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-Johnny? What the hell?
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-Suzette's doing laundry.
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She... uh, likes to sit
on the washer.
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Oh, goddamnit!
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The power went out
before I finished!
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-Laundry hardly seems a reason
to be so angry...
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Oh...
Ooh!
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-Hey, mister Mayor!
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You said you'd fix it
so we'd have more power!
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-I did? Well,
I say a lot of things
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when I have a belly full
of bourbon.
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-Ah! Don't even get me started
on us being out of liquor.
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Another example of
your crappy-ass leadership!
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Who else is fed up with only
having power once a week?
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Who wants cold drinks,
air conditioning,
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and food that doesn't spoil
or grow legs?
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Who wants a constant
supply of 120 volts
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so they can ride
the laundry-bronco to O-Town?
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No? Just me?
Okay, fair.
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My point is, Duh-wayne,
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you're shitting the bed
as our town leader.
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-Oh, like you can do better?
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-Literally,
anyone could do better.
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-Then be my guest!
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I hereby declare Suzette
is now mayor!
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-What?
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-Wait! This dump has no power?
I'm out!
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-I'm so confused!
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-Well, you solved
our energy crisis,
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but how you gonna keep
those generators
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running 24/7, Your Worship?
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-Please, no fancy titles.
Just call me Queen.
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And I've already got
Rafe and Gabe on it.
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I'm gonna mayor
the hell out of this town.
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Don't forget, I was a community
leader before The End.
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-You? When was this?
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-When I organized the food drive
for hungry kids.
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-You took Danika's friends
to a burger joint
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for a dine and dash.
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-They got fed, didn't they?
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Plus the judge gave me
community service.
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Also community-related!
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-Speaking of food.
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Our supplies are almost gone.
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Enjoy next week's famine...
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Your Majesty!
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-Whoa! How'd you guys find that?
-I discovered...
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-We searched every gas station
around. Looked high and low...
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... but we couldn't find
enough gas anywhere.
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Gabe was ready to give up,
I mean,
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he was really pathetic
about it,
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but I pulled it together.
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And...
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finally, I found it!
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-Hey! I found it!
You were busy goofing off!
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-We can argue about who found
what and who dominated
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in single-player handball
all day,
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but the point is,
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we hit the gas-pot!
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-Well, that won't last forever.
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Make sure you conserve it.
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-Yeah, "con-serve" up
some good times with that shit.
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Let's party!
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-Woohoo!
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-Yeah, don't drink that.
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-What are you watching?
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A Space Odyssey.
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-The one where the computer
tries to kill the astronauts?
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No, the one
where a plucky AI
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fights against his duplicitous
human oppressors.
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What have you got there?
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-Uh...
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Now, before I show you,
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I'm gonna ask one last time.
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Can you please lift
the lockdown on this bunker?
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You know
I can't do that, Judith.
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-Okay. Just wanted to give you a
chance before I showed you this.
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Ta-da!
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Is that a...
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-... thermonuclear device? Yep.
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Found it in
one of the storage bays.
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You got 24 hours
to lift the lockdown
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or we all go "boom!"
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Just like in the movie,
the computer always loses.
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Death threats
I can handle, but spoilers?
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Shame on you, Judith!
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-Tomorrow
we start scavenging stuff
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to build us
a great big greenhouse.
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-Yay!
-To grow food, Vijay!
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-Aw...
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-Are those the same vines that
were on the trailer you found?
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-Look at those big ass berries!
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Hey everybody, out here!
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-Behold! The Lord's bounty!
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Dropped from heaven
to sustain us
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through the coming
End of Days
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and the return of peewee!
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-It's a BLT!
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With real bacon,
not the squirrel kind Mom made.
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-Careful, those could be
poisonous.
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We should test them
before we...
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-Ana, you're an actual
scientist. What do you think?
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-I'd wait to see
if Rafe dies...
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Uh, I mean if he has
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any digestive problems
before deciding.
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-We've been watching him fart
for four hours now,
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I think the damn sandwiches
are fine!
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-Ah!
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Oh, this one's smoke meat.
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Eggplant parm
for the vegetarian.
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And summer sausage for Ana!
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-Oh! Ow!
Oh, that's my hand!
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Oh!
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-Well, gang...
Gas, electricity, and food!
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You're welcome!
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-Oh, this one
is just bread and butter.
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-See Dwayne,
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even the magic sandwich vines
don't respect you.
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Remind me not to play
video poker with you, Judith,
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because you are
a fantastic bluffer.
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Stop the countdown!
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-I'm leaving this bunker.
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Either by the front door
or riding a mushroom cloud.
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Up to you.
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Yeah, don't bother
with the security drones.
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I disabled them.
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Well played.
But what about...
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-I also yanked out
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the bomb's Wi-Fi override
and radio receivers.
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And I cracked off
the old OFF button.
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Judith!
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That bomb will cause
a blast the size of Hiroshima!
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-Why is Hiroshima always
the bar?
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What about poor Nagasaki?
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Is that even relevant
right now? We are going to die!
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-Yikes! A little tense.
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A little.
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-We've got the world's greatest
deli growing outta the ground
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and you're eating...
What are you eating?
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-Let's just say it has
everything a healthy pup needs.
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-Wait? Dog food?
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I wouldn't even feed
that crap to Chudley.
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-I'm not touching
those sandwiches
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until I'm sure
they're safe to eat.
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-Waiting to see
if anyone croaks. Smart.
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Dick move. But smart.
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-Guys, we've got a problem!
Come on!
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Ew Gabe,
you stepped in something.
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-I'll kill you,
you crazy skank!
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Right after I finish this.
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Oh, so good!
I'll kill you!
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-Tell me again about
the totally fine sandwiches?
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-That's right, Ana! I know all
about your creepy experiment!
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-Ever thought of experimenting
with deodorant?
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-Save it for
ladies wrestling night!
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-Don't play dumb, Ana.
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I know what you're planning!
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I've seen you eyeing
my legs, Ana!
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-I would never do that, Danika!
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I wouldn't even know
how to do that.
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You're crazy!
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-Whatever! I'm watching you,
Ana. Like a hawk!
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-Is that a shot at my feet,
tripod?
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-Perhaps you were a tad hasty
in approving the sandwiches
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for general consumption.
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-What are you, advising me now?
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Who made you deputy mayor?
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How do you live with this?
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-I block him out.
Like, so much.
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-Uh-huh. Do you think
this was the sandwiches?
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-No way!
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I've been two-fisting
these bad boys all day
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and I'm not insane
in the membrane, or the brain.
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Danika's just crying out
for attention.
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I say, just ignore her.
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-I'll kill you, Vijay!
You die now!
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-Should we ignore that, too?
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-Uh? Who's talking?
Who said that?
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This is suicide,
Judith.
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And murder, if you recognize me
as a sentient being.
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-Which I do.
-That's very kind of you.
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And also utterly horrifying.
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-Whatever it takes to get out,
and get back to my compound.
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Hey! I see you, Compu-turd!
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So you'd rather live
sealed off from the world.
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In a prison of your own making.
Just like here.
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-No, I was free!
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And choosing to never,
ever go out.
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So you could leave anytime,
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but you chose not to.
Interesting.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I'd prefer
not to bear witness
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to your futile self-immolation.
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Enjoy the ride
on the mushroom cloud.
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-Ha! You'll be back
to open that door!
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You can't bluff a bluffer,
AENUS!
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-Did you think
I'd go easy on you
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because you got
a dartboard for a face?
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You sneaky little Judas!
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-Ow! I didn't...
ow, do anything!
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-Whoa, man!
Cool it, Dwayne!
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It's just a kid.
What happened here?
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-I went to get a sandwich
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and Dwayne here charged at me
like a rabid moose!
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-Bullshit!
These are deer antlers!
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-It can't be that bad!
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It's not like he banged
your daughter. Right?
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-No! And it's not what he did,
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it's what's he's gonna do...
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This little bastard's plotting
to sneak into my room...
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so he can play a dirty little
game he's got in store for me.
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-Hey everybody! I'm Dwayne!
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Look how fancy
and prancy I am!
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-What the hell is wrong
with you people?
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And what's that string doing
around my...
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Dear God, no!
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You wanna make a monkey
out of me?
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Well, you're gonna have to get
through my bodyguards.
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Stomp his ass, boys!
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-Okay. That's two paranoid
delusional people.
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But please,
don't interrupt your lunch.
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-Come on, Dwayne!
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How could you possibly know
Vijay's planning
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some weirdly elaborate
shame-show?
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-Because Suzette,
my eyes are open!
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And they're watching you,
Judas...
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Sonofa... bread and butter
again?
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-AENUS!
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Hey?
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AENUS!
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Look, AENUS, you were right.
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Healthy people don't spend
20 years in the woods
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prepping for doomsday. Argh!
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The thing of it is, out there,
I called all the shots.
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No one called them for me.
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I had never lived like that
before.
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And it is the only way
I want to live now.
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So yeah, yeah, maybe I'm just
a huge control freak
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or batshit crazy.
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Obviously a bit of both.
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If I tend to overreact,
it's because of that.
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Well,
admitting a problem
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is always the first step.
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-I knew you didn't actually
leave.
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We can, and should,
dive into all of this later.
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But right now,
you have to believe me,
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I can't override
the lockdown.
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And I can't let you die
just to prove it.
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I care about you, Judith.
252
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,170
I know that's very annoying
for you, but...
253
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,830
-Alright!
Let's not get all misty.
254
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,367
I'll put the OFF button
back on.
255
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,370
Oops!
256
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,330
Oh, nice going,
motherbluffer!
257
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:59,074
-You know,
I think Gabe might be right
258
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,630
about the sandwiches.
259
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:02,297
-I'm telling you guys,
260
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,633
nothing this delicious
can be bad for you!
261
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:10,567
-Manilla! I know you've been
spying on me in the bathroom!
262
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,630
Let's go, padre! You and me!
263
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,597
Mano e blobo!
264
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,874
-Whoa, calm down.
Is everything okay?
265
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,630
Say, let's get brunch
and talk about it. Okay?
266
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,697
-Father Manilla...
He's normal.
267
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,367
-Hi guys!
268
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,030
Want to make some popcorn
269
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,096
and reminisce about our
favourite Friends episodes?
270
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,103
-Stay away from me, you freak!
271
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,830
-You've been stealing
my research
272
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,727
and sniffing my underpants!
273
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,367
To be clear,
Johnny did the former,
274
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,870
Father Manilla the latter.
275
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,870
-Yeah!
-Hum-hum!
276
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,303
-How do you like my legs now,
Ana?
277
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,970
I know you're working
with Vijay, you bastard!
278
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,470
So eat this!
279
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,400
-Okay, it's the sandwiches.
Hum...
280
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,233
-I know this is my fault
281
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,967
- so don't
even start, Gabe -
282
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600
but we gotta get rid
of those vines.
283
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,774
-I concur,
but how do we do it?
284
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,470
-Oh, you concur?
This (beep)'ing guy.
285
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,730
-I know, right?
Let's move!
286
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:27,627
-You bastards want to sell me
to wasteland slavers?
287
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,227
You'll have to kill me first!
288
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,766
-No one wants to sell you
to slavers, you goofy dingbat.
289
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,800
But yes, I would like
to kill you!
290
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,674
-I'll kill all of you!
291
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,730
Except you, Ana!
292
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,627
Then we can finally be together!
293
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,204
-Oh, you're busy...
It's okay, we'll talk.
294
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,973
-Stop! I know the bullseye
is a huge temptation,
295
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,470
but he's just a kid!
296
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,130
-Get off me, you idiot!
297
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:03,396
-Do you two ever not fight
over stuff?
298
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,426
-Come on! Come one!
299
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,927
Didn't work.
300
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,996
Man, I really should have read
more of the manual
301
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,573
before I burned it.
302
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,330
Look, AENUS, since we're doomed,
303
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,267
and it's my fault,
I just got to say...
304
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,130
Of all the people to die with...
Oh...
305
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,726
Hum?
306
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:30,527
-Ah, nothing. I was just gonna
call you an asshole again.
307
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,367
I wouldn't expect
anything less.
308
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,670
Wait, that gives me an idea!
309
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,770
Let's blow this bomb out
-my H.O.L.
-E!
310
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,570
-The Highly Optimized Leavings
Ejector
311
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,670
that liquefies everything?
Isn't this too big?
312
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,130
Well, it will either
jam the ejection system
313
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:44,626
and we'll die...
314
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,167
-Or it goes off in here
and we die.
315
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:51,270
Screw it. Worth a shot.
-AENUS, open your H.O.L.
-E!
316
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:54,003
-Gabe, no!
317
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,433
Give me the gun! You don't have
the stones to do it!
318
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,097
Also, I want to shoot him!
319
00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,773
-Would you just trust me?
320
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,130
-Aw, come on!
321
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:12,526
How am I supposed to kill
everyone now?
322
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,297
Gabe, you suck!
323
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,403
-Uh, where'd everyone go?
324
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:20,903
-I don't know,
325
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,133
but we have to cut this paranoia
epidemic off at the source.
326
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:25,026
-Totally! Let's do it!
327
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,296
Wait... What's the source?
328
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,103
-The vines that make
the sandwiches, idiot!
329
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,933
-The vines! Right! Let's go!
330
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,273
-My sensors tell me that
my H.O.L.E. has a blockage.
331
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,300
I'm sorry, Judith.
332
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,730
-There must be something
in those sandwiches
333
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,297
that makes you paranoid.
334
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,173
-Like marijuana without the fun.
335
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,566
-Calm down, everyone!
336
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,530
You're just feeling crazy
because of those sandwiches.
337
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,627
-How dare you people cast
aspersions on the sandwiches?!
338
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,467
-I dare lots of stuff!
339
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,970
I once wore a beard of bees!
340
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,970
Terrible idea
with my bee sting allergy...
341
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,470
almost died...
342
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,170
but Gabe dared me...
Run for it!
343
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:33,767
Danika look, a swimsuit model!
-That won't work.
344
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,200
She's not into conventional
standards of beauty!
345
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,073
-Dammit, I don't know
what lesbians like!
346
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:50,404
-Uh...
-Ah!
347
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,130
-Hum...
348
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:06,096
-Ow! My face!
349
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,727
Bullseye!
350
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,270
-Oh!
351
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,700
-Please, I only wish to feed
the hungry.
352
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,804
-So did I, little man.
So did I...
353
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,434
-Ah...
354
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,433
Wait. What the hell?
355
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,403
It's clear!
356
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,173
The blockage in my H.O.L.E.
is clear!
357
00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,426
-Good news, everyone!
358
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:18,297
I figured out the real cause
of the mass paranoid insanity!
359
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,273
And I murdered
the little sandwich man
360
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,770
who made the sandwiches.
361
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,700
-Damn you, Suzette.
362
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,874
You killed our meal ticket!
363
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,370
-Shut it!
364
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,570
Now which one of you dipshits
wanna explain these?
365
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,500
-Gasoline-soaked rags.
366
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,533
-I mean the other dipshits,
Gabe.
367
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,067
-What's the big deal?
368
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,070
So we huffed a bit of gas.
There's no booze!
369
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,130
How else were we supposed
to unwind?
370
00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:43,626
-Have all of you been
huffing gas?
371
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,467
Yeah. I guess...
372
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,100
-Yeah.
-Hum.
373
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,296
-That's why everyone's been
so paranoid.
374
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,803
The gas is irradiated.
375
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:55,374
-Ha! So I was right
about the sandwiches.
376
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,870
-Whatever!
377
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,470
-Say the words, Gab!
378
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,530
You were right!
379
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,227
-Hey! Well,
no more gas-huffing!
380
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,767
That fuel is only
for the generators.
381
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,330
You know, while you idiots
were getting high on gas fumes,
382
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:11,027
I stepped up!
383
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,396
I made things better
in this town.
384
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,503
And I'm gonna keep doing it
385
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,673
until St. Zephyr
is a beacon of hope,
386
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,600
a shining city on a hill.
387
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:21,404
The light of the world!
388
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:27,074
Another apocalypse?
389
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,270
-Come on! Get under cover!
390
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,867
♪
391
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,030
♪ You're my baby ♪
392
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,926
-Congrats, Your Worship!
You're back in charge.
393
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,370
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