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Blue 42! Blue 42!
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[snaps] Check, check, uh...
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Winnipeg.
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Trips left, slam post!
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I'm hiking.
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[Crash grunting] Whoo, lateral.
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Oh! Bernstein's open! Throw me!
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I'm a spiral. [grunts]
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[winces] Right in the delicates.
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Man, this place is getting dangerous.
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We should get rid of this junk.
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Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Junk?
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Everything here has a purpose,
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Unlike you.
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Everything?
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Even this broken toaster and carburetor?
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What if I want carburetor toast?
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Huh, Pesto? Do I just starve?
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Oh!
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[gasps]
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Candy horseshoe!
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No, no, no. Crash, that's a magnet.
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Forget it.
You're just gonna eat it, anyways.
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Am not.
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[sighs]
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[belches]
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[buzzing]
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Oh.
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Whoa.
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Wha-- whoa whoa.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Ugh!
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Well, that wasn't
as bad as it could have been.
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[buzzing continues]
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Oh, no.
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Whoa.
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[grunts] Okay.
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That was a late hit.
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[groans]
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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♪ In the fridgeI'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ Let me hear you say Crash ♪
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♪ Crash, Crash! ♪
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Sign-up tables?
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Banners about cup stacking?
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A dancing cup mascot?
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You know what this means?
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Cups have invaded the planet!
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[wails]
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And five days earlier than I predicted.
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Hey, Wyatt.
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I just signed up my team.
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Are you gonna compete this year?
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I don't stack cups. I wear them
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-When I play real sports.
-[Crash laughs]
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I'm sorry. All I heard was,
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"Waah! I'm afraid to lose to Cleo
because I'm a chicken."
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[squawks]
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That's not what a chicken sounds like.
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Hey, we should be a team.
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Let's sign up.
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No. No, no, no.
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Nothing good can come
from competing against Cleo.
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If I win, big deal.
I beat my little sister.
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But if I lose, that's a big deal!
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I got beat by my little sister!
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[scoffs] I don't know, Bernstein.
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There's a rumor going around
that you're chicken.
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No, Cleo just called me that.
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I know. I heard her.
I'm the one who spread the rumor.
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Don't worry. I'll fix it.
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I'll sign us up.
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Don't... do that.
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Problem solved.
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I told you I didn't wanna be in it.
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So the rumors are true.
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You are chicken.
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No!
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What the heck, it'd be nice to beat Cleo
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and just shut her up.
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But we'll need to practice.
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How tough can it be?
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It's a cup smacking competition.
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Smack, smack, smack, smack.
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Smack, smack, smack, smack...
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Cleo, get off the couch.
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The doctor said
I need to keep my foot elevated.
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It's a sprained ankle.
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You're not getting
special treatment from anyone.
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Amanda.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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I'm here to give you special treatment.
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-Cleo, off the couch!
-Hey!
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You're in very good hands.
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I was a doctor
for Halloween two years ago.
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Fine.
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If I let you take care of me,
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we need some ground rules.
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You'll await my text at all times.
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I do anyway.
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Minimal eye contact and small talk.
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-Of course.
-That's too much talk.
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-Wait, but I--
-Nuh-uh.
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Eye contact.
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♪ Kick it down hardcore! ♪
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-[laughing]
-What's all this?
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Oh, I invented a game.
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It's called junk tower.
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You carefully pull out
one piece of junk at a time.
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I win!
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Where'd you get all this junk?
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You have to know people, like Earl.
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Our garbage man?
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He is a garbage hero, Bernstein.
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[garbage truck beeping]
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Let her rip, Earl!
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-[truck whirrs]
-[laughing]
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Yes! That's it, Earl. Make it rain.
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Ha ha!
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Wait a minute.
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He said there'd be an anvil.
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Ugh. Oh!
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There it is.
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[shouts] Thanks, Earl.
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[truck honks]
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Crash, why do you even want this stuff?
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I'm gonna collect it.
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You know, like Cleo collects snow globes
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or you collect the mysterious bits
I find in my underwear.
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Check under your pillow.
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Crash, this is our hangout.
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We don't need it filled with junk.
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I know we don't need it,
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but why not treat ourselves
every now and then?
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Whoo! Ooh! [laughs]
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Crash, listen.
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We have to practice our cup stacking.
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If Cleo beats us,
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I won't be able to show
my face at the breakfast table.
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And you know how much I love breakfast.
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It's like the lunch of the morning.
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[cellphone pings]
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Uh-oh.
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Amanda can't reach the TV remote.
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That poor,
poor incredibly attractive girl.
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Wait. What about practice?
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I'll practice tonight,
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assuming Amanda doesn't need me
to do ocean noises while she sleeps.
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-[cheering]
-[whistle blows]
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Welcome to round one
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of the Linus Pauling
Cup Stacking Challenge!
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Those are supposed to shoot flames.
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Darn it, Cuppy!
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Okay, the winners today
will move onto the finals.
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[audience gasps]
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Why do we even rehearse?
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Hey, Wyatt.
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Thought you might wanna meet
my teammates. [snaps]
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Alzbeta and Zelenka.
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Well, what grade are they in? The 25th?
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They're exchange students
from Stackaslovakia.
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Nice try. That's not a real country.
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Um, Bernstein.
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I'm pretty sure it is.
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And I got an "H" in Geography.
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[knuckles crack]
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Big deal. I can do that too.
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-[grunts]
-[clown horn honks]
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I should get that looked at.
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Girls, we're at table number two.
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Ha!
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Table number two!
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Because that's
what you smell like, a table!
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Sounded better in my head.
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[sighs] All right,
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please tell me you guys practiced.
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I spent all night practicing.
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Wait, you mean for this?
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Then, no, I did not.
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And Amanda and I
had special plans last night.
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She made you do her homework?
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Trigonometry. I understood nothing.
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-[cheering]
-Come on, Pesto, you got this!
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Pesto, you stink!
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Pesto's on our team.
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Sorry.
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Come on, Pesto!
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But you still kind of stink!
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Come on, Bernstein,
we're losing because of Pesto!
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Not you, different Pesto.
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[laughs]
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[yawns]
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-Done!
-[whistle blows]
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Whoa!
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I've never seen
anything like that before.
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Let's check the replay.
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Okay, let's see.
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[sighs, gasps]
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Oh! Ha ha.
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This calls for a smoke-a-bration!
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Darn it, Cuppy.
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You begged me to put you
in charge of the smoke machine.
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So, I see you have a secret weapon.
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Doesn't matter. We'll still beat you.
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Wanna bet? Loser cleans
our whole room for a month.
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-Make it a year.
-No, make it five years.
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-Fine.
-Wait.
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Are we gonna be sharing
a room until I'm 18?
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[both shudder]
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Maybe we should go back to a month.
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-Fine!
-Fine!
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[smoke hisses]
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Cuppy, you're making
a mockery of this sport.
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[grunts] Ha, ha, yeah.
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Hey, Crash.
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I just came to see
how my star stacker's doing.
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You ready for tomorrow?
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Born ready.
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What's tomorrow?
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My memory's been foggy
ever since I started spritzing
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with my new cologne.
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Crash, that's toxic.
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I believe It's pronounced "toxeek."
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Well, you've smelled worse.
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And you seem happy.
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A happy stacker's a fast stacker.
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Oh, I am happy.
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In fact, I was just telling
trash heap how happy I am.
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Oh, yeah, now you're talking
to your trash heap?
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-Uh-huh.
-Well, that's nice.
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You know, you should tell him
that knock-knock joke that never ends.
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[gasps]
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Hey, trash heap.
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[grunts] Huh?
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, I like where this joke is going.
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I hope it never ends.
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[laughs]
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I came as soon as you texted.
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You said it was an emergency.
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00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:40,098
Yes, there's a secret sale
at Sheila's Shoe Vault tomorrow.
268
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,391
I need you to camp out,
so you're first in line.
269
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,438
Oh. Well...
270
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,190
The thing is we have
the cup stacking finals tomorrow.
271
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,153
Yeah, I really care about that.
272
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,896
Thanks!
That's why I like taking care of you.
273
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,618
I know, if I got hurt,
you'd do the same for me.
274
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,750
So I'll just head down
to Sheila's Shoe Vault.
275
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,250
Hey, wait. I don't have any cash.
276
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,757
So I'll just use my allowance money.
277
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,007
[sighs]
278
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,267
This is all a man could ask for.
279
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,140
[light music plays]
280
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,477
A cup of sludge...
281
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:28,942
[deep breathe]
282
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,112
An unsavory odor...
283
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,361
Can't tell you how happy I am right now.
284
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,113
Then why don't you sing about it?
285
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,066
Ha, who me? Nah, nah, I couldn't.
286
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,907
I haven't prepared any--
287
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,202
-[music ramps up]
-♪ I'm a junk man ♪
288
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,286
♪ Nothing but a funk fan ♪
289
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,542
♪ Grooving with my junk band ♪
290
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,714
♪ This isn't weird ♪
291
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,843
♪ I'm about to blow your mind ♪
292
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,091
♪ With the funky junkPeople leave behind ♪
293
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,973
♪ This fake pukeThat might not be bacon ♪
294
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,721
♪ This old blue toilet cake... ♪
295
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,224
[sniffs] Mm-hmm.
296
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,965
Smells like bathroom.
297
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,177
♪ Floating high in the sky ♪
298
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,477
♪ Watching junk pass me by ♪
299
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,691
♪ Roller blades, Venetian shades ♪
300
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,152
♪ Magic beans, Cat lady jeans ♪
301
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,443
♪ Crusty snailA big toenail, noodle art ♪
302
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,698
♪ This jar of fart ♪
303
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,950
I'm hungry.
304
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,373
This rainbow tastes like rainbow.
305
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,456
Whee!
306
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,831
Ugh! Ow!
307
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,710
♪ 'Cause he's a junk man ♪
308
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,257
♪ Nothing but a funk fan ♪
309
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,142
♪ Grooving with his junk band ♪
310
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,273
♪ This just got weird ♪
311
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,390
Drum solo!
312
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,345
[banging, clanging]
313
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,231
-[no music]
-[singing] Because he's junk man,
314
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,276
nothing but a funk fan,
315
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,490
grooving with his junk--
316
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,781
Oh, hey, Bernstein.
317
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,449
I'm singing.
318
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,285
Yeah, I can see that.
319
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,998
Look, I think
those toxic fumes are getting to you.
320
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,080
I'm fine.
321
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,714
And I can touch my thoughts. [laughs]
322
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,715
-What's that coming out of your ear?
-Oh, just my brain.
323
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,338
It's melting.
324
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,260
Look, are you gonna be okay
for the tournament tomorrow?
325
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,596
Don't worry.
326
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,350
I'll be there with bells in my pants.
327
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,597
Great. Just as long as you wear pants.
328
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,355
Crash,
329
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,940
you can't go
to the cup stacking tomorrow.
330
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,696
You promised to be on my cooking show.
331
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,739
We're making hot sludge sundaes.
332
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,584
Oh, yeah!
333
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,369
I'll skip the stacking thing.
334
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,753
Bernstein won't mind.
335
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,539
Can I lick the spoon?
336
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,423
It ain't gonna lick itself.
337
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,130
[laughs]
338
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,758
Congratulations, stackers.
Let's get stacking!
339
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,760
It's not confetti
unless you cut it up, Cuppy.
340
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,812
All right.
The next round starts in 30 minutes.
341
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,854
-Where's your team?
-I don't know.
342
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,768
Are you gonna go find 'em
or are you gonna forfeit?
343
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,107
Looks like I'm gonna have to forfeit.
344
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,072
Can you do me a favor
and not tell Cleo yet
345
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,202
so I have a few more minutes
of peace in my life?
346
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,909
I read you loud and clear, buddy.
347
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,619
Hey, everybody! We have a quitter!
348
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,708
Aw, poor Wyatt.
349
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,958
His friends stood him up
and now he's gonna cry.
350
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,961
For your information,
my friends did not stand me up.
351
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,344
They let me down.
352
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,131
So in your face!
353
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,255
Well, it was fun beating you,
so in your face!
354
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,933
Okay, technically you won.
355
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,683
But by no means does that qualify
for an "in my face."
356
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,436
Speaking of face, what's that on yours?
357
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,309
A giant "L."
358
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,363
Whoa, whoa. Buddy, buddy. Hey.
359
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,202
Girls, huh?
360
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,532
Cute, but terrifying.
361
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,445
-Like koalas.
-Yeah.
362
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,084
Well, that koala
is about to get her butt kicked.
363
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,542
-I thought you forfeited.
-Not anymore.
364
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,042
I'm gonna go find my team.
365
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,334
All right, go get them.
366
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:20,838
[sighs]
367
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,800
Again?
368
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,969
They need to put a zipper in that thing.
This should not be a two-man job.
369
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,925
[clatters]
370
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,556
Crash, you're supposed to be
at the stacking tournament.
371
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,733
Oh, sorry. I had a conflict.
372
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,152
Heap and I are
about to record his food show.
373
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,691
His cooking is to die for.
374
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,106
Really. There have been deaths.
375
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,985
You can't blow this off.
376
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,084
This is important.
377
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,292
Uh, I hear you, Bernstein,
378
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,040
but you just hit Craig.
379
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,706
I don't care about your stupid junk!
380
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,245
So that's the way it's gonna be?
381
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,628
Fine. I can stack trash all day.
382
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,300
Ha!
383
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,930
Crash, you--
384
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,925
Wait.
385
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,766
It's not the junk
you're so attached to, it's the stacking.
386
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,602
[gasps] You're right.
387
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,108
If only there were some sort of contest
388
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,070
that involved stacking things.
389
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,361
Like the Cup Stacking Tournament?
390
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,030
Nah. It has to be something
where we can beat Cleo.
391
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,039
Yes. That's exactly
where we're supposed to be right now.
392
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,789
Then why're you bothering me
with all the small talk? Let's go.
393
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,542
Great. I'll meet you
at the school. I have to go get Pesto.
394
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,593
Got it.
395
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,090
[sighs]
396
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,011
[sad music]
397
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,300
Well, heap.
398
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:49,965
I guess this is it.
399
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,683
There's so much I need to say to you.
400
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,392
[breathes deeply]
401
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,313
Bye.
402
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,095
Not so fast.
403
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,265
[struggles]
404
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,983
You're not going anywhere.
405
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,194
But Bernstein's my brother. He needs me.
406
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,645
You can't make me stay.
407
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,744
Ha ha!
408
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,320
[grunts]
409
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,526
You do realize I'm imaginary?
410
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,986
You control everything I do and say.
411
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,947
[grunting]
412
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,788
If that was true,
413
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,632
it would mean
that I'm fighting with myself.
414
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,707
[battle cry]
415
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,087
Hey! Oh, take that!
416
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,934
Ouch! Ow! Ooh, low blow.
417
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,799
Ow, ow, ow! Ooh, cut it out!
418
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,176
Hey, stop it! Hey!
419
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,352
♪ Let me hear you say Crash ♪
420
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,851
♪ Crash, Crash ♪
421
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,689
Amanda, I need your help.
422
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,979
You have to text Pesto
423
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,022
and tell him to get down
to the Cup Stacking Tournament.
424
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,435
I would, but you're my brother
and I'm pretty sure we're not supposed
425
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,565
to be nice to each other
until we're like 40.
426
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,619
Fine. Then I guess I'll just text him...
427
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,078
with your phone.
428
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,790
Don't even think about it, punk.
429
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,122
What are you gonna do about it, crutchie?
430
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,507
[cracking]
431
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,968
[wind blows]
432
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,259
Mom really needs to vacuum in here.
433
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,850
I'd put that down if I were you.
434
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,020
No, if you were me,
you'd be a whole lot smarter
435
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,849
and not nearly as pretty.
436
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,774
Wait.
437
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,768
Anyways, I'm out of here.
438
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,067
Come back here with that.
439
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,858
I can't take selfies with a landline.
440
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,826
[pants] Oh, good. Pesto, you're here.
441
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,368
Amanda texted
and told me to get down here.
442
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,332
Although, why do you think
she wants me to "dye my vest"?
443
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,825
She must have meant "do your best."
444
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,787
Stupid auto-correct.
445
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,709
What's that smell?
446
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,837
That's the smell of a dramatic entrance!
447
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,296
And sewage.
448
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,048
Mostly sewage.
449
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,556
Crash, what happened?
450
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,889
I got into a fight.
451
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,385
You should see the other guy.
452
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,726
-[whistle blows]
-[cheering]
453
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,273
[Crash] Go, Pesto! Pesto!
454
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,766
[whistle blows]
455
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,654
[whistle blows]
456
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,106
[laughs]
457
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:15,951
Sorry, buddy.
458
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:16,991
Meh.
459
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,422
Linus Pauling Middle School,
460
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,668
it's Cup Stacking Finals time.
461
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:28,921
Ready, set...
462
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,212
[whistle blows]
463
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,915
-[cheering]
-Whoa.
464
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,669
Cool lights.
465
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,507
Pesto, start stacking.
They're beating you.
466
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,718
Where's your arm?
467
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,983
Did I always have two?
468
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,073
No worries, Bernstein. [ripping]
469
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,191
[laughs]
470
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,566
Oh, boing, boing, boing,
471
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,025
boing, boing, boing.
472
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,156
So, it's gonna come down to you and me.
473
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,463
When you make my bed, wear gloves.
I know where those hands have been.
474
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,917
[Crash laughing]
475
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,179
[gasping]
476
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,588
Time out!
477
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,517
Thanks.
478
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,058
[audience] Aww.
479
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,693
What the heck,
you know, you're my sister--
480
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,731
Time in!
481
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,269
[whistle blows]
482
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,192
[Crash] Oh!
483
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,736
Winner, Cup Boom!
484
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,410
Drop the balloons!
485
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,239
[audience] Aw.
486
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,791
Cuppy, you disgust me.
487
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,962
How does it feel
to get beat by your little sister?
488
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,960
I bet it feels bad.
489
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,002
[snaps]
490
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,335
[snaps]
491
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,418
[sighs] You know?
492
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,796
I'm starting to think
she's just not nice.
493
00:20:58,883 --> 00:20:59,843
Yeah.
494
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,733
What are you doing?
495
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,888
I'm having a sleepover with my friends.
496
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,847
Cleo, you know everyone.
497
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,857
That's Doug. Over there is Mitch.
You'd like him. He owns a small business.
498
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,692
Mom!
499
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,815
Oh, wait.
500
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,405
Wyatt has to clean this up.
501
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,167
Go to town.
502
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,672
Wyatt!
503
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,009
♪ Crash and Bern, hardcore ♪
504
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,838
♪ Bass, bass ♪
505
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,385
♪ What ♪
506
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,677
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
507
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,977
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
508
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,350
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
509
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,859
♪ Good call ♪
510
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,768
♪ Crash and Bern, Crash and Bern ♪
511
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,527
-♪ I said Stein ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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