All language subtitles for The.Bureau.Of.Magical.Things.S01E01.1080p.NF.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-LAZY_track3_eng

What the…?

Who are you?

-You shouldn’t be able to see me.
-Of course I can see you.

But I’m invisible to humans.

You’re right in front of me.

What are you doing in my room?

- I…
- Well?

…brought you home from the park.

That’s right.

There was this book hanging in midair.

It was so weird. Did you see it?

Yes.

I touched it, and then zap!

Lucky you found me.
I could still be lying there.

Yes. Lucky.

Thanks.

How did you get in here?

Your window was open.

Who are you?

I should go.

Listen. My dad’s a cop,

so, you better tell me what you’re doing
in my room before I have you arrested.

That’s it, Kyra. Keep moving.
Woo! Come on!

Yes! Woo!

Go Kyra. Woo!

-I thought we had 'em this time.
-You couldn’t have played any harder.

That's just it. We have to,
if we’re going to beat them.

Bad luck, Kyra.
That’s four losses in a row.

It was only one point.

Denial.
That's a sure sign nothing’s wrong.

Peter, do you have any idea
how annoying you are?

Absolutely. It’s a skill
honed through years of practice.

Go practice on someone else, then.

Happy reading.

Ladder. I’ve got a list for you.

I’ll be needing Boyle’s Bestiary
and the third volume

of the Encyclopedia
of Incantations and Spells,

And The Little Book of Teacher’s Jokes.

Well, I have to keep the class amused.

"Foundation Magic Level 1.
Foundation Magic Level 2.

Compendium of Toadstools."

"The Theory and Practice
of Conjuring".

-Professor Maxwell!
-Imogen.

You’re either early for your next class,
or late for the one you missed last month.

I thought I’d come in early and um…

-Yes?
-…tidy up.

I know how busy you must be,
with the bookshop and all.

That’s very considerate of you.

Happy to help.

Good! The shelves haven’t
been cleaned in over a decade.

Well, you could get a few rows done
before class.

As I see it, your defensive game is strong
but, your offense needs work.

Aw! Is that your opinion, is it?

Don’t get snippy, Mathilda.
I’m offering constructive criticism.

You expect us to take criticism
from a guy who believes in UFOs?

Not UFOs. Visitors from the Multiverse.

Given that there are an infinite number
of universes surrounding us,

it’s inevitable
that we will have visitors.

Whatever.
Maybe you could give them sports advice.

Hey, what’s your dress size, Peter?

We’ll get you a uniform
and you can join the team.

Then you’d realize
how irritating your criticism is.

I think a dress would work on me.
I’ve got good legs.

-All yours. I’m just leaving.
-Thanks.

Didn’t see you at dinner. Big night?

Goblin party, sis.
Those dudes sure love to dance.

Last time I looked, Darra,
this was a library, not a café.

Sorry, Professor.

Has anyone seen Lily?

We had a tooth run last night.
Maybe she slept in.

Transforming teeth into coins
must really take it out of you fairies.

Actually, it’s a complex transference
process only our species can perform.

The fairy’s feisty.

Can we please get started?

Sorry I’m late, Professor Maxwell.

Don’t worry, Lily-pily. Everyone knows
fairies aren’t built for speed.

That’s a commonly held misconception.

Fairies, in fact,
broke the trans-Atlantic record

in the last two flying marathons.

Like that matters.

Next Wednesday’s test…
I’ve made it today instead.

What? Seriously?

You mean,
you haven’t all prepared for it by now?

Just kidding. It is next Wednesday.

-I’m ready, Professor.
-No surprises there.

-I need a bit more time.
-Me too.

Could you give us
any hints about the test?

I find reading the textbook helps.

The Theory and Practice of Conjuring.
Row ten, shelf five.

As well as that?

Cute ducky!

-Does that mean the test is about ducks?
-No, Darra. The hint is…

…be prepared.

Couldn’t you be the one for me…

Dad!

Dad, you’ve burned it again!

Sorry, love. Late for my night shift.

-That coffee’s from yesterday.
-Urgh!

Actually… I think that’s from last week.
There’s pizza for dinner…

In the freezer. Yeah. I’m on it.
I’ll put it in the oven after my run.

I don't like you running after dark.

I’ll be fine. I won’t be back late.

Well, be careful.

Bye.

Hello?

Hello?

Who’s there?

Hello?

Imogen? You can’t take a book
out of the library!

What the…?

You okay?

What? Why?

It looks like you didn’t even bother
getting undressed.

Guess I was so tired I fell asleep.

You better watch that. Can’t have you
falling asleep in the middle of a game.

So funny, Dad… not.

I’ll see you after work?

Are you going in again?

Not me. You.
Saturday, remember. Dog walking?

My God!

Take it easy, fellas.
You’re stretching my arms.

Well, look at that.
Someone thinks she’s a dog.

-Who is she kidding?
-What?

Is that you?

I think she can hear me.

I can hear you!

Um, sorry about the joke.

Why can I hear what you’re thinking?

I don’t know.
Have you change your diet recently?

Kyra?

What are you doing?

You’re not going to believe this.
I can hear Doris talking!

Who’s Doris?

Well, this dog. Doris… do it again.

Come on, Doris! Say something!

Are you making fun of me?

-What? No, I’m serious.
-So I believe in the Multiverse,

That's no reason to play
some lame joke on me.

He’s cute. Is he your boyfriend?

What? No! There, she did it again!

This isn’t funny.

You got any dog treats? I’m hungry.

No one is supposed to take books
from the library.

I needed it to study for the test.

You were going to keep it so none of us
could study and you would get top marks.

I was being resourceful.

Well, your resourcefulness has landed us
in a lot of trouble. The girl saw me.

Impossible.
No human can see us unless we let them.

I didn’t let her see me on purpose.
We did something to her.

Not my problem.

Hey, Maxwell.

You here?

Maxwell?

How do you do that? It freaks me out.

I was a ghost in another life.

Not so fast.

Did it come in?

Cool. Return of the Time Nemesis.
First edition. How did you find it?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

And now my reward…

This all happened
because you took that book.

No, it happened because you came after me.

Don’t you realize how serious this is?

Just like a fairy
to get worked up over nothing.

You can’t leave her like this.

If she can see us,
who knows what she can do?

Like I said not my problem!

You’re not going anywhere
until you fix it!

Whoa! What was that?

Old shop. Bad wiring.
I better close up.

Call an electrician.

Thank you, Peter. Goodbye.

Enjoy the croissant.

What’s going on?
I had a customer in there!

…- Well?

We were conducting an experiment.

-A conjuring spell.
-Yes, a conjuring spell for the test.

And…

We failed to conjure anything.

That’s it. Sorry.

Yeah. Sorry.

We promise not to do it again.

-Right, Imogen?
-Absolutely.

Well, it’s a change to see fairies
and elves working together.

I’ll leave you both to savor
this rare moment.

We still have a problem,
no matter whose fault it is.

An elf doesn’t clean up a fairy’s mess.
You deal with it!

I suppose I could, or I could tell
the professor about the book.

He doesn’t look too kindly on cheating.
Who can blame him?

Fairies can erase memories, right?

Do you know how risky that is?

If I tried and it went wrong,
I would be in serious trouble.

You’re already in serious trouble.
Can you do it or not?

- Hey, Kyra.
- Hi, Matty. Can I call you back?

I just need to borrow your blue dress.

We’re going out for my dad’s birthday
and I have nothing decent.

Sure, no problem.

- Are you okay? You sound a bit odd.
- Nope, all good.

I swear I hung it up.

Ha! I’ve seen your room.
You never hang anything up.

That’s not true.
I just take a while to put things away.

I’ll call you back.

What?

Pretty dress.

You again!

What’s going on? And who are you?

Ever heard of the Tooth Fairy?

Yeah, along with Santa Claus
and the Easter Bunny.

But they’re not…

I mean, in movies, sure,
but you’re kidding, right?

This is a joke?

I’m Lily and I’m a fairy.

My pointy-eared friend, Imogen, is an elf.

I am not your friend.

No need to stare!

Um, so, you’re telling me
that magic is real?

That there’s fairies, elves, unicorns…?

Unicorns? Get real.

I know it’s a lot to take in, Kyra,

but magic beings
are all around you keeping you safe.

Safe from what?

Magic.

The human world would be in chaos
without us.

This is insane!

Are you going to do this? Her being able
to see us is giving me the creeps.

Do what? Why are you here?

Last night, in the park,
you touched a book of magic.

And it might have affected you
just a tiny bit.

Has anything odd happened?

Not really. Yeah, my fingers glow
and I heard a dog talking.

Animal communication!
That’s a fairy talent. My mum can do it.

You must have absorbed the more dominant
fairy magic when you got zapped.

Hello! Glowing fingers?
That has elf magic written all over it.

-Now, hurry up and do the thing.
-No. What thing?

- Come on, Lily. Do it!
- Do what?

Kyra, humans can’t ever know
that magic exists.

If the secret got out,
it would upset the balance.

This won’t hurt a bit.

At least I think it won’t,
if everything goes right.

Now, hang on a sec…

Did it work?

I think it did.

What was that?

Fairy dust.
It’s supposed to make you forget us.

Must be past its use-by date.

Whatever.

Try again.

No you don’t.

Kyra, be careful.

What is this?

Don’t!

What?

Hello?

Anyone?

Hello, anyone!