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[grunts]
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Hey, Crash.
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Bernstein! Just in time!
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Now that I have a new nose,
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we can both enjoy
my world famous smell-smoothie.
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I'm gonna put
the ingredients in the blender. Ah!
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That's the garbage disposal.
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-[grunts]
-[guitar riff plays]
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Whoa. Guess that was the wrong switch.
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Yeah, but your nose
looks great in that light.
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It's so big and...
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shiny and...
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big.
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I'm telling you, Bernstein,
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this nose has changed my life.
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I had no idea how much my mouth
would appreciate the shade.
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And the best part of all
about my new nose,
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this baby packs a mean snot rocket.
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No!
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Is that all you got, nose face?
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I got more.
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I'm going double barrel.
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Fire in the hole!
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[strains]
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It went down the drain.
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Okay, don't panic.
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Let me turn the light on so I can find it.
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-[disposal whirring]
-[gasps]
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-[whirring stops]
-[grunting]
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That was close.
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I almost ruined it.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Guys.
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Guys, I finally got it.
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We know, Pesto.
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We've all seen your armpit hair.
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No. No.
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Bloody Butcher 2 , the video game.
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And I'll have you know,
there's a hair on each side now.
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I wanna pick
my Bloody Butcher character.
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I'm thinking... Victor von Meatloaf.
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I'm thinking Bernstein von...
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-...first game.
-What?
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-Let the butchering begin.
-Yeah.
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Ugh!
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[giggling]
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Ugh! What guy wants to come home
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to an apartment
full of pretty high school girls?
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[groans]
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Amanda, get out.
I told you, we're playing video games.
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Not in here, you're not.
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Zoe's showing us her new modeling shots.
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You have to get shots to be a model?
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I'm talking about photos.
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And once I get mine, I'll be a model too.
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[whispers] You don't have
to get shots, do you?
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Amanda, I think it's great
you're chasing your dreams.
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There's a dream
I've been chasing for years.
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Let me catch you.
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I don't wanna hang out
in this girl-atorium anyway.
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Unless you have nachos.
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Do you have nachos? Huh?
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That's what I thought!
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I'll go check the bedroom.
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[dance music playing]
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[gasps] More girls!
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Crash, get out!
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This is a private event hosted by...
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[breathy] Cleo party division.
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[mutters]
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They've taken over the bedroom too!
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[panting]
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Get out, Crash.
We're playing seek and hide.
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You mean hide and seek?
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I play it by my own rules.
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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Oh, no! They're multiplying!
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[screams]
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We're too late.
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They're everywhere!
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Get out of here.
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How are we supposed to become models
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when there's a bunch of guys
standing around gawking at us?
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Gawking? More like gagging.
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[chuckles]
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Dude, you're drooling.
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Fine. We'll leave,
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but let's see you girls
try to survive withoutthis.
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Yeah, or...
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This.
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We're taking this man show on the road.
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[chuckles]
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Stupid sisters and their stupid... faces.
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We need a new place to hang out.
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There's a break room
in my nana's assisted living facility.
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They have pudding.
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[British accent] Well, I must say
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the way those young ladies
behaved back there
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was downright barbaric.
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What's with the new nose?
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[normal voice] I have a bunch of them.
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I feel like less of a man without a nose.
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But carrying a jewelry case
makes you feel like more of a man?
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It's not a jewelry case.
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It's a nose purse.
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-Let me try on one.
-Hey.
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Not that nose.
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It's where I keep my jelly.
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[hums]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh. Delicious.
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Why do you keep jelly in your nose?
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-Want some?
-No!
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That's why I keep it in my nose.
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[sighs] You know, this place isn't so bad.
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We should just hang out here.
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[suspenseful music]
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Get off our sidewalk.
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Who are you?
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You don't even live around here.
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True. But if you don't leave,
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my men and I will crush you
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like Algominth crushed the Clacnovians
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when he conquered the invisible fortress
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of Persetopia.
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Uh...
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-We don't know what that is.
-Yeah.
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Algominth.
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From The Warlock's Code ?
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Yeah, we never played that game.
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It's a book.
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Oh.
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We never played that book.
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No, you don't--
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This land belongs to us.
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It has been in my family for generations.
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But you just admitted you don't live here.
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Like Algorithm.
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Algominth!
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He's only the sole heir
to the Hilgonthian throne.
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Okay, well,
tell him I'm sorry next time you...
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read him.
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Look dude, this is our hang out.
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So why don't you and your men
go talk weird somewhere else.
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Yeah. What are you gonna do?
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Fight some kids
who are way smaller than you
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just so you can kick them off a sidewalk
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and make them ride Wyatt like a pony?
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[laughing]
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Why'd you throw in the pony thing?
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I always wanted a pony. Giddy up!
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Okay, Bernstein,
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I know you're bummed about those losers
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kicking us off our spot,
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but I found us a new hangout.
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No way! I can't wait to see it!
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Unless it's in your bed under the covers.
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I'll call you back.
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I found a great place.
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It's like the beach.
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There's sand everywhere,
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and you can dig for buried treasure.
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Are you in a cat's litter box?
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I'll call you back.
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Bernstein, I'm telling you,
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this time it's the real deal!
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Crash, nobody wants to hang out
in an abandoned sewer pipe.
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Who said anything
about it being abandoned?
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[toilet flushing]
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I'll call you back.
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[screams]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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You know, as long as you're lurking
you might as well help me.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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I wasn't lurking. I was just...
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hiding so I could be near
you without you knowing.
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Just get over here and take some pictures.
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I'd love to.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Not pictures of you.
You're so egotistical.
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Pictures of me. Me, me, me.
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Show me sassy.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Show me flirty.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Excellent. Now show me angry.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Now show me how to work this camera,
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because I'm pretty much pushing
random buttons and saying stuff.
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Pesto!
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Okay, so we're back to angry.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Get ready, guys. The search is over.
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I found us the most epic hangout ever.
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[Crash] Whoa.
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How did you find this place?
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Are we still in America?
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It's an old fireworks factory.
Things blew up here.
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Oh. Then maybe,
I shouldn't have lit this fuse.
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That's my shoelace!
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-Boom!
-[screams]
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This place has tons of potential.
We just have to fix it up.
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What's the best part
about fixing up stuff?
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-[Crash and Wyatt] Power tools.
-Lemonade breaks.
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And power tools.
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-[engine running]
-[blubbering]
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[grunting]
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Hn, heavy. [grunting]
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[mock grunting]
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Oh, yeah.
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[mock grunting]
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Oh, we done?
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Cool.
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Look, I found some old records.
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Awesome. Let's see if they still work.
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Yeah, still work.
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And they sound good.
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What do you mean you spent
all your allowance coming to my parties?
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Great. Now,
the entire seventh grade is broke.
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I need a new market to exploit.
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Can you keep it down?
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I'm counting my money
from the tooth fairy.
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I wonder who gives her money
when she loses a tooth.
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[thinking]
Cleo, think before you do this.
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Are you okay taking advantageof your baby sister?
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I feel nothing.
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Jasmine,
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how many friends do you have?
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I don't know. A million?
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You think you can get ten of them
to come to a dance party?
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You think you can cut me in for half?
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[thinking] I'm gonna buy a unicorn.
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Okay, we have to give the hangout a name.
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I was thinking
either "the hang," "the junk lot," the--
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What the...?
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Ooh. The "what the."
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I like it.
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What are you doing here? This is ours.
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I didn't see your battle flag.
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What kind of loser has a battle flag?
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[trumpets]
266
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:15,113
Now leave, or we'll do to you
267
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,283
what Prince Jarmithia
did to the Vospan army
268
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,873
at the rock fortress of Kwun.
269
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,409
-Yeah, we still haven't read that book.
-Yeah.
270
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,705
Seriously?
271
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,668
Guys, you don't know
what you're missing. It's fantastic.
272
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,329
-I can lend you my copy.
-[clears throat]
273
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,248
I mean...
274
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:33,879
Leave.
275
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,672
And don't come back.
276
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,625
This is our land now!
277
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,717
[ululating]
278
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:45,888
What are you gonna do?
279
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,064
Fight us and make us wear our underwear
280
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,893
on the outside of our pants?
281
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,396
I don't know why
I keep giving them ideas.
282
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,691
I don't know why you switched to a thong.
283
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,573
My cheeks need to breathe, Bernstein.
284
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,250
[Wyatt sighs]
285
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,921
We didn't fix up this place
just so we could get kicked out
286
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,541
by the lord of the dweebs.
287
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,257
I say we end this right now
and take back our hangout.
288
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,009
Whoa, but Bernstein,
Bernstein, Bernstein,
289
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,970
take a chillax-ative.
290
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,885
First, let's try it my way.
291
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:29,017
I've got a plan that probably won't work.
292
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,191
[clears throat]
293
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,766
[in southern accent]
Pardon me for interrupting
294
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,606
your Nerd Olympics.
295
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,204
I am a southern millionaire.
296
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,238
And you fellas
are trespassing on my property.
297
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:47,203
As you can see, my name is on this deed.
298
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,326
This is a receipt
for a three-pack of thongs.
299
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,247
Apparently, my accountants
have provided me
300
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,545
with improper paperwork.
301
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,799
Not a problem.
302
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,670
Why don't you have a seat
and we can discuss it?
303
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,677
Ah. Your hospitality is much appreciated.
304
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,062
Whoo!
305
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,653
-[strumming]
-Mmm.
306
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,480
Excellent lute plucking, Andre.
307
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,152
I'd get away from that car if I were you.
308
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,197
Who are you?
309
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,489
Doctor Hunter Ghost.
310
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,623
Ghost hunter.
311
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,911
[imitates beeping]
312
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:34,043
Oh, this car is crawling
with supernatural paranormal ghost stuff.
313
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,384
[beeping]
314
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,498
Oh, you should run.
315
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,134
[beeping faster] Get out.
316
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,671
[beeping intensifies] Get out!
317
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,474
-[mock beeping]
-[mock beeping]
318
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,799
Whoa, I'm sensing
some spirits over in the catapult.
319
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,175
You should check it out.
320
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,062
Oh, hey. That's a--
That's a nice detector you got there.
321
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,850
What's that, the TS-480?
322
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,226
Wait a minute.
323
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,692
I'm not falling for that again.
324
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,733
I'm gonna stand over here,
325
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,607
right in front of the catapult.
326
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,033
[grunts]
327
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,156
[ululating]
328
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,963
[Crash] Joke's on you.
I'm not a real ghost hunter.
329
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,172
Why hasn't that stupid modeling agency
written me back yet?
330
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,625
It's all I can think about.
331
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,627
Pesto, talk to me,
so I can distract myself.
332
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,968
Really? You want me to talk to you?
333
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,313
-I've prepared several discussion topics--
-[computer beeps]
334
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,930
Shut your hole. They wrote me back.
335
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,642
They wanna offer me a job.
336
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,478
I'm gonna be a model.
337
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,903
Oh, they attached
the picture they liked the most.
338
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,114
[Pesto] That's me.
339
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,614
I do look good.
340
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,605
[scoffs]
341
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,526
I forgot to delete those pictures.
342
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,405
This has to be a mistake.
343
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,503
Why would a modeling agency
want a rat with hair gel?
344
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,003
Yes.
345
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,333
You noticed my hair gel.
346
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,960
"We look forward to representing you.
347
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,586
P.S. Your girlfriend is very pretty."
348
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,644
-They think I'm pretty.
-They think you're my girlfriend.
349
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,812
It may not be a vacant lot
next to an abandoned fireworks factory,
350
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,566
but you gotta admit
the elevator is a pretty cool hangout.
351
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,782
I can't believe the cord
reached all the way to the apartment.
352
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,531
Yeah. Kind of an electrical genius.
353
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,660
-[shouts]
-[elevator dings]
354
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,171
Beat it, boy meat.
We're having an elevator dance party.
355
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,881
Whoo-whoo. Holler!
356
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,132
[dance music playing]
357
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,012
There's a two glow stick minimum, people.
358
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,552
10 bucks a stick.
359
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,806
[sighs] That's it.
I'm sick of being pushed around.
360
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,520
Emily, you are lucky you're seven.
361
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,938
Let's go, Crash.
362
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,771
We're getting rid of those losers
and taking our hangout back.
363
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,276
But Bernstein, there's no way
we'll get rid of those guys.
364
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,240
Trust me. I've tried.
365
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,200
I even used my inferior intellect.
366
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,582
We can do this.
367
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,118
Me and you together, nothing can stop us.
368
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,702
-Put on your fighting nose.
-Okay.
369
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,418
Hey, all right.
370
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,919
Let's go bust up a dance party.
371
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,209
-I meant the hangout.
-Oh.
372
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,432
Listen up.
373
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,719
This is our hangout and we want it back.
374
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,223
You can either surrender
375
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,095
or we'll punish you like the Plenian army
376
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,982
punished Lord Hecumus
at the Battle of Seven Serpents.
377
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,270
No way! You read the book?
378
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,774
No, I just read the summary online.
379
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,105
It was lame.
380
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,480
-Super lame.
-Yeah.
381
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,776
Even I thought so.
382
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,239
And my opinion of what's cool
is usually the subject of lengthy debate.
383
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,369
So what? You think
we're just gonna surrender?
384
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,240
We're not afraid
of a couple middle school kids.
385
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,618
-Oh yeah?
-[snaps]
386
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,964
[epic music]
387
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,711
How about an army of middle school kids?
388
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:06,634
[chuckles]
389
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,591
Ooh. Oh! We're so scared.
390
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,093
You should be scared.
391
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,756
You may be bigger than us,
392
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,512
but we've got courage and heart and...
393
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,095
Wait, what did the scarecrow want?
394
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,182
Brains.
395
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,766
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
396
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,557
Okay, well, we've got courage and heart.
397
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,819
And we mean business.
398
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,319
Will there be pain? Yes.
399
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,112
But we laugh at pain.
400
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,985
Will there be humiliation? You bet.
401
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,164
But we're not gonna back down
402
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,162
just because you might wax off
our eyebrows
403
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,254
and then draw them on a little higher
so that we always look surprised.
404
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,707
We came to fight.
405
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,043
And fight we will,
406
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,668
even if some of us
have to miss our piano lessons.
407
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,594
We are strong.
408
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,758
And we will defeat you.
409
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,266
And none of us will back down
until the fight is won!
410
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,308
Crud.
411
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,935
Well, I'm impressed you two stayed.
412
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,606
I'd never leave your side in battle.
413
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,153
He tried to run, but his foot got stuck.
414
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,486
Don't mess with me.
These hands are registered...
415
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,156
with the Pierre Chateau Modeling Agency.
416
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,420
If words were daggers, we'd all be slain.
417
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,301
But they're not.
418
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:34,418
So be gone
before one of you gets a bloody nose.
419
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,764
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
420
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,308
Why aren't pancakes a fruit?
421
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,719
No.
422
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,349
Come closer. I'll show you a bloody nose.
423
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,152
[growls]
424
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,858
[Crash] Oh! My nose! [screaming]
425
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,030
[vomits]
426
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,112
[spits]
427
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,569
Who's next?
428
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,077
This kid
is as mad as the moons of Detrimor.
429
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,910
[squeals] Retreat to Randy's mom's house!
430
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,286
[screams]
431
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,090
Bernstein, you're a genius.
432
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,128
You got our hangout back.
433
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,512
This calls for my face slam nose.
434
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,509
Dude, no offense,
but I like you better without a nose.
435
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,932
Thanks, Bernstein.
436
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:19,930
Face slam!
437
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,261
[both grunt]
438
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,935
This is my battle flag. [chuckles]
439
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,935
Well,
that should keep people out of here.
440
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,902
[chuckles]
441
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,566
♪ Brave Sir BernsteinWanted a place to hang ♪
442
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,454
♪ But his plans were foiledBy a nerdy teenage gang ♪
443
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,372
♪ That's when Crash The GreatTried to save the day ♪
444
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,371
♪ But those warlock kidsCatapulted him away ♪
445
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,504
♪ So brave Sir BernsteinStood up to his foes ♪
446
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:54,882
♪ He grabbed Crash The GreatAnd bit off his jelly nose ♪
447
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,301
-May I?
-Sure.
448
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:15,401
♪ Bit off his jelly nose ♪
449
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,405
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
450
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,834
♪ Bass, bass ♪
451
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:28,834
♪ What ♪
452
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,710
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
453
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,883
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
454
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,341
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
455
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,722
♪ Good call ♪
456
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,718
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
457
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,800
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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