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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,600 'Rom and I are back.' (HOOTS HORN) 3 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,600 Yes! 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,000 Jesus. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,320 'Bigger... 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,440 I'm really struggling to focus. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,360 'Better... 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,120 and more tested than ever.' 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,240 (LAUGHS) 10 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:29,520 'Together we're on a journey of discovery.' 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,280 If you stick your tongue out, somehow it helps. 12 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,360 (LAUGHS) 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,360 'To find out what we like... 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,360 I feel great. Is this sexy? 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,400 and what we don't.' 16 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,240 I'm going off golf. Just talk less. 17 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,200 Oh, my G... (BOTH LAUGH) 18 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,520 'This week it's drag. We embrace our inner divas.' 19 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,320 Oh, my God! 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,480 'And with the help of our mentor, Alan Carr... 21 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,840 Alan. Hi. 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,720 ..we prepare to take to the stage as drag superstars.' 23 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,840 'Rob and I had never seen a drag show, 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,040 we before we did anything else we needed 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,840 to find out what we had in store.' 26 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,400 First ever drag performance tonight, Romo. 27 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,840 I'm not pretty immersed in what it's all about, but I do like it. 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,280 I think it's cool. -You like the idea of it? -Yeah. 29 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,560 -Yes. What about you? -I do actually like it, I think it's great. 30 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,400 I just love seeing people have fun and expressing themselves, 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400 and I think that's the main thing of it, innit? 32 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,520 What would you like to be called? 33 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,840 I'd be called Ruby Banganathan. 34 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,200 Ruby Banganathan. Yeah, and then... 35 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,160 (GASPS) That's a great name. Is that off the top of your head? 36 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,680 Yeah. Ruby Banganathan...nation. 37 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,080 "Banganasian"? (BOTH LAUGH) 38 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,480 "Ruby, bang an Asian". You know what I'd like to do? 39 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,440 I'd like to have a ruby, then "banganasian". 40 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,120 Sounds like a stag do in New Delhi. 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,360 Ruby Banganathan. It's so good. 42 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,000 Ruby Banga... I'm furious at how good your name is. 43 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 What about hair? 44 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,240 I'm gonna go... Go on. 45 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,280 Black bob. 46 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,280 That's your name? (LAUGHS) 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I'll be honest with you, it's quite high risk. 48 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,920 Beckett's dragged up and he's blacked up.(LAUGHS) 49 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,760 That's seeing his career out in style. 50 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,760 I'm gonna be racist, sexist, 51 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,120 and homophobic in one big makeup frenzy. 52 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,960 I'm Black Bob, and welcome to the end of my career. 53 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,320 (LAUGHS) 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,240 'We were heading to Birmingham to meet our mate and fellow comedian 55 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,560 Alan Carr. Alan's a judge on the hit show RuPaul's Drag Race UK. 56 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,760 So who better to introduce us to this glamourous world? 57 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,760 It looks fun, it looks happy, 58 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,280 I'm up for it. And I'm with Alan Carr. 59 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,640 You could go anywhere with Alan Carr and it's a laugh. 60 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,600 If you go to a drag show, it's gonna be raucous. 61 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,880 How do you make it more raucous? Turn up with Alan Carr. 62 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,800 I'd go to a wake with Alan Carr and I'd come out going, "What a night." 63 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,920 'It was time to meet up with the chatty man himself.' 64 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,880 Hello. Guys. 65 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,400 Welcome to your first ever drag show. 66 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,480 Come and meet two of the best in the business. 67 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,720 Baga Chipz and The Vivienne. Come with me. 68 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,520 Don't be scared, come on. We're not scared, Alan. 69 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,680 'The Vivienne and Baga Chipz were winner and runner-up respectively 70 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,240 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 71 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,480 So we were about to see the creme de la creme of UK drag.' 72 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:32,560 They're gonna be buzzing when they leave. It is just an energy shot 73 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,320 into the arm. They are gonna love it. 74 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,320 They're not gonna know what's hit them. 75 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,880 'The club was filling up, so it was time to kick back 76 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,160 and watch the show. 77 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,120 Please welcome the only and only Baga Chipz and The Vivienne. 78 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,640 Hello! How are you doin'? 79 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,920 Oh, Birmingham. I'll just go to the gate, turn left, turn right, 80 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,400 see you later at the Bullring. Tarra, pork scratchings. 81 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,160 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 82 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,760 I'll be honest with ya, as soon as The Vivienne and Baga Chipz 83 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,760 walked out, and one was massive and glamourous 84 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,520 and the other was little with a moustache that kept on falling off, 85 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,520 I went, "That is a bit of me and Rom." We can do that all day long. 86 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,160 Hello, Alan, thank you for coming today. Are you all right? 87 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,920 Oh, sorry, I thought it was you. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 88 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,080 The vibe is rinse 'em, roast 'em. 89 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,360 Just, literally, just rip 'em apart. 90 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,880 Hello, Alan. Are you all right? 91 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,760 Alan Carr, he cannot be a critical judge on a drag show. 92 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,520 He loves everything. 93 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,360 Let me just rearrange my bollocks. Here we go. 94 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,240 (LAUGHS) 95 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,520 He was enjoying it, 96 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,800 but also slightly worried about how much he was enjoying it. 97 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,440 Somebody would say something, Alan would go... (CACKLES) 98 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,400 "Oh, I shouldn't have laughed at that." 99 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,640 We can raise our drinks, have a nice little cheers to a good night. 100 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,320 Yes? One, two, three, cheers. ALL: Cheers! 101 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:07,240 Every punchline was followed up by an order. 102 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,480 ♪ Hey, Mr Barman... ♪ 103 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,640 Can I have a gin and tonic and a Jagerbomb, please. 104 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,280 He's not like who's there, who cares? 105 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,840 Can I have a gin and tonic and a jagerbomb? Cheers. 106 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,880 So, cheers, Birmingham! (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 107 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,480 I tell you what. I've found my vocation. 108 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:26,720 (MIMICS DONALD TRUMP) People of Birmingham, thank you very much. 109 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,480 Thank you for being here. 110 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:32,040 I know we're have great news, tremendous news this week. 111 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,680 Me and Melania, we both got Covid-19. 112 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,960 And I love Covid just like I love my women. 113 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,320 19 and spreadable. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 114 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,280 'But the night wasn't over yet.' 115 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,240 Are we ready for the finale? (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 116 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,280 After three. One, two, three! 117 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 (MUSIC INTRO) 118 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,600 Come on, hands in the air! 119 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,160 'The drinks just kept coming, and by now Rob was on the verge of 120 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:09,520 quitting comedy altogether to become a fully-fledged drag queen.' 121 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,920 ♪ I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it... ♪ 122 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,080 ALL: Uh-oh! 123 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,560 ♪ We're halfway there 124 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,880 ♪ Uh-oh! 125 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,880 ♪ Living on a prayer! 126 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,000 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 127 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 128 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,960 So, guys, what did you think of the drag show? 129 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,320 Unbelievable. I love it. 130 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,400 Well, you two are gonna have to do it! 131 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,320 I think out of everything we've ever done, 132 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,000 this is the most suited one to me. 133 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,440 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. What an incredible statement to make. 134 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,120 We just had the best night. 135 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,600 I think to myself, "That's intimidating." 136 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,360 Rob thinks... The bar is so high. 137 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,960 ..that's me, that's me. -They're incredible. -They are. 138 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,360 But let's be honest, you're The Vivienne, I'm Baga Chipz. 139 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,480 Sort of dick out accidentally. Dick out, flies down, 140 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,720 shit-faced, let's go. 141 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,960 Did you notice her camel toe travelled around her body? 142 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,880 Yeah, it became different animals. 143 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,440 (ALL LAUGH) It was like a safari. 144 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,000 It was camel, then it was giraffe, 145 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,240 then it was a lion. Whipsnade was poking out the crutch. 146 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,240 (ALL LAUGH RAUCOUSLY) 147 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,800 But also what I loved about the old drag, how great is that? 148 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,160 You can order drinks halfway through your act. 149 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,600 Hey, why did the chicken cross your road? 150 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,840 Double sambuca. He didn't get the start right. 151 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,320 What's the set-up? 152 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,760 Why did the chicken cross your road? I've had tequila, fuck off! 153 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,200 Can I say something now? I've not been this pissed since 154 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,200 a stag do in Berlin, 2009. 155 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,320 Guess the time? What? 156 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,880 7.25. The night's young. 157 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,240 Come on, let's have another tequila. Come on. 158 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,240 (CROWD CHEERING) 159 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,040 'This week we're delving into the glamourous world of drag culture. 160 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,480 So far we've been to see a show... 161 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,280 Are we ready for the finale? 162 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,800 ..with the one and only Alan Carr as our guide.' 163 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,880 So, guys, what did you think of the drag show? 164 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,000 Out of everything we've ever done, this is the most suited one to me. 165 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,240 'Now we've just got a few weeks to discover our female alter egos 166 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,120 before we step on stage to do our very own drag show.' 167 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,840 Off to drag boot camp. 168 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,200 Excited? -How are you feeling about it? -Good. 169 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,080 Gotta put the effort in, haven't we? 170 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,320 What kind of woman do you reckon you'd be if you was born a woman? 171 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:48,400 I just can't imagine a woman that looked like me. 172 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,920 (LAUGHS) 173 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,200 Do you know what I mean? I know, but... What a tragic... 174 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,160 Yeah, but that's only funny because you've got a massive beard. 175 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,960 No, I'm talking about my face. Look at my face. 176 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,920 Imagine it without the beard. A woman that looks like this. 177 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,320 Nightmare. When you're shagging, you don't know if she's looking at you 178 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,680 or the clock next to the bed. That's OK, 179 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,120 that you're talking about yourself as a woman. 180 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,120 (BOTH LAUGH) 181 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,120 I don't know the rules. 182 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,680 It's like cancelling inception, this. 183 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,640 (BOTH LAUGH) 184 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,400 "It got cancelled." "What for?" "Being sexist." "About who?" 185 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,320 "Himself." (BOTH LAUGH) 186 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,920 'Alan had arranged for us to spend the afternoon transforming ourselves 187 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:35,120 into women. And there were some familiar faces waiting to help us.' 188 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,280 Nice to see you again. How are you, lads? 189 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,320 Recovered from the show. Have you recovered from the show? 190 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,440 Just about. We went for it, didn't we? We loved it. 191 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,120 That was unbelievable. We have got everything you need 192 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,120 to become an amazing, amazing drag queen. 193 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,120 I would quite like to be sexy. 194 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,480 Well... That's what I'm here for. I'm not bloody Paul Daniels. 195 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,600 (BOTH LAUGH) -You wanna be sexy? -Yeah. 196 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,240 We want that for each other as well. -Yeah. -Yeah. 197 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,360 Can you get him an arse. Like this one, look. 198 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,960 -Oh, look at that. -I would really love... His little face. 199 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,360 You know what? I would love some junk in my trunk. 200 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:14,000 'Before we could get to work on our bodies though, the beards had to go.' 201 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,120 It's a good razor as well cos I shave my minge with that. 202 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,640 OK, that's good to know. 203 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,160 Look, let's be honest here. I'm an all right looking bloke, 204 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,480 but I think maybe as a drag queen I could be really sexy. 205 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,480 Look at that. 206 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,200 I wanna stop traffic. 207 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,600 And I think as a drag queen I could. 208 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,560 And I'll take for whatever reason that traffic has stopped. 209 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,840 I'll just pretend it's sexy, even if they are horrified. 210 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,320 That's horrible. I like it. 211 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,520 No, that's horrible. It's horrible, innit? 212 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,960 Have you seen Rob's doing an Eighties' sitcom? 213 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,080 Are you gonna shave your beard? Absolutely not. 214 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,640 No? Oh, come on. 215 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,680 I want to be a drag queen that has a beard. 216 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,880 And I'm happy to oil it, I'm happy to colour it, 217 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,640 I'm happy to glitter it, whatever you need to do to accessorise it, 218 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,160 but it's not coming off. 219 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,040 'But there was no way I was gonna let Rom off that easily.' 220 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,560 Come on. I look awful without a beard. 221 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,320 But you're gonna have makeup on. You'll look great. You can do it. 222 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,080 You'll look more feminine. 223 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,680 It all depends on how dedicated you wanna be. 224 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,880 I'll just put it there and see what you decide to do. 225 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,640 It's up to you, mate. 226 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,000 -Are you doing it? -Yeah, go on. See, what did I say? 227 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Oh! (ALL LAUGH) 228 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,520 -Oh, shit. -You've started now. You've got to do it now. 229 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,840 Oh, my God. 230 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,200 This is what you call commitment. Wow. 231 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,240 How long has this beard been on? I really regret this. 232 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,600 (LAUGHS) It's such a long goatee. 233 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,480 Oh. 234 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,680 (ALL LAUGH) 235 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,880 God, I look horrible. Your top lip's so big. 236 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,880 Why's that bit so long? 237 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,920 You literally look 20 years younger. 238 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,440 -Unrecognisable. -You look like Milhouse from the Simpsons. 239 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,040 I should not have done this. 240 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,960 It seems that Romesh has been replaced with an IT professional. 241 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,400 How long have you been a genius at Apple? 242 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,360 (INDIAN ACCENT) You are using the wrong version of Microsoft Word. 243 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,600 'Rom was obviously shaken by his shaving experience, 244 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,040 so I thought a call to his wife might give him a much needed boost.' 245 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,200 "Hello, are you all right?" I'm filming with your lovely husband. 246 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,440 Can we just show you him quickly? 247 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,080 "Oh, my God!" 248 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,280 "Oh, my God!" Do you like him clean-shaven? 249 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,680 "Erm, he looks younger." He's finished now. 250 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,720 "Oh, my God." I'll get a bit closer. 251 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,720 "I look forward to seeing you later with it." 252 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,320 What do you think? It'll be easy on your thighs, won't it? 253 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,080 (LAUGHS) I'm joking. That was a joke. 254 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,440 Lisa, that was a joke. Sorry, I love you. 255 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,560 Sorry about him, Lisa. "That's all right."Bye. 256 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,080 Love you, love you, love you. Love you. Sorry. 257 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,120 'I'd hardly recovered from the trauma of seeing my beardless face 258 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,120 and now it was time to start the mother of all glow-ups.' 259 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,200 You look like an alien. This cannot be right. 260 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,240 'I was starting to shape up OK, 261 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,440 but Rob's road to sexy looked bumpy at best.' 262 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,800 I feel like I look sad. 263 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,600 'After over two hours in the makeup chair, we had new faces.' 264 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,120 Well, boys, your makeup's set, you're looking a bit better. 265 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,960 'Now we needed bodies to match.' 266 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:50,280 So we're gonna make you voluptuous. We're gonna give you hips and tits 267 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,760 -and curves. -Arse. I want an arse. 268 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,040 You're gonna be a Kardashian. Do you want a sneak peak 269 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,960 of what's gonna happen to your body? -Go on.OK. -Right, so... 270 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,640 -that. -And you've tucked? Yeah. Well, in America, 271 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,960 queens like to use duct tape, and that's like heavy salad, 272 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,120 -so I don't do that. -I think I might tuck it and pull up the knickers 273 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,320 tight. I don't really wanna masking -tape my knob. -I heard you say, 274 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,520 "I don't really wanna masking tape my knob."Yeah. 275 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,760 That's incredible, but OK. 276 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,320 'I've got to admit, the prospect of the tuck was filling me with dread. 277 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,240 But Rob wasn't messing about.' 278 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,240 Is this right? 279 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,880 -Is that right? -That looks lovely. It looks nice and flat. 280 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,400 Are you sure there was anything down there to start with? 281 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,200 The tucking was hard work. I've got an average to small penis and balls, 282 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,160 but they will slip out. 283 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,280 'I'd lost my beard and now I'd done the tuck. 284 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,400 Things could only get better from here.' 285 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,400 Right, have a look if you've got a bum. Have you got a bum? 286 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400 Oh, hello. 287 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,240 Have you got a bum? 288 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,080 It feels so amazing to have an arse. 289 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,640 Now, honestly, is the white showing through at all? 290 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600 Ready? Yeah. 291 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,080 (GRUNTS) Oh, fuck! 292 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,520 Imagine you're in Downton Abbey or something. 293 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,880 (CACKLES) You sound like the cow from Sesame Street. 294 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,280 'There was no doubt we were getting curvier, 295 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,320 but something was still missing.' 296 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,200 Oh, lovely. Can I try one of these ones? 297 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,200 These feel incredible. 298 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,840 Jump up and down, wobble them. 299 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,920 That's mental. 300 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,400 -That felt weird. -Do both of them. No, I don't like it. 301 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,520 They feel like they're yours. The problem is, they feel nice. 302 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,400 They feel very different to what I thought they would. 303 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,120 (LAUGHS) 304 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,200 Right, this is childish. What's next? 305 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,640 Shall we get you into your outfits? Yeah, please. Yeah. 306 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,800 We need to move on from this stage quickly. 307 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Just put your legs in. 308 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,280 (LAUGHS) 309 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,280 You look so inflexible. 310 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,720 It looks like he's going to a Butlin's Seventies weekender. 311 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,280 Oh, yeah, she a big girl. 312 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,920 (LAUGHS) 313 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,840 It's such a mum's dress, isn't it? 314 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,680 You look like an old mum. 315 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,680 Robbie! (LAUGHS) 316 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,680 Oh, my God. -How is it? -You look incredible. 317 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,680 You look a bit like you've seen an accident. 318 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,160 I just don't know how to take that. 319 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440 Ooh! (ALL LAUGH) 320 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,760 A Seventies' look. You look like you're on Stars In Their Eyes. 321 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,160 -I feel great. -Yeah? Yeah, really good. 322 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,320 It's a full transformation. I can't believe how... 323 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,400 I know it's a cliche, but you just feel like you're looking at someone 324 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,440 completely different, it's mad. Yeah. 325 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,640 Oh, that's it. Go on, give us a bit of sass. 326 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,640 How good does his legs look, -and his bum? -Yeah. 327 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,520 Your arse and legs look great, Rom. 328 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,640 Oh, oh, oh! 329 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,520 Look at the way you're moving. I'm gonna tell you something. 330 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,640 I love this. 331 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,920 (LAUGHS) 332 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,920 That's the one. I got overexcited. 333 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,520 That's the one, innit? Oh, yeah, this is it. 334 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,480 Thank you, thank you. 335 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,280 'Rom had nailed his outfit. He looked classy. 336 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,240 But I wanted sexy.' 337 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,880 I think this little number first. -This one? -Let's try that. 338 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,680 Especially with the tits. You wanna -show them tits off. -Exactly. 339 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,480 I think you need to undo that a little bit. 340 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,480 She's got it, she's got it. 341 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,480 Oh, God, that's... 342 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,040 That's quite nice, isn't it? (ALL LAUGH) 343 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,200 Maybe with a wig, maybe with a wig. With a wig, yeah. 344 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,760 You're not confident? Oh, my God! 345 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960 You look like Hagrid's sexy sister. 346 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,800 Are you feeling it? Do you feel -sexy? -I feel pretty sexy. 347 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,200 I feel like it's a nice... -I think you can get sexier. -Rob, 348 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,160 I think take it off. 349 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,520 Too much? Pull that up a bit? It's not the one. 350 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:50,000 When we came in to today, Rob and I had this ambition of being sexy. 351 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,080 I think Rob thinks he achieved that goal. 352 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,400 And we all know that he didn't. 353 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,840 I think we need to pull it... Hang on. 354 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,600 (ALL LAUGH) 355 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,120 And give it a little shake, -like that.Is that right? -Yeah. 356 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,880 Can we acknowledge the elephant in the room, and that was that Rob 357 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,360 looked terrifying in every single outfit. 358 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200 I think we're getting somewhere. 359 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,400 I'm standing there watching, and The Vivienne and Baga Chipz are going, 360 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,880 "Oh, you look great." What?! 361 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,440 The outfit covers everything, the outfit's good. 362 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,560 There's something happening there. Yeah. 363 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,960 He looks...(LAUGHS) 364 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600 ..awful. Horrible. 365 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 So horrible. 366 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,880 -Better or worse? -Blonde's definitely better than red for you. 367 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,480 I felt like I had it. I don't know what I had but I had it. 368 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,840 I had something. I'd stop traffic. 369 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,760 If you was in a car, would you stop and have a look? 370 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,160 Do you reckon it's better for me to smile than not smile? 371 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,520 Try smiling. 372 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,080 Try serious. 373 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,640 Try pout. 374 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,640 Try sort of angry sexy. 375 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,040 I'm happy that he's found his sexy. 376 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,200 It's just his sexy is something for us all 377 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,920 to have nightmares about later. 378 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,000 I think we've found her. 379 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,800 We need to try and lose her again, that's the problem.(LAUGHS) 380 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800 I like her. 381 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,200 Yeah, it's really nice. 382 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,000 Love it. A successful day, ladies. 383 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,040 -Yeah, thank you so much. -I feel you look like a madam at a brothel. 384 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,840 Oh, right, yeah. And I'm her best worker. 385 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,520 There you go, that'd be perfect. 386 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,520 Can you imagine. Let me show you my best girl. 387 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,240 I'm here, boys. Come here. 388 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,800 'Rom and I have tucked... 389 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,720 Are you sure there's anything down there? 390 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,080 ..and squeezed our way into the drag world.' 391 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,560 Oh! Brace yourself. 392 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,960 'Under the expert eye of our drag guru Alan Carr... 393 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,360 Come with me. Don't be scared, come on. 394 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,040 ..we're preparing to take to the stage for our own drag show.' 395 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,320 (LAUGHS) That's the one! 396 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,480 'And with just two weeks to go, we've still got a lot to learn. 397 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,600 Today Alan's arranged for us to meet a fellow judge on RuPaul's Drag Race, 398 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,040 the iconic Michelle Visage.' 399 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,440 Hi. -Hello. -Hiya. 400 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,920 -I'm Romesh. -How are you fellas? Lovely to meet you. I'm Rob. 401 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,200 'Who better then...' We need proper help here. 402 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,360 Yeah, you do. 403 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,080 '..to help us get ready for our performances.' 404 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,120 The magic of drag is, I don't know if you've experienced this, 405 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,520 have you done the wig and everything -else?Yeah. -Mmm. 406 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:35,440 When straight guys, heterosexual, "allegedly", get into drag, 407 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,200 and they look at themselves, something comes out. 408 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,120 Something always comes out. 409 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,640 Rom, when you were in drag, were you surprised at what you felt? 410 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,520 There was something, but I felt like... 411 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,240 If you'd say to me, now you've got to take that onto stage, 412 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,800 that would've been game over. -You think? -Yeah. 413 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800 I think you're cutting yourself short. 414 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,280 I think what you're doing is limiting yourself by thinking, 415 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,440 how am I gonna bring my stand-up persona into this drag artistry? 416 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,560 Yeah. Did you tuck? 417 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,600 Er, I attempted to tuck. It proved to be surplus to requirements. 418 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,680 I didn't use masking tape, but the pants were so tight 419 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,680 there was almost like a semi-assisted tuck. 420 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,280 You had like a gaff? What's a gaff? 421 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,440 What's a gaff? Is a tucking pantie. 422 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,080 -Right. -And it keeps everything in -place. -I think that's what we had. 423 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,000 We had gaffs. Did the sausage go in the bap? 424 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,520 Erm... -What's a sausage? -I'm vegan. 425 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,360 OK. Did the tofu sausage go in the roll? 426 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,120 Do you have to put it in your bum? 427 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,040 It goes between the cheeks, doesn't it? 428 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,200 Mine's not long... 429 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,400 Mine doesn't get that far back. (LAUGHS) 430 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,440 There's a massive problem there. 431 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,200 That problem is I don't think mine could even see the cheeks. 432 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,280 How did you...?I popped the balls in, squeezed the dick down, 433 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,240 and then pulled the pants up. Squeezed it down to where? 434 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,720 -It's not an accordion. -Smooshed it. Smooshed it into... 435 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,000 OK, no. 436 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,320 So what happens is, the grapes go up... 437 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,800 The grapes go up inside. I popped them in. 438 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,120 How did that feel? That was quite exhilarating. 439 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,840 Was it? OK. It felt like they shouldn't be there. 440 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,720 It felt like putting Maltesers up -your nose. -Yes! Good analogy. 441 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,120 And that's kind of from whence they came. 442 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,560 So they're going back to the way God -intended. -They popped out of there, 443 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,520 so pop 'em back in and get to work. 444 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,560 Right. But have you walked in heels yet? 445 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,600 We wore some as we stood, we've not properly walked in them. 446 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,680 We put some on with the outfits, but, yeah, we need to learn how to strut. 447 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,080 'Yes, it was shoes off... Come on, boys. 448 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,720 ..and high heels on.' 449 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720 Wow. 450 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,400 'It was time to hit the runway for our very own drag race.' 451 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,160 So, let's try bringing a bit of your mom into this. 452 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,120 Ready? Here we go. Three, two, one. 453 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,480 Oh, she's a proper lady. She is, isn't she? 454 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,840 Hi, everybody. Hi, darling. 455 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,520 Hi. 456 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,960 Romesh is such a disappointment. (LAUGHS) 457 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,960 Can you shake your hips a little? 458 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,160 Yep. Oh! 459 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,280 There she is. Whoo! 460 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,360 Come on back, come on back with that. Ready? 461 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,640 Give us that hip shake. Here we go. Three, two, one. 462 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,600 Yeah! 463 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,520 Look at that. OK. 464 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,000 Go on. Now we see her. 465 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,840 How's that? Turn around. Ooh! 466 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,360 A little bit of junk in the trunk. (LAUGHS) 467 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,520 Junk in the trunk, yeah! 468 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280 There she is. Pow! Pow! 469 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,920 -Pow! -Pow! Yes! 470 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,240 Great. Good job. Thank you. 471 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,240 'Rom had set the bar high... 472 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,280 -It felt great. -Should we see Rob? Let's see Rob. Come on. 473 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,000 ..and now it was my turn... 474 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,800 No pressure. OK. 475 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,600 ..to channel my inner diva.' 476 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,840 She smokes, doesn't she? If you wanna be a smoker... 477 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,360 Menthols. Oh, wow. 478 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,480 Is she from, like, the 1800s, or is she current?(SNIGGERS) 479 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,480 She's 73. 480 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,280 She's 73. Wow! 481 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,880 Rob, can I just stop you a sec? Are you saying that you're drag queen 482 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,960 is 73 years old? 483 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,520 Are you committing to that now? -She looks good for it, though. -OK. 484 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,760 All right, three, two, one. Let's go. 485 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,600 Tell me about it, stud. Come on. 486 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,360 Oh, she's got pep in her step. 487 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,360 It's difficult watching Rob learn about drag because there's 488 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,120 a complete mismatch of how he looks with how he thinks he looks. 489 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,120 OK. 490 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,000 He had a lot of cod liver oil to be walking like that at 73. 491 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,320 (LAUGHS) 492 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,400 I'm trying to figure out what the best thing to do, as a mate, is. 493 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,040 To encourage him and continue to support him with how it's going. 494 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,440 Oh, wow. 495 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,920 Or at some point just to sort of take him to one side and say, 496 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,160 "Just so you know, you do look like something out of a horror film." 497 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,000 Well done. Have I just been sexy? 498 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,360 Really sexy. -So hot. -Yeah. 499 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,200 Our confidence is up now, I'd say, Rom. Are you feeling confident? 500 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,920 Sky high, mate. Good. 501 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,320 -Yes! -Good luck. -I feel so sexy.Pow! -You are sexy. 502 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,480 You are my number one girl. 503 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,800 (LAUGHS) 504 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,480 'Rob was buzzing. 505 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,800 But walking in high heels a drag queen does not make. 506 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,760 And we were still missing a major piece of the puzzle.' 507 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,480 We're on the road to getting the right look and getting the attitude 508 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,800 sorted out. What we don't have is any content whatsoever. 509 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,240 'So to teach us our routines, 510 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240 Alan hooked us up with some of his friends. 511 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,480 Rob was paired up with his drag mother Dolly Trolley.' 512 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,520 -Hello. -Hello, darling. I need help. 513 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,520 'And I was with the sassy Cara Melle.' 514 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,720 -Hello. -Cutie. Hello, how are you? 515 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,880 I feel weirdly more confident 516 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,560 when we have on all the makeup and the clothes. 517 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,240 Just doing it dressed just like I'm going for a run feels a bit more... 518 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,520 -it's a bit more nervy. -Yeah, as if this makes it more sensible. 519 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,160 I know, it's mad, innit? D'you know what'd make this easier? 520 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,960 If I had a full face of makeup on and a dress. 521 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,480 'So before we could learn our routines... 522 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,160 OK, I'm ready. That's all right, isn't it? 523 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,680 ..we got into character by finding our inner queens.' 524 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,080 I look like the head of the Asian Metallica fan club.' 525 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,080 Oh, she's gorgeous. 526 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,800 Oh, there we go. She's ready for the -night club. -That's better, innit? 527 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,160 Yeah. 528 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,200 This isn't drag, is it? Look at me. 529 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,120 I look like I've just come out of the toilets at Gatwick on a stag do. 530 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,800 Oh, we've got the wig and some shoes. 531 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,560 Lovely. Shall we have a strut to -Madonna. -Yeah, why not? 532 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,640 Let's do it. If this ain't the time, when is it? 533 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640 ♪ Come on, girls 534 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,000 ♪ Do you believe in love?! 535 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,040 Rob's screwed. He's got no musical ability whatsoever. 536 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,640 Here we go. Slow. 537 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,640 ♪ MADONNA: "Vogue" 538 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Quick, quick, quick, quick... 539 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,800 So in terms of him having to do something to music 540 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,960 while dressed as a woman... 541 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,560 (LAUGHS) 542 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,400 ..he's done. 543 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,040 Lovely! That was all right. 544 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,240 To be honest... Yeah? 545 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,440 ..I don't think we're gonna make you too dancey. 546 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,000 'And if Rob wasn't gonna be too dancey, 547 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,080 what was expected of me seemed to be the exact opposite. 548 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,200 Done! 549 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,880 OK, and there's absolutely no... (LAUGHS) 550 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,120 There's absolutely no way I'm gonna be able to do any of that. 551 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,400 -That was amazing. -Thank you. That was really good. 552 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200 -I know, right? -How long did it take you to put that together? 553 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200 Oh, honey, it would take me like a day. 554 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,680 Honey, 555 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,120 I'm gonna take this spirit, this talent, and throw it in ya. 556 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,120 I hope you receive it. 557 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,040 Let's go. 558 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,200 Come on. 559 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,960 ♪ This ain't gonna be easy... ♪ 560 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,000 'Yep, Cara was a mean taskmaster.' 561 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,560 Let's go. 562 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,600 'And if I was gonna have to learn a new routine... 563 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,600 Fuck! 564 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,480 ..I had my work cut out.' 565 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,120 And if you can, look at your booty. 566 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,880 And then whip! 567 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,880 Huh-huh-huh! 568 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,320 And then down, up. 569 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,120 Come on! I'm not gonna be able to do that. 570 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,120 All right, then do... Yep, yep. 571 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,920 Anything that requires getting up off the floor, 572 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,720 going down to the floor, any illusion I might have created 573 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,160 is smashed to pieces. 574 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,840 I mean, come on. Because I can't get up gracefully. 575 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,080 I watched Cara do it. She's, bang, straight up. 576 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,120 If I do it, it's like I'm getting up from having a fall. 577 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,760 Get up! 578 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,000 Up, up! Come on! 579 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,360 Hold that booty out. Bring it down low. Now shake it. 580 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,040 If you stick your tongue out, sometimes it helps. 581 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,040 Now spin. 582 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,360 Yes! Oh, fuckin' hell. 583 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,520 Oh, no, she's tired. Oh, no, I'm dizzy. 584 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,320 Uh-oh. Holy shit. 585 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,440 Medic! Oh, God. 586 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,400 'But if our dancing wasn't bad enough, 587 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,920 we were also going to have to lip-sync.' 588 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,760 My instinct just tells me, go out there, and if I keep going 589 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,160 "I'm every woman", and just go mental, 590 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,520 I reckon I can drag it through with energy. 591 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 As long as I know the "I'm every woman" bit, 592 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,120 that's the main bit of the song, innit? 593 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,480 (SINGS ALONG) I'm every woman 594 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,640 ♪ It's all it needs 595 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,520 ♪ La, la, la, la, la... 596 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,720 When I look in the mirror, 597 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,120 I just... I see half an act. 598 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,320 ♪ I'm every woman 599 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,840 ♪ It's only me... 600 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,440 I just don't know where the other half is 601 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,520 and I don't know if I will find it. 602 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,200 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! 603 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,600 That's quite good, innit? 604 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,880 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ 605 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,440 Really good. Yeah. I mean, look, let's face facts. 606 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,480 It was out of time, I don't know any of the words, 607 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,000 and I was late to certain points of that quite dramatically. 608 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,800 Well, I'm bang in trouble, aren't I? 609 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440 We all know that. Do you know how I know that? 610 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,280 Normally when we film this there's a bit of laughter with the crew. 611 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,800 Silence. Just a worrying dread. 612 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,760 I'm in so much trouble. 613 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,440 'It turns out lip-syncing isn't as easy as I thought. 614 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,440 And back in the other room...' 615 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,360 ♪ My love is here to stay 616 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,640 ♪ Hey! 617 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680 'Lip-syncing wasn't a problem for me, 618 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,040 but my dance routine definitely was.' 619 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:27,760 ♪ My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun... ♪ 620 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,080 Cara is such an incredible dancer. 621 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,120 Oh, shit! 622 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,040 And I am so incredibly shit at dancing. 623 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,040 There's one move in particular where I've got to sort of sexily 624 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,600 slink to the ground into kind of a pussycat wanting to fuck position, 625 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600 it's the best way to describe it. 626 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,440 I can't do it without looking like I'm gonna cry. 627 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,600 I've managed to take the light out of her eyes 628 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,040 with my complete inability to work my ass. 629 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,520 OK. 630 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,520 Um... (LAUGHS) 631 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,520 That was cute. I forgot the music stopped for a second. 632 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,720 I was just so in a trance... (LAUGHS) 633 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,840 ..by your floor work. (CLEARS THROAT) 634 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,720 I am very, very, very, very, very far 635 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,560 from where I wanted and expected to be at this stage. 636 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,520 ♪ PSY: "Gangham Style" 637 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,320 I've done a shitload of training, 638 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,280 and I am nowhere near where I need to be. 639 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,640 So between now and the performance, 640 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640 I'm gonna have to work my ass off. 641 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,680 That was your ending, sweetheart. Thank you. 642 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,120 'Romesh and I are in Brighton 643 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,680 for what promises to be a night we'll never forget.' 644 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,840 I'm scared now. I'm very scared. 645 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,640 'In just a few hours' time, we'll be transformed 646 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,120 and taken to the stage like never before.' 647 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,240 I'm looking forward to being a sexy bitch. 648 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,480 Ooh! 649 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,800 'But after strutting our stuff in rehearsals...' 650 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,040 -To be honest... Yeah. -I don't think I'm gonna make you too dancey. 651 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,040 'Or at least trying to.' 652 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,520 Yes. Oh, fuckin' hell. 653 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,000 'Confidence wasn't exactly riding high.' 654 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,120 I mean, the worst that could happen is I go on stage 655 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,200 and I'm in drag, I do something controversial, I get cancelled, 656 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,240 and then it gets in the paper, my tour's pulled, 657 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,880 I get dropped by my agent, my wife hears about it, she leaves me, 658 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,000 we get divorced, I lose all my money, lose the house, don't see the kids, 659 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,840 and then I'm just on the jungle eating ostrich bollocks. 660 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,680 Maybe I'm spiralling, maybe that's the truth, but we'll find out. 661 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,200 Welcome to Proud Cabaret's Drag Brunch! 662 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,680 Shall we get this show on the road?! 663 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,080 'Rob and I were booked to be the finale in one of Brighton's 664 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,040 most renowned drag shows. 665 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,880 And we'd be performing out lip sync routines alongside some of 666 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880 the best acts in the business. 667 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,880 If that wasn't intimidating enough, 668 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,080 Alan had turned up to see how we got on.' 669 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,440 People who come to drag shows expect a certain standard. 670 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,200 They wanna be entertained. Don't let drag down. 671 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,560 Be drag, don't be drab. 672 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,120 I thought that up just now. 673 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,840 Clap those hands! 674 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,280 'To top it all off, Alan had also invited drag queen royalty. 675 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,640 The Vivienne and Baga Chipz.' 676 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,440 I cannot wait to see the boys. Well, girls today. 677 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,680 We've shown them how to do it, we've given them the tools, 678 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,400 now let's see if they can pull it off. 679 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,560 'But as the performance crept closer, 680 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,520 the nerves were starting to show.' 681 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,880 I just want us to not humiliate ourselves. 682 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,280 Also, when have we ever been good at -anything? -True. A good point. 683 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,400 'The only saving grace was my beard was back, 684 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,640 and this time it was staying put. I was going all out bearded queen.' 685 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,600 I'm intrigued to see what they look like as women. 686 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,000 They might be stunning. Or they might be munters, we don't know. 687 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,920 'So, after nearly four hours in the makeup chair, 688 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,600 our transformations were finally complete. 689 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,640 I was going to be first on stage, and seeing the audience 690 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,520 made me realise how massively unprepared I was.' 691 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520 Welcome back! 692 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,520 'But I couldn't turn around now.' 693 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,760 My goodness, please welcome to the stage Rusty Beaver! 694 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,760 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 695 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,080 Thank you, everyone. Thank you. 696 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,080 Who's ready for Rusty?! (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 697 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,560 Hit it! 698 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560 ♪ CHAKA KHAN: "I'm Every Woman" 699 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,640 ♪ I'm every woman 700 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,560 ♪ It's all in me 701 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,720 ♪ Anything you want done, baby 702 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,120 ♪ I'll do it naturally... 703 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,000 'So I had to give it to him, Rob looked incredible. 704 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,760 And he was great at belting out the chorus to I'm Every Woman. 705 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,360 But to be honest, the rest of the lyrics were hit and miss.' 706 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,200 ♪ I can read your thoughts right now 707 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,280 ♪ Every one from A to Z 708 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,200 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa 709 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,920 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa 710 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,520 ♪ I can cast a spell... 711 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,840 'Halfway through and my lack of rehearsals 712 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,800 didn't seem to be spoiling the show. 713 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,280 And whilst I might have forgotten a word or two, 714 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,360 I don't think anyone had noticed.' 715 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,960 ♪ Then instantly 716 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,000 ♪ I will appear 717 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,360 ♪ Cos I'm every woman 718 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,200 ♪ It's all in me 719 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,120 ♪ Anything you want done, baby 720 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,160 ♪ I'll do it, naturally 721 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,360 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa... 722 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,880 'Amazingly though, even with Rob's dodgy lip syncing, 723 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,960 the audience clearly couldn't get enough of him.' 724 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,960 ♪ I'm every woman 725 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,120 ♪ I'm every woman 726 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,560 ♪ I'm every woman! ♪ 727 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,840 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 728 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,520 Thank you, everyone. 729 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,560 Thank you. Thank you. 730 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,640 Who's ready for Ruby? 731 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,080 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 732 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,080 I only met Ruby earlier on today. 733 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120 But I feel like I've known her all my life. 734 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,720 Ladies and gentleman, it's been a pleasure. But welcome to the stage, 735 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,040 Miss Ruby Banganathan! 736 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,400 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 737 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,680 (INDIAN ACCENT) I am Ruby Banganathan. 738 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,520 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 739 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:07,360 It is an absolute fuckin' pleasure to see you all, it really is. 740 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,200 We are about to rip shit up. 741 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 742 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680 (MUSIC INTRO) 743 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,160 ♪ Ooh! 744 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,720 ♪ Cos your love is real now 745 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,360 ♪ Cos your love is my love 746 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,840 ♪ And my love is your love 747 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,800 ♪ My love is here to stay 748 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,720 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! 749 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,400 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 750 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 751 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:58,360 ♪ My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none 752 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,840 ♪ Unless you've got buns, hon... (BELL RINGS) 753 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,080 (MUSIC INTRO) 754 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,480 ♪ Uh, let's go to the beach, each 755 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,920 ♪ Let's go get a wave, they say what they gonna say 756 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,760 ♪ Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light 757 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,720 ♪ Bad bitches like me is hard to come by 758 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,560 ♪ The patron-on? Let's go get it on 759 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,240 ♪ The zone-one? Yes, I'm in the zone 760 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,120 ♪ Is it two, three? Leave a good tip 761 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,520 ♪ I'mma blow all of my money and don't give two shits 762 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,360 ♪ I'm on the floor, floor 763 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,680 ♪ I love to dance 764 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,920 ♪ So give me more, more 765 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,600 ♪ Till I can't stand 766 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,600 ♪ Get on the floor, floor 767 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,320 ♪ Like it's your last chance 768 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,600 ♪ If you want more, more 769 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,600 ♪ Then here I am 770 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,320 ♪ Starships were meant to fly 771 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,520 ♪ Hands up and touch the sky 772 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,840 ♪ Let's do this one last time 773 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,280 ♪ Can't stop 774 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,280 ♪ We're higher than... ♪ 775 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280 ♪ PSY: Gangnam Style 776 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,000 (MUSIC ENDS) (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 777 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,280 She smashed it! She smashed it. 778 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,400 I told you I was gonna rip shit up! 779 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 780 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,800 Thank you very much. 781 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,560 Boys, that was so good. Oh, thank you, Alan. 782 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,760 It was amazing. 783 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,080 Cos you were lip syncing to a Chaka Khan classic, 784 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,400 but it wasn't the one that was coming out the speakers. 785 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,400 (ALL LAUGH) 786 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,320 What was... 787 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,920 I thought I knew the lyrics until I heard them. 788 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,440 What I thought I knew weren't what it was. 789 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,960 Have you ever seen a lip sync where they ask the crowd to sing along 790 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960 cos they haven't got a clue? 791 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920 You know what? You've absolutely killed it. 792 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,520 Considering you're two straight, butch lads, 793 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,800 a bit like me and Baga, 794 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,880 getting up there in front of all these people, 795 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,120 amongst drag queens who've been doing it for years, 796 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,640 you've absolutely excelled yourselves. I'm gonna cry. 797 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,640 Bless you. Thank you. 798 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,440 Do you know what? I got really emotional, 799 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,640 cos when you were on stage, it was a proper drag show. You should be 800 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080 over the moon, and when you revealed the bad boys, 801 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,600 the Mitchell Brothers, 802 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,800 I creamed my knickers, I really did. -It was amazing. -They're outrageous. 803 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,600 And can I just say with the squats. -Less is more. -Yeah. 804 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:45,600 You've gotta remember, food was being served as you were doing that. 805 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,320 This poor woman, she picked up this canape, put it down, 806 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,440 picked it up. (ALL LAUGH) 807 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,440 It was like, you know, come on, love. 808 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,520 Hey, what do you think? Do you know what? 809 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,280 I've never done a gig before when the crowd go mental like that. 810 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,880 That felt like being in a band, or a DJ. 811 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,720 You should come and see one of my tours, man.(LAUGHS) 812 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,040 Yeah, I bet they react to that, some of your wry lines about marriage. 813 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,400 (LAUGHS) 814 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,960 Now we've done it, how do you feel about drag? 815 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,040 Honestly? I love it. 816 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,040 I properly love it. 817 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Actually, I would do it again. 818 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,240 Yeah, and it's no different to, like, middle-aged men, 819 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,000 they get loads of Lycra and go cycling. 820 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,680 I would say, I would say Lisa would be more comfortable with me 821 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,840 taking this on than start cycling. Yeah.100 percent. 822 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,480 -It's a new hobby of ours. -Yeah, it's a thing that Rob and I do together. 823 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,000 We thought it was gonna be golf, turns out it's drag. 824 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,840 Who knew? Yeah. 825 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,000 -And it's actually less closed. -It's a surprise to us but we're loving it. 826 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,440 Oh, I couldn't have done that without you, though. 827 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,680 I couldn't either. Come on, babe, let's go. 828 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,560 Come on. Come on, Rubes. 829 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,120 You really are a nasty bitch, aren't you?(LAUGHS) 830 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,040 ♪ LIZZO: "Good as Hell" 831 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,040 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 66176

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