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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:06,691 AW! 2 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:09,159 POOR LITTLE FELLAS. 3 00:00:09,159 --> 00:00:12,663 WHEN I THINK OF THEIR CHILDHOOD, 4 00:00:12,663 --> 00:00:15,699 ALL THOSE CUTE LITTLE MAGGOTS. 5 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:18,202 HA HA HA! 6 00:00:18,202 --> 00:00:20,204 OUR STORY IS ABOUT 7 00:00:20,204 --> 00:00:24,675 A MAN WITH NOBLER AMBITIONS. 8 00:00:24,675 --> 00:00:28,212 HE LIKES TO KILL HUMAN PESTS, 9 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:31,716 AND HE DOES IT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 10 00:00:31,715 --> 00:00:35,802 NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! 11 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,671 HA HA HA! 12 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:41,175 SO HANG ON TO YOUR HATS, KIDDIES. 13 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:44,678 THIS ONE'S A REAL SHOCKER! 14 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,196 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 15 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:56,750 Niles Talbot: THIS HERE IS CHARLIE LEDBETTER, 16 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,170 SITTING IN HIS CELL OUT AT THE STATE PENITENTIARY. 17 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:02,205 IT'S LONG ABOUT MIDNIGHT. 18 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,709 CHARLIE'S GOING TO DIE IN A FEW MINUTES. 19 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:09,096 ONE THING MR. LEDBETTER AIN'T THINKIN' ABOUT 20 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,898 IS JOE SAYLOR, HIS OLD BOSS. 21 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,901 YOU SEE, ONE DAY, CHARLIE HAD A HALF-PINT OF VODKA FOR LUNCH. 22 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:15,902 HE GOT TO THINKING ABOUT 23 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,906 HOW THEY TURNED HIM DOWN WHEN HE WANTED THAT RAISE. 24 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,908 NOW, HE FELT REAL BAD ABOUT THAT, OLD CHARLIE DID. 25 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,910 HE'D BEEN WORKING THERE FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS, 26 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,912 AND HE DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SHOW FOR IT. 27 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,916 SO HE WENT DOWN AND GOT HIS COLD BLUE .44 28 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,418 OUT OF THE GLOVE BOX OF HIS CHEVY 29 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:34,421 AND TOOK IT UP TO MR. SAYLOR'S OFFICE. 30 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,423 2 SLUGS WENT INTO SAYLOR. 31 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,925 3 WENT WILD. 32 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,426 THE LAST ONE WENT RIGHT THROUGH A GLASS WALL 33 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:40,927 INTO A SECRETARY WHO WAS PASSIN' BY. 34 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,429 [CHARLIE SHOUTING AND RESISTING] 35 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,431 GOT HER RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR. 36 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,433 KILLED HER BIG AS HELL. 37 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,435 KIND OF A LUCKY SHOT REALLY. 38 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:52,940 ABOUT THE ONLY KIND OF LUCK CHARLIE LEDBETTER EVER HAD. 39 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,449 I GUESS RIGHT ABOUT NOW 40 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,951 CHARLIE LEDBETTER'S STARTING TO THINK PRETTY SERIOUS 41 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,453 ABOUT THAT VALLEY OF DEATH. 42 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:09,456 HE'S THINKING ABOUT THAT RUBBER DIAPER THEY GIVE HIM TO WEAR, 43 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,458 WONDERING IF HE'S GONNA CRAP ALL OVER HIMSELF 44 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,461 WHEN I JUICE HIM IN A COUPLE MINUTES. 45 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,463 [DOOR SLAMS] 46 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,934 HE WILL. 47 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,018 NO! 48 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,020 [PRIEST READING FROM BIBLE] 49 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,022 IT AIN'T RIGHT. 50 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:28,525 IT AIN'T RIGHT! 51 00:03:28,525 --> 00:03:31,028 Niles: FIRST THING YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS 52 00:03:31,027 --> 00:03:33,029 WHEN IT'S THEIR TIME, 53 00:03:33,029 --> 00:03:35,532 ALL THESE BIG, TOUGH GUYS GO YELLOW, 54 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:37,034 CRYING AND HOLLERING AND SCREAMING, 55 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:40,036 BLUBBERING, "THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL," AND ALL THAT. 56 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:42,038 I BEEN HERE 12 YEARS, 57 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,541 AND THE GOVERNOR AIN'T CALLED YET. 58 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,543 PEOPLE SAY THE DAMNEDEST THINGS ABOUT ELECTROCUTIONS. 59 00:03:47,043 --> 00:03:48,545 THEY SAY YOUR EYEBALLS POP OUT. 60 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:51,048 THEY SAY BLACK BLOOD COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH. 61 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:53,049 THEY SAY YOU GET ALL FOAMY LIKE A RABID DOG. 62 00:03:53,049 --> 00:03:55,051 ALL THAT'S BULLSHIT. 63 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,053 IT AIN'T TRUE AT ALL. 64 00:03:57,053 --> 00:03:59,055 NICE THING ABOUT ELECTRICITY IS IT'S CLEAN. 65 00:03:59,055 --> 00:04:00,557 OF COURSE, I HAVE SEEN A FEW HEADS SMOKE 66 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:02,059 AFTER IT WAS ALL OVER. 67 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:06,063 A SMOKIN' HEAD AIN'T VERY PRETTY. 68 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:07,564 NO! 69 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:08,565 NO! 70 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:11,068 [SCREAMING AND SOBBING] 71 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:14,070 [PRIEST READING] 72 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:15,605 NO! 73 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:17,190 WAIT A MINUTE! 74 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,192 JUST WAIT A MINUTE! 75 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,194 HE'S GOING TO CALL! 76 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,196 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 77 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,198 HE'S GOING TO GIVE ME A STAY! 78 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,116 YES, HE WILL! 79 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:28,502 NO! NO! 80 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,254 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 81 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,539 HE'S GOT TO! 82 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,508 HE'S GOT TO! 83 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,011 OH, KNOCK IT OFF, CHARLIE. 84 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,963 QUIT BEING SO DAMN CHICKENSHIT. 85 00:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,515 YOU KILLED SOMEBODY. 86 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,517 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE HOT SQUAT. 87 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,519 IT ALL EVENS OUT, DON'T IT, BABY? 88 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,520 Charlie: WHY YOU DOIN' THIS?! 89 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,439 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE TELL ME MOST EXECUTIONERS 90 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:51,024 NEVER LOOK THE PRISONERS IN THE EYE, 91 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,028 AFRAID THEY'RE GONNA GET SPOOKED OR SOMETHING. 92 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,030 NOT ME. 93 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,532 I ALWAYS LOOK. 94 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,371 AH! 95 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,206 [THINKING] OK, MR. LEDBETTER. 96 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,459 NOW YOU'RE ALL READY FOR YOUR REGULATION 2 JOLTS 97 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,994 THE STATE REQUIRES. 98 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:14,497 [SOBBING] 99 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,000 I THINK WE SHOULD PROCEED, NILES. 100 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,836 THERE'S BEEN NO WORD FROM THE GOVERNOR. 101 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,588 YES, SIR. WE'RE ALL SET. 102 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:24,141 Priest: LET US PRAY. 103 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,142 "AS I ENTER HERE, 104 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:29,145 "WITH A SENSE OF MY OWN UNWORTHINESS... 105 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:32,398 [CRYING] 106 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,152 "MAY THE BLESSINGS OF GOD IN UNMIXED JOY..." 107 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,072 NO! 108 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,357 IT'S NOT RIGHT! 109 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,493 NO! 110 00:05:44,027 --> 00:05:45,829 NO! 111 00:05:46,029 --> 00:05:47,364 IT AIN'T RIGHT! 112 00:05:47,697 --> 00:05:49,699 [ELECTRICITY SURGES] 113 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,507 "UNWORTHY THOUGH I BE, 114 00:05:57,507 --> 00:05:59,509 "MAY MY ENTRY BE BLESSED 115 00:05:59,509 --> 00:06:01,461 "BY YOU WHO ARE HOLY, 116 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,013 "YOU WHO ARE MERCIFUL, 117 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:05,015 YOU WHO ABIDE..." 118 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:07,301 Niles: THEY SAY ELECTRIC CURRENT'S SO FAST 119 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,635 THE BRAIN GETS COOKED 120 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,138 JUST AS SOON AS THE SWITCH IS THROWED. 121 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,472 PRISONER NEVER FEELS A THING. 122 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,308 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT WAS TRUE. 123 00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:36,246 I'M A COUNTRY BOY, BUT I LIKE THE CITY. 124 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:38,749 YOU KNOW? IT'S BIG. IT'S DIRTY. 125 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:41,751 LETS YOU KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS. 126 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:45,255 AND AT NIGHT, THERE'S ALL THOSE LIGHTS. 127 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:47,758 IT'S REAL PRETTY, ISN'T IT? 128 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,227 MY NAME'S NILES TALBOT. 129 00:06:51,761 --> 00:06:54,681 I BEEN THE EXECUTIONER IN THIS STATE 130 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,766 FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS. 131 00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:57,767 WHEN I GOT HERE FROM OKLAHOMA, 132 00:06:58,234 --> 00:06:59,268 I CAUGHT ON AS AN ELECTRICIAN, 133 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:02,773 THEN AFTER A WHILE, I GOT A JOB OUT TO THE PRISON, 134 00:07:02,772 --> 00:07:04,774 TAKING CARE OF THE GENERATORS. 135 00:07:04,774 --> 00:07:08,244 I LIKE ELECTRICITY. 136 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:09,779 IT'S DEPENDABLE. 137 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:11,781 YOU CAN TRUST IT. 138 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:13,783 A LOT OF STATES DO IT WITH GAS 139 00:07:13,783 --> 00:07:16,753 OR WITH SOME LETHAL INJECTION. 140 00:07:16,753 --> 00:07:18,788 I DON'T TAKE TO THAT. 141 00:07:18,788 --> 00:07:20,757 THAT'S HOW YOU KILL A DOG OR A CAT OR SOMETHING, 142 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:23,293 NOT A MAN. 143 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:27,714 IT'S GOT TO BE THE OL' ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR ME. 144 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:31,050 Female reporter, on TV: SPECIAL AGENTS CALLED COYOTE BUSTERS. 145 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,603 THE EFFORT, WHICH OFTEN INCLUDES 146 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:34,604 AGENTS IN THE DRUG ENFORCEMENT ADMINISTRATION, 147 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:35,605 THE FBI, AND OTHER... 148 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:37,107 YEAH? 149 00:07:37,107 --> 00:07:39,109 CHEESE SANDWICH AND A CUP OF COFFEE, BLACK. 150 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:40,477 Female reporter: ELSEWHERE TODAY, 151 00:07:40,477 --> 00:07:42,362 THE LEGISLATURE IS PREPARED TO VOTE 152 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,648 WHETHER OR NOT TO RESCIND THE DEATH PENALTY IN THIS STATE, 153 00:07:44,648 --> 00:07:45,616 ONLY A FEW HOURS 154 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,484 AFTER THE EXECUTION OF CHARLES LEDBETTER. 155 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:49,987 OPPONENTS OF THE BILL CLAIM THE DEATH PENALTY 156 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:52,906 HAS PROVEN AN EFFECTIVE DETERRENT AGAINST VIOLENT CRIME, 157 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,409 AND ITS ABOLITION WILL ONLY PUSH THE CRIME RATE HIGHER 158 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,911 AND PRODUCE MORE OVERCROWDING IN OUR PRISONS. 159 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,546 MANY ALSO CLAIM THAT EXECUTION IS STILL MURDER 160 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,298 IN THE EYES OF GOD. 161 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:05,384 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, NILES. 162 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,304 HEY, LISTEN, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 163 00:08:07,804 --> 00:08:08,805 NOTHING YOU COULD DO. 164 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:10,307 I GOT TO ADMIT, 165 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:12,809 THE DAMN THING CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE. 166 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:15,312 IF YOU'D LIKE, 167 00:08:15,311 --> 00:08:17,597 I CAN WRITE YOU A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 168 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,399 WELL, I WAS KIND OF HOPING 169 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,434 I'D GET MY OLD JOB BACK. 170 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,436 I MEAN, YOU STILL NEED SOMEBODY 171 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,404 TO LOOK AFTER THE GENERATORS 172 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,822 DOWN AT THE POWERHOUSE. 173 00:08:25,822 --> 00:08:28,158 WE ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE FOR THAT, NILES. 174 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,494 YOU REMEMBER. YOU TRAINED HIM. 175 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,780 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE A LOT OF YEARS. 176 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,782 I MEAN, 2 IN THE ELECTRIC SHOP. 177 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:38,785 ANOTHER 12 THROWING THE SWITCH FOR THE STATE. 178 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:42,205 DON'T SENIORITY COUNT FOR SOMETHING? 179 00:08:42,205 --> 00:08:44,624 IT'S NOT THAT, NILES. 180 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,629 IT'S JUST THAT, UH... 181 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,132 WELL, WE THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE GOOD 182 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,601 TO HAVE YOU AROUND THE PRISONERS. 183 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,603 I MEAN, THEY ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 184 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,639 I MEAN, THEY ALL KNEW YOU WERE THE MAN WHO... 185 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,474 IT COULD GET PRETTY UGLY. 186 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,809 LISTEN, IT'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. 187 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,811 SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF LINE, 188 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,112 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 189 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,282 I CAN'T LET IT COME TO THAT, NILES. 190 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,734 I'M SURE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 191 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:13,570 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 192 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,072 I GUESS THIS AIN'T THE KIND OF WORK 193 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,075 THEY GIVE YOU A GOLD WATCH FOR, IS IT? 194 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:29,085 Niles: ONE THING A MAN NEEDS IS A FRIEND, 195 00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:32,055 SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN AND OUT. 196 00:09:32,055 --> 00:09:35,091 I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED BARS, YOU KNOW? 197 00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:38,061 YOU CAN NURSE A DRINK, THINK THINGS OVER, 198 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:40,063 HAVE A LITTLE CHAT. 199 00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:41,064 ALL OF A SUDDEN, 200 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:44,067 THINGS AIN'T QUITE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM. 201 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:47,070 MOST BARROOM CONVERSATIONS IS EITHER ABOUT BASEBALL, 202 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:49,022 FOOTBALL, BOXING, OR PUSSY. 203 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,991 BUT WITH ME, IT'S DIFFERENT. 204 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,076 PEOPLE USUALLY WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY JOB. 205 00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:57,080 I GUESS I OUGHT TO SAY MY EX-JOB. 206 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,585 THIS ONE'S ON ME, MR. TALBOT. 207 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,086 IT'S GODDAMN CRIMINAL. 208 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,004 I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE CHICKENSHIT POLITICIANS 209 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,422 REALLY DID IT. 210 00:10:06,422 --> 00:10:08,341 ALL THOSE YEARS OF SERVICE, 211 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,342 AND THEY CANNED YOU 212 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:14,848 LIKE YOU WERE SOME FUCKING GUINEA OFF THE BOAT. 213 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:18,352 I HATE TO SEE TALENT GO TO WASTE. 214 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,603 IT'S A FUCKING SHAME. 215 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:23,890 THANK YOU, VIC. YOU'RE A REAL BUDDY. 216 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:24,891 THEY'RE DOING LOTS OF SHOWS ON TV 217 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:26,893 ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 218 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:30,397 TV PEOPLE DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. 219 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,899 THEY WANT TO DO SOMETHING GOOD, 220 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,868 WHAT THEY REALLY OUGHT TO DO IS 221 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,903 THEY OUGHT TO PUT A LOT OF LITTLE TVs 222 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,822 IN ALL THE CELLS OF ALL THE PRISONS, 223 00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:39,906 YOU KNOW, CLOSED CIRCUIT? 224 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,874 SO THAT ALL THE GUYS WHO'S LOCKED UP 225 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,212 CAN WATCH THEIR BUDDY WHEN HE GETS COOKED. 226 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:46,545 THAT MIGHT BE A REAL EDUCATION. 227 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,548 HELL, I'D WATCH IT. 228 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,550 THERE WAS THIS EDITORIAL ON TV, 229 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,501 AND THE COMMENTATOR WAS SAYING 230 00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:54,504 HOW IF THEY TELEVISED EXECUTIONS, 231 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:56,556 THE WHOLE COUNTRY WOULD JUST STOP THE DEATH PENALTY. 232 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,057 THEY'D ALL BE TOO SICK FROM IT. 233 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,559 THEY WOULDN'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 234 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,061 FUCKING GUYS ON TV. WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 235 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,562 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 236 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,064 IF THEY PUT EXECUTIONS ON TV, 237 00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:06,066 IT'D BE THE FUCKING HIGHEST-RATED SHOW 238 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,567 OF ALL TIME. 239 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,069 NIELSENS THROUGH THE ROOF. 240 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,571 OTHER NETWORKS WOULD START KILLING PEOPLE 241 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,572 JUST TO COMPETE. 242 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,574 PRETTY SOON, GERALDO RIVERA 243 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,359 WOULD BE PULLING THAT SWITCH. 244 00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:18,244 [INAUDIBLE] 245 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,250 [INAUDIBLE] 246 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:29,205 IT'S ALL A BIG FOOD CHAIN. 247 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:32,258 WE EAT SHIT, AND THE SHIT EATS US. 248 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,710 THEY CANNED ME FROM MY JOB 249 00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:36,763 BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF ME. 250 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,765 THEY'RE AFRAID OF DEATH. 251 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,768 THEY DON'T SEE IT'S ALL AROUND THEM. 252 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,770 IT'S A DISEASE. 253 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,274 YOU EAT IT, DRINK IT. YOU BREATHE IT. YOU FUCK IT. 254 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,275 WE'RE ALL PREGNANT WITH IT. 255 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,061 IT'S GROWING INSIDE ALL OF US, 256 00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:53,145 LIKE THEM, OVER THERE. 257 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,148 YOU SEE THOSE 2 JUNKIES? 258 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,650 PITIFUL BASTARDS, AIN'T THEY? 259 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,655 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THOUGH. 260 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,073 IN A WAY, I RESPECT THEM. 261 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,658 THEY'RE HONEST. 262 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,627 THEY SPEND ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN GET 263 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,163 JUST TO SHOOT A LITTLE DEATH INTO THEIR ARMS, 264 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,164 JUST FOR A THRILL, 265 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,667 JUST TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THE GRAVE. 266 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,170 SEE, THEY KNOW DEATH IS COMING. 267 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,672 THEY TEASE IT. 268 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,677 I LIKE THAT. 269 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,681 COURSE, AT THE SAME TIME, JUNKIES ARE SHIT, 270 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,683 TWO-BIT CRIMINALS. 271 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,904 UPON EXAMINATION OF SWORN TESTIMONY, 272 00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:38,858 IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE STATE HAS A STRONG CASE 273 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,244 FOR THE PROSECUTION OF JAMES FLOOD 274 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,079 FOR THE CRIME OF MURDER. 275 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:46,332 HOWEVER, HAVING REVIEWED THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S CASE, 276 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,368 I FIND THAT THE WARRANT FOR ARREST 277 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,371 HAS BEEN IMPROPERLY WORDED. 278 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:55,375 I'M AFRAID I MUST RULE THAT THERE ARE NO GROUNDS 279 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,844 ON WHICH TO PROSECUTE JAMES FLOOD. 280 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,213 MR. FLOOD, YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE. 281 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,215 YEAH! HA HA HA! 282 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,767 Prosecutor: YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT. 283 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,052 THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE! 284 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,555 BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE CLERICAL ERROR, 285 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,889 YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN GO FREE. 286 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,725 ORDER IN THE COURT. THIS CASE IS DISMISSED. 287 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,976 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO PETITION IMMEDIATELY 288 00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:16,363 TO THE APPELLATE COURT FOR A REVIEW. 289 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,364 ORDER IN THIS COURT! 290 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,316 ORDER IN THE COURT! 291 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,318 YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! 292 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,320 GET OFF MY BACK, WILL YA? 293 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,322 YOUR BROTHER WAS A FAG! 294 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,324 HEY, THERE, BITCH. 295 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:30,326 YOU'RE A MURDERER! 296 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,245 MURDERER! 297 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,131 MURDERER! 298 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:42,639 I GOT NOTHING SPECIAL AGAINST BIKERS. 299 00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:47,143 HELL, I USED TO OWN A HOG ONCE UPON A TIME. 300 00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:48,645 BIKERS BELIEVE IN FREEDOM. 301 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,646 THEY DON'T WANT NOBODY TO LEAN ON THEM, 302 00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:52,148 AND THEY DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN 303 00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,651 WHAT POLITE SOCIETY THINKS OF THEM. 304 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,155 SEE, THEY FIGURE THEY'RE THROWBACKS TO REAL AMERICANS. 305 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:02,158 YOU KNOW, WHAT THE COUNTRY WAS ALL ABOUT 306 00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,160 BEFORE IT ALL WENT TO HELL, 307 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,663 WITH BIG-CITY LAWYERS AND COMPUTERS 308 00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:10,166 AND CORPORATIONS AND TIME CLOCKS AND WHAT ALL. 309 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,169 THERE'S A LOT TO BE SAID FOR THAT. 310 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,672 THOSE AIN'T BAD IDEAS. 311 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,176 BUT THIS BIKER JIMMY FLOOD... 312 00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:24,180 NOW, HE WENT WAY OUT OF LINE. 313 00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:28,184 AND HE OUGHT TO PAY. 314 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,135 AAH! 315 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,471 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 316 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:12,595 AAH! 317 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,713 AUTHORITIES BELIEVE A SHORT CIRCUIT 318 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,917 MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FREAK ACCIDENT 319 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,120 WHICH CLAIMED THE LIFE OF ALLEGED MURDERER JIMMY FLOOD. 320 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,023 FLOOD, OFTEN CHARACTERIZED IN THE PRESS 321 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,407 AS A MOTORCYCLE HOODLUM... 322 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,409 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 323 00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:29,412 AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THERE'S NO GOD. 324 00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:32,782 SURE THERE'S A GOD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 325 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:35,168 PROBLEM IS HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME 326 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,503 MAKING ASSHOLES LIKE THAT BIKER. 327 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,870 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 328 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,373 HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL CREEP TO ME. 329 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,375 YOU KNOW HOW ON TV THEY GET THESE EXPERTS, 330 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,377 YOU KNOW, THE ACLU TYPES? 331 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,879 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS SAYING 332 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,879 THAT IT'S ONLY THE MINORITIES 333 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,714 THAT GET THE CHAIR. YOU EVER NOTICE THAT? 334 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:52,602 THEY'RE ALL PRETTY DARK WHEN I GET DONE WITH THEM, VIC. 335 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,804 YEAH? HA HA HA! 336 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,958 WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE RISE? 337 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:05,148 WILL THE JURY FOREMAN PLEASE READ THE VERDICT? 338 00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:07,651 IN THE CHARGE OF FIRST-DEGREE MURDER, 339 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,652 WE FIND THE DEFENDANTS, 340 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,654 CYNTHIA BALDWIN AND THEODORE CARNE, 341 00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:13,439 NOT GUILTY. 342 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,192 Judge: THE DEFENDANTS HAVE BEEN FOUND INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES 343 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:19,195 AND ARE FREE TO RESUME THEIR PRIVATE LIVES. 344 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,197 THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED. 345 00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,700 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 346 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,202 IT'S OVER. 347 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,704 OH, THANK GOD. 348 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,676 [SOUND OF SIREN FADES IN] 349 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:39,682 THIS FELLA CARNE DECIDED TO UNLOAD HIS WIFE 350 00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:42,185 IN FAVOR OF THIS LITTLE HOTSKY THAT HE HAD ON THE SIDE. 351 00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:44,688 BUT HIS OLD LADY HAD ALL THE LOOT IN HER NAME, 352 00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:49,192 SO HE FIGURED DIVORCE WASN'T QUITE GOOD ENOUGH. 353 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,694 I KNOW WHERE HIS HEAD IS AT. 354 00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:53,696 WE ALL DO. 355 00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,566 RIGHT DOWN THERE A-TWEEN HIS LEGS. 356 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,287 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY THIS FOR OL' CARNE. 357 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,622 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, 358 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,073 MAKE SURE SHE'S WORTH DOING IT FOR. 359 00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:07,994 THIS GIRL OF HIS IS AWFUL PRETTY. 360 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,080 COURSE, EVERYBODY KNOWS BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP. 361 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,498 LOOKS JUST DON'T LAST. 362 00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:21,391 HERE. 363 00:17:29,432 --> 00:17:31,017 OH! MY GOD! 364 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,485 WHO ARE YOU? 365 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,438 LOOK, I HAVE 200 BUCKS IN MY WALLET. 366 00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:36,823 IT'S IN MY PANTS IN THE OTHER ROOM. 367 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,691 I HAVE SOME MONEY IN MY PURSE. 368 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,826 PLEASE, TAKE IT. JUST DON'T HURT US. 369 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,945 KEEP IT. I AIN'T HERE FOR YOUR MONEY. 370 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,582 I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 371 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:47,916 I FIND YOU BOTH GUILTY 372 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,919 OF THE MURDER OF YOUR FORMER WIFE, MR. CARNE. 373 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:50,870 WERE YOU A FRIEND OF HERS? 374 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:51,788 WHO ARE YOU? 375 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,256 AND I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH, 376 00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,759 THAT SENTENCE TO BE CARRIED OUT IMMEDIATELY. 377 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:56,959 Cynthia: WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE! 378 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,344 IT WAS ALL TED'S IDEA! 379 00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,345 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA GO THROUGH WITH IT. 380 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,346 SHUT UP, CYNTHIA. 381 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,347 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! 382 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,014 SHUT UP, CYNTHIA! 383 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,132 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 384 00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,217 NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 385 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,635 NO! AAH! 386 00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:25,070 I NEVER HAD NO PROBLEM WITH WOMEN. 387 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,574 IF I WANTED ONE, I JUST WENT OUT AND GOT HER. 388 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,993 EASY PEASY JAPANESEY. 389 00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,712 [ROCKABILLY MUSIC PLAYING] 390 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,498 Man: ALL RIGHT! 391 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,833 GIVE ME A BEER, HONEY. 392 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,336 LADIES WANT YOU TO LOVE THEM'S ALL. 393 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,838 THAT'S ALL THEY EVER WANT. 394 00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:43,806 THEY GET THAT FROM THEIR MAMAS 395 00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,342 AND FROM ALL THE TRASHY MAGAZINES THEY READ. 396 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,345 IT'S EASY TO BE SUCCESSFUL WITH DAMES. 397 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:52,315 JUST DON'T FALL IN LOVE, AND YOU'RE OK. 398 00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:56,853 YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, YOU FALL IN LOVE, 399 00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:58,854 THEY'LL KILL YOU. 400 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,859 THEY CAN'T STAND YOU NO MORE. 401 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,860 THEY EITHER DUMP YOU AND MOVE ON, 402 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,363 OR IF THEY LET YOU HANG AROUND, 403 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,366 THEY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF. 404 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,868 WEIRD, AIN'T IT? 405 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:15,337 NOW, AS FAR AS STRATEGIES FOR GETTING INTO THEIR PANTIES, 406 00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,373 THAT'S EASY, TOO. 407 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,375 THE OLD RULE, 408 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,378 YOU TREAT WHORES LIKE QUEENS AND QUEENS LIKE WHORES, 409 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,880 YOU GOT NO PROBLEM. 410 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,880 THEY'RE ON THEIR BACKS 411 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,384 FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY, "SON OF SAM." 412 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:32,354 AW, GEE, LOOK AT THOSE HONEYS. 413 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,724 [MAN WHISTLING] 414 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,613 AND UP THERE, WE GOT THE QUEEN BITCH HERSELF. 415 00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:43,065 YES, SIR. 416 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:46,318 I GOT JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED FOR YOU. 417 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,871 YOU MIGHT HAVE FOOLED THAT JURY, 418 00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,322 BUT YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME NONE. 419 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,626 I WONDER HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE 420 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,912 WHEN I PUT 10,000 VOLTS THROUGH YOUR ASS? 421 00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:00,916 [NEW SONG BEGINS] 422 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,447 COUPLE OF MINUTES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES 423 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,866 ONE DEAD LITTLE GO-GO DANCER. 424 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,620 WELL, HONEY... 425 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,372 IT'S YOUR TIME. 426 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,177 WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 427 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,717 MR. TALBOT, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 428 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,520 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 429 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,804 ANYTHING YOU SAY 430 00:20:55,805 --> 00:20:56,889 CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 431 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,891 IN A COURT OF LAW. 432 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,860 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 433 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,832 [INAUDIBLE] 434 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:38,013 I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, MR. TALBOT. 435 00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:40,015 SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A STAUNCH SUPPORTER 436 00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,016 OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, 437 00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:42,518 YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THE STATE LEGISLATURE 438 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,487 HAS JUST REINSTATED THE DEATH PENALTY. 439 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:47,490 AND GUESS WHO'S NOT PULLING THE SWITCH THIS TIME. 440 00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:50,493 Charlie's voice: YEAH! HA HA HA! 441 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:51,995 DID HE CALL? 442 00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:53,996 DID THE GOVERNOR CALL YET? 443 00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,998 LISTEN, IF YOU'D JUST DELAY THIS THING 444 00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,500 JUST A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 445 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:01,504 THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR, JUST A FEW DAMN MINUTES! 446 00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:04,007 COME ON, NOW. I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 447 00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:05,508 YOU KNOW ME. 448 00:22:05,508 --> 00:22:07,510 YOU ALL KNOW ME! 449 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,513 I USED TO WORK HERE, FOR CHRISAKES! 450 00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:13,516 COME ON! I'M TELLING YOU! THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 451 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:15,518 HE KNOWS WHAT I DONE FOR HIM! 452 00:22:15,518 --> 00:22:17,520 HE KNOWS ABOUT ALL THE RATS 453 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,522 AND ALL THE FUCKING CRUMBS I TOOK CARE OF! 454 00:22:19,522 --> 00:22:21,524 ALL THE SHIT THAT THEY WANTED ME TO GET RID OF! 455 00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:23,643 GODDAMN! 456 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,695 YOU GOTTA LET ME GO, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 457 00:22:26,695 --> 00:22:29,231 THAT PHONE IS GOING TO RING! 458 00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:32,234 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S GOING TO CALL! 459 00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,737 HE'S GOING TO CALL! HE KNOWS! 460 00:22:34,737 --> 00:22:37,740 WHEN HE DOES, IF YOU JUICE ME BEFORE HE FUCKING CALLS, 461 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:40,243 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET CANNED! 462 00:22:40,242 --> 00:22:42,244 YOU HEAR ME? 463 00:22:42,244 --> 00:22:44,246 YOU SHITHEELS! 464 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,216 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT! 465 00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:50,252 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' YOU DIDN'T GO ALONG WITH! 466 00:22:50,252 --> 00:22:51,720 ALLS I DID WAS SOMETHING 467 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,757 YOU WERE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO YOURSELVES! 468 00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:58,261 YOU MISERABLE CHICKENSHIT BASTARDS! 469 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,064 CHICKENSHIT FUCKERS! 470 00:23:02,064 --> 00:23:04,567 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 471 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,855 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 472 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,462 NILES, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY 473 00:23:32,962 --> 00:23:34,464 IT'S COME TO THIS. 474 00:23:40,469 --> 00:23:41,971 IT'S MY JOB. 475 00:23:42,471 --> 00:23:46,475 THAT'S WHY I DID IT. BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB. 476 00:23:47,943 --> 00:23:50,979 IF A MAN AIN'T GOOD AT HIS JOB, 477 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,983 THEN WHAT THE HELL'S HE GOOD FOR? 478 00:23:53,983 --> 00:23:55,985 WHAT'S ANYTHING GOOD FOR? 479 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,409 [PRAYING IN LATIN] 480 00:24:14,003 --> 00:24:18,007 AAH! 481 00:24:24,179 --> 00:24:26,848 [PRIEST CONTINUES PRAYER] 482 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,737 [ELECTRICITY SURGES] 483 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,490 [SWITCH SHUTS OFF] 484 00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:38,994 Niles: I DIDN'T WANT NO HAIRCUT. 485 00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:40,996 THEY SAID THAT WAS A MISTAKE 486 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,998 'CAUSE MY HEAD MIGHT CATCH ON FIRE 487 00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:45,000 FROM THE ELECTRICITY WHEN THEY JUICED ME. 488 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,002 I TOLD THEM, "DON'T WORRY. 489 00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,504 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL." 490 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,217 DRAT! 491 00:25:01,216 --> 00:25:04,219 WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT! 492 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,225 AND WHAT A SWITCH FOR POOR TALBOT. 493 00:25:09,224 --> 00:25:12,728 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS 494 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:16,865 WHEN YOU GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR WORK. 495 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,950 HA HA HA! 496 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,457 DON'T WORRY, THOUGH. 497 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,960 I'M SURE HE NEVER KNEW "WATT" HIT HIM. 498 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,913 HA HA HA! 499 00:25:30,913 --> 00:25:34,333 SO REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, 500 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,802 SAFETY FIRST. 501 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,722 HA HA HA! 502 00:25:39,722 --> 00:25:42,725 [COUGHING] 503 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:48,231 AHH. PUHH! 504 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,517 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 505 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,559 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 33265

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