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All right, Jessie, nice job.
Bring it on home.
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-What'd she finish?
-Thirty-second.
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You're happy she had a lousy race.
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Wha--? Not at all.
She did nice things out there.
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I mean, she beat two cars.
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She didn't hit anyone in the pit crew.
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For the last time, it was an accident.
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No, no. Once is an accident.
Three times is attempted murder.
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It was her first big race.
She was thrown out there.
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I'm proud of her.
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Yeah, no.
She's a decent driver. She really is.
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I'm sure our sponsors are very happy
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because sometimes when the cars
go by so fast, you can't read the logos.
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Oh! That's weird.
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Why are they interviewing her?
She practically finished last.
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I'm gonna go check if she's okay.
Jacket on or jacket off?
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-You're pittin' up pretty good. Jacket on.
-Jacket on.
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I wanna thank our owner,
Catherine Spencer.
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-She's such a suck-up.
-Man, well, who cares what she says?
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And the most amazing crew chief
a driver could want, Kevin Gibson.
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Actually, for a first race,
pretty impressive.
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-Tell me you aren't falling for this.
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Let her speak.
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So what's it like having
your first Cup race under your belt?
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You know, obviously, I'm not happy
where I placed, but that's on me.
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The car was set up perfectly.
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A shout-out
to Chuck Stubbs and Amir Lajani.
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She knows their last names?
What is happening?
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There's one person I haven't mentioned.
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I'm just keeping his seat warm
until he gets back.
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Jake Martin, get well soon, buddy.
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Yeah, the whole team misses you,
the whole sport misses you.
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I don't wanna use the word "hero,"
but, um--
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I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I need to be with my team.
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Hey, great first race, kid.
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Wow, I had no idea I was your hero.
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You're not.
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I thought tears would be too much,
but then I just went for it.
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Question. If you were dating someone
and had leftovers in the fridge
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and they ate them, you'd be pissed, right?
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There are a lot of variables.
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What was the food? How long was it there?
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Were you actively hiding it?
Walk me through everything.
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Frank and I went to Basil Leaf,
my favorite restaurant.
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-I ordered my favorite dish.
-Yeah, lobster ravioli.
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Yeah, 'cause they put
big chunks of lobster in there.
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I saved half for lunch today,
and Frank ate it.
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Hold the phone. Frank went into
his own fridge and ate the food?
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Beth, if he's capable of that,
he's capable of anything.
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You gotta get out of this relationship.
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I know you don't wanna hear this,
but the rule is,
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unless specifically labeled,
leftovers in the fridge are a jump ball.
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-It's common knowledge.
-Ugh. I should've gone to Amir.
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Okay.
If you say that, you've already lost.
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So, how was your weekend with…
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…Morgan?
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I don't like her for her money,
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but yesterday
I did feel like Pretty Woman.
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Except instead of a dress,
she bought me Nikes and a pretzel.
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So, did you tell Catherine yet?
She was pretty mad.
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I don't care. I don't.
It's none of her business.
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Morgan's great.
Unlike you, she laughs at my stories.
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I laughed at them the first time
and second time.
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But after 100, I just don't have the will.
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The only strike against her
is she's friends with Catherine.
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Yeah, well, that is a pretty big strike.
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It's like having a face tattoo.
It's hard to get past it.
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She checks a lot of boxes.
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-You have boxes?
-Yeah. I've always had boxes.
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-Since when?
-Since always.
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-What are they?
-Funny, hot--
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Okay. I've only had two boxes.
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-Can I come in?
-Why ask?
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You'll do what you want anyway.
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I wanted to talk to you at the track,
but I guess… we kept missing each other.
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I saw you hiding behind a dumpster.
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-I lost my contacts.
-You don't wear contacts.
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Not anymore, I lost them.
Pay attention to my story.
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About you and Morgan--
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I understand I said I wouldn't date her.
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And I did, and we're happy.
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
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-Kevin--
-No. Know what? I'm a grown man.
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And so is Morgan.
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Obviously, she's a woman,
but she's full grown.
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Not fat. She's mature. Not old.
Please don't tell her any of this.
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What I was gonna say is I talked
to her and she seems excited.
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I don't get it,
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but for some reason,
she finds you… charming.
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You're saying that
like it's not even remotely possible.
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It's possible,
I just have to get used to it.
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Just like I got used
to my stepmom being younger than me.
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-Think we're done here.
-One more thing. And this is important.
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We need a new hauler.
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If we can't get the car to the track,
we can't race.
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Yeah, it's got like a million miles on it.
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And, obviously, I can't prove this,
but it's definitely haunted.
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I talked to Morgan, but I couldn't get her
to pull the trigger.
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So since you two have been
getting along so well,
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it'd help if you'd nudge her
over the goal line.
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Oh, okay. Uh…
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A week ago, you told me to start looking
for a new job.
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Now you want me to leverage
my relationship to get what you want.
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That is interesting.
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Hold onto that table, Catherine,
'cause she be turnin'.
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I realize this is awkward.
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Whoa!
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You feel that? Was that an earthquake?
No. It was a power shift.
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Are you finished?
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I have one more about a tsunami,
but I made my point.
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If you don't wanna do it, don't.
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No, I'll do it. You know why?
'Cause I'll do it for the team.
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It'll happen tonight
at the Pit Stop over tater tots.
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See? That right there.
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Morgan's never had
a tater tot in her life.
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What do you two have in common?
It doesn't make any sense.
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-You think she's out of my league?
-League? She's in a different sport.
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Did Beyoncé sing at your birthday party?
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No, but Beth sang Beyoncé.
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She was pretty drunk,
but she did a good job.
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Up until she sang "All the Single Ladies,"
then she started to cry.
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Kind of ruined the mood.
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I like a lot of camber in the wheels.
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If it's too tight,
we'll play with the shims and wedge.
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Wow. All right, I can make that happen.
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Yeah, you really know your stuff.
This makes our job a lot easier.
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Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Make sure you can turn that back
to the stuff I like next week.
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How do you like your car set up?
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Like I like my women.
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Pretty on the outside, with a lot of parts
I don't understand on the inside.
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Yeah. Jake just hits the gas
and tries to finish first.
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I'm guessing that's also how he is
with his ladies.
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-Oh!
- Yeah, it is.
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She's saying you know nothing
about cars or women.
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Well, she doesn't know anything
about potato chips or coffee makers.
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Are you just naming things you see?
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I'm going to Kevin's office.
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And not because I can see it.
Because I want to.
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Oh, I hate her so much!
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Me too.
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Who we talking about?
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-Jessie.
-Actually, I'm kinda warming up to her.
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Today she told me I had a steely gaze.
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I know what she's doing, but it's working.
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Not you too.
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She's working with Chuck and Amir.
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They're drooling over her
because she knows the boring stupid stuff.
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Jake, calm down.
Some of the best drivers are like you.
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Born with an extra finger
they had removed as a child
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and they wonder every day
if it would've given them an edge?
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That wasn't what I meant, but that too.
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They didn't have the technical knowledge.
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So, learn about the cars,
beat Jessie at her own game.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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I'd be like, "Hey, the car has a thing
that turns the other thing,
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and I know about it. What's up?"
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See, just hearing that
gives me goosebumps.
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Was that extra finger a pinky or a thumb?
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My parents said it came out of my palm
like a sundial.
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If you still had it,
you'd never need a watch.
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They didn't have money
for special mittens, so it had to go.
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We're in the last lap.
It's me and Rusty Wallace in one and two
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I'm so close to him,
I can smell his cologne.
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The man loved Paco Rabanne.
Honestly, he bathed in it.
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We would always be like,
"Rusty, a little dab."
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-Hey, hey, hey.
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Crazy. He went nuts. Whatever.
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Anyway, final turn, I get next to him,
look him right in the eyes,
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and flip him off.
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Then I slingshot past him
to take the lead.
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-You won the race?
-No.
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Story-killer.
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No, Wallace puts me into the wall,
I flip upside down,
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the car skids and stops eight feet
from the finish line.
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Wow. That's horrible.
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You think you gotta use the bathroom
at the end of a race,
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wait till you're upside down.
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Moral of the story, he hurt my car,
I hurt his feelings. So who won?
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-Rusty Wallace?
-Yeah, you're right.
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What'd you think, Frank?
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Hilarious. Another A+ story, Kev.
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Yeah... what was it about?
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About how he was a driver.
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Yeah, that's all he talks about.
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Stop looking at your phone
when we're together.
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We all have to listen
to his boring stories, and so do you.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm sorry my almost dying on national TV
is a yawn fest for you.
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You tell a good story.
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Tell the one
about the haircut you didn't like.
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-Bangs?
-It's always bangs.
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-Then why you keep doing it?
-Kevin.
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You know I have a new boss in New York.
She needs to know I'm available 24/7.
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So to get you to pay attention,
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I either have to be your boss
or leftover lobster ravioli.
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Just put your name on it.
Is that too much to ask?
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-Promise we never get like that. Okay.
-Done.
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I'm sorry. My phone is off.
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-Thank you.
-No. I get it.
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I once answered a phone at a funeral.
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People were horrified, but I was like,
"What? I'm burying my old lawyer."
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"I gotta get a new one."
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What do you do, Frank?
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I'm a financial analyst
at Kinnane Brothers.
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Oh! No way. Charles is a friend.
Are you going to that hospital fundraiser?
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Yeah, Beth and I are going.
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Unless I'm still on trial
for Ravioli-gate.
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Yeah, I'm over it.
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The beer's kicked in. Thank you, beer.
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Great. If you guys are going,
Kev, you should come with.
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No, I hate hospitals.
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I know I shouldn't, but I always look
in the rooms when I walk by,
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and I'm like,
"Don't do it," and I looked, and was like,
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"Oh, Grandma!
I thought those were your knees."
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-And I was like, just--
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You gotta keep it moving.
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Kevin, it's not at a hospital.
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You think we're walking around the ER,
sipping champagne?
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You know what?
I'm on your side with the leftovers.
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That's right.
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You know, Morgan? I would love to go.
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Yay! It's our second double date,
and this time it's gonna be fancy.
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We have to go early.
There's a wine tasting.
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They are featuring wines
from the Loire Valley.
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Ooh. That's my third favorite valley,
after Hidden and Frankie.
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Hey, what are you wearing
to the event tonight?
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My pajamas.
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Who had August for Beth gives up on life?
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I can't go tonight. Frank is going
to New York for a work emergency.
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Are you kidding? I was counting on you.
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Morgan might be networking.
Who will I make fun of people with?
232
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We could've done that thing where
we sound like a couple from England.
233
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,634
Who are charmed by their American ways.
234
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,387
All right, all right, all right.
235
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,514
That is Matthew McConaughey.
236
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,183
Yeah, with a British accent.
It makes it pop.
237
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:28,229
No. Please do not do that tonight
with Morgan.
238
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,563
What are you doing with Morgan?
239
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:34,527
Oh, we are going to a fundraiser
for the Children's Hospital,
240
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,529
not at the Children's Hospital.
241
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,824
She invited you to that?
I didn't know she was going.
242
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,867
Guess her first choice was available.
243
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,910
You could go with me.
244
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,704
No, just wanna be invited before him.
245
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,832
Oh yeah. No, I mean,
I didn't want to go anyway.
246
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,501
Did you talk to Morgan about the hauler?
247
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,170
Hey, when I say I'll do a thing,
I do the thing.
248
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,090
Did I say I'd do the thing?
Then I did the thing.
249
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,428
Great, 'cause I need you
to do another thing.
250
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,638
I found these really high-end ones.
251
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,765
That way,
when we go to a race people will say,
252
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,935
"Wow, Catherine Spencer
is running a kick-ass organization there."
253
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,229
"Did she get a new power suit?
It looks fabulous."
254
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,982
Consider it done.
255
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,570
You didn't get a new hauler.
256
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,113
No. I forgot to ask Morgan.
257
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,282
Why did you tell Catherine you did?
258
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,828
Because I didn't think
about the consequences.
259
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,083
Now, what was that you were using?
260
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,044
Amir, I don't have time.
I gotta get this car ready for Sunday.
261
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,589
Kevin wanted us to spend time with Jake
262
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,550
'cause he wants to learn about the car.
We should support that.
263
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,634
-You do?
-Yeah.
264
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,137
He just asked me what a thermos was.
265
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,849
We can't replace the springs
during the race, right?
266
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,727
So, we adjust the wedge
to make it tighter or looser.
267
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,312
No, no, let me do this.
268
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,064
If I keep turning this,
is a clown gonna pop out?
269
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,858
I've been burned by this before.
270
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,703
How important is this?
271
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,749
Well, without that, you'll crash
into the wall at 180 miles per hour.
272
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,667
But, hey, just get rid of it.
273
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,712
Come on. If I don't work on the car,
how am I supposed to learn?
274
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,798
It's not like they write books about this.
275
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,634
You're not real familiar with books,
are you?
276
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:27,014
I brought you one after Kevin mentioned
that you were interested. Here.
277
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,269
The Psychics of NASCAR? Awesome.
278
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,022
No, Jake, it's The Physics of NASCAR.
279
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,149
Just let him read it. He'll find out.
280
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,859
He got the cover wrong.
281
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,365
Three hundred pages?
This is gonna take me forever.
282
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,617
Yeah, let's hope so.
283
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:50,871
Okay.
284
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,707
Great. I'm the only one without a tie.
285
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,501
Makes you look distinguished,
286
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,088
in an "I didn't bother
to read the invitation" kind of way.
287
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,299
I know I hide it well but,
I gotta be honest,
288
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,676
I'm very uncomfortable
289
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,594
in these situations,
so please don't leave me.
290
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,515
You've got nothing to worry about.
You have the most interesting job here.
291
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,267
You're a NASCAR crew chief.
292
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,603
All right, you're right.
Yeah, let's have a good time.
293
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,231
Ooh, Itzhak Perlman tickets.
How great would that be?
294
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:20,317
Be awesome
if I knew who Itzhak Perlman was.
295
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,819
He has an amazing story.
296
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,280
He got polio as a kid,
he walks with leg braces,
297
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,699
but he became
the world's best violin player.
298
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,619
It's amazing, but do you play the violin
with your legs?
299
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,539
Kevin, you can't joke about polio.
300
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,749
I'm not making fun of polio, Marco.
301
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,001
-Marco?
-Polio.
302
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,502
Stop!
303
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,337
Oh…
304
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,423
Stan Fitzsimmons.
305
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,343
He wants me to invest in his company.
Does it look like I'm smiling?
306
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,554
Either that or you took a gut punch.
307
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,143
-Fitzy.
-You have not returned my calls.
308
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,228
I told you. I've gotta talk to my team.
309
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,688
-Morgan?
-Oh!
310
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,315
Kevin, this is Stan and Michael.
311
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,317
-How you doing?
-Hey, guys. Nice to see you.
312
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,152
-Sorry.
313
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,071
Gosh, I've gotta take this.
It's Japan. I am so sorry.
314
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,449
-I should go with you, right?
-Sorry. I'll be back.
315
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,868
So Kevin, what line of work you in?
316
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,454
Oh, I'm a crew chief for a NASCAR team.
317
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,788
Oh. Good for you.
318
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,043
-So what are you working on, Michael?
-Right now we're focusing on algae.
319
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:23,088
Ah. It's a great idea in theory,
but how many guys went down that rat hole?
320
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,715
Rat hole.
321
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,927
What? You don't think it'll work?
322
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,597
You know, I mean, it could.
Or it could not.
323
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,809
I mean, it depends. I just--
The whole thing is just kind of crazy.
324
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,977
-What's crazy?
-Hmm?
325
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,354
You just said it's crazy.
326
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
Just how everything went down.
327
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,274
-How what went down?
-The whole thing.
328
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,984
-What whole thing?
-Son of a bitch.
329
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,695
So, what's your solution
to climate change, Kevin?
330
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,281
Well, I would swing back
to Michael's side,
331
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,993
and I think you should kill all the algae.
You know, yeah.
332
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,536
Kill all the algae?
333
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,456
Well, that would be
an ecological disaster.
334
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,500
Let me finish, okay?
335
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,463
What I'm saying is Michael's killing it
with the algae, you know?
336
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,049
We're all speaking the same language here.
337
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,134
-I have no idea what he's saying.
-Yeah.
338
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,344
Wait, hold on a second.
339
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,763
Yep. I gotta take this.
Southern Pennsylvania.
340
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,812
Hey. How much longer will you be here?
341
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,855
The parking lot
gets kinda spooky at night.
342
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,649
I'll be fine walking to my car.
343
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,025
Wasn't talking about you.
344
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,527
Let me concentrate.
345
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,112
-Trying to beat your time?
-No.
346
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,280
I'm trying to beat your time,
if you have to know.
347
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,824
I've run this lap 300 times,
348
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,451
and still haven't come
within half a second of your best.
349
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,161
I tried to tell you I was great.
350
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,206
You know what?
Never mind. I'm out of here.
351
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,041
I'll tell you what you're doing wrong.
352
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,293
You need to get on the throttle sooner
out of turn two.
353
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,628
But what if I spin out?
354
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,588
What if you don't? When you're driving,
355
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,216
do you feel the car
wanting to give more than it should?
356
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,385
No.
The stupid car never tells me anything.
357
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:55,431
Maybe it's because you call it stupid.
Sometimes, I think it knows.
358
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,852
I can't tell you how crazy it makes me
that you just bumble your dumb ass
359
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,187
into a cockpit
and get around the track so fast.
360
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,814
Wanna know what I was doing tonight?
361
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,524
Pushing a door labeled "pull"?
362
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:12,573
I was reading about the technical stuff
because I'm jealous you know everything.
363
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,074
Hmm. How far did you get?
364
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,243
That's not important.
365
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,622
-Want me to show you how I get around?
-That'd be very cool. Thank you.
366
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:25,294
You're a great driver, and you'll get it.
You just have to let go and feel it.
367
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,670
But I like to be in control.
368
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,547
You think you do, until you're not.
369
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,259
-What if something bad happens?
-What do you think that would be?
370
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137
Are you as turned on as I am?
371
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,430
No.
372
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,808
Yeah, no, me neither. That's stupid.
373
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,522
How'd it go, Nigel?
374
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,192
Where was that voice when I needed it?
375
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,610
Ooh, that bad?
376
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,904
Ever wondered
how they turn algae into fuel?
377
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,822
-Never once.
-Exactly.
378
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,617
Was Morgan boring too?
379
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,577
No, no. She's great. It's just--
380
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,705
I don't think we're gonna work out.
381
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,750
What? Why? You guys have been having
so much fun.
382
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,710
We don't have much in common.
383
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,378
You should have seen her last night.
384
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,216
She was schmoozing, making deals.
She was just in her element.
385
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,510
Like me at one of Chuck's barbecues.
386
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,555
Where I'm walking around,
eating ribs, blowing up old refrigerators,
387
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,475
wishing we'd moved the refrigerator
further from the house.
388
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,021
You just saw work her.
She likes what she does. So do you.
389
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,358
Yeah, but I'm the same everywhere.
This is the real her.
390
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,860
I just think we're from different worlds.
391
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,156
You know you do this every time, right?
You meet someone, they're perfect,
392
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,201
then you start looking for problems
and blow the whole thing up.
393
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,995
Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage.
394
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,039
You know he's not a real doctor, right?
395
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,167
And I'm pretty sure
that mustache is a clip-on.
396
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,963
And if anyone self-sabotages,
it's you with Frank.
397
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,422
What? That is not true.
398
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,883
You exploded over him eating ravioli.
399
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,095
Lobster ravioli. You wanna do this?
400
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,348
You broke up with Mary
because she cut her hair too short.
401
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,685
Yeah. She looked like my uncle Rick.
It creeped me out.
402
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,937
And what about Lawyer Todd?
403
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,691
But-- He wore a puka shell necklace.
At least give me that one.
404
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,694
Okay. So, Rita? What was her problem?
405
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,780
She had sweaty fingers.
It was like holding hands with a frog.
406
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,535
And what about when you broke up
with Ryan 'cause he was too sensitive?
407
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,203
Kevin, he was gay.
408
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,622
Oh, that's right.
409
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,877
My bad.
He's good people. He's good people.
410
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,423
All right, yes, maybe we both do it.
411
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,884
But you really like Morgan, don't you?
412
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,093
I do.
413
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,346
The real her is the one that's into you.
I can tell.
414
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,932
And why wouldn't she be? You're amazing.
415
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,933
Come on.
416
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,853
Spider-Man's amazing.
I'm just really good.
417
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,065
All right, go on, have fun.
See where it goes.
418
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,317
End the cycle.
419
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,818
Dr. Phil?
420
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,986
No, Rachael Ray.
421
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,906
She does more than make food.
She makes me think.
422
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,119
I'm sorry, am I late?
423
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,913
No. Perfect. Come on, have a seat.
424
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,415
I got here early
because I wanted to get our usual table.
425
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,167
I think it's there, but very sweet.
426
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,752
Yeah. I tried that one first
427
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,631
but it was one of those jiggly ones,
so I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
428
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,468
Look, I want to apologize for last night.
429
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,386
I wasn't the greatest company.
430
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,806
No, no. I'm sorry. I felt so guilty
I kept getting called away.
431
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,060
Can I be honest with you?
432
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,729
I'd rather you didn't.
433
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,316
Nothing good ever comes after
"Can I be honest with you?"
434
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,027
All right, here it goes.
435
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,404
Cards on the table.
436
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,075
I was worried we come
from different worlds and all that,
437
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,786
but then I started thinking about it,
and I was realizing,
438
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,914
you're looking for something
to be wrong here. You know?
439
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,707
Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage.
440
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,793
Kevin, he's not a real doctor.
441
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,879
Yeah, that's what I said. See?
This is gonna work.
442
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,547
-What's gonna work?
-Us.
443
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,675
Uh, that's what I wanted to tell you.
444
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,177
I'm all in. You know?
445
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,513
I was worried about distance,
but I don't care.
446
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,267
I'm gonna visit you in California.
And is it gonna be easy? No.
447
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,853
But is it worth it?
Yeah. It's totally worth it.
448
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,274
Are we worth it? Absolutely.
So, here's what I'm doing.
449
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,150
I'm just gonna do it, I don't even care.
450
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,405
I'm taking my heart and putting it there
in the center of the table.
451
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,614
And that's yours.
452
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,991
Yeah.
453
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,620
Ah…
454
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,292
You mean "ah" like "feels so right"?
455
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,504
-Can I be honest with you?
-Please don't.
456
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,759
Kevin, you're an amazing guy,
and I love hanging out with you,
457
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,971
I just-- I'm not really looking
for a relationship.
458
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,975
-I thought maybe this would just be fun--
-Yeah, of course-- Totally fun.
459
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,769
You know what's more fun?
Forgetting the last three minutes.
460
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,271
-Let's do that.
-No. I'm sorry.
461
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,941
Seems like you wanted something
more serious, and I'm not there, and--
462
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,527
This was a bad idea.
I should go before it gets awkward.
463
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:05,157
No. Come on, we're adults.
We can get past this ugly stuff and just--
464
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,200
We're fine. It's not even awkward at all.
465
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,333
It's fine.
466
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,592
Just, uh--
467
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,927
Just gonna do this.
468
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,220
-I'm gonna go.
-Okay.
469
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,472
I'll see you soon.
470
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,015
-Morgan, hold up.
-Please don't.
471
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,518
I will hook up with you out of pity,
regret it, and then get a new dog.
472
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,770
It's not about us. Uh…
473
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,856
Catherine was looking for a hauler, and--
474
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,318
Can I have some money?
475
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,450
-Hey, Kevin.
-Hey. Here's the check for the hauler.
476
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,453
Oh. Look. This is awkward,
but I talked to Morgan
477
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,789
and I heard you two aren't-- You know.
478
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,624
Go ahead.
479
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,043
I know. Say you told me so.
480
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,711
Morgan only dates rich smart guys,
481
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,465
and I cheated on my SATs
and barely broke 800.
482
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,718
True story.
Don't know why I'm telling you.
483
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,055
Not that I don't have a million insults
in the holster--
484
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,641
I actually thought of another one
looking at you.
485
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,227
But, I've been in your shoes.
486
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,938
It sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you.
487
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,815
Oh.
488
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,193
All right, well, thank you. I'll be fine.
489
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,695
Let me know when you are.
'Cause I'm saving them up.
490
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:28,865
She's back.
491
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,452
Oh, good, you're here.
492
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,289
Travel plans are here, paychecks are here,
and the Tums are here.
493
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,166
Yeah, I don't need Tums.
494
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,128
When we head out to Michigan,
that chili place is right there.
495
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,921
I'd tell you not to go, but you will.
496
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,340
I'd tell you not to get the fire sauce,
but you will.
497
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,925
So, here are the Tums.
498
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,552
Wait. Where are you going?
499
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,262
I took your advice.
500
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,806
I'm getting frustrated
with Frank over the little stuff.
501
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:56,351
We had a good talk, and he invited me up
to New York for a romantic getaway.
502
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,894
I gotta get my flight.
503
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,857
Oh, call me if you need me.
But, seriously, don't call me.
504
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,944
Oh, crap. I forgot.
How did it go with Morgan?
505
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,904
Actually, um…
506
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,365
It was great. It was.
507
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,075
-Yeah?
-Thank you for your advice.
508
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,328
I knew it.
I knew you two were perfect together.
509
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,165
Say it. Say "Beth was right."
510
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,125
Say it.
511
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,045
-Beth was right.
512
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,217
Well, normally, I'd make you do that
until it felt more sincere,
513
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,802
but I have an Uber here.
514
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346
Have fun in New York. I won't bother you.
515
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,349
-Hey, where are my, uh--
- They're on your head.
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