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RuPaul: Previously on All
Stars...

You need to produce and host

an enter-tainting chat show
Pink Table Talk.

-Oh.
-Okay.

I've always been
a mama's...boy?

[all laugh]
Ooh.

When you flipped into that show
mode

I was like, ehh get back to
being vulnerable

Kylie Sonique Love.

I have taken on
the responsibility

of having a pet.

I didn't feel like
I got to know enough of you,

because I know that
you have more to tell.

RuPaul: Jan.

I love my butt

because there is cushion
for the pushin'!

You're always at 110%
100% of the time.

It's frustrating, because
I'm trying to find that balance.

I am 253 pounds, and there
is not a day that goes by

that everybody
doesn't slide into my DMs

and remind me.

The top All Star is...
Ginger Minj.

Werk!

Kylie, Scarlet, Jan.

you are the bottom queens
of the week.

Scarlet, what did they say
about you, babe?

I got pretty rave reviews.

I definitely didn't get
the worst critiques.

This is truly
some bullshit.

They told me to bring the funk,

and I brought it.

Well, not when the challenge
is meant to be conversational.

I do think you had
one of the weaker performances.

Ru-veal yourself!

-[cheering]
-Oh, my God!

Ginger Minj,
you're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

I just won $30.000!

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

Scarlet.

Scarlet, sashay away.

Ooh.

Yes, bitch!

Whoa!

Bitch, you better represent
for the big girls.

♪ Oh, my toes ♪

Aah!

I'm a winner, baby.

This is what I can get behind.

Hey, hey.

He-he-hey.

Congratulations, bitch!

You were so phenomenal
in this challenge,

and rightfully deserve
your praise.

Congrats, girl.

Thank you.
I just wanted to have fun.

I had a good time.

Should we figure out
what's going on in this box?

-Come on.
-Ooh.

Ooh.

One vote for Scarlet.

One vote for Jan.

One vote for Scarlet.

Jan.

Another one for Jan.

Scarlet. Jan.

And Scarlet.

A tie.

Wow.

I have half the vote

when I just won a challenge
and I've been doing well.

Well, what do we do
about a tie?

What if they made
the two that tied

come up and lip sync?

Like a lip sync for your life?

Yeah, that would
kind of turn it.

I was expecting maybe
one or two lipsticks for me.

I wasn't expecting four.

Really blows my mind.

It really bothers me.

I picked you

because tonight
you had the harsher critiques

on the runway as far as
the challenge and the look.

I also picked Jan.

I worked with Scarlet
and Kylie this week,

and I wouldn't have felt right

nominating either one of them.

But I do want to encourage you

to just be a little bit
more yourself always.

I feel the exact same way.

So I actually
chose you as well.

Two weeks ago,
they were, like,

bring back that funk
and stuff,

and I tried to do that.

Like, I don't think I would
have won the challenge last week

if I wasn't 110%.

And that's just, like, me.

This challenge was asked of us

to be ourselves
and not a character.

and that 110, Jan,
is your character, Jan.

Like fake Jan.

I just, like, didn't feel

like I was up there
the entire time.

That just, like...
was I?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah, you were.

Thanks.

I wanna just say this.

I appreciate
every single one of you

for not even putting
my lipstick in this box.

I won't lie.

I was very close
to choosing yours

only because based on
this challenge alone,

I felt like
you were the weakest link.

But I also feel
you've got a lot more to show.

You were very passionate,

and I felt that from you.

I felt like, no,
please don't send me yet

because the best
is yet to come.

Whew!

I love you, but I'm trying
to get de-dragged, bitch.

Let's get out of this.

I gotta walk my dog.

I gotta walk
my hog, bitch, okay?

All right.

I don't wanna see my name

in no fucking tray
to go home again.

Ever. I didn't wait 11 years

to come here
and to drop the ball.

Oh, hell, no.

Oh, my God.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge
Emma Roberts.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Werk, werk, werk,
werk, werk, werk, werk.

Hey, there's a new bitch
in the werkroom.

Oh, hello, world.

-Is this it?
-This is it, girl.

It's a new week,

and my girl Scarlet is gone.

Ooh.

Oh, well.
No, I'm joking.

[laughs]

"Bubbles pop. Keep blowing.
Love, Scarlet."

Aw!

So that's referencing
her talent I'm assuming.

Referencing this dream
being her bubble,

and y'all popped it.

Don't you--don't even start
with me, Miss Thing.

Well, speaking
of the Scarlet letter,

wipe them letters off, bitch.

No, I don't know
if I can reach it. Hold on.

[all laugh]

Girl, at this point we've had
five different challenges,

five different winners.

So, bitch, this is really
anybody's game.

[tongue pop]

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheering]

Don't be scared, All Stars.

It's just me
and my terrifyingly beautiful

Klein Epstein Parker suit.

Boo!

Boo!

Ooh!

My queens!

The All Star that makes it
to the Hall of Fame

needs to be truly bewitching.

So for this week's
maxi-challenge,

you'll be overacting
in the spooky new miniseries

Ru-merican Horror Story:
Coven Girls.

Yes!
[applause]

It's about
to get skurry in here.

#AllStars6.

It's a Drag Race salute

to some of the best
actresses alive...

and undead.

With juicy roles
like the bearded witch,

the two-headed witch,

and the biggest witch
of all:

Joan Crawford.

[all laugh]

I'll let you decide

which bitch
will play which witch.

And to make sure your wig
isn't a fright,

feel free to use hair
by Wigs and Grace.

Thank you, Wigs and Grace.

All Stars, do that voodoo
that you do so well,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

Hey, ladies!

There are roles on the table
that need to be filled.

For today's maxi-challenge,

we are going to be
actresses, darling,

in Ru-merican Horror Story:
Coven Girls.

So we have Kathy,
a bearded lady model.

I wanna be Kathy Bates,
the bearded lady fish,

because I'm so tuna, Imma pull
the tuna anyway with the beard.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Y'all can fight out the rest.

We have Leia, she's
a schoolgirl model, gleek.

What is a "gleek?"

From the glee club
like on Glee?

Okay, okay. Jan, okay.

I don't know
if I definitely want it.

The part is very you.

People call me the Rachel Berry
of drag all the time,

-so I feel like--
-They're not wrong.

♪ If I dream
of the possibilities ♪

If there was ever a role
that was tailor-made for Jan,

it's this one.

-♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
-It's peppy, it's annoying.

♪ Wildest dreams,
they will come true ♪

♪ This is a lot ♪

Y'all wanna keep going?

Gabby, human voodoo doll.

I'll be Gabby.

We have Jessica,
supermodel of the world,

inspired by all
of Jessica Lange's

American Horror Story
characters.

I would love to play Jessica.

I would love
to play Jessica as well.

The judges really want me
to show them some more,

and Jessica has a lot to show.

Are you up for the task, gal?

Bitch, I didn't come here
to not.

I mean, I just feel like
it's my accent,

it's my temperament,
it's what I really like.

It's kind of
what I connect with.

How should we do this?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Paper covers rock. Yeah.

Motherfucker!
I lost again?

Shit. Oh, I'm glad
that this whole competition

doesn't rely
on rock, paper, scissors.

-Okay, bitch, be Jessica.
-All right.

I'm going to give them
some drama, okay?

You probably haven't noticed
I'm dying.

Look at me, I tell you!

I'm dying, I tell you.

I would love to play Frances.

It's Myrtle Snow,

and then she turns into
Joan Crawford's ghost.

That's the only role that I see
I'm interested in, too.

I feel like it's the only thing

that actually stood out to me.

And you're just adamant
on Frances?

I will fight you.

Who is left?

The two-headed sisters,
Sarah and Angela.

I'll play Angela.

Trinity, I'll be Sarah
with you. How about that?

-Let's rock.
-Somebody just take Emma.

-I'll take it.
-Okay.

As Emma's written, she is
a very young, fashionable diva.

And I think when people
think of Ginger Minj,

they think...

not that.

I've never taken
an acting class.

Bitch, I might have played
Mary Magdalene in church,

but she didn't have
no speaking role.

So they put me
in a little thing.

That was probably
my first time in--

That was your first time
in drag.

Was in church.

Like, I did plays in school.

That's pretty much it
as far as acting experience.

But I know with Gabby
I know the part.

I'm going to have fun with it.

Even though it's not,
like, a big, big part,

I can really give
what I need to give

in order to stay at the top,

if not, you know,
go higher, bitch.

Listen, the secret to the sauce
is to do what you know.

I believe in ghosts,
I believe in spirits,

I believe in voodoo,
I believe in witchcraft.

I can do this, you know?

When you're comfortable

and it's something
that you honestly want to do,

it's going to show, especially
if you're having fun with it.

-It's gonna translate through.
-100.

I always get you're
the Lea Michele of drag.

And I feel like if my energy's
gonna be up all the way

and that's what they see

and that's what
I feel comfortable in,

-then bitch, I'm gonna do it.
-Okay.

Angela is a loud and
unapologetic voodoo priestess.

Sarah is mousy
and speaks with a lisp.

Okay.

In the past, I've struggled
in acting challenges.

Not only am I the legitimate
queen of Draganda,

I'm also
legitimately hotter.

So I'm gonna have to work hard

on the character that
I'm able to create and develop.

I wanna be like Mickey Mouse,
you know what I'm saying?

Like, my character's very,
like slumped down anyway.

Yeah, and I'm very--

I'm, like,
"Get off my back, Angela."

Meh.

Bitch, we need to be, like--

You mean--you mean
we are supermodels.

I guess. Whatever.

[with a lisp]
Thithter.

[laughs]

Get off my back, Angela.

[laughs]

Do, do, do.

Okay, okay, okay.

-I think we got it.
-I think we got it!

[alarm]
Oh!

RuPaul: Ooh, girl!

She done already
done had herses!

Hi, guys!

[cheering]
Oh, my God!

Sexy!

Girl, Angela Bassett
is on this screen.

Oh! This is Hollywood royalty.

And she look like a coin.

Oh, she look like a coin.

Aah! Aah!

[cheering]

I hear you have
an acting challenge today.

Any questions for me?
I'm here for you.

Werk!

What? [laughs]

Bitch,
the kids are gagged.

Hi, Angela!

What is the craziest thing

Ryan Murphy
has ever asked you to do?

Well, I threw the script
on the floor

and walked away
during Freak Show

when I read the first script
and it was described to me

that I would have three titties
and a dingaling.

[all laugh]

I'd never been asked to portray
that sort of character.

I don't even have
the words to express

how it's like
talking to Angela Bassett.

When she's about to smile,

she does this little thing
with her lips,

and it's so iconic to me.

This is so surreal for me.

I feel--I don't even know
where I am right now.

But Tina Turner
was always my diva.

How do you find the essence
of a character?

There's only one Tina
in this world.

You find maybe a sound
that she used a lot.

If she used the "ahh,"
the "ahh" sound when she spoke,

you know, so I would grab that.

Or if she used
upward inflections,

I find those places.

Or if there was a movement,

just, you know, a physicality

that--you know,
that she--you know?

[all laugh]

I love this song.
I wrote it.

Aah!

But also, always, always
center it in real emotions.

We've gone through
so many things in our lives

and in our experiences
that we can draw from.

Take the good and use it.
Take the bad and use it.

You know, I know what it's like
to be denied or victimized

or taken advantage of,

but you have to bring fire
and march forward.

You gotta get what you need
and all that you want.

-Oh!
-Yes!

-Thank you.
-Like, I'm on top of the moon.

Thank you. It's been
a pleasure to meet you,

and I look forward
to seeing your challenge.

I know the song, Ike.
I wrote it.

[all laugh]

-Thank you so much.
-Oh, my God.

We love you, Angela, so much!

Mwah!

[cheering]

Ah, yes, ma'am.
Come through, Angela Bassett.

Black excellence, okay?

We gonna go slay, mama.

-Okay.
-Aah!

Hi!

We're getting ready to film
Ru-merican Horror Story

with Ross and Michelle.

Yes, I may not be known
as an actress,

but, bitch,
I'm gonna be one today.

Trust.

Action.

Let's get spooky, everybody.

And action.

Eew, I thought
this was a modeling agency,

not a dog groomer.

Good.

And that'll cue you,
Sarah and Angela, okay?

[high-pitched lisp]
I wanna go say hi to Kathy!

Mm-mm, she givin' me bad juju.

Cut.

Okay, let's call that
a rehearsal.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Ra'Jah, talk to me
about the voice.

It's just the way
I came up with my lisp.

I don't know how other people's
lisp sounds, but it's mine.

Well, a lisp is not a tone.

You're going up a tone.

A lisp is with your tongue.

Try it with your normal voice,
but add a lisp,

and try to find that character.

Action.

I came here to be a supermodel.

You mean we came here
to be supermodels.

Ra'Jah, the line is, "We came
here to be a thupermodel."

Because you're just one.

-Ahh.
-Right?

One more time
from the same spot.

We came here
to be thupermodels.

-Okay.
-All right, let's try it again.

Here we go again.

I guess Aunt Michelle
and Uncle Ross

just ain't
really feeling this voice,

and I just don't get it.

This is my character
that I've created.

I'm trying to work it out.

Damn.

Now what do I do?

-Let's try it again.
-Okay.

You mean we came
to be a thupermodel.

-Cut.
-Cut.

I think we can move on.

I keep trying
to do the work, but...

Pblblblblbl.

Models?

I don't see models,
just #basicbitches.

-Cut.
-Cut. Great.

A'Keria, I know you're
trying to give energy,

and that's what you're doing.

This needs more attitude.

-Okay, gotcha.
-Let's try it.

Models?

I don't see models,
just #basicbitches.

I wanna do it again with A'Keria
one more time. Can we?

Yeah, A'Keria, so when
you went to attitude,

you went to very monotone,
right?

Models, I don't see models,
hashtag dah, dah, dah.

Models?
I don't see no models.

Best. That's it.

This is your last take
just on your entrance,

and then we gotta move on, okay?

We believe in you.

I can see in A'Keria's eyes

that she is trying
everything she can

to make this performance work.

[to herself]
Models? I don't see models.

I don't see models.

She has all the ingredients

to make this a really
perfect performance.

Models?

I don't see models,
just #basicbitches.

But I don't feel like
she's got the measurements

of all the ingredients correct.

All right, let's move on
to the next scene.

Oh!

[all laugh]

There's definitely some girls

who have way more
acting experience.

Bitch, I think Jan
was acting in the womb,

and I think Ginger
gave birth to her.

[all shouting]

Aah!

[all laugh]

-Good. Cut.
-Good, good, good.

I'm just trying
to feel that level.

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Gabby, you're playing it
too big.

I think you'd be really funny
just to go, "No, you're pitchy."

Okay, gotcha.

Leia, I know we always ask you

not to keep it
at 100 all the time,

but I think for this entrance,

this is your time
to do that 110%.

So we're really going big?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Back to one, kids.
Action.

♪ If I dream
all the possibilities ♪

♪ If you just believe
in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They will come true ♪

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Cut, print, moving on.

-Much better, A'Keria!
-Moving on.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, that was cute.

I don't know if I made it
to my Oscar yet.

Starting with Eureka.
Here we go. Action.

Emma, that world-famous actress!

I'm your biggest fan!

Charmed, I'm sure.

All right, cut.

Hey, um...Eureka?

-Yeah?
-It almost feels a little manic.

Too big.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Gimme something different, too.

-Action.
-Here we go, action.

Hey, you're Emma,
that world-famous actress.

I'm your biggest fan!

Is that gonna happen every time?

Yeah.

All right, let's move on.

Okay.

And action.

Cut! Look among us!

Bow!

You probably haven't noticed
that I'm dying.

God, Tony, Neely O'Hara.

Ooh, I swear, I feel like...

Okay, we gotta work on this.

Okay, cut.
Let's cut this.

This is...drama.

Uh-huh. Every emotion
in the book is in these lines.

-Okay.
-Here we go.

God, Tony, Neely O'Hara?

-No.
-Kylie?

-Yes.
-That was, like, a seven.

We want a 15.

Holy shit.

Miss Kylie, you wanted
this role real bad.

Now prove to all of us
why you wanted it.

I'm dying.

Look at me!

I'm dying, y'all!

Was that not a 15?

No.

I'm gonna come
show you want I mean.

Yeah.

Because I know you can do it.

When they gotta get up
outta they seat to direct you,

that ain't good.

Look at me!
I'm dying, I tell ya!

If there's a God,
where are you now?

God!

Tony!

Neely O'Hara!

[applause]
Brava! Brava!

Thank you, darlin'.

[all laugh]

Michelle, don't call us,
we'll call you.

[all laugh]

-You can do it. Go.
-Thank you so much.

Thank you, Michelle.

You got it, sis.
You got it. You got it.

-Come on, bitch.
-Switch it out.

This is the last take.

-Okay.
-Action.

Look at me.

I'm dying!

If there is a God,
where are you now?

I swear, I feel like
a cat on a hot tin roof.

Cut. Much better.

I know you feel ridiculous,
but that's how big we need it.

Are you good?

I think so.

That's a wrap, ladies.

Sickening.

Yes!

Well, it's a new day
in the werkroom.

Oh, shut up.
[both laugh]

I love you, family.

Today, we're all getting ready
to present our film,

Ru-merican Horror Story:
Coven Girls.

And I can't wait.

Yesterday
was a challenge for me,

and I really
don't feel comfortable

screaming and yelling,

so I just hope everything
comes out good, girl.

I'm not gonna lie.

I kept waking up
in my sleep last night.

I had to literally
calm myself down

for, like, an hour and a half.

The more we had
to keep doing these takes,

the more it was making me feel
somewhat insecure.

[sighs]

How do you feel?
You feel good?

When we were doing
our run-throughs,

I felt so good and confident

in the character
that I had created,

I had started to develop.

And then once I got on set

and got the critiques about
having to change my voice,

it was, like...

well, damn.

I think you did a great job,

and you shouldn't
be down on yourself.

-I mean, we're on All Stars.
-I'm not down on myself, girl.

I'm just saying don't, like,
be thinking about it like that.

I'm not in my head.

I'm not in my head,
and I'm not down on myself.

Girl, you did fabulous.
We all did so good.

So all we gotta do is just
show up on the runway, and--

Girl, you know we gonna do that,

and give them
that nasty-ass walk.

Okay, and see
what they say, girl.

Hi, cutie.

Okay, I need to know
what's going on,

because it's, like, is this--

This is our bromance.

Uh, Brooke Lynn and Vanjie

is not gonna be the only
relationship on Drag Race.

The nerve!

Okay, can we get, like,
quarantine, some type of--

First of all, it ain't none of
y'all's business what we are.

Second, contrary
to popular belief,

I am a sex magnet.

[laughs]

-I think, girl, you bent.
-We love you, girl.

Bye, baby.

Have y'all ever did,
like, witchcraft

or dabbled in any of that?

I do not get into
that devil shit.

I'm not calling no demons

to come and talk to me
to tell me how they died.

I don't care
how you died, girl.

I hope you a'ight.

I want my own funeral home.

Why are you gonna do with
all them ghosts flying around?

But see,
that's a different thing.

Those people are now dead.

Like, I don't fear spirits.

So for those of you
who don't know,

I do have this crazy passion
for funeral homes,

and I want one for myself.

I kill bitches on stage.
Why not bury these bitches?

Plus, I wanna send you girls
home the way you should go,

where you look like Sleeping
Beauty and not the CryptKeeper.

Well, I did have an ex-boyfriend
who was, like, a white witch.

I wouldn't be surprised
if he was, like,

if I can't have you,
nobody else can, too.

Ooh!

Like, well, Eureka,
that's your man.

You should know, sweetie.

Ow!

Oh, that was a spirit!

That's her ex-boyfriend
got me, bitch!

-Okay?
-Miss Thing!

My God!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My supreme, Michelle Visage.

Now, is that with cheese
or without?

I want the cheese,
but hold the tomato.

Deal. All right!

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Ross, what is your favorite part
of being a director?

"And cut." Or uncut.

[all laugh]

Actor and the She-EO
of Belletrist Book Club,

the fabulous Emma Roberts.
Hellur!

Because reading is what, Ru?

Fundamental!

[all laugh]

This week, we challenged
our All Stars

to cast a spell in Ru-merican
Horror Story: Coven Girls.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Oh, My Goth.

[all laugh]

All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul:
Up first, Ginger Minj.

Michelle: Looks like her date
had a rough night.

Ginger: What I do best
is theater, darling.

So I'm like
Victorian girl fantasy

with my little voodoo doll.

Ross: I love that voodoo
that you do so well.

RuPaul: Eureka. The higher
the hair, the closer to goth.

Eureka: Peekaboo. She's
16th century Marge Simpson

meets Bride of Frankenstein.

And guess what's underneath?

A little peekaboo
of that negligee, mama.

Serving curves and swerves.

Michelle:
Les Jizz-erables.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Trinity K. Bonet.

Emma: Hello!

Ross: Oh, crow, she didn't!

Trinity: It's tulle
on top of feathers

on top of sequins
on top of tulle, darling.

Can't nobody come for me
on this runway,

because my train's so big
it takes up the runway!

RuPaul:
This Beyoncé's very séancey.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Michelle: Oh, my goth.

RuPaul: You know,
just 'cause it's a funeral

don't mean I can't look good.

Ra-Jah:
I'm serving Naomi Campbell

Black gothic glamour, okay?

You can't tell me nothing.

RuPaul:
Bustier you stay!

[all laugh]

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Ross: You know why you can
see through her headpiece?

-Why?
-'Cause it's holey.

[all laugh]

A'Keria: Girl, I have
a nasty headpiece

that's pressing into my skin,

and of course I got spikes
showing my curvaceous shape.

Ooh-la-la, she-devil.

RuPaul: She got BDE:
big demon energy.

[all laugh]

Jan. I follow her
on Pentagram.

Jan: I am a goth princess,
bat out of fucking hell,

and I do spook better
than any of these other girls.

Michelle:
Oh, my God, you guys,

I think she has a resurrection.

[all laugh]

RuPaul:
Kylie Sonique Love.

Emma: I'm dead for her.

Today I'm gonna serve
holy goth.

Just when you thought goth
couldn't get sexier,

bitch, I'm gonna
raise the stakes.

RuPaul:
The devil wears nada.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Pandora Boxx,
and by box, I mean coffin.

Pandora: She married,
she might have killed,

and now she's crying
for the world to see,

because she got that money,
bitch.

And scene.

Where's my Emmy?

Michelle:
It's curtains for her!

[all laugh]

It's time for
the world premiere

of Ru-merican Horror Story:
Coven Girls.

-Werk.
-Take a look.

[eerie music]

Hello?

Ugh. Is anybody here?

Why, step right up,
step right up.

Hurry, hurry, sweetie!

Eew. Oh, I thought
this was a modeling agency,

not a dog groomer.

Hey, you're Emma,
that world-famous actress.

I'm your biggest fan!

Charmed, I'm sure.

Ugh, what kind of freak show
is this?

Did somebody say "freak show?"

[with a lisp] Thither,
you know I don't like that word.

Oh, my God!

Sarah! Angela.

It's been forever.

I wanna go say hi to Kathy.

Mm-mm. She giving me bad jujus.

I'm staying right here.

Angela!

You could
at least say "please."

Please?

Oh, you all know each other?

Shocker.

I didn't come here
for no mockery.

I came here to be a supermodel.

You mean we came here
to be a thupermodel.

Ha. Models?

I don't see models,
just #basicbitches.

♪ If I dream
all the possibilities ♪

♪ If you just believe
in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They will come true ♪

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Wow, you sing really...loud.

Better to be loud
than measly and meek.

Get off my back, Angela!

No, Sarah,
you get off of my back!

[rumbling]

Do you feel that?

My whiskers are tingling.

Something wicked this way comes!

As I live and breathe,

my gorgeous coven girls.

Frances, their bags.

Right away, boss.

Return!

[thunder]

Begone!

-Oh, my God!
-Whoa!

[all talking]

Oh, don't act surprised, ladies.

Yes, Frances is a witch
just like all of you.

What? In the sunlight?

But the most powerful witch
of all is I.

Jessica, supreme model
of the world!

[laughs]

[thunder]

Wait. Are all models witches?

Two words:

Naomi Campbell.

Okay, werk.

Bow down before
your queen supreme!

The only queen I bow down to
is Idina Menzel.

Corolus!
Lord of Velda!

Bow!

-Oh!
-Oh!

Thank you.

Now, because
of my girlish figure

and my seductive manner,

you probably haven't noticed
that I'm dying.

Look at me.

I'm dying!

If there is a God,
where are you now?

God! Tony!

Neely O'Hara!

I swear, I feel like
a cat on a hot tin roof.

[clapping]

Brava!

Thank you, darlin'.

Nice speech, Duchess.

Now, I came here to be
the world's first bearded model.

So can we please hocus-focus?

Model? Ha!

Stop thinking so off the rack.

One of you witches

is destined to be
the supreme model of the world!

[thunder]

First I must find out
whose powers are the strongest.

Witches, assume the position.

Emma versus Kathy.

Girls, declare
your magical powers!

I can kill with my poses.

And I can make hair
grow anywhere.

Sounds about even.

Ready, set, go!

Whaddaya got, fuzz-face?

Don't be shallow.
Frida Kahlo.

-Ha!
-Ow!

[groans]

-Aah!
-Aah!

Oh, my gosh!

Cute.

But I don't get cute.

I get drop-dead gorgeous!

Well, not by the hair
on your chinny-chin-chin!

Aah!

[laughs] Ooh!

[laughs]

Oops. I dropped something.

I have to bend

-and snap!
-Oh!

-Bend and snap!
-Oh!

And snap!

Snap and snap and snap!

[cries]

Aah!

Wow, she's lethally blonde!

You're all welcome.

Next, Sarah and Angela,
reveal your powers.

Well, it's a little
embarrassing.

[giggles]

We harness the power
of the pussy!

We're puthy on firetharter.

I wish I would have
brought marshmallows.

Strut, walk, pose, turn,

make that fashion
use the burn!

Is it me or is it
getting hot in here?

Uh-oh.

Mariah!

Paris!

Balenciaga!

Okay, that was hot.

I was gonna fire her,

but I guess
I don't have to now.

[laughs]
Next, Gabby versus Leia.

Assume the position.

What's your power?

-Well--
-Ah, don't tell me.

The power
to annoy people to death?

No, the power to annoy

♪ through song ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

Take that!

Excuse me while I slap you

by slapping myself.

Huh?

Ow!

Oh, that hurt!

That's because I am
a living voodoo doll, bitch.

And you've been voted
most likely to die.

We'll see about that!

♪ This is the beginning,
the beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of the rest of my-- ♪

Big finish!

♪ Life ♪

Now, which witch gets the next?

Calm down, baby girl,

because as long
as I'm still livin',

I will be supreme model
of the world!

[thunder]

Don't fuck with me, fellas!

Joan Crawford?

Oh, wow, Ms. Crawford!

I'm such a huge fan...

of Bette Davis.

Is she coming, too?

Why, you little--

-Aah!
-Back off, bitch!

Uh-uh!

No more wire hangers!

They're actually
velvet hangers.

Wait, what?
Oh, my God.

Look at these!

Yeah, we have them
in every closet.

Oh, my God, I've totally
never seen this before.

[thunder]

Step right up.
Hurry, hurry, she's back!

I thought you were dead,
Grizzly Madams.

Nope, I'm shaving my beard
and moving to L.A.

I just got a job at a hotel
for dead serial killers.

Hey, can your hotel
use a lounge singer?

I'm looking for
an after-school job.

This might sound crazy,

but what if we time-travel back
to the late eighties in Harlem

and Vogue the house down,
the house down?

Nice try, little lady,
but I ain't in that one.

What if we flash back
to the 1970s

and become Soul Train dancers?

[disco music plays]

Yes, baby, yes.

Hey, honey child.

It's all gonna be
a stone gas, baby.

So now it's time
to hear the soulful sounds

of Don't Be Jealous
of My Boogie.

Yeah, honey!

I'm wishing you peace, love,

and a whole lotta lovin'.

Come on, hit it!

♪ Don't be jealous
of my boogie ♪

♪ Don't be jealous
of my boogie ♪

♪ You can say
that you are not ♪

♪ But I always
see you looking ♪

[cheers and applause]

Wow, that was skurry.

[all laugh]

Now, based on your
coven girls performances

and your Oh, My Goth
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Will the following queens
please step forward.

Pandora Boxx.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Ladies, you represent

the tops and the bottoms
of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Ginger Minj.

Hey, hey.

You know why I loved you
in the Ru-merican Horror Story?

You knew that
that close-up moment,

you knew the camera
would be right here on you,

and you stole the scene.

Wow.

I thought your performance
was amazing.

It made me feel like I had
arrived seeing you as Madison.

Oh, I feel like I'm looking
in a mirror right now.

I think you might be.
[all laugh]

But I thought that
your physical comedy

was just absolutely amazing.

So amazing job all around.

Oh, thank you.

Tonight on the runway,
I think this is really fun,

I think it's kitschy,
I think it's campy,

-and I think it's Gingery.
-[laughs]

Thank you, Ginger.

All right, Eureka.

Hi, doll.

For runway
and for your performance,

I mean, I just loved
your energy in both.

I thought you're so present,
and I absolutely loved it.

I'm gonna talk about what
I loved, which is this runway.

And I think you did a great job
of gothifying it up.

Another thing that I love
about you as a performer

is you are not afraid
to go for it.

However, I think
what happened a bit

was we were stuck at one note.

You are just wild,
but to Michelle's point,

that level all the time,
although exciting,

it can get
a little repetitive.

You know, you can say
the same exact line

a hundred different ways.

You know, how do you do?

[deep voice]
How do you do?

[high-pitched voice]
How...do you do?

You know what I mean?

-Mm-hmm. Thank you.
-Thank you.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

My goodness,
you look so beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

This is goth and beautiful.

It's classically gorgeous.

That smoky eye, that nude lip

is just making every gothic bone
in my body so very happy.

As far as your performance,

I mean, I thought there were so
many endearing parts about it.

And I thought
that you and Trinity

had really good chemistry,

so I thought you guys did
a really great job with that.

This is tough,

because I know you came in
with a really specific idea,

and it just didn't feel
like it was working.

And so when we gave you
the note,

it felt like your vision
and the note

were just fighting each other
a little bit,

and I could see you
getting frustrated.

It was the voice choice
that you made

that wasn't sitting well
with us,

and we tried to gently say,

"Try something else.
We've got that."

So I think
when you get direction,

I think you need
to listen to us more

and implement
what we're giving to you.

I think we could have
helped you out

a little bit more
if you let us.

Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

So gorgeous tonight.

Thank you.

I love how intricate it is.

It looks delicate and sharp.

Definitely.

All right, let's talk about

the Ru-merican Horror Story.

I think you had
some really good moments.

You made me laugh
a couple times.

The issue was, I think,

is you were
just sort of monotone.

Now, your character was bitchy,

she was deadpan.

There's so much comedy
in deadpan if you can nail it,

and you have to think
of your intention always,

and I'm not sure that
that was quite there.

You know, there were some
nuances to this character

that just felt undeveloped.

-All right, thank you, A'Keria.
-Thank you.

Up next, ♪ Jan ♪

-Hi.
-So, Oh, My Goth,

let's talk about
this look first.

This is on the costumey end,
but just enough.

It's still glamorous,
so I appreciate that.

As Leia, I mean,
you were born to play this role.

For all the critiques
that we give you

about trying
to take too much light,

you needed to take it
in this role,

and it was so fun.

I was so proud of you,
watching you do it.

Jan, you did great.

Thank you.

It's every skill set
that you have

in a part that really fit you.

Last week, I hated
giving you those critiques

because it's tough to see
someone who wants it so bad

and is so good just sort of aim
and miss just a little bit.

And you just hit
the sweet spot, Jan.

I agree with what Ross said,

that I think you found
the sweet spot

of, like, not being
too over-the-top,

but still
leaning into the comedy.

-Mm-hmm.
-And I loved your singing.

I wanted to hear actually
more of the singing.

Up next, Miss Kylie.

Hi.

Tonight on the runway, what
I love most of all about it

is the subtle way you slipped in
the nude fishnets underneath.

It's absolutely stunning.

Let's talk about
your performance

in Ru-merican Horror Story.

When you first came out,
it wasn't bad,

but there was so much more
that needed to be unleashed.

It took a while,
but we got there,

and it ended up
really, really great.

Michelle, I could not
disagree more.

I don't think we got you there.

You got yourself there.

And I know it was scary,

but, Kylie,
at the end of the day,

look what you did.

I was captivated by your energy.

You had the star quality

that I could not
take my eyes off of you.

Is it a surprise
for you to hear that?

It's definitely something
that I've wanted to hear.

But last week, you guys said
you wanted more from me,

and, girl, there it is.

[all laugh]

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Kylie Sonique Love,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the supreme All Star
of the week!

Werk!

♪ Oh, my God ♪

[all laugh]

You've won
a seven-night vacation

at a luxury villa
in southern Italy.

Airfare included,
courtesy of MyGayGetaway.com.

I love Moschino.

I'm going straight there.

[all laugh]

Ginger Minj.

Jan.

Eureka.

You are safe.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That means Ra'Jah O'Hara
and A'Keria C. Davenport,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom
All Stars of the week.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

-Uh-oh.
-Damn, that girl fine.

-Who that is?
-Guess.

Ha-ha. I just won
my first challenge.

-What's the tea?
-Congratulations.

-Kylie.
-To Kylie.

[cheering]

Bitch, maybe I am the supreme
supermodel of the world.

[laughs]

This not your first time,
like, winning?

I have never won anything
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

-Wow!
-Yes!

Welcome to
the first-timer's club.

I know. I'm not
a virgin anymore.

Hey, you fine.
[all laugh]

Kylie, what's up?

I'm moving on.
Eureka don't mind.

You better hope we don't have
an HR department somewhere.

[all laugh]
Okay, security.

I can't help it, honey.
You sexy.

Well, I'm just
gonna let you know

I'm a real jealous-ass bitch,

so just so you know,
you can talk all this talk,

but when it comes
real down to it,

I'll slash a bitch's tires.

I'll bust a windshield.

[all laugh]

Okay, so with that being said,

myself and A'Keria
are in the bottom.

It's hard being
in the bottom, period,

but even more so
with my sister A'Keria.

It just really sucks to have
to go up against someone

that you love so deeply
and so personally.

We have to do this thing.

I'm going to talk
to my sisters one-on-one

and see what you guys
have to say.

My heart in this moment
is on the ground,

so I can't tell you
how it's feeling.

Right now, it's on the ground,
broke up, shattered,

like, I'm calling for superglue
type of situation.

I feel like
I've been working so hard

to even get to a top spot.

I feel like I've been
scratching and scratching.

I wanna be here so bad.

-I know, sis.
-I wanna be here so bad.

That's why each time I go
into each challenge each day...

Bitch, I see you, bitch.

You bring the drag, honey,

and I live, bitch.

Like, I know, like,
you are fighting to be here,

and it's so inspiring, girl.

Ooh, I don't even really
know where to start.

Like, if we wanna talk
about track record,

I think we all know

that I haven't really
ever fallen into this spot.

That's that.

But outside of all of that,

the thing that
really sucks about this

is that I'm here
with my sister, too.

The last time I was in
a position like this,

it was her sending me home.

A'Keria C. Davenport,
shantay you stay.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

But it wasn't her
that sent me home.

It was me that took myself home
that season.

Being defeated in my mind.

It really sucks, because
we had that experience together,

and in my darkest hour
she was my strength.

She's full of joy
and full of love,

and that's why I'm so grateful
that even on my second go-round,

I got to share this experience
with my sister.

-Whew.
-It's okay, baby.

And it just hurts.

It hurts to know
that once again,

one of our dreams is gonna end.

On the inside
and on the outside,

I'm feeling very low right now.

I've been around A'Keria

and known her longer than
anybody in this competition.

I'm really hurting right now.

But, bitch, I ain't gave up.

The fight still continues.

Imma let you say
whatever you wanna say to me.

As far as me, I feel like this
is my first time in the bottom,

which is crazy to think.

I'm still fighting,
I'm still kicking.

If you save me for next week,

I'm just gonna
continue to show up,

because I've held myself back
in so many ways.

The negative thinking
in the past,

and this particular...whew.

This moment feels so...
so sad,

because I'm back in this spot
with my sister again.

But I don't feel defeated by
being in the bottom with her.

I feel really empowered,

because she's shown me
so much strength.

So I hope that
you keep me around.

Thank you so much
for sharing that with me.

How do you feel?
Are you okay?

I am okay, I am okay.

I mean, I find joy in everything
that I have produced,

I find joy in every outfit
I have put on,

and I've had so much fun.

Yeah.

I mean, of course
I pray to stay, I do.

But it's like I have three
fucking strikes against me.

But even through those strikes,
bitch, I'm here.

I want to be here.

If God will, I will be here.

I'm not giving up just
because I have three strikes.

Bitch, miracles happen,

shit happens,
anything could happen.

Listen, I don't know who put
a hoodoo-voodoo spell on me

to get me up
out this competition,

but at this point,
I can't get right for nothing.

Like, some eerie shit
is going on,

and I no longer find it funny.

This week, for me
the answer is clear.

While I think A'Keria
is so sickening,

she hasn't had that moment yet

where she has
really sparked and popped.

Of course I gotta do
what I have to do.

Ra'Jah has had several
of those moments.

I didn't come here to quit.

I love my sister to death.

I absolutely live for her.

Love you.

So I know where my decision
is going to be,

and I'm wondering if the girls

are all going to vote
the same way as I am.

[sighs] Sometimes
third time is not a charm.

Voting is getting really tough.

I can't even say the word
it's so tough.

I'm like, it's...tough.

It's tough on my tongue
even to say it.

Goodbye.
I'm going into mourning.

Honey, I know
what I signed up for,

and if there's one thing I've
learned in the last few years,

voting is very important.

I love every single one
of these girls,

but I didn't come here
to get up in my feelings.

I'm going to make the best
decision that I can make.

And if we are sisters, we're
gonna be sisters after this.

And if we ain't, that's on you.

Welcome back.

Kylie Sonique Love,

are you ready
to meet your opponent?

Bring 'em on.

Ladies, it's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

Who could it be?

Ru-veal yourself!

Ooh! Ooh, Miss Thing,
who's this?

Oh, no. Girl, lip--

Somebody
push the button better!

-Aah!
-Oh!

[all laugh]
Werk!

When Manila Luzon walks out,
I lose my shit.

I love my sister.

She is a Drag Race legend.

She's an icon.

And she also got me addicted
to chicken tikka masala

when we were
out on tour together.

So I blame her for that.

But I'm also
really excited to see her,

and I hope she brought
some garlic naan bread with her.

Manila Luzon!

Hi, Ru! Hi, judges!

Love the hair, Michelle.

Thanks, Manila.

[all laugh]

Welcome back home, darling.

Thank you for having me.

Ladies, Manila
holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.

If Manila wins the lip sync,
that queen gets the chop.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

Yes, Mama.

Yes.

Two All Stars stand before.

-Kylie.
-Yes.

This is your chance
to impress me,

win $10.000,

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Whoo, ladies, move,
gentlemen, move ♪

♪ Ring the alarm
and I'm throwin' elbows ♪

♪ Where my dawgs at? ♪

♪ Oh, I'm overdue ♪

♪ Gimme some room ♪

♪ I'm coming through ♪

♪ Paid my dues, in the mood ♪

♪ Me and my girls
gonna shake the room ♪

♪ It's explosive,
speakers are thumping ♪

♪ I'm still jumping,
6:00 in the morning ♪

♪ Table dancing,
glasses are crashing ♪

♪ No question,
time for some action ♪

♪ Temperature's up ♪

♪ About to erupt ♪

♪ Gonna get my girls,
get your boys ♪

♪ Gonna make some noise ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy ♪

♪ Gonna get a little unruly ♪

♪ Get it fired up in a hurry ♪

♪ Wanna get dirty ♪

♪ It's about time
for my arrival ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ Ladies, fellas,
drop your cups... ♪

Not only is Miss Kylie
serving you Dirrty, bitch,

she is serving you filthy!

Bitch, this is
a whole 'nother level!

♪ Here it comes, it's the one
you've been waiting on ♪

♪ Get up, get it rough,
yup, that's what's up ♪

♪ Givin' just what you love
to the maximum ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh,
here we go, here we go ♪

♪ What to do when
the music starts to drop ♪

♪ That's when we take it
to the parking lot ♪

♪ And I bet you somebody's
gonna call the cops ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh,
here we go, here we go ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy,
rowdy, yeah ♪

♪ Gonna get a little unruly ♪

♪ Get it fired up
in a hurry, hurry ♪

♪ Wanna get dirty ♪

♪ It's about time that
I came to start the party ♪

♪ Dancing, getting
just a little naughty ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy ♪

♪ It's about time
for my arrival ♪

♪ Uh, what? ♪

[cheers and applause]

Yes, bitch!

-Ma'am!
-Whoo-hoo!

Love y'all.

-Y'all turnt that.
-Love y'all.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kylie.

You're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

Come on, bitch!

We're going to Colombia, bitch.

[all laugh]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip
of $10.000.

That's a lot of money.

Manila Luzon.

-Ru.
-What a joy you are to watch.

You still got it!

I sure do. Thank you.

Thank you, judges.

-I love you, girl.
-I love you, too.

Come back and see us sometime.

I will!

Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Kylie, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen...

to get the chop?

The queen that I chose
to get the chop tonight

is someone who
I absolutely admire,

and they've brought
so much positivity

and great spirit
into this competition.

She is definitely
a fucking queen among queens.

I'm sorry, my love, but, um...

A'Keria.

Bitch, you know I live.

Of course.

-Love you.
-I love you, too.

It don't stop here.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

A'Keria C. Davenport,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Should I hug you again, bitch?

I love you!
[both laugh]

This is not how my story
was supposed to go,

but, you know, some stories
got alternate endings.

I love you.

Love you, too.

But what I do know
is sometimes the deepest pain

is what empowers you

and pushes you
to your highest self.

We love you, girl.

Didn't prepare for this.

Certain dreams
that we have for ourselves

won't always be accomplished.

That just means

there's something else
out there for A'Keria

that she has to
continue to fight for,

'cause it's not the end.

No, ma'am.

And even after this,
A'Keria is still the tea.

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations,
you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

RuPaul: A'Keria, I have
something to tell you.

Do not leave.
It's not over.

This season, there's a game
within a game.

What's the game, sweetie?

You wanna play?

Interesting.

Very interesting.

RuPaul: Next time on All
Stars...

Two people haven't won
a challenge yet.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to write and perform
a new drag anthem

called Show Up, Queen.

[cheering]

♪ Come together,
fist up for the truth ♪

It's a fisting song?

Of course, yeah.

-Pandora is struggling.
-Yeah.

-Thank you for the feedback.
-Just saying. Sorry.

Who asked they advice?

Never mind.
It looks perfect.

The nerve of you. Ha.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪