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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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'Rom and I are back.'
(HOOTS HORN)
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Yes!
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Jesus.
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'Bigger...
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I'm really struggling to focus.
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'Better...
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and more tested than ever.'
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(LAUGHS)
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'Together we're on
a journey of discovery.'
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If you stick your tongue out,
somehow it helps.
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(LAUGHS)
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'To find out what we like...
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I feel great.
Is this sexy?
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and what we don't.'
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I'm going off golf.
Just talk less.
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Oh, my G...
(BOTH LAUGH)
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'This week it's drag.
We embrace our inner divas.'
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Oh, my God!
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'And with the help of our mentor,
Alan Carr...
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Alan.
Hi.
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..we prepare to take to the stage as
drag superstars.'
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'Rob and I had never seen
a drag show,
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we before we did anything else
we needed
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to find out what we had in store.'
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First ever drag performance tonight,
Romo.
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I'm not pretty immersed in what it's
all about, but I do like it.
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I think it's cool.
-You like the idea of it?
-Yeah.
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-Yes. What about you?
-I do actually
like it, I think it's great.
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I just love seeing people have fun
and expressing themselves,
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and I think that's the main thing
of it, innit?
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What would you like to be called?
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I'd be called Ruby Banganathan.
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Ruby Banganathan.
Yeah, and then...
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(GASPS) That's a great name.
Is that off the top of your head?
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Yeah.
Ruby Banganathan...nation.
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"Banganasian"?
(BOTH LAUGH)
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"Ruby, bang an Asian".
You know what I'd like to do?
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I'd like to have a ruby,
then "banganasian".
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Sounds like a stag do in New Delhi.
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Ruby Banganathan. It's so good.
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Ruby Banga... I'm furious
at how good your name is.
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What about hair?
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I'm gonna go...
Go on.
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Black bob.
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That's your name?
(LAUGHS)
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I'll be honest with you,
it's quite high risk.
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Beckett's dragged up and
he's blacked up.(LAUGHS)
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That's seeing his career out
in style.
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I'm gonna be racist, sexist,
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and homophobic in one big
makeup frenzy.
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I'm Black Bob, and welcome
to the end of my career.
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(LAUGHS)
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'We were heading to Birmingham to
meet our mate and fellow comedian
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Alan Carr. Alan's a judge on the hit
show RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
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So who better to introduce us
to this glamourous world?
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It looks fun, it looks happy,
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I'm up for it.
And I'm with Alan Carr.
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You could go anywhere with Alan Carr
and it's a laugh.
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If you go to a drag show,
it's gonna be raucous.
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How do you make it more raucous?
Turn up with Alan Carr.
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I'd go to a wake with Alan Carr and
I'd come out going, "What a night."
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'It was time to meet up
with the chatty man himself.'
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Hello.
Guys.
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Welcome to your first ever
drag show.
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Come and meet two of the best
in the business.
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Baga Chipz and The Vivienne.
Come with me.
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Don't be scared, come on.
We're not scared, Alan.
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'The Vivienne and Baga Chipz were
winner and runner-up respectively
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of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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So we were about to see
the creme de la creme of UK drag.'
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They're gonna be buzzing when they
leave. It is just an energy shot
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into the arm.
They are gonna love it.
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They're not gonna know
what's hit them.
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'The club was filling up, so it was
time to kick back
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and watch the show.
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Please welcome the only and only
Baga Chipz and The Vivienne.
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Hello! How are you doin'?
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Oh, Birmingham. I'll just go to the
gate, turn left, turn right,
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see you later at the Bullring.
Tarra, pork scratchings.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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I'll be honest with ya, as soon as
The Vivienne and Baga Chipz
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walked out,
and one was massive and glamourous
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and the other was little with a
moustache that kept on falling off,
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I went, "That is a bit of me and
Rom." We can do that all day long.
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Hello, Alan, thank you for coming
today. Are you all right?
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Oh, sorry, I thought it was you.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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The vibe is rinse 'em, roast 'em.
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Just, literally, just rip 'em apart.
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Hello, Alan. Are you all right?
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Alan Carr, he cannot be
a critical judge on a drag show.
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He loves everything.
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Let me just rearrange my bollocks.
Here we go.
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(LAUGHS)
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He was enjoying it,
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but also slightly worried
about how much he was enjoying it.
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Somebody would say something,
Alan would go... (CACKLES)
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"Oh, I shouldn't have laughed
at that."
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We can raise our drinks, have a nice
little cheers to a good night.
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Yes? One, two, three, cheers.
ALL: Cheers!
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Every punchline was followed up
by an order.
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♪ Hey, Mr Barman... ♪
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Can I have a gin and tonic and
a Jagerbomb, please.
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He's not like who's there, who cares?
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Can I have a gin and tonic
and a jagerbomb? Cheers.
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So, cheers, Birmingham!
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
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I tell you what.
I've found my vocation.
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(MIMICS DONALD TRUMP) People of
Birmingham, thank you very much.
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Thank you for being here.
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I know we're have great news,
tremendous news this week.
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Me and Melania,
we both got Covid-19.
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And I love Covid
just like I love my women.
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19 and spreadable.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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'But the night wasn't over yet.'
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Are we ready for the finale?
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
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After three. One, two, three!
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(MUSIC INTRO)
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Come on, hands in the air!
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'The drinks just kept coming,
and by now Rob was on the verge of
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quitting comedy altogether to become
a fully-fledged drag queen.'
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♪ I'm so excited,
and I just can't hide it... ♪
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ALL: Uh-oh!
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♪ We're halfway there
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♪ Uh-oh!
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♪ Living on a prayer!
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
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So, guys, what did you
think of the drag show?
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Unbelievable.
I love it.
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Well, you two are
gonna have to do it!
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I think out of everything
we've ever done,
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this is the most suited one to me.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. What
an incredible statement to make.
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We just had the best night.
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I think to myself,
"That's intimidating."
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Rob thinks...
The bar is so high.
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..that's me, that's me.
-They're incredible.
-They are.
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But let's be honest,
you're The Vivienne, I'm Baga Chipz.
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Sort of dick out accidentally.
Dick out, flies down,
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shit-faced, let's go.
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Did you notice her camel toe
travelled around her body?
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Yeah, it became different animals.
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(ALL LAUGH)
It was like a safari.
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It was camel, then it was giraffe,
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then it was a lion.
Whipsnade was poking out the crutch.
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(ALL LAUGH RAUCOUSLY)
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But also what I loved about the old
drag, how great is that?
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You can order drinks
halfway through your act.
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Hey, why did the chicken
cross your road?
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Double sambuca.
He didn't get the start right.
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What's the set-up?
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Why did the chicken cross your road?
I've had tequila, fuck off!
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Can I say something now?
I've not been this pissed since
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a stag do in Berlin, 2009.
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Guess the time?
What?
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7.25.
The night's young.
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Come on, let's have another tequila.
Come on.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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'This week we're delving into the
glamourous world of drag culture.
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So far we've been to see a show...
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Are we ready for the finale?
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..with the one and only Alan Carr
as our guide.'
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So, guys, what did you think
of the drag show?
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Out of everything we've ever done,
this is the most suited one to me.
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'Now we've just got a few weeks to
discover our female alter egos
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before we step on stage to do our
very own drag show.'
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Off to drag boot camp.
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Excited?
-How are you feeling about it?
-Good.
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Gotta put the effort in, haven't we?
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What kind of woman do you reckon
you'd be if you was born a woman?
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I just can't imagine a woman
that looked like me.
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(LAUGHS)
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Do you know what I mean?
I know, but... What a tragic...
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Yeah, but that's only funny because
you've got a massive beard.
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No, I'm talking about my face.
Look at my face.
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Imagine it without the beard.
A woman that looks like this.
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Nightmare. When you're shagging, you
don't know if she's looking at you
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or the clock next to the bed.
That's OK,
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that you're talking
about yourself as a woman.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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I don't know the rules.
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It's like cancelling inception,
this.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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"It got cancelled." "What for?"
"Being sexist." "About who?"
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"Himself."
(BOTH LAUGH)
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'Alan had arranged for us to spend
the afternoon transforming ourselves
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into women. And there were some
familiar faces waiting to help us.'
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Nice to see you again.
How are you, lads?
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Recovered from the show.
Have you recovered from the show?
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Just about. We went for it,
didn't we? We loved it.
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That was unbelievable.
We have got everything you need
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to become an amazing,
amazing drag queen.
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I would quite like to be sexy.
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Well... That's what I'm here for.
I'm not bloody Paul Daniels.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
-You wanna be sexy?
-Yeah.
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We want that for each other as well.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Can you get him an arse.
Like this one, look.
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-Oh, look at that.
-I would really
love... His little face.
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You know what? I would love some
junk in my trunk.
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'Before we could get to work on our
bodies though, the beards had to go.'
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It's a good razor as well cos I
shave my minge with that.
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OK, that's good to know.
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Look, let's be honest here.
I'm an all right looking bloke,
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but I think maybe as a drag queen
I could be really sexy.
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Look at that.
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I wanna stop traffic.
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And I think as a drag queen I could.
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And I'll take for whatever reason
that traffic has stopped.
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I'll just pretend it's sexy,
even if they are horrified.
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That's horrible.
I like it.
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No, that's horrible.
It's horrible, innit?
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Have you seen Rob's doing
an Eighties' sitcom?
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Are you gonna shave your beard?
Absolutely not.
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No?
Oh, come on.
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I want to be a drag queen
that has a beard.
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And I'm happy to oil it,
I'm happy to colour it,
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I'm happy to glitter it, whatever
you need to do to accessorise it,
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but it's not coming off.
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'But there was no way I was gonna let
Rom off that easily.'
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Come on.
I look awful without a beard.
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But you're gonna have makeup on.
You'll look great. You can do it.
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You'll look more feminine.
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It all depends on how dedicated
you wanna be.
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I'll just put it there and see
what you decide to do.
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It's up to you, mate.
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-Are you doing it?
-Yeah, go on.
See, what did I say?
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Oh!
(ALL LAUGH)
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-Oh, shit.
-You've started now.
You've got to do it now.
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Oh, my God.
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This is what you call commitment.
Wow.
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How long has this beard been on?
I really regret this.
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(LAUGHS) It's such a long goatee.
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00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,480
Oh.
234
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,680
(ALL LAUGH)
235
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,880
God, I look horrible.
Your top lip's so big.
236
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,880
Why's that bit so long?
237
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,920
You literally look 20 years younger.
238
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,440
-Unrecognisable.
-You look like
Milhouse from the Simpsons.
239
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,040
I should not have done this.
240
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,960
It seems that Romesh has been
replaced with an IT professional.
241
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,400
How long have you been
a genius at Apple?
242
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,360
(INDIAN ACCENT) You are using the
wrong version of Microsoft Word.
243
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,600
'Rom was obviously shaken
by his shaving experience,
244
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,040
so I thought a call to his wife might
give him a much needed boost.'
245
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,200
"Hello, are you all right?"
I'm filming with your lovely husband.
246
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,440
Can we just show you him quickly?
247
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,080
"Oh, my God!"
248
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,280
"Oh, my God!"
Do you like him clean-shaven?
249
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,680
"Erm, he looks younger."
He's finished now.
250
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,720
"Oh, my God."
I'll get a bit closer.
251
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,720
"I look forward to seeing you
later with it."
252
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,320
What do you think? It'll be easy
on your thighs, won't it?
253
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,080
(LAUGHS)
I'm joking. That was a joke.
254
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,440
Lisa, that was a joke. Sorry,
I love you.
255
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,560
Sorry about him, Lisa.
"That's all right."Bye.
256
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,080
Love you, love you, love you.
Love you. Sorry.
257
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,120
'I'd hardly recovered from the
trauma of seeing my beardless face
258
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,120
and now it was time to start the
mother of all glow-ups.'
259
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,200
You look like an alien.
This cannot be right.
260
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,240
'I was starting to shape up OK,
261
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,440
but Rob's road to sexy
looked bumpy at best.'
262
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,800
I feel like I look sad.
263
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,600
'After over two hours in the makeup
chair, we had new faces.'
264
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,120
Well, boys, your makeup's set,
you're looking a bit better.
265
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,960
'Now we needed bodies to match.'
266
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:50,280
So we're gonna make you voluptuous.
We're gonna give you hips and tits
267
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,760
-and curves.
-Arse.
I want an arse.
268
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,040
You're gonna be a Kardashian.
Do you want a sneak peak
269
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,960
of what's gonna happen to your body?
-Go on.OK.
-Right, so...
270
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,640
-that.
-And you've tucked?
Yeah. Well, in America,
271
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,960
queens like to use duct tape,
and that's like heavy salad,
272
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,120
-so I don't do that.
-I think I might
tuck it and pull up the knickers
273
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,320
tight. I don't really wanna masking
-tape my knob.
-I heard you say,
274
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,520
"I don't really wanna masking tape
my knob."Yeah.
275
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,760
That's incredible, but OK.
276
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,320
'I've got to admit, the prospect of
the tuck was filling me with dread.
277
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,240
But Rob wasn't messing about.'
278
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,240
Is this right?
279
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,880
-Is that right?
-That looks lovely.
It looks nice and flat.
280
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,400
Are you sure there was anything down
there to start with?
281
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,200
The tucking was hard work. I've got
an average to small penis and balls,
282
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,160
but they will slip out.
283
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,280
'I'd lost my beard and now I'd done
the tuck.
284
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,400
Things could only get better
from here.'
285
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,400
Right, have a look if you've got a
bum. Have you got a bum?
286
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400
Oh, hello.
287
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,240
Have you got a bum?
288
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,080
It feels so amazing to have an arse.
289
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,640
Now, honestly, is the white showing
through at all?
290
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600
Ready?
Yeah.
291
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,080
(GRUNTS) Oh, fuck!
292
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,520
Imagine you're in Downton Abbey
or something.
293
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,880
(CACKLES)
You sound like the cow from
Sesame Street.
294
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,280
'There was no doubt we were getting
curvier,
295
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,320
but something was still missing.'
296
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,200
Oh, lovely.
Can I try one of these ones?
297
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,200
These feel incredible.
298
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,840
Jump up and down, wobble them.
299
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,920
That's mental.
300
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,400
-That felt weird.
-Do both of them.
No, I don't like it.
301
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,520
They feel like they're yours.
The problem is, they feel nice.
302
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,400
They feel very different
to what I thought they would.
303
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,120
(LAUGHS)
304
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,200
Right, this is childish. What's next?
305
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,640
Shall we get you into your outfits?
Yeah, please. Yeah.
306
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,800
We need to move on from this stage
quickly.
307
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,800
Just put your legs in.
308
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,280
(LAUGHS)
309
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,280
You look so inflexible.
310
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,720
It looks like he's going to a
Butlin's Seventies weekender.
311
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,280
Oh, yeah, she a big girl.
312
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,920
(LAUGHS)
313
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,840
It's such a mum's dress, isn't it?
314
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,680
You look like an old mum.
315
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,680
Robbie!
(LAUGHS)
316
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,680
Oh, my God.
-How is it?
-You look incredible.
317
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,680
You look a bit like
you've seen an accident.
318
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,160
I just don't know how to take that.
319
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440
Ooh!
(ALL LAUGH)
320
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,760
A Seventies' look. You look like
you're on Stars In Their Eyes.
321
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,160
-I feel great.
-Yeah?
Yeah, really good.
322
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,320
It's a full transformation.
I can't believe how...
323
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,400
I know it's a cliche, but you just
feel like you're looking at someone
324
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,440
completely different, it's mad.
Yeah.
325
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,640
Oh, that's it. Go on,
give us a bit of sass.
326
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,640
How good does his legs look,
-and his bum?
-Yeah.
327
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,520
Your arse and legs look great, Rom.
328
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,640
Oh, oh, oh!
329
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,520
Look at the way you're moving.
I'm gonna tell you something.
330
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,640
I love this.
331
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,920
(LAUGHS)
332
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,920
That's the one.
I got overexcited.
333
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,520
That's the one, innit?
Oh, yeah, this is it.
334
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,480
Thank you, thank you.
335
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,280
'Rom had nailed his outfit.
He looked classy.
336
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,240
But I wanted sexy.'
337
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,880
I think this little number first.
-This one?
-Let's try that.
338
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,680
Especially with the tits. You wanna
-show them tits off.
-Exactly.
339
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,480
I think you need to undo that
a little bit.
340
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,480
She's got it, she's got it.
341
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,480
Oh, God, that's...
342
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,040
That's quite nice, isn't it?
(ALL LAUGH)
343
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,200
Maybe with a wig, maybe with a wig.
With a wig, yeah.
344
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,760
You're not confident?
Oh, my God!
345
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960
You look like Hagrid's sexy sister.
346
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,800
Are you feeling it? Do you feel
-sexy?
-I feel pretty sexy.
347
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,200
I feel like it's a nice...
-I think you can get sexier.
-Rob,
348
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,160
I think take it off.
349
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,520
Too much? Pull that up a bit?
It's not the one.
350
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:50,000
When we came in to today, Rob and I
had this ambition of being sexy.
351
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,080
I think Rob thinks
he achieved that goal.
352
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,400
And we all know that he didn't.
353
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,840
I think we need to pull it...
Hang on.
354
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,600
(ALL LAUGH)
355
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,120
And give it a little shake,
-like that.Is that right?
-Yeah.
356
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,880
Can we acknowledge the elephant in
the room, and that was that Rob
357
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,360
looked terrifying
in every single outfit.
358
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200
I think we're getting somewhere.
359
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,400
I'm standing there watching, and The
Vivienne and Baga Chipz are going,
360
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,880
"Oh, you look great." What?!
361
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,440
The outfit covers everything,
the outfit's good.
362
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,560
There's something happening there.
Yeah.
363
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,960
He looks...(LAUGHS)
364
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600
..awful. Horrible.
365
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
So horrible.
366
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,880
-Better or worse?
-Blonde's definitely
better than red for you.
367
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,480
I felt like I had it. I don't know
what I had but I had it.
368
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,840
I had something. I'd stop traffic.
369
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,760
If you was in a car,
would you stop and have a look?
370
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,160
Do you reckon it's better for me
to smile than not smile?
371
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,520
Try smiling.
372
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,080
Try serious.
373
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,640
Try pout.
374
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,640
Try sort of angry sexy.
375
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,040
I'm happy that he's found his sexy.
376
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,200
It's just his sexy is
something for us all
377
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,920
to have nightmares about later.
378
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,000
I think we've found her.
379
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,800
We need to try and lose her again,
that's the problem.(LAUGHS)
380
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800
I like her.
381
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,200
Yeah, it's really nice.
382
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,000
Love it.
A successful day, ladies.
383
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,040
-Yeah, thank you so much.
-I feel you
look like a madam at a brothel.
384
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,840
Oh, right, yeah.
And I'm her best worker.
385
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,520
There you go, that'd be perfect.
386
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,520
Can you imagine.
Let me show you my best girl.
387
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,240
I'm here, boys. Come here.
388
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,800
'Rom and I have tucked...
389
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,720
Are you sure
there's anything down there?
390
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,080
..and squeezed
our way into the drag world.'
391
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,560
Oh!
Brace yourself.
392
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,960
'Under the expert eye of our drag
guru Alan Carr...
393
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,360
Come with me.
Don't be scared, come on.
394
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,040
..we're preparing to take to the
stage for our own drag show.'
395
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,320
(LAUGHS)
That's the one!
396
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,480
'And with just two weeks to go,
we've still got a lot to learn.
397
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,600
Today Alan's arranged for us to meet
a fellow judge on RuPaul's Drag Race,
398
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,040
the iconic Michelle Visage.'
399
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,440
Hi.
-Hello.
-Hiya.
400
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,920
-I'm Romesh.
-How are you fellas?
Lovely to meet you. I'm Rob.
401
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,200
'Who better then...'
We need proper help here.
402
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,360
Yeah, you do.
403
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,080
'..to help us get ready for our
performances.'
404
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,120
The magic of drag is, I don't know
if you've experienced this,
405
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,520
have you done the wig and everything
-else?Yeah.
-Mmm.
406
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:35,440
When straight guys, heterosexual,
"allegedly", get into drag,
407
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,200
and they look at themselves,
something comes out.
408
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,120
Something always comes out.
409
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,640
Rom, when you were in drag, were you
surprised at what you felt?
410
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,520
There was something, but I felt
like...
411
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,240
If you'd say to me, now you've got
to take that onto stage,
412
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,800
that would've been game over.
-You think?
-Yeah.
413
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800
I think you're cutting yourself
short.
414
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,280
I think what you're doing is
limiting yourself by thinking,
415
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,440
how am I gonna bring my stand-up
persona into this drag artistry?
416
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,560
Yeah.
Did you tuck?
417
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,600
Er, I attempted to tuck. It proved
to be surplus to requirements.
418
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,680
I didn't use masking tape,
but the pants were so tight
419
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,680
there was almost like a
semi-assisted tuck.
420
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,280
You had like a gaff?
What's a gaff?
421
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,440
What's a gaff?
Is a tucking pantie.
422
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,080
-Right.
-And it keeps everything in
-place.
-I think that's what we had.
423
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,000
We had gaffs.
Did the sausage go in the bap?
424
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,520
Erm...
-What's a sausage?
-I'm vegan.
425
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,360
OK. Did the tofu sausage
go in the roll?
426
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,120
Do you have to put it in your bum?
427
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,040
It goes between the cheeks,
doesn't it?
428
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,200
Mine's not long...
429
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,400
Mine doesn't get that far back.
(LAUGHS)
430
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,440
There's a massive problem there.
431
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,200
That problem is I don't think mine
could even see the cheeks.
432
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,280
How did you...?I popped the balls
in, squeezed the dick down,
433
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,240
and then pulled the pants up.
Squeezed it down to where?
434
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,720
-It's not an accordion.
-Smooshed it.
Smooshed it into...
435
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,000
OK, no.
436
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,320
So what happens is, the grapes go
up...
437
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,800
The grapes go up inside.
I popped them in.
438
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,120
How did that feel?
That was quite exhilarating.
439
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,840
Was it? OK.
It felt like they shouldn't be there.
440
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,720
It felt like putting Maltesers up
-your nose.
-Yes! Good analogy.
441
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,120
And that's kind of from whence they
came.
442
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,560
So they're going back to the way God
-intended.
-They popped out of there,
443
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,520
so pop 'em back in and get to work.
444
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,560
Right. But have you
walked in heels yet?
445
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,600
We wore some as we stood,
we've not properly walked in them.
446
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,680
We put some on with the outfits, but,
yeah, we need to learn how to strut.
447
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,080
'Yes, it was shoes off...
Come on, boys.
448
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,720
..and high heels on.'
449
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720
Wow.
450
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,400
'It was time to hit the runway
for our very own drag race.'
451
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,160
So, let's try bringing a bit of your
mom into this.
452
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,120
Ready? Here we go. Three, two, one.
453
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,480
Oh, she's a proper lady.
She is, isn't she?
454
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,840
Hi, everybody.
Hi, darling.
455
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,520
Hi.
456
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,960
Romesh is such a disappointment.
(LAUGHS)
457
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,960
Can you shake your hips a little?
458
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,160
Yep.
Oh!
459
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,280
There she is.
Whoo!
460
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,360
Come on back, come on back
with that. Ready?
461
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,640
Give us that hip shake. Here we go.
Three, two, one.
462
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,600
Yeah!
463
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,520
Look at that.
OK.
464
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,000
Go on.
Now we see her.
465
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,840
How's that?
Turn around. Ooh!
466
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,360
A little bit of junk in the trunk.
(LAUGHS)
467
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,520
Junk in the trunk, yeah!
468
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280
There she is.
Pow! Pow!
469
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,920
-Pow!
-Pow!
Yes!
470
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,240
Great. Good job.
Thank you.
471
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,240
'Rom had set the bar high...
472
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,280
-It felt great.
-Should we see Rob?
Let's see Rob. Come on.
473
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,000
..and now it was my turn...
474
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,800
No pressure.
OK.
475
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,600
..to channel my inner diva.'
476
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,840
She smokes, doesn't she?
If you wanna be a smoker...
477
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,360
Menthols.
Oh, wow.
478
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,480
Is she from, like, the 1800s,
or is she current?(SNIGGERS)
479
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,480
She's 73.
480
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,280
She's 73. Wow!
481
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,880
Rob, can I just stop you a sec? Are
you saying that you're drag queen
482
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,960
is 73 years old?
483
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,520
Are you committing to that now?
-She looks good for it, though.
-OK.
484
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,760
All right, three, two, one.
Let's go.
485
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,600
Tell me about it, stud. Come on.
486
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,360
Oh, she's got pep in her step.
487
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,360
It's difficult watching Rob learn
about drag because there's
488
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,120
a complete mismatch of how he looks
with how he thinks he looks.
489
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,120
OK.
490
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,000
He had a lot of cod liver oil to be
walking like that at 73.
491
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,320
(LAUGHS)
492
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,400
I'm trying to figure out what the
best thing to do, as a mate, is.
493
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,040
To encourage him and continue to
support him with how it's going.
494
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,440
Oh, wow.
495
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,920
Or at some point just to sort of
take him to one side and say,
496
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,160
"Just so you know, you do look like
something out of a horror film."
497
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,000
Well done.
Have I just been sexy?
498
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,360
Really sexy.
-So hot.
-Yeah.
499
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,200
Our confidence is up now, I'd say,
Rom. Are you feeling confident?
500
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,920
Sky high, mate.
Good.
501
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,320
-Yes!
-Good luck.
-I feel so sexy.Pow!
-You are sexy.
502
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,480
You are my number one girl.
503
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,800
(LAUGHS)
504
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,480
'Rob was buzzing.
505
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,800
But walking in high heels
a drag queen does not make.
506
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,760
And we were still missing a major
piece of the puzzle.'
507
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,480
We're on the road to getting the
right look and getting the attitude
508
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,800
sorted out. What we don't have is
any content whatsoever.
509
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,240
'So to teach us our routines,
510
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Alan hooked us up
with some of his friends.
511
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,480
Rob was paired up with his
drag mother Dolly Trolley.'
512
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,520
-Hello.
-Hello, darling.
I need help.
513
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,520
'And I was with the sassy
Cara Melle.'
514
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,720
-Hello.
-Cutie.
Hello, how are you?
515
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,880
I feel weirdly more confident
516
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,560
when we have on all the makeup
and the clothes.
517
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,240
Just doing it dressed just like I'm
going for a run feels a bit more...
518
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,520
-it's a bit more nervy.
-Yeah, as if
this makes it more sensible.
519
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,160
I know, it's mad, innit? D'you know
what'd make this easier?
520
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,960
If I had a full face of makeup on
and a dress.
521
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,480
'So before we could learn our
routines...
522
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,160
OK, I'm ready. That's all right,
isn't it?
523
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,680
..we got into character by finding
our inner queens.'
524
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,080
I look like the head of the Asian
Metallica fan club.'
525
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,080
Oh, she's gorgeous.
526
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,800
Oh, there we go. She's ready for the
-night club.
-That's better, innit?
527
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,160
Yeah.
528
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,200
This isn't drag, is it? Look at me.
529
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,120
I look like I've just come out of the
toilets at Gatwick on a stag do.
530
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,800
Oh, we've got the wig and some shoes.
531
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,560
Lovely. Shall we have a strut to
-Madonna.
-Yeah, why not?
532
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,640
Let's do it.
If this ain't the time, when is it?
533
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640
♪ Come on, girls
534
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,000
♪ Do you believe in love?!
535
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,040
Rob's screwed. He's got
no musical ability whatsoever.
536
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,640
Here we go. Slow.
537
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,640
♪ MADONNA: "Vogue"
538
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,640
Quick, quick, quick, quick...
539
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,800
So in terms of him
having to do something to music
540
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,960
while dressed as a woman...
541
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,560
(LAUGHS)
542
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,400
..he's done.
543
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,040
Lovely!
That was all right.
544
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,240
To be honest...
Yeah?
545
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,440
..I don't think we're gonna make you
too dancey.
546
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,000
'And if Rob wasn't gonna be
too dancey,
547
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,080
what was expected of me
seemed to be the exact opposite.
548
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,200
Done!
549
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,880
OK, and there's absolutely no...
(LAUGHS)
550
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,120
There's absolutely no way
I'm gonna be able to do any of that.
551
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,400
-That was amazing.
-Thank you.
That was really good.
552
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200
-I know, right?
-How long did it take
you to put that together?
553
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
Oh, honey, it would take me
like a day.
554
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,680
Honey,
555
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,120
I'm gonna take this spirit,
this talent, and throw it in ya.
556
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,120
I hope you receive it.
557
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,040
Let's go.
558
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,200
Come on.
559
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,960
♪ This ain't gonna be easy... ♪
560
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,000
'Yep, Cara was a mean taskmaster.'
561
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,560
Let's go.
562
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,600
'And if I was gonna have to learn
a new routine...
563
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,600
Fuck!
564
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,480
..I had my work cut out.'
565
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,120
And if you can, look at your booty.
566
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,880
And then whip!
567
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,880
Huh-huh-huh!
568
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,320
And then down, up.
569
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,120
Come on!
I'm not gonna be able to do that.
570
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,120
All right, then do... Yep, yep.
571
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,920
Anything that requires getting up
off the floor,
572
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,720
going down to the floor,
any illusion I might have created
573
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,160
is smashed to pieces.
574
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,840
I mean, come on.
Because I can't get up gracefully.
575
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,080
I watched Cara do it.
She's, bang, straight up.
576
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,120
If I do it, it's like I'm getting up
from having a fall.
577
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,760
Get up!
578
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,000
Up, up! Come on!
579
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,360
Hold that booty out. Bring it down
low. Now shake it.
580
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,040
If you stick your tongue out,
sometimes it helps.
581
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,040
Now spin.
582
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,360
Yes!
Oh, fuckin' hell.
583
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,520
Oh, no, she's tired.
Oh, no, I'm dizzy.
584
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,320
Uh-oh.
Holy shit.
585
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,440
Medic!
Oh, God.
586
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,400
'But if our dancing wasn't bad
enough,
587
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,920
we were also going to have
to lip-sync.'
588
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,760
My instinct just tells me, go out
there, and if I keep going
589
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,160
"I'm every woman",
and just go mental,
590
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,520
I reckon I can drag it through
with energy.
591
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
As long as I know
the "I'm every woman" bit,
592
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,120
that's the main bit of the song,
innit?
593
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,480
(SINGS ALONG) I'm every woman
594
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,640
♪ It's all it needs
595
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,520
♪ La, la, la, la, la...
596
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,720
When I look in the mirror,
597
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,120
I just... I see half an act.
598
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,320
♪ I'm every woman
599
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,840
♪ It's only me...
600
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,440
I just don't know where the other
half is
601
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,520
and I don't know if I will find it.
602
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,200
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
603
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,600
That's quite good, innit?
604
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,880
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
605
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,440
Really good.
Yeah. I mean, look, let's face facts.
606
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,480
It was out of time, I don't know any
of the words,
607
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,000
and I was late to certain points
of that quite dramatically.
608
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,800
Well, I'm bang in trouble, aren't I?
609
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440
We all know that.
Do you know how I know that?
610
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,280
Normally when we film this there's
a bit of laughter with the crew.
611
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,800
Silence. Just a worrying dread.
612
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,760
I'm in so much trouble.
613
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,440
'It turns out lip-syncing
isn't as easy as I thought.
614
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,440
And back in the other room...'
615
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,360
♪ My love is here to stay
616
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,640
♪ Hey!
617
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680
'Lip-syncing wasn't a problem
for me,
618
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,040
but my dance routine
definitely was.'
619
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:27,760
♪ My anaconda don't want none
unless you got buns, hun... ♪
620
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,080
Cara is such an incredible dancer.
621
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,120
Oh, shit!
622
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,040
And I am so incredibly shit at
dancing.
623
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,040
There's one move in particular
where I've got to sort of sexily
624
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,600
slink to the ground into kind of a
pussycat wanting to fuck position,
625
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600
it's the best way to describe it.
626
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,440
I can't do it without looking like
I'm gonna cry.
627
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,600
I've managed to take the light out
of her eyes
628
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,040
with my complete inability
to work my ass.
629
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,520
OK.
630
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,520
Um... (LAUGHS)
631
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,520
That was cute. I forgot the music
stopped for a second.
632
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,720
I was just so in a trance...
(LAUGHS)
633
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,840
..by your floor work.
(CLEARS THROAT)
634
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,720
I am very, very, very, very,
very far
635
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,560
from where I wanted and
expected to be at this stage.
636
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,520
♪ PSY: "Gangham Style"
637
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,320
I've done a shitload of training,
638
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,280
and I am nowhere near
where I need to be.
639
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,640
So between now and the performance,
640
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640
I'm gonna have to work my ass off.
641
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,680
That was your ending, sweetheart.
Thank you.
642
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,120
'Romesh and I are in Brighton
643
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,680
for what promises to be
a night we'll never forget.'
644
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,840
I'm scared now.
I'm very scared.
645
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,640
'In just a few hours' time,
we'll be transformed
646
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,120
and taken to the stage
like never before.'
647
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,240
I'm looking forward to being
a sexy bitch.
648
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Ooh!
649
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,800
'But after strutting our stuff in
rehearsals...'
650
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,040
-To be honest... Yeah.
-I don't think
I'm gonna make you too dancey.
651
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,040
'Or at least trying to.'
652
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,520
Yes.
Oh, fuckin' hell.
653
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,000
'Confidence wasn't exactly
riding high.'
654
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,120
I mean, the worst that could happen
is I go on stage
655
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,200
and I'm in drag, I do something
controversial, I get cancelled,
656
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,240
and then it gets in the paper,
my tour's pulled,
657
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,880
I get dropped by my agent, my wife
hears about it, she leaves me,
658
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,000
we get divorced, I lose all my money,
lose the house, don't see the kids,
659
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,840
and then I'm just on the jungle
eating ostrich bollocks.
660
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,680
Maybe I'm spiralling, maybe that's
the truth, but we'll find out.
661
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,200
Welcome to
Proud Cabaret's Drag Brunch!
662
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,680
Shall we get this show on the road?!
663
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,080
'Rob and I were booked to be
the finale in one of Brighton's
664
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,040
most renowned drag shows.
665
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,880
And we'd be performing out lip sync
routines alongside some of
666
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880
the best acts in the business.
667
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,880
If that wasn't intimidating enough,
668
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,080
Alan had turned up
to see how we got on.'
669
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,440
People who come to drag shows
expect a certain standard.
670
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,200
They wanna be entertained.
Don't let drag down.
671
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,560
Be drag, don't be drab.
672
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,120
I thought that up just now.
673
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,840
Clap those hands!
674
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,280
'To top it all off, Alan had also
invited drag queen royalty.
675
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,640
The Vivienne and Baga Chipz.'
676
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,440
I cannot wait to see the boys.
Well, girls today.
677
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,680
We've shown them how to do it,
we've given them the tools,
678
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,400
now let's see
if they can pull it off.
679
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,560
'But as the performance crept
closer,
680
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,520
the nerves were starting to show.'
681
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,880
I just want us to not humiliate
ourselves.
682
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,280
Also, when have we ever been good at
-anything?
-True. A good point.
683
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,400
'The only saving grace was my beard
was back,
684
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,640
and this time it was staying put.
I was going all out bearded queen.'
685
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,600
I'm intrigued to see what they look
like as women.
686
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,000
They might be stunning. Or they
might be munters, we don't know.
687
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,920
'So, after nearly four hours
in the makeup chair,
688
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,600
our transformations were finally
complete.
689
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,640
I was going to be first on stage,
and seeing the audience
690
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,520
made me realise how massively
unprepared I was.'
691
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Welcome back!
692
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,520
'But I couldn't turn around now.'
693
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,760
My goodness, please welcome
to the stage Rusty Beaver!
694
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,760
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
695
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,080
Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
696
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,080
Who's ready for Rusty?!
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
697
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,560
Hit it!
698
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560
♪ CHAKA KHAN: "I'm Every Woman"
699
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,640
♪ I'm every woman
700
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,560
♪ It's all in me
701
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,720
♪ Anything you want done, baby
702
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,120
♪ I'll do it naturally...
703
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,000
'So I had to give it to him,
Rob looked incredible.
704
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,760
And he was great at belting out
the chorus to I'm Every Woman.
705
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,360
But to be honest, the rest of the
lyrics were hit and miss.'
706
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,200
♪ I can read your thoughts right now
707
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,280
♪ Every one from A to Z
708
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,200
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
709
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,920
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
710
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,520
♪ I can cast a spell...
711
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,840
'Halfway through
and my lack of rehearsals
712
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,800
didn't seem to be spoiling the show.
713
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,280
And whilst I might have
forgotten a word or two,
714
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,360
I don't think anyone had noticed.'
715
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,960
♪ Then instantly
716
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,000
♪ I will appear
717
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,360
♪ Cos I'm every woman
718
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,200
♪ It's all in me
719
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,120
♪ Anything you want done, baby
720
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,160
♪ I'll do it, naturally
721
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,360
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa...
722
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,880
'Amazingly though, even with Rob's
dodgy lip syncing,
723
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,960
the audience clearly couldn't get
enough of him.'
724
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,960
♪ I'm every woman
725
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,120
♪ I'm every woman
726
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,560
♪ I'm every woman! ♪
727
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,840
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
728
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,520
Thank you, everyone.
729
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,560
Thank you. Thank you.
730
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,640
Who's ready for Ruby?
731
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,080
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
732
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,080
I only met Ruby earlier on today.
733
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120
But I feel like I've known her
all my life.
734
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,720
Ladies and gentleman, it's been a
pleasure. But welcome to the stage,
735
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,040
Miss Ruby Banganathan!
736
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,400
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
737
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,680
(INDIAN ACCENT)
I am Ruby Banganathan.
738
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,520
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
739
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:07,360
It is an absolute fuckin' pleasure
to see you all, it really is.
740
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,200
We are about to rip shit up.
741
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
742
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680
(MUSIC INTRO)
743
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,160
♪ Ooh!
744
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,720
♪ Cos your love is real now
745
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,360
♪ Cos your love is my love
746
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,840
♪ And my love is your love
747
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,800
♪ My love is here to stay
748
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,720
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
749
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,400
♪ Ooh! ♪
750
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
751
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:58,360
♪ My anaconda don't,
my anaconda don't want none
752
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,840
♪ Unless you've got buns, hon...
(BELL RINGS)
753
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,080
(MUSIC INTRO)
754
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,480
♪ Uh, let's go to the beach, each
755
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,920
♪ Let's go get a wave,
they say what they gonna say
756
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,760
♪ Have a drink, clink,
found the Bud Light
757
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,720
♪ Bad bitches like me
is hard to come by
758
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,560
♪ The patron-on? Let's go get it on
759
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,240
♪ The zone-one? Yes, I'm in the zone
760
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,120
♪ Is it two, three? Leave a good tip
761
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,520
♪ I'mma blow all of my money
and don't give two shits
762
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,360
♪ I'm on the floor, floor
763
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,680
♪ I love to dance
764
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,920
♪ So give me more, more
765
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,600
♪ Till I can't stand
766
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,600
♪ Get on the floor, floor
767
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,320
♪ Like it's your last chance
768
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,600
♪ If you want more, more
769
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,600
♪ Then here I am
770
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,320
♪ Starships were meant to fly
771
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,520
♪ Hands up and touch the sky
772
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,840
♪ Let's do this one last time
773
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,280
♪ Can't stop
774
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,280
♪ We're higher than... ♪
775
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280
♪ PSY: Gangnam Style
776
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,000
(MUSIC ENDS)
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
777
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,280
She smashed it! She smashed it.
778
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,400
I told you I was gonna rip shit up!
779
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
(WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
780
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Thank you very much.
781
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,560
Boys, that was so good.
Oh, thank you, Alan.
782
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,760
It was amazing.
783
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,080
Cos you were lip syncing
to a Chaka Khan classic,
784
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,400
but it wasn't the one that was
coming out the speakers.
785
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,400
(ALL LAUGH)
786
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,320
What was...
787
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,920
I thought I knew the lyrics
until I heard them.
788
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,440
What I thought I knew
weren't what it was.
789
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,960
Have you ever seen a lip sync where
they ask the crowd to sing along
790
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960
cos they haven't got a clue?
791
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920
You know what?
You've absolutely killed it.
792
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,520
Considering you're two straight,
butch lads,
793
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,800
a bit like me and Baga,
794
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,880
getting up there in front of all
these people,
795
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,120
amongst drag queens who've
been doing it for years,
796
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,640
you've absolutely excelled
yourselves. I'm gonna cry.
797
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,640
Bless you. Thank you.
798
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,440
Do you know what?
I got really emotional,
799
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,640
cos when you were on stage, it was a
proper drag show. You should be
800
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080
over the moon, and when you revealed
the bad boys,
801
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,600
the Mitchell Brothers,
802
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,800
I creamed my knickers, I really did.
-It was amazing.
-They're outrageous.
803
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,600
And can I just say with the squats.
-Less is more.
-Yeah.
804
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:45,600
You've gotta remember, food was
being served as you were doing that.
805
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,320
This poor woman, she picked up this
canape, put it down,
806
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,440
picked it up.
(ALL LAUGH)
807
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,440
It was like, you know,
come on, love.
808
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,520
Hey, what do you think?
Do you know what?
809
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,280
I've never done a gig before when
the crowd go mental like that.
810
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,880
That felt like being in a band,
or a DJ.
811
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,720
You should come and see one of my
tours, man.(LAUGHS)
812
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,040
Yeah, I bet they react to that, some
of your wry lines about marriage.
813
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,400
(LAUGHS)
814
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,960
Now we've done it, how do you feel
about drag?
815
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,040
Honestly? I love it.
816
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,040
I properly love it.
817
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,040
Actually, I would do it again.
818
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,240
Yeah, and it's no different to, like,
middle-aged men,
819
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,000
they get loads of Lycra and
go cycling.
820
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,680
I would say, I would say Lisa would
be more comfortable with me
821
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,840
taking this on than start cycling.
Yeah.100 percent.
822
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,480
-It's a new hobby of ours.
-Yeah, it's
a thing that Rob and I do together.
823
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,000
We thought it was gonna be golf,
turns out it's drag.
824
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,840
Who knew?
Yeah.
825
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,000
-And it's actually less closed.
-It's a
surprise to us but we're loving it.
826
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,440
Oh, I couldn't have done that
without you, though.
827
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,680
I couldn't either.
Come on, babe, let's go.
828
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,560
Come on. Come on, Rubes.
829
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,120
You really are a nasty bitch,
aren't you?(LAUGHS)
830
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,040
♪ LIZZO: "Good as Hell"
831
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,040
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