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[Crash imitating monkey]
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Careful, Crash. That looks dangerous.
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No, it's not! [grunts]
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Pesto, you saved my life.
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Now you owe me.
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[chuckles]
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[high-pitched scream]
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Yay! Girl screaming contest.
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[high-pitched scream]
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Something just grabbed me.
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Sure it did.
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Wah, wah, wah, you big baby.
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[screams]
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Look. Someone threw out
a perfectly good messed up mannequin.
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Where's Crash?
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He's gotta be close.
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His skin is still warm.
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[Crash] Um, could someone toss me my...
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Thank you.
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Ahh.
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Much better.
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My butt's always been
in the front, right?
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[grunts]
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What's with the lady parts?
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Oh, I'm gonna turn it into a zombie witch
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and bring it to school
for Halloween fright week.
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If you make it scary enough,
you might get into the Nightmare Society.
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That's a top secret underground group
of people
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who've pulled off
epic scares on Halloween.
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Come on!
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If there was
a top secret underground group,
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wouldn't I know about it?
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It's just a legend.
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It probably doesn't even exist.
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Do you really think I could get in?
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Why not?
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It's the Nightmare Society,
not the Honor Society.
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Ha!
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Pesto just called you dumb.
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I got that, Crash.
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You think you did,
but you probably didn't,
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'cause you're dumb.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Okay. Next person to use
that drinking fountain
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is gonna get a face full of "zitch."
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That's short for "zombie witch."
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Oh.
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It sounds like a pimple that itches.
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I hate those.
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Can I go first? I'm a mother.
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[screams]
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Sorry, Miss Phlerger.
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That was supposed to scare a kid.
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It shouldn't be scaring anyone.
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That activity has been banned
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by the Pauling Organization of Parents.
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You realize that spells "poop"?
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I'm aware of that.
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It also spells "poop" backwards.
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They didn't consult me
before printing the folders.
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So we can't scare
each other on Halloween?
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Sure you can.
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As long as you give ample warning.
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Such as "I'll scare you in 3, 2, 1"
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and then a "boo"
or other moderate scare word.
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So I can say "boo"?
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Boo!
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That's a horrible idea.
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I'm taking that.
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Who made you the queen of Halloween?
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I'm not. I'm the queen of poop.
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We really should change that name.
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-[keyboard clicking]
-[Crash] Hey, Cleo?
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[sighs]
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I need to get something off my chest.
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Nice costume, Crash.
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What costume?
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I just broke up a fight
between a lumberjack and a tree.
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Whatcha doing?
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I'm going with Wyatt
to the parents meeting.
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They're trying to ruin Halloween.
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I have products to sell,
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and a lot of money riding
on the tears of frightened children.
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You're scary.
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Oh, I'm nothing compared to Amanda.
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You should see her around Halloween.
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[laughs] Our Amanda?
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She couldn't scare a mouse
at a cheese convention!
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Wouldn't a mouse love
a cheese convention?
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Never mind.
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[scoffs] Girls don't get jokes.
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Whatever.
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You might not believe me,
but Amanda's a master of disguise.
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What guys? This guys?
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[horror music]
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Aah! Wrong locker!
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Someone's gonna need
a new pair of vampire pants.
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Her victims are the inspiration
for my biggest seller:
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Backup Halloween pants.
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[scoffs] I still don't believe it.
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-Oh, you will.
-Hmm?
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-Aah!
-[screams]
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[gasping]
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[laughs]
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[gasping]
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I am so good at this.
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Crash was so scared.
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Was not.
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I haven't seen anyone that scared
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since Mom taught me how to drive.
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I wasn't scared.
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Hey, Cleo,
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about those backup pants.
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Do you have something
in a boys' extra tiny?
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My point is scaring kids is big business.
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And if we don't do it, who will?
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Do you really wanna outsource
our fear industry, Mrs. Phlerger?
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I find you very confusing.
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Let me turn on the charm.
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Gretchen--
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May I call you Gretchen?
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I'd prefer Mrs. Phlerger.
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What a lovely name.
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I once had a cat named Mrs. Phlerger.
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Moving on.
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Halloween is
the most American of holidays.
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I believe
it was Benjamin Franklin who said,
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"Trick or treat, smell my feet.
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Give me something good to eat."
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This meeting is for parents.
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Students need permission to speak.
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-May I speak?
-No.
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May I speak?
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'Cause I got a bug up my butt
and homie needs to fly.
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When I was a kid, Halloween
was the greatest night of my life.
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One year, I dressed up as Dracunstein.
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Half Dracula, half Jeff Blankentsein,
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my viola teacher.
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We're not doing costumes this year.
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What?
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We can't even wear costumes?
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[chuckles] That's strange.
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I thought I heard a student,
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and I don't remember giving permission.
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[Crash] Excuse me. Excuse me.
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My name is Mrs. Pesto's mother,
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And I am a concerned parent.
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Oh, my apologies.
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It seems my son left the house
with schmutz on his face.
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[spits]
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Now hold still. You are embarrassing me.
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Now why do you wanna go
and change Halloween?
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This kind of scaring is fun.
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Not like the actual scary things
children deal with in real life.
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Is Crash making sense?
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And defying gravity.
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How does he not topple forward?
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A good scare can turn a child
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into a quivering glob of jelly
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who has to sleep
with his mommy every night.
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But enough about my Pesto.
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She's not my real mother.
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I've heard enough.
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All in favor
of a scare-free, costume-free Halloween?
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Oh, come on! You're kidding me.
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You might as well take away candy too!
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Crash, no!
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That's a brilliant idea.
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We'll replace sweets with vegetables.
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[gasps] We can call it "Health-o-ween."
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Boo!
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You can't just give kids vegetables.
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Why not?
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Hey, I'm Mr. Pesto's father,
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and I'm here to tell you
that vegetables give my son gas.
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Only cauliflower.
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Happy Health-o-ween.
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Have some carrots.
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Do you believe that?
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I know. Free carrots.
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You have no right.
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I bought those Butterscotch melties
with my own money!
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Where does she get off?
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Just wish I weren't so darned attracted
to the angry ones.
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It doesn't look like you're gonna make it
into the Nightmare Society.
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Nightmare Society?
Where'd you hear that nonsense?
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I know. It's just a legend.
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I just wish Halloween
was back the way it was
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before Mrs. Phlerger phlerged it all up.
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I hear you, brother.
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Your family appreciates Halloween.
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Heck, your sister's one
of the best scarers I'd ever seen.
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[screams]
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I hope you brought
a pair of backup pants.
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Oh, rats.
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She scared
the sports drink right out of me.
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[panting]
I saw Mrs. Phlerger hide the candy.
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Take me there. Can you throw this out?
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I'm still a little nervous
around trash cans.
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Let's go.
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Every time I hear a story about Amanda,
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I love her even more. Don't you?
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-No.
-Oh, right, sorry.
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Sometimes I forget she's your sister
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'cause you're dumpy and she's so hot.
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Wow. Why don't you tell
me how you really feel?
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Okay. I wanna kiss your sister,
and you make me want to throw up.
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[chuckles]
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[both scream]
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Come on. Help me jimmy the poop locker.
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There's a poop locker?
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Here I've been wasting
hours a day on that dumb toilet.
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[laughs] We're billionaires!
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I'll go tell the kids.
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I'm finally gonna be the cool teacher.
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Take that, Mr. Langevine.
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[laughs]
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All right. Feast your eyes on this.
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Where'd the...?
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The candy was right here.
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Crash was guarding it.
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Wait a minute,
you left Crash in charge of candy?
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Why couldn't Mr. Langevine have found it?
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[grunts] Does anyone have
an after candy mint?
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You ate all the candy?
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No.
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Wait, I mean yes.
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You guys aren't mad, are you?
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[Crash panting] Running is hard.
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Oh, no!
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You missed me. [laughing]
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Crash is not a piñata. Leave him alone.
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Thanks, Bernstein.
They're after my taffy.
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You have taffy?
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Piñata!
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[Crash] Piñata!
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-[kids cheering]
-I'm Halloween.
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[chuckles]
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00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,877
Don't tell the other kids,
but I still have Nougat in my underpants.
265
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,180
-Are you eating candy?
-Hmm-mm.
266
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,088
Shame on you. You're a teacher.
267
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,677
Drop it. Drop it.
268
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,222
Drop it. Drop--drop it.
269
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,385
Drop it.
270
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,387
Ooh.
271
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,806
I found Phlerger's folder on the floor.
272
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,727
What?
273
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,895
I found Phlerger's folder on the floor.
274
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,936
-Now 10 times fast.
-I found--
275
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,605
Oh, Bernstein.
276
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,867
For a dumb guy you sure are crafty.
277
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:21,829
Give me that.
278
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,123
She wants to take Health-o-ween national.
279
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,504
It's not just our lives
she wants to ruin,
280
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,751
-it's every kid in America.
-[Crash] Whoa.
281
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,344
I'm hanging onto this.
282
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,513
-[yelps]
-[horror music]
283
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,006
[Crash's voice]
"We have been watching you.
284
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,265
Meet us at your hangout tonight at 7:30.
285
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,058
Signed, the Nightmare Society."
286
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,694
[maniacal laughter]
287
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,478
Crash.
288
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,606
What did I tell you
about reading over my shoulder?
289
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,823
Sorry.
290
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,988
[spooky music]
291
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,075
Hello?
292
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:07,995
Is anyone here?
293
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:14,250
[howling]
294
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,666
Crash, get down here.
295
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,634
[grunts]
296
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,590
Where is everybody?
297
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,723
I don't know.
298
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,338
I was really hoping
the Nightmare Society was real.
299
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,177
-Yeah.
-[clanging]
300
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,312
Who are you?
301
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,887
-I have pepper spray.
-You do?
302
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,386
No, it's just peppermint breath spray.
303
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,477
Let me try some.
304
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,312
-Ugh!
-You okay?
305
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,146
I'm fine. I feel nothing.
306
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,281
Oh, my eyes!
307
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,360
Oh!
308
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,654
Oh, it burns!
309
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,607
[shouts] It burns, it burns!
310
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,567
Oh! Oh, the horror!
311
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,487
Oh, oh, oh!
312
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:51,786
It's like a volcano made a baby
with a chili pepper in my eyes!
313
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:55,593
[screaming]
314
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,749
Okay, I'm fine.
315
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,672
[man's distorted voice] Silence!
316
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,837
We are the Nightmare Society.
317
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,175
We are a secret organization,
318
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,010
and we shall remain anonymous.
319
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,597
Coach Urkhart?
320
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,682
Dang it. That was my scary voice.
321
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,555
Oh, well. Let me introduce the crew.
322
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,476
Pete Rutman.
323
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,523
He made the school hallways
flow blood red
324
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,777
with tomato soup.
325
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,238
[gasps] I am humbled.
326
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,319
And hungry.
327
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,025
Andy Damonte.
328
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,445
His hologram vampire
329
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,913
chased the girls' cross country team
330
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,492
two miles into Klamath Lake.
331
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,618
Gives me the chills
just thinking about it.
332
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,714
Running two miles.
333
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,045
And of course, you know Abe Lincoln.
334
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,627
How is Abe Lincoln a Halloween legend?
335
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,176
It's my costume.
336
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,968
Oh, she is good.
337
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,675
So Amanda's good with costumes,
338
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,016
he does the soup thing,
339
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,351
Andy's the hologram guy,
340
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,436
how'd you get in?
341
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,980
People say I'm naturally creepy.
342
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,443
Oh, yeah.
343
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,074
So why am I here?
344
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,402
I scared like one person
345
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,406
before Mrs. Phlerger ruined everything.
346
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,408
You're the chosen one.
You have to save Halloween.
347
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,081
Wait, why am I the chosen one?
348
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,120
[sighs] That's what I said.
349
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,463
But I got outvoted.
350
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,039
If you can stop Mrs. Phlerger
from ruining Halloween,
351
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,415
you'll be entered into the book.
352
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,923
That is so cool!
353
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,505
[light buzzes]
354
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,377
Dang it, Andy.
I told you to check the batteries.
355
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,894
Good luck, Wyatt.
356
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,853
[Amanda's voice] We'll be watching.
357
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,694
Well, I finally get
what Pesto sees in your sister.
358
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,694
From the back, she's kind of pretty.
359
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,616
[humming]
360
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,328
[gasps] Free candy?
361
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,579
It says "candy free."
362
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,950
Yes, candy free for me.
363
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,458
Ahh, ahh.
364
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,290
In a school full of annoying children,
365
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,536
you are the most annoying.
366
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,497
[deep breath] I'm number one!
367
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:07,127
Candy free for me? Ahh, ahh.
368
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,046
Ohh.
369
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,516
All week,
we've been dying to scare people,
370
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,558
but Phlerger wouldn't let us.
371
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,272
So now we're gonna scare her so bad
372
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,773
that she gives up
on this stupid health-o-ween idea.
373
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,435
Except for the carrots, right?
374
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,074
If this works, I'll buy you some carrots.
375
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,571
And hummus? I need a dipping sauce.
376
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,986
Look, Pesto,
377
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,914
you distract Mrs. Phlerger
by asking her what time it is.
378
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,163
Okay, got it.
379
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,325
You need me
to write it down on your hand?
380
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,423
-No, I said I got it.
-Okay.
381
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,958
Crash, do the thing with your head.
382
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,041
[chuckles]
383
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,670
Na-na!
384
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:44,963
Epic.
385
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,666
-But I meant the other thing.
-Oh.
386
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,126
[cloth tearing]
387
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,551
Let's do this.
388
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,771
Now all we have to do is paint you
with glow in the dark paint.
389
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,269
Run, legs, run!
390
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,318
-Mrs. Phlerger, can I ask you a question?
-What is it, Pesto?
391
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,735
Shoot.
392
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,738
That's a very lovely dress.
393
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,077
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
394
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,829
Oh... Okay.
395
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,844
"That's a very lovely dress"?
Who says that?
396
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,010
I forgot my line.
397
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,177
Halloween's supposed to be creepy, Pesto,
398
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,588
not super creepy.
399
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,018
Mrs. Phlerger, there's a candy bar
in the vending machine.
400
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,729
If you have change for a dollar,
I can get it out of there
401
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,060
and see that it's destroyed.
402
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,645
You are a health-o-ween hero.
403
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,487
I'm a head.
404
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,398
[screams]
405
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,119
Whoo!
406
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,529
Phlerger's coming.
407
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,197
Okay, Crash is all painted.
408
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,615
-Where's his head?
-I don't know.
409
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,004
Hey, you.
410
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,633
Not you.
411
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,499
You! The other guy.
412
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,126
With the bad haircut.
413
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,383
Yeah, you.
414
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:10,971
Nice haircut.
415
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,009
[chuckles]
416
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:18,849
But-but-but-but- but-but-but-but!
417
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,772
[muffled crying]
418
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,146
Compose.
419
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,324
Center.
420
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,242
Find Gretchen.
421
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,406
There you are. Hi, Gretchen.
422
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,281
[mouths words]
423
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,736
[screams] What the...?
424
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,254
Okay, this is not funny!
425
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,286
And I know not funny.
426
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:53,343
[kids moaning] Mrs. Phlerger.
427
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,255
If you think
you're scaring me, you are not!
428
00:18:56,344 --> 00:19:00,274
-[moaning continues]
-[spooky music]
429
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,978
Leave Halloween alone.
430
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,610
And hands off
other people's butterscotch.
431
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,651
[screams]
432
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,235
[screams]
433
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,964
[both scream]
434
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,581
[screams]
435
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,253
Whoa.
436
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,667
[scratchy] You...
437
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,835
My voice.
438
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,182
I'm losing it from all this screaming.
439
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,388
I'll get you, all of you,
440
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,009
and your little doll too!
441
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,515
[screaming]
442
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,984
-Whoa.
-[shrieks]
443
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,233
[screams]
444
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,484
Witch!
445
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:54,485
[kids chanting]
Witch, witch, witch, witch!
446
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,029
That's it!
447
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,662
I'm finished with you, monsters!
448
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,819
I quit!
449
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,279
What is this thing still doing up?
450
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,368
I told you to take it down.
451
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,369
[shouts]
452
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,877
Well, Wyatt, you did it.
Welcome to the Nightmare Society.
453
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,875
That's my picture. I'm in!
454
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,177
You saved Halloween.
455
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,800
By the way, dues are eight dollars.
456
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,257
If you can get that to me
by lunch, I'd appreciate it.
457
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,477
I'm not a piñata!
458
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,948
Hey, Bernstein.
459
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,608
Way to save Halloween.
460
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,197
Face slam!
461
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,241
Uh, no, thanks.
462
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,655
[groans]
463
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,788
-[doorbell rings]
-Doorbell.
464
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,380
Ugh, I have to do everything around here.
465
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,801
[grunts]
466
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,592
[kids] Trick or treat.
467
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,716
Wow! Awesome dinosaur.
468
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,348
Ooh! Scary alien.
469
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,098
Doctor.
470
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,017
Bye.
471
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,149
-Thank you.
-Bye.
472
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,937
Oh. Hi, Amanda.
473
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,277
-Hey, Crash.
-[yelps]
474
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,071
But--but you're--
475
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,695
And you're--
476
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,911
[screams]
477
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,622
Cleo, what did I tell you
about borrowing my costume?
478
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,583
[Cleo's voice] But it's Halloween...
[whispering] By Cleo.
479
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,502
♪ Crash and Bern , hard core ♪
480
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,008
♪ Bass, bass ♪
481
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,046
♪ What ♪
482
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:48,635
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
483
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,975
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
484
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,770
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
485
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,057
♪ Good call ♪
486
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,187
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
487
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,994
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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