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You are the master.
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You have unlimited
power on this canvas.
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This is probably the only
place I do have any power.
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But on this canvas,
why, I can do anything.
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Anything. And you can, too.
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You can, too.
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And maybe there's
something back in here.
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I want to put leaves
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on this tree, so we're gonna lose
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a great deal of detail.
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Ooh, see, that one there,
he-he had a rough life.
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Got bent and hurt.
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There we go.
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What? What is it? What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Is it the painting guy?
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'Cause we don't have
to watch it anymore.
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Let's start here. Decide
which tree is farthest away.
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- No, he's fine.
- Okay.
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Well, why do you keep...
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like, you know?
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Your parents are downstairs.
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They're watching NCIS.
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They won't hear anything. Come on.
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Okay. Chad.
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Jesus, Kelley, what the hell?
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I'm not comfortable.
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How many times do I have to say that?
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It's just that it's always something.
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You don't feel comfortable.
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My parents. This isn't special enough.
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I mean, we've been
together for what, six months?
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- All right, what's your point?
- My point is
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is that it's not normal.
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Okay, wait, it's not a race.
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I-I don't see why we have to rush it
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and we can't just, like, let it happen.
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It was happening.
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It was so happening
it's not even funny.
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I mean, just talk to
me. Tell me, is it...
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is it me or-or what?
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It's not you. I just...
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I like to take my time.
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- Since when?
- What does that mean?
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Nothing. I didn't mean it.
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No, you can't just throw that out there
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with that tone and
then say it's nothing.
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What did you mean?
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I mean, you didn't wait six months
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when you were with Tom Jarecki.
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And who told you that?
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Tom Jarecki?
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All right, look, I shouldn't have
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- said anything. I'm sorry. I
just... No, no, no. - Yeah, no shit.
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Kelley, what are you
doing? Where are you going?
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You're being an
asshole. I'm going home.
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What about the history test?
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One of us is gonna fail it.
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I'll let you guess who.
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Kelley.
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Kelley!
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Beat the devil out of it.
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Go back to...
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I'm gonna die a virgin.
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I still can't believe you thought
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that Happy Painter shit was gonna work.
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Four words: auto sensory
meridian response.
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What's that?
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It's this hyper-relaxed mental state,
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and people who watch Bob Ross
are supposed to get it big-time.
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Guy on reddit said
it's like a head orgasm.
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Female Viagra.
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How'd you even get her to watch it?
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Told her it was a game.
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Every time he says
"happy trees," we kiss.
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And it was going amazing.
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Till it wasn't.
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Do you want to know what
makes girls get on the crazy train?
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It's not about relaxation.
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It's fear.
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Fear?
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Why do you think horror
films were invented?
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Back in the 1930s, do you
think guys were bringing
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their sweethearts to watch Dracula
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because they liked Tod
Browning's mise-en-sc�ne?
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No, dude. They wanted Lugosi
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to give them a chance at some skirt.
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Fear is the ticket.
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You tickle that
fight-or-flight response,
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she's an oyster ready for shucking.
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Or I could just stop
trying to coerce her
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and let her do it when she's ready.
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Bro, this is not the time to bring
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a knife to a gunfight.
Your reputation's at stake.
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All right, unpopular opinion:
horror films suck now.
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They're either low-rent shit
to fill up a streaming menu
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or pretentious crap
that puts you to sleep.
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- What's left?
- Didn't you hear
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about how drive-in movie
theaters are coming back?
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Well, those film nuts
who restored Starlite
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are having a screening.
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They got a print of Rabbit Rabbit.
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Rabbit Rabbit? What is that?
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Just the most infamous cursed film
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in cinema history.
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It was only ever
shown once back in '86.
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Maybe it's not cursed.
Maybe it just sucks.
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Or maybe when the screening was over,
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six people were dead.
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Massacred.
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At first, they thought it was,
like, a shooting or a gang fight
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that got real.
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But survivors say that the audience
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just started attacking each other.
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They just went crazy.
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There were all these
theories that someone spiked
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the soda machine with
shrooms or a gas leak
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or even hallucinogenic mold.
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But if you read Bloody Disgusting
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or Dread Central, you
know the other story.
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That the film made those people crazy.
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- The film?
-Yeah. The picture and the sound.
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Somehow, they fuck with the brain.
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Okay.
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Tell me why they hauled the
director in front of Congress,
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why he ended up doing time,
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and why they destroyed
all of the prints.
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Or, at least, they thought.
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Word is
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the print came from
the director himself.
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Could be the only one in existence.
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I got up at 3:00 a.m.
to snag the tickets.
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There's only room for 60 cars.
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I got one extra ticket if you want it.
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- Not cheap.
- What's it even about?
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I don't know. I don't even
know what the title means.
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I guess we'll find out.
If we live through it.
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All right, hold on.
Tell me that you guys
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aren't actually believing
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that this film's gonna
turn people into killers.
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Well, I mean, no.
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I-It's an urban legend, but who cares?
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All that matters is
that it might be true.
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Fight-or-flight.
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I mean, you and Kelley
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alone in your car
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watching the most
dangerous film ever made.
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Trust me. The Happy Painter?
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Think about how happy you're gonna be
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when she's painting
your dick with her lips.
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Ooh!
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Six people are dead,
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killed watching your movie.
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This committee is absurd.
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We're Americans
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concerned about the
effect of violent content
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on our society.
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In an interview with Fangoria magazine,
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you said that your film, and I quote,
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"would break people's souls"
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and that anyone who saw it
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would be damaged forever.
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Well, I was, uh, promoting my movie.
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Like you're helping me do right now.
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So, you think all of this attention
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will just increase your audience?
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I think if you're not getting a
check from studio publicity,
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you're getting ripped off.
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Funny you should say that,
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Mr. Bitterman.
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I did get something from the studio,
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but it wasn't a check.
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It was a letter
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stating they've agreed to
pull your movie immediately.
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Not only that. They're going to destroy
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every print in existence.
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What do you have to say
about that, Mr. Bitterman?
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Well? No pithy comment?
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You bitch!
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I'm gonna kill you.
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- I'm gonna kill you!
- This guy is crazy.
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I won't stop until the
whole world sees my movie!
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I honestly just think
he's scared, you know?
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It's a guy thing. If you don't score
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by a certain time,
you're, like, a loser.
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You know what I think?
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- What?
- I think you're scared.
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- Of what?
- The dick.
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Look, you tell yourself
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that you want to take it
slow 'cause he's sweet
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and you don't want to scare him off,
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but really, you're
just scared of the dick.
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That's stupid.
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Yeah, that's what I'm
saying. Look, as an owner
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and a proud connoisseur of the dick,
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there is no reason to fear the dick.
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No, I mean that that is stupid
like I'm not scared of the dick.
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You wouldn't even go
there with Tom Jarecki.
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Jesus Christ. Did Tom Jarecki
open a website? Because
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half the school thinks that
I screwed him, and I didn't.
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And why? Because he was a jerk.
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And his pits smell weird.
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Thank God there's always an excuse.
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"He's a jerk. He's smelly." Mm.
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- Ew. Why?
- That right there.
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Your reaction. It says a lot.
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Yeah, it says I don't like
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people sticking their
fingers in my ear.
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Girl, it's just another orifice.
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If you can't handle
a finger in your ear,
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how are you gonna
handle a dick in your...
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There he is.
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My fanboy.
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He's obsessed with me.
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Me. As I am.
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It's everything.
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As he should be. You're lucky.
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Not as lucky as he's
gonna be tomorrow night.
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Oh, and you need to go
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talk to your mans while
he's still your mans.
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Uh...
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Prohibition wasn't about
the women's vote, was it?
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- No.
- No.
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That was suffrage.
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Yeah, I don't think the rest
of that test went any better.
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Don't.
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Don't what?
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You're about to say you're sorry.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and that I shouldn't
have pressured you
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and that I should probably be canceled
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for life.
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I hate apologies.
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Making them. Getting them.
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Just... Just a thing with me, so...
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Let's just pretend last
night didn't happen.
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Wish I could do that
with the history test,
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but...
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Well, since we're still going out...
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at least, I think we're
still going out, right?
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- Right.
- And you won't let me say I'm sorry,
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I got these tickets for this
really cool event tomorrow night
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if you wanted to come.
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It's once-in-a-lifetime.
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Oh, well, I never say
no to once-in-a-lifetime.
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Listen to me!
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This movie is cursed!
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It's real!
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It's not an urban legend.
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I was there.
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I was there in '86!
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Don't you see what happened to me?
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It's real!
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I'm telling you! Listen to me!
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This movie is cursed!
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Want me to run her off?
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- I was there!
-Technically, she's on our property.
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I saw the blood.
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Leave her where she is.
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She adds mystique.
261
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I am worried about
this asshat delivery guy.
262
00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:20,704
He was supposed to be here
with the print a half hour ago.
263
00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,274
Shit, Verna, we don't have the movie?
264
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,278
"Shit" is right.
265
00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,785
This one screening is
supposed to put us in the black.
266
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:30,089
If we have to hand out refunds...
267
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,227
- You're going to die!
- There'll be people dying, all right.
268
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:35,233
- Us.
- I saw people tear each other apart!
269
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,076
This movie is cursed!
270
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:44,284
Nice touch. The protester. It's very...
271
00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,959
Who's that one movie guy who puts,
272
00:11:47,992 --> 00:11:50,731
like, the electric shocks
on the theater seats?
273
00:11:50,764 --> 00:11:52,768
- The Tingler. William Castle.
- Yeah.
274
00:11:52,802 --> 00:11:54,839
- Yeah.
- Very much that guy.
275
00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:56,141
This movie's cursed!
276
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,281
It's not an urban legend. It's real!
277
00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:02,320
If you don't listen,
you're going to die!
278
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,324
You have one life to live.
279
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:07,063
- It's not worth it!
- Ticket?
280
00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:11,907
- Yeah.
- This movie's cursed!
281
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,276
It's not an urban legend.
282
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:13,748
It's real!
283
00:12:13,772 --> 00:12:15,113
Aisle three, number
six. Enjoy the show.
284
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:16,211
Thanks.
285
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,454
If you don't listen,
you're going to die!
286
00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,457
It's bigger than I thought.
287
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,461
Looks fun.
288
00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,577
- What's up, boys?
- What's happening? - Hi.
289
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,348
That's not a restrike.
That's an original one sheet.
290
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:08,486
- What does the title even mean?
- I googled it.
291
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,223
It's, uh, an old British superstition.
292
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,462
On the first day of the
month, you say "rabbit, rabbit."
293
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,999
It's supposed to buy
you 30 days of good luck.
294
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,905
Weird title for a movie that's cursed.
295
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,241
How bummed are you guys
gonna be when the movie ends
296
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:20,376
and everyone's still alive?
297
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,047
There's always tomorrow.
298
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,550
Tomorrow?
299
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,322
4chan says there's an encore
screening happening somewhere,
300
00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:28,225
but I can't find where.
301
00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,495
Oh, there's Dee.
302
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:32,200
And I don't want to die
on an empty stomach, so...
303
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,235
You want anything?
304
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:36,408
I'll have popcorn and a
Mountain Dew, please.
305
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,611
- As you wish.
- Thank you.
306
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:40,918
Hey, I'm sensing a vibe.
307
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:43,623
You a happy little tree? You
gonna get your brush clean?
308
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,197
Uh... Think I'm just gonna have
a good time tonight, you know?
309
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,967
It'll happen when it happens.
310
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,238
Your boy's looking tasty.
311
00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:53,275
Don't start on me.
312
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,981
Girl, I'm trying to get
you to start on him.
313
00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:58,887
Don't fear the dick. Right.
314
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,423
All I can say is
315
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:03,295
I don't need this movie
to turn me into a killer,
316
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,565
'cause I'm eating that boy alive
317
00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,569
the second the credits start rolling.
318
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:09,107
As long as I don't scare him off.
319
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,410
Or chicken out.
320
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:13,215
You won't. You got this. You got this.
321
00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:23,837
Oh, shit, that's the print.
322
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,475
Holy shit.
323
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,549
Hey!
324
00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:30,984
Crazy bitch.
325
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,187
Hey!
326
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,293
- What's your name?
- Uh, my name's Chad.
327
00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:36,563
Chad, find the fuse box
328
00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:38,032
and kill the power.
329
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,936
Anything.
330
00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:41,673
Don't let this happen!
331
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,444
Don't let what happen?
It's just a movie.
332
00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:46,381
I was there in '86.
333
00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:49,054
Me and my boyfriend,
we were Chain Saw fans,
334
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,325
and this was supposed to be scarier.
335
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,628
It wasn't even halfway over
336
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:55,366
before he was dead and I'd lost this.
337
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,470
My boyfriend ripped
it out with his teeth
338
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,107
and swallowed it.
339
00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,980
Hey! Little help?
340
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,484
If you care about her,
you'll do something.
341
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,321
At least get out of here!
342
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,325
Yeah, I'm sorry, I got to go.
343
00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:10,296
Listen to me!
344
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:12,300
It starts right away!
345
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,404
Don't look!
346
00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:16,543
- Don't let her look!
- Thanks.
347
00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,914
Let's go. Come on.
348
00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,340
You want to give me some space, buddy?
349
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,512
You run these at full juice, right?
350
00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:36,516
The sender wants to know.
351
00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:39,354
He says the movie
requires 16 footlamberts
352
00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:41,091
for the proper experience.
353
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,632
You tell your sender I ran the Kinotons
354
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:48,339
at the Osiris on Broadway for 40 years.
355
00:15:48,372 --> 00:15:50,176
I threaded Tatum O'Neal's first
356
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,681
and Joan Crawford's last.
357
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:57,056
When Kubrick tried to lecture
me on aspect ratios for Clockwork,
358
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,994
I told him to go fuck himself.
359
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,633
You know why you raise the
volume in a New York theater
360
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,102
during the winter?
361
00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:05,406
Because all the winter
coats suck up the sound
362
00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:09,247
and everything goes
dead. I know what I'm doing.
363
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:14,224
"Proper experience."
364
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,716
What was that protester
woman saying to you?
365
00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:28,787
She said that she was
at the screening in '86.
366
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,093
That's how she lost her eye.
367
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,466
You sound like you believe her.
368
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:39,274
Just, I'm not sure she's a plant.
369
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:41,445
You know, she was really upset.
370
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,615
Okay, well, if you're
trying to scare me,
371
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:43,950
it's not gonna work.
372
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:50,029
Okay, maybe a little.
373
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:58,212
You know the other night
when we had that fight?
374
00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,418
Yeah.
375
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,424
You were wrong.
376
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,430
It wasn't six months.
377
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,405
Tonight is six months.
378
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:13,810
Exactly.
379
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,647
Hmm.
380
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,389
And I want to make it special.
381
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,142
- Sparkling ice-cold...
- I can't believe it.
382
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,180
These are restored CBX Mark IIs.
383
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,619
I so love drive-in speaker porn,
384
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,789
but you better look at me right now.
385
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,528
This is a big deal.
386
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:42,501
I never thought I'd be
doing this with a guy.
387
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,104
Doing what?
388
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,609
You know how some
people need a lot of dates
389
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,649
- before they put out?
- Yeah.
390
00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,819
I'm not one of those people.
391
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,623
fresh, tasty popcorn
392
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,529
where that came from.
Try some. You'll enjoy it.
393
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,639
And now,
394
00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:03,710
our feature presentation.
395
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,775
Story of my life.
396
00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,722
- Forget the movie.
- Mm.
397
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,698
What was that?
398
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,702
Did you hear that?
399
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:44,999
Hey!
400
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,036
What are you doing in here?
401
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,528
Holy shit!
402
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,973
I can't see anything.
403
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,849
No, no. Wait, wait, hold on.
404
00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:27,718
We don't know what's
happening out there.
405
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,354
It's got to be a joke.
406
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:32,026
Like the protester, part of the show.
407
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:34,899
Go!
408
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:37,771
Go! Go! Get us out of here!
409
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,079
- Go! Go! Start the car!
- I'm going!
410
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,650
What the fuck?!
411
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,861
- Go! Watch out!
- Okay, I don't know where I'm going.
412
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,369
Dee?
413
00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:11,739
Keep driving.
414
00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:13,810
- Dee?
- Don't stop! Drive the car!
415
00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,416
I can see the entrance. There it is!
416
00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:19,555
Go! Fast!
417
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,790
I can't see.
418
00:22:26,869 --> 00:22:28,706
You okay?
419
00:22:30,109 --> 00:22:32,079
Oh, shit.
420
00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:33,983
We got to go.
421
00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:36,421
Come on.
422
00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,925
Come on, we got to go.
423
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,497
Come on.
424
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,838
Go. Go.
425
00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:57,798
- Chad!
- Go!
426
00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:58,800
Go! Go!
427
00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:15,867
Oh, my God.
428
00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:24,618
Their faces are chewed off.
429
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,830
This can't be happening.
430
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:33,670
- This can't be happening.
- Shit. Kelley.
431
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,874
- What?
- I don't have my phone.
432
00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:39,848
I don't have mine, either.
433
00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:42,186
Hold on, maybe
there's a landline in here.
434
00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:44,023
Um...
435
00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:45,894
Uh...
436
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:49,167
Fuck! It's fucking dead.
437
00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:24,170
Chad
438
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:28,813
Chad!
439
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,924
Die! Die!
440
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:54,163
Fucking die! Die! Die!
441
00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:55,934
- Bitch, die!
- Chad!
442
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,236
Chad, stop! Chad!
443
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:59,641
Chad, she's dead! She-She's dead!
444
00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:13,068
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
445
00:25:33,776 --> 00:25:35,112
How long?
446
00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:39,755
A few hours.
447
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,992
I let you sleep.
448
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,597
A lot of them ran off.
449
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,968
God knows what they're doing.
450
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:05,305
There's got to be a phone
out there we can use.
451
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,145
We got to call the police.
452
00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:09,848
And tell them what?
453
00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:13,255
That a movie turned
everyone into killers?
454
00:26:13,288 --> 00:26:15,058
- It's what happened.
- The cops are gonna
455
00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:17,296
lock us in a room and
ask us questions all day,
456
00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:19,635
and more people are
gonna get ripped apart.
457
00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:21,639
- More people?
- Milo said
458
00:26:21,672 --> 00:26:23,041
there's another screening
tonight, remember?
459
00:26:23,074 --> 00:26:24,945
Holy shit.
460
00:26:24,978 --> 00:26:27,818
Which means there's another print.
461
00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:30,022
Well, this one came from the director.
462
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,830
So then we find him...
463
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,869
and we cancel night two.
464
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:41,010
It was behind the desk.
465
00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:48,325
The delivery service
that dropped off the print.
466
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,895
They can tell us where
they picked it up from.
467
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,166
Let's go.
468
00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:57,109
Hold on, wait.
469
00:26:57,143 --> 00:26:58,946
Look, I know what you
said about the police,
470
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,950
but we can't do this by ourselves.
471
00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:03,355
They stand a much better chance
of finding this guy than we do.
472
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,092
- We just got to convince them...
- No, Chad.
473
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,062
Wait, Kelley.
474
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:11,906
Are you good with that?
475
00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,780
My dad's a Marine.
476
00:27:15,814 --> 00:27:17,751
Point, pump and pull.
477
00:28:16,769 --> 00:28:17,804
Come on.
478
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,826
Quinn?
479
00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:33,134
Quinn.
480
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,140
Hey, man, it's me.
481
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,713
It's Chad.
482
00:28:40,482 --> 00:28:42,286
Your friend.
483
00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,925
We've been friends since
the eighth grade, man.
484
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:45,894
Just think.
485
00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:48,064
Remember.
486
00:28:48,098 --> 00:28:50,937
Remember when we made hash
in Mr. Thanski's chemistry class
487
00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,308
and the school almost
called the DEA on us?
488
00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:55,479
- Chad.
- Hold on.
489
00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:56,815
Quinn.
490
00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,819
Okay? Think.
491
00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:02,026
Or when, uh, when
Milo was watching porn
492
00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,328
and he accidentally Bluetoothed it
493
00:29:03,361 --> 00:29:04,865
to the school intercom.
Do you remember that?
494
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:06,936
Quinn.
495
00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:08,238
Look at me, man.
496
00:29:09,508 --> 00:29:11,444
Just think.
497
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,317
It's me.
498
00:29:36,996 --> 00:29:39,233
You're right.
499
00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,972
Let's find a car,
500
00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,809
and let's hunt this
fucking director down.
501
00:29:55,265 --> 00:29:57,937
Yeah, that's the van.
502
00:29:57,971 --> 00:30:02,279
Who lives in a trailer
and drives a Rolls-Royce?
503
00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:05,218
Let's find out.
504
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,983
One officer was quoted as saying
505
00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:23,923
the carnage is unlike
anything he's ever seen.
506
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,860
Now, there are unconfirmed reports
507
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:28,866
of attacks spreading into the
surrounding neighborhoods,
508
00:30:28,899 --> 00:30:31,404
but so far, no one will go on record
509
00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,909
as to exactly what has happened here.
510
00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,014
I kicked ass is what happened.
511
00:30:36,047 --> 00:30:38,919
Cinema fucking history
is what happened!
512
00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,890
at least 100 people...
513
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,393
The chickens didn't just
come home to roost...
514
00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:47,136
Who the hell are you?
515
00:30:47,169 --> 00:30:49,140
The chickens, I guess.
516
00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:51,044
You must be Larry Bitterman.
517
00:30:51,077 --> 00:30:54,050
- What is this?
- We were there last night.
518
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,220
At the Starlite Drive-In.
519
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,358
To see your movie.
520
00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:01,030
I don't... I don't know
what you're talking about.
521
00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:04,070
Trust us, that is not the
road that you want to take.
522
00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:05,907
We've had a long night.
523
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,044
Okay, take it easy.
524
00:31:08,078 --> 00:31:10,282
What is it? Just tell me what you want.
525
00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:11,919
We want the other print.
526
00:31:11,952 --> 00:31:13,288
The other print?
527
00:31:13,321 --> 00:31:15,025
For the screening tonight.
528
00:31:15,058 --> 00:31:16,929
Oh, I'm sorry to say
you've been misinformed.
529
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,098
That...
530
00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,937
That was a one-time-only event.
531
00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:22,439
That was the last and final print.
532
00:31:22,473 --> 00:31:23,976
I promise.
533
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,613
It was on 4chan.
534
00:31:25,646 --> 00:31:28,619
Which means that you're
the last people on earth
535
00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:29,955
who believe what's on the Internet.
536
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,357
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
537
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,061
If you were at the drive-in
watching the movie,
538
00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:35,132
why weren't... I mean,
why aren't you...?
539
00:31:37,136 --> 00:31:39,106
You weren't even
540
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,077
paying attention, were
you? You were too busy
541
00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,580
laying pipe.
542
00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:44,116
See, this is why I hated the idea
543
00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,087
of premiering at a drive-in.
544
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,358
Half the people are raw
dogging it at any given time.
545
00:31:50,095 --> 00:31:52,232
But you must've seen
what happened, right?
546
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,236
Please...
547
00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:56,975
Paint me a word picture.
548
00:31:57,009 --> 00:32:00,616
It was my finest hour,
and I couldn't be there.
549
00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:02,520
Your finest hour?
550
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,125
Everyone went crazy.
551
00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:06,227
They were tearing each other apart.
552
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,098
"Everyone"?
553
00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,469
Every person who watched was affected?
554
00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:12,473
The response was 100%?
555
00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:15,885
Unbelievable.
556
00:32:15,909 --> 00:32:18,151
Our friends are
dead, and you're talking
557
00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:20,155
like it's an experiment
or a game score.
558
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,992
It's neither. It's a...
559
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,631
It's an experience. It's
a cinematic happening.
560
00:32:24,664 --> 00:32:26,535
A horror movie
561
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:29,006
where the horror isn't on-screen.
562
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:30,142
It's in the audience.
563
00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,549
Try to appreciate what
I'm talking about. Come on!
564
00:32:33,582 --> 00:32:35,252
I mean, you two must be
565
00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:37,156
film buffs or you wouldn't
have been there last night,
566
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,295
so you must know about the,
uh, subliminals in The Exorcist?
567
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,712
William Friedkin
568
00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:52,119
cut two frames of a
demon's face into reel six.
569
00:32:53,421 --> 00:32:55,560
People were throwing up in the aisles.
570
00:32:55,593 --> 00:32:58,031
There were cases of
women going into labor.
571
00:32:58,064 --> 00:33:00,202
One gave birth right in the theater.
572
00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,072
People thought they were possessed,
573
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,576
and all because of two frames,
574
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,078
two little frames,
575
00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:07,149
and some creative sound.
576
00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,086
In certain spots,
577
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,090
we mixed in the sound
of an angry beehive.
578
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,061
Oh, really got on people's nerves.
579
00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:16,200
Guess whose idea it
was, the subliminals.
580
00:33:16,234 --> 00:33:17,537
Yours?
581
00:33:18,572 --> 00:33:20,408
Second assistant cutter.
582
00:33:20,442 --> 00:33:22,312
We changed film forever.
583
00:33:22,346 --> 00:33:24,316
We should've won
Best Picture that year.
584
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,688
You know what did? The Sting.
585
00:33:26,722 --> 00:33:28,191
It was a travesty!
586
00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:29,728
I couldn't let that stand.
587
00:33:29,761 --> 00:33:31,598
I had to take it to the next level.
588
00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:35,205
So I raised money for my own movie.
589
00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:37,610
I was after the recipe, you see.
590
00:33:37,644 --> 00:33:41,484
The-the universal
combination of image and sound
591
00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:43,087
that would trigger
592
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:44,791
the fear center of every human brain.
593
00:33:44,824 --> 00:33:47,229
I studied intrusive memory formation,
594
00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,568
the CIA hijinks with MK-Ultra.
595
00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:51,738
Did you know flashes of 330 hertz
596
00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:56,615
can trigger seizures even
in people without epilepsy?
597
00:33:56,648 --> 00:33:58,586
I applied everything I learned
598
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:02,226
like Edison creating the light bulb.
599
00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:04,531
I used thousands of combinations
600
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,202
until one day, it happened.
601
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:17,790
I gave my editor some notes,
602
00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:20,262
and I came by to see what she'd done.
603
00:34:20,295 --> 00:34:22,065
Lanie?
604
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,091
Lanie, what are you...
605
00:34:38,532 --> 00:34:41,270
They put her away.
Combination of overwork
606
00:34:41,304 --> 00:34:43,241
and drugs.
607
00:34:43,274 --> 00:34:45,646
I knew the real score.
608
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,320
I knew the film was ready.
609
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,825
I found a distributor.
610
00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:54,129
Opened in one regional venue.
611
00:34:54,163 --> 00:34:56,635
Just a special engagement
to build word of mouth.
612
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,438
And the response
613
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,509
was beyond my expectations.
614
00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,446
Even after what happened,
615
00:35:02,479 --> 00:35:04,517
people wanted to see it.
616
00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:06,320
Until...
617
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,661
a certain senator's spouse
turned her attention to me.
618
00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:11,531
It's a letter
619
00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:16,140
stating they've agreed to
pull your movie immediately.
620
00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:20,348
Not only that.
621
00:35:20,382 --> 00:35:23,622
They're going to destroy
every print in existence.
622
00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:25,425
You bitch!
623
00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:28,799
Somebody stop him!
624
00:35:29,868 --> 00:35:31,470
I'm gonna kill you.
625
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,174
I'm gonna kill you!
626
00:35:33,207 --> 00:35:37,182
I won't stop until the
whole world sees my movie!
627
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,324
They charged me with assault.
628
00:35:41,357 --> 00:35:43,227
They put me away for 15 years.
629
00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:45,432
A society that locks up its artists
630
00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:47,503
doesn't deserve to survive.
631
00:35:47,537 --> 00:35:49,908
It deserves to burn. So,
632
00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:52,914
like a monk, I spent
every minute of my time
633
00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,352
gathering every piece
of information I could
634
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:58,324
to fix and to refine the recipe.
635
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,898
And when I got out, I applied it
636
00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:03,902
to a workprint that
I'd squirreled away.
637
00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,740
And the rest...
638
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,342
is history.
639
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:12,386
Okay. I know you're angry right now,
640
00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:14,223
but try to appreciate the big picture.
641
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,260
You were a witness to history.
642
00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:19,366
You can retire to the lecture circuit.
643
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,903
You'll never have to work another day.
644
00:36:20,936 --> 00:36:24,511
Take the win and
get on with your lives.
645
00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:27,349
You two look like nice kids.
646
00:36:27,382 --> 00:36:29,253
We saw some of your movie.
647
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,525
The both of us.
648
00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:34,497
Wasn't enough to make us crazy.
649
00:36:34,531 --> 00:36:36,768
But enough to make us do this.
650
00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:41,912
How's that fear center doing?
651
00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:44,349
- You bitch.
- Where's the print?
652
00:36:44,383 --> 00:36:46,287
There is no other print, I told you!
653
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,559
Bullshit! We were in
the projection booth.
654
00:36:48,592 --> 00:36:51,430
I got a look at the print, and
you know what I didn't see?
655
00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:54,269
Splices. Tape splices.
656
00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:57,643
Unless what I had was
a copy and the original
657
00:36:57,677 --> 00:37:00,348
is still here, so fucking talk.
658
00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,687
Where is it?
659
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,425
Fuck you.
660
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:06,928
All right, all right, all right.
661
00:37:06,962 --> 00:37:09,333
It's in the box. That box there.
662
00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,642
Take it and go. Wait, wait, wait,
663
00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:15,412
wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, what are you doing?
664
00:37:15,445 --> 00:37:17,449
Don't! Don't. That's my life's work.
665
00:37:17,482 --> 00:37:20,523
It's all that I have.
Please, please, please.
666
00:37:20,556 --> 00:37:21,691
Okay.
667
00:37:21,725 --> 00:37:23,529
I'm sorry. All right?
I'm sorry for everything!
668
00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:26,668
Just please, make him stop.
669
00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:28,371
I hate apologies.
670
00:37:31,511 --> 00:37:33,281
It's a thing.
671
00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:37,489
No. Wait, you can't
leave me here. Please.
672
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,661
- Please.
- You put us in a horror movie.
673
00:37:39,694 --> 00:37:41,898
Now we're just returning the favor.
674
00:37:49,581 --> 00:37:52,687
You think this is the end of the movie?
675
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:56,327
It's only act one!
676
00:38:01,872 --> 00:38:03,642
And the rest
677
00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:06,681
is gonna be fucking epic!
678
00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,019
Aah!
679
00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:12,527
My name will go down in cinema history.
680
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,996
Kubrick! Coppola!
681
00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:15,331
Spielberg!
682
00:38:15,365 --> 00:38:17,970
And Larry fucking Bitterman!
683
00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:23,782
I got a fucking Rolls!
684
00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:25,619
You want to know why?
685
00:38:25,653 --> 00:38:29,359
Ask yourself why!
686
00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:32,032
You won't like the fucking answer!
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