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♪ Kick it down hardcore! ♪
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This is the first field school trip
that's actually cool.
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It's gotta be a mistake.
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My favorite part was the space simulator
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with all those buttons
that kept going up and down.
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That was the elevator.
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The future is now.
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Oh, what does this button do?
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-[grunts]
- Welcome to the Bixby Spaceport ,
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home of the world's firstprivate space flight.
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[screams] Ghost head!
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-[grunts]
-I'm Trent Bixby ,
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billionaire, entrepreneurand three-time winner of...
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[dramatically] the InternationalDramatic Speaking Competition!
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Take that, everyone.
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[gasps] Check it out.
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It's the real Trent Bixby.
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Huh. He looks familiar.
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Can't put my finger on it.
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Is that your Uncle Larry?
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First off, I don't have an Uncle Larry.
You're thinking of Aunt Lynn.
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Oh, right, right.
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And secondly,
do you really not know who that is?
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You were just slicing his head.
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Sorry, I'm terrible with names.
Always have been, Bernstock.
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But I can't wait to go to space.
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We can't go.
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The trip is only for celebrities
and super rich people.
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No problem. I speak rich people.
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[swooshing sound]
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Gold bars,
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mansion, tuxedos.
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Private jet, polo club, fancy mustard!
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[both laughing, sigh]
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[both together] We're rich.
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I'm a southern millionaire
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and I want to go to space.
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-Hmm, did you say you're a millionaire?
-Mm-hmm.
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I only hang out with billionaires.
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Take that everyone.
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Perhaps you'd like to meet
my friend Crash,
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He's a dot.com billionaire.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was cold air ballooning.
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Hot air ballooning
is for those pathetic millionaires.
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Take that, everyone!
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That's my motto too! [gasps]
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I like your style.
How would you like to go to space?
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Sure, Trent Bixby.
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Billionaire handshake!
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[both laughing]
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Yeah.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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♪ In the fridgeI'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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[video game sound]
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-[grunts, sighs]
-[explosion]
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-Darn it!
-Yay! You win again!
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I didn't win. I wrecked.
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But you got over 2,000 Fat-a-lities.
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-That's fatalities.
-Huh?
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It means they died.
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Oh. Oh...!
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For once,
I'd like to make it to the hero level.
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Then just play an easy setting.
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I am! I even have cheat codes!
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You're only cheating yourself, Wyatt.
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[sarcastically] Well, well.
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If it isn't the best brother ever.
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[sighs]
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We got into a big fight
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now we're only talking sarcastically
to each other.
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It's nice.
It's really brought us further apart.
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So, I heard you're going into space.
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I really hope you come back safely
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so I don't get our room all to myself.
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Really is that so?
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Because I really wish you'd come with us.
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Great, I'll go.
Always wanted to meet Trent Brixby.
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-No take-backs.
-I was being sarcastic.
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I said no take-backs.
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It's bad enough Cleo
glommed onto our trip.
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-Why are you here?
-Duh! For the celebrities.
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Not everything is about you, Wyatt.
You're so shallow.
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What do you mean
I can't bring my friends?
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I am a dot-com billionaire!
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I'm taking away your internet.
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Oh, no! How will I watch
cats jump on trampolines?
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Oh wait, I own cats...
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and a trampoline.
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-So you don't intimidate me!
-Ooh!
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Is there a problem?
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Yes, Trent.
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This woman is trying to separate me
from my butt-kissing entourage.
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This is Bernstein,
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my mixed martial arts
expert extraordinaire/numbers guy.
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Seven!
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Good number!
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This is Pesto, my life coach.
He shows me how not to live.
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Hey.
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See what I mean? I would never do that.
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Amanda here is my pet celebrity.
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Say something fa-mousy.
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I'm bored.
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Impressive.
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My celebrity radar just went "beep beep."
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And last but also least,
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is Cleo.
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-I'll handle this.
-Okay.
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Hi Mr. Bixby, I'm Cleo Bernstein.
You probably know my brand...
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[whispers] Cleo.
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[whispers] Doesn't ring a bell.
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You might make a better impression
if you read his book.
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There was one left in the gift shop,
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but I'm sure they won't sell out
before we launch.
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I'm gonna go buy that book.
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And that's how Cleo missed the launch.
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[boys laughing]
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Crash, quit laughing.
You're gonna miss the launch.
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Oh, right.
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Grung-klor-bibble-kah.
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Grung-klor-bibble-kah.
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-What are you listening to?
-Oh, alien language tapes.
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Grung-klor-bibble-kah.
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That means,
"I'm sorry, I don't speak Bibble-kah."
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That's dumb.
You're not gonna meet any aliens.
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Fine!
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[mutters] Blun-frug.
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-What you call me?
-Nothing!
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Lance Biddle... of the Biddle Brothers?
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You guys were my favorite boy band!
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You were the middle Biddle!
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Oh, right.
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I read where you took a vow of silence
to protest some cause.
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That is so awesome. I love causes.
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I'll take a vow of silence, too.
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How am I doing?
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I hate to ask you to switch seats, but...
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Well,
this'll make my vow of silence easier.
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If you're afraid during takeoff,
you can hold my hand.
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-I'm not afraid.
-Oh.
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What if I'm afraid?
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Hold your own hand.
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Actually, this is kinda comforting.
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[doors hiss]
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Ooh!
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Welcome aboard, everyone!
We will be blasting off shortly.
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These are space glasses.
I invented them... myself.
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They're to be worn during takeoff
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and also during showing
of the in-flight movie
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which will be shown in 3-d...
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Also 3-e and 3-f. [laughs]
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That's a little seat humor.
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Buckle up!
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We're about to take off! [laughs]
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Ooh! I'll make the announcements!
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[whooshes]
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Hello, I'm your flight concierge.
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In the event of an emergency,
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there is only one way to survive...
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the escape pod,
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which is discharged
by pressing this button.
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[thuds, hisses]
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Well, that's not coming back.
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Oh! new plan, new plan!
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In the event of an emergency,
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scream like this...
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[screams]
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And if you need a pillow
or a cold beverage,
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scream like this... [screams]
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Ah! Did the flight attendant stop by?
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I was hoping to get a ginger ale.
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[screams]
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[chimes] This is your Captain,Trent Bixby, speaking.
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I'll be flying this shipand looking quite fetching while I do it.
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As we blast off, please remember
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what you learnedin your g-force training.
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-What training?
-What's a g-force?
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-[engines roaring]
-[screaming]
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You know,
looking down at the earth from up here,
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makes you realize just how small
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and insignificant...
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everybody else is.
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-Can I level with you, Crash?
-Yes, you can, Trent Bixby.
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The real reason I came to space
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is to find an alien.
I'm going to capture it!
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And make it the mascot
for my energy drink.
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There's only one problem with your plan.
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-Hmm?
-No one has proven the existence
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of energy drinks.
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Ooh! Red button!
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No no, don't-- don't push the red button.
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If you do, we'll all go zero gravity
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and the passengers haven't prepared yet.
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[hiss]
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You touched the button, didn't you?
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Whee!
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Help! I can't reach my phone!
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Oh, look, we just passed
by the Russian space station.
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It's name is Glasno... [hawks]
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[coughs]
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Oop! Accidental loogie!
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You did that on purpose!
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Do you mind if I hang out with you?
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My stupid brother made me miss the flight.
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It's like being outsmarted by a lamp.
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I know the feeling,
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I've got a stupid brother, too.
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Your stupid brother's Trent Bixby?
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Yeah, he's awful.
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He pays little kids
to kick me in the shin.
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-[screams]
-[giggles]
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At least
aim for the other shin now and then!
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-Your brother sounds like a jerk.
-Oh.
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Do you ever use
any of these buttons to mess with him?
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No, he'd get mad.
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What's the point of having a brother
if you can't make him mad?
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-It's time to sister up, sister.
-[knuckles crack]
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Here it comes! [blowing]
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-[grunts, blows]
-[laughing]
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-Whoa, whoa.
-[laughs]
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[Cleo] Hey, boys.
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Who are you?
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I don't know who she isor how she got in here,
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but she's somebody's sisterand that's enough for me!
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Oh, Sheela.
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[dramatically] So dramatic.
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Hey, Cleo, look! We're floating!
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- And now you're falling.
-[beeping]
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[hisses]
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[both scream]
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Where's the Loogie?
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[both laugh]
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Sisters!
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Oh. I guess this is what they mean
by "public restroom."
257
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,109
Okay, everybody, get ready for a show!
258
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,190
[grunts]
259
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,197
Oh! That was on my bucket list.
260
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,414
-[jazz music playing]
-[sighs]
261
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,367
Oh.
262
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,379
This is pleasant.
263
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,504
Ooh! Buttons!
264
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,465
[screaming] Shaving cream in my eyes!
265
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,050
I sure hope it doesn't shoot razors next!
266
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,809
Only one way to find out.
267
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,887
-[clicks]
-[whirring]
268
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,846
Hey, back off! Hey, I'm a self-wiper.
269
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,305
[grunting]
270
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,816
This machine is poorly designed!
271
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,484
[screaming]
272
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,284
I should keep pushing buttons.
That'll get me out of this.
273
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,374
[hisses]
274
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,238
Whoa! Oh! Oh.
275
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,945
Oh, no! That's enough!
276
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,445
Must reach plunger!
277
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,957
[grunting]
278
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,921
[squelching noise]
279
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,501
-Whoa!
-[flushing noise]
280
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,594
Hey, Mr. Bixby, can I ask you a question?
281
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,255
I'm trying to impress a girl.
What gives you your confidence?
282
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,385
Six point four billion dollars.
283
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,604
I have 6.4 billion fears.
284
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,524
[laughs] No good!
285
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,860
A woman wants a man who is unflappable,
286
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,609
who is cool under pressure-- alien!
287
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,861
Did you see that?
288
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,740
All right, all right.
Here's what's going to happen.
289
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,413
I am going to casually stroll
290
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,582
to the flight deck
291
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,450
and alert mission control.
292
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,955
[doors hiss]
293
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,087
[door hisses, whirs]
294
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,474
I didn't touch anything!
295
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,014
Mission control, I saw an alien!
296
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,055
-Prepare the specimen grabbers!
-[chimes]
297
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,680
And get me Bill
from energy drink marketing on the horn.
298
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,019
Trent, wait, he's not an alien!
299
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,984
[thuds] Bernstein, look! I'm an alien!
300
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,278
Eureka, I've got one!
301
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,323
Oh, pshaw!
302
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,736
I can do a better jump for joy than that.
303
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,235
Eureka, I've-- ow!
304
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,500
Trent?
305
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,368
Trent?
306
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,076
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is bad.
307
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,087
Ooh! Space cream.
308
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,799
-[squeaking sound]
-[groaning]
309
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,640
Crash, how'd you get out there?
310
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,680
It's a long story.
311
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,434
I was a toy that came to life--
312
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,194
Get to the you're-out-in-space part.
313
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,689
I got sucked out through the toilet!
It could happen to anyone, really.
314
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,283
[sighs] It's gonna be okay.
315
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,240
I just have to come up with a brilliant
idea to get you back inside.
316
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,532
So it's goodbye then?
317
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,950
Crash, I'm flushing the rope out to you!
318
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,917
Remember, I'm pulling you in,
you're not pulling me out!
319
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,166
[hissing]
320
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,295
Oh! Hey, lady.
321
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,125
Did you get flushed out of a toilet, too?
322
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,473
[inaudible]
323
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,763
Oh, you wanna play charades?
324
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,389
Movie.
325
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,143
Sounds like, "Help, I'm lost in space."
326
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,272
Sorry, I don't know that one.
You're lousy at this game.
327
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,319
Off you go!
328
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,649
Ooh, the rope!
329
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,276
Oh, ooh, oh.
330
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,278
Got it, Bernstein! Pull me in!
331
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,373
[both grunting]
332
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,247
[both panting]
333
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,497
Thanks, Bernstein.
334
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,384
You've saved my life.
335
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,131
I've learned my lesson.
336
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,132
I will never flush a toilet again.
337
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,878
Yeah, that's great.
338
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,926
We have to find someone
who can fly this thing.
339
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,770
Okay, no need to alarm you all,
340
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,388
but does anyone here know
how to land an out-of-control spacecraft?
341
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,692
[all screaming]
342
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,021
Okay, I'll take that as a "no."
343
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,374
Colonel Buck Yeager, reporting for duty.
344
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,414
Ladies and gentlemen,
I can land this bird.
345
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,334
But make no mistake,
346
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,122
most of you will not make it...
347
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,376
-[all gasp]
-...into the national football league.
348
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,879
-[all sigh]
-You guys will all be dead...
349
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,261
-[all gasp]
-...tired after this heroic landing.
350
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,630
[all sigh]
351
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,138
Step aside.
352
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,640
I have a need for speed.
353
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,432
-[grunts, laughs]
-[engines roar]
354
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,310
-[Wyatt grunts]
-[grunts] Ow!
355
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,185
I'm taking over. Pfft!
356
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,321
How hard could this be?
357
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,189
-[keyboard clicks]
-Very, very hard.
358
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,948
We need a hero, Bernstein,
359
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,870
and that hero is you.
360
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,199
Don't worry that you can't park your bike
361
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,162
or that you really stink
at that video game
362
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,496
where all you have to do
363
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,290
is land a spacecraft in an emergency.
364
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,304
You know,
I'm having second thoughts about this.
365
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,006
-[beeps]
-Come in, mission control.
366
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,392
Cleo?
367
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,060
Is there anybody there
that can actually help us?
368
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,681
Where's Trent's sister?
369
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,271
She's a little busy right now.
370
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,733
[hissing]
371
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,193
- Welcome to the Bixby spaceport.
- You may have money,
372
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,364
but at least I have dignity!
373
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,490
- I'm Trent Bixby ...
-Ah!
374
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,071
- ...billionaire...
-How do I never see that coming?
375
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,077
...and three-time winner...
376
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,949
Looks like I'm your only hope.
377
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,536
Oh, great.
378
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,620
Don't worry.
379
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,665
I'll do everything I canto get you back safely.
380
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,000
[sighs]
Good. Wait, are you being sarcastic?
381
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:29,168
No! I'm being totally serious.
382
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,587
Thank you, thank you.
383
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,509
Wait,
why'd you say "totally" like "totally"?
384
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,430
You're messing with my mind!
385
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,439
Why did I ever come on this stupid trip?
386
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,940
We're not gonna make it!
387
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,521
I have something really important
I have to tell you.
388
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,818
You have a crush on me?
389
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,203
Oh, so you picked up on the subtle signs.
390
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:55,699
Pesto! This is a horrifying
and terrible experience for me.
391
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,544
Stop ruining it.
392
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,826
Just say you're my girlfriend once!
You won't have time to regret it.
393
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,709
Are you sure this is the end?
394
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,593
-[engines whine]
-[Amanda gasps]
395
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,420
Fine! I'm your girlfriend!
396
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,545
-[alarm blaring]
-Yes!
397
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,761
This is the best day of my life!
398
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,641
[passengers screaming]
399
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,931
-I can't look!
-[both grunt]
400
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,602
Why can I still see the horror?
401
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,483
-You're covering my eyes!
-Oh, sorry.
402
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,402
-Oh! Maybe I should push this button.
-No, no, no, no.
403
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,492
No, you've been pushing buttons
ever since we got on this thing,
404
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,948
and nothing good has happened.
405
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,528
[emphatically]
Don't push any more buttons.
406
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,204
Please? Just this one more button?
407
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,124
I really want to go
to this "auto-land" place.
408
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,504
No!
409
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,961
Cleo, listen,
I forgot what we were fighting about,
410
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,672
but this may be my last chance
to tell you I'm really sorr--
411
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:49,963
Wait, did you say "auto-land"?
412
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,666
Yeah! I bet they have
413
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,006
bumper cars,
and automobile-shaped hot dogs.
414
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,683
There's an auto-land button?
415
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,351
Push it already. Push it!
416
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,351
Oh, so now you want me to push a button?
417
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,443
When there are car wieners involved!
418
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,058
-Well,I refuse--
-[beeps]
419
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,016
[Trent's voice] Commence auto-landing.
420
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,566
-[engines whining]
-We'll be back on earth shortly.
421
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,990
Take that, space!
422
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,949
[groaning]
423
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,530
Did I miss anything?
424
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,204
I was awoken
by the voice of a handsome angel.
425
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:30,205
You boys are heroes.
That is why I am giving you both
426
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,545
fifteen dollars gift cards
to the gift shop.
427
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,050
-[both gasp]
-Hear that, Crash?
428
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,132
We made it to hero level.
429
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,426
Did you hear about the gift cards?
430
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,680
I'm gonna get a scarf!
431
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,682
Wyatt, I'm not being sarcastic
when I say, I'm really glad you're safe.
432
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,097
Thanks, Cleo.
I'm sorry you didn't get to go to space.
433
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,067
You should check out the spacecraft.
It's epic!
434
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,778
That is a grand idea!
435
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,858
Sheela,
why don't you give your new friend a tour?
436
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,744
Really? Brilliant.
437
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,951
-Let's go. You're gonna love it.
-[Cleo giggles]
438
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,624
That was nice of us.
439
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,950
It was, wasn't it?
440
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,075
We... are good brothers.
441
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,416
So are you pushing the button or am I?
442
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,090
Let's do it together, sport.
443
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,088
[beeps]
444
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,959
[Trent's voice]
Initiating launch sequence.
445
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,836
-Ten, nine, eight...
-[engines whining]
446
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,304
-[both scream]
- ...seven, six...
447
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,385
-[both] Brothers!
- ...five, four...
448
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:24,560
[both laugh] We're jerks.
449
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,522
Oh!
450
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,811
Did you push the button without me?
451
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,975
Good day, sirs!
452
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,696
♪ Kick it down hardcore! ♪
453
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,947
Mr. Bixby,
454
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,200
so I know you wanted an alien
to help sell your energy drink.
455
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,703
Well, I got one,
and it'll only cost you a million dollars.
456
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,747
[laughs] I did not become a billionaire
457
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,092
being snookered
by alien-toting ragamuffins!
458
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,495
I need proof!
459
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,586
Oh, I have proof.
460
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,973
Brung-splat!
461
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,797
By jove, it is an alien!
462
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,054
Well, will you take a check?
463
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,352
Yay! We made a million dollars!
464
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,392
Uh, I mean...
465
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,976
[flatly] Yay, frungle-blump!
466
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,688
That's not an alien.
That's just Crash. No deal!
467
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,775
Darn it.
468
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,400
Come on, Crash.
I thought we were gonna make some money.
469
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,777
-Yeah.
-[whispers] Hey.
470
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,748
[gasps]
471
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,301
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
472
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,759
♪ Bass, bass ♪
473
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,426
♪ What ♪
474
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,679
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
475
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,977
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
476
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,270
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
477
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,805
♪ Good call ♪
478
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,977
♪ Crash and Bern, Crash and Bern ♪
479
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,856
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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