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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:18,240 Work harder! Keep on! 2 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,399 Cut! 3 00:01:19,305 --> 00:01:22,866 Wake up! Even extras are actors. 4 00:01:23,009 --> 00:01:25,170 We're not making a ghost film now. 5 00:01:25,278 --> 00:01:27,940 Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, 6 00:01:28,081 --> 00:01:30,845 but your roles still have life an soul. 7 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:35,614 Especially we've chance to act with the Kungfu actress Queen Cuckoo Tu... 8 00:01:35,755 --> 00:01:37,620 so we should grasp this chance. 9 00:01:37,757 --> 00:01:39,520 Act smartly, OK? 10 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:43,386 Action! 11 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,560 Cut! 12 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,431 - Who are you? - I'm an actor. 13 00:01:52,572 --> 00:01:53,834 Aunt Ha! 14 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:54,869 Yes. 15 00:01:54,941 --> 00:01:55,999 - Who is this guy? - An extra. 16 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:57,073 I'm an actor. 17 00:01:57,210 --> 00:01:58,074 Are you mistaken? 18 00:01:58,178 --> 00:01:59,839 How can you let him touch my machine? 19 00:01:59,979 --> 00:02:01,742 Sorry, Brother Sunny, I just went to toilet. 20 00:02:01,948 --> 00:02:03,711 so I asked him to do the rehearsal. 21 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:07,308 Find someone who knows how to act, we need one urgently. 22 00:02:07,487 --> 00:02:08,954 - Let me do it. - You? 23 00:02:09,989 --> 00:02:11,752 Show me the expression of ''nervous''. 24 00:02:11,991 --> 00:02:14,459 There're several kinds of nervous expression. 25 00:02:14,661 --> 00:02:16,526 The one on the face of a husband whose wife is delivering a baby. 26 00:02:18,998 --> 00:02:21,762 The baby is given birth. But the wife is dead. 27 00:02:22,902 --> 00:02:24,767 The baby calls him dad, he's a genius. 28 00:02:25,205 --> 00:02:27,366 His dick is on his head, he's abnormal. 29 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:30,607 He wins Mark Six...first prize! 30 00:02:31,411 --> 00:02:32,673 His son is dead... 31 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:34,875 His wife comes back to life. 32 00:02:35,515 --> 00:02:36,482 His wife comes back to life. 33 00:02:36,649 --> 00:02:38,810 No more response, if one is struck too hard emotionally... 34 00:02:39,018 --> 00:02:42,681 he will enter a state of mental coma, he'll show no response. 35 00:02:43,656 --> 00:02:44,714 Is there another guy? 36 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:47,658 Aunt Ha, what have I done wrong? 37 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:48,918 I don't know what you were doing. 38 00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,192 Was there anything wrong with my expression? 39 00:02:51,364 --> 00:02:53,025 I've said I didn't know what you were doing. 40 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:56,693 Aunt Ha, none of your extras is smart enough. 41 00:02:56,836 --> 00:02:58,098 All these extras are above standard. 42 00:02:58,238 --> 00:03:01,002 Sunny, is it done? 43 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,335 Everyone is waiting. 44 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:05,568 OK...Director, it'll soon be done... 45 00:03:06,212 --> 00:03:07,873 - You, go and change your clothes. - Thanks. 46 00:03:08,681 --> 00:03:10,148 - Stand in this position. - Got it. 47 00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:12,742 - Lighting. - Lighting is ready. 48 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,284 - Settings. - Settings ready. 49 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,782 Actors. 50 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:17,785 Stand-by. 51 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:18,958 Sorry, Director. 52 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,093 According to the character of my role. 53 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:24,287 I want to play my role with a bit naughtiness... 54 00:03:24,464 --> 00:03:26,329 But contradiction. Will this be better? 55 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,661 OK, Speed. 56 00:03:30,203 --> 00:03:31,261 Speed. 57 00:03:31,704 --> 00:03:34,264 - Scene 3. Shot 4, take 1. - Action! 58 00:04:45,144 --> 00:04:46,304 Cut! 59 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:47,880 What is it? 60 00:04:48,381 --> 00:04:49,541 What's wrong with the guy behind. 61 00:04:49,716 --> 00:04:50,876 He's supposed to be dead. 62 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:54,179 - What are you doing? Aunt Ha! - What is it? Brother Sunny? 63 00:04:54,287 --> 00:04:55,652 What is your extra up to? 64 00:04:56,189 --> 00:04:58,350 How come you are still alive? 65 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:02,119 As I said I'd play my role with a bit naughtiness. 66 00:05:02,295 --> 00:05:05,662 So subconsciously I don't want to die yet. 67 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,699 You must pretend to be dead. 68 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:11,536 Actually, I was dying. 69 00:05:11,704 --> 00:05:14,764 If you give me a bit more time, I'll die eventually. 70 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,205 Do you know how many frames of film are there in one second? 71 00:05:18,411 --> 00:05:19,878 24 frames, Sister Cuckoo. 72 00:05:19,979 --> 00:05:22,243 Do you know how long is the shot just then? 73 00:05:22,749 --> 00:05:23,909 I guess it about one minute. 74 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,342 Do you know as you didn't want to die... 75 00:05:26,486 --> 00:05:29,319 that you've wasted how many seconds, how many frames and how much money 76 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:32,049 and how much time and effort of everyone here? 77 00:05:32,525 --> 00:05:33,890 Are you fooling around here? 78 00:05:34,427 --> 00:05:37,954 I'm begging you, you'd better find a professional extra for this role. 79 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,189 Get someone smarter and shoot again! 80 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:41,928 You'd better be smart! 81 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,729 Go home and think about when exactly you want to die. 82 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:44,700 OK, Brother Sunny. 83 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:47,537 Aunt Ha, what have I done wrong? 84 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:50,506 Don't ask me again, I really don't know what you were doing. 85 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:52,075 - Then I... - Get lost. 86 00:05:52,211 --> 00:05:54,475 You remind me I must go to a meeting of Neighbour Welfare Association. 87 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,342 I'll be right back. 88 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,846 You don't have to come back. 89 00:05:56,949 --> 00:06:00,112 I'm begging you, stop making trouble. 90 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:05,255 Let the director watch your performance? 91 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,088 Director, what kind of performance? 92 00:06:08,227 --> 00:06:10,286 You are shot to dead, ready. 93 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:11,394 Action! 94 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:16,468 Was it OK, Director? 95 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:18,570 This is it, go and change your clothes. 96 00:06:18,771 --> 00:06:20,136 - Go ahead. - Thanks... 97 00:06:21,808 --> 00:06:23,673 Where did you learn acting, man? 98 00:06:23,843 --> 00:06:26,209 - I've never learnt it. - You're a real genius. 99 00:06:26,646 --> 00:06:29,012 You can make it if you work hard. 100 00:06:31,484 --> 00:06:33,247 Why are you still standing here? Fuck off! 101 00:06:38,057 --> 00:06:38,819 What are you doing here? 102 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:41,222 Unit manager, I want to get a lunch box only. 103 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:42,487 It's not yet lunch time. 104 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:45,397 - As I'm leaving now, so I... - Then you just go! 105 00:06:46,566 --> 00:06:48,534 Do you know why it's not yet lunch time? 106 00:06:48,901 --> 00:06:52,098 Just because of you, bastard, you didn't want to die! 107 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:53,738 And now everyone is working and starving. 108 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,398 I haven't eaten as well! 109 00:06:56,676 --> 00:07:00,635 Do you want to have lunch? Share your lunch with that puppy! 110 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:10,521 Shit, you're a dump of shit. Your life is cheaper than ants. 111 00:07:10,823 --> 00:07:14,384 I ride a Mercedes, you pick your nostril. 112 00:07:15,127 --> 00:07:17,994 You want to have lunch? You better eat shit! 113 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:33,167 Why did you just come back now? 114 00:07:36,782 --> 00:07:39,148 - You guys have lunch already? - Shut up, get me a ping pong racket. 115 00:07:39,318 --> 00:07:40,785 OK! 116 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:46,585 Where's the ping pong ball? Get me one now. 117 00:07:47,026 --> 00:07:48,084 Quick. 118 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,388 - Right away. - Hurry. 119 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,989 This is Neighbour Welfare Association. 120 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:56,933 You mustn't be late, many people are waiting for you. 121 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:58,365 Hello, Aunt Ha? 122 00:07:58,538 --> 00:08:00,403 Nothing, I want to check the time for tomorrow notice. 123 00:08:00,506 --> 00:08:01,473 You haven't for tomorrow. 124 00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:02,303 What about the day after tomorrow? 125 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,842 Nothing for the day after tomorrow and so on. 126 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,909 Aunt Ha, where are you? 127 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,317 None of your business, what do you want? 128 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,753 I check with you again, is there notice for role without dialogue? 129 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,324 No. 130 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,827 - Any role that can't be seen clearly? - No. 131 00:08:57,964 --> 00:08:59,829 Any role that can't he seen completely? 132 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:03,059 I can't see you now. Don't trouble me. 133 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:38,628 - Aunt Ha, where are you? - Go to hell! 134 00:10:39,665 --> 00:10:40,825 Dear fellows. 135 00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:44,732 The play ''Thunder Storm'' is adapted from a well-known Chinese classic literature. 136 00:10:44,904 --> 00:10:46,565 You guys all know it well. 137 00:10:46,706 --> 00:10:50,267 Tomorrow, I'll be leading actor, you guys want to see it, right? 138 00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:52,534 So, I'll see you guys tomorrow then. 139 00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:55,778 Kelly, is there anything to do after dinner tomorrow? 140 00:10:55,848 --> 00:10:57,213 Taking a dump. 141 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,881 Come and watch Uncle San's play after taking a dump, it'll be fun. 142 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,114 Remember to bring your dad and mom too. 143 00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:06,952 If they don't come, you can cry, spit around. 144 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,094 Do whatever you can until they come, then you'll be a good girl. 145 00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:10,889 I pamper you, Kelly. 146 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,097 Kelly, if I don't see you tomorrow. 147 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:18,568 You'll result like this doll. 148 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,600 You get that? 149 00:11:26,946 --> 00:11:29,312 Uncle Chi, the play ''Thunder Storm'' will be on show tomorrow night. 150 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,608 Have you studied the script well? 151 00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:33,345 Yes, don't worry. I can even compose a song. 152 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:35,614 Old Master sings whenever he sees the maid. 153 00:11:35,721 --> 00:11:40,886 You're beautiful... 154 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:43,290 Uncle Chi, I'm the one who sing the theme song. 155 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:46,158 And the role of ''Old Master'' you play is a Chinese as well. 156 00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:48,731 When the maid sees the Old Master, she will sing... 157 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:54,168 You're so handsome, you're so smart... 158 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:59,505 - Thank you much, please to... - Uncle Chi, please don't... 159 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,543 - I accept you... - Are you OK? 160 00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:03,375 Think positive, Uncle Chi. 161 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,845 Someone helps me, come on. 162 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:07,977 Master Hung, morning. 163 00:12:08,087 --> 00:12:09,554 My play ''Thunder Storm'' will soon be showing. 164 00:12:09,755 --> 00:12:11,620 Shall we make another rehearsal? 165 00:12:11,757 --> 00:12:14,885 Do I need to rehearsal? ''Thunder Storm'' is about righteous, I knew it. 166 00:12:15,094 --> 00:12:17,562 We're triad society member, we only talk about two things. 167 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,893 First, about righteous, second, about money. 168 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,261 I'll talk about righteous first. 169 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:26,861 ''Righteous'' is good, but we mustn't ignore the love line of the story. 170 00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:31,033 Because the role you play will finally be struck to death. 171 00:12:31,177 --> 00:12:32,838 Talking about ''struck'' (chopping), let me tell you... 172 00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:36,436 There are two kinds of ''struck'' (chopping) in our world. 173 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:41,578 First, it is ''dragging''. Second is ''stabbing''. 174 00:12:41,754 --> 00:12:48,421 Look, this scar was dragged by knife. 175 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,388 While ''stabbing'' is like this. 176 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:56,259 This scoundrel is new comer, sorry, he shows no expression. 177 00:12:56,836 --> 00:12:58,394 ''Stabbing'' is like this. 178 00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:02,767 Be serious, let us know if you feel the pain, OK? 179 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:06,907 Your acting is lousy. 180 00:13:07,213 --> 00:13:08,976 Brother Sau, teaching him for me. 181 00:13:09,949 --> 00:13:11,314 Talking about ''pain''... 182 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:15,820 according to Stanisslavski, master of acting from Russia. 183 00:13:15,988 --> 00:13:20,152 Pain is transmitted from your body to the inside, and outside again. 184 00:13:20,359 --> 00:13:22,224 Let try one more time. 185 00:13:26,131 --> 00:13:27,894 Look, it's much better this time. 186 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,668 Isn't it? He acts much better now. 187 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:32,298 Let's try one more time. 188 00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:38,541 Right, a little bit more, more, being stabbed. 189 00:13:43,382 --> 00:13:45,145 Maybe I can help you this way. 190 00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,790 This is working, tears come out now. 191 00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:06,431 Look clearly, remember this expression, remember this feeling. 192 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,872 Do remember this, get it? 193 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,200 Let's go. 194 00:14:11,277 --> 00:14:12,539 What about own ''Thunder Storm'' tomorrow. 195 00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:13,871 No rehearsal needed for ''Thunder Storm''. 196 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:17,413 We will come for sure, promise is a promise! 197 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:21,315 I'll bring hundreds of people to watch your play as well. 198 00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:23,819 - It's a deal. - Just don't worry. 199 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,047 Faster. 200 00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,087 Get into position. 201 00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,427 Granny, you stepped on someone. 202 00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,394 I didn't step on anyone. 203 00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:39,595 You just couldn't feel when you stepped on him, look at his foot. 204 00:14:39,972 --> 00:14:42,031 Yes, he's sweating as well. 205 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:44,735 Give me some money and I'll send him to the hospital. 206 00:14:44,944 --> 00:14:46,206 I have no money. 207 00:14:46,378 --> 00:14:48,243 Look at him, he's dying. 208 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,041 I only have $100 left. 209 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,444 Give me, that $100. 210 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,178 Let's move! 211 00:14:59,825 --> 00:15:01,690 Granny, you've dropped some money. 212 00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:03,489 Really good luck. 213 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,959 Sir... 214 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,099 - Are you free tomorrow? - What is it? 215 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,359 ''Thunder Storm'' is on show at Neighbour Theatre. 216 00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,935 ''Thunder Storm''? Good! 217 00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:29,471 Miss, what's your name? 218 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,479 Piu, and you? 219 00:16:30,649 --> 00:16:33,117 This is your name, really? 220 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,253 Whatever I told you, just call me Piu, idiot? 221 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,012 You're really a student? 222 00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:40,557 Sure I am, I'm still a virgin, isn't that great? 223 00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:42,053 It's your luck, Uncle. 224 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,523 Let's play 'Chai Fist'? 225 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:44,724 I don't know how to play it. 226 00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:47,024 You don't know 'Chai Fist'? Have you been educated? 227 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,190 Fanny, come here. 228 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:52,795 Your belly is really big! Mind you can't get into the coffin. 229 00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:54,599 'Chai Fist', Bingo! 230 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,004 Come on, relax, have some fun. 231 00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:58,667 Cheer up, why did draw your face? Your parents are dead or something? 232 00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:00,242 Chai Fist', Bingo! 233 00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:02,880 Triangle, rectangle, four! 234 00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,306 Good, I'll drink! 235 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,228 Tonight is College Girls' First Love Evening. 236 00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:22,461 So please mind your words, do behave like a student girl. 237 00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,236 If clients complain about you again, then I can't help you anymore. 238 00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:28,131 What College Girl? Just a damned trick. 239 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,205 If I can be a college girl, I won't be working here. 240 00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:31,569 You believe you did nothing wrong? 241 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:33,904 Mamasan, the man at Table 7 is really ugly. 242 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,673 I can't stand it and I am not doing business with him. 243 00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:38,113 Do you all want to be selecting on clients? 244 00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,479 No... 245 00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:42,348 You're too much. 246 00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:45,250 You are not professional, you can concentrate on one single. 247 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:46,619 One single spot? 248 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,352 If that man is ugly, you needn't look at him. 249 00:17:49,561 --> 00:17:52,029 If his ears are pretty, just stare at his ears. 250 00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:56,065 If his mouth is ugly but the teeth are nice, just look at his teeth. 251 00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:58,396 So you new comer are really ignorant. 252 00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:02,938 Let me deal with him. Come on, watch what I'll do. 253 00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:04,404 Be smart. 254 00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:06,975 Hi! 255 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,748 You're pretty. 256 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,181 What's your name, Boss? 257 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,087 My name is Pierre. 258 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,854 It's a French name. 259 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:25,328 Are everyone says I look like a Frenchman, so I get a French name. 260 00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:31,061 If you can't pronounce that well, just call me Pi or Erre. 261 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,271 What's on? 262 00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:39,967 You used to be proud, now you get a lesson. 263 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:43,346 You can't blame me, he's a real rarity. 264 00:18:43,515 --> 00:18:45,380 Have you seen anyone put a cockroach on his head? 265 00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:46,451 What's the problem? 266 00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:49,314 Look at LuLu, she's playing with that cockroach now. 267 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:54,985 I admit failure. 268 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,560 OK, from now on, you won't have clients to sit at. 269 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,630 You'll be bored to death. 270 00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:02,527 You're all like this. 271 00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,597 Connie, come and teach her for me. 272 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:08,628 You're not amateur, you should know you must act in front of clients. 273 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,538 But your problem is: you acting stinks. 274 00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:12,837 I can do nothing about it. 275 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:16,005 I hear someone teaches acting for free. 276 00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:17,375 I'll take you to see him. 277 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:19,377 Teaches acting? 278 00:19:25,357 --> 00:19:27,621 - Hey, men. - Yes! 279 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,694 Hurry up, start working. 280 00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:34,062 You again? 281 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:34,894 Morning, Brother Sunny. 282 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,661 Aunt Ha! 283 00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,028 I'm looking for him too. 284 00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,171 I haven't given you a notice, what brings you here? 285 00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:43,206 Remember last time that you asked me to think about the ways to die. 286 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,471 I've thought over and I have some new ideas now, 287 00:19:46,678 --> 00:19:49,647 and I believe my performance will make you satisfied. 288 00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,941 I would have killed you in the past. 289 00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,346 Talking about knife, it's different from a gun. 290 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,182 The position of the wound is usually under the armpit, here. 291 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:02,282 The wound is a bit bigger, and the face will twist more. 292 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,258 If you're betrayed by your own friends, you will even... 293 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:09,094 I didn't expect...it's you... 294 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:10,568 Get lost! 295 00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:12,331 Brother Sunny, I... 296 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:15,938 I just want to act, give me a chance please. 297 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,008 Do you love standing here? 298 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:19,110 OK, stand here, I won't pay you a dime. 299 00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:22,042 I'll act even if you don't pay me, I only want a lunch box. 300 00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:24,308 But lunch box costs money too, beat it! 301 00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:25,543 Sunny. 302 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,576 What is it, Martial Art Director? 303 00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:31,382 It's bad to use this mannequin to disguise as a dead man. 304 00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:33,217 Figure it out, we're in a hurry! 305 00:20:33,392 --> 00:20:34,859 Yes, OK...got it. 306 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:40,295 Thank you, Brother Sunny. 307 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,396 Only a lunch box. 308 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,465 No problem, should I put some make up on? 309 00:20:43,568 --> 00:20:44,535 Put it on now. 310 00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:48,935 Director, the actors are ready. 311 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,174 Actors are all ready. 312 00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:51,567 Action! 313 00:21:30,682 --> 00:21:32,843 Cockroach... 314 00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:34,109 Let's help sister Cuckoo. 315 00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:36,483 Cockroach! 316 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,523 Go to hell! 317 00:21:43,729 --> 00:21:45,094 Sister Cuckoo, don't be afraid. 318 00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:47,391 Sister Cuckoo, don't be afraid, it's OK now. 319 00:21:47,532 --> 00:21:48,499 Director, can we cut now? 320 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,860 It's still running? 321 00:21:50,302 --> 00:21:51,360 Cut! 322 00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:53,094 - OK. - Are you OK? 323 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,831 Must you do all these to kill a cockroach! 324 00:21:56,308 --> 00:21:57,570 Let's see if he's alright? 325 00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,309 I'm fine, Sister Cuckoo, thanks for your concerns. 326 00:22:00,746 --> 00:22:01,906 Why don't you move at all? 327 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:07,284 I didn't move since Director hasn't shouted 'cut' yet. 328 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,113 So I mustn't move. 329 00:22:10,922 --> 00:22:13,584 Do you hear that... 330 00:22:13,992 --> 00:22:16,961 He keeps on acting since the Director hasn't shouted 'cut' yet. 331 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:20,122 This is what I always tell you: professionalism. 332 00:22:22,434 --> 00:22:23,696 What's your name? 333 00:22:24,269 --> 00:22:25,827 I'm called Wan Tin Sau. 334 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,670 - Yee, give him a cup of coffee. - Yes. 335 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:30,341 - Get his phone number for me. - Yes. 336 00:22:30,442 --> 00:22:33,309 You...work in my team from now on. 337 00:22:33,879 --> 00:22:35,244 Thanks, Sister Cuckoo. 338 00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:37,575 - Is this shot OK? - Yes. 339 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,374 Weapon comes. 340 00:22:40,285 --> 00:22:41,547 - Sunny. - Yes. 341 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,520 I am telling you, even extras are important. 342 00:22:44,623 --> 00:22:48,389 The one who played the father, we mustn't use him again. 343 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,424 Got it, Sister Cuckoo. 344 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:52,952 Sister Cuckoo, I am the one who played the Father. 345 00:22:56,401 --> 00:22:57,868 In fact, it is like this... 346 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,832 Fine... 347 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,805 Let me clean it for you, towel, get the towel. 348 00:23:06,378 --> 00:23:08,346 - Sister Cuckoo! - Watch out! 349 00:23:16,888 --> 00:23:18,753 Sister Cuckoo, are you alright? 350 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,048 Don't touch. 351 00:23:23,128 --> 00:23:24,095 Don't touch! 352 00:23:30,769 --> 00:23:32,134 Very pretty. 353 00:23:35,674 --> 00:23:37,141 Sister Cuckoo! 354 00:24:39,204 --> 00:24:41,365 Security guard, is there someone here who teaches acting? 355 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:44,907 I've been in the field of art for ages. 356 00:24:45,076 --> 00:24:48,477 Whether it's movie or TV, I'm experienced. 357 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,673 I was the creative director in Amusement Park Theatre. 358 00:24:51,816 --> 00:24:54,785 So I can sing and dance. 359 00:24:55,387 --> 00:24:56,854 You mean you are the instructor here? 360 00:24:57,055 --> 00:25:00,718 Well, many people here love theatre and play. 361 00:25:00,859 --> 00:25:03,225 They love studying plays with me. 362 00:25:03,395 --> 00:25:05,056 Those people introduce us here indeed. 363 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,492 OK, this way please. 364 00:25:07,399 --> 00:25:08,457 It's you? 365 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,467 Didn't you play in that film...that... 366 00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:12,467 The stupid man standing behind, falls after stepping on a banana peel? 367 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,838 You noticed my performance too? 368 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:21,275 You idiot! Only an idiot will fall after stepping on a banana peel. 369 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,448 - Why don't you go dying? - Thanks. 370 00:25:24,683 --> 00:25:27,743 - Are you really that stupid? - You're flattering me. 371 00:25:27,919 --> 00:25:30,387 You damned extra, you are... 372 00:25:30,555 --> 00:25:34,116 In fact, I am an actor. That way please. 373 00:25:34,392 --> 00:25:35,450 Damned extra. 374 00:25:38,129 --> 00:25:39,892 What can I do for you? 375 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,262 Frankly, we're hostesses of a night club. 376 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,558 I can tell. 377 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,565 We're holding ''College Girls' First Love Evening'' right now. 378 00:25:46,738 --> 00:25:50,504 These girls dare to say they don't have the feeling of first love at all. 379 00:25:51,576 --> 00:25:53,237 How can you work like this? 380 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,571 First love was shown at the stage when we where babies. 381 00:25:56,681 --> 00:26:01,550 Say, when a baby sees a comforter, he wants to suck it. 382 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:04,154 This is a kind of love. 383 00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:07,692 Why did you suck a comforter? You damned extra. 384 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,187 In fact, I am an actor. 385 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,959 Well, so why did you talk about sucking a comforter? 386 00:26:13,431 --> 00:26:16,298 I'm going to explain everything to you. 387 00:26:16,568 --> 00:26:18,331 OK, let's explain it. 388 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,734 First, you must dress up like a college girls, 389 00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:25,105 about dialogue, at some vital points... 390 00:26:25,243 --> 00:26:28,610 such as: I love you, I hate you, etc. 391 00:26:29,781 --> 00:26:34,411 It'll be more impressive if you have some tears in your eyes. 392 00:26:34,686 --> 00:26:36,051 Just like this. 393 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,362 Do you see? That teardrop... 394 00:26:45,864 --> 00:26:47,729 Good, the teardrop is inside the eyes. 395 00:26:48,099 --> 00:26:51,557 Where is the teardrop? You damned extra. 396 00:26:52,303 --> 00:26:54,669 In fact, I am an actor. 397 00:26:57,442 --> 00:27:01,310 You might need something to help you since you've no experience, 398 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:04,639 and the simplest way is to eat Wasabi. 399 00:27:05,283 --> 00:27:07,251 Wasabi? What are you talking about? 400 00:27:07,485 --> 00:27:10,045 Must we be fooled by this damned extra? 401 00:27:10,321 --> 00:27:12,687 Miss, if you must call me an extra, 402 00:27:12,857 --> 00:27:15,724 you don't need to add 'damned' in front of it. 403 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,462 In fact, being club girls... 404 00:27:21,566 --> 00:27:23,932 If you can show some respect to the others, then... 405 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:25,967 - What are you calling us? - Excuse me. 406 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:28,805 Forget it, we are club girls indeed. 407 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:30,338 I just don't like him calling me that way. 408 00:27:32,711 --> 00:27:34,269 She's always like this, never mind her. 409 00:27:39,684 --> 00:27:41,049 It's OK... 410 00:27:44,889 --> 00:27:46,356 I've asked you not to stir up trouble! 411 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:49,521 It's OK... 412 00:27:56,201 --> 00:27:57,463 It's OK... 413 00:27:58,169 --> 00:28:01,138 Why must you still behave like this? Don't panic, it's alright. 414 00:28:03,441 --> 00:28:05,204 - Don't panic, it's alright. - Club girls? 415 00:28:06,044 --> 00:28:08,604 It's alright...Don't panic, take it easy, it's alright. 416 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,745 How could l know he's so amusing? 417 00:28:10,949 --> 00:28:12,610 I brought you there as I thought he charged for nothing. 418 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,478 If you hadn't block my way, I'd have... 419 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:17,519 Please, beware what you say to the clients. 420 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:19,187 - Go out... - I'm sorry. 421 00:28:19,390 --> 00:28:21,153 What's going on? This is a big night club. 422 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,621 Get lost, I'm sorry. 423 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,692 - Are there other hostesses? - Yes, they're coming soon. 424 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:25,887 Connie, come here. 425 00:28:26,064 --> 00:28:26,826 What is it, Mama Debra? 426 00:28:27,031 --> 00:28:28,498 Master Lung is here and he's drunk. 427 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,966 He thought he's being dumped and he wants his first lover back. 428 00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:32,899 All the girls here are college girls, they'll suit him. 429 00:28:33,204 --> 00:28:36,071 Look, he has scanned almost all my girls. 430 00:28:36,307 --> 00:28:37,968 But none of them suits his taste, he's nuts. 431 00:28:38,143 --> 00:28:42,011 Look at his money, it's piled up. 432 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,738 - Have you gone inside? - Not yet. 433 00:28:43,948 --> 00:28:46,508 Wait here for a while. Go and send some more girls here. 434 00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:49,811 I have so much money. 435 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,220 Come and get it if you can. 436 00:28:52,757 --> 00:28:55,817 I want my first lover. 437 00:28:57,095 --> 00:28:59,154 First lover! 438 00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:03,234 You wanna try? 439 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:06,902 I'll give it a shot, sometimes it's hard to tell the taste of a rich man. 440 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,300 Get lost. 441 00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,874 Hurry up, be smart. 442 00:29:18,483 --> 00:29:21,748 Master Lung, here come the beauties. Say Hi to Master Lung. 443 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,278 Boss. 444 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,092 Get lost! 445 00:29:30,361 --> 00:29:32,124 - Master Lung, don't get mad. - Go away! 446 00:29:33,031 --> 00:29:34,396 None of them is pretty! 447 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:38,433 They are not sincere, I want my first lover! 448 00:29:38,636 --> 00:29:45,508 First lover... 449 00:29:51,216 --> 00:29:52,877 They're all here for money! 450 00:29:58,122 --> 00:30:00,090 I am sincere. 451 00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:05,990 I really love you. 452 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:12,494 Mary, I'll give you anything you want. 453 00:30:13,671 --> 00:30:16,037 I can give you all the money on the table... 454 00:30:16,841 --> 00:30:22,404 as long as you don't leave me, Mary. 455 00:30:47,906 --> 00:30:50,067 - What is it? - Are you alright? 456 00:30:50,408 --> 00:30:52,774 I've hit you hard, sorry. 457 00:30:52,944 --> 00:30:55,412 If that table wasn't there and I could kick you, 458 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:56,909 I wouldn't have been defeated by you. 459 00:30:57,015 --> 00:30:59,916 I'm not here to fight with you, I'm here to learn acting from you. 460 00:31:00,118 --> 00:31:01,278 Go away. 461 00:31:05,523 --> 00:31:08,287 To some honest friends who have the same interest as I do. 462 00:31:08,459 --> 00:31:11,826 I'll be more than willing to teach them. Just a second. 463 00:31:24,475 --> 00:31:27,638 I'm coming, 1, 2, 2 and a half, 3. 464 00:31:49,934 --> 00:31:51,697 Must it take you so long for make up? You damned... 465 00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:52,836 Don't again! 466 00:31:53,004 --> 00:31:55,768 - Your tie is high-classed. - Thanks. 467 00:31:56,441 --> 00:31:58,500 Since I've taken your money, I should act accordingly. 468 00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,673 - Where's the ping pong racket? - Under the table. 469 00:32:01,012 --> 00:32:02,570 There're many people here, let's go over there. 470 00:32:04,015 --> 00:32:06,381 I'm Wan Tin Sau, and you? 471 00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,416 Lau Piu Piu. 472 00:32:08,653 --> 00:32:09,915 What do you want to learn? 473 00:32:10,021 --> 00:32:11,784 How to pamper those bastards in the night club. 474 00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:16,427 The first love feeling of college girls must be built from the base. 475 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:19,121 You can take me as your client, and greet me first. 476 00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:20,490 Boss, want some fist games? 477 00:32:20,598 --> 00:32:22,862 Don't call me ''Boss'', you're college girl now. 478 00:32:23,001 --> 00:32:24,559 You can say Good Morning, 479 00:32:24,635 --> 00:32:26,296 or Morning, Sir. 480 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:27,931 Good morning, Sir. 481 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,503 Try to lower your head a little bit, pretend to be shy. 482 00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:34,303 Let your client touches your chin and raise your head and then say. 483 00:32:34,812 --> 00:32:36,074 Morning, Sir. 484 00:32:36,214 --> 00:32:37,875 Your regards are bad, again. 485 00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,246 Give me glistened regards. 486 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:41,950 Morning, Sir. 487 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:46,917 Too glistened now, I'll faint, again. Take it easy. 488 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,421 Morning, Sir. 489 00:32:51,562 --> 00:32:54,030 These are eyes of dead body, you'll scare others to death. 490 00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:59,101 Again. Be natural. 491 00:33:00,038 --> 00:33:01,403 Morning, Sir. 492 00:33:10,148 --> 00:33:11,012 Good! 493 00:33:11,115 --> 00:33:14,949 Now let's discuss about your action, say, hugging. 494 00:33:15,253 --> 00:33:17,221 Hug me with your way. 495 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:25,429 What for? 496 00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:27,190 What for? 497 00:33:27,398 --> 00:33:29,866 You needn't lock others with your thigh every time. 498 00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:32,694 - Sorry, my job requires this. - You must stop doing that. 499 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:38,003 Being a college girl, you needn't always take initiation. 500 00:33:38,209 --> 00:33:43,010 You can act shyly so that men will hug you. 501 00:33:43,281 --> 00:33:44,748 What do you mean by shy? 502 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:48,016 Like this. 503 00:33:48,219 --> 00:33:50,687 - Like biting a quail? - Act on. 504 00:33:53,224 --> 00:33:55,784 Right, when men see you biting a quail, 505 00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,858 they'll naturally hold and hug you. 506 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:02,659 Now you can put your head on their shoulders. 507 00:34:12,743 --> 00:34:14,108 What for? 508 00:34:15,213 --> 00:34:16,771 Excuse me, my job requires this. 509 00:34:16,948 --> 00:34:18,609 You must stop doing that! 510 00:34:18,983 --> 00:34:20,541 Superficially it's all. 511 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:24,052 If we go further, I must then ask you about your first love. 512 00:34:25,223 --> 00:34:26,485 I never have first love. 513 00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:28,452 Everyone has first love. 514 00:34:28,593 --> 00:34:29,855 I said I never have one. 515 00:34:31,295 --> 00:34:33,763 You must have some unforgettable memory. 516 00:34:34,098 --> 00:34:35,065 No. 517 00:34:44,909 --> 00:34:47,377 Or you must have heard someone say something you can never forget. 518 00:34:48,746 --> 00:34:49,804 Never! 519 00:34:49,947 --> 00:34:51,812 I hope I can be with you forever. 520 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,245 Promise me, let me take care of you for the rest of your life. 521 00:35:13,838 --> 00:35:16,398 Then you must have unforgettable experience. 522 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,266 Never! 523 00:35:21,812 --> 00:35:24,872 Being club girl? Didn't say you'll take care of me? 524 00:35:26,017 --> 00:35:27,882 How come I have money if you don't work as club girl? 525 00:35:28,052 --> 00:35:30,111 How can I take care of you if I have no money? 526 00:35:31,889 --> 00:35:35,848 Now, imagine I'm your first boyfriend lover. 527 00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:52,404 Sau, on the night of your play, I was engaged in a transaction. 528 00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:55,137 So I was too busy to come, sorry. 529 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:57,347 - Was there good response? - Sure. 530 00:35:57,548 --> 00:36:00,517 It's good then. I will surely come next time. 531 00:36:01,319 --> 00:36:07,189 Someone're shooing kids karaoke, you aren't one of them? 532 00:36:07,325 --> 00:36:09,384 I've things to see you, excuse me. 533 00:36:09,594 --> 00:36:12,654 Take me new boy to collect protection money for me. 534 00:36:12,897 --> 00:36:15,764 Help me improve his appearance... About the way he speaks? 535 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:20,462 Right, that's it, you won't refuse my request, right? 536 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,298 Thanks for teaching me. 537 00:36:25,676 --> 00:36:26,734 Over there. 538 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,946 Being a triad member... 539 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,139 you must have a unique appearance. 540 00:36:31,349 --> 00:36:33,010 It's right you have a gold chain with you. 541 00:36:33,184 --> 00:36:37,553 You must try to look furious and severe. Try it. 542 00:36:39,023 --> 00:36:42,186 More furious. Show some anger. 543 00:36:43,794 --> 00:36:45,159 Wrath. 544 00:36:51,769 --> 00:36:53,031 Throw that nibble away. 545 00:36:53,237 --> 00:36:55,398 This is it, you know what you're going to say? 546 00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:56,268 I seem to know. 547 00:36:56,374 --> 00:36:58,740 Good, I'll remind you from time to time in this dim place. 548 00:37:07,051 --> 00:37:08,712 Tong, over here a bit, right, cheer up. 549 00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:10,718 - Shooting a movie? - What is it? 550 00:37:12,857 --> 00:37:13,915 I forget already. 551 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,865 You know, HK is in economic recession. 552 00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:26,595 And being hit by financial storm, it's all because of the 'Ross'. 553 00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:27,738 There are many factors. 554 00:37:27,905 --> 00:37:30,066 Now the S.E. Asia collapses in economics... 555 00:37:30,241 --> 00:37:32,709 and that infects HK too. 556 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:35,470 Those enterprises suffer much. 557 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:40,276 The worse is there'll be global economics recession soon. 558 00:37:40,451 --> 00:37:41,816 You have a view in economics. 559 00:37:42,019 --> 00:37:44,078 I majored Economics in HKU. 560 00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:45,620 Did you? I graduated this year. 561 00:37:45,756 --> 00:37:48,486 Did you? I graduated in 1996, this is my name card. 562 00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:51,018 - You're my senior, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 563 00:37:51,195 --> 00:37:53,755 - How come you shoot kids karaoke? - I can't help. 564 00:37:58,903 --> 00:37:59,870 What are you doing now? 565 00:38:00,004 --> 00:38:02,268 Nothing, I fool with triad members. 566 00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:04,670 Seeing you shooting movie here, I come to collect protection money. 567 00:38:05,476 --> 00:38:07,944 Brother Kei, someone collects protection money. 568 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,945 Who collects protection money? 569 00:38:20,324 --> 00:38:22,087 - Economics in HK is now... - Is it you? 570 00:38:24,695 --> 00:38:25,855 Good. 571 00:38:31,902 --> 00:38:33,767 Bastard, what triad groups are you come from? 572 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,325 Dare you to fool me? 573 00:39:07,938 --> 00:39:09,098 Fix him! 574 00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,868 Kill you! 575 00:39:14,445 --> 00:39:17,505 Go to hell! Bastard... 576 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:23,248 Dare you play with my bird? Don't you know me? 577 00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:25,853 Don't come near... 578 00:39:27,057 --> 00:39:27,921 It hurts... 579 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:31,424 Don't talk with me, pretend we're at a duel. 580 00:39:31,996 --> 00:39:34,464 Make a call...pretend calling for help. 581 00:39:38,803 --> 00:39:40,361 I want to go home. 582 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,472 You must act on until I shout cut. 583 00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:45,769 - You must be profession. - I want to go home. 584 00:39:45,910 --> 00:39:46,774 It's a day. 585 00:39:48,412 --> 00:39:49,470 They're gone. 586 00:39:49,814 --> 00:39:51,281 Don't be afraid, they're gone, all gone. 587 00:39:51,715 --> 00:39:54,582 Take a chopper and a rush there, get some fame. 588 00:40:07,131 --> 00:40:07,893 What's wrong? 589 00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:09,499 That scoundrel is still there. 590 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:13,034 Concentrate! you're scoundrel too, show some anger! 591 00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:15,035 I want to eat ice-cream. 592 00:40:15,506 --> 00:40:17,872 Bastard! Show some anger! 593 00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:34,252 You needn't do that. 594 00:40:47,872 --> 00:40:49,533 Forget it, I fear you now. 595 00:40:57,414 --> 00:40:59,473 What's up? You acted very well. 596 00:41:01,852 --> 00:41:03,012 What has happened? 597 00:41:03,187 --> 00:41:05,155 He acted really well to get this. 598 00:41:05,756 --> 00:41:07,223 He managed to collect $20. 599 00:41:07,324 --> 00:41:08,791 Why are you still crying? 600 00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:11,258 You managed to get $20 protection money in front of a temple. 601 00:41:11,462 --> 00:41:13,020 You're making a fame for yourself. 602 00:41:13,130 --> 00:41:14,495 You do look like a hero. 603 00:41:14,698 --> 00:41:17,861 Keep the image and use it to collect protection money now. 604 00:41:17,902 --> 00:41:20,166 Brother Sau, you're competent, great! 605 00:41:20,337 --> 00:41:21,099 You're flattering me. 606 00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:23,935 Let's get a feast, with this $20. 607 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,977 What are you laughing at? Keep this image, got it? 608 00:41:29,179 --> 00:41:32,239 - Stop laughing! Cry! - Stop laughing! Cry! 609 00:41:32,516 --> 00:41:34,780 Be good, cry, cry now! 610 00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:36,181 What are you laughing at! Cry now! 611 00:41:36,253 --> 00:41:37,914 That under-graduate hold two choppers. 612 00:41:38,122 --> 00:41:40,886 And rushes over while crying and shouting. 613 00:41:41,058 --> 00:41:43,822 He's crying loudly. 614 00:41:43,928 --> 00:41:47,091 He is capable to play the spirit of a triad member. 615 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:48,856 Thanks for his persistence, 616 00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:51,230 He managed to get $20 as a protection money. 617 00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:52,393 What are you talking about? 618 00:41:52,603 --> 00:41:54,366 Persistence, Aunt Ha. 619 00:41:54,505 --> 00:41:56,473 I believe that I'm a good actor, do me a favour please. 620 00:41:56,607 --> 00:41:58,472 I have new experience about holding choppers. 621 00:41:58,642 --> 00:42:00,007 I'd play well in a kung fu movie. 622 00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:02,670 What? You've brought enough trouble to me. 623 00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:05,577 How dare you asking me for help? Go away! 624 00:42:08,419 --> 00:42:09,784 Sorry, Brother Sunny, he's leaving now. 625 00:42:09,954 --> 00:42:12,514 I've looking for you. Make up and get ready. 626 00:42:12,756 --> 00:42:13,814 Thanks! 627 00:42:14,959 --> 00:42:16,221 Director, we've found the stunt man. 628 00:42:16,393 --> 00:42:18,156 You said you can't find one just then? You're wasting my time! 629 00:42:18,295 --> 00:42:19,262 I've found one now. 630 00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:20,294 You have no problem? 631 00:42:20,464 --> 00:42:23,433 No problem, I'll try my best to be the stunt man for Sister Cuckoo. 632 00:42:23,601 --> 00:42:24,659 Director, no problem. 633 00:42:25,035 --> 00:42:26,400 Light the fire. 634 00:42:26,537 --> 00:42:27,299 Director. 635 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:28,766 Beside responding with the hot fire, 636 00:42:28,939 --> 00:42:30,907 Can I show an expression of cool loneliness? 637 00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:32,142 As you like, 638 00:42:32,309 --> 00:42:34,971 As long as you don't turn your face to the camera, get it? 639 00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:36,046 Got it. 640 00:42:36,113 --> 00:42:38,479 Light the fire, just don't move. 641 00:42:40,751 --> 00:42:42,013 Ready. 642 00:42:42,286 --> 00:42:44,049 Who put the pigeons here? 643 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:45,279 Director, I put them here intentionally. 644 00:42:45,422 --> 00:42:47,083 There're pigeons here in our last shot. 645 00:42:47,224 --> 00:42:50,193 If the pigeons fly, they'll stir up the fire. 646 00:42:50,361 --> 00:42:52,226 - Take them away. - Director... 647 00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:55,596 The mood of this shot will be better if the pigeons are there. 648 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:56,995 How much better? 649 00:42:58,302 --> 00:43:01,465 It's hard to say, it's something abstract. 650 00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:03,037 Anyway, the mood will be better. 651 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:04,802 Put them up and let's see the effect. 652 00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:08,909 That stunt man mustn't turn his head! 653 00:43:08,844 --> 00:43:10,106 Director, how do you like it? 654 00:43:10,512 --> 00:43:11,672 It's a bit better. 655 00:43:12,081 --> 00:43:16,245 Let's try the effect with the pigeon's head towards me. 656 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,387 Now put the pigeon's tail towards me. 657 00:43:23,859 --> 00:43:26,020 Take it away. Ready. 658 00:43:26,428 --> 00:43:27,986 It's better without the pigeons, take it away. 659 00:43:28,597 --> 00:43:29,757 Ready. 660 00:43:29,932 --> 00:43:31,900 Where's my lighter? 661 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,163 Man, bring me a lighter? 662 00:43:36,305 --> 00:43:37,272 Director, here it is. 663 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,566 - Really? - Yes. 664 00:43:38,774 --> 00:43:40,139 - It works? - Yes. 665 00:43:42,778 --> 00:43:44,143 Hurry, quick, ready! 666 00:43:44,713 --> 00:43:46,772 Ready, keep your posture, don't move. 667 00:43:46,949 --> 00:43:48,917 Roll, action! 668 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,579 What is it? 669 00:43:56,492 --> 00:43:58,756 What's wrong with you? You screwed up every time! 670 00:43:59,194 --> 00:44:00,456 Sorry, Brother Sunny, it's very hot here. 671 00:44:00,629 --> 00:44:02,688 I've told you already, and you said no problem. 672 00:44:02,865 --> 00:44:03,832 Shall we try again? 673 00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,794 Again? Get a smarter guy. 674 00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:07,366 It's your fault, Sunny? 675 00:44:07,703 --> 00:44:10,069 Sorry, Director. Get lost! 676 00:44:12,241 --> 00:44:15,301 I've tried my best to help you, don't ever come again. 677 00:44:16,411 --> 00:44:17,378 Just then... 678 00:44:17,546 --> 00:44:19,207 Do you smell BBQ chicken wing? 679 00:44:19,314 --> 00:44:21,976 I've sacrificed my arm just for this movie. 680 00:44:22,151 --> 00:44:24,016 Unit Manager, give him an over-cooked chicken wing rice lunch box. 681 00:44:24,153 --> 00:44:25,017 OK. 682 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:26,482 You, don't ever let me see him again... 683 00:44:26,688 --> 00:44:27,746 Or I'll fire you instantly as well! 684 00:44:27,923 --> 00:44:28,890 Aunt Ha... 685 00:44:29,024 --> 00:44:31,584 Don't ask me anymore. Brother Sunny! 686 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,192 Chicken wings rice. 687 00:44:34,696 --> 00:44:38,154 Let me see which is over-cooked, the chicken wing or your arm. 688 00:44:38,567 --> 00:44:40,432 Not over-cooked, go away now. 689 00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:43,135 - Brother Sunny said I have a lunch box. - Go away! 690 00:44:46,108 --> 00:44:47,268 Extras are human being as well. 691 00:44:47,509 --> 00:44:48,874 What? Repeat it loudly! 692 00:44:49,044 --> 00:44:50,011 Aren't extras human? 693 00:44:50,179 --> 00:44:51,339 Why must you always jump in me? 694 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,347 - You want to know the reason? - I want to know the reason. 695 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,644 Because you're not entitled to eat this lunch box! 696 00:44:59,054 --> 00:45:01,614 You thought you're talented and teach others acting. 697 00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:03,451 You always talk about theory. 698 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:06,389 You teach someone to be a triad member and collect protection money. 699 00:45:07,529 --> 00:45:09,793 You're indeed insulting the word 'acting'! 700 00:45:10,265 --> 00:45:12,130 Don't shout on, let's get to work. 701 00:45:13,535 --> 00:45:17,699 You talk about 'acting' in front of me? Shit! 702 00:45:19,975 --> 00:45:21,237 Damn it! 703 00:45:22,244 --> 00:45:24,508 They dare to collect protection money from those 2 ice-cream cars? 704 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,545 I'm the protector of those 2 ice-cream cars. 705 00:45:26,715 --> 00:45:28,478 They don't respect me at all. 706 00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:30,413 Men, get some weapons and teach them a lesson. 707 00:45:30,586 --> 00:45:32,053 Sau, come with us. 708 00:45:32,287 --> 00:45:34,346 You can experience how we fight for our right, 709 00:45:34,489 --> 00:45:36,252 and keep guard for us as well. Men, let's go. 710 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,085 Little Hung, where are you going? 711 00:45:39,261 --> 00:45:40,626 Granny, where are you doing here? 712 00:45:40,796 --> 00:45:42,058 You're getting better with you tuberculosis. 713 00:45:42,231 --> 00:45:44,392 So mind you catch a cold, have you taken your medicine? 714 00:45:44,499 --> 00:45:47,161 Yes, you're going to fight with someone again? 715 00:45:47,269 --> 00:45:48,133 No. 716 00:45:48,337 --> 00:45:49,395 Don't go. 717 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:50,596 I'm not fighting with anyone. 718 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,800 - Don't go fighting. - I'm not. 719 00:45:54,009 --> 00:45:58,070 Granny, he isn't going to fight, he's going to act in a play. 720 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,249 That Neighbour Theatre, we're playing ''Thunder Storm''. 721 00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:02,881 ''Thunder Storm''? It's a good play. 722 00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,110 Bruce Lee, Bark Yin, Ng Chor Fan did it years ago. 723 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,482 There was great response, 724 00:46:06,622 --> 00:46:07,987 so we're putting up one more show. 725 00:46:08,190 --> 00:46:09,657 We're hurrying for the rehearsal. 726 00:46:10,092 --> 00:46:11,753 You're acting in a play? 727 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,189 Yes. 728 00:46:13,295 --> 00:46:19,165 Good, my grandson is an actor, how smart he is! 729 00:46:20,469 --> 00:46:21,834 I'm very happy! 730 00:46:22,004 --> 00:46:24,268 OK, come on, go home now. 731 00:46:25,374 --> 00:46:28,832 She's put much saliva on my face. 732 00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:32,576 Your granny brought you up alone, she's a real heroine. 733 00:46:32,781 --> 00:46:33,941 You're not. 734 00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:38,882 See how happy she is. 735 00:46:41,556 --> 00:46:44,821 Stop fighting anymore, come and join our rehearsal. 736 00:46:51,967 --> 00:46:53,127 If you can defeat me, 737 00:46:53,302 --> 00:46:55,668 I'll swallow this plate. 738 00:46:55,837 --> 00:46:57,600 You aren't convinced? 739 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,068 You should speak with stressing tone ''You aren't convinced?'' 740 00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:03,473 This is raise my wrath from the inside. 741 00:47:03,645 --> 00:47:05,613 No need, as no one is watching. 742 00:47:05,747 --> 00:47:07,908 You suddenly want to play ''Fist of Fury''. 743 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,643 And make us to wear this costume, this way is too much. 744 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,448 I'm doing you a favour, right? 745 00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:15,921 - I only want to change the wig. - Let's leave. 746 00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:33,007 That girl is pretty, your girlfriend? 747 00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:34,072 Sure. 748 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:36,174 - Let's get serious, try again! - Coming. 749 00:47:37,045 --> 00:47:38,603 If you can defeat me. 750 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,874 I'll swallow this plate. 751 00:47:42,084 --> 00:47:44,552 You aren't convinced? 752 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,295 Change the position, hurry. 753 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:43,306 We're concentrated when acting on the stage. 754 00:48:43,478 --> 00:48:45,639 It's dangerous if you suddenly rush up. 755 00:48:45,981 --> 00:48:48,541 I want to join you as you guys were fevering up there. 756 00:48:48,784 --> 00:48:51,480 I chose ''Fist Of Fury'' for some commercial reasons. 757 00:48:51,586 --> 00:48:53,952 Because there're fighting scenes, audience will like it. 758 00:48:54,055 --> 00:48:55,716 The story is consisted of blood and tears. 759 00:48:55,924 --> 00:48:56,982 Speaking of blood and tears, 760 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,888 I wonder if my spine is injured. 761 00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,988 Last time I was in a bad mood and I slapped at your face. 762 00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:02,696 So I came here to apologize. 763 00:49:02,831 --> 00:49:06,392 I'm grateful as you watched our play tonight. 764 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,202 - Thanks. - You mean it? 765 00:49:09,771 --> 00:49:13,434 Thanks... 766 00:49:16,211 --> 00:49:17,576 Thanks. 767 00:49:20,682 --> 00:49:23,242 Thanks for your encouragement, I'll remember it. 768 00:49:23,452 --> 00:49:24,510 You'll make it! 769 00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,279 Last time you taught me pretending to be shy... 770 00:49:27,489 --> 00:49:30,253 and men really lift up my chin and I said... 771 00:49:30,692 --> 00:49:31,852 Morning, Sir. 772 00:49:32,461 --> 00:49:34,224 They're all enchanted by me and I'm making lots of money. 773 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,124 Really? 774 00:49:35,197 --> 00:49:37,165 Surely, I've made a fame in the night-club now. 775 00:49:37,299 --> 00:49:38,061 Congratulations. 776 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,361 You will become an excellent club girl. 777 00:49:40,469 --> 00:49:41,231 Thanks. 778 00:49:41,403 --> 00:49:43,371 You will become an excellent damned extra too. 779 00:49:43,572 --> 00:49:44,630 Thanks. 780 00:49:53,215 --> 00:49:57,083 Looks, it's so dark out there, I can't see anything. 781 00:49:58,019 --> 00:50:00,886 No, it'll become scenic when dawn comes. 782 00:50:07,262 --> 00:50:08,229 I got to go. 783 00:50:09,865 --> 00:50:11,924 Those 3 guys are dead beat. 784 00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,460 What's wrong with you? 785 00:50:15,604 --> 00:50:16,468 What's wrong with me? 786 00:50:16,705 --> 00:50:19,868 Your lips are chapped, you need lip balm? 787 00:50:20,075 --> 00:50:21,042 Thanks. 788 00:50:27,082 --> 00:50:29,346 I only have this, is it better? 789 00:50:31,453 --> 00:50:32,613 Yes, it's better. 790 00:50:35,223 --> 00:50:37,589 - You want some more? - No, thanks. 791 00:50:39,294 --> 00:50:40,659 Forget it then. 792 00:50:41,796 --> 00:50:44,162 Go to hell, asshole! 793 00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:45,130 What's wrong with you? 794 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,265 I hate people with chapped lips. 795 00:50:47,769 --> 00:50:50,033 But I don't want to have chapped lips. 796 00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:52,702 Why don't you put some more lip balm then? 797 00:50:53,608 --> 00:50:54,973 OK, I'll put on some more! 798 00:50:56,778 --> 00:50:58,939 Go to hell, don't force yourself to! 799 00:51:00,615 --> 00:51:02,082 I do want to put some more on. 800 00:51:02,417 --> 00:51:03,179 I'm warning you, 801 00:51:03,318 --> 00:51:05,286 don't nag when I put it on your lips. 802 00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:08,787 I've said I want to put on some more. Wait. 803 00:51:08,924 --> 00:51:10,186 You asshole! 804 00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:14,226 Put it on for me like professional beautician, OK? 805 00:51:14,429 --> 00:51:15,589 OK. 806 00:52:36,044 --> 00:52:37,511 - Master Hung. - What is it? 807 00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:41,274 How much is a night-club hostess charge for overnight? 808 00:52:41,383 --> 00:52:43,749 Around $1000 to $1200 with a fair appearance. 809 00:52:43,918 --> 00:52:46,182 - What if she's pretty? - How pretty is she then? 810 00:52:46,354 --> 00:52:48,219 I mean she's a real beauty. 811 00:52:48,390 --> 00:52:50,858 About $1 million to $10 million. 812 00:53:54,155 --> 00:53:55,713 Thanks, Boss. 813 00:54:16,611 --> 00:54:17,578 What is it? 814 00:54:17,712 --> 00:54:19,680 - You're leaving? - Yes. 815 00:54:19,948 --> 00:54:21,711 - Where are you going? - Going home. 816 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:25,210 - And then? - Going to work. 817 00:54:26,755 --> 00:54:28,017 Is it possible if you don't go to work? 818 00:54:28,189 --> 00:54:29,952 Are you supporting my living if I don't go to work? 819 00:54:49,477 --> 00:54:50,739 What now? 820 00:54:55,517 --> 00:54:56,984 I'll support your living! 821 00:55:06,394 --> 00:55:09,761 Take care of your living first, nuts. 822 00:55:55,343 --> 00:55:57,311 Whether you despite me or not. 823 00:55:57,478 --> 00:55:59,844 I'm an actor. 824 00:56:01,883 --> 00:56:03,145 You're talking to me? 825 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:07,519 You're calling yourself an actor, fuck you! 826 00:56:08,423 --> 00:56:11,392 You owe me 3 lunch boxes, I want to take them back now. 827 00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:18,795 Take them! 828 00:56:21,069 --> 00:56:22,832 Dare you take them! 829 00:56:53,234 --> 00:56:54,496 Thanks. 830 00:57:00,174 --> 00:57:01,835 - Wan Tin Sau! - Stand there! 831 00:57:04,479 --> 00:57:05,537 Don't run! 832 00:57:06,281 --> 00:57:08,044 Aunt Ha, this is my lunch box. 833 00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,683 As you like, someone's looking for you. 834 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:10,748 Come on. 835 00:57:22,263 --> 00:57:24,026 Mandy, you may go now. 836 00:57:25,366 --> 00:57:28,130 Go inside. Put down the lunch box. 837 00:57:41,716 --> 00:57:42,774 Close the door! 838 00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:54,319 Sister Cuckoo, director. 839 00:57:55,129 --> 00:57:56,289 Take this seat. 840 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:59,025 I want you to do an audition now. 841 00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:00,358 We're lovers. 842 00:58:00,535 --> 00:58:02,799 Here is the dialogue before I die. 843 00:58:02,937 --> 00:58:03,801 Take a look. 844 00:58:07,108 --> 00:58:08,268 And my role is... 845 00:58:08,609 --> 00:58:12,375 You play the role of Wan Tin Sau, and I'll play the role of Cuckoo. 846 00:58:14,415 --> 00:58:15,382 OK. 847 00:58:16,017 --> 00:58:18,986 - Call ''Action'' now. - Action. 848 00:58:21,923 --> 00:58:22,981 Tin Sau... 849 00:58:30,732 --> 00:58:31,790 Cuckoo... 850 00:58:32,533 --> 00:58:34,694 Tin Sau...I... 851 00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:40,096 You will be alright, Cuckoo... 852 00:58:41,342 --> 00:58:42,707 I don't think I can make it... 853 00:58:43,444 --> 00:58:51,112 Cuckoo, I've encountered too much failure in my life. 854 00:58:52,787 --> 00:58:54,948 I'm very tired. 855 00:58:56,124 --> 00:58:58,285 If I lose you too. 856 00:58:59,394 --> 00:59:02,454 I can't hold on anymore. 857 00:59:03,431 --> 00:59:05,797 You...take care. 858 00:59:06,367 --> 00:59:09,234 Don't go, Cuckoo... 859 00:59:10,671 --> 00:59:15,734 Cuckoo, answer me... 860 00:59:15,877 --> 00:59:18,437 Speak to me, Cuckoo, speak something, Cuckoo... 861 00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:23,974 Cuckoo... 862 00:59:25,420 --> 00:59:26,785 Cut. 863 00:59:27,221 --> 00:59:30,384 - Sister Cuckoo, clean it first. - Get lost. 864 00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:32,584 What's wrong? A running nose? 865 00:59:32,727 --> 00:59:34,194 You were really absorbed in the role. 866 00:59:34,395 --> 00:59:36,556 Not only absorbed in it, very stunning too. 867 00:59:39,901 --> 00:59:42,870 Let me tell you, I won't wait for Big Brother. 868 00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:44,800 You can compromise on the schedule with Big Brother. 869 00:59:44,872 --> 00:59:45,736 Who will compromise? 870 00:59:45,973 --> 00:59:47,838 I've had it, I want a new partner. 871 00:59:48,142 --> 00:59:49,803 You rather use this guy than Big Brother? 872 00:59:49,944 --> 00:59:52,606 Don't fucking, sorry. Don't bullshit me, OK? 873 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:53,838 Cause I'm not doing business like this. 874 00:59:53,948 --> 00:59:55,210 ''Oh'', don't you bullshit me. 875 00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:56,850 We need some new blood. 876 00:59:57,051 --> 00:59:58,211 New bloods are all around, 877 00:59:58,352 --> 00:59:59,717 but we're making a big budgeted movie. 878 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:01,354 So you can't just introduce a common guy like him to me. 879 01:00:01,489 --> 01:00:02,456 He's not a common guy. 880 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,353 Mr. Shaw, I've noticed him for quite some time. 881 01:00:04,459 --> 01:00:05,619 He's a real professional actor. 882 01:00:05,793 --> 01:00:08,159 What professional? We're talking about business here. 883 01:00:08,329 --> 01:00:09,591 Don't mix your personal feeling into it, Sister Cuckoo. 884 01:00:10,164 --> 01:00:10,926 Let me tell you something man. 885 01:00:11,132 --> 01:00:13,100 I'm not going to work with these people and that bitch. 886 01:00:13,267 --> 01:00:14,825 I'm not gonna work with this man, 887 01:00:14,936 --> 01:00:17,200 I don't want to see him, I don't want to talk about it! 888 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,433 Mr. Shaw. 889 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,448 I want you to be the leading actor in my next movie. 890 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:28,844 What do you think? 891 01:00:30,551 --> 01:00:31,711 Good. 892 01:00:31,886 --> 01:00:33,148 Here're the character, background relationship. 893 01:00:33,287 --> 01:00:34,345 Scenario, script... 894 01:00:34,455 --> 01:00:36,616 And the novel, you may take them home for reference. 895 01:00:36,757 --> 01:00:38,019 I think they'll help you a lot. 896 01:00:38,226 --> 01:00:40,990 Here're the schedules and the character's images. 897 01:00:41,162 --> 01:00:43,027 We'll get your measurement as soon as possible. 898 01:00:43,164 --> 01:00:44,426 Any problem? 899 01:00:46,801 --> 01:00:48,962 I'll surely have a lunch box everyday? 900 01:01:42,190 --> 01:01:44,454 Mama, I don't want to do any business tonight. 901 01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:46,355 What? You fool me again. 902 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:47,552 I'm not fooling you. 903 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,630 No? You're fooling me right now. 904 01:01:49,830 --> 01:01:52,298 Master Lung comes to see you, he's willing to pay a lump sum. 905 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,561 You must treat him nicely tonight. 906 01:01:54,702 --> 01:01:56,169 Stop fooling now. 907 01:01:56,637 --> 01:01:58,002 I don't want to work anymore? 908 01:01:58,139 --> 01:02:00,801 You don't want to work? You think you're a virgin. 909 01:02:01,909 --> 01:02:03,376 Why don't you just quit. 910 01:02:03,911 --> 01:02:05,276 I've fallen in love with someone. 911 01:02:05,613 --> 01:02:08,377 I don't know how to thank you for giving me this chance. 912 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,483 Just try your very best. 913 01:02:10,785 --> 01:02:14,744 I'll input all my strength and time into this movie. 914 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,989 I hope your girlfriend won't complain if you can't accompany her. 915 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:21,418 I don't have girlfriend. 916 01:02:22,063 --> 01:02:23,826 You'd rather choose love than money? 917 01:02:26,968 --> 01:02:28,731 You're nuts! I don't care. 918 01:02:28,936 --> 01:02:30,699 You must treat him tonight, whatever you do. 919 01:02:30,838 --> 01:02:32,396 We'll talk about it after that. 920 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,907 Miss, get up and get your handbag. 921 01:02:34,075 --> 01:02:37,738 Master Lung, sorry, I feel sick suddenly. 922 01:02:37,945 --> 01:02:40,209 I'm afraid I can't accompany you tonight, sorry. 923 01:02:40,648 --> 01:02:43,014 Forget it, don't pretend like a virgin. 924 01:02:43,451 --> 01:02:45,419 I have lots of money. 925 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:50,319 Take it, how's that? 926 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:55,491 I'm really feeling sick, I can't. 927 01:02:56,530 --> 01:02:59,693 I don't want to hear ''I can't''. 928 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:02,533 Is that clear? Say again. 929 01:03:04,272 --> 01:03:05,432 I really can't. 930 01:03:08,309 --> 01:03:09,469 Is it hurt? 931 01:03:10,211 --> 01:03:11,678 Didn't you say you're a dancing master? 932 01:03:11,846 --> 01:03:13,814 Yes, I can dance very well. 933 01:03:14,015 --> 01:03:15,380 Then what make you step on my feet? 934 01:03:15,549 --> 01:03:17,710 Is it because your pace is a bit too fast? 935 01:03:18,486 --> 01:03:19,851 Can you slow down your beat, just for me? 936 01:03:19,987 --> 01:03:22,148 OK, just for you. 937 01:03:26,027 --> 01:03:29,793 Bitch! Last time I spent over thousands of dollar on you. 938 01:03:29,964 --> 01:03:31,727 And now I came here and... 939 01:03:31,932 --> 01:03:33,593 you turn me down? 940 01:03:33,701 --> 01:03:35,669 You're embarrassing me in front of everybody here. 941 01:03:35,870 --> 01:03:37,235 I'll give you another chance. 942 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:39,998 Say it again in front of everybody, can you? 943 01:03:42,009 --> 01:03:43,067 I can't. 944 01:03:43,711 --> 01:03:46,874 Master Lung, stop beating her. She's a little girl. 945 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:05,356 Master Lung, stop beating her. 946 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,095 Can you? 947 01:04:14,175 --> 01:04:15,335 I can't! 948 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,184 Let's go. 949 01:04:31,392 --> 01:04:32,552 Call someone for help! 950 01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:36,587 - Morning! - Morning! 951 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:45,638 - Morning! - Morning! 952 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,307 - Are you Cuckoo Tu? - Hello. 953 01:04:49,477 --> 01:04:51,638 It's you? I'm Lau Piu Piu. 954 01:04:51,812 --> 01:04:54,576 I'm your fans, can I've your autograph, please? 955 01:04:54,749 --> 01:04:56,114 You're very beautiful, 956 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,341 I love watching your movies. 957 01:04:58,886 --> 01:05:01,650 It's Cuckoo, ask for her autograph, she's leaving now. 958 01:05:01,789 --> 01:05:04,849 In today's movie, You play the role of a waiter at a Chinese restaurant? 959 01:05:04,992 --> 01:05:07,358 Or a bell boy a hotel? 960 01:05:09,897 --> 01:05:11,262 What's happened at your face? 961 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:13,526 Don't bother. 962 01:05:13,734 --> 01:05:15,895 Cuckoo, who are you dating with recently? 963 01:05:16,270 --> 01:05:17,237 You guys are neighbours? 964 01:05:17,405 --> 01:05:18,565 You know him? 965 01:05:18,973 --> 01:05:21,533 Sister Cuckoo helps me, she wants me to be leading actor. 966 01:05:21,642 --> 01:05:23,701 - Go to hell. - It's true! 967 01:05:23,844 --> 01:05:25,505 Sau, let's go. 968 01:05:25,613 --> 01:05:27,274 Mr. Shaw doesn't like to be kept waiting. 969 01:05:27,515 --> 01:05:29,278 - Really? - Yes! 970 01:05:29,450 --> 01:05:31,918 I've said you can make it someday, remember? 971 01:05:32,486 --> 01:05:34,044 I've said he'll make it, he will make it. 972 01:05:34,188 --> 01:05:35,553 Cuckoo, ask him if you don't believe me. 973 01:05:35,689 --> 01:05:37,657 Sau, Mr. Shaw is flying to the States this afternoon. 974 01:05:37,758 --> 01:05:38,622 Let's hurry. 975 01:05:38,692 --> 01:05:40,557 I think he wants to talk with you before he departs. 976 01:05:40,761 --> 01:05:43,321 Do you remember, I've said you'll make a fame. 977 01:05:43,497 --> 01:05:45,465 Didn't I say this to you that night on the beach? 978 01:05:45,633 --> 01:05:47,294 I really said that to him on the beach that night. 979 01:05:47,468 --> 01:05:48,526 The producer has reserved the shooting range for you. 980 01:05:48,669 --> 01:05:50,136 You must practise shooting. 981 01:05:50,371 --> 01:05:52,032 He'll also teach you somersault, and spring board. 982 01:05:52,206 --> 01:05:54,572 And also fly with wire, you have underwear on? 983 01:05:55,576 --> 01:05:56,941 You must wear underwear when flying with me. 984 01:05:57,077 --> 01:05:57,839 I have. 985 01:05:58,045 --> 01:05:59,512 - OK. - Let's go. 986 01:06:04,952 --> 01:06:06,419 Is your friend looking for you? 987 01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:08,119 No. 988 01:06:09,623 --> 01:06:10,988 I've something to give you back. 989 01:06:14,628 --> 01:06:15,788 You took it. 990 01:06:15,996 --> 01:06:18,260 Yes, I took it for fun. 991 01:06:18,632 --> 01:06:20,293 For fun? Is it funny? 992 01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:22,865 No, so I'm giving it back to you. 993 01:06:32,146 --> 01:06:34,910 - Anything else? - No. 994 01:06:35,382 --> 01:06:37,942 Goodbye. 995 01:06:46,494 --> 01:06:47,859 That's all. 996 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:02,207 You said you'll support my living, are you serious? 997 01:07:07,448 --> 01:07:08,915 Yes! 998 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:16,585 You mustn't cheat me. 999 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:20,293 I've said yes, I'm only waiting for you to say ''yes''. 1000 01:07:27,201 --> 01:07:30,364 Why don't you go aside and chat, just don't be late. 1001 01:07:30,538 --> 01:07:31,505 OK. 1002 01:08:00,601 --> 01:08:02,967 - Sorry, I'm late. - Never mind, come there. 1003 01:08:03,137 --> 01:08:03,899 Let me introduce. 1004 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,403 This is Peter, our Producer, 1005 01:08:05,539 --> 01:08:07,404 And Johnny, our Associate Producer. 1006 01:08:08,275 --> 01:08:09,640 Mr. Wan, morning. 1007 01:08:09,843 --> 01:08:11,811 - Morning! - Morning. 1008 01:08:12,313 --> 01:08:13,575 - Sit down. - Please sit down. 1009 01:08:14,815 --> 01:08:16,976 I've analysed the character. 1010 01:08:17,351 --> 01:08:19,819 I've found there are 3 levels, 4 stages... 1011 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:22,079 And 5 different ways to act it. 1012 01:08:22,256 --> 01:08:25,123 I've written it all down, maybe we can discuss it. 1013 01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:26,350 Very good. 1014 01:08:26,627 --> 01:08:31,860 In order to let foreign audience to accept me as a new actor... 1015 01:08:32,032 --> 01:08:35,092 I'll have to get an English name, Number. 1016 01:08:35,469 --> 01:08:37,630 Number? Number One? 1017 01:08:37,771 --> 01:08:39,329 Yes, Number One. 1018 01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:41,498 Good, excellent. 1019 01:08:41,609 --> 01:08:43,975 About the image, I also have... 1020 01:08:44,211 --> 01:08:48,477 Tin Sau, the leading actor was played by Big Brother. 1021 01:08:49,016 --> 01:08:50,074 As he is too busy, 1022 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:52,013 we've decided to use a new actor. 1023 01:08:52,186 --> 01:08:53,346 Just then he called us up, 1024 01:08:53,487 --> 01:08:54,852 saying he has time for this movies. 1025 01:08:54,989 --> 01:08:57,856 So he'll be the leading actor. 1026 01:09:00,194 --> 01:09:01,559 Then... 1027 01:09:03,831 --> 01:09:07,892 If so, I can play the role of the scoundrel. 1028 01:09:07,968 --> 01:09:10,835 For me, this is also a challenge. 1029 01:09:11,672 --> 01:09:14,038 Sorry, we've chosen the actor who plays the role of scoundrel. 1030 01:09:14,808 --> 01:09:20,371 Then...I think...there is... 1031 01:09:20,581 --> 01:09:23,641 Mr. Wan, just as Cuckoo has said... 1032 01:09:23,884 --> 01:09:26,045 we all know you're a professional actor. 1033 01:09:26,186 --> 01:09:26,948 Don't worry. 1034 01:09:27,087 --> 01:09:29,851 We'll get you another role. 1035 01:09:29,990 --> 01:09:31,150 Thanks. 1036 01:09:33,861 --> 01:09:35,419 What role is it? 1037 01:09:41,268 --> 01:09:42,633 You play the role of the lawyer. 1038 01:09:42,836 --> 01:09:46,203 Read the script, and remember your lines. 1039 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,103 Get prepared. 1040 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,238 How many lines are there? 1041 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,744 You've three. 1042 01:09:57,885 --> 01:09:59,750 What are they? 1043 01:10:05,392 --> 01:10:08,259 - The first is: ''What''. - What? 1044 01:10:08,495 --> 01:10:11,362 - The second is: ''Yes''. - Yes... 1045 01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:15,457 The third is: ''Go away''. 1046 01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:23,670 I understand. I'll study them well. 1047 01:10:24,311 --> 01:10:27,974 Mr. Wan, mind giving us back the script? 1048 01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:54,969 Tin Sau. 1049 01:11:02,182 --> 01:11:04,650 - Don't be like this. - Sorry. 1050 01:11:07,621 --> 01:11:09,384 Mr. Wan, please take off the costume. 1051 01:11:09,490 --> 01:11:10,957 We have clothes for you to change. 1052 01:11:11,158 --> 01:11:12,318 This way please. 1053 01:11:12,826 --> 01:11:13,884 Tin Sau. 1054 01:11:16,430 --> 01:11:17,897 Sorry. 1055 01:11:21,602 --> 01:11:23,968 Sister Cuckoo, about the schedule of Big Brother... 1056 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,231 Go out first. 1057 01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:26,701 It's usual in movie business. 1058 01:11:26,874 --> 01:11:28,136 Get out! 1059 01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:48,192 Shit, I'm a dump of shit. 1060 01:11:49,302 --> 01:11:53,864 My life is cheaper than ants. 1061 01:11:55,342 --> 01:12:00,507 You ride a Mercedes, while I pick my nose. 1062 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:05,749 It's worse than dying. 1063 01:12:06,953 --> 01:12:11,322 Shit, I'm a dump of shit. 1064 01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:40,152 Kid, still want to play a character? 1065 01:12:40,754 --> 01:12:43,222 - How may lines? - Definitely more than 3. 1066 01:12:43,456 --> 01:12:45,424 - What kind of role is it? - A good guy. 1067 01:12:46,092 --> 01:12:46,956 What movies is it? 1068 01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:48,958 Don't ask so much, are you interested? 1069 01:12:49,062 --> 01:12:50,427 -Yes. - Come here. 1070 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:01,802 What is the situation? 1071 01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:03,235 I'm working on it. 1072 01:13:03,443 --> 01:13:04,705 Frankly. 1073 01:13:04,978 --> 01:13:06,741 I'm not a real Unit Manager. 1074 01:13:06,913 --> 01:13:09,882 I'm Police Officer, he's my supervisor. 1075 01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:12,210 We're from Criminal Intelligency Bureau. 1076 01:13:12,419 --> 01:13:13,477 Or short-formed as C.I.B. 1077 01:13:13,553 --> 01:13:15,612 To make it simple, I'm an undercover. 1078 01:13:16,122 --> 01:13:16,884 You're an undercover? 1079 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:19,752 You don't believe that? I'm much better than those so-called actors. 1080 01:13:19,926 --> 01:13:22,087 I'm more skillful. 1081 01:13:22,295 --> 01:13:24,263 Because I'm acting every day when I work here. 1082 01:13:24,497 --> 01:13:27,261 Though I have no script, I never make any NG. 1083 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,561 Because any NG will cause the death of me. 1084 01:13:29,736 --> 01:13:33,001 So I should be the Best Actor in Oscar. 1085 01:13:33,506 --> 01:13:34,768 Mighty! 1086 01:13:36,142 --> 01:13:39,407 Today I should be going on a mission with my informant. 1087 01:13:39,979 --> 01:13:42,539 But he suffers from epilepsy suddenly, be can't go with me. 1088 01:13:43,883 --> 01:13:44,941 I want you to substitute him, 1089 01:13:45,085 --> 01:13:46,746 We'll pay you $800 for being our informant. 1090 01:13:47,554 --> 01:13:50,717 Money is not important, I only want to practise my acting. 1091 01:13:50,857 --> 01:13:52,017 You surely can. 1092 01:14:00,567 --> 01:14:02,330 Big Brother, policemen are outside, you'd better run away. 1093 01:14:02,502 --> 01:14:04,868 Buddy, just left, I'll stay behind. 1094 01:14:11,945 --> 01:14:13,105 You betray me? 1095 01:14:13,246 --> 01:14:15,908 Sorry, I'm an undercover. 1096 01:14:17,484 --> 01:14:20,942 What make me pull the trigger? 1097 01:14:21,087 --> 01:14:23,055 I'll go to the robber's place in an hour. 1098 01:14:23,189 --> 01:14:26,158 And I want to install bugs to collect their criminal evidence. 1099 01:14:26,292 --> 01:14:28,453 But every time I got there, they'll search me thoroughly. 1100 01:14:28,661 --> 01:14:32,392 So, I want you to deliver a lunch box to me, with the bugs inside. 1101 01:14:32,499 --> 01:14:33,363 Then you go away. 1102 01:14:33,666 --> 01:14:35,133 - You mean I am... - The delivery boy. 1103 01:14:35,435 --> 01:14:36,197 I have no... 1104 01:14:36,336 --> 01:14:38,896 Your role is important, grasp the chance. 1105 01:14:39,239 --> 01:14:41,298 What about the character, the relation and background? 1106 01:14:41,441 --> 01:14:43,409 The character, the relation and background... 1107 01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:46,374 are all on the menu of the coffee shops. 1108 01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:47,741 Study them now. 1109 01:14:47,847 --> 01:14:51,214 But you must act accordingly when you are on the scene. 1110 01:14:51,351 --> 01:14:52,318 Why choose me? 1111 01:14:52,485 --> 01:14:54,453 We need a professional actor. 1112 01:14:54,587 --> 01:14:55,849 I think that person is you. 1113 01:14:56,089 --> 01:14:57,852 You're the leading actor this time. 1114 01:15:10,737 --> 01:15:12,102 What is there in a Mixed Grill? 1115 01:15:12,238 --> 01:15:13,796 Pork chop, beef steak, chicken wing, sausage, egg. 1116 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:14,998 And Set Lunch A? 1117 01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,406 Sunny-side-up-egg, minced beef rice, chicken corn soup. 1118 01:15:16,609 --> 01:15:17,667 Coffee or tea. 1119 01:15:17,777 --> 01:15:18,539 And Set Lunch B? 1120 01:15:18,745 --> 01:15:20,406 Vegetable and pork rice, Chef'ss soup, tea or coffee. 1121 01:15:20,613 --> 01:15:22,478 - The charge for a cold drink is... - $2. 1122 01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:23,809 What is served all day round? 1123 01:15:24,017 --> 01:15:25,075 Chicken thigh salad, hamburger. 1124 01:15:25,251 --> 01:15:26,218 How much? 1125 01:15:28,421 --> 01:15:30,685 - $20. - Study it better, man. 1126 01:15:30,757 --> 01:15:31,917 Chicken thigh salad, hamburger... 1127 01:15:32,025 --> 01:15:33,287 What is there for in a Mixed Grill? 1128 01:15:33,426 --> 01:15:35,394 You're a delivery boy now. 1129 01:15:35,495 --> 01:15:36,860 Remember to play the role well. 1130 01:15:36,996 --> 01:15:38,657 I'll go into their place soon. 1131 01:15:38,765 --> 01:15:40,528 I'll order the steamed rice with tomato and egg at once. 1132 01:15:40,767 --> 01:15:43,235 You must deliver it to me in exactly 10 minutes. 1133 01:15:44,437 --> 01:15:45,495 Let's start. 1134 01:15:45,705 --> 01:15:47,570 - It's formal? - Yes. 1135 01:15:47,774 --> 01:15:49,742 - No more rehearsal? - No. 1136 01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:53,937 - Could you say ''Action'' first - Action. 1137 01:16:15,335 --> 01:16:16,495 - Ben. - Mao! 1138 01:16:16,703 --> 01:16:18,170 Why didn't you ask me to go to Macau with you? 1139 01:16:18,338 --> 01:16:19,202 I did page you for that. 1140 01:16:19,405 --> 01:16:20,565 When did you page me? 1141 01:16:20,707 --> 01:16:21,469 I think you didn't turn the pager on. 1142 01:16:21,574 --> 01:16:24,042 How come? I turn it on 24 hours. 1143 01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:26,779 No wonder you're so poor. 1144 01:16:26,980 --> 01:16:28,242 Hey, check my dick... 1145 01:16:29,782 --> 01:16:31,443 This bastard takes advantages of others all the time. 1146 01:16:31,651 --> 01:16:32,618 Feel free to check it. 1147 01:16:33,653 --> 01:16:35,621 Chu, greet Brother Mao. 1148 01:16:36,823 --> 01:16:38,188 Just call me Mao, Brother Chu. 1149 01:16:39,092 --> 01:16:41,652 Leather jacket again? Is it a gathering for leather jacket wears? 1150 01:16:42,929 --> 01:16:43,987 We've the same design too. 1151 01:16:44,330 --> 01:16:46,890 I'm here to deliver food... 1152 01:16:47,100 --> 01:16:48,658 Steamed rice with tomato and egg, $25.5, please. 1153 01:16:48,768 --> 01:16:50,030 - Kee. - Yes. 1154 01:16:50,203 --> 01:16:51,761 His jacket is worn out naturally. 1155 01:16:51,905 --> 01:16:52,963 Look at the texture. 1156 01:16:53,172 --> 01:16:56,335 His jacket must be worn for at least 20 years. 1157 01:16:56,809 --> 01:16:59,369 - Your grandpa left it to you? - I bought it recently. 1158 01:17:02,582 --> 01:17:03,742 Bastard. 1159 01:17:07,987 --> 01:17:09,454 I want one too. 1160 01:17:21,768 --> 01:17:22,826 Order some food now. 1161 01:17:23,002 --> 01:17:24,469 Time for meal. 1162 01:17:25,104 --> 01:17:26,765 - Come over, help me. - Time to eat. 1163 01:17:26,873 --> 01:17:28,238 Mao, come here. 1164 01:17:35,048 --> 01:17:36,015 Let's chat while eating. 1165 01:17:36,215 --> 01:17:38,581 OK, good dishes! 1166 01:17:38,718 --> 01:17:41,278 Good dishes? We can eat something much better after the project. 1167 01:17:41,621 --> 01:17:42,679 Project? 1168 01:17:42,822 --> 01:17:45,086 Wait...no tomato and egg? 1169 01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:47,851 I want tomato and egg, I want rice with tomato and egg. 1170 01:17:48,094 --> 01:17:50,358 No need, want tomato and egg? Here it comes. 1171 01:17:50,563 --> 01:17:51,621 How come? 1172 01:17:52,398 --> 01:17:55,458 It's really tomato and egg, bingo. 1173 01:17:57,570 --> 01:17:58,730 Scrambled egg? 1174 01:17:58,838 --> 01:18:00,999 No, I want sunny-side-up. 1175 01:18:01,207 --> 01:18:03,175 Let me order sunny-side-up with tomato. 1176 01:18:03,443 --> 01:18:05,411 Sunny-side-up? Chu, make one for him now. 1177 01:18:05,578 --> 01:18:09,742 Why making trouble? Delivery service is convenient. 1178 01:18:10,450 --> 01:18:11,712 You're asking for trouble indeed. 1179 01:18:12,885 --> 01:18:13,943 Is it Kuen Fat? 1180 01:18:19,726 --> 01:18:20,784 How come the delivery is so fast? 1181 01:18:20,893 --> 01:18:22,258 Yeah, I haven't ordered yet. 1182 01:18:26,899 --> 01:18:28,161 Why is it taking so long? 1183 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:30,199 I still have something else to deliver, men. 1184 01:18:30,903 --> 01:18:31,665 Have you ordered anything? 1185 01:18:31,871 --> 01:18:34,635 I ordered it, mutton stew. 1186 01:18:34,774 --> 01:18:36,241 How come it is here so quick? 1187 01:18:36,442 --> 01:18:37,306 Is it well done? 1188 01:18:37,543 --> 01:18:40,103 Ask the cook for that, $39.8 please! 1189 01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:41,945 - I'll pay. - No need. 1190 01:18:42,148 --> 01:18:43,308 Why not? Let me pay. 1191 01:18:43,483 --> 01:18:44,848 - I've said I'll pay. - It's alright. 1192 01:18:45,018 --> 01:18:46,178 I will pay. 1193 01:18:46,285 --> 01:18:48,651 You pay next time, it's my bill. 1194 01:18:49,856 --> 01:18:52,324 No...don't do that. 1195 01:18:52,859 --> 01:18:54,121 Let me treat you this time! 1196 01:18:54,394 --> 01:18:57,454 Just $40 and you two push around and around. 1197 01:18:57,630 --> 01:18:58,995 Why don't you pay by credit card, asshole! 1198 01:18:59,198 --> 01:19:00,460 What did you say, bastard? 1199 01:19:00,566 --> 01:19:03,626 Don't move, either you pay now or I'll take it back. 1200 01:19:03,803 --> 01:19:04,861 Or I'll pay for you. 1201 01:19:08,074 --> 01:19:09,336 What are you doing? 1202 01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:12,373 I've said many times, why don't you walk closer? 1203 01:19:12,578 --> 01:19:14,045 Walk closer and shoot him from the top. 1204 01:19:14,247 --> 01:19:16,215 Then blood won't splash on the wall. 1205 01:19:16,482 --> 01:19:19,349 You never listen to me. Can't you be a professional? 1206 01:19:28,227 --> 01:19:30,787 But delivery boys are very rude these days. 1207 01:19:30,997 --> 01:19:32,259 They are always like this. 1208 01:19:32,899 --> 01:19:33,957 Let's eat. 1209 01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:36,263 Who is it? 1210 01:19:36,402 --> 01:19:39,769 I'm here to deliver some food. 1211 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,407 Go and take a look, Chu... 1212 01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,420 How are you, I'm here to delivery some food. 1213 01:19:55,688 --> 01:19:56,848 OK. 1214 01:19:57,924 --> 01:20:00,290 Steamed rice with tomato and egg, $25.5 please. 1215 01:20:00,493 --> 01:20:01,255 You ordered that? 1216 01:20:01,427 --> 01:20:03,895 No, I haven't. 1217 01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:07,166 You haven't ordered? 1218 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,562 Have you come to the wrong place? 1219 01:20:12,505 --> 01:20:14,166 - No.7. - No.7? 1220 01:20:16,609 --> 01:20:18,577 It's No.1, send it to No.1. 1221 01:20:19,946 --> 01:20:20,913 Do you still want it? 1222 01:20:21,047 --> 01:20:24,016 Are you out of your mind, I didn't order it. 1223 01:20:24,117 --> 01:20:25,277 Rice with tomato and egg? 1224 01:20:29,755 --> 01:20:34,419 What do you mean? Are you nuts, Go away. 1225 01:20:35,862 --> 01:20:38,626 You want rice with tomato and egg, I'll take it. 1226 01:20:38,798 --> 01:20:40,356 No, someone else ordered it. 1227 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,663 I said I want it, come here. 1228 01:20:46,506 --> 01:20:47,871 Come here! 1229 01:20:48,107 --> 01:20:49,768 Can you give it to us first? 1230 01:20:56,349 --> 01:20:59,512 What a coincidence! No.1 also ordered rice with tomato and egg. 1231 01:20:59,919 --> 01:21:00,783 Is tomato and egg good? 1232 01:21:00,953 --> 01:21:03,615 The egg and tomato are both nutritious. 1233 01:21:03,823 --> 01:21:04,585 What do you mean nutritious? 1234 01:21:04,724 --> 01:21:06,589 It contains a lot of Vitamin C. 1235 01:21:06,726 --> 01:21:07,886 Other fruits contain that too. 1236 01:21:08,027 --> 01:21:09,688 Other fruits don't contain as much as tomato. 1237 01:21:09,862 --> 01:21:11,124 You don't want the money? 1238 01:21:12,698 --> 01:21:13,858 $25.5 please. 1239 01:21:14,066 --> 01:21:14,930 How come it's so expensive? 1240 01:21:15,134 --> 01:21:16,692 - It's one and a half order. - How much for one order? 1241 01:21:16,903 --> 01:21:17,961 $36.8. 1242 01:21:18,070 --> 01:21:19,230 How come it is more expensive? 1243 01:21:19,305 --> 01:21:20,670 It's 12.2 for one order. 1244 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:21,602 And how much for one and a half order? 1245 01:21:21,841 --> 01:21:22,705 $36.8. 1246 01:21:22,842 --> 01:21:23,900 You just said $25.5. 1247 01:21:23,976 --> 01:21:25,637 It's $25.5. 1248 01:21:25,811 --> 01:21:26,971 What was served for breakfast this morning? 1249 01:21:27,013 --> 01:21:27,775 What? 1250 01:21:27,914 --> 01:21:29,381 What was served for breakfast this morning? 1251 01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:30,482 Ham and egg. 1252 01:21:30,716 --> 01:21:31,774 How much is it? 1253 01:21:31,918 --> 01:21:32,782 $12.2. 1254 01:21:32,952 --> 01:21:33,919 How much if I want one and a half order? 1255 01:21:34,153 --> 01:21:35,017 $25.5. 1256 01:21:35,221 --> 01:21:36,483 How come there is one and a half order for breakfast? 1257 01:21:36,989 --> 01:21:38,650 You can order two extra sausages. 1258 01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:40,656 How much if I want 3 extra sausages? 1259 01:21:40,893 --> 01:21:41,655 Don't do that. 1260 01:21:41,861 --> 01:21:43,123 How much is it? 1261 01:21:43,596 --> 01:21:44,961 I'm only a delivery boy. 1262 01:21:45,131 --> 01:21:46,393 I ask you how much it is. 1263 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,198 I don't know. 1264 01:21:49,335 --> 01:21:50,393 How much? 1265 01:21:50,536 --> 01:21:52,401 I'm really a delivery boy! 1266 01:21:53,005 --> 01:21:54,768 You are not! 1267 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:59,269 Kid, tell us frankly, are you a delivery boy? 1268 01:21:59,779 --> 01:22:01,747 - I've just started work today! - Just started work today? 1269 01:22:01,881 --> 01:22:03,849 I didn't know being delivery boy must answer so many questions. 1270 01:22:04,016 --> 01:22:05,074 Don't fucking fool me? 1271 01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:07,852 What are you doing? Are you a cop? 1272 01:22:08,054 --> 01:22:09,112 Yes, what's wrong? 1273 01:22:09,222 --> 01:22:10,587 I'm really a delivery boy. 1274 01:22:12,992 --> 01:22:16,155 Nothing...he's an idiot. 1275 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:18,863 Search him if you don't believe. Search him! 1276 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,660 Kid, I let you go now, be smart in future! 1277 01:22:31,377 --> 01:22:32,639 What is it? 1278 01:22:37,149 --> 01:22:39,014 Why did you do this? 1279 01:22:45,224 --> 01:22:46,885 What do you want? 1280 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:55,827 What is it? 1281 01:22:59,372 --> 01:23:01,237 Want to harm me? 1282 01:23:38,744 --> 01:23:42,305 Sorry, I'm an undercover. 1283 01:23:55,127 --> 01:23:56,389 Cut. 1284 01:23:59,065 --> 01:23:59,929 How's that? 1285 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:02,031 I'm fine, I'm still alive. 1286 01:24:02,201 --> 01:24:04,567 I mean my performance. 1287 01:24:04,837 --> 01:24:08,398 Very well, as this is your first time being the leading actor. 1288 01:24:08,841 --> 01:24:10,103 Good take. 1289 01:24:11,744 --> 01:24:12,802 Thanks. 1290 01:24:13,279 --> 01:24:14,541 I'll call to police. 1291 01:24:16,115 --> 01:24:20,677 - Police! - Freeze! 1292 01:24:20,753 --> 01:24:21,913 He's on my side... 1293 01:24:22,621 --> 01:24:23,781 Call the ambulance! 1294 01:24:33,032 --> 01:24:34,090 Piu Piu. 1295 01:24:35,735 --> 01:24:37,999 What's going on? It's dark already, and you didn't give me a call? 1296 01:24:38,104 --> 01:24:39,765 - Shall l cook dinner for you? - Just then I... 1297 01:24:39,839 --> 01:24:41,898 What's happen to you? Didn't you play as the leading actor? 1298 01:24:42,108 --> 01:24:44,269 I don't care whether you're a leading actor or an extra. 1299 01:24:44,410 --> 01:24:45,775 You must support my living forever. 1300 01:24:46,011 --> 01:24:48,070 Come on, try it and see if it suits or not. 1301 01:24:48,581 --> 01:24:51,550 Red? Is it lipstick? You're dating someone else? 1302 01:24:51,984 --> 01:24:53,246 I forgive you but... 1303 01:24:53,452 --> 01:24:56,012 I won't cook for you if you dare next time, go! 1304 01:24:58,057 --> 01:25:01,026 What are you looking at? Fight back, nuts! 1305 01:25:04,497 --> 01:25:07,057 Piu Piu, I love you. 1306 01:25:25,851 --> 01:25:26,909 Wait 1307 01:25:27,620 --> 01:25:29,679 You two mustn't get married! 1308 01:25:29,889 --> 01:25:30,856 Why? 1309 01:25:30,990 --> 01:25:33,356 Because you guys are brother and sister. 1310 01:25:34,460 --> 01:25:37,725 Sister, I'm sorry. 1311 01:25:38,030 --> 01:25:40,794 It's not your business, I'm willing myself. 1312 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,662 Your mood is wrong for this situation. 1313 01:25:43,836 --> 01:25:44,803 I've told you before. 1314 01:25:45,004 --> 01:25:48,371 Mood begins from your heart, then goes to the outside of your body... 1315 01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:49,303 and returns to the heart, got it? 1316 01:25:49,442 --> 01:25:52,002 - Yes, got it. - Don't be nervous. 1317 01:25:52,278 --> 01:25:53,540 I'm not nervous. 1318 01:25:54,013 --> 01:25:57,676 Sau, I think the role of Master suits you more. 1319 01:25:57,817 --> 01:25:59,284 Why don't you play it? 1320 01:25:59,452 --> 01:26:02,615 Forget it, I'm not talented in acting. 1321 01:26:02,855 --> 01:26:04,618 I'd better be audience. 1322 01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:06,349 Not at all. 1323 01:26:06,425 --> 01:26:07,289 You're good. 1324 01:26:07,426 --> 01:26:09,394 Brother Sau, audience are waiting outside. 1325 01:26:09,528 --> 01:26:10,495 - Are they? - Hurry up. 1326 01:26:10,596 --> 01:26:12,359 - Take off your clothes first. - For what? 1327 01:26:12,531 --> 01:26:13,293 I'll play it. 1328 01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:14,933 - Oh, no. - Give it to me. 1329 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:16,329 But you're not talented. 1330 01:26:16,435 --> 01:26:17,493 I'm not? Are you talented then? 1331 01:26:17,603 --> 01:26:18,661 I am. 1332 01:26:19,305 --> 01:26:20,465 Give it to me! 1333 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,800 - No. - Sau, stop fighting. 1334 01:26:23,976 --> 01:26:26,740 Stop fighting, eat potato chips, why fighting for? 1335 01:26:44,196 --> 01:26:45,663 There're really many audience. 1336 01:26:45,831 --> 01:26:48,493 Sure, as we have special guests today. 1337 01:26:48,701 --> 01:26:50,362 Sister Cuckoo comes to help us today. 1338 01:26:51,937 --> 01:26:52,995 Thanks, Sister Cuckoo. 1339 01:26:53,138 --> 01:26:54,901 You're welcome, we finally have the chance to act on the same stage. 1340 01:26:55,107 --> 01:26:56,074 Thanks! 1341 01:26:58,511 --> 01:27:00,069 Kung Hei Fat Choi! Thanks! 1342 01:27:00,246 --> 01:27:01,213 Happy New Year. 1343 01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:03,644 Congraduation! Everybody cheers up. 1344 01:27:03,749 --> 01:27:05,410 Thanks! Kung Hei! 98243