeous woman in front of him right now. 949 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:06,022 So I'm gonna be celebrating this 950 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:09,199 story at 12:01 tonight with some warm Api Morado. 951 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:12,551 And I'd love it if you'd join me. 952 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,684 [quietly]: I don't know what to say. 953 00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:17,599 That's all right, that's all right, um... 954 00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:20,472 you still have five hours to figure it out. 955 00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:22,387 Okay.Okay. 956 00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:38,228 [door creaks open] 957 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,101 [indistinct chatter] 958 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,755 Hi. You, uh, 959 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,060 all alone out here? 960 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:47,542 Yeah, Adam took Josh home to bed, so... 961 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,762 But not before I got to hear him ask 962 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:52,895 if, uh, this result "makes Mommy a loser." 963 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,073 You are not a loser. 964 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:59,946 You were right with what you said the other day. 965 00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,556 I would have regretted quitting. 966 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,429 So thank you for making me stand up for myself. 967 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:06,518 I just gave you a little push is all.Yeah, well, 968 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,084 it was a push that I needed, so... 969 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:12,045 And, hey, congrats. 970 00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:19,269 Good night, Danny. 971 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:24,840 ♪ In love with the water 972 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:29,628 ♪ In lust with the open sky ♪ 973 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:33,414 ♪ I swallowed the mirror 974 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:37,940 ♪ Reflect as the days flow by 975 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,943 ♪ 976 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,295 CORINNE: Come on, AJ, 977 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,688 you won. 978 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,690 How is it that I lost to my ex, 979 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,344 and I'm still more chipper than you are? 980 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,867 [scoffs] I saw Alexis tonight. 981 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,087 Oh, wow, then you're really gonna need this. 982 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,306 You will move on soon enough. 983 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,526 Mm-hmm, hopefully 984 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:01,311 with a single woman who isn't married 985 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,444 to William Whitmore. Yes. 986 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,098 No, thank you. I need a sex cleanse. 987 00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:06,926 I need to focus on something new. 988 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:09,537 Like the congressional seat I just beat you out for. 989 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,147 And she's back. Yes. 990 00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:13,106 That should work.[laughter] 991 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,761 A toast to... 992 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:17,632 Greylock. 993 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,373 And to new beginnings. 994 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,157 To Greylock and new beginnings. 995 00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:23,464 ♪ And darn it all 996 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:27,903 ♪ The moss, it's glowing 997 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:32,125 ♪ Still wet in the morning sun 998 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:35,955 ♪ Thought I saw a ladder... 999 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:38,131 Hey... 1000 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:39,349 you came. 1001 00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:41,482 [Sarah chuckles] 1002 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,707 You hyped up this purple drink so much, I had to try it. 1003 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,013 Hey, I'll get that for you. 1004 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:53,276 Thank you. You're welcome. 1005 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,458 Okay, that's really good. 1006 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,199 Thank you. 1007 00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:05,332 ♪ It swallowed the glory... 1008 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,681 So, did you bring me all the way down here 1009 00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,814 just to drink weird Bolivian tea? 1010 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,860 I brought you all the way down here so I can tell you 1011 00:41:11,904 --> 00:41:15,037 I really want to kiss you. 1012 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:15,995 I have since 1013 00:41:16,038 --> 00:41:17,649 about five minutes after we met. 1014 00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:20,521 [quiet laugh] Wow. 1015 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,871 That was really... forward of me. 1016 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,525 I'm sorry. 1017 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:26,353 ♪ The side of the mother 1018 00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:28,790 "Don't bury the lede," right? 1019 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:32,402 ♪ Won't have any questions 1020 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:36,189 ♪ Won't have any questions ♪ 1021 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:41,237 ♪ Won't have any questions. 1022 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,303 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 70164

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