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♪ Kick it down hardcore ♪
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I got everything I need for my bath:
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Shampoo, loofah and of course...
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my tub sandwich.
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Ugh, yuck!
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There's no mayonnaise on this sandwich.
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So, just put some on,
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Then you can do the same with clothes.
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[gasps] That means
Bernstein and I switched lunches.
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He hates mayonnaise.
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He calls it... white diarrhea.
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[coughs]
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I'll save you, my brother!
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[panting]
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-[panting]
-[grunts]
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Can't talk now.
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Good. I don't wanna talk to you.
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We'll discuss this later.
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[grunts]
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You will be hearing from my attorney.
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Hey, Mrs. López, can't talk.
Mayonnaise emergency!
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I'll call you later.
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I want to catch up on our telenovela.
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Okay, we need to talk about Raúl.
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[groans]
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That hombre is no good.
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-Raúl!
-[both spit]
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Gotta go! [kisses]
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This is nice.
We should picnic more often.
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Can we not call it a picnic?
And did you have to bring a basket?
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[Crash] No!
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[pants]
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Dude, not cool.
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There was mayonnaise on that sandwich.
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Dude, way cool! You just saved my life.
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[laughs] Yeah.
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-What's wrong with mayonnaise?
-It's white diarrhea.
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[coughs]
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Way to ruin a condiment for me.
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Crash, how did you know
Wyatt hates mayonnaise and I didn't?
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Crash and I know each other so well.
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It's like we finish each other's...
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-sentences.
-Tacos.
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Okay, let's try that--
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-again.
-Upside down.
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No, Crash, listen.
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We finish each other's...
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-sentences.
-Tacos.
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-We know each other well.
-Yeah.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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♪ In the fridgeI'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ Let me hear you say Crash! ♪
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Do you realize how lucky we are,
living so close to Putnam University?
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All their stuff says "P.U." on it.
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[laughs]
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P.U.! [laughs]
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That will never get old.
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-Who's number one?
-[both] P.U.!
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-Wow, that got old fast.
-Yeah.
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I'm gonna go see
if I can return this stuff.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Whoa.
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Sick spinning, brofus.
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Oh, you want some sick spinning, huh?
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Watch this.
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[laughs]
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That was tight.
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Wait for the sick.
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[hacks]
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You're in luck. I had a big breakfast.
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Dude, I've never seen anything like that
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and I've been going
to this school for six years.
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Name's Anvil.
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You should swing
by our fraternity tonight.
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Can I bring my friend?
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Is he dope like you?
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Aw, yeah. He's a total dope.
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[laughs]
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Dude, this is an invite to a frat house.
Do you realize how awesome this is?
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No, what happens at a frat house?
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I have no idea,
but I'm pretty sure it's great.
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[excitedly]
That's not very much information,
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but the tone of your voice
is making me very excited!
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Hey, Amanda.
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[gasps] Are you making a TV show?
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I wanna be in it.
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I'll be the normal guy.
You be my wacky sidekick.
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I'm making a prank video,
so I can watch it when I'm sad.
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[scoffs] you?
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[sighs] I'm gonna put
this as delicately as possible.
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You stink at pranks.
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And that haircut is doing you no favors.
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Funny.
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That guy over there said, "you stink."
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And he's gonna kick your butt.
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That guy?
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Hey, want a piece of me, pal?
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I will mess up your world!
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-[grunting]
-[Amanda laughing]
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Ow! Ow, he cut me!
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Get him off! Get him off!
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Oh! Ow! Oh!
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I wonder if I even needed
the hat and sunglasses.
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Wait a minute.
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Was that a prank?
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Well, it didn't work. I'm totally fine.
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[laughs]
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That's funny. I'm still thirsty.
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[Amanda laughs]
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Amanda, have you seen my lip gloss?
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It's on the table over there.
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Loaded with hot pepper.
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[whispers] It's loaded with hot pepper.
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Cleo is so dumb.
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[laughs]
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[screams]
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My lips!
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Mom!
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[still screaming]
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Girls, am I right?
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Ooh.
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Lip gloss.
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Ah...
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[hums]
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[smacks lips]
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[screams]
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Oh, it burns! Oh!
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Mom!
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[crying]
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Whoa.
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Told you.
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Again, I "whoa."
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Bro-bro!
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Bro-chacho!
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Bro-bot!
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Bro-tato chip.
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Bernstein, you want in on this?
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Sure. Bro... Maine lettuce.
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Really, Bernstein? A vegetable?
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Way to kill a bro-down.
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Launch!
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[cheering]
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I want pizza. Do me!
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[grunts]
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Bro, you didn't say "launch."
That's the only rule in this frat.
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-Oh.
-You only have one rule?
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What about putting down the toilet seat?
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We don't have a toilet seat.
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[laughs]
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Could this place get any better?
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[gasps]
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Bernstein, look!
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A cannon! [laughs]
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It got better. Do you think it's real?
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Oh, it's real, as real as my fake smile.
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I'm Tad Chamberlain,
president of Beta Rho Omega.
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Face slam, Tad Chamberlain!
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Uh, I'm Crash. This is Bernstein.
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Don't do the bro-thing with him.
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Sweet house.
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All this and no moms anywhere.
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Moms? What are you, 12?
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What? No.
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Thirteen.
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Oh, you must be
the kid genius I read about.
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[laughs]
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You read?
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Hey, guys! We have a reader.
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[cackles]
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These guys are perfect.
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That purple dude's a blast
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and the kid genius
can do all of our homework.
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Hey, kid genius,
how'd you like to join our fraternity?
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Let's think this over.
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Yes!
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Gentlemen, form the beta circle.
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[all] We're unique. We're individuals.
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We all think for ourselves.
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Yes, we're frat brothers.
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Yes. Do you have this in red?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm making snacks
for my new fraternity brothers.
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[inhales]
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-[laughs]
-Gross.
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Uh,
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if you're not gonna eat that,
I'm gonna put it back on the plate.
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Get out of my way.
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I need to butter the floor.
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That is the first thing
you ever said to me
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that made sense.
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Pesto, I've got a surprise
for you in the kitchen.
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[Pesto] Is it a hug?
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Whoa!
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-[thuds]
-[laughs]
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And they say butter's bad for you.
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Was this a date?
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Pesto, it was a prank.
We need to work together to get her back.
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You want me to prank Amanda?
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I don't know.
She'd never do anything like that to me.
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[air horn blares]
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Shopping cart demolition derby!
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[cheers]
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Go!
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Ah-ha.
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We have a challenger.
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You might want to surrender, little guy.
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No one eats more than me.
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Don't let my size fool you.
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In this corner,
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the demon of digestive juices,
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the iron stomach,
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the man who invented the mercy flush,
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Anvil!
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[cheering]
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-[cheers]
-All right.
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And in this corner, wearing the--
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Finished!
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[belches]
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Oh, no, no, no. I could not do dessert.
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All right, I'll look at a menu.
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Yo, genius, I need you to help me
with my chemistry homework.
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Me?
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Right, because I'm the boy genius.
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I might be a little rusty.
I passed chemistry in preschool.
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First question,
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name a metal light enough
to float on water.
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Uh, that would be...
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Raftium?
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Excellent.
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And name the most deadly element.
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-Kryptonite.
-Kryptonite, excellent.
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And what is the common
chemical formula for vitamin "C"?
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Oh... J.?
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-Are you sure about that?
-Who's the boy genius here?
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♪ Kick it down hard core ♪
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-What are you doing here?
-Not meeting with Cleo.
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Interesting.
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I am?
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Let me finish.
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Interesting you should mention Cleo.
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You both seemed really upset
about the pranks I pulled.
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Upset is a strong word.
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I'd say emotionally confused.
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You two wouldn't be planning
some kind of revenge prank,
268
00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,885
-would you?
-Nope!
269
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,257
Really, Pesty?
270
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,639
Tomorrow,
I'm supposed to lead you outside
271
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,226
where Cleo's gonna jump up from a bush
272
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,021
dressed like an old gardener
with a snake.
273
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,147
Darn! I promised myself I wouldn't crack.
274
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,491
-Do you at least respect me more?
-Of course not.
275
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,240
But if you help me turn
Cleo's prank back on her,
276
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,583
I'll maybe consider
not disrespecting you less.
277
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,785
Yes, everything's coming up Pesto.
278
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,745
Oh, he's got
a man on the wing! He shoots.
279
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,666
-[dings]
-Goal!
280
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,716
Goal, goal, goal! Goal, goal, goal!
281
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,930
Goal, goal, goal! Goal, goal, goal!
282
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,141
Is Crash always this excited?
283
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,893
Oh, this isn't excited.
284
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,773
You're lucky he kept on his pants.
285
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,980
Pants! Pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants, pants!
286
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,606
[panting] Bernstein,
287
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,189
this place is amazing.
288
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,574
Let's make a pact right here
that no matter what happens in our lives,
289
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,243
we will never ever leave the fraternity.
290
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:05,332
At some point, these guys are gonna
figure out we don't go to this college.
291
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,000
-Ever!
-All right, it's a pact.
292
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,541
[both hack and spit]
293
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,668
You in for yogurt slams?
294
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,335
[sniffs, gags]
295
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,514
This is mayonnaise.
296
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:24,102
We were out of yogurt,
but I put blueberries in. Same thing.
297
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,759
No, it's not.
298
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,847
It's definitely not the same thing.
299
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,062
I couldn't think of two things
that are less the same thing.
300
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,060
Bernstein doesn't like mayonnaise.
301
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,028
It's disgusting. They don't call it
"white diarrhea" for nothing.
302
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,400
Who calls it "white diarrhea"?
303
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,527
Has that not caught on?
304
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,075
No.
305
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,448
Then I guess it's just me.
306
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,910
Little man,
you're my favorite genius ever.
307
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,706
Except that he's not a genius.
308
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,920
Uh-oh.
309
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,591
I just got my chemistry homework back.
310
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,759
Every answer
the little dude gave me was wrong.
311
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,392
Really? Every one?
Well, we'll get 'em next time.
312
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,678
-Who's up for foosball?
-Nice try, kid.
313
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,312
You're out of the frat.
314
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,932
Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted.
315
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:11,887
Come on, Crash.
316
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,896
-Crash can stay.
-It doesn't work that way.
317
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,689
We're a team. Let's go, Crash.
318
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,033
Um, Bernstein, we made a pact.
319
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,740
We spit in our hands
and wiped it on that guy and everything.
320
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,611
These guys are my brothers.
321
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,951
They're not your brothers.
I'm your brother.
322
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,204
[hisses] Awkward.
323
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,501
Fine. This place
isn't that much fun, anyways.
324
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,683
I don't need that stupid frat.
It wasn't even that good.
325
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,934
We could have a way better frat
right here, just you and me.
326
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,476
I mean, we're awesome.
327
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,099
Go on.
328
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,694
Maybe, we can build
a giant water slide or something.
329
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,034
Or we can build a thing
we could use as a coat rack.
330
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,319
That way, if it got hot,
331
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,492
we could hang up our coats
and they wouldn't get dirty.
332
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,780
[sighs] Yeah, we're awesome.
333
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,486
[bleating]
334
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,540
Whoo-hoo!
335
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,959
Whoo!
336
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,419
Well, if it isn't our favorite rat.
337
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,169
Um, it's a ram, Bernstein.
338
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,131
Maybe if you stayed in college,
you would know that.
339
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,924
Can you hide me?
340
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,257
I stole this mascot from our arch-rival.
341
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,353
Where are your frat brothers?
342
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,718
Back at the house.
343
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,644
They said it was better
if I did this alone.
344
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,733
That way, if I get caught,
only I go to jail.
345
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,149
More candy for me!
346
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,982
Crash, those guys
clearly don't care about you.
347
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,436
Oh, yeah? Then why would they pick me
348
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,396
to clean all the rotting food
out of the back of the fridge?
349
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:47,990
Huh, Bernstein?
350
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,033
Huh?
351
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,827
[coughs]
352
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,239
Did you clean it with your mouth?
353
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:54,825
Maybe.
354
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,043
[notification ping]
355
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,872
Oh, that's the guys.
356
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,957
They told me to hurry home.
They're out of toilet paper.
357
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,554
They want you to pick some up?
358
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,839
No.
359
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,222
Come on, Clark.
360
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,183
Duty calls.
361
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,929
[laughs] Duty.
362
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,392
This is only gonna get worse.
363
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,393
Well, he made his choice.
364
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,435
He chose fraternity brothers
over his real brother.
365
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,767
You're right. Crash is my brother.
366
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,816
I gotta go get him out
of that frat. You wanna come?
367
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,280
I would, but...
368
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,320
I've gotta go make Amanda
not not disrespect me more than she...
369
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,026
You know, I forgot how she said it,
370
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,026
but I'm pretty sure
we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
371
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,922
Amanda should be down any minute.
372
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,001
Great. Lead her past me
and I'll jump out at her with this.
373
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,047
Good plan.
374
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,338
A-train, it's Pest-man.
375
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,675
Operation "Reverse Cleo" is a go.
376
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,550
Should we kiss for good luck?
377
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,969
I have a meat hook.
378
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,271
[screams]
379
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,029
[screams]
380
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,149
[shrieks]
381
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,775
Help! Police!
382
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:09,742
Uh-oh.
383
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,317
Oh, Mrs. López. I'm so sorry.
384
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,988
This isn't what it looks like.
385
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,826
I wasn't trying to meat hook Mrs. López.
386
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,961
I was trying to meat hook my sister.
387
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,327
I should really stop saying meat hook.
388
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,246
Pesto, don't let them arrest me.
389
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,915
Can I request a shared jail cell?
390
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,464
We're kind of a couple.
391
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,595
[Cleo laughs]
392
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,598
[laughs]
393
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,311
That was fun.
394
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,269
You have my money?
395
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,187
Hey, it was worth every penny.
396
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,606
Your niece and nephew
looked like real cops.
397
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,781
Oh, my brother owns a uniform shop.
398
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,491
Let me know
if you ever need to prank an astronaut.
399
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:54,992
Hi, Amanda.
400
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,405
You just got pranked by [whispers] Cleo.
401
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,455
[whispers] Y López.
402
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,341
Got it, Crash?
You're gonna break into the firehouse
403
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,550
through the doggy door.
404
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:13,760
Got it. And if I get caught,
I'll start howling. [howls]
405
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,179
And you say
you know how to drive a fire truck?
406
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,603
Yes, I do say that.
407
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,977
If you guys want a fire truck so badly,
408
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,481
why don't you just go take it yourselves?
409
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,402
What are you doing here?
410
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,110
This place is for frat brothers only.
411
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,190
You shouldn't be here.
412
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,784
Yeah, well, neither should Crash.
413
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,819
You're just using him.
414
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,992
They're not using me.
415
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,700
You're dressed like a Dalmatian.
416
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,164
That was my idea.
417
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,161
It's like a license to pee on things.
418
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,831
Come on, Crash.
419
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,955
[singing] I made you a...
bathtub sandwich.
420
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,381
Oh, you know me so well.
421
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,590
Wyatt, uh,
422
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,667
you're right. We've been jerks.
423
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,798
Why don't you stay?
You seem like a good kid.
424
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,595
Is there any way
we can make it up to you?
425
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,269
There's not a thing in the world.
426
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,596
How about a game of indoor paintball?
427
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,845
Indoor paintball? That's a thing?
428
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,648
What's up with all the mayonnaise?
429
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,816
We're filling the paintballs with it.
We're gonna nail your friend.
430
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,525
And he won't even be able to fight back
431
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,115
because I removed
the firing pin from his blaster.
432
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,201
[gasps] This is horrible!
433
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,118
I can't believe it!
434
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,836
I forgot to record my telenovela!
435
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,670
[beeps]
436
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,335
Done. So what were you guys talking about?
437
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,846
Uh, I don't think these teams are fair.
438
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,308
Seems fair to me, loser.
439
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,101
Crash, what's going on?
440
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,267
It's a brother thing.
441
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,864
Fire.
442
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,609
What is happening right now?
443
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,445
[laughs] It's hard to shoot
without the firing pins!
444
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,239
Like I said, it's a brother thing.
445
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,204
Light 'em up, Bernstein.
446
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,948
[groaning]
447
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,589
[Crash cackles]
448
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Shoot! I'm out.
449
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,431
-Crash, mayo.
-What?
450
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:23,974
Just do it.
451
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,519
[gags and coughs]
452
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,436
I can do this.
453
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:34,943
I'm warning you,
454
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,992
Don't fire that cannon, bro.
455
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,823
You're not my bro, Tad Chamberlain.
456
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,905
[shrieks, groans]
457
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,124
[Crash laughs]
458
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,288
Good work, Bernstein. You mayo'd them.
459
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,836
Yeah, and I didn't get a drop on me.
460
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,972
Except for that one little speck.
461
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,551
[gags, coughs]
462
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,430
So, tell us
why we should let you in our fraternity.
463
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,056
Well, I'm a lot of fun.
464
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,564
I'll do anything you want
without thinking.
465
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:14,726
And not to brag,
but my brother founded this fraternity.
466
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,276
All right, you're in.
467
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,939
Yes! [laughs]
468
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,658
Let's get started on the coat rack.
469
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,029
Uh, wait a minute. Can my friend get in?
470
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,082
Why should we let you
into the fraternity?
471
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,331
-I could hold the coats.
-He's in!
472
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,883
[laughs] Yes, sir. Up high.
473
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,001
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
474
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,796
♪ Bass, bass ♪
475
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,049
♪ What ♪
476
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,849
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
477
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:49,773
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
478
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,311
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
479
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,692
♪ Good call ♪
480
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,692
♪ Crash and Bern, Crash and Bern ♪
481
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,194
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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